Giggling about Paige getting sued, jealousy, and green nail theory
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I mean, the day just got away from me. Hello, my gigabyte gigglers. Before TikTok gets banned. Wait, how crazy? Okay, I started laughing so fucking hard. Greg turned on the news and that like whole TikTok thing was happening. And I thought like, if there was any time that I thought we were in a simulation, it was in that moment. I was like, this is crazy.

Like the people asking that guy questions, that guy was like too smart to be there. He was like, well, it's a little bit more complicated than that. And he was in like an old person's home. And they're like, yes or no. Yes or no. And he's like, oh,

I loved it, though. This is my thing. If China did not want my data, I'd be offended. No, I'm like, I want to be chosen. I'm literally offended. Choose me. That's why, like, when I was getting scammed, I was like, you know, who wouldn't want to? That's like when you didn't get kidnapped in Mexico. You were like, why not me?

My thing is also like, let's be honest, the data they're taking, it's like to send us shit that we should buy. And that makes my life easier. I don't want to research. I want them to know, like my phone knows me better than my husband. And that makes me feel less alone. My thing was like, what, what are you guys scared of, of them having? Like what, what are they looking at? My cat videos. I'm like, Oh my God, my data. And I'm like, there's something bad.

Bad I hope they see it I hope Someone's like hey there's a Fucking weirdo Missouri let's Alert that right you know when People are like on TV and Someone will see them and They'll be like I'm a nurse and I Think you might suffer from Like blah blah blah because I Noticed like you did this or Something like I want China to Do that for me like hey we

We noticed that you, you know. Honestly, the more the merrier. Like, the U.S. government's listening to Giggly Squad right now. Throw in China. I hope some aliens find out and we all can just giggle together and have a good time. Maybe we should just stop war. Maybe war is the problem. If they want people to steal data, they should give that job solely to, like, ex-boyfriends. Like, if your ex texted you and was like, I need your data. Yeah.

You'd be like, fine. Look at us trying to solve these deep political discussions. It's just like, don't take away TikTok. We'll literally have nothing to do. Like, what would we do?

I mean, you know what's scary? When people are bored. That's when bad things happen. When I'm stuck with my own thoughts. That's when I would be nervous for the country. We're not harming anyone. We're literally laying in our beds by ourselves for three hours watching TikTok. Like, let us live. Doomscrolling. Let my brain rot. It's so funny, too. Like, I finally started to get momentum in my career and they're going to take it away from me.

TikTok's Hannah Burner. Life is about adversity. What's going on? I just feel like so much happened in like front page news this week. In terms of couples. It did. But even bigger news. Are your nails green? Oh.

Okay. I was going to bring it up in the beginning of the pod, but I forgot. So I woke up this morning and I went... You're sounding super defensive. And got my nails and toes done. And I was standing there and I was like, I'm so sick of pink. Like I've gotten pink like the past three times I've been there. And so I was looking at green and I was like, how funny would it be if I got green? And like I just like was influenced by Hannah. And the only... The one green that I wanted...

It looked too pukey. So I was like, oh, I'm going to... So this is like a Tiffany, like bluish. But I knew you were going to call me out. But you inspired me because I was like, I can't do pink again. Okay. Chyna, if you're listening...

Paige was inspired. This is the thing about me and Paige. We both have like very different styles, but I think on the low, we both like, we take what we like from each other. Like I was very, I've been very impressed with your nail game for like the past year and a half. And so like, I do always think, look and see like, oh, what color nails does Hannah have? So the thing, the color might be good, but I can never change that. My nubs are so fucking sausagey.

I always say I have my mom's nails but my dad's hands and you know what? People can't be perfect. But I feel cooler with green. Right? No, like your nail color sets the tone but that's why there's so much pressure because if it's bad then I'm like, okay, now I have to walk around like a loser. Right, like I feel very different when I have red nails. Like she's a different person. Green, I'm like, oh my God, I'm so creative. I'm so artsy. Red, I'm like, oh my God, I'm the hottest. So like,

Girl Boss Town on TikTok came up with like the red nail theory, which was that because our moms and our grandmas wore red nail polish growing up, guys with their Oedipus complex will see you and want to fuck you, which like obsessed with love into it.

But green, I have a green nail theory, which is like we're decentering men from our life. We hope they think it looks like puke and they leave us alone because green actually means growth and money and manifestation and creativity and newness. And when my nails were green, oh my God. Unbeatable. It was wild. Okay, that's our official thing. We're green nail girlies. We're green nail girlies. And there's so many different shades based on your mood. I loved like the dark green.

dark green that I got. I felt like it was kind of badass at first. You're like, what color is that? And it would sneak up on you. But then yours is giving like almost like matcha sage. No, like you're going to burn your house down with sage vibes. Like that's cool. It reminded me of Easter, but okay. I will burn a house down.

Okay, let's get into front page news because it's like crazy, crazy, crazy. What should we do first? Should we do Harry and Amrata or should we do Selena and Hanley? Let's do Harry and Amrata. Where were you? Okay, here's the thing. You know how we're always like we love a PR stunt. We're here for it. We don't care about it. We're like, it's fun. Give us something to enjoy. Yeah.

I feel like this was not a PR stunt whatsoever. Because it was like, it was like I saw the tongue go in the mouth. It was like watching your friend actually make out with someone where you're like, oh. Okay, I'm not. Other people look.

people loved it no i know i didn't get the ick but i'm not a harry styles girl and there are a lot like i think he's very talented i'm a jason sudeikis yeah i'm a jason girl yes me too like i i think harry is so cool i think he is so good at music i think he's probably so nice i think he has

Such cool style. He's a performer. He's a star. He's got the sauce. Like I love him for what he is. I don't want to date him. I don't want to date him. I don't even really care to have sex with him. I don't. I think he's hot, but like I don't. I'm fine with it. I would make out with him. I would for sure. I just got a feeling and I have to be honest with the gigglers. I got a feeling of jealousy. I'm going to say it. I got a feeling of jealousy because I miss the makeout stage. Okay.

Yeah. Do you know when like he hasn't even seen your pussy lips yet and all you're doing is kissing and you're just like there's all this like what if what's it going to be like that's hot. Like I'm never going to have that again unless I divorce my man. Can I tell you something? I don't really do that phase that stage because you're a slut.

No, it's not really... It's not that. This is like when you first get home before you've hooked up for the first time and you're like in the kitchen or you're like on the couch and you're kissing. Like that's what... And you're like, you're about to rip each other's clothes off, but you don't know what it is. This has become an erotica novel, guys. I'm... See, okay. I feel like I don't do that. What do you do? I'm trying to think. Like I give a handjob. What do you do? I don't know. But I'm not like...

Like even in my relationship now, like I Craig's always like you never kiss. Like I'm never going to go up to you for a kiss. Like I'm not a kisser. You just do anal. No, I'm trying to think like, OK, how have I literally ever had sex with a man before? But like.

I know what you're saying, but I literally the Diplo of women. It doesn't last too long, but you know, like when you're making out and you get a little tingle in your stomach. Yeah, I think this is going to be good. And yeah, people don't make out for like crazy amounts of time. But I just thought like that was that was that early on make out where like you could tell they were like so excited. Like, what's it going to be like? They're going to have sex and it's probably going to be like fine. And then they're going to move on with their lives. But this is that like exciting time when like

your imagination is going wild and the possibilities are endless. But,

Fucking Harry Styles, I feel like in your head is going to be like this crazy experience. But like at the end of the day, he's just a dude. Same with Amrata. Like she has large lips and large tits, but like they're just they're normal people trying to have fun. I'm happy for her, though, in terms of like getting out of a bad relationship and now making out with like all your celebrity crushes. I love that. And I hope her ex was jealous of these men. I love that she's just like all around town doing her job.

Damn thing Because I love seeing Like who she randomly Is Gets matched with And like who she picks I like that she's out Pete Davidson-ing Pete Davidson To be like What you're doing Is actually not that hard I think she's our Pete Davidson

She's I'm, I'm Amrata's future ex-girlfriend. Here's the crazy, the crazy component to it though. So there are like a lot of people reporting that Harry, Olivia and Amrata had had a threesome prior. Then I was seeing people say like, no, that's not true at all. That Olivia and Amrata were friends or are friends. And, um,

After they broke up, that's when Emily started hanging out with Harry. But then Harry and Olivia started talking again. So Olivia feels a little bit betrayed. This is all alleged.

I feel like Olivia is in the drama always and I don't... Yeah, like how? Also, she's doing her... She's in court with Jason right now and Jason wanted the alimony and all of that stuff to be moved to New York, not in California because I guess if it's in California, he's going to have to pay her more. Yeah.

And it just got denied that it can't get moved to New York. And now it's in California. I'm a G I'm team Jason. I'm a Jason Sedenkis girl. Yeah, I agree. More money, more problems. And we rarely take the man's side. Rarely. We rarely do. And I'm not even taking his side. I yeah, we're taking his over Harry's. Yeah. I just like him better.

Whatever. This is my thing. If you're going to make out, make out in the car. Right. Right. Like everyone knows how to be sneaky. Like when you're that public, everything is a conscious decision. So that. Right. I step out of a private place. You are on.

you're in awareness and i think like they were just like it was i think it's almost like they get turned on by it like let's make out in front of all these cameras it's like reality tv and i totally and i would totally get that like hey let's just like go be pictured like making out like i think that's funny like whatever do your thing but if it's true that she is friends with olivia kind of like a fuck you to be like well now there's paparazzi pictures of us making out but this is the thing with this industry what is friends so like

They might literally not even know each other. They see each other at events. They have each other's number. They were at his concert together. Oh. So they're definitely like hang out by yourself status.

I mean, I don't know how close, but it's also like at that like level of fame and like whatever, you're not just going and like randomly hanging out with like some actress at a Harry Styles concert. Like that someone's texting someone and inviting them. That's not like. It's a weird situation too because it's not like, why did you have to make out with Brad in accounting? You know, I like Brad in accounting. Like this is Harry Styles. Like everyone likes Harry Styles. Yeah.

Really, Paige? You go for the one bartender that I had a crush on. It's so true. It's so true. But here's the thing.

Everybody's in their own bubble. Like, okay, the Vanderpump thing just happened. That's like a reality. They're in like a reality TV bubble. These people are in like a different category of bubble. Like they don't even get to meet. Unless you're like Zac Efron who like randomly dated that waitress one time. Like they don't get to meet Brad from accounting. You know? Brad from accounting is probably like mysterious to them. But this is the thing. You know what bubble I want to know about? Mm-hmm.

The Justin Bieber, Kardashian, Hadid bubble. Because there's all these rumors going around and I'm spreading them. I apologize. I was on TikTok the other night and I saw someone duet your video when the girl was talking about Hailey Bieber and I. And it had nothing about you. Like the girl who duetted it didn't like say anything about you. She just used like your video as like her jumping off point. But I haven't laughed so much.

Just like seeing your video and then it cutting to like the whole thing. I'm like, this is amazing that she, her video is the start of it. Which video was it? The one when the girl was like talking about science or not Scientology, the church. What is the church that they're in again? Oh yeah. That's the one that I deleted because Haley DM. Yes, yes, yes, yes. The one that started it all. It was still making the rounds. I had like a time where I was pizza bagel girl online.

briefly because I posted this video that was like I'm half Jewish half Italian so some people call me a pizza bagel and other people call me annoying yeah but then people kept cropping it and being like I'm half this and half that and people call me this yeah and that went on for like a very long time yes I remember that one I'm actually totally cool with being pizza bagel girl but anyway there's conspiracies online that like

Kendall's been with Justin. Khloe Kardashian. Do you remember when she hung out with Justin briefly? Khloe Kardashian. You mean Kourtney. Kourtney. Sorry, Kourtney. Yeah, that was a weird time. That was a lawless time in pop culture. Lawless. He was a baby. I don't have a sister, but I'm not fucking the same dude my sister's fucking.

Like that seems like polygamy. Did you see the conspiracy theory that Kris Jenner paid Selena Gomez's makeup artist to ruin her makeup at the Met Gala? It's a conspiracy theory. I don't believe, but it's one I love. Like I love it. When she was like really tan. Yes.

Paid her $800,000. I don't think that's true. I don't. But like, it's just. I would do so much more for so much less. You know what I mean? Oh my God. 800 grand. Oh my God. I'm burning her house down. Why? 100 grand. I'll cut her ear off. Yeah. But then there's even further conspiracy theories about like Kendall and Bella. You know how they used to hang out all the time. That they used to date.

Right? Isn't it that they used to date? Yes. But then there were rumors after Vanity Fair or something that Kendall and Gigi were making out. I don't care, like, gay or straight. That's your sister. No.

Hannah, you never know. No, but I'm saying like if Kendall was dating Bella, you can't make out with Gigi. That's so weird. Right. Then you can't then go make out with Gigi. Something definitely big happened that they all don't even hang out anymore. I think that's I think there's it's so interesting because they were all like joined at the hip. Like they were always out together. Now Bella's never out with them ever.

Yeah, I mean, I know she has a boyfriend, but still like there's also rumors that they might have broken up. So maybe she's like going through a breakup or Bella isn't hiding because like something happened with her plastic surgery. But there was just a picture of her. So I think she's like, oh, yeah, her plastic surgery started to sag after two years and she has to revamp it. OK. Also, people are saying Selena and Zayn are dating. Yeah, I don't like that.

I didn't like that either. There was something about it. I was just like, no. But I kind of feel like if Justin Bieber and The Weeknd had a baby, it would be Zayn. I thought about it. Oh, my God. That's kind of perfect. I just I've pictures. So I don't know who I picture Selena Gomez with, but it's not him. I picture her with someone better than him. No, I want her with someone. I want her with from with Brad from accounting.

Yeah. Like I want her with someone normal who's like, but someone who is as elite as her. Like I want her to marry like some billionaire, like generational wealth. Yeah. I just want her to be with like an older, tired, like...

big producer type dude who's just like come chill with me in my mansion and relax you've been through a lot that's how I feel too that's what I want for her but Zayn he was coming off all the drama where apparently he had like a fist fight with Yolanda Hadid which like what

Or like he shut Like that all like Got really heated And then just went quiet And then Was quiet I feel like the Kardashians Helped the Hadids And helped the Biebers In terms of Mitigating press Wow For

For what they were saying Yolanda and Zayn thought about, like she was claiming that he hit her. I just, or not hit her, I think maybe like shoved her or something. I just feel like that would have been- He shoved her into a dresser. Yeah, I just feel like that would have been a bigger deal. And when all of like Yolanda's clips were resurfacing from when she was on Housewives, like I just feel like everyone kind of like glossed over that too. Like if it was someone else, I feel like that would have been blown up. Like Yolanda is queen of the- Yeah, queen of the almond moms. Like her and Gwyneth probably like-

Drink water together You know Like So I feel like They help The Zayn situation was Like that's bad Like that's like Yeah like they have a baby together Real accusations being thrown around And then it went quiet So I can't like Make an educated opinion On Zayn and Selena Cause I was like I thought we were mad at him Like mad mad Like if someone touches my mother But then people Like did he Or did she Is she just saying that True Like you not Maybe she was just hungry Yeah

Probably. He was like, I was trying to feed her. What did you think of Haley posting that thing on Instagram? Oh, Selena. Yeah. When I saw it, I was like, well, a no shit. She's been Haley's been getting destroyed for it's been years now. It seemed like she had a gun to her head. Like she was like, hey, guys, Haley's getting death threats. Please stop. Right. Stop bullying her. Like.

Like there was no like if she really wanted to end, she would have said something else. Instead, she just said like it kind of came out like, hey, I hate this bitch, but can you please stop attacking her? Did she even say her name? She said Haley Bieber. Oh, OK. She said like.

full name like it seemed like a PR type thing if she really wanted to end there's so many more quality ways for to do it like but the thing is I don't think she wants it to end because I think she's like you deserve it and then Selena posted like so many big things coming for the summer and I was like I feel like that was her type of revenge like

Like I'm so booked and busy and I have a career like and you're worrying about getting hate on social media. I do have to say Selena seems like glowing after this hate campaign. Like she seems like all is right in the world. She's gotten her revenge. It took her. I was just going to say she said she sat back and she waited for her revenge and she was like, I don't I will sit here for as long as it takes.

And when it happens... I mean, think about it. If someone is like... You dislike someone a lot and they've hurt you in whatever ways. And then they reach out to you to be like, please tell everyone to stop hurting me. You're like, okay, I think the battle has been won. Yeah. And I will take the...

I will be nice. Right. So Selena not only looks like really nice, but she's also, she looks like she took the high road against these girls who had bullied her. So, I mean, Selena is thriving right now, but then there's all these conspiracies about like how Justin Bieber was trying to marry Selena and Selena said no. And Justin Bieber's friend, like during the wedding posted, like, how are you going to,

go from someone saying no to you to just the next person to say yes kind of thing which feeds into the whole conspiracy but then people are saying that justin because he got in trouble in america was not going to be able to make money in america and was going to have to like sell his rights or i don't know the business behind it the whole reason he married hayley was they talk about how he wanted to get married for like and apparently that's like stopping soon long story short

I think in the next couple of years, we'll learn more about the situation. Right. Like by no means are Selena, Hailey and Justin like, is this done? Here's the other thing. They dated. They were so young. Like they were so young. But like, you know, that first love is so good. That's like make out love. And they were also so famous and so rich. So it's not like they were doing like normal twosome.

20 year old things. They loved drugs. They loved drugs. And that is just, I just think so. Like Justin's the kind of ex who like doesn't leave you alone. Yeah. I mean, like, like if he and Haley ever broke up, you know, he's like, you up.

He sends like a laughing emoji to like your story And you're like dude are you fucking kidding? I'm like you have a family You have a family Go call your children Stop leaving fire emojis on Instagram models pages But I do have to say yeah Justin Bieber has been through a lot in his career Just fame is fucked up There are levels to fame And once you get to a certain level of fame It's fucked And I hope the money's worth it

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Selena, yeah, yeah. That's so scary. I'm actually on the ground floor right now in Utah where Gwyneth Paltrow is having her ski trial. Wait, is it literally?

It's literally like a couple miles away. Wait, this is breaking news. You're literally a field reporter reporting live. You have a sign. I'm like, we got the goods on the Almond's in your pocket in case she walks out.

So I like still I don't really get technology, but like I was like in bed and Des like was on YouTube and just started watching the trial. And I was like, wait, this is this is like Johnny Depp, Amber Heard type shit. Yeah. So I watched the trial with Des. And what were like some people were saying that it was like.

so funny at some parts because it was just she was like she lost a half a day of skiing okay so i have to say the the headlines are really coming for gwen myth gwen whatever and it's not how it looks like

gwyneth is being and i'm not coming being like i'm a huge gwyneth fan like there's a lot of things to not like about her she's an almond mom she's a nepo baby and she sells her pussy juices and candles for like too much money but i like i like her i can't i like her like yeah she's herself at least she's owning it she's not like pretending yeah she wants to be an almond mom let her be an almond mom you know like so long story short

She's been skiing her entire life. She's a good skier. She's on a green at Deer Valley Resorts. This guy, they had an accident. And 10 years later, he's coming out being like, this accident has affected me. Like the daughter said he's angrier now. He said he can't enjoy wine tastings anymore.

his memory is worse and she's like you were 60 now you're 70 you're an aging man also maybe you can't taste wine because you had COVID I don't know maybe something happened in the last 10 years that would have affected your smile so at first I'm like this sounds weird to me but then I am so on Gwyneth's side because I listen to every question in this case basically she goes not only did I not hit him he hit me

And the way I know he hit her is because she confirmed that she did curse him out.

like after the accident they were like did you not yell at him and like say like what the fuck and she was like i did because he hit me you don't curse out someone if you hit them right right like you like you'll be like sorry or even if you're mad you're not gonna be like what the fuck dude i know skiing when someone like hits you you're like you really feel like assaulted and you're like dude what the fuck like

And she's also very experienced skier on a green. She's not out of control on a green. Right. As a ski, you know, accident prone queen. Aficionado. Aficionado. As an Olympic skier. I was very passionate about this. What happened? The reason why she said I lost half a day.

It was this lawyer who's so fucking annoying. You could tell she likes Gwyneth. She wants to be friends with Gwyneth. No, she's such a fan. She's like, you look so cute today. She keeps being like, I mean, I know you would have worn something cute on the mountain. But then she says something so annoying and mean. What about when she's like, how tall are you? And Gwyneth's like 5'9". She's like, oh, I mean, I wish. No, she keeps doing that. Chill out, lady.

But then saying like horrible mean things to accuse her of stuff. She's like, so you're a liar. But like, you're so cute on the mountain, but you're a liar. And Gwyneth's like, well, I'm not lying. She's focusing on the fact that Gwyneth is suing him for a dollar. And she goes, so you're suing him for a dollar, but you're also making him pay your legal fees. So it sounds like it's not a dollar.

And she's like, well, I don't want to lose money on the case. And I want the lawyers to be paid. But I'm just suing him symbolically for a dollar. And the lady's like, but it's not a dollar if it's illegal fees. And I'm like, why are we fighting about this? The point is, I think he asked for a small amount of money. Like, 300 grand is small for Gwyneth. Because he thought she would just pay it and be like, I don't want to. But she's showing up to court. You know that she has Pilates classes. She's showing up to court saying, I'm not going to let this guy take advantage of me. OK, I'm very passionate about this.

No, we're Team Guan here. Okay. They're trying to say that because she was paying for private lessons. Like, she was with a ski instructor, too. And the ski instructor left her information. They're trying to say that she paid him off because... The ski instructor? Yeah, that she paid him off to say that, like...

It was, it wasn't her fault in the accident. And they're like, did you tip him? And she's like, I hope I did. And they were like, did you leave him a big tip? And she's like, I hope I left him a big tip. Like he was great with my kids and they were trying to be like, so you're paying him and he's leaving the information. She's like, you have to pay the ski instructors. Like,

This sounds like award-winning television. It's award- But also the whole time, she like, she has like a little smirk, but she's being like, after Watcher, like Amber Heard was like strange, very strange on trial. This is the most least dramatic like rich people trial I've ever seen. Like, can someone shit on someone's ski boots or something? Like this is, like nothing happened. The guy-

clearly like hit her and she fell on him because they got entangled but hannah he can't taste wine justice for him but it's so embarrassing because his daughter spoke out like he yells at me now he's horrible and it's like i don't think that's because you collided with gwyneth paltrow on a green when i thought it was like we were going slow i know this with skiing because i'm spastic

She basically I know exactly what happened She said that his skis kind of got interlocked with her skis and then they kind of like had a moment they fell over Now the lady was like what are the chances his skis can get in between the 18 inches of your skis? When you collide with the skier, that's what happens your skis get connected Like I've done that I've done that with Des like ten times when he's like stop and I can't stop and we fall on each other and then we almost get divorced

So anyway, justice for Gwyneth. Honestly, Gwyneth needed this PR. She's having like a little bit of a moment the past couple of weeks. And she looks great. I think she looks great. I mean, her glasses are giving like a little bit serial killer, like a Jeffrey Dahmer vibe. But I like that she's up there on the stand. Like she's being nice.

But she is being snarky. Honestly, she could have been such a bitch. She could have been like, I don't want to be here. And this is fucked up. She could have given full Naomi Campbell of like, this is an inconvenience for me. But she's like, I'm here. I'm answering your questions. But at one point Gwyneth was like, sorry, what's your name again? Wait, Gwyneth said that to the lady? She was like, is it Kristen? Is it Kristen? And the lady was like, yeah, it's Kristen.

And she was like, okay, Kristen, no, I'm not lying. I got hit. And then I know that these motherfuckers are lying about her because...

One of the witnesses says that he saw Gwyneth with the guy from Coldplay on the mountain. And she's like, that's my first husband. Like, I was not with him. I was with my current husband. And, like, clearly they found out that she was famous and were just trying to, like... Wait, wait, wait. The guy is saying that Gwyneth was on the mountain with... Yeah. Yeah.

This witness was like, I saw her and she was with the guy from Coldplay on the mountain. I saw it. And then the woman kept being like, so were you wearing your ski helmet? And she was like, yes, because I I like to be incognito on the mountain. And she's like, oh, so people don't recognize you. So he definitely didn't know it was you.

And she was like, well, he knew it was me because afterwards I had to give my information. And she's like, well, why would you yell if you want to be incognito? Like all these like stupid things. And she's like, well, I was upset in the moment the adrenaline hit and I got hurt. She goes, also, I have been recognized on the mountain before, even though I have my ski gear on.

I also kind of love that she's suing him for $1. How amazing. So that's what Taylor Swift did in her case. And they tried to be like, are you trying to be like Taylor Swift? And she goes, I actually, I don't know Taylor. We're not friends. This is what I'm doing. Like they're trying to make it like this, like she's this like annoying celebrity. And she's like, look, I'm a mom who happens to be very rich. And when skiing, I'm,

But it is crazy. She was like, so afterward, what did you do? Did you get a massage?

And she's like, like they trying to make her look like she's just as like rich bitch. And she's like, you know, after I fell, my hip was hurting. And I said, this guy, there's a text that says like, this guy hit me. I, my hip hurts. I'm going to go get a massage. And she's like, so I got a massage. Like she's just owning her shit. And so today the, her ski instructor is going on trial. So they're going to try to make it look like Gwyneth Flannery.

forced him to do something or paid him off. So that's going to be, I'm into it. I'm into it. Hannah, thank you for being in Salt Lake City, reporting live for us and really getting in there. I'm in like the Mormon community right now. Like I've been, I'm a prophet now in the community. I've been here for five days. I learned so much about Mormonism, like on stage, asking people questions. Wait, give me like,

Top two. Okay. Top two is soaking is real. I cannot believe you just said that because I just heard that term for the very first time like a week ago and I've been enthralled with it. Okay. So for people who don't know, soaking is the guy puts his dick inside of you and you don't move.

You don't move. And I was like on stage. I'm like, can you do a Kegel? Like what? What happens? But sometimes they call they do this thing where someone else moves the bed. Wait, what is the point? What are what is their point of like that soaking is better than like they're not having actual sex because like they're not doing it. But I'm like you insert like I don't understand it. But then I know they do armpits. They do back and knees sometimes. Wait, who?

the person that has to shake the bed like is that a family member that gets picked is that like an outside third party is that something that that's a great question i go that's just a threesome like that's a threesome it's freakier than sex um but like soaking is real because i was like what are the bad boy mormons doing and they're like soaking but then like if if you're not a virgin they're like oh i can't marry you in the temple so like we can't date this is and also mormon is a spectrum

Like there's more extremists, but there's a lot of the people that came to my show were like ex-Mormons, like gays who were like, I used to be Mormon. Yeah. Now I'm not like people who were born in the church and then they excommunicate. Also, I found out that Mormons, they can't drink coffee, but they do Adderall. That seems...

That's what I said. I said Adderall is nerdy cocaine. I just posted a clip about it. But they were like, if it's for medical reasons, we know you're starting it to stay up late. Because here's the thing. You can't not have something. Well, that's what I said. I said, how do you take shits if you're not drinking coffee? Yeah, like you're not drinking coffee, but you'll do like a narcotic. Like that seems. And then there was one guy who was like, I don't curse because I'm Mormon.

but he was Spanish and he's like but I curse in Spanish and I'm like so you think the Mormon God can't speak Spanish you're like this fucking dummy he doesn't know that I'm saying shit in Spanish and I was like this is why like I met some fucking characters like I love that I'm gonna start using it I'm gonna be like I didn't say that because I said it in Spanish so I'm just gonna start cursing everyone out like but it was Spanish but it was in

But it was in Spanish. It doesn't count. But also, I was kind of offended because I've been here for five days with Des, very public that I'm here. Not one couple has asked us to swing. That's how I felt about not getting kidnapped in Mexico. It's drawing up for you. You're like, I know it's going to happen. We have a hotel room. You saw me there. Yeah, like, what more do I have to do? Des has been skiing all day. He comes back. We do two shows. He's exhausted. He's gone every single day.

Like right now, he's skiing. He skied every day. And he'll be like, oh, you missed it. There was this huge blizzard and we all got stuck on the top of the thing. And I'm like, oh, babe, I wish I was there. Craig sent me a TikTok where these people like...

I don't know if they had just gotten married or they got married at the top of the mountain, but like all of their wedding party was skiing down the mountain in their dresses and like fur coats and like champagne. He was like, doesn't this look so fun? And I was like, that's my literal nightmare. Imagine I just made everyone in my wedding party ski down a mountain. Just Sierra falling down the mountain in her bikini. Yeah.

Like that seems miserable. Miserable. No, Craig, keep it in your head. I was like, that's so fun for them. So fun for them. I also found out this weekend that Des is like really good at beatboxing and I don't know if that's an ick. I love when like a random things come up that you're like, I wonder if the girls have ever dealt with this before. Like it's something so out of the norm. You ever been with a beatboxer?

okay this is says way more about me one of my like really bad uncommon ics that like sometimes if Craig says like really nice things not about me no not about me like not to anyone like things that are very um like I'm trying to think of an example things that are sweet totally yeah things

Like the flowers smell nice today? Yeah. Sometimes stuff like that. Okay, the other day he was like, you know, I really want to like, he said the word philanthropy and he just said something that was so nice. It was so nice. And I was like, oh my God, that's so nice. And then I was like, why am I feeling like this ick?

Here's the thing. You say you want a nice guy, but then we're attracted to serial killers while you have a gorgeous man who wants to do philanthropy. No, he says such nice things. The one day he was like, I want to buy all of those. He always sees those TikToks where people are colorblind and their girlfriend or something buys them the colorblind glasses. He was like, I want to buy a million of those and just send them all out. So he'll say things like that that are so nice.

And every once in a while, he'll say something and I'll just be like, gross. And I'm like, it really isn't. This is me projecting. And I was like,

I just, I can't. I have to tell people, Paige and I had this like incredible idea of pranking people on Bravo. And we thought of this amazing idea of like having housewives go to like a charity event with like children with cancer and having the children just have so much fun. We should say our whole idea because if someone ever tries to like say that they're doing it or like that becomes a television show, we can sue them.

We have it recorded here. We came up with Punk'd, but just specifically Bravo people. And we pitched it as like, if Ramona wanted to punk Luann...

but we didn't use the word punk like she would be setting it up so we would film ramona being like i'm gonna set this up and then we would also film luann getting set up and it's so easy to film because they're filming for the reality tv show and so you don't have to explain cameras we wanted to do one on shep where like craig borrowed the dog and then craig tells him that he lost little craig

yeah or like brings back another dog and he's like this is little craig and he's like that's not little craig but yeah he gives him the wrong dog remember we came up with one for nini that was like she brings her car to a valet she like part like gives it to the valet then when she comes back they give her the wrong car and they're like you gave me this and just see like people freak out they give her a mazda yeah it was such a good idea they were like

We wanted to do Teresa Giudice where we get Melania. We wanted to get Melania to show up with a face tattoo one day. I wanted a face tattoo. That would have been so good. We came up with so many random good ones. We pitched the show and they were like,

It got pretty far. It got pretty far, but then they were like, no, we're not. But it would be so easy to film. If anyone wants to make that show, that's what we want. But now all these prank shows are coming back. Did you see there's one with Eric Andre? It's like Prank Shark Tank where people pitch their pranks to him and some jackass guys.

okay and they decide if it's like a good prank or not no prank show because prank shows are always going to be funny because people freaking out is always going to be funny I think it would have done so well because there's no like Bravo programming there's nothing really on during the day I also think like we

we could have done like, cause it's all under NBC. Like we could have done like E stuff too. Like, so people like the Bella twins, I don't know. Like you can go into any reality TV. Because if they're filming for their show, they wouldn't be like, you wouldn't even have to really set up hidden cameras because they would know, Oh, there's cameras. We're filming our reality show.

Like it just means like we and we know so many reality TV people. We know like who would be good slash like we know little things about them that would like irk the shit out of them. I would literally love to prank Shishu.

Like, I think she'd be a great prank. Oh, my gosh. I think she should. I think she'd be like whatever situation she was in. I think she'd be adorable. Like, it would just I want to prank Lala. I would be scared to prank Lala. I'm going to shit my pants. But I think that she'd give like the best reaction. Also, James would be funny. James would be very funny. Anyone yelling in an accent is funny. I want to prank James. We're like friends.

for whatever reason, when he goes to DJ, it just keeps playing like the wheels on the bus go round and round. You like hire him to do this massive gig and like for whatever reason, he can't like, we break something and it, oh, that'd be so good. We cut all the,

We cut all the audio and it's only wheels on the bus. We probably start rapping over it. Des would jump in and beatbox. Oh my God. I just had a memory of, do you remember when James would DJ and Raquel would just like stand there? Yeah, that was creepy. She probably was getting the egg. For sure. I would. Oh God. Wait, one last little thing because I just started watching the new season of Love is Blind. Did you see Nick Lachey got her like has to go to anger management? Oh my God. I saw. Yeah.

Nick Lachey got in trouble for like grabbing a paparazzi, not the person. I think grab the camera, not like grabbed her and has to go to anger management classes. And I kind of love it, though, because I want like the I want like the Nick Lachey and Lindsay Lohan and like.

Like that era people to come back and be famous again. Same because they deserve it. But part of me also was like, wait, like I feel like paparazzi, they're fucked up. Like paparazzi does horrible things and like invades people's privacy nonstop. Part of me is like anger management for dealing with paparazzi. Don't you get like, I don't know. I feel like people have done worse to paparazzi. There are entire companies that like paparazzi do.

Like where paparazzi sue people because they post... Oh my god, I was trying to explain to Des. He was like, this is insane. Like you get sued if you post a photo of yourself on Instagram. So you're not even monetizing it. You're just putting it on Instagram. Right. If you like a photo that someone happened to take of you. And they'll sue you saying that is my work. I got sued. What? Yeah. I got sued because... When? Okay, so...

Obviously, like when front page news was on and popping like I was especially during COVID, I was always posting like paparazzi pictures and I had posted a paparazzi picture of I think it was Sophie Turner when she was pregnant for the first time. Yeah. And whoever the paparazzi guy was is sued me that I didn't give him credit.

And when I first got the email, I remember reading the email and I showed it to Craig, who's a fucking lawyer. And he was like, this looks like a scam. Like you're not getting sued. Just ignore it. And I was like, it's like that text message from that person. It's fine. He was like, it's fine. And so I was like, no, there's something. No way. Like, I think this is real. Like my stomach sank. So I sent it to my agency and.

Sure enough, like I was getting sued and we had to like come to an agreement. But then I also like at the same time, I was like, no, I'm literally getting sued. And I kind of love that for me. Like it was like I just I had to call my lawyer, you know, and it was like a little moment. I actually would milk it for a year. Like people would call me and be like, are you going out tonight? And I'm like, sorry, I'm getting sued right now. She's like in the middle of this lawsuit and it's so draining. I like act like a bitch to my husband and I'm like, I'm getting sued.

Right now No I That was Two years ago Then when it Became a thing I said to Craig I was like Oh hello I'm never hiring you You literally told me To ignore it I mean In his defense It was the sketchiest Fucking email And it was like If you don't respond By this date Like

legal action will be taken and I was like like so can you legally tell me what the great the settlement or agreement was I'll tell you offline because I don't I genuinely don't know laughing laughing

Did you have to pay any money? Yes, I had to pay money. Yes. No! Because I didn't want to go to court. Although like now I'm thinking like I could have a Gwyneth moment. But no, I didn't want to go into trial because like what? So I just paid. It wasn't more than five grand. No, it was not more than five thousand. Oh, okay. But here's the other thing. This usually only happens to like

Like how this guy even found me is crazy because like this happens to like Kim Kardashian if she's posting a picture of herself, you know, like it's not happening to low level. Also, like if you screenshot it, there's like a good chance that you would have had like the credit on the bottom. Like you probably got unlucky with how it got put on the screen. Like your head was covering it. Yeah, it was like so random. And now obviously I'm like a target in the legal world.

And maybe it was because I got out of jury. So now we have to do a tax evasion. We can't post. What the fuck? But this is my thing. Like Nick Lachey, part of me is like, did Vanessa like want him to go to AA? Like, did she use this as an excuse to get him in AA? Something's going on there between the two of them. Because...

When I think Love is Blind is like such an interesting show This past season they've made it very reality TV And like took the authenticity and like the experiment like almost away Like it seems icky They want like the little dramas Yeah and I was like you guys aren't that type of show Like I don't care about these No I like the wholesomeness of it Yeah and it's like I don't care about these people enough to like watch them fight Like I just want to see if they love the person they picked or they don't Like

I don't need the other, the extra. But at the reunion last year, Vanessa got like very emotional and she just felt like very, like she cried during it. And I was like, you're not even, you're hosting. Yeah.

That's like Andy Cohen doesn't even cry. And he like made these people's careers. He doesn't even give a shit about half the shit he's talking about. Like he's been like assaulted by Teresa. And he's like, OK, that was good for ratings. He like laughed. Yeah, he was like, this is amazing. It's because Love is Blind got so popular that now the kind of people that are going on it are the ones who are down to like do stuff to get attention on TV.

The casting was very weird. Like the first season really was so good because you're like, this is so cool. I just want to know, like some of the people like this season, like freak me out. Like, I want to know if they do like background checks and like, Oh, I mean, I think the love is blind. Like I thought everyone was too good looking. Like I want people with no teeth.

See, okay, I'm the opposite. When I watch TV, like, I want people to be so insanely good looking that I can't look away. No, but for Love is Blind, how funny would it be for a girl with no teeth to be chosen over a model? Like, that's why I want to watch Love is Blind. I don't want to watch all these hot people, like, be like, oh, like, she, like, smells.

I like sports. No, I feel like it's more on the normal side than like, oh my God, this is like unrealistic people. Or like throw in some really hot people. Yeah, there's rarely like very hot guys.

like very there's maybe like one or two that you're like yeah he's like good looking but there's never like there's no hot guys no no never it's very interesting the casting the girls are definitely prettier this season one of our producers for summer house worked on that show wait what one of our producers on summer house worked on love is blind oh yeah the tea there are certain things that you buy every single summer sandals sunscreen snacks

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Um, finally, did you see Sydney Sweeney's Bronco shtick? Oh, that she fixes car fixes up cars. Yeah. It was like all over the internet. Like her, like looking hot and overall. Her TikToks are like a man's dream. Like she was giving like, I met a new guy and he was like, yeah, like cars sometimes. And I suddenly was like under a Bronco being like, I love to fix cars. Um,

Wait, that's exactly what it was. Like she was like in between scenes, I would just like fix my Bronco. I'm like, what guy are you talking to who said that he likes a Bronco once? And I don't, I don't mean to come for her passion. No, not at all. It's giving pick me. It's giving us when the first time we ever skied. Yeah.

We didn't want to be there. We knew we didn't want to be there, but we had to. We had all the gear. Yeah. We were like, I love it. I do this in, but I do this whenever I wake up before I go to bed. I love it. I guess Broncos though, like apparently in LA, everyone wants a vintage Bronco. Did you hear about this? No, it's like a thing. Like all the influencers want a vintage Bronco, like Victoria Paris wanted it. It's like hard to find. So I guess she got her Bronco and she like learned to fix it. And she wants, I guess she wants to fix it.

I guess she wants to show her related side. See, it's just so crazy how different New York is from LA. Could you imagine anyone in New York fixing up a Bronco? You know, that's what it is. That's why we're so thrown off. I actually, I remember when I was getting recruited for some schools in the South, one of the coaches called me and he's like, hey, I'll pick you up at the airport with my truck. And I was like, a U-Haul? Like, what truck are you...

But in the South, like having trucks is like a thing. But I literally was like a hub truck. Like what truck? Yeah. What kind of eight wheeler truck are you bringing? Also picking up from the airport is very, is very stuff. No one. Imagine me picking someone up from the guardia. Yeah.

get a fucking uber you nut job so but like i mean it's cool i like it but like it was so stylized that i was like i was like what are we trying to get out of this right yeah that's my thoughts those are my thoughts before we wrap it up i just have one more question for you which is very pressing about spring fashion okay i love pressing questions are wedges back in style

Wow, this is the hardest question I've ever asked you. I mean, I have been seeing them a lot and I really, I don't like them. I've never, for whatever reason, I mean, I used to wear them. I think they are back. I think that I probably will buy a pair.

but it's a this one's a hard one for me because i feel like i really swore them off so hard like after i was done with that era yeah you were like ew i was like ew how could i have ever worn them i loved wedges because as someone who can't walk in heels it was like so comfortable and easy except you'll break your fucking ankle in a wedge oh

True. If you hit an edge of a sidewalk, you're done. Your ACL is torn. Yeah. Like here's the thing. Other heels, you can fall more with less likely of an injury. A wedge. I mean, it's higher stakes. It's you fall. You do one. You don't think about falling and you broke your ankle. Like there's no give. There's no leeway. A high wedge is like just walking on stilts. Yeah. You're really, really.

rolling the ball rolling the dice maybe there'll be like a modern kind of wedge that comes out that doesn't remind us of just like college you know i think it's more like it's the wedge the way we used to wear it like what we used to wear it with true like i don't want to do a wedge in a miniskirt ever again i'll never do it with denim shorts ever again no i'll never do that but like maybe a wedge with like a linen flare pant i would do that

Okay. It's just everything is coming back and like I'm here wearing low rise pants and cargos and fucking, you know, Uggs. So like let's... No, it's crazy. But this is the thing. Take our money. But like what's next, you know? Ugh.

I like the 90s style. People are trying to do like mini scarves. It's so... I love a mini scarf. It's nuts out here. I wore a freaking flower choker. I know. That was crazy and iconic and no one talked about it. No one talked about it. I felt like a Pomeranian. I had the cutest collar on. I just wanted to just shake my ass. Wait, you literally did... Oh my God, you gave collar vibes. You...

I was literally like my owner's rich. Yeah. And I'm walking to take a shit. You prance. And you guys have to pick it up because I'm spoiled.

oh my god you gave full pomeranian i love god well anyway guys we are obsessed with you we love you so much we're gonna be back in studio soon um because we were back in our bullshit today on the zoom um and we have shows coming up nashville texas we're everywhere in texas click the link in our bio we have a couple tickets left i

I'm so excited for them. And we have new merch coming out that we're really excited about. But the ski collection is doing great. So if you haven't gotten your Opry ski collection, get it now. Paige, do you have any other updates? No, that's all. Gorgeous. Talk to you guys later. Thanks for getting with us. Bye.