Giggling about Scandoval, behind the scenes, and selective outrage
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I mean, the day just got away from me. What is up, my giggle-schlagers? Like Goldschlager? That was stupid. That was so dumb. Are all the gigglers just Russian now? I mean, the gigglers can drink. We've seen you at the live show. Yeah, no, we have seen them. I mean, I've gotten 27,000 DMs. Wait, I'm not allowed to send DMs for 18 hours. Wait, what did you do? I don't know.

Who were you harassing over DM? I literally have no idea. I woke up in the middle of the night. Not the middle of the night. I woke up at like 6 a.m. 6 p.m.

6 a.m. this morning and I went into my DMs and I tried to DM one of my girlfriends back and it was like, you can send DMs in 21 hours. And I was like, wait, what? Did someone report a DM you sent? I think I sent. Did you call your puppy ugly or fat? No.

In a DM. No, but someone did DM me recently and I DM'd her back and she was like, oh my God, Hannah never, Hannah says you never respond. And I just DM'd her back. She's a lying bitch. Don't believe her.

So you bullied me, got you canceled on Instagram. You know what? Cause then I was thinking, I was like, what else have I said? That's like crazy. Like, did I say anything like really sexual or did I like, did I send a video or a meme or something that got taken off? If you're calling your best friend, a lying bitch cunt, you should not get canceled. No, it's just, they don't understand context. The AI doesn't understand context. Do you want me to message them and be like, Hey, it's a lying bitch. I totally deserve that. And I was like,

oh my god did that giggler report it because she thought like I was speaking I could never find her Instagram again but I'm pretty sure I did say like haha Instagram's like it's not funny don't say haha don't say lol don't say l-m-a-o-r-o-f-l yeah like so anywho so I'm banned on Instagram so that's why you haven't been responding to me but I yeah then I don't know if people can see that like

I see it and like I want to respond. You know, I do. No, you don't. But I feel like if you see it, you respond. Yeah. No. If I see it, I respond. OK, so you've been doing questionable things on Instagram. God knows what I've been. Do you know the best friends podcast BFFs? Yes. With your with Josh Richards. You love Josh. I think he's so cute. So I didn't really know who he was, but I did a man on the street making fun of me.

Dave Portnoy. Yeah. Where I had all these like female comics saying, who do you think this guy is? And it was hilarious. And nobody knew who Dave was? Some of them knew, but they also were like, they called him Captain Crunch. That was really funny. They called him Crocodile Hunter. Like, it was pretty good. If I didn't know who Dave Portnoy was, I would probably say that he like years ago used to be like a really good golfer. A promoter? Yeah.

Oh, no, he was a golfer. Yeah, or like something because people want to listen to him about sports. Like, I wouldn't know. Yeah, I get that. Someone said he looked like a country singer. Yes, he does. He looks like a famous person's brother is what he looks like, actually. Like, he looks like his sibling. He looks like Dan Cook's brother who stole all his money. He looks like his sibling, actually.

is really famous. And like hot. And he's hot too, but like with the ugly swag. Yeah, he's hot with like a whatever. Like he definitely does have a swag. His girlfriend. So funny. So pretty. Gorgeous. So nice. She's really good friends with one of my girlfriends. So I've hung out with her a few times. I didn't know this. She literally. Silvana. Yes. Could not be a sweeter person. You cannot be ugly if your name is Silvana. No, you literally can't.

You have to have like the wettest vagina at all times. It's like a law. I feel like Columbia. Is she Colombian? So anyway, they talk about this video we posted about Dave Portnoy on their podcast and the gigglers were messaging me being like, they're talking about you. And someone was like, LOL, they're getting it all wrong. Apparently Josh Richards was like, oh, that's the lesbian comedian on TikTok.

I took as a compliment because I was like, I am decentering men for my life. Maybe a little too hard. Fully with my wedding ring. So then I was like, okay, well, I have to do one of Josh Richards because I did... I think it's funny to ask millennial women... Is his name Josh Richards or Josh Richardson? I've been calling him Josh Richardson. I love how you're making him sound richer than he is. I want him to be like Josh Richardson III and his grandpa may or may not have murdered someone. Josh Richardson...

Has some sketchy family ties, but he does have a trust fund. Yeah, they're not like Alex Murdoch style. Which we will get to later. They don't have a name. That family doesn't know their name. That's how Southern they are. They even finished the name. They're like Murdoch. I'm like, can we finish? Is it Alex or is it Alec? Okay, that is the biggest drama of it. Because he said Alec, but his real name isn't even Alex. It's like Murdoch.

Walter Emerson something. Walter Emerson. Honestly, it sounds like an ex-boyfriend I've had. Oh, that's Walter Emerson. Duh.

If his name has Emerson or Emmett, he's rich. Yeah. So anyway, some of the Googlers were just like, hey, like they're getting it all wrong. Brianna Chicken Fry, who we're team Brianna Chicken Fry. Yeah. If we're picking teams. I don't even know what the competition is. Yeah, who would be a... It doesn't matter who she's against. We're picking her. Yeah, we're team Bri. Yeah. And I like DM'd her. She's hilarious, amazing, icon. And genuinely...

The only girl I've ever seen that, like, pink should be her natural hair color. Is it? Because, like, sometimes I see her brunette and I'm blonde. I'm like, or blonde. And I'm like, oh, I don't know which one I like better. And then when she has pink hair, I'm like, you should have been born with pink hair. Heffi pulled it off, too. Yes. Heffi really pulled it off. It's annoying because you don't just get inspired and go pink one day. It's like a whole process. You have to go through, like, emotional trauma. You have to go. To really think about it. You have to bleach it. You have to go pink. Then you have to get the right shade of pink. I don't know. I'm.

Maybe one day I'll get the balls. Maybe I should do pink eyebrows. Anyway, enough about me. So they were talking about me on the pod. Oh, sorry. Back to Hannah for a quick second. We deviated for three seconds and we must get back to her. So yes. I like showing very famous TikTokers to millennial comedians. Yes. Because...

On TikTok, I feel like people are very algorithm famous. Oh my God, so true. Like some people, like for example, Alex Earl, Des doesn't know who Alex Earl is. No, Craig has no idea. Which I kind of love because it means they're not just like looking at 20-year-old TikTok. I commented his Instagram. I was like, you're my Alex Earl. And he was like, is that, are you being mean to me? That's like honestly his first question every time I speak to him.

She's like, are you being mean to me again? I'm like, no. She's like the most famous girl on TikTok. Well, what would you rather have? A boyfriend who you say something and immediately he's like, are you being mean to me again? Or someone like Des who I start and then he just demolishes me. Like, whatever I say, he comes back so hard. And then I'm crying. And then I'm like, that was so mean. He's like, you fucking started it. Take your poison. I want to, like...

I want me and Des to get into a fake fight because I just want to see like where I want to see his tactics. The Scorpio energies would be so good. Honestly, I feel like if me and Des were on a team against one person, I'd be scared for that person. I almost like wouldn't do it. It's illegal. No, actually, you guys can never speak because I don't want you ever turning on me together because that would be really bad.

Just to end it, so he, I post this video on some girls, like, he looks like a guy named Kyle who's never made a girl cum before. Yeah. And he stitches it. He starts crying. He goes, that's not true. My name's Josh.

I'm having way too much fun with 20-year-old boys on TikTok. They have to have you on the pod. I don't know. We'll see. Okay. Does he have pink hair now? Which he pulls off, which is honestly so annoying because I have pink undertones. I think it would be too pink. I've thought about it. But yeah, he looks great. They look great. We're big fans. Speaking of fandom, we're both Vanderpump fans.

Huge Vanderpump fans. Like from day one, we were like this show should win an Emmy. Before we even were on Bravo, it was my favorite show. It got me through the darkest times. When I was dealing with my own like breakups, I would just watch like their friend group and I would just get lost in their beautiful chaotic drama. Not going to lie though, past couple of years I have fallen off. I haven't watched it. But that's because of my own shit.

That's on me That's on me And that's on me And that's nothing you guys did We have to apologize to the Academy We have not watched Vanderpump But why do I feel like I Not that I haven't missed anything But like I know I know Like we know Like I don't have to see Last five seasons I know Here's why I always loved Vanderpump Their editors are quirky Like

They always have like quirky music and they always like low key make fun of something funny. Sheena. They're so mean. They're so mean to Sheena. But justice for Sheena when that one produced that one editor came out and was like, yeah, I purposely used to make Sheena look bad. Yeah. But we know your type. What makes the show so good is it was actually a real group of friends. Yeah. We're poor. And we all I don't know why, but like.

It's more authentic when people are actually working at a job. Yes. Actually with the friend group and they're actually fucking each other. Yes. So people are saying this is giving like, oh, it's giving season two. Where were you when it happened?

I was where I always am, on my couch, in my apartment. It was one of those pop culture moments where you're like, wait, what? And Chrissy Teigen had tweeted, like, I have people from, like, all walks of life. And it's so true. Like, I had, like, high school friends. I had people from, like,

all different parts of my life being like, oh my God, do you know anything? And I was like, it just, no, how the fuck would I know anything? Oh yeah, they called. Yes, I was inside Raquel's vagina when it was happening. Yeah, they all called me last night and gave me all the details. I was like, no, I don't even have

don't even have any of their numbers in front of everyone the fact that Andy tweeted about it because let's be honest if you're not a housewife show and he doesn't know who you are yeah I would pretend to know who you are but he doesn't I would say Vanderpump is housewife status yes well I think because it's connected I guess from a housewife he cares about it but okay now these are our friends we're talking about yeah we have to acknowledge that yes we've hung out with them multiple times the last time we hung out with Raquel was

And Ariana. And Ariana. And Sheeshu. And Brock. And Brock. Was. They were so nice. They came to our show in Vegas. Because we were playing a music festival. We shouldn't have been there. I don't know why. No. Honestly. Emails got messed up. I don't know why the fuck we were in Vegas. It was like Jack Harlow and us. And we were like.

But we had so much fun. They arguably had way more fun than us because they were just like, they had a festival all day and they were so cute. They were like this friend group that not filming, wanted to party. Ariana had like cute little pigtails in. So cute. They all were just down to clown and they did not have to support us at our show. None at all. They did. Then afterwards, they're like, we're going to see Jack Harlow. And me and you had this like, we always go and get McDonald's after. But for a second, we were like, if Jack Harlow potentially sees Paige in the crowd. Yeah. Like from miles away. He's like, yep. In the,

Because where's that shimmery Italian greasy hair I see with those long fingers?

Pointing in my direction. You know I'm going through a hair transformation. How dare you? Why did I hear hair transplant first? Hair transformation. Are you? No, I'm just not washing it. I just got down on bathing and I've called it. You're depressed. You're just trying to disguise your depression as hair cycling when literally you're just not leaving your couch.

That's exactly what I'm doing. That's exactly what I'm doing. I'm like, I'm not going to wash my hair for seven days because I physically can't. The thought of getting in the shower makes me cry. But crying in the shower is the best because no one can tell you're crying. I live alone. Let it out. True. So anyway, we get to the Jack Harlow concert and it is everything. And they hooked us up with this VIP area. And they're like professional festival goers. Yes. They knew all the weird jumpy dances that people were doing. Yeah.

Sheena had every cute little tchotchke on. Every glitter sticker that was sold in the U.S., Sheena was wearing it. Rock had everyone on his shoulders. The whole festival where me and you were like, we're tired. And we listen. And then I remember me and you, our battery hit. We were sober. We hit a wall at the same time. We looked at each other and we're like, we got to get away from these people.

But this is the thing. They were like so overly nice and hospitable that like this was not an easy out for us because Sheena was like, what can I do for you to make sure you guys have the best fucking time? And we're like, we just want to go to bed. And that was not an option. No. Sheena's like,

She was like, no, you're coming with us. We're going to the next performance. Everyone was like, okay, let's go. We're walking. We pulled a full coup. When I tell you that Hannah and I looked at each other, had a full mental conversation being like, we can't say we're leaving because they'll kill us. So how do we run away? We lied to Sheena's face. We lied right to Sheena's face.

ever addressed it which is why we know she's a good friend but because the group there was a moment of chaos you have to wait for them to like miscommunicate someone was like trying to get drinks they had ran out of drinks well Jack Harlow was over too it was time to go to the next field for the next performance I looked at Hannah and I said this is hard their admin started to fall apart on

I was like, this is our time. People were keeping eyes on us. Like, we always had, like, one of their friends near us. And I remember we had to, like... We tried to... We were lying like crazy. I was like, my grandma... We tried to stray one time and someone literally was like, we're going this way. And I looked at Hannah and I was like... Because we actually, I think, lied and said, like, we'll...

This is what we said. We said, we'll text you when there was no service. If we ever say, no, we'll text you. Know that we're lying. Like, why would we leave to say we'll text you? So they were like, we're getting drinks and we're like, oh, we're going to head out, but we'll text you. Sheena's calling us. Brock started to call us. I started to get worried. You were like, don't fucking answer. No, I'll bless and bless. No.

I immediately didn't speak English. I didn't know where I was. I took my phone, threw it into the crowd. I said, let it be what it's supposed to be. And we got home. But one thing about Sheena as a friend, because I know Sheena's in the drama too.

I feel like she is the kind of person that will be so nice to you until you cross her. Yes. And then she gets hurt. Like she will care for you when you've done nothing for her. Like has been so overly there for me when I just, yeah, I didn't do anything to earn it. Right. But, but I know. And every time you perform in LA, she always comes. She always texts. Anytime she's in New York, she'll always text us and be like, I don't know what your schedule is, but I'm here. It's crazy. She didn't text us this last watch happens live.

I think she was busy beating bitches up. I would be busy too. Thank God we weren't there. No, Hannah, could you imagine? As if Sheena texted us and was like, hey, just finish, watch what happens live. We're going to dinner, come. We probably wouldn't have gone, but we don't get out of bed. Why was the funniest thing, though, imagining Sheena put hands on someone with her long fingernails? Because picturing dainty little tiny women...

Doing something physical is hilarious. It's just sketch comedy. Imagine her just like doing the splits and being like, ha! Obviously we don't condone violence here at Kigley Squad. We don't condone violence. We really don't. Unless you do splits. Sometimes, like, I feel like...

Look boys do it all the time Like I feel like I know like didn't Doesn't Jax and Santa on all them hit each other I feel like when men have a problem Like I've watched Whenever there's been blood on any show It hasn't been our periods It's been men punching each other I've watched Craig and Austin Get into physical altercations Like in the living room And I'm like guys You know But then like after They're like alright alright Yeah Like they kind of like get it out For men maybe For men Yeah it's like jerking off It's like oh And then they're done They're just like oh Like

They can't move. And you're like, good, now he's out for, like, two weeks. He won't annoy anyone. I could just see her figuring it out and having, like, too much emotions that she just, like, was like, I need to defend Ariana. Yeah. Not condoning violence, just trying to think through Shishu's, like, psyche. Thought process. But also justice for Shishu just in general because...

I feel like that show they've tried to make her a friend of so many times. Yeah. And I'm like, how many times does she have to prove that she is the show? Yeah. She will always be the glue of the show and she always serves every time she's on the show. It's giving. In spite of her edits. It's giving someone on production doesn't like her.

I know. That's how it feels. Because the same way they can make her look like boy crazy, they could have made her look like someone that you empathize with and you're like, damn, she's had some bad luck with men. Also, I feel like we've said this before and this kind of proves it. Reality TV is an entertainment show that is put out to entertain people for 45 minutes every single night. They have 72 to 100 hours of footage broadcast

in one week that they look through and then put together certain pieces to give you that 45 minute show for you to make an opinion on each person whether you like them or you don't like they want you to hear and they give you what their personality who they are in everyday life and whatever and then you decide based on that if you like the show if you like these people that's why like one season you're like i love this person next season you're like i hate this person the person didn't

change right story they wanted to tell was different I want to say a hot take yeah why when this came out I was not surprised because I feel like I'm too I'm in too deep like I've seen too much yes you've been shot but

I'm just so worn down. I'm like, look, I've seen a lot in these streets. I think what was shocking to me was that like it came out. It wasn't shocking to me like that that could happen. I think I was most shocked that like it came out in such a real and vulnerable way. True. Like normally it's very contrived as in like you tell production what's going on. They say, how do we want to show this to the world? Do you think they were?

had their own plan of how they want to drop it, like maybe next season. I think that they were trying to avoid at all costs production being involved. But if you're on this show, eventually, if he leaves, do you think he was going to leave Ariana to be with Raquel? But he wanted to do it when the season was over? I think he wanted to do it when the season was over. That's why he was waiting for so long. But also like...

I just feel so bad for Ariana because... Because, okay, most cheating situations, too, you don't know the woman or you do know the woman, but she's not, like, one of your friends in your friend circle. The pain of, like, looking... Like, she's probably going through so many memories in her head being like, I was so duped and feeling so, like, gross after. Like, I mean, we love you, Ariana. Shout out to Ariana. We cannot support you more. I do think, though...

You know the happiest person out of all of this? Who? Hailey Bieber. Hailey's like, what did I do to deserve the four of you pages just making up? If Hailey isn't sliding into Raquel's DMs right now. Thanks, girl. I mean, love. It's great.

Isn't my loving it up in Hailey's DMs right now? She should be. This is my thing, though, when I say good riddance. I don't know Sandoval that much. I don't know Raquel that much. She was at my wedding. Yeah.

People actually never talk about it. Oh my god, I forgot about that. Nima brought Raquel to the wedding. Raquel was newly single. She is so sweet and nice. Every time I've ever talked to her, she's so nice to me. And I've met her like five years ago when I was working for like interviewing at that media company. And I met her and James was like being hilarious. Crazy James. Yep. And she was so nice. James posting on his grid.

The page six. No, Arianna Maddox's brother. I thought his was great. Who, let's be honest, does not like the camera, does not want to be on reality TV, does not like any of it. And like, we see you. We understand you, sir. Your feelings are completely valid. He basically wrote in support of like just feeling very hurt. Yeah. And James like was going in. But then people were like, James, you cheated on Raquel like millions of times. Millions of times.

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I have watched some like Summer House episodes and I'm like, that is like not even me. Like you. It's like a different almost like a caricature. It's called of who you really are. Context, because I always was like, well, that's you. You're showing what you are. If you show me saying something in response to something that is different.

Like, obviously I look crazy. Yeah. Dude. Especially when you, like, have a loud personality. Or if, like, someone's talking about something really serious and then they show you laughing and, like, smiling and not. You're like, I obviously was. And then cut to someone saying Paige won't stop laughing. Done. You're done. Like, it's done. I don't care what you say. And honestly, that's why...

That's why Giggly Squad really started because when we first were on reality TV together, we were like, this is a weird connection. This is, we're funny. This is something. And we realized that they had no interest in it. They were like, you guys are funny. The cameras would come and we'd be in the bathroom like, are you ready for our Netflix special? And we'd just like go. And they'd be like, no. The guy would just leave and we'd be like, oh my God. So we realized that like, not only were like our real true, true friends,

personalities not coming across but like our friendship wasn't coming across either so we were like why not we know it's we know we have something good here why not like actually show it the way we want to like unedited raw and real and that's why we have giggly squad because unedited raw real documentary oh my god that was so intense i know i like i think another reason and thank you for that that was beautiful we are in a studio today so it's feeling like very we're just like serving yeah this episode is like heated i'm

I think that I wasn't that surprised because when you're on a reality TV show, you're

a lot of people will have relationships with people within that show to stay relevant with storyline. And I know people are like, it's so crazy. Why Raquel? I'm like, that's literally the only person he would. Like think of another single person on the show. And it's not that like they're doing it purposely for storyline. It definitely helps, but it's also like your work crush. It's like you see them every day. You're getting calls. Like what's your storyline? What's going on? And it feels naughty. It feels sexy. Yep.

Did you ever have a secret relationship? Like in my life? Yeah. Like you kept a secret from a friend or your parents or me. A secret? Or Craig or your dog. I'm trying to think if there was anyone. I mean, like I've had sex with people. Yeah. And then I've been like, hey, got to tell you, like I had sex with that person. Yeah. Like, OK, here's a perfect example. One of my girlfriends hooked up with this guy.

And then like two years later, I hooked up with him and I was like, I kind of got to tell her, right? But you also, nothing happened from it?

No. Neither people. We were like, so I texted her and I was like, hey, just gotta let you know, like, I just slept with whoever last night and she was like, cool, like, I don't care. Yeah, you want to get ahead of it. You want to get ahead of it but also, like, I knew nothing was happening with him and nothing happened with her. Like, it's not like they dated. I've never had a secret relationship where, like, I couldn't tell the person because it was really bad. Or it's like,

while they're together no I did have a secret relationship once yeah where I pressured my best friend Becca to move to New York City because she's from Arkansas yeah so I was a year ahead of her she graduated college and I was like you have to come to New York City I'll set it up I'll get you an apartment it was like me her and then two random guys yeah she was gonna graduate in like three months but I moved in early and one of the guys was like kind of cute found out he plays tennis we started playing tennis together next thing you know I was like am I in love with him

This is a sitcom that could have been on CBS. A legit sitcom. And then we like, I think we like made out and we were keeping it secret from the other roommate. Because this was like, this could have been bad. It was very early on. But also like I'm 23, 24. Yeah.

And I was like, I don't want to tell Becca that we're hooking up because I don't want her to feel scared that she's coming into a potentially like situation that could go bad. Or like feeling third wheel. Exactly. She's supposed to be my best friend. We're coming in New York City and she doesn't want to come in and I have a boyfriend. Yeah. And I remember I was talking to her on the phone and I was like talking about some pasta he made and she was like, do you like him? And I was like, no, I like pasta. Duh. And I was like, you know me. And Becca knew. One thing about me is...

I do a lot of things. I cannot lie. I might speak too much. I take 30 seconds and I'll tell you the truth. Like, I can't lie for 30 seconds. You're literally that meme. Like, okay, fine. I'll tell you everything. Like, that legit is you just in normal life. Like, no, no, I can't. Fine. I'll tell you it all. I'll tell you it all. Like, I literally didn't even ask. She comes to move in. First night, we all go out and we're just walking to the bar and she looks at me and she goes, you're fucking here? And I can't.

Because I was trying to just like not talk about it And she knows me better than anyone Like you can tell if I'm fucking a dude That's why like the whole Vanderpump thing Is so nutty Because how you could be in the same room And like be talking about things And secretly You know you had sex with them Like that's crazy They did Ariana a favor

I'm kind of excited for Ariana. Yeah. I love a breakup. And Ariana is one of those girls that like when you meet her, you're like, she's like vibey. Like she's cool. Like there's just something about her where you're like, you have like a thing to you. She also used to be a comedian. She kind of has like the sauce. Yeah.

She has the sauce. Like, she just kind of walks into a room and you're like, that's a cool girl. Yeah. And then she'll talk and you'll be like, wow, that's, like, very interesting and cool. When I see something like this happen, I don't go like, oh, no, she lost the love of her life. I'm like, okay, I guess this was how she was able to leave. The universe did this for her. The universe did this for her. But I do have to say, there's a high of the secrecy of the relationship. Because the relationship is now not secret anymore, they're about to deal with so much stress. So much stress. And then you're just dealt with that person. Like, okay, there's no, like, like...

sexy, hot, you know, at night sex hiding from people. Obviously, Ariana and Tom were like the real deal. They were together for 10 years. Yeah, it's like a divorce. What do you think about everyone just with the memes of Kristen Doty just like smoking, like, put me on, like, tag me in. But like, but...

She had sex with Jax while he was dating her best friend. That's why if you watch the Chris Rock special last night, which I will cover, it's called Selective Outrage. And it's on Netflix? Yes. It was live last night. Can I still watch it? Yes. It's a 10 p.m. live performance. It's called Selective Outrage because people decide who they want to be mad at and there's no...

consistency or logical reasoning. Like you're all mad at Raquel, but you love Kristen now. When Kristen did the same thing to Stassi. Five years ago everyone was like, get Kristen off my TV. I made it. I'm like, you don't know her though. And now everyone's like, get her back on. There's no logic behind it. So when we saw them in Vegas, allegedly they had already started hooking up. No. That was in September. No. They've been hooking up for seven months. Allegedly. We were part of the drama. We were bystanders.

your innocent bystanders. Yeah, we didn't.

Literally no idea. As I'm trying to figure out how I'm getting backstage with Jack Harlow, my full boyfriend, I'm like, well, what if I just hop this fence? We were trying to leave and we had to, like, step over her giving Sandoval a blowjob. We're like, we're trying to get out of here. We don't even notice. We're actually exiting so fast. Then she posted a photo with Schwartz on her page. Yes. And Katie commented. Yes. Like, these comments are hilarious, whatever. So Katie's furious at this. But now Katie's furious about something else. And then...

Where does Lala come in? I think she's just like the only one that's like gonna say mean, funny shit. Lala is selective outrage. Lala has outrage. She doesn't know where she wants to put it. But if she finds you, it is coming for you.

Lala could walk up and punch me in the face and I would just be like, yeah, no, I did deserve it. Thank you. It's funny because people would be like, who's this bitch coming from Utah, acting like she's so hard. And I'm from Brooklyn, so at first I was like that too. And then I was like, wait, I'm so scared of people from Utah. I don't know what's going on over there. I would never survive a day in Utah. The Mormons are not to be trusted. Is she a Mormon? No, I have no idea. I don't think so. I asked people because I'm going to Salt Lake City and I was like, what do I do? Because I'm not going skiing and everyone goes, join the church. Yeah.

I mean, if they listen to Giggly Squad, they are not happy with me. Not happy at all. You're like, hi, can I just get one of those booklets? What are those booklets, you guys? Can I just see it? Is there an usher? Act one, act two, act three. If you are listening to us right now and you're like, I don't know who you're talking about, but this is entertaining. I do highly recommend starting Vanderpump from season one.

If you want to watch any reality show. I mean, there is nothing. Better. There is nothing like Vanderpump. And I know that they tried to do, like, well, I don't even know. What is it? They walked so I could trip on Summer House. Yeah. They were trying to do it with the other, the new, like, Southern hospitality show. Mm-hmm.

I haven't watched it because I grew up in the era of Vanderpump. So like nothing will ever compare to Vanderpump for me. I mean, do you remember when Stassi slapped Kristen? Like backhanded slap. And everyone was like, good. Slapped her in the face. The assault that happened on that show and the fuckery. Like the producers must have been like, wait, no.

These are real people. Like, what is happening? Also, like, they really were, like, trying to hide shit. Dude, there is a scene of Stassi just cutting up Jax's clothes. And it's probably the best scene. Jax got a tattoo of Stassi, like, on his arm. Everyone's cheated on everyone. But this is the problem with reality TV. We have to acknowledge these people are not, like, housewives. Housewives have lived full lives. Now they, like, some have money, some don't. But they have a husband, some have it, some don't. Whatever. They've just, like...

They've lived life. Yeah. This is these people's lives. This is their whole 20s. So everything they do has been within the show. That's why they're all fucking each other. That's why they're all fighting with each other. But the reason why the show is good and I'm not trying to. The reason why the show is good is because they come for each other. Yeah.

And then they go, and I'll see you next season, bitch. Yes. They're not trying to kick people off shows. They know, like, at the end of the day, this is their job. They know that they need other people to make the show. They know that the drama is part of the show. And they also know that, like, yeah, they have egos of, like, who's the number one guy in the group. But, like, they, at the end of the day, want to have a good show. Like, I saw a bunch of...

Tweets or... Not tweets because I don't have Twitter. It must have been on TikTok. Like comments of people being like, kick Sandoval off the show. Kick Raquel off the show. Are you kidding me? And I'm like, that's literally the last thing that a production company is going to do. Raquel was like, okay, we got to get to work. The show needs some excitement. And I mean, she is this whole season.

And you know what? I guess also part of me was just like, I'm excited for Ariana to have... Like a moment and like... Her own space. Yeah. Get your dog. Take the dog. Yeah. Rot in hell. Take the dog. Oh, yeah. Rot in hell. What an iconic... I think I said rot in hell for like two years after that. Yeah. What are they, married with children now? Yeah. Yeah, they are. I mean, I just wonder what the whole...

Well, the cast is also reacting like on Instagram right now. They're all like giving their insight. The producers are probably punching themselves in the face. Like, can everyone just shut up? Here's the other thing. I feel like this is how I feel in terms of Bravo.

Housewives are like all the teachers and like they work at the school. Vanderpump are the seniors in high school. Okay. The juniors are Southern Charm. We're like, they're kind of cool, but they're not as cool as the seniors. But they think they are cool. And then like the sophomores would probably be, it would probably be Summer House. Like we're losers, but like we're not freshmen. You had two good years. I had two good years.

then the freshmen it's like we don't even know them like we don't care like whoever the freshman we don't care but the freshman occasionally will be cool but the freshman will occasionally fuck a senior and you're like whoa I'm interested for more information to come out what were they saying that it was like a video that Ariana saw of like I don't know she like went through his phone okay and

Ladies, I don't think it's a bad thing. I don't like I will say that here and now. Everyone's like, oh, you got to trust. You got to like if you have a suspicion.

I don't think there's anything wrong with like just taking a look, say. That's so funny. I just feel like it's too much admin. Like I can't even handle my own phone. Like going through his phone. I'd be like, what are these apps? Why are you playing a golf game every 10 minutes? I always think of like early Kardashian episodes when Kim could get into anything because I feel like that. The amount of things. Oh, she'd break into things? She could break into anything. And like one time Craig was not home and I had to do Giggly Squad and

And so I did it on his computer, like his like big actual like monitor. And I could have clicked like guest user and gone on. But I was like, let me see if I can like get on this. And I was like, I'm just going to like guess a password. One, two, three, four. Like got on it. No. I was like, yeah, stupid. This is why women need to be.

the head of the FBI I've said this so many times I want Kim Kardashian Shakira and you to be running the FBI yeah men literally can't find anything also guys you connected your text messages to your computer to your idiot to your eye what is it what's it called I sorry did we just have a stroke Apple watch also if you have an Apple watch and you're a man I have a

what is why i think apple watches that's like that tiktok where it's like no one's trying to see or whatever like how important are you that you need fucking every time your friend jerks off like why do you need an apple watch or like a fitness thing no i can't i don't i actually bought one of those like rings okay that's different than like a watch i returned it it was 400 because all it did was tell me i was tired and i'm like bitch i know i don't need to spend 400 you're

I would look at it and it's like, you're like, I have a husband already. Shut up. Thanks, mom. I know that I go to, it tells you like when you go to sleep and when you wake up and I'm like, I know that I stay up till 3am. I'm alive. I don't need like a second person to tell me I'm rotting in my bed at night. I know. Yeah. Anyway. So overall, do you have any advice for people message us that they want our advice, which like, thank you that you'd think that we would have good advice on this situation. Yeah.

I think for Raquel... I think she should just lay low and apologize. In the public eye, she needs to lay low, but she also needs... I think she needs to leave the country and change her name, if I'm being totally honest. I...

I think that. But then she doesn't make any money from Vanderpump. They need the check. Here's the other thing that I think about. If I was Ariana, I would feel such a betrayal, obviously, from both parties. But like the trust issues that's going to cause. She had two people lying to her face every single day. That's the craziest part. I know. And like if you can look at your friend and be like, that would literally, Hannah, that would literally be.

Who's fucking who? If I was secretly having sex with Des and we were going to tell you about it. It is crazy because you were like, can I go to your apartment after? And I was like, well...

No, but you wanted to see Butter. And I was like, Butter would never say hi to you. She's getting her claws done. She has a nail appointment. No, it's just like, if you can do that to your girlfriend, like, you can literally, I think you can commit murder. You feel stupid. Well, yeah, definitely serial killer type vibes. It's serial killer vibes. Also, like, if I was fucking Craig, you would know immediately. Yeah.

I would look at you and you'd be like, are you fucking cracking up? I'd be like, yes. You're like, I just love soup so much. And I'm like, why? You literally never eat soup. He calls me his little soupy.

But here's the other thing that like you do this bad thing and people don't like there's going to be so many different consequences. Like Raquel now has zero friends. Like you've now lost not only Ariana, but you've lost all of your other friends because you've done something like this. I also wonder like if any if production when they were filming this season is

Had a clue. Had a clue. If they tricked production. Because I couldn't, I wouldn't put it past production to be like, we know about this and we will expose it if you don't give us something else. And that's why she made out with Schwartz.

because oh yeah like they have shit to do yeah they have jobs they have shit to do they have a tv show to literally make from you this also might be made up but like people were going and being like i'm friends of them and this is the tea they both have these like thunderbolt necklaces did you see that yeah that's

Is that just a coincidence? No, I think it's vile. That they both have these thunderbolt necklaces to remind each other that they're in love with each other and that their heart is lightning for each other. I might have made that up. No, I saw it too. Like electricity. I don't know. Like murder would ensue. I wonder if he has to get a different butt tattoo with a thunderbolt now. Because he got an A for Ariana.

You say Ariana. Ariana. How do you say Grande? What's her first name? Ariana Grande. Ariana Grande. Ariana. Ariana. You know what? Now I'm insecure about it. I feel like when you say, you sound very Wisconsin. Ariana. Ariana's going to Wisconsin. Okay, go be a Jersey. Ariana, let's get some cheese curds. We'll get hammered. Forget about that Raquel stuff.

Yeah, I say Ariana. We were so funny because we were like, should we talk about Vanderpump? And we were like, I don't know. And you guys wanted a deep dive. We've had two back-to-back deep dive episodes. We normally don't, but there's just been like... So much front page news. So much going on. Also, can we move on from it? Yeah, I would love to. Okay. Chris Rock put out basically a response special. It took him like a full year, which is like really fast, actually, to come up with a full special episode.

To Will Smith. To Will Smith. And it was live like Netflix. But it was stand up. It wasn't like it was stand up. There was like a little pre show stand up. And this is like huge for stand up. Netflix has never done this. He did amazing. He did kind of like mess up one joke at the end because he was so worked up like he was so heated. Do you know anything about it?

About the Will Smith stuff? No, about the Chris Rock special. No. He destroyed Harry and Meghan. No way. He hates Harry and Meghan? He basically was like these two people who don't want attention. Why do we see them so much? And then he was kind of making fun of...

Megan and her in-laws. And then being like, oh, you didn't know the royal family was racist? They invented racism. Yeah. And his takes are just so fucking genius. And then... There was a South Park episode that Craig made me watch. Des made me watch. And it was like... Like, me and Craig... Wait, do you and Des watch South Park together? Des showed it to me, but it was like when they went on a talk show being like, we want privacy! We want privacy! And it kind of...

of like we and then Megan said she didn't think it was funny I'm like okay let's acknowledge that like it's funny it's funny yeah I hate when people are like it I hate when people just can't see humor and things people would make like there's one girl who imitated people on summer house and I messaged her I was like that was hilarious yeah like if you're gonna make fun of me make it funny also don't just that's the other thing like

people that say shit about us on podcasts like that are when it's funny if you're talking shit about me make it funny because then i do a great like watch what crap happens huge fans if you just come out and you're like pages ahead of the mean girls i'm like that's not funny people that's just people wanting to get likes for saying something mean about like say something hilarious about how i look yeah there's so much to work with i literally get creative

Then a comment really gets me. So, yeah, he went on on them. He made fun of like Lululemon. OK. And but he's all like leading up. You're like, when is he going to talk about Will Smith? He fucking went. There are certain things that you buy every single summer. Sandals, sunscreen, snacks.

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Like he's pissed at him. Like they're there. He's dead to him. Well, he had to address it. And let's just say, Will Smith, you punched the wrong person. You slapped the wrong person. Don't slap a stand up comedian because he had a year to sit down with his people and be like, how do we fucking make this so fucking funny? Yeah.

And he starts off kind of being like, everyone was calling you a little bitch. He's like, because your wife cheated on you with your son's friend. He says that. And he goes, don't get mad at me because it's all over the Internet. You had a red table talk where like you sat down. She was like, how to feel when I blew that other guy's dick. Yeah. And he was like, you did that. Yeah. Everyone called you a bitch. He's like, I tried to call for condolences to make you feel better. You didn't answer. Oh.

But somehow... Wait, before the slap, Chris Rock tried to call Will Smith and be like, hey, bro, you got some fucked up shit going on. Yes. He didn't answer. Okay. I mean, it might have been a joke, but he was like, I called you and you didn't answer and I was trying to be cool. I never said shit about you. And he goes, so all these people calling you a bitch...

and you hit me. And then he was like, and you're the dude that played Muhammad Ali. He's like, I played Pookie. He's like, I'm a skinny little dude. You played Muhammad Ali. You're going to hit me and take it out on me. Apparently Jada started it because she was mad that Chris Rock hosted the Oscars after Will Smith wasn't

nominated for concussion the movie and jada seems like a lot of drama and honest quite frankly a fucking headache like i'm you'd be potato i just like i'm chris rock he kind of like that's when he got kind of worked up wait for can we pause for a second your nails look so good

Literally so good they look fake. Is it gel? It's gel and I've been growing them out and I've been trying to get the right green for months now. You're just, it's giving. I don't even know who you are. But I like, I'm interesting, right? Like I'm a little mysterious. Like I think you should start wearing more rings. Like I need to have like a curated. I think you should get like a baby tattoo on one of your fingers.

Like a star with little dots coming out. I think we should get Giggly Squad right here. Oh, no. So anyway, he goes, Jada, he calls her a bitch. I think he like lost his wording with one of the names. He lost the plot for a little. He lost the plot. He called her a bitch, but he was like, bitch, concussion was a bad movie. And then at the end of the day, he's the one that gave me a concussion. I don't even remember that movie.

But then he basically was like, it's selected outrage. Why are you hitting me? And then he ended basically like, my parents raised me not to fight in front of white people. And that's why they hit me back. It was amazing. It was amazing. Wait, I can't wait to watch that tonight. I'm so proud of him. I thought it was incredible. And he...

rocked it and I think it like has brought him back to like I think he's the greatest of all time I will say that I've never watched a Chris Rock stand up that I didn't like like even the one before people were like oh I didn't really think it was that funny I've always I thought it was like I've always liked him I've always thought he was very funny

I always think, I think he's funnier in stand-up than he is in like different roles. I did like his movie Head of State. Did you ever see that? I don't know if I ever saw it. Tracy Morgan was in it. He basically is the first black president. Okay. And it's amazing. No, I've never watched it. It's amazing. Mike Tyson's ex is on it. She was great in it. Did you see OJ Simpson putting out an Instagram story being like, everyone's asking me what I think about the Alex Murdoch like trial. So I guess I'll tell you my thoughts. I was like, do not tell.

you won your thoughts, you fucking idiot. He was like, I think, and his thoughts were, I think he's going to get off. And I'm like, you're...

insane so because we're out of time next episode we are going to go deep dive into the alex murda documentary it's on netflix there's also one on hbo if you want it oh before we go to everybody was saying like we can't wait to talk for us to talk about jordan woods like chiming in oh yeah we saw it we saw the story she said love the slip liner i'm have and will continue to be team jordan i'm 100 team jordan i don't like when people get ganged up on

No and I don't like when people like I don't like Instagram I just don't like Instagram bullying And I feel like a lot of people bullied her And I didn't like that Oh for sure for sure and at the end of the day Like the men need to check themselves Justin what's going on Apparently he posted a bunch of happy birthday photos And like it was just the back of Hailey's head on one Did you see that She should go she should just go Leave him she should have a lesbian relationship With Selena Yeah

Okay, now you sound like a troll. Which is what I thought. The guy who was like, Selena had a birthday and then conveniently six months later, Hailey had a birthday. I like Hailey. I will always love Hailey. I do. I don't get mean girl vibes. And even if she is a mean girl, I don't give a shit because I don't know her. And I'll never meet her. And we'll never be friends. But we do know the Vanderpump people, Tom.

I hope everyone's happy. I just, it was definitely messy. But also this is reality TV. This is what we signed up for. We all get entertained. We all forgot our own issues this weekend because we were so deep. Thank God, because I was in a deep depression. Yeah, we know. She hasn't showered in 32 days. Life is more fucked up than mine. Life is about perspective. And sometimes you just have to go on Twitter and see who is getting ruined that day. And that's the moral of the story. I wanted to let you guys know I added another Salt Lake City show and I'm going to Oklahoma City.

Okay, I didn't even know they had a city. Gonna be honest. I've chosen New York and Boston, and then we're going to Nashville, and then tons of Texas shows, and we added a Chicago show, because you guys sold out the last one, so go to Chicago. We did. Oh, sick. Yep, we did. Awesome. I mean, you can show up if you want. I'm going. Thank you guys so much for giggling with us, and we'll talk to you later. Bye.