Giggling about what happened in Fiji, love island, and first kisses
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I got a text and it's from Paige the Sawboat. Isn't this just so crazy? Coming to you live from Fiji. Live from... The middle of nowhere. 16 hours ahead. A time traveler. Yeah, right now it is... Okay, we're recording the pod and right now it is Tuesday, June 17th at 12.35. I love how we tried to set it up and she was like, I'm not doing the math. Tell me what time you're free.

and text me but i googled it because i don't know where fiji is and i'm trying to learn and grow um you're in the middle of the ocean i'm i'm pretty close to new zealand and like i'm basically in australia were you tempted to be like do i just go to australia now

Well, there was like, okay. See some ruse? I'm also like, like by myself. Like I didn't like travel with anyone. Like obviously like production is here, but like I'm kind of like by myself. So like the one day I like got up and I like, I walked to like the coffee shop and I like got a coffee and I was like, what am I going to do with myself today? And I literally just sat on the beach like by myself. And I was like, you know what?

I needed this. Like, I truly needed this. Did you solve anything? You figure anything out on that beach? I didn't solve anything, but no, I did have a moment where I was like, oh my God, if something like happened, I'm, I live here now. Like, this is where I live. I'm surprised Kim DeSorbo let you

go 16 hours to Fiji without her. I know. Like I was thinking like, okay, when COVID happened, like people were traveling, people were like doing different stuff. And I had this panic where I was like, oh my God, imagine if like another COVID broke out and like I was just here. Ladies and gentlemen, that is what anxiety looks like in real time. That's called catastrophizing. And I learned that from my therapist a couple of years ago. And I'm like, what if I die in Fiji? Yeah.

Okay, there is so much lore. There's so much we have to go over. Every single thing I've seen online, I'm like, oh my God. For people who don't know, she's in Fiji doing Love Island. Yeah. And you hosted. Just so many different things are Giggly Squad coded. I hosted one of the challenges on one of the episodes where

So let me just start from the very beginning. She was born in Albany, New York. Yeah, literally. I got introduced to Love Island UK. No, let me just start from the beginning. Okay, so I get a call probably like a month ago. Hey, Paige, we'd love for you to come out to Fiji. They could have been like, you're literally...

gonna like wipe Ariana's ass. I'd be like, cool. I'll be there. Can't wait. What's my call time? So they're like, we don't really know what you're going to be doing yet, but here are roughly the dates that we would fly you out.

And so I'm like, great, I'll start looking for outfits. So all month I'm like, is this Love Island? Is that Love Island? Does this scream Love Island? I have so many people around me that are like, I've never seen Love Island. But from just hearing you call things Love Island or not Love Island, I feel like I know the vibe. That's like me when I was like, I need to be Olivia Rodrigo. This is not the vibe. Yes. I do think, though, you love Love Island so much. I think you overthought it.

I was overthinking it. So then I do a fitting and I'm like, I hate everything. I'm like, no. And I'm leaving in like a couple of days. Okay. I'm like, I need so many more options. I'm ordering everything. I'm deconstructing dresses. I'm like, let's just alter it to like. You learn to sew. Literally. Never got a text. No. Didn't ask for my help once. No.

Not even a, hey, what would you... Nope. Hey, do you want to help me? Nope. That actually is interesting. Whenever I'm having a fashion problem, you're not even in my top seven. No, like it didn't even trickle down to me. I didn't even overhear it was going on. I'll just be like, how's it going? And you'll be like, uh, impossible. Yeah, you didn't even get like the whiff of it through like a group chat. You knew I would have blown up your phone because I would have felt so important that you asked me. Yeah, and it was like...

I didn't need you also sending me dresses. I don't have time to look at what your interpretation of me on Love Island is. You don't need your brand of my Love Island. I don't have the man hour to sit and play with you. The adults are trying to do something. You don't have to go through your cat videos and your inspirational quotes. Your Love Island outfits, absolutely not. Check, please. So like, okay.

So you don't have an outfit. So I don't have an outfit. This is like five days before. Then literally the day before I'm leaving for Love Island, I literally have a tailor at my apartment, like finishing something for me. I end up going to bed that night with four dresses. I'm like, I have four perfect Love Island dresses. Okay. How many do you need? One. Okay.

No, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. They told me I needed... They didn't tell me exactly how many I needed, but I definitely needed two. Got it. And so I was like, oh, okay, I'm going to... I'm going to bring extra two because like production, anything could happen. You don't know. I'm so stressed right now. Like this is my nightmare. And so I'm like, okay, I'm going to check a bag, but I'm going to put my dresses in my carry-on. Like God forbid, I'm trying to like figure out all...

minimize any possible problem that could come, that could arise. Hot take. I hate a packing video. Continue. Stress me out. Continue. So I go to bed that night. I wake up the next morning. I'm doing like final touches, packing my bag, getting ready to leave. I get a call. Hey, they've added something on. Now, mind you, it's Wednesday. Okay. It's Wednesday, New York City time. I'm leaving for JFK. My flight's at like six o'clock to L.A.

It's like 12 o'clock in New York right now. I'm like literally about to get into the car to go to the airport in like an hour.

I get a call and they're like, do you... They're adding something on for you to host. Like, I don't know exactly... Again, we don't know exactly what's going to happen. Once you get to Fiji, like, production will be in touch. We'll figure everything out. Don't worry. It sounds like you're getting kidnapped, by the way. I'm like, I have enough dresses. I don't care about anything. Like, I've done my part. Yes. I'm good. You're overprepared. Don't worry about it. I'm overprepared. And they go...

Do you by any chance have an outfit that would be lumberjack themed? And I'm like lumberjack themed. That's when you should have fucking texted me.

It's literally I'm about to leave for the airport. I'm like, I don't have any. Like, I'm freaking out. I'm like, no, I don't know. Now, again, it's Wednesday. I'm leaving. I will be landing in Fiji Friday. Can you Amazon to Fiji? I don't know. I'm supposed to film this lumberjack themed thing like the following day. Yeah.

You're breaking out into hives telling this story, by the way.

So I'm like Eureka I'm like wait a minute I have an outfit that's dark green and suede Like that is the best I can do For lumberjack theme And first I tell them I don't have an outfit What are we going to do if I don't have an outfit And they're like don't worry we'll get something And that's like I'll cry I can't leave that up to chance I'm going to be on Love Island You want my first outfit walking out I'm just leaving it up to maybe we'll find something You'd rather not film

I would have rather not gone. Yeah. So I take a picture in the suede. I send a picture. They're like, oh my God, we love it. It's perfect. It's like, it doesn't look anything like the Islanders, but yet it gives the theme like, please pack that. I'm like, amazing. Yeah.

I pack my cutie little outfit. I'm like, don't, I'm like, whatever. I have like all my other outfits. You're like the universe tried to bring adversity to my table. And I said, fuck you adversity. And yet I persevere. I'm like nothing but spilt milk. We're not crying about it. No big deal. I get on the flight to LA. I land in LA. See, that's crazy to me already. The fact you have to land in LA.

How many landing did you do? Only two. I left New York at like 6 p.m. I land in L.A. It's like nine, but it's really like midnight hour time.

In LAX, first of all, I flew American, which I never fly American. Not a single person helped me get to the next terminal. Like I didn't know where the Fiji takeoff things were. We're calling people out on the pod today. No, I literally asked about seven people that worked for American and they all gave me different answers. And I actually at one point started laughing and I go, okay, I'm going to cry for four minutes.

Why is the airport, like, so easy to cry in? It's so easy to cry in. Like, they'll be like, we're out of pepperoni pizza. And I go, oh. Okay, something they don't talk about is, like, you never see someone that works for the airline that isn't, like, busy getting some people on the plane that are, like, at the gates. Like, there's no just, like, layman that's, like, if you have questions, you can ask me. So I'm, like, trying to go in and out of, like, the airport.

like lounges and like ask people finally this like older gentleman helped me. But anyway, so I get on my flight to Fiji.

My 10 hour flight. I literally pop a Xanax, fall asleep. Beautiful. I wake up. I wake up there. I get to my hotel all as well. Amazing. They're like, OK, settle in. And then they're like, OK, so you're filming the like Gotwood challenge tomorrow. You have your outfit like it's lumberjack theme. We'll pick you up at this time. Awesome. I go to the set. I'm in hair and makeup. I'm like, wow, it's a scorcher out there. It's a

And I'm like, but when I have a job, I feel like an athlete. Like I'm like, okay, but like we're doing the job. Like, yes, we're here. You will wear any heels, anything you need. If it's professional to get the job done. If you have booked me for a job, know that I'm arriving on time. So I go up, they're like walking me through the set and they're like, and this is what you'll do. And then the Islanders and all of this and blah, blah, blah. And so I'm,

not nervous, like panic attack nervous, but obviously like I'm about to host Love Island. Like I'm, I'm a little nervous, but I'm excited. Also. Can I preface it by saying like, you love love, love Island. We watch love Island like this. You manifested the, can we give some respect where respect is due? You manifested this like truly literally watching it on TV. One second. The next day you're in Fiji about to look all the couples,

No, it's a dream come true. A dream come true. So like how are you handling that emotionally? I'm not. Do you process anything? No. So I pop a beta blocker in the morning. I took a beta blocker today, by the way. You did good. So I pop like a normal one beta blocker, 10 milligram, nothing freaking crazy.

I'm done with hair and makeup. And I go to someone and I'm like, oh, do you know what the other thing is that I have to film this week? And they're like, no, this is it. And I look at them and I go, no, no, this isn't the outfit. I go, this isn't the outfit.

that I picked for like what I'm doing in the house and they're like yeah yeah yeah this is what you're doing in the house like you're hosting the thing and I'm like so I'm like oh okay but in my head I'm fucking spiraling because I'm like this isn't the outfit that I wanted to be on Love Island on and in my head I'm like I've already worn this before I'm gonna get fucking torn apart online they're gonna say Lizzie McGuire you're a fucking outfit repeater which they did literally were all over my Instagram being

Being like, I think she wore that before. And now all of a sudden no one's sustainable. Sustainable fashion. I re-wear one outfit and I'm immediately about to get stoned. Mind you, it was an expensive fucking outfit. Like I should, anyway, so I'm up there spiraling. A lot of fabric, a lot of fabric. So I'm up there spiraling and I'm like, oh my God, this is the outfit. Like, okay. I thought it was lumberjack slash Love Island. I was like, how good, how, how much better could it get? Yes. Yes.

So now look, like obviously I've filmed, we've filmed things before. We filmed reality TV. We know how productions work. We know how like set works, whatever. As someone that's like watching it on TV, everything is so much faster. Obviously when you're watching it on TV, like even filming a commercial, you're like, how do they film movies? Because this has taken years. It takes six hours to do 30 seconds. It's insane. It's insane.

So it's a long filming day and we started pretty early. And mind you, I've just landed. Like I'm not even, I'm like not even a full 24 hours that like I'm there. So like in no situation am I like acclimated, but I'm fine. Like I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to like be a diva. Like I'm doing the job. You were like, hey, can I get seven hours of sleep right now? Yeah. So I'm like, I'm

I'm there. I'm doing it. I go out. I do my entrance. I'm like, oh, I'm not nervous at all. Like, thank fucking God. I'm like born for this. I'm cool. I'm good. Like, don't need a beta blocker. Because I was like, should I take two beta blockers? And then I was like, no, there's going to be a lot of sun. Like, I don't want it to like be too much. I'm just going to take one. After I do my entrance, I'm like, I'm not nervous at all. I can host. This is so easy. The sun starts beating down on me pretty aggressively. And I'd say we're about...

I don't know. Maybe like two hours into filming and I'm like... And you're just standing out there. And I'm standing. And I'm standing there and I'm in a full suede skirt. Now, mind you, obviously, we're taking breaks. We're taking breaks.

We're taking water breaks. They're coming over to me with like an umbrella. They're shielding me from the sun. They're having like ice packs, all of this stuff. And I'm I'm so I have a high pain tolerance. I will also say that. So like if I'm uncomfortable, I'm really waiting until the very last second to tell you because I don't want to be a problem. I don't want to be bothersome.

Also, let me just say you weren't just wearing a suede skirt. You were wearing a suede turtleneck. Turtleneck, which had a microphone pack in the back of my neck. Okay. I also had the most insane hair. I was wearing a hat. The hair extensions are so heavy on your head. It's basically like you're wearing a helmet. So I'm about an hour and a half, two hours into filming. And I'm like, you know what, guys? Real quick. I'm feeling a bit cool.

Feeling a bit queasy. Let me take a minute to myself. I throw up. Everyone's like, wait, where did you throw up in the bathroom? No, I went into the bathroom. I thought you were like, excuse me one second.

And that's showbiz, baby. No, like we take like a proper break and I'm like, guys, I'm just like feeling like not myself. Whatever. They're like, are you okay? And I'm like, yeah, like totally put me back in coach. Like I can do this. I just had to get that out of my system. It's something I do. A little bug. It was from the biscotti. Nothing to be alarmed. Like I'm good. So at this point I had gotten through how many people had to go? Eight people had to go. Out of?

out of no eight people had to go total okay when I threw up I was halfway there I had gotten done I had finished four people and I'm like I can do the next half this is fine I this is all it was I just had to throw up like I'm good I get back out there I get through two more people and I'm swaying a little bit you know I'm like feeling totally normal but

the show that so graciously has asked me to come on you start looking around to be like looking at people to see if you're okay like I start looking at the medic I'm like why don't you make eye contact with me and you tell me if I'm okay and if that's normal um what I'm doing and

And so then finally I have like a, I have like an ear piecing. So someone can hear me talking and I, and I literally just go, I'm going to need another minute. And I go into the cabin in, in which they're like, they're literally is the whole game. I literally sit down, pass out.

And they're like, okay, we're gonna take your blood pressure. We're gonna stop for a minute. They bring me back into the room and I'm like, guys, I'm so sorry, but I just don't think I can finish it. We had two people left and I felt it took everything in me to also say that. 'Cause again, I'm by myself, so I have to advocate for myself.

Well, you're like, I don't want to just how we were in Atlantic City. And you're like, I'm not dying in Atlantic City tonight. You didn't want to croak in Fiji during wearing that outfit. No. So in my head, I'm like, not only am I not in the goddamn house, you think I'm going to go to a hospital in Fiji, have something happen to me. And this is my final outfit. Like, no, you got me fucked up.

So I politely said, like, I think that, like, I... I'm sorry, but, like, I don't think I can keep going. And if I do, like, I really will, like, pass out. Were you, like, can you guys...

Use AI like you have enough. I was like, can you fix it in post? They were like, oh, my God, don't worry about it. Like, you're so fine. Like, don't worry. We'll figure it out. And then like they I couldn't wait to see how they edit it. Because I was like, I've watched this before. Like they don't show every single person go like they're going to make it look like I literally was there. And the narrator is like, Paige had to step away for a minute. And I'm like, oh, my freaking God.

guys because it's reality tv yeah page texted me because i was just i didn't know what time it was and she just goes hey uh i fainted and threw up and had to stop so i'm freaking out just like are you okay yeah then i start thinking like is this part of the show like are they gonna be like page oh like are they gonna say it yeah oh my god

No, I knew they weren't going to say it. Someone's giving you the Heimlich. Here's the thing, Hannah. I do want to say one of my biggest takeaways. Oh, is it so much better to be on the other side of reality TV? Well, we're still in that mindset of like, oh, this is your drama. Lean into it. I was so excited to like be the host of something and not be like on it. The victim. Yeah.

Yeah, I just felt so much like pressure taken off kind of. But here's the craziest part of this whole story. So finally, like at the very end when I'm like, guys, I actually don't know if I can keep going. Like I feel like I'm so dizzy. Like it's just way too much sun, literally way too quick. Like I literally just got off the plane like a couple hours, like seven hours ago.

And I'm walking out of the bathroom like I'm about to take my outfit off and I get a text from my mom. Are you OK? Now, mind you, it's one thirty in the morning in New York. It's like four thirty in Fiji. She's a Sicilian witch, a literal Sicilian witch. I go, wait, what? She goes, I just got I was just awoken by something and I felt that I needed to text you and see if you were OK. Is everything OK? And I go, well, I literally just

I go, funny you bring that up. It's funny I had you. Yeah, everything's okay, but can I talk to you first? I go, the most upsetting thing, mom, is that my gold dress actually isn't going to be worn. Kim, this is what's on the docket tonight. First of all, fuck American Airlines. Second of all. If you want to start your day off now at 1.30, I've got a plethora of things. Oh my God, do you ever talk to your mom late at night and you're like, I don't want to get her worked up. I'm like, I'll talk to you in the morning.

Go to sleep, mom. I'm not going to ruin your fucking day. You had a good day. Go to sleep. I'll ruin your day tomorrow. Whatever I'm dealing with. Oh my God. No, sometimes when me and my mom get on the phone, I literally feel like we're like hiding from like the rest of our family because she'll always be like, oh my God, let me tell you this quick before anyone comes home. I'm like, who's coming? Please keep going to different room. You know, like we're always like secretively telling each other. You're like, mom, you're in your own house. Yeah.

You're not a nom. But anyway, so I'm literally staring at four gorgeous dresses. I actually don't know if I can say this, but I am going to be on the After Sun show, which I'm filming on Friday. I love Maura Higgins.

Maura's not hosting it because she's at Traders. So it's Sophie Monk from Australia. So I will get to wear one of the dresses there. But I think I'm just going to make a TikTok of the dresses I actually picked out. Because then after, they were just like, okay, yeah, we'll see you next Friday for, like, After Sun. And I was like, oh. But I have other dresses to come in the house. It is kind of crazy that now you're, like, I think...

Like you, well, okay. I have a couple thoughts. Okay. If you love these dresses so much, do you save it for another event so they have their own moment? They're just so Love Island. They're just for Love Island. Okay, got it. They're just for Love Island. Like they're for Love Island. Because you're about to go to Italy for three weeks. They're not a town. No. They're not Capri. No. They're not Capri. You should do it in the hotel room. I am. I'm just going to do it for the gigglers because I want them to see it.

Also, it was literally...

Painting me to even see anyone's Comments being like that's what you picked for Love Island I'm like actually I had So many good things picked for Love Island but also I thought that I got Home I get home Saturday night From Fiji and then I leave for Italy On Sunday I thought I left for Italy on Monday I have not packed I haven't even really looked at my outfits Because everything for Italy Everything for Italy I just stopped Once I got the Love Island call I was like well I can't worry about Italy like I

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Acorn Advisors LLC and SEC Registered Investment Advisor. View important disclosures at acorns.com slash giggly. But another thing that I've noticed whilst being here, it's kind of nice to have a little bit of a vacation before I go on my family vacation. True. Also, you know, you need a pre-vacation for your vacation. It's hard to just go right into it. But yeah, full family vacation. That's a reality show.

Because it's not like I get to sleep in on a family vacation because my dad will literally have my head. That's illegal though. He has an itinerary. Gary needs to calm down. Gary. Yeah. So like I have to be up at a certain, like, and he wants to do all the things and like do like all do all the yapping and all that. So I have to be more alert on my family vacation. Like right now I'm kind of like.

You could do nothing. I'm doing nothing. The best is when you're in a beautiful place. Like, when I was on tour, I finally got to Miami. And Des was like, are you at the pool? Are you, like, walking around? And I'm like, I haven't left my hotel room once. Because I finally have a second. And I know I'm in beautiful Miami. But I'm so fucking tired. No, there was, like, 48 hours where I only talked to any... The only person I had talked to worked here. Like, I hadn't seen anyone...

Sometimes the first time I speak is when I get on stage that night. I'm like, does this thing work? I'm like doing the same thing every single day, but I don't really have anyone to talk to because I'm so ahead. And you're like on a show, but you're not.

Yeah, and I couldn't tell anyone I was here, obviously. Oh, yeah, that's crazy. We hate secrets. We're so bad at secrets. No, I wanted to tell the gigglers so freaking bad. I also got really confused about the time because I knew you'd filmed it. And then I was like, when is it going to drop? And I really confused myself. Well, my mom said the same thing. She was like, well, we'll see this next year because she's so used to summer house. I'm like, mom, because I'm like, everyone.

say my outfit sucked and then i re-wore it and she's like page you have a whole year don't worry about it i was like it comes out in two days it's actually better because if it was that you'd be worrying about it for two years um is there anything different about physically being there than what you thought it would be at love island well they let me go through the whole house because i was like

They were like, well, like, do you watch the show? And I was like, guys, I'm like OG. I've watched all of Australia. I've watched all of UK. Like, I know them all. And so they were like, oh, okay. So you like appreciate this. Being able to walk through where they get ready. I was like, all the girls are also so cute. Like, yeah.

This was another moment where I felt not like I'm saying like, oh, my God, I felt so old because they were in their 20s. It wasn't that kind of feeling. It felt more like I felt like, oh, I'm like a woman, you know, like I'm like a. In the event of an emergency, here comes my anxiety again. I'm more of an adult than these kids. Like they would look to me and be like, what do we do? You are technically adult.

Which is crazy. Yeah, like I was looking at the guys and I was just like, oh my God. Babies. I don't even think any of you are hot because you're children. Yeah. And like, this is just like so funny. I was searching for a doctor and I wanted to find a really good doctor. And you know, like you look at where they went to school. Totally. And I saw this woman and it said she graduated in 2013, which is when I graduated, 2014, which is when I graduated. And I was like,

okay, you just graduated. You're not going to be my doctor. She's been a doctor for over a decade. But you know,

You're like, wait. I'm not doing a doctor that graduated at the same time as me yesterday. No, that's happened to me too where I've like, someone's like applied for something and I'm like, do we really think like she can do it or he can do it? And then I'm like, wait a minute. I'm the same age and I can do my job. Like obviously they can do that. But like see, there's something about seeing it where you're like, uh, no. Also like when I have to put my birthday in now, like I be scrolling.

Like, I'm like, OK, yeah. OK, a third scroll seems like you guys added a decade here. No one's born in the 2020s. That's great. Which actually brings me to another point. I kept getting tick tocks of did you see that Vogue is doing like a summer camp? Yes. Everyone kept talking about the summer interns at Vogue, but then I couldn't find the original video.

Okay, because I don't know if I've seen the original video, but I've seen like so many of them. The amount of people tearing these 14-year-old girls apart was unfathomable. We've lost the plot. No, we've truly lost the plot. I understand people are angry. Put it towards important places.

Girls, these women were like, I mean, it doesn't cost a lot of money to be unique. I'm like, just say you're jealous that they're literally experiencing something that you think that you deserve to have experienced. Like they're kids. They're not runway models doing a runway show at Vogue. They're going to work. They they're going to want them to do. They literally just got out of their mom's womb. Like, give them a goddamn break.

They're 14 years old. This is the crazy thing about the internet is the algorithm makes things socially acceptable because like people see like, oh, if I talk about it, I get views. And next thing you know, it's normalized to for a bunch of girls to be like shitting on 14 year olds. Oh, totally. I was speaking with my Gen Z cousin, shout out Andrea. Yeah.

She told me about dating in New York right now. And she's like, it's really bad. I'm like, what do you mean? And she was like, this one guy matched with me and was persistent about us going on a date where we walk by the river. This is New York City, by the way. I said...

absolutely fucking not do you have a taser giving it no it's giving he's throwing you in do you have a taser gun be by the river i don't think so no it's crazy so now i'm like all stressed about her i said don't talk to men don't talk to men stop it so i'm like yelling at her and then her and her friends were so fucking cute they come up to me at this party my cousin's graduation and they go hannah can we ask you something i said yes

Come to the almighty one, the all wise one. And I got, they said, um, this one girl was hanging out with a guy at the end of school and then it's summer. And he came and visited her from Albany all the way to this, to where she was. And he didn't kiss her. And they hung out all day. I said, he's nervous. These men are nervous. And I would rather him be nervous than like too aggressive. Yeah.

I mean, 100%. So, like, I think, because then I said, have you guys kissed before? And she was like, no, we just hung out in groups. And I was like, okay, it's actually hard. The first kiss, like, I don't know, when I was younger, first kiss, like, you know when you don't give them a chance? Like, you don't give them an opening and you kind of want them to figure it out? Are you having, like, PTSD? No, I'm like, have I ever had a first kiss? I'm like, I can't literally remember one.

No, first kisses stress me the fuck out because I always was like, doesn't matter how good the moment was. Then I'm like, are my lips chapped? Oh my God, my breath is probably horrible right now. Oh my God, what's happened? Oh my God. Like, I'd just be freaking out. I don't know. I don't feel like I get freaked out or like, I don't get nervous because...

I feel like I go into those situations where, like, not my job. Like, if we're going to kiss or not and when the moment is, not my job to think about. It's none of your business. It's literally none of my – our first kiss is none of my business. Like, I'm not planning it. I'm not plotting it. Like, you have to go in for the opening. I'm not doing anything. But you know when you, like, definitely, like, challenge him where it's like, let's see if he can make this work because I'm not giving him any openings.

Just grab my face. I'm a big proponent of like, just take what you want. You also like being hit by bricks. So whatever you're into, we don't yuck anybody's yum. We really don't. Also, speaking of youngins, Lois, shout out Lois, my gorgeous, gorgeous niece.

She's been watching Paige and Hannah try new things. What does she think? So Jeannie puts it on for her every week. So I was FaceTiming her and she comes up to the camera because she's like a teenager now. She's three. Right. And she's like, I saw you on TV. And I said, oh, was I funny? And she goes, no. Okay, was I happy? She goes, yes. I go, was I pretty? She goes, yes. And I go, and was I funny? And she goes, no. Okay.

She's not really into your humor. Interesting. Who was I with? And she said, Princess Paige. And that's how I'm getting the word out to the younger generations on what my name is. Lois. Princess Paige. Pee-pee. Are you familiar with the Laboobies?

What's going on? I'm so happy you're bringing this up. Thank you. Bring it to the forefront. What the fuck is going on? I don't support it. Okay, I'm also so happy. Oh, Hannah, thank God, because I was so nervous for a second. Bro. Okay. First of all, you've been going to the theater. That's all you have on me. Your whole personality is different. I can't even trust you. You've been going to musicals. You've been watching the Tonys. Not telling anyone.

I'm scared someone said they thought labooboos meant girls are going around having lobotomies I mean just got my first laboob here's the thing a labooboo is like first of all it's a beanie baby like everything comes back in like a modernized way like it's a beanie baby if it was like my sleep paralysis demon it's scary yeah like this isn't the first time we've had like a thing like a

where people are like, we have to find it and like we have to get it and blah, blah, blah. Do you think Jane Birkin would like the boo-boos being on her bags? I like am not against them. Would I ever get one or put one on my bag or give a fucking up? Like absolutely not. Like, but I,

Girls in high school and college like oh my god pop off. Yeah get whatever you want like cute I try to stop us though like I don't want us to ever be haters and to like not understand the younger community that I identify with and

I do. I think the boo-boos are younger than even Gen Z. We don't even know. We don't know how it started. Like, is there like a funny story? Like, what's the lore? Because like, I just saw these things appear everywhere and it's and I don't understand it. No, it started in Japan and I'm pretty sure it is like a collectible. No, it's like a character. Oh, of like a TV show.

Because this is what I'm trying to do. Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean that you hate it. No, I don't hate it, but it's a toy. Yes. Like, I'm not... It's a kid's toy. No, okay, it was created in Hong Kong by this artist, right?

And he had this series called Monsters. And so he made these like cute little things. And then like the whole lore of it was like, you didn't know what color you were getting because it was like in these blind boxes. And it just got like so collectible. And then like came over to the States. Okay. Yeah. So it's like, remember when Fendi came out with those little like puff things and everyone's putting them on their bags. Like that was also a trend too, but like a little bit different. I wish I could love anything as much as these people love Labooboos.

Like, I wish a labubu could bring me that kind of joy. Anything. Yeah, like, I don't care about shit like that. No. You know? Wait, I also hung out with another toddler this last weekend. I'm, like, very family-oriented right now.

Okay. Whose toddler? Well, Des is older, so his friends have kids. So we go to see their friends. They have kids. And then I connect with the kid because I wasn't born in the 80s. So I'm hanging out with the kid. This girl is so cute. She's showing me the house they're in. We get to the kitchen and she looks at me. I swear to God. She goes, get me a knife.

She goes, get me a knife. And I said, look, I'm not... I don't know what's going on. And I would let you do literally anything. Like, I really want you to have fun. Listen, kid, this is my first day off in about two months. I'm going to need you to keep that weird shit for you and your mom. I am...

I'm not equipped to handle this right now. I was trying to play a little game. I was following you around. I take plan B for this exact situation. Get the fuck out of my face. And I'm so afraid of saying no to toddlers. So I literally am out here. I start fighting with her about why I can't get her a knife. I was like, no.

Because I know I was lying. She knew I was lying. I was like, we don't have knives. She goes, yes, we do. You stupid bitch. I know we have lives. They could be saying literally any. You could be having any type of conversation with the toddler and they could turn it in one second. And like if they start crying or yelling or their voice gets above an octave, the mom's looking over and you're the only adult presence. Like clearly it's your fault. And that pressure is like when that little girl was like, I'm going to put sparkles all over your freshly manicured nails. I was like, put them on my face. Put them on.

Yeah, do whatever you want. Well, that was the thing. She was playing with these sharks. She loved these sharks. And she looks at me and she goes, I want to put the sharks in the pool. And I was like, okay, that seems like a weird idea because you love playing with the sharks. But fine, let's throw the sharks in the pool. Totally chuck them. Who am I to say no to you? So we go. She throws it in the pool. Then she looks at me and she's like, can I get my sharks back? I was like, you...

you tricked me you tricked me and then she's like give me my sharks and I said but why did you throw it to the bottom of the pool if you wanted it and then she's like can I have a knife and I was like I literally like I'm so sorry I have to go

So you're rethinking your stance on children. Well, it definitely worried me. And then the other time I hung out with a kid, they put their finger in like right towards the socket. And I was like, why are we playing with danger so much? Like, let's enjoy it. It set you back. It set me back a little bit because I realized I can't. I don't have a firm hand. I don't have a firm hand. Interesting. I'm like, like Dez is going to be like bad cop and I'm good cop.

Oh my god, Hannah. Wait, we've actually never talked about this. And it's so funny you're saying that because that's so, yeah. Why would I even think that you'd be super strict? But this is the thing. I need to be strict because of all the parenting stuff I've learned is like kids want structure. Like kids actually want you to say no. You know, my mother always says that. It's true. Because there's nothing better for a child than structure. Yeah.

Literally. But I've been failing since day one because I'm a people pleaser. It doesn't matter how old they are. Like when I would babysit, the kids would be like, please, can we watch this? And I'm like, yeah, like they're watching like crazy shit. Like I let them do everything. But see, that's how I feel with like, I don't, but they're not yours. They're not yours.

Like I genuinely don't give a flying fuck about any other person's child. And I just wanted them to watch me. Yeah. What they're eating. Like just as long as they're not dead. And like, and my job was honestly to befriend them and then get totally them and tell the mom, like if they're dating anyone and like, what's why they're failing out of math. Like I would get all the tea, but like the strictness was not my thing. I do think though, pager, right? Like,

If there's something I care about, like them having good manners, I will be like, and is that what we say? Yeah. She gives you something like no time. We walked in somewhere. If my mom didn't immediately like turn and be like, and you say their first, like you say, Mr. And their last name. I'd be like, Oh my God. Okay. I was gonna, but like, yeah, like you have to keep doing that. Or then kids are like rude and they have no manners. A hundred percent. I have actually a lot of notes.

Clogs are popular this summer. Are they? Apparently clogs are in, which is very Hannah coded. And I just wanted to see if you were okay. I haven't really seen any. Well, your algorithm was like, no, I haven't seen anyone clogging around recently. Um, like wooden. I did buy a pair of these like jelly, not ballet flats. They're like jelly ankle sandals.

I really don't know why I did it because now like I look at them and I'm like, they're ugly. But I wanted to wear them in Italy. So I truly am like...

can you tell us what your italy vibe is gonna be fashion wise oh we don't know i freaking wish i knew don't even bring it up to me honestly no it's actually not good because i feel like i'm like okay i had a whole year to pick out my outfits and i'm literally gonna pack in six hours and i don't even know and then i'm like okay whatever if i don't have what i want i'll just shop and you're we're gonna do that regardless so we're gonna do that regardless

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Wait, last thing. What? Not only is this like starting to be the best summer of my life for just like a multitude of reasons. One, like my boobs are huge. Two, I like did Love Island. But three, bitches better be scared because the base tan I'm getting in Fiji for Italy. Oh my God. No, like I'm going to be tan till New Year's Eve. Oh my God. I'm going to literally be tan till Thanksgiving.

Wait, I'm obsessed with this. So girls, that's what you do. If you need a good base tan, go to Fiji, throw up on set, faint in a producer's arms. Last thing about Love Island, like obviously as I'm like walking down the hill and I'm like apologizing profusely, I'm like, I'm so sorry. Like,

Did I ruin the show? Is everyone mad at me? Like, are you guys going to sue me? You're never going to have me back. They were like, the season can't go on anymore. You finishing the challenge would actually have been like gross. Yeah, that's actually not part of the job, finishing it. The whole time. The whole time I was like, this is so Giggly Squad coded. I can't wait to see what the fan theories. I was like, at first I was like, no one's going to even notice I'm gone. And then when I saw all the comments, like, but where did she go?

i saw and the gigglers were just like paige was like i'm good i did enough we're good here like what do we know the gigglers truly did get it you got the shot um it was like one of those things where you know you're like something happens to you or like you're insecure about something and you're like honestly no one's gonna notice and then you see your friend and it's like the first thing they say they're like yes are you

Are you going to cover that pimple or something? That's what it was. I was like, no, they're going to make it seem like I was still standing there. No one's going to see it. And it's like, where'd that girl go in the dumb elf? I feel like so much crazy shit happened on Love Island that episode. And people were like, but where is Paige Osorbo? And where was she for the last two people in the lumberjack challenge? They're like, oh, wow. I saw some mean comments. They're like, classic Paige. She's so lazy. Okay, guys, like, get over it now. Like, Jesus Christ. So.

People are ridiculous. People are so crazy. Sorry I needed a nap. I was jet lagged. Figure it out. Like, obviously, she needs the money and, like... Well, in all realistically, I don't know what the word is. In all realness. In all honesty. Thank you. In all honesty. You're welcome. I'm happy you're okay. Thank you. No, I really was fine, like, shortly thereafter, but, like...

I mean, I was in a full suede maxi skirt. If I had gone back out there, it would have been like... I would have been yelling timber. Like, I would have been... I would have fallen. You were in a torture chamber of a suede... Did we learn anything from this? Probably not. You're probably going to do it again for fashion. Death by fashion. The craziest thing is, like, I didn't even think of the... Like... You were like, that's not why. Not a thing. I was like, I can push through anything. I was like, not a thing. I'm not even...

You think that an outfit and sweat is going to make, get in between me and hosting this love Island challenge. Like you're fucking nuts. And then once I started swaying, I was like, okay, you know, some things are bigger than me. Some things are stronger than me.

And my willpower. Was part of you like, would it be iconic if I fainted on the violence set right now? Okay, so there was a part of me that was like just... Go viral. Do it. Because you want... No, not even go viral, but like I really...

I if there's one thing I would say about myself, it's that I really do have a good work ethic. So the thought of like telling all of these hundreds of people who are trying to make a TV show like, oh, actually, I can't finish was giving me more anxiety than the thought of like, what if I did pass out because it's so hot?

And truly the only thing that made me say like, I can't keep going was my fucking mom in my head being like, you, you faint, you hit your head just right. And you're in a Fiji jail and I can't get to you. And something happens and you're dead. That's all the drill. No, a Fiji, a Fiji hospital. Sorry. I didn't also commit a felony. That got crazy.

Sorry. She also is in my head like, don't go to jail in another country. No, me too. You have a gun to your head. Like, if you don't finish this challenge, you're going to jail. You're going to Fiji jail. I don't want to go to Fiji jail. So really, it was my mom in the back of my head being like, do you want to pass out, hit your head and be in a hospital like by yourself? No, like just stay.

stop you don't have to do this let's be honest it's not that serious and I actually no it's literally not that serious I did a gig today for the formula one movie and the producer was so it's like we went live for two hours which is crazy and the producer was so chill like she looked at me the first thing she said was like first of all

This isn't life or death. We're going to have fun today. And I was like, thank you. Well, here's the thing. We work in entertainment. Sometimes like I'll get emails or I'll get like frantic text messages or like just like comments or I'm like, guys,

We're in entertainment. This was at a much smaller scale. But when I did The Bachelor, I did this thing where I had to choose between loafers and heels for my outfit. And in that moment, I felt, I was like, what would Paige DeSorbo do? And I was like, we're wearing heels. Like, we're on The Bachelor. We're wearing the fucking heels. I swear to God, 12 minutes in, I was like, this is a bad choice. This is a bad choice. Wait, so far away.

This is so bad. So the shoes that I was wearing under the outfit, they were like these clear shoes. But where you put the toe was like silver metallic. Okay. The shoes started cooking. No. I like, I moved my foot and I'm like, whoa, like where I just put my toes. You were so hot. You're frying your foot. No, I was a rotisserie chicken in there. Like, I'm not kidding. My vagina literally like...

It killed any bacteria or multiplied it. I'm not sure because it was roasting down there. And then all of a sudden I'm like, oh my God, I'm microwaving my fucking toes. And so I had to try and put my skirt over my toes to block the sun. But again, I'm in there. I'm a cowhide wild buffalo out in Fiji.

The contestants are getting sprayed with water every three seconds. They're fucking fine. I'm like, guys, I'm at a loss of breath. I can't see well. I'm seeing spots. Ask him if he's hard. I'm like, guys, I can't do this. You go, before I black out, is he hard? I projectile vomit. Was he hard?

No. And every time I'm like at a job or something, I'm just like so appreciative of like everyone being efficient and on time. Like I love when things run smoothly. Like I'm a team player. And this time I was not being a team player. I was like, guys, I got to go. It's not that you weren't a team player, though. I feel like there's so many moving pieces to a production that every now and then you're like, oh, no one thought about this.

And like you need to speak up to be like, by the way, because they're all worried about other things. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. It's such a big show. It's such a big production. There's like.

So many moving parts. I was just like such a small thing on the scale of like their whole season. You have to also remember they're in real time. They do it every day. Like I can't. The production's insane. Their editing bays. I mean, that is I give them so they're cranking out an episode every single day. It's crazy. I do think that.

From what I know about reality TV, they definitely edit based on the like reactions of what's going on of America. Yeah, totally. It's an entertainment show. Again, at the end of the day, we're doing entertainment. It's fun. We're entertaining. Yeah. So like the bachelor one, I ended up just like taking my shoes off.

I was like, edit it out. Edit the feet out. No fix in post. I did fit modeling when I was like early 20s, which is you get chosen for like designers to use a human mannequin. Yeah. But it's like hard to get picked because you have to like perfect ratio sizing. Yeah. Whatever. I finally got my first job with like just like Tahari. I don't know. It was like a good game. They pay you hourly like pretty well. Yeah.

No, fit models make a good amount. It was like a big deal. And I get there and they put me in these shoes. And like, I never wear heels. And I swear to God, 30 minutes in, I thought I was going to faint. And all I'm doing is standing there. And they were like, are you okay? And I just was like, I'm going to lose this job if I can't fucking stand for 30 minutes. You're also stressed. So it like makes everything worse. Question. Have you fainted?

Like when's the last time you've like truly passed out? So some people are fainters. Yeah. Like some people are more prone to it. I think you are and you're prone to puking. I haven't fainted since I was like really sick once like in high school. And I like was dizzy when I got out of bed and fainted for like a second. Well, I puke when I'm... Wake up. Wake up.

No, I puke when I'm wildly uncomfortable. Yes. Like, yes. Like, that's why, like, there's so many ex-boyfriends where there's so many different stories or situations where I'm like, and I threw up the whole time. Right?

You know what I mean? And I'm like, and that was crazy. Cause I'm so wildly uncomfortable. Your body's literally rejecting the moment. Yes. Like my bra. Yes. My body is literally like, I can't do this. So like I was so dehydrated, but even drinking water, my body was like, no, we don't even want this. We have to go like, yeah, this is, it's too much. But when I'm going to pass out,

My tell is, which I don't know if anyone else feels this, my whole, it almost feels like my sinuses lock up.

Like my nose locks up and my head all of a sudden will get really tight. And I know that I probably have like 30 to 45 seconds where like if I don't sit down or like get to somewhere where like I'm going to be or like start drinking water or chill, like I'm going to be out. So I'm standing up there for Love Island and all of a sudden I like blink and my head just gets so tight. And I'm like, and then in my microphone, I'm like, I'm going down. Yeah.

I'm literally, I'm going down. And you guys can come down with me. We got 15 seconds. Shit's about to hit. I'm using the mic like a walkie talkie. I'm like, we got what we need. No, we didn't, Paige. You still have more lines. I'm like, we're good here. We're going to wrap this up right now. Thank you, craft services. They're like, no, I'm done. That's a wrap on production. Thank you so much for the day. You guys have been amazing. Everyone hands together for the cast and the crew.

You go, this season's a wrap. I think we got to the point. We all want to fuck each other. Let's go. Thank you for the villa. Okay, got to go. No, truly. Here's the other thing that's crazy at being like such a Love Island fan. I'm at a hotel and obviously like they have to keep the love, the Islanders...

Yeah. Like before they're going in or if they're like a bombshell or they're Casa Amor. So like the hotel I'm at, like I would say the demographic is like either like a young family or it's like retired people. So like every once in a while, I'll just see like a rogue, really fucking hot girl walking through a sea of like 85 year olds.

And I'm like, that's a bombshell. That's the show I want to watch though. Them trying to have conversation with each other in the elevator. That's what I want to watch. But I do think your body does tell you things. And I think a lot of women are very intuitive where like, you know your body. Absolutely. However, I've been joking with Des because the other day, I like in the middle of the day was like, I want chocolate.

Yeah. And I never, well, I never, I never want chocolate. I was just going to say, you never want like sweets like that. Oh my God. So Des looks at me and he was like, are you pregnant? And we kind of joked like, oh, maybe. And then that night I was like, I want a hot dog. And he was like, you never, you never eat hot dogs. And I was like, I know it's crazy. And I get the hot dog. You're like, wouldn't it be crazy if I put pickles on it?

Then I'm calling the police. And then the next day I was like, I need like the biggest omelet in the world. And then we realized I'm just a. You're just addicted to food. I just love food. Yeah, you just love it. Well, because then he was like, do you think you're pregnant? And I was like, I don't. Because you're very much the type of person that you're like, the only thing that could make this exact moment better is if we were all stuffing our faces.

I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You know when people are like, girls never know what they want to eat. I fuck no. No. I wake up and I'm like, if I don't have fucking Chinese broccoli with chicken and sesame chicken. You're like, this would be a great function if we were all satisfied. Yes. I'm like, if we don't get Thai right now, the vibes are going to die. So,

he literally then we start joking because he's like or do you just like need to eat all these things i'm like yes and then he was like look up the symptoms and i'm like okay if you get like kind of tired and i'm like i'm actually really tired and then i was like and i mean i'd probably be a little bloated you've been pregnant for years i think you'd be bloated i go does i'm bloated and i'm tired and i'm hungry and i'm hungry

he was like you were tell me you got your period like today so i did a pregnancy test i'm not you know i was gonna say i just love soon i don't want you to get pregnant yet because well we have a pact we have a yeah i obviously want you to wait like till i'm ready for our first one yeah but if you were to get pregnant like i want you to know i wouldn't be mad i'd actually be excited

Thank you. Well, you did get excited just now. You got excited because I wanted chocolate in the middle of the day. If you got pregnant right now, I wouldn't be mad because I feel like then that would mean like your second one. Then we'd be on track. Like I'd have my first when you were having your second. So I wouldn't be mad. But also like I do want you to wait for me. No, 100%. That's why like when I was having these cravings, but it turns out it's just being a girl. Yeah, it's literally just being alive.

Someone said that Diet Coke online, someone said Diet Coke is like a fridge cigarette. And that really made me laugh. You, but you love a Coke. You want a rock. You just want Coke. I love, you know what it is? I love cracking open a soda. Yeah. You know, like I actually stopped drinking. I used to drink so many like carbonated water and LaCroix. I stopped drinking all of that because I really felt like it was like fucking up my stomach. Mm-hmm.

So the only carbonation I drink is like when I am indulging in a soda. But there's just if I'm going to do it, I'm going to just do the whole thing. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Yes. If I'm going to have a Coke, I'm just going to fucking have the full one. You're fucking crazy. I'm crazy. You're fucking wild. No, she's zany. She's so nutty. We're going to wrap up production. Thank you so much.

Put your hands together for the producers. Put your hands together for the people in the villa. No, the whole time I'm just like, this is so Giggly Squad and page coded where I was just like, yeah, actually, I don't want to do it anymore. I was like, you called me and you were like, hey, everything went really smooth. I'd be like, are you OK? Boring. I was just like, I need to sit down. Like at one point I was like, oh, my God, can a girl get an umbrella? Like, can we get some shade? At what point were you like, this is going to be so funny to talk about on Giggly Squad?

um after i threw up i was like and this is a giggly squad full story every now and then something will happen to me and i should be upset and then i go to my phone to the notes and i'm like can't wait to write this i'm like this is great um you guys thank you for giggling with us um thank you for supporting page and love island um through the ups and downs and we love you so much bye bye

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