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I mean, the day just got away from me. Hello, gigalistas. Oh, I love that. It seems chic. It does seem chic. It seems important. It's true. Well, I've spent the entire day cleaning out my closet. And let me tell you, it's therapeutic.

It's so therapy. I love throwing shit out. Okay. I love how you start the pod immediately with a humble brag that you had a productive Sunday. Like I had one of the most productive Sundays I've had in years. Well, I like that you posted your messy closet and your closet is next level because you have so many clothes. And I was like, oh my God, she's just like me. But now I'm disappointed because you actually cleaned it up and I didn't.

I mean, I have one section left to go through and it's probably my most important section, which is my crop tops. Do you throw away as you clean? I have zero trouble throwing anything away. People included. Because you're toxic. I love that. Yeah. But I'm not throwing it all away. I'm giving... Oh, this is actually like a good housekeeping thing. I'm giving...

all of my clothes to the Fashion Foundation and we're going to do a little, like, Shop Pages closet, which they rarely do. They usually only take designer stuff from, like, designers that have, like, over product or whatever. But we're going to do, like, a little, like, Shop Pages closet because I felt weird, like, selling my clothes on Poshmark. One, I just don't have the time to, like, take pictures of everything and upload it and do all that. And I also just felt like it was...

I don't I don't know. Like, what am I going to make like ten dollars? I was about my shirt like a lot of work to get twelve dollars per shirt. Yeah. Like I just I feel like it's almost like rude to do. Like, why would I not just donate all of it? Did you have a good week? What did I do this week? I feel like I'm literally getting like I have short term memory or you're just living life in the moment. Like what was this week?

What day is today, Sunny? Oh, I went out on Friday night. What'd you do? Well, I went out for the first time in New York City in months, like absolute months. And I have this new thing now. Every time I drink, I get dizzy. Like I had to leave early. When has Paige DeSorbo ever left a club early, actively Irish exited?

you're turning to me no like I was with Sierra actually we went out we went to like a dinner like a dinner with all my friends and then we went to a club then went to a party and I'm at the party I literally walked into the party did a scan of the room and was like Sierra I'm leaving more than welcome to stay with like a couple of my girlfriends and she was like I'm gonna stay she was like are you gonna say bye to anyone I was like

Absolutely not. Got right in the elevator, came home, made a frozen pizza. Okay, people that say like you can go out and have fun with your girlfriends. Absolutely. And like there are totally nights that I like want to go out and like drink and get fucked up with my friends. But let's be serious. You go out to flirt.

Well, this is the thing. We have an animalistic need to like find someone we're attracted to when you're single. So when you're I don't care if you're dizzy. I don't care if you're tired. I don't care if your heels are hurting. You will animalistically push through that to find a partner. But the second you have a partner and the second you get a tiny little blister on the back of your foot, you're like, I can't make it. I can't. I'm like, I can't. I can't do it.

Girl, you put in a lot of work in partying this last year and you don't need to anymore. Partying is so mental. It's such a mental mindset. I know you're hammered. It really is. If you're not in the mindset for me, like if the moon's not in the right position, we can't do it. I mean, we always talk about like forcing things. Like sometimes I'll walk into a store and be like, oh, just not in a shopping mood. Like sometimes I'm just not in a shopping mood. And like recently I've just like,

I'm just not in a party mood like unless I'm legit with my boyfriend and getting fucked up then like I can drink all day long but like I get more depressed at parties because not only am I forced to like socialize and take in all this energy of people that I might not want to like take in their energy as like a super sensitive empathic human yeah

Then you start looking around at people having fun and then you overthink it like, wait, why am I not having fun?

Yeah. Like I felt bad leaving Sierra, but I had like, I'd introduced her to like all my single guy friends and like one of my girlfriends that she knows pretty well was there. And so like, she was like, I'm fine. And I was like, okay, then I, my Uber's already ordered anyways. Yeah. I'll see you later. He's actually been waiting for two minutes. But funny because me, you and Sierra originally were like, we need to go to Nashville. We need to take down Nashville. Yeah.

But it turns out Nashville ended up being like Wednesday, Thursday. And then I had to fly back in the morning to do shows in New York this last week. So it didn't work out. However, which I'm sad about. I am sad about. But I was doing a little like Nashville check in for us. So I can tell you about Nashville. Because I feel like one day, like in the next 10 years when I plan my bachelorette party, it will be in Nashville. Okay. Why? I don't know. But I feel like everyone goes there. Yeah. And.

I just feel like it's something I would never normally, like a destination I would normally be like, we got to go. They call it Nash Vegas. Yeah. And I was scared. I arrived. I was scared. And Des was like, we have to take on the town. So the town, we just followed the noise. There's a strip called Broadway. Okay.

There's country music, live music, blasting out of every bar, like almost competing with each other. And it's like the musicians rotate. It's almost like stand-up comedy in New York. So is it kind of like... Oh, like you're going... Like if you're a country music singer and you want to get discovered, like you're just performing and... Yes. And they're just playing off tips. But like... And you go in a bar and it's fucking loud. Like I was a grandma and I was like, it's so loud in this bar. But it's also like...

like touristy that strip it's for no one's from Nashville there like except like the bartenders even the singers the guys from Boston but random people want to become country music stars so we go to one of these bars called Rippy's Rippy's Honky Tonk do you know what a honky tonk is no I thought it was like a cute butt it's a kind of music a cute butt yeah like a honky tonk like look at my honky tonk shake your honky tonk

She got a tonk. Like a dump truck. That's donk. I go to Rippy's. True. I go to Rippy's. It ripped open my asshole. I got meat sweats. It was like great barbecue. We also got nachos. Ooh, I love barbecue. But it turns out there's other places and different like spots around that are more, they're kind of like New York chic-ish type thing. So there's a wide range. It's like we were in the Times Square. Okay. Yeah.

The crowds were great. Oh, so then maybe I don't want to do that for my bachelorette. I just don't know if it's your vibe. It's basically like cowgirl chic. Like it's very country. Yeah, no, I see us more at like a winery in Napa. Thank you. No, and Nashville, like we have to experience it. And then you also think about like how often in New York City are you like, ooh, what if I ran into a famous country music star? Never. The hierarchy in Nashville is literally just like,

Every restaurant is like this country music singer's spot. Like they put their name on different spots. Oh, interesting. And I'm kind of into... Do you know Kacey Musgraves? Dude. She is a fucking vibe. No, I'm obsessed with her. Like as of recent. Do you know her song? Shit, what's it called? There's this one song that I've been blasting for like the past couple of weeks. I don't know if it's because...

like my life is in the south recently now um it's called butterflies very good very good it's so good i'm gonna recommend to you the second you get off and i'm gonna text you it so you don't forget justified justified by casey musgraves is so good and like didn't she just get out of like a relationship or something she got a divorce okay and she's now with a new man but i was in the cab and they started playing country and i'm like i'm gonna give this a chance and then i was like

Okay, sign me the fuck up. I'm going to Kacey Musgraves concert. And she's also like her fashion is cool. She just her fashion is so cool. Yeah. So I will say country music singers don't have the best fashion. They they're traditional with their culture.

But then also like I walked in a store And I was like ooh maybe I'll get some cute Cowboy boots cowgirl boots Fucking $500 I am doing an Amazon live On Wednesday and I'm doing all Shoes and I found Like cowboy boots that you're not like Giving your first born child for Cause but they're very in everyone needs a pair Right now okay but um you may Have seen on our Instagrams that we Did record a new episode Together

of Call Her Daddy. Which is exciting.

daddy gang we love you so much and this episode was a journey it took it went it took a lot of forms a lot of forms i was emotionally taxed after yeah me too i took a nap after yep but seeing alex for the first time since quarantine you it was the first time you met her in person was so fun we'll get into more details after it airs we'll give a little response episode because it's it's a great one um

But then finally this weekend, I did shows in the city and Alex came to one of them. I saw that on Instagram. Which I was not expecting. And she got on stage. It was hilarious. The energy was crazy. But what I want to tell you about is the next show. I get on stage. I'm kind of tired. It's been a long ass week. Yeah. And the front row is four people.

Okay. And I'm thinking, okay, this is what I joke about in my comedy. But these guys are sitting right here. Like how old are they? Like 20s? One was 25 and the rest were like early 30s. But I just was salivating at the opportunity to...

talk to these men yeah so many questions for them so I first turn I go what how did you how did you guys get here did you get lost and everyone's laughing and they're like we love summer house and I'm like okay cool cool um how do we begin any of you guys have a name that ends in er and some guy goes I'm hunter and I was like okay I'm in my element now and I go are you guys in finance and they're like yes and everyone starts laughing and

the guy in the front he seemed kind of younger I could tell he was the weak link so I went towards him and I said what's your name and he said William and I said do you have numerals in your name and he said yes I'm William IV and people just start dying laughing and I'm like are you from Connecticut and he says yes so I'm like six for six at this point just feeling myself oh my god and then I go did you play lacrosse he said yes the

The whole house was almost imploded. Lost their minds. Lost their minds. And then I just made fun of them for like the rest of the show. And then Raina Greenberg from Girls Gotta Eat comes in and she goes, let's play Mary Fuck Kill. You guys get on stage. They continue to shit on them. Des is calling them L.L. Bean. Like it was just... Oh my God. It was everything I ever wanted. Wait, that sounds like such a good one. It was so fun. And then...

They messaged me on Instagram that night at like 2 a.m. They must have been like coked up at some bar and they were like, they were like, it was a blast. Like, thanks for ripping on us all night. We had so much fun. And I was like, this is what comedy is for. We're just uniting douchebags and girls. And then there were girls next to them and I was trying to hook them up. Like, yeah, it got me excited for our live show. And I hope single guys come to our live show.

I know, because we would never roast a giggler, but, like, they're boyfriends for sure. New York City...

Was fun this weekend. I'm glad to be back. Yeah, New York City was a real vibe this weekend. I also want to talk about I've been doing my little workouts. I have a trainer. We love her. Yeah, I saw that. And you know we love talking about random DMs we get that we're not sure if they're backhands and compliments or not. And someone goes, I love that you work out without the traditional workout aesthetic. It's so refreshing. Which is basically just being like,

- You're disgusting. - The fuck are you wearing to work out? My favorite is moms, 40s, 50s, full moms DMing

Like insulting you, but like complimenting you. Like they mean it wholeheartedly, like wholesomely, but you're like, that was kind of a dig. But also at this point, the gigglers can't win because if they tell me I'm beautiful, I'm like, fuck you. Stop just admiring me for my looks. And then if they're like, oh my God, I love that you're so raw and unfiltered and body positive. And I'm like, what the fuck does that mean? So...

I do think like there is this workout aesthetic where like you make it look wonderful and beautiful, but I wear my old college Wisconsin baggy shirts because when I work out, I don't want to care how I look. It's the last thing I'm thinking about. Workout like sets are so fucking binding. Right? It's,

It's so tight. And you're doing these crunches and you don't want to see like your rolls like folding over. I just want to feel free. It's tight. I only wear like workout sets if I'm going to a class. Like if I'm going to Pilates, then I'll wear like

a set if I'm working out like if I do a p-volve like computer like stream in my apartment I'm in my I'm probably in my pajamas from the night before yeah yeah just a sports bra and shorts and fuck that shit up I can't do a workout that's like running jumping if there's running or jumping I'm not doing it if there's too much physical activity we're not doing it if I have to move my body too much we're not doing it

No it's just no and I also don't think it's good for you moving your body like I think like running is good okay bad for your knees I do think it's bad for your knees it is a yeah it all like I don't do it people get addicted to running marathons someone has sent help like their whole day is spent running.

Someone's at your door. Yeah, let me get my sushi. I'm actually going to order Chinese food tonight, too. Good for you. No, yeah. People who run, they're running from their problems. You know, you have to learn how to sit in your feelings. And yeah. Can we dive into front page news? Just I need to talk about Kim K on SNL. Oh, OK. Yeah. Did you watch? I didn't like watch it when it was on TV, but I've watched like some of the highlight like skits. Yeah. Yeah.

People are surprised that Kim crushed it. Everyone agreed that she crushed it, do you think? Yeah, everyone thinks she crushed it. It's just like I knew she was going to be good at it. But here's the other thing. I think people forget that there's a full team of comedic writers. It's not like she got up there and just did a monologue. Freestyle. Freestyle.

Like, freestyled it. Like, this has been practiced, written, rewritten. Like, she read a teleprompter. I think that it's just a stereotype. People, for some reason, think Kim is, like, really stupid, which she's not. She's not. People think that she's, like, annoying and vapid, which she, her comedic timing was really good. She was really confident there. But think about it. This woman has been on TV for 20 years. 20.

20 years. I mean, she's a full billionaire. No one is. No stupid person is a billionaire. I feel like unless it's like inherited. But like she built like an empire. And also, yeah, you couldn't get that famous on a reality show if people don't like your personality. Exactly. And also keeping up with the Kardashians.

There are a few episodes that are fucking hilarious. Yes. Like some of the shit that they've done is just funny. If I think overall, it's such a successful reality TV show. Cause they're like in on the joke and a lot of reality TV shows. They're kind of not like, I think the bad kind of in on the joke and the Kardashians are, have a great sense of humor. And well,

Well, you also have to remember that the Kardashians are also producers on their reality shows. So, like, they see everything before it goes out. Like, they help edit it. So, like, they're not going to...

And there's never going to be anything too risky. Yeah. But to see her come on, have such a great sense of humor. Like it was. But you're right. Everyone who goes on SNL, you're going to do well as the host because everyone's writing your jokes. You're reading it off the prompter. You're going to do it. But her timing was really good. And then the overall buzz around it, like how everyone was.

The cameos, Amy Schumer, Tyler C, who we love how he's branching out from Bachelor Nation to like be a real ass celebrity almost. It's crazy. It's just like...

I love when celebrities hang out with each other. Like, I just find it fascinating because it's like being in high school when, like, the soccer girls hang out with the soccer girls because, like, they have that in common. And then it's like A-list celebrities hang out with A-list celebrities because they have it, like, in common. But Tyler Cameron's interesting because he was never even The Bachelor. He just was, like, so hot that people were like, he's not normal hot. He's A-list hot. Yeah, you're...

Literally pretty privileged He like let his friend go on The Bachelor instead And then was like I'll watch from afar And just be super hot And Yeah Oh cause he had the Gigi Hadid Gigi Hadid made Tyler see Yeah Let's be honest Let's give credit to the women That Built the man you know That's kind of how I feel about Pete Davidson Yeah

Okay, that's how I feel about Pete Davidson. It's also how I feel about Olivia Colpo. Like, I don't think people like, yes, she won Miss Universe, but it was because she started dating Nick Jonas that people were like, who is this girl? And now, I mean, I think her and Christian McCaffrey are like the hottest couple ever. Oh, oh, oh. Well, speaking of engagements, are you familiar with Salmon Girl? No. No.

Okay, well, Salmon Girl is the girl who went viral on TikTok. Emily. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes. She's basically ASMR for Gen Z. For Gen Z cooking. Yeah. And I was laughing so hard. I think maybe we should try to make it. You get like salmon. You cut it up. You put white rice. You put mayo, hot sauce, then like crispy seaweed and avocado and you mash it all up. And everyone's like, it's amazing.

And someone was making fun of it. Like we finally got Instagram models to eat carbs. I watched it and I was like, I get like I get this girl's aesthetic. I think she's very calming and I couldn't get past that. Like she's so much younger than us. I think she's only like I think she's like early 20s. I mean, those people piss me off. Like anyone who has and it just looks like to cook. Yeah.

Like, it just looked like her life was so together. And I was so jealous of her. Like, her fridge had stuff in it. Yeah, like, she definitely has a matcha station. I have a soy sauce. I have one soy sauce and expired hot sauce. No, I literally have LaCroix's olives.

And like oat milk in my refrigerator. If you look at her other videos, she's like, we're going to make this veggie stew. And she just keeps taking all these colorful, beautiful vegetables, cutting them. And I'm like, also, when I cook, I'm eating the whole time. So by the time it's ready, I'm full. Eating the whole time. She had a TikTok that was like,

Oh my god, I slept for 12 hours last night. And I was just like... And she was probably sober. And just got in bed early. And I was just like, what is that like? I don't go to bed until 2am. So she got engaged. And some girl was like... I saw that Emily got engaged. And she's viral on TikTok. And now she has a husband. And she makes all these really healthy, clean meals for...

Yeah. And then she goes, her husband sitting next to her and goes, you have a husband and we're about to eat some really good food together. And she's like, I have to get off TikTok. Wait, she's a hairstylist.

She probably lives in like... Where does she live? Maybe LA. LA. Yeah, she's living a normal life. And... Good for her. TikTok's wild. But guys, do not compare yourself to people who go viral on TikTok. I do. No, do not. Because... You can't. No, you really can't though. Because it's... You don't know what's going to go viral and what's not. Like...

And also, you guys, these are high moments in your life. They happen to everyone. They don't always last. It's not sustainable for long-term happiness, but it's exciting and fun. I'm happy for her that she got engaged. I am. 25 is young. I hope the guy wasn't like, okay, you just went viral on TikTok, so I need to lock your ass down. I'm just kidding. We always will find the toxic trait in that. What's a conspiracy theory to ruin these people? Yeah.

No, but it's just so funny how suddenly she gets all this attention. Then she's like, side note, I have a man who really loves me. I want to spend the rest of his life with me. And every girl's like, do I have to get a fully stocked fridge? Here's the thing, though. I just can't. I just I have such a strong opinion about people that get married so young because maybe it's just because I was a mess at 25 and like continue to be a mess. But like if you look at it, we are alive for so long.

Oh my God. So why do you think Des waited until 45? Yeah. Like his head, he's really only has to spend what? 30 years? He literally said that to me. He was like, I know marriage is hard, but like, I don't have that many years left. So like, I don't give a fuck. The only reason we get married early is because if you want to have kids, you want to have that stable family structure. But imagine if we didn't have to have kids. That's why men are fucking all the time.

It's not that we're like more emotional than them and more needy. They just like biologically don't have to. Right. It's just, I don't know. I just could never see myself. I mean, also, I'm about to be 29. So it's like, yeah, bitch, you're not getting married before 30. Like I just even before that, like I never really saw myself getting married before 30. Yeah. Yeah. I am.

I don't know. I just think it's about finding the right person and timing is a huge thing. And when you're 25 and partying, it doesn't make sense. And I would like to quote the Bible. Because you were not in a past life. My Bible would be sex in the city. Yep. Which I've based my entire existence on. And I know that she gets a lot.

But she's actually one of the strongest characters in Sex and the City, which is Miranda. And she said it has nothing to do with like a guy falling in love with you. It's when he turns his light on and he's ready to like settle down. And I genuinely believe that when a guy is ready to settle down, the girl he is dating at the time is the girl he marries.

I also think that when he's ready to settle down, he's already gotten better with his picker to know what kind of people he wants to be around. So it is like a two-way street. And it's crazy because like Des is such an example of that. Like he was a touring comic his whole life. Right. And he's like, I want to get married. Not a sustainable way to have a good relationship. And then the pandemic happened and he like stopped for a second and like reflected on where he was. And...

so so much is timing and you can't force timing we can't i feel like we're about to get into our advice segment we're bringing back we haven't done it in so long i'm so excited and the gigglers ask the best questions pms how do you guys deal we don't i don't you just know just when you're spiraling it's just like anxiety don't latch on to it and know this is not me this is my pms speaking

I actually don't have crazy like PMS other than like I crave certain foods. That kind of sounds fun. Yeah. Like I just like eat a lot more, but I don't ever feel like.

I get depressed and over analytical. Like, I don't get angry. I'll like something. I just won't be able to get it like off my back. And then I'm like, Oh, we're PMSing. You don't actually care about this situation that much. And then the second the blood leaves my pussy lips, I'm like, Ooh, I don't care anymore.

I feel like I'm just perpetually anxious. So I like, you can't tell if it's because of the PMI. Yeah. I'm like, this is just my brain. It's like people are like, watch out for seasonal depression. And I'm like, what about yearly? Why don't you watch out for that? Yeah.

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Okay. Ooh, I love asking for dick pics. Am I sending the wrong message by asking for one? Wow. That has a lot of layers to it. That is a lot of layers. Why? First, I need to know why you love asking for them. Second of all, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say, yeah, I think it's weird. Well, it depends what the message is. What is a wrong message? Your message could be, I want to see if I want to ride your dick or not.

Or maybe it's like a very... Or maybe she's got it right and that's very intimidating to men. You're like, send me your dick. And so, like, so it's already, like... And then if she doesn't respond, they feel so ashamed. I kind of feel like that's very empowering, actually. We have too many questions. Like, I want to know, like, do you send stuff back? Like, because my thing is don't send...

a titty too early or a butthole or a vag hole. Just don't do the nude too early. That's my opinion. Take it as power. Make him. I don't think ever being, I don't think you should ever send a pic being fully nude. No, no, no, no.

Fully nude. And I also would I also don't think your head needs to be in it. I do think true. I do think the Snapchat generation finds it a lot more empowering to send nudes. We're like, I'm just we were born scared of the cloud like Jennifer Lawrence. And like, I just never want to. Yes. I was just going to say that. How crazy this is. What? How many years ago is this now? Ten.

And that was like the biggest thing ever that like people were hacking celebrities, iClouds and posting all their nudes. Now people would be like, okay, cool.

I just I don't want us to give too many opinions on sending nudes because I feel like younger people are much chiller with it. And I don't want to be like that grandma being like, oh, you're wearing a little skirt. If you feel it's empowering, cool. But I personally feel like a little bit of my soul is lost whenever a guy who doesn't deserve deserve to see me naked sees me naked because it's not only him. He's showing all his friends. And I just hate that. Right.

Right. People, oh, he's not going to show. How many times have you showed your friend dick pics? If you don't show it to your friend, it didn't happen. Every single time. I have old dick pics from exes that I still show people and I'm engaged. Unless it is my current boyfriend. Like at that time, I'm true. I think. No, I've showed. No, I've showed because it's like every time they bond.

yeah it's like oh my god look at this and especially if it's unsolicited i'm like blasting into my group chat like how fucking embarrassing why would he do this also i forget when when you like college when my friends and i were just single hooking up all the time the first question i'd ask i'd just be like how big girthy not girthy because i was trying to find a way to see if i could predict like the way guys walk or their hands or something yeah usually you can

Usually you can buy their energy. Yeah, you can. I've been getting, you know, I like will joke about short guys, but I realized I don't have anything in short guys. I have small dick energy. Yeah, but I'm going to tell you something.

Don't sleep on short guys because... Do not. No, do not. Do not. Some of them... Do not. Some of them, if they have big dick energy and they're short, incredible. If they're short and have small dick energy, they will be angry and take it out on you. I was hooking up with a guy...

He was like kind of short. Like he was short. But also keep in mind Paige is 5, what are you, 5'3"? Yeah, I'm like 5'3", 5'4". I would say that he was 5... 7? 9? 10? That's not short. He wasn't 5'10". He was 5'7".

I don't know if he was 5'7". No, he was taller than 5'7". Whatever. Regardless, he was short. And like it was like he was short to like, damn, should I wear these heels or not? Like it was at that level. The first time I ever hooked up with him, I said, whoa. And he was so offended. And I was like, I'm sorry. I just I wasn't expecting this. And like, good.

you like i'm happy for you like you did he have a big dick yes and like and i should have known because like he had very big dick energy like he walked in a room he was like very chill very cool like swaggy but i just wasn't expecting it and i literally said whoa and he was like so offended

It turns out, just because guys are tall does not mean they have good picking. Oh, no. And also, doesn't mean they're a kind person. Yeah, I've also hooked up with tall guys that I'm like,

I you immediately like think of a line have to leave. It's just like, no, you know how we talk about pretty privilege. Tall privilege is such a thing to the point that they sometimes don't even develop like good conversational skills. No, the intimacy. I can keep going. If a tall guy walks into a bar like you notice him first, like and if he's good looking or like, damn, OK. Yeah, I have the best question we've ever gotten. OK, yeah.

If I go to an authentic Italian restaurant, what am I ordering? Let's give her the lay of the land. Like gigglers. We're going to Spaccarelli's. We're going to some like low-key mafia-owned place. You have to go to the ones that you think are connected. Yeah. What are you ordering? You're immediately getting the burrata.

You're getting the burrata. You're getting the burrata with the bread. I like to also get like a meat board, like because I like to get the burrata, then like the prosciutto. And then I like to make a little sandwich with the bread. Yeah. Also some appetizers that I think are fun. I mean, the calamari is classic, but if you want to get even crazier, the baked clams at Italian restaurants are garlicky sexual endeavors. Yeah.

Usually if there's an appetizer with anything that has to do with eggplant, I'm also getting that. Yep. That's always really good. Depends on where you're going, but like a meatball. But I don't get meatballs everywhere because I'm very picky with my meatballs. Same, same. The ratio of like breadcrumbs to meat, it's a whole thing. Yeah, it's just like if they're too big, I can't.

Yeah, if you want to be healthy, get like a Mediterranean salad, which is like squid and calamari and octopus with a light olive oil drizzle. And that is normally great. I never order that. It's for the healthy people. Okay, well, yeah, I don't identify with that. Okay, then for the meal, what are we ordering? I usually always get a pasta. My favorite is usually if there's like a veal marsala on the menu, I'm probably getting that. Mm-hmm.

We always have the classics, like the Penial Vodka. I do love, like, an arachnid moment. Oh, okay. Croque la robe and sausage. That is very underrated. You feel healthy. You don't feel gross after. Okay.

Other pastas, the cacio e pepe. Yeah, I love that. There is an Italian restaurant. It's on... They just opened one on the Upper East Side. It's called Piccola Caccina. Caccina? Whatever. There's a bunch in the city. I think there's one on Thompson. Whatever. It's like a very, very good authentic Italian restaurant. Yep. I really think...

You can't go wrong, but the appetizers are super important. I think that's where we nailed it. Otherwise, everything else is gone. Sometimes I'd rather just, like, get all appetizers. And, like, if you want a pasta, like, ask them to give it to you in, like, the appetizer portion and just do, like, a bunch of apps and then I'm ready to bounce. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay, next question. Okay. How to handle a mean girl in the moment when you can't walk away from the situation? Oh!

I'm not you handle that. Okay. Thank you. My immediate reaction is I just start laughing like, but not like a laugh. Like, ha ha ha. It's more like you, you pick, you have to pick your phone up, make a face at your phone. Like this girl's an absolute bitch and just be like, or if it's a really extreme situation, I will turn to my friend who's also in this conversation and say,

loud enough so that the mean girl hears it but like that she thinks I'm trying to be quiet like I will turn to my friend and be like this girl is a fucking bitch knowing that this girl has heard me say that and then she starts to feel awkward now if you're dealing with a real bitch and she turns to you and says what did you just say you turn back to her and you say oh I was telling my friend that you are such a bitch and then you proceed from there my friends

The key to dealing with mean people is they want to hurt you. So they want to get a reaction out of you. So why Paige's response was genius is because she never broke. She never got upset. She never showed emotion. So your job is to just not show emotion and not get angry, not cry, and just... They will stop eventually if they're not breaking you. It's all about making that person feel stupid. Like...

Also, the word embarrassing should come to mind. So you should like look at your phone, be scrolling, be like, she's so embarrassing. Like make them feel idiotic. That was amazing. Okay. Sexy time with my husband's great, but I'm insecure about my body. How do I chill and enjoy? They're not looking at it. They're not looking at it. I know for a fact, whatever we are worried about, like certain roles in certain positions in our stomach, they don't notice it.

they have no idea. When you're riding a guy and sometimes you'll be like, oh, is this looking okay? And then you don't ever look down to realize they're fucking lying. They're making some weird faces with like four chins. Like, look at them. Yeah. Look at them. Like, stop picking yourself apart and just like look at what you're fucking and be like,

They're just so excited. They're so excited to even be having sex that you've agreed to this, that they are not looking. Yeah, the fact that they've already decided to fuck you means they like your body. And men can't even tell if you've gotten a four-inch haircut. They're not going to tell if your love handles gained a little weight. I just thought...

I could shave my head and Des will be like, is something different? No, nothing's different. Never mind. I had gotten a spray tan and I didn't realize how fucking orange I was until I was having sex. And my leg was like next to like his like chest or something. Mid-sex, I go, oh my God, I'm orange. And he was just like, uh...

And I got so self-conscious that I was like, and he was like, babe, I don't give a fuck. Not the, not a problem right now. And I literally got done and was like, I need to shower. I need to shower this off. And I'm like exfoliate. They're not even reflecting on how it went. They are just like exhausted. They are just lying there with no thoughts going through their head. Yeah. Um,

At all. They literally, they're like, yeah, they're babies. This is not advice, but someone messaged us and said, you guys have saved me with humor when I was suffering a miscarriage. Thank you. I just have to say the gigglers, miscarriage, infertility, all this stuff is happening to so many people. Yeah. And you're not alone. We have this weird opportunity to connect with so many women at once.

It's kind of crazy to hear like how common people's problems actually are. And like y'all are we're struggling together. Have you checked your fertility?

So there's this comic, Casey Balsham, who did my show. And she's doing a whole one-woman show called Inconceivable. And she was telling me she's like in her 30s. She's ready to have children. And she was like, I wish women would check when they're like 25. Yeah. When like to know, A, if you need to use a condom for the rest of your life. B, to like already be prepping in the right ways. Because let's be serious. Yes.

There's no way we've been this lucky. Like I am. She said she was like, there's so many times. There are a few times that I'm like, is Jesus really looking down on me? Yeah, because I could have sworn. I am reckless with the birth control. Yeah, reckless. Taking three one day because you missed the week somehow. Yeah, yeah. It's not great. I do think that.

It's a weird thing that you don't know you have a problem until not that's a problem, but that you're going to have trouble until you want to do it, which is crazy. It is crazy. I I've checked mine.

Oh, you have? Yeah. I've checked mine because when I started going on birth control, they checked, like she checked my eggs and like all of that. And I'm like at the normal like amount of eggs. But I always have problems with my ovaries and I'm like,

It was really just like, can my eggs drop to my ovaries for when I want to have a baby? So that's why I'm on birth control to like get rid of the cysts on my ovaries so that like when I do want to have a baby, my eggs will be able to like drop down. Y'all, it's crazy though. It's crazy though. No. And there's shit going on all the time, but I feel like because it's not talked about because it's not prioritized in our male dominated culture, you literally think you're the one freak with a cyst on your ovary.

I have hundreds of cysts on my ovaries. Is that crazy? It's crazy. At least they have each other. It's also so gross to think about. Like there's like these two things inside my body that just have dots all over them. Ew. It's also so annoying that like boys don't have to deal with anything. Like we have to go to a full on doctor who specializes in our vagina. That is their specialty. Casey was cracking me up because she was like,

So I have all these things I have to do to, for, um, in vitro. She's like, I'm injecting myself. They're going inside me, pulling eggs out. Like it's also like when you're like prodded that much, like that's trauma. I know women that have to do in vitro. I like, I,

That is probably fucking traumatizing. And she was like, the only thing this motherfucker has to do is not walk around with his cell phone in his pocket close to his balls. And she's like, and he can't even do that. No, it's so crazy. It's the most insane thing. And then imagine you're going through all this to have kids, but the whole thing that you have to do is like have sex with

with your husband when like you probably don't feel sexy during all that stuff and it becomes so like methodical and then at some point if you have any tension in your relationship like it probably multiplies it I know like I've never really thought about like okay if you're having a hard time getting pregnant looking at your husband and being like hey I'm ovulating right now can we have sex like how do you get into that like it's very transactional at that point because like

And then you're reflecting like what you used to be. Next thing you know, you're shooting the movie Sex Life on Netflix. Yeah.

Right. Like we're in relationships where it's like if we're going to have sex, it's because like someone's like we're into it. Yeah. Like not because we need to. That makes me sad. But also think about like as a woman, so much worth is about like that you can be a mother, you could have babies. So you probably your self-esteem gets hit when you feel like, oh, I can't bring this guy a baby. And then you don't feel like that.

yourself in the relationship or you feel like he feels differently about you I don't know I'm just trying to really put myself in the shoes so you know that one of my biggest fears is that after vision but second to that tax evasion is definitely the first one um is that after I have a baby like give my husband his first child know that like you fall into this like okay that's like the mother of my children and my wife and

not like that sexy girlfriend that I started dating. Like that is my biggest fear that he won't seem like his view of me will switch and it will be a lot more respectful maybe. But like, will he like, I still want him to think like, that's just my girlfriend. Like, yeah. The thing is,

You've gone out of puppy dog phase before and people don't talk about that. Yeah. Like puppy dog phase is a dopamine chemistry in your brain. Yeah. And you realize the relationship is literally like, oh, I found someone who I love deeply and it's this comfort like.

you don't fuck like rabbits forever i mean my nan and papa do but like yeah nana does though nana does which i'm trying to figure out how she got there but i just think like there needs to be more romantic songs on tv about like we always pick the same food that we want and we always want to watch the same shows

But I do think that's why there's so much stuff about like how to spice up your relationship or like go on date nights. Like that's why relationships are work because all these things happen that aren't as easy as when you, your new meat to each other. Yeah. And like once I have to put work in, I'm like, Oh, I'm 25. I'll just, it's

But like now it's like, okay, you're like old. Like, okay. Oh, I'm so guilty of that. The second I felt any kind of tension or like, yeah, or he brought up something, I would be like, then go find someone else. Yeah. I'm like, I don't need this. But now you get to an age where you're like, hey, do you want to work on this?

Do you want to work on this with me? Because it becomes this beautiful, just like calm connection that is safe to you. Because that's what you want when having kids. You want safe. You don't want the guy who's like, you don't know if he's going to show up at night. But like when he does, it's crazy sex. Oh, God. Oh, God. Now, if my husband...

doesn't come correct at all moments involving our children. Like I really do. I really, guys, I really don't have a problem hiring a hit man. Like I really don't like if something happens and I get married and I'm still in somewhat of the public eye and my husband, it gets murdered. Know that he deserved it. Okay. And don't research it and don't try and put the follow up question. Don't put the puzzle pieces together. I had him, um,

leave it alone yeah leave it alone i'm just kidding obviously i would never kill someone okay i have a question okay wearing no bra under a crop top during hot summers while having a business meeting

Well, it also depends on your workplace. If you're in like a fun female millennial office, go off. Absolutely go off. Especially if you have nipple piercings. Why did you get them? You have to show them off. But like, if you're a lawyer and you're in court, I'm going to say no. You know? Yeah, there's a lot of variables to this, but I also think it's about you being comfortable. And if you're feeling uncomfortable, it's probably like out of context. Yeah. Yeah.

Like I have a rule that if I am going to something that has either like a dress code or like I have to dress a little bit more conservative and I put something on and in my head I say, is this appropriate? Then it's usually not. Like if I even have to ask the question, then it's probably not. And I'm all about fraying the nipple. I prefer just if I don't want to wear a bra, I wear black.

So like I have black crop tops that I feel like people. I'm also not afraid of like girls nipples being hard. Guys, how many men in my life have been like, I could see your nipples and I go, have you never seen a nipple before? Like, OK, like it's not like I've never understood. Like guys, I'm not like birthing a baby in front of you. It's like a nipple. You have a nipple. Yeah. Like I can see yours through your T-shirt sometime and I don't I don't comment. But I have a thing where like my nipples are never hard. It's like a weird thing.

My nipples are only hard. I know yours are always mine. Never are cutting glass. Maybe maybe are they a little insensitive? I don't know. I don't know. Fun facts about me. Only one of my nipples gets hard. Feels good when you touch it. Interesting. Like the other nipple. If if a guy's like touching it, I'm like, this does nothing for me. But the other nipple, I'm like, yes, thank you.

yeah like i don't i feel like i don't have sensitivity it's like i got a fake boob job and like when i was born because like i don't nothing really like gets me going you got a reverse boob job when you yeah i got a boob reduction um yeah i don't know it's just like not a thing i worry about there are certain things that you buy every single summer sandals sunscreen snacks

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Terms and conditions apply. Last question. My boyfriend cried because I said Justin Bieber is hot. Should I dump him? Yes. Yes. Yes. Hannah didn't even have to finish that. Dump him immediately. That's a level of sensitivity that makes me so highly uncomfortable. Yeah, you got the heebie-jeebies. No, I just got the from her relationship. My God.

Oh my God. So I have so many follow-up questions. Like I don't, I don't get rid of them. He's, I want to know like the depth of like what triggered it, what the trauma is. Like, did someone else leave him for Justin Bieber's like, or did he have a breakup song of Justin Bieber that reminded him of someone? Like, I don't know. Maybe there's more to the story. Cause this seems truly. I had a boyfriend one time. We were sitting on a dinner date and, um,

Justin Timberlake was at the same restaurant that we were at. And I freaked out. I was like, oh my God, Justin Timberlake is sitting next to us. With Jessica Biel. What was I supposed to do? My boyfriend got so fucking mad at me for getting excited to see him and saying that he was hot and said it was disrespectful to him. And I said, why? And he said, because like...

You could possibly hook up with him one day. And I was like, he's sitting at dinner with his wife. He's just in Timberlake. And like, what the fuck are you talking about? That was also jail guy. Go back to jail. No, I was just like, what is going on? That's like an insecurity on there. That's something too deep. They need to work that out with their therapist. You'll never be able to help with that. Yeah, you won't be able to help with that. And no, I can't.

Also, you know how I feel when like men cry, which it's fine. They should be able to let their emotions out. But when it's things like that, I'm like, stop. Also, how do you get out of that? You go, just kidding. He's not hot. And then what? You're a liar. But also, I low key get it. Like, what if he looks very different than Justin Timberlake? I mean, Justin Bieber. And he. OK, let's reverse it. Let's reverse it. Yeah. Like if someone tells me like, oh, my celebrity crush is Pam Anderson. I'm like.

But I'm still, I would never cry. I'd be like, oh, then maybe like, I didn't see that for you. No, like if my boyfriend says, oh my God, my celebrity crush is Margot Robbie. I'm like, I get it. But also shut the fuck up. Like I'm not crying about it. I told you that when Jennifer Lopez walked out during the inauguration, that Des audibly went, damn.

And I was like, excuse me. And he was like, oh, my God, I didn't. Did I make a noise? And I was like, are you kidding me? And he was like, she looks good. She looks good. The girl looks good. I have credit where credit's due. And I didn't know situation. Are you crying? No, but also earlier that day, I had sent him like a funny photo. Yeah, me and he was he was like, oh, so that's why I was a little sensitive that day. I was like, you almost puked when you saw a photo of me, but you saw her and you like couldn't help yourself.

Maybe that's why I have problems with JLo and Bennifer. Look at us. We're just like unpacking our trauma. Look at us. Also, know how like you think people are hot all the time? Yeah. They're allowed to think people are hot all the time, but it doesn't mean that they're going to have an emotional connection like you guys do. It's also Justin Bieber. Like tell your boyfriend you're never meeting him. Like you're up with him. It's not a big deal. I can't. I can't. But even if you're like you're allowed to think other people are hot.

Like, I thought the barista was hot yesterday who was serving me coffee. I could probably fuck him if I wanted to, but it's not a big deal. Just because you are in a relationship does not mean you are dead. And all of your senses have just, like, gone away. If anything, if I see, like, a hot girl, I think...

Wow, that's a really hot girl. I wonder if my boyfriend thinks she's hot. Do you think that girl's hot? And then we talk about it. In no situation do I think he's going to go sleep with her. I wonder if he would get as upset if she was like, I think Justin Bieber has a great personality. I think I would get upset.

Yeah. Like if a guy. I think about Des if he says like another female comic's really funny. I'll be like. No. Like I would get upset if he said like, oh, I like that girl's like vibe. Like she's just cool. I'd get way more upset. He said that to me about other. Like he'll be like, oh, I really like this female comic. Her energy's insane. She's crushing. And in my head I'll be like. No, I don't like that. Do I have like energy like that? Yeah. No, I don't like that.

I rather him think like she's just like a hot girl than like like her as a person. So this is where it's wrong. With comedy, stand-up comedy, it's fine because all you do all day is comics is be like, oh, I like this comedian. This comic was really good. Yeah. He just like met a girl and was like, she has a great personality. I'd be like, go marry her then. Yeah, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Like imagine if your boyfriend was like, hey, I met so-and-so. She has just like a really magical like lights up a room. Oh, her energy is like if a guy said a girl's energy was amazing. No, I would. I would. That's cheating. That's cheating. That's cheating. You just cheated on me. What if Craig was like, I really like this girl's Instagram aesthetic?

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