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I just had no like social awareness. I look a little scary. I love this has been the craziest weekend ever hello and welcome back to another episode of hot mess with Alex Earl and
We are getting in the yeehaw spirit today. We are in Aspen, Colorado. And we're going to be going a little bit backwards for this episode because we have already lived the four days here in Aspen. We've gone out every night and I've logged it all for you guys. But I'm also going to sit here and recap all the memories because we've
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Been on Hot Mess before, I think two times. The last time you guys saw her was around my birthday. And then my best friend Sally, who she like moved to Aspen after college. She's been here for like a few months. She's going to be here, I think, six months total. And she got a job here. So she's been living here. And then Braxton also came along for this weekend.
And I'll say this is a fun group. Like everyone in this group has just fun energy about them. Everyone's positive and we just all like to go out and have a good time. And I've only ever been to Aspen once before. It's like very, I don't know, it's very bougie here. And I went once a few years ago. I went with this guy and it honestly ended up terribly because it was
It was the summertime and I was single and this guy was like, hey, do you want to come to Aspen with me? So I was like, sure. Like, why not? Free trip to Aspen. And we get to Aspen. I don't really know this guy that well. He also like just wasn't that nice in general. And then while we were on that trip, my grandpa died. It was...
So horrible because I was so distraught and upset but I also like didn't know this guy and like imagine how awkward that is like I was stuck with this guy who I don't know at all like that's the last person you want to be around when something like this happens and.
And I remember I was just like walking around town alone like crying. It was so sad and horrible. So that was the last time I came to Aspen. So this time is definitely better and I cannot wait to share it all with you guys. We're back from going out and I'm literally a genius because I look to the left and I see empanadas and I go, wait, is it Miami? Oh, that's perfect. I go, wait, is it Miami? Because I've never seen...
- Empanadas anywhere else? - Beefed chicken. - I love empanadas. - You wanna tell them why we just laid in the street? - So we were just coming back from the bar and Braxton's like, "Oh, it's so desolate here, why don't we lay in the street?" So we just laid in the middle of the road. - And we laid in the road for 45 seconds. - And did you make 'em? - Mm-hmm. - You're making a mess. - Me, huh? Look at our sides right now.
I hate to break it to you, but you're gonna have to clean your mess up. It's time to go to bed. Yeah, for sure.
Good morning Aspen. I have a meeting right now. And then I think we're gonna get coffees and IVs. Braxton's gonna go get coffees. Maybe he'll bring the camera with him. Yeah. Okay. You vlog. Hi guys. The empanadas from last night. So I made a little mess with my empanadas last night. So we're just gonna put my laptop on this side. We're gonna take our meeting over here.
They look pretty for a meeting. Oh no, my laptop's dead. Gorgeous. Good morning, Aspen. Is it a proud vlog? Yeah, it is. You want to say hey? Yeah! They have caviar in the coffee shop. So we got three shots of espresso with light milk and then a chocolate croissant.
Big vein energy. We just got ready for the day. Sal Dog's here. Hey! And we're gonna do some walking around and shopping. Stop number one. I got a bag and I got some sunglasses. It was just, it was cool, it was vintage and I was like we're in Aspen so I guess we have to do some damage shopping and we're on to the next store. Alright, we're trying on sunglasses again.
I'm just craving sunglasses. I think these would be really good for Ultra. The Rave Music Festival. Give us a side profile. Is it giving me great heart? Yeah, completely. It's a sign. It's a sign. This is really cool. Wow. Wow.
everything is a sign roxen loves the top so much he thinks he might get a matching skirt to go with it yes mermaid dinosaur on the way to get some more coffee oh it comes right up and oh thank you
For those who don't know, Sally has been living in Aspen for a few months now. She just moved here. And Ashton is on the way to meet Sally where she's staying. So I'm so excited because I haven't seen Ashton since Christmas? Yeah, I guess Christmas. So I haven't seen her in like two or three months and I miss her and she's perfect.
So I can't wait that I she's also joining this squad for this trip I think we're the most three fun people to go out with so true and Braxton for wait We're talking about nails and you know, there's like a part used to get like a party now like on this finger. Yeah Oh my god, it's Braxton. Oh, thanks guys. Oh
Stay tuned for Ashton's arrival. Ashton's here, she's here! Now Ashton and Sally are roommates. Hey! Look at this view. I would die waking up to this every day. Wow. Why is it warm out? Why is it the same temperature as Miami? I'm convinced.
Because look, I have no coat on and I'm ready to go. That's Highlands, that's where we'll be on Sunday. So these are aspen trees. And they have white powder on them. Oh my god, if you fall off the cliff...
No way! Wait, five? That does nothing. So we didn't really ski much, but we skied a little bit and that was only really to get to this club called Cloud 9. And this place is the most insane place I've ever been in my entire life. The last time I went skiing, I...
Was face planting off of the ski lift and I just the ski lifts really scare me They give me a lot of anxiety. I'm like you're hanging by this little thread and
I was, I think in my senior year or junior year of high school was the last time that I skied. I was with my boyfriend at the time and his family. We were all getting off the ski lift chair together and I was just a little nervous to get off. So I didn't get off and it just swung back around and like everyone else got off like normal people like you're supposed to and I just stayed on the ski lift and
And the guy who was like running the ski lift stopped it because he was like, you can't stay on. I was like, I'll just go back down the mountain. And at this point I was like dangling up in the air and I was like pretty high up. And he was like, yeah, you're going to have to jump down. And I was in front of my boyfriend and his whole family. And I was like, there's no way right now that you're telling me I have to jump down and plummet into the snow.
And basically, I guess there was no other option and I was so embarrassed, but I had to take my skis off I'm also like shaking and anxious at this point and I had to jump down from the ski lift and it was not cute like it was me going face first into the snow and That was the last time I think I was on a ski lift. Um, so it's been a while and
I just, I wasn't really ready to tackle those again. But I want you guys to come say hi to Ashton.
Ashtini, get over here. Look who's here. Everyone's favorite sister. So the last time we saw Ashton, she had just got back from abroad and that's when she was crying because she didn't want to be back in America. And she was like depressed and she's like, I don't want to go back to school. Ashton goes to Tulane for anyone who doesn't know, but I'm sure most of you know. And
You're liking it now, right? You're fine back in America. Yeah, I actually like forgot I like to school so I'm having a good time. Yeah, I'm happy to be back. I'm jealous of you that you're still in college and she just moved into a house that has how many girls? There's five of us. It's so fun. And she's living there this year, next year and like I, I mean you guys know I'm never gonna let it go but I really want to go back to college and live in Casa Amor again and
So I'm really jealous of you. You can come stay with me. I want to. Ashton will be back soon because you're going to come back to Miami for Music Week. So Ultra weekend. We're going to be raving all weekend and I'm excited to be naked and dance around. I can't wait. It's like Mardi Gras. But you've never been to Ultra before. No, I haven't. So we're corrupting her. Her first Ultra experience. But most importantly, Aspen...
Aspen. We're like about to leave to get out of here because this has been the craziest weekend ever. This has been the longest weekend of my life. I know. Like I feel like we've been here for years. I know. So we went this weekend to this Palm Tree Music Festival. So it's literally right down the street from us. It's
outside and everyone's wearing like ski clothes and they had the first night it was Labyrinth and David Guetta. The second night was Chainsmokers and Kygo. The second night was insane but we had gone both nights. It was an experience. So many fun characters. Like there's just so many...
Yeah, so many characters this weekend. And so the first night that we went there, we were having a lot of fun. I was freezing. It was cold. It was really cold. And especially because you're holding your drink the whole time. Like my hands were completely numb. And Braxton had to run back to the hotel like halfway through the concert and get my gloves because I literally couldn't feel anything. Oh, we went backstage this night.
And we were having so much fun. We were being like menaces dancing around. We were like such little dorks. We were like hugging and dancing. Because it was so great. And the music is so good. We're back in the hotel room. Oh my God. I can't take myself seriously with this. And we're going to start getting ready in like 30 minutes for the festival night one.
I don't know how it got very cold outside. Like before I was like, "Oh, it's so warm." Now it's very cold. I don't know how we're gonna party.
Outside in the cold all night, so we're gonna have to wear a lot of layers But I will see you guys in a few minutes when we start getting ready. Here's everyone's ready Sally's got fur and heels on I'm not sure how comfortable you're gonna be tonight But I think I'm gonna wear heels tomorrow. So you let me know Ashton So cute So we have a big
Burr on the head from Sally and then I have a big sparkly coat. Oh, yeah platform boots. Mm-hmm. And we're ready to go. Yay! Festival night one! And then we went to this restaurant, the upstairs, they like rented out for this type of party.
It was bad because I... It was so much fun. But it was bad the next morning because in the moment, I just had no social awareness. We were all dancing like actually lunatics. And then...
Braxton took a video of me dancing and the next morning it's like the lights are on like yeah people were sitting down at tables at the restaurant and we were literally like break dancing and I was having the best time ever and there was like all like randomly like all these famous people there and they're probably like what are those girls doing in the corner over there no they loved it they loved it but I had a lot of fun and then we went to another bar but then we went to go get pizza and
The pizza. We had to wait in line like two hours for pizza. We have a vlog of the pizza that we're going to play for you guys. We actually waited for two hours for... It was an insanity because it was the only spot open here. Yeah, because you sold out the empanadas. No. So Aspen's like a really small town, which is fun. It feels like a college campus. You can kind of walk everywhere. But...
There's like not a lot of Ubers, not a lot of food late night. So we had limited options and we were desperate and we waited for the pizza. We're in line to get pizza right now. A staircase. This is apparently a full... We're actually in line to get into the most exclusive club in Aspen. Yeah, to get a slice of pizza. I've never seen anything like this, but I'm so excited to get up here and get a slice of pizza. I mean...
Look at it, even down, we're like halfway up here I'm so excited I'm just hungry and I want some fucking pizza We've literally been waiting in this line for like 30 minutes and all I want is a slice of pizza And we're so excited Luckily I have purse I have purse I have two I want my pizza, bitch! When they buy me some I want my pizza!
This is the most exclusive party in Austin for pizza. - Wait guys, this is nuts. - No, I'm sorry, but no. - One thing about Braxton is he's gonna get a pot. - We're gonna get a pot. - Wait, when's your daddy gonna get a pot for us?
Wait show them we accidentally have been speaking this bottle around everywhere
- We've had this whole handle. We should take a shot right now. - Let's do it. Let's get in. - Oh my god, wait, this is cool up here. Ooh, we made it.
One thing about BB is he will be ordering the pizzas. Roxanne doesn't need to work out tomorrow because he's lifting. No way! Thank you. Yeah, I'm lifting this. Give her a hand. Give her a hand. Thank you so much.
Oh my god, I've never seen something so great. - Ashton, do you know the deal that we had? - What? - This is a lot of cheese. - Oh, I remember it, but that was like so long ago. I thought she was over it.
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I'm ready to get rubbed down. That massage was actually so life-changing like she was getting me good. I was literally like I was levitating. You need to step up your massage game because she showed me a whole other world. Oh really?
Pinching muscles like in my chest. It was insane, but Ashton and Sally are coming over We just got some coffee and we're gonna get ready for the day We're gonna go make these cowboy hats at this place called Kimo Sabe get ready with me for the day in Aspen
So we are going to have ourselves a little day and we are going to go make custom cowboy hats, which is a big thing here. It's like very Western vibe and everyone's been wearing them around all weekend and they have this place called Kimo Sabe and basically you get to make a custom hat. Like you pick the color, the shape,
They have like ties you can add to it. They cause they can burn it and I have made one of these hats before in Wyoming like this time last year actually and it was such a fun experience So we're all gonna go get some hats today. I don't want to do too much makeup But I don't know what is happening here, but my face is so red like it's
It's, I don't know. My skin's drying up or the altitude. I just keep blaming everything on the altitude. I'm like, oh, I don't feel good at altitude. I'm hungry. The altitude. I want to get something on my hat, like something custom to remember this trip. I don't know if that's like all of our initials or the date or I don't know, but we're going to see what they can do in there.
Last night we had the time of our lives so it was night one of the festival and
It was actually just like so insane. Somehow we ended up at like the table that was backstage and just watching the whole crowd and everyone was in like snowsuits, snow gloves, ski goggles. It was such a fun vibe. I was freezing. And the problem is tonight my outfit is not even as warm as it was last night but we literally were there for like an hour and then there was a break in between Labyrinth and David Guetta and Braxton
came back to the hotel and got me my gloves because I couldn't feel my fingers because especially when I was like holding my drink, I just like my hands were numb. And then afterwards we went to Casa Tua, which is a restaurant, but they have like an upstairs part, which they basically I think they had it rented out for like a party. And we were having so much fun. I was being the definition of dance like nobody's watching.
Braxton took a few videos of me dancing and I maybe should have stopped dancing a little bit. It was a little scary, but I was having the time of my life and that's all that matters. We were all being delusional last night. We couldn't stop saying, what is it? Like one thing about us. We were saying that the whole entire night and I don't know. We were having fun, but everyone else was probably like, those girls are very annoying.
I can't decide if I want to do mascara or not. I really don't want to. I don't know why mascara always is like a struggle for me. I never want to do it. But then after we were at this restaurant party thing, we went to another club bar place and I mean at this point I was dripping in sweat dying because I had this huge like fluff ball on my head and then
It was so hot. Like they really blast the heat here, which I guess makes sense because it's freezing outside. But I was dying in like a full blown sweatsuit, ski gear. And we were like, oh, okay. Like let's just, we kept saying, we're like, let's go back to the room and let's eat food and talk shit. That was like what we really wanted to do. And we wanted to get empanadas before we left, but the empanada stand was sold out.
So we waited like an hour and a half to get this pizza and honestly the pizza it wasn't that great but I enjoyed it Braxton's here How we doing? Braxton how was your massage? It was good, it was really good I'm glad we did it Excuse me Goose and tight Should I wear mascara now? No
Really? You're gonna have sunglasses on. It's daytime. And you'll put it on for a time. But what about in the hat place? You look good with them. What are you wearing? I think I'll wear mascara. Why ask? I don't know. But tonight, the festival is going to be even better because it's...
the chain smokers and then kygo right that's his play tonight and apparently a lot more people are going tonight so i'm excited i don't know what to do though because my outfit is not i'm gonna be freezing oh my gosh and so last night sally wore heels to the festival which wasn't a smart idea but i think i may be wearing heels tonight so i can't really judge her and
We're walking into the festival and they're like, "Be careful, there's a little step here." And Sally actually wipes out like each shit like you've never seen before. And then we were going to the bathrooms and the bathrooms were in this like trailer porta potty situation and Ashton had on moon boots which are just like very big and clunky.
and we're leaving, she had a drink in her hand, her purse, and she just slipped down the stairs, ate shit, like it was one of those falls that was so loud and like it looked like she got really hurt but she didn't and everyone like came over and was like, "Are you okay? Are you okay?" 'Cause they thought she like cracked her skull open but she was fine, it was just funny. I have this picture from after she fell, her purse is on the ground, Sally's like hugging her and oh my God.
So then they kept saying, "Alex, you're next. You're due to fall." And I haven't yet, so if I'm wearing heels tonight, I'll probably be on the flow. Just some light mascara. 'Cause I don't really wanna be, like yesterday I refused to take my sunglasses off 'cause I was like, I think I look a little scary. So I wanna be able to take 'em off today. I'm gonna do some setting spray and freckles and I will be done. I actually can do my makeup really fast.
I feel like everyone always thinks it takes so long but like I actually do my makeup in ten minutes and like my full Going out makeup. I'm addicted to these freckles Panda headband off. I guess my hair it's okay if it looks a little crazy because we're gonna go get hats And we're ready to go. I will know or not. I need to get on an outfit We are dressed for the day now this was my
quick transition outfit. So we've a turtleneck, we have a black leather skirt, and then these boots are from the Vintage T. It's my friend from college, her like vintage shop. She sources the best stuff and these are vintage Gucci and she saw these and was like, you need to wear these to Aspen. So we have these on today and we're going to go make some cowboy hats. Let's go.
We've made these hats at Kimo Sabe. Basically, it's this hat store where you go in, you pick like the color, the shape, and that's my hat that I made. And they basically robbed us because every little thing you add onto the hat. So like, they're just like, oh, okay, here's your hat. And then you can put ribbon on it. You could put little charms. You could get it branded. Like the back of my hat says Big Al. Wait, let me show you guys. Can you see it in the camera? I think.
Like, more like, yeah. Anyways, can you see the big owl in my hat? You know, you keep adding on all these little things and like, oh, you do this and this. Me and Ashton got little matching cards that have aces on them. And we go to check out. I mean, like they really robbed us. Well, you also didn't ask how much anything was as you added it to your hat. I didn't know anything.
how much each little thing would be. So like the base of the hat is like a few hundred dollars, which is already expensive. And then each thing you add on is like so expensive. So yeah. So now I'm going to be wearing this hat every day until I die because I have to get some use out of it. And everyone here wears these hats. Like it's a Western vibe. And after we made these hats, we ran into this girl on the street.
I think she like, well, she like went up to Braxton or something. And then she was like, oh, like, I like your guys Aspen costumes. I knew Alex was going to be so enraged by that. I was like, I just spent my life savings on this hat. So actually it is the best costume ever. That was funny. But yeah, so we were like,
We were laughing at that. That's the thing about some people here, but not like here. I love it here. I just think in like rich, wealthy places, like rich, snobby people, like you're just the worst. It's just like snobby people in general. Like I can't. If there's one thing I can't stand in life, it's like the rich, snobby people. Like why can't you just be rich and nice? Yeah.
Why do you have to be rich and a bitch? And they're always just like, oh, is your house here? How much is that? Or like, yeah, I have like one of my 45 like Birkin bags that I couldn't decide to wear tonight. So I just had to always go out. I'm just like, can you zip it? And you're cheap for a coat. Yeah.
Wait, what? The guy who was like, oh, you're... Oh. Oh, my God. The first night that we went out, Ashton wasn't here this night, but we're at the club, and I had on this huge cheetah print coat. It was 1,000 degrees in this club, so everyone had their...
on, like, the side of this table. And this guy comes up and he's like, hey, can you grab my coats? Like, they're over there. So I was like, okay. So I go and I pick up my coats because my coats were on top of his coats. And I, like, picked up my coat and I look at him to see, like, if that's his under there. And I think he thought I was looking at him as if I was showing him, like, my coat. And he goes, no, mine are much nicer than those. And was, like, laughing. And I was like, okay.
Um...
And in the moment, I was, like, embarrassed. And I was like, oh, and, like, whatever. And I gave him his coat. And then he left. And I was like, I wish I really poured my drink on his head. Because that was, I used to do that a lot. I don't do that anymore. That's crazy. That's, like, crazy. That's a crazy thing to do to someone. Like, just dump your drink on someone. Really? Because one time. Like, imagine getting a drink dumped on your head. Well, some people deserve it. One time I was out at a bar and, or a club, and this guy, actually, Sally knows him.
And he was just giving me so much shit over and over and over and over again. And I was like, I've had enough vodka soda on his head. And it really shuts them right up. Yeah. But anywho, I didn't do it because I'm not crazy anymore. Totally. But wait, wait, wait. The moral of this whole entire story is that Saturday night I had a mental breakdown. I was nuts. Like I was the craziest I think I've ever been in my entire life. And I think I scared off
Braxton, he's not even here anymore. He left. He doesn't want to date me anymore. I was honestly kind of scared. So... And I've seen it all. So Saturday night, basically, okay? It's because we had a long night. We started going out at 6 p.m. We're having fun. We're at the festival again. Great time.
Then after the festival, we were like, you know what we should do? We should go to a saloon because Sally was like, I love this saloon. Like we're going. One thing about Sally is she's taking us to a saloon and we go in there. Sally, there was literally a line and Sally just like cuts in front of everyone. And she had like sunglasses on and like her fur coat. And she just kind of looked like,
I think she just looked like she knew what she was doing and she got us in. She did know what she was doing. Sally's a Vanessa. We're at the saloon and that's where things went downhill for me because I was having too much fun. Like I was...
I was having too much fun. That was the best bar I've ever been to in my entire life. No, it was perfect. Like this saloon was actually perfect. It was underground. It was like a cabin. It was literally perfect in there. We went to the bar though. And like, this is just an example, but we go to the bar and there's someone's like,
corona sitting there and like while i'm ordering a drink i just pick up their drink and start drinking it and braxton's like alex that's not yours and i was like i'm just having a sip like i don't know what got into me this night no you were so funny remember braxton trying to put your coat on you and you were like smacking against the wall so then this is where it gets even worse
We go from a saloon to probably the most insane house, mansion, resort. I don't even know what you would call it that I've ever been to in my life. It was crazy. So we're in this Uber and we're going up the mountain. And like, we're literally at like the top of the mountain. Like we're overlooking all of Aspen. You look down, you just see like lights and houses. And like, this is one of those big ass houses in the mountains. And...
We go upstairs and it's like a bar. There's a dance floor, a DJ booth, a couch, expensive furniture. A huge balcony. Yeah, huge balcony. With the best view I've ever seen in my entire life. They're serving us pizza on this like little platter. And it was so good. Again, there was like so many cool people there and I was just like making a fool of myself. And...
The best was Braxton with all of our codes. Oh my god, with the pizza in his mouth. We were there for, I don't know how long. I feel like it wasn't that long. Really? Because you were like, I'm hungry, I want to get pizza. And I was like,
they just you just had a slice of pizza five minutes ago so we were having a great time at this party and all of a sudden i like hit a wall and like when i get really tired my eyes like water and cry do yours do that no because when i'm tired like i'll just be sitting in bed and braxton's like why are you crying and i'm like i'm just tired like water just starts streaming from my eyes so at this party and i start crying because i'm so tired
but not actually crying just water and then i sit down on the couch my hair tie snaps and like i have this big like floof on the top of my head i was like it's time to wrap it up like it's time to go and now because it's 1 30 in the morning ish something like that and think we've been going out since 6 p.m so think about all these hours that led to me being this crazy
We couldn't get any ride, and the only thing we could get was, like, this taxi service. Oh, my God. So, this is where things get really dark. So... Well, this is also when Alex gets really manic. So, we're going down the mountain, right? I'm still frustrated about this. We're going... No, you can't be, because you said it in the dumbest way possible. Okay, I did. But continue, continue. We're going down the mountain, right? And I'm looking out the window, and on the side of the mountain, this is...
wall of like murals so there was like all this colorful stuff there was these bears like like a mural mural mural mural mural and we get down to the bottom of the mountain and I'm like wow like because there was bears that were on the side of the mountain they looked like the Grateful Dead bears and I was like oh I'm like did you guys see like the dancing bears on the mountain and everyone's like what no she goes guys
I saw colorful people on the mountains. They were dancing. And we're all like, Alex, no. But that's what I meant is they were painted, but I just didn't say the painting part. So then we all get in like a little bit of an argument. Three against one. Because I'm like, guys, there was dancing people on the mountain. I just wasn't saying like,
painted dancing people. No, she was like, I saw them dancing. Like all this stuff where like, Alex, I think you might be going insane. And I was like, no, but I promise there's dancing people on the mountain. And it was driving me crazy because you know, when like, you know that you're right in your head. Like I knew what I was talking about, but no one else would believe me. And I was like, okay, fine. Let's just turn around the taxi. Let's take a drive back up the mountain so I can show you that there's dancing people on the mountain.
and um the taxi didn't want to like turn around um and then well i'm getting in a fight with all of them this is like for 30 minutes i'm like guys there's dancing people there's like no they're not i'm like crying i'm like please believe me please believe me and then because we pulled up to where the taxi was dropping us off and he like stopped he's like okay like you're here like someone pay me and i was like okay and he's like
No, no, no, no. Wait, I have something to add. Before, right before we pull up to the end of this car, Ashton goes, wait, this? And she pulls up the video. She has a video of all the murals on the mountain. And I go, are you joking me? That's what I've been talking about for the past 30 minutes. Alex, that happened after we got out of the car because he kicked us out. Oh, okay.
Well, anywho. Anywho. So he gets to our location and... And I was like, hi, sir. Like, could we please purchase another ride and go back up the mountain and then come back to this spot? Like, that's what I was just asking. It was a taxi. Like, you can, like, pay. Like, it's a fare, you know. It's fine. But he was like, no, like...
get the f out of my car well he's had enough because he heard me talking about dancing people on the mountain for 30 minutes he's probably she's been screaming yeah he was like get out of my car and he was like get the fuck out and i was like fine and i like grabbed my coat and i get out no you didn't grab your coat because then he goes his famous line well what who had my coat i had my coat in my hand yes but you didn't get out yes i did i didn't hear this line
No, because he said that and then I was like, okay, get out. Oh, okay. Well, I know. I was like, get out. It was a little splotchy for me. I think we'll explain it. No. So anyway, she was like, please take us back up the mountain. He was like, no, like, no, like find another cab, like get out of my car. And Alex was like, he was like,
If I don't grab you by the hair and slam your head against the wall. And then I was like, okay, everyone get out of the car. Yeah. That was really scary. So the taxi driver basically told me he was going to take me by the hair and smash my head against the window. And then Braxton came up. So then we're all out of the car at this point. That was scary. And we just see Braxton like leaning over in the seat because he's now yelling at him. And we're all like, Braxton, get out of the car. Braxton, he's going to hit you.
Because we're like, what if this man just like kills Braxton? So then I'm on the side of the road and then Ashton pulls out this freaking video of the murals, which is what I was talking about the whole time. Yes, because it's my fault. And I'm sitting on the side of the road, like crouched down and I'm like, come on. That's what I was talking about. Like, whatever. Freaking out. A police pulls up.
He turns to me and he was like, are you okay? And I was like, I was like, yeah, she's fine. And then that's when it hit me. I was like, I need to go home that I was like, I don't know what's happening right now, but like, we all need to go home. We need to wrap it up. We were outside of the saloon.
Oh, we were? Yes. We taxied to the saloon. Oh. Because Braxton missed the saloon. Well, we didn't go in. And then, like, the bouncers kept coming over and being like, is she okay? Because you were, like, crying because no one believed you. Because no one believed me. And the whole time, she had a video on her phone of what I was talking about. Alex, we all have videos on our phone of that.
And you just didn't specify at all. I didn't say painted, but what else would dancing people on the mountain be? Well, if you're trying so hard to convince us, you could have just said they were painted on the wall. Okay, well, a few tequila sodas, okay? Okay. So that was Saturday night. And then I was like, you know what? We can never do that again. Sunday. It was a rough morning.
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Basically, my Uber driver told me that he was going to take me by the hair and smash my head against the wall. So that was good. We went to, I think, the craziest house last night that I've ever seen in my entire life. This house was in the mountains. We were overlooking all of the city. It was insanity. Like, it was beautiful. Just big glass windows. That was, like, I think the craziest party I've ever been to.
Just in terms of like how fancy it was or felt. They were serving us pizza on a platter. I'm gonna eat this food and I'll be right back. We're off to go skiing, but we're really just skiing up to the club and
We have lunch up there and then we spray champagne everywhere. So I'm gonna take you guys with us and I'm probably gonna eat shit because I can't even walk in these ski boots. We decided to save Cloud 9, which is basically this restaurant that turns into like a club on top of the mountain. We decided to save that for Sunday. You have lunch and then there's a countdown, right? Everyone gets champagne. You have like a gun for the champagne and...
There's like 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. And it turns into a club. They're blasting music and everyone sprays champagne on everyone. ♪♪
I've seen stuff of this place, but like experiencing it was just... It was insane. Like I had to put my ski goggles on because you get champagne in your eyes. You have to wear ski goggles, otherwise you won't be able to see. I couldn't even see with them on. Yeah, everyone's standing on the chairs. And you take your clothes off because everything gets soaked. Like my whole ski outfit was drenched and soaked. You do this for like an hour and a half. You just spray champagne on each other. It's such a waste, but very fun. It was so much fun.
And so now everyone, like my hair soaking wet, like there isn't anything in my
this restaurant that isn't like sopping wet the ceilings like sopping wet and after the hour and a half's over they're like okay everyone get out everyone puts on their drenching wet champagne ski clothes and skis down the mountain well that's the deal it's ski in ski out but like that i don't know how that's not illegal like you're having people drink champagne for two hours like crazy manic people and then they're gonna ski down the mountain like that seems so dangerous and
Hence, we did not ski down the mountain because Braxton doesn't want to like ski or snowboard or whatever because he like can't get injured because of football. So Braxton's daddy figured it out like he always does. And he got us onto this snowcat. So this big machine truck and
And we went down the mountain with... It takes, like, the drunk people that can't ski. And then it was, like, us. Like, the liabilities. Yeah, yeah. And we, like, get down to the bottom of the mountain. And it's, like, a huge truck that goes down the mountain. It took, like, 40 minutes. Yeah, it's also, like...
a huge mountain yeah and we were freezing my hands were numb and all the skiers are at the like lodge at the bottom and you just like you know that it's like the drunk cart it like brings all the drunk people down from cloud nine and like we're getting off and everyone's taking like videos and like looking and laughing and i'm like this is like the walk of shame times 10 like we're on like the drunk cart coming down from the mountain and it's like 4 p.m but but it was the best time ever
And then we went to dinner last night. We were literally so full because we kept eating food. Like we were about a bust. So now it's time to get out. It's time to go back to Miami.
What a weekend. What a weekend. And I hope you guys are enjoying watching these vlogs that we're inserting in here because this was the best time ever. And I'm happy that I brought my vlog camera and can bring you guys along so you guys can actually understand what I'm talking about a little bit when I'm telling these stories. But it's time for us to go back to Miami. Earl girls, I love you.
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