We Got Kicked Out of the Club (ft. Jake Puss)
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Quarter pounder with cheese and bacon. No, no, no, no, no. That's not real. It's not actually real. This is the craziest place I've ever been in my life. Taco Bell over here. Nothing like a hungover meeting on a Saturday morning. They're excited. I have food for you.

Hey guys, welcome back to another episode of Hot Mess with Alex Earle. This week we are in LA, Los Angeles, California. We're spending the weekend here and there's a lot going on, so I figured I would bring you guys with me. 🎵

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I have been reading your guys' messages and comments from the Vegas episode, which was last week's episode, and you guys seem to love the vlog style content. So I was like, okay, we'll keep it up for now. And I'm basically gonna take you guys through this weekend with me in LA. Tonight, we're gonna be going out with Jake Puss, who's Octopus Lover, who's aka one of my best friends, and I love him so much. He lives here in LA, and you guys have probably seen him on TikTok before, but he's a really

He has his girlfriend group here in LA and they're his college friends and it's like similar I feel like to my friend group just all my college besties and I have always wanted to meet them. I've been dying to meet them He said that I'm gonna get along with them really well So we're gonna go out with them tonight and he's gonna show me out in LA what it's like going out in LA and then We're also going to the People's Choice Awards this weekend, which is gonna be insane and

So we went to the Grammys last time, but this time we're going to the People's Choice Awards and I'm really excited for it. I don't really know what to expect. I have a fitting tomorrow for all of my outfits, which I'm going to take you guys with me. You guys will see the options, what a fitting looks like. And then I have a meeting tomorrow. And then after that, we're going to be hanging out with Jake. Then People's Choice Awards. Patrick Ta is doing my makeup for the People's Choice Awards. And if you know anything about

about me and what I post. I love him so much. Like he is literally an angel on earth. So I'm excited that you guys will kind of get to meet him and see what it's like when he's doing my makeup because we honestly have the best time ever. Don't forget to subscribe to this podcast, follow, like it, whatever platform you're watching it on means the world to me. I love you so much. And if you're listening to this podcast right now, I think you may want to wait until you can watch this because I think this is going to be another really fun

vlog style episode and I mean, we're gonna have a sit down with Jake if you can't watch it so you can fast forward to that part but I think this is gonna be a really fun one to watch again. And it's funny because before this year, I've only been to LA, I think twice ever. Like my first time was my sophomore year in college, my fall break.

This was literally 2020, so it was COVID. And I was like, you know what? I really want to spend my fall break going to LA. So my friend Ava and I bought tickets, went to LA, and we stayed at this place. I have no idea. It was like a shelter type of place. It was literally so run down. There was no one in there. The elevator had stickers on the wall that were fake elevator buttons. We were just trying to go the cheapest way possible. We could go to LA because I...

was just fascinated was like, what's Hollywood? And like the first thing we did, oh my God, I'm such a tourist. The first thing we did was we went to the Hollywood stars and like, we were like taking pictures of our feet with all the stars. And I mean, I was having a great time. I loved it. I loved every moment of it. And, um,

I was just so excited that I could like go out to dinner and possibly see someone who was like famous. Like I was actually like a creeper and a stalker. So embarrassing. But we're back. And I honestly have really been liking L.A. because I always thought that I didn't really like it or I had this like connotation about it that like everyone here was fake and annoying. But it's so beautiful.

beautiful here. I'm like looking outside to these palm trees right now. I like the palm trees here, how they're tall and skinny. The ones in Miami are like a little short and they have BBLs. And I don't know, I've been having a good time in LA. I feel like I've been hanging out with Jake and I think that's a big thing for me. Like wherever I go, I just need to have like a solid group of people and then I can have a good time. So we were just in LA yesterday.

what was that, two weeks ago for the Grammys, and now we're back this weekend. And I'm excited because before it was like 24 hours in and out, and now we have a whole weekend rendezvous. I cannot wait. We're gonna do some LA nightlife. Like, what is the nightlife like in LA? I know what Miami nightlife is like. You guys know from me telling you about it a million and ten times. But I don't really know what it's like to go out here. I don't really think I've been

been out here like maybe a few times but I don't know I feel like it's been more so for like events or something but like I just want to like go out to dinner here see what the vibes are I want to go to the clubs maybe we'll do some house parties I hear that's a thing here and I'm excited.

Jake is gonna be my tour guide for this weekend. So we're starting off the night. He said he's gonna take me out to dinner. So I'm going to get ready. I'm gonna do my hair and makeup so I don't look like this. And we're gonna go out to dinner. We're gonna have some food and some spicy margaritas. Cheers!

Drink number one of the night. God help us. We're doing some skinny spicy margaritas with a tahini room at SVB because we're being fancy bitches. And I never do tequila, but I'm doing it in honor of Alex. All right, here we go. What are you doing? Oh. One tap.

Good morning everybody! Woohoo! We have our Taco Bell over here. We had a late night last night and I don't want to get up right now, but we have things to do. We have a fitting for the People's Choice Awards.

This is like my 12th water this morning. I like got back and I FaceTimed Braxton last night and I was sitting here like sitting on the bed eating the Taco Bell and I had my phone propped up over here and I went through a whole steak quesadilla, a cheesy gordita crunch and kind of almost the chalupa but that's why.

It's all over the bed because I was sitting eating here. We are doing a fitting right now for the People's Choice Awards and it's Saturday. The People's Choice Awards are tomorrow and I have no idea what I'm supposed to wear. I'm going to take you guys through the fitting and basically fittings are just like still such a crazy concept to me. So like a stylist is going to come over right now, roll in like a

a big rack of clothes and then they'll bring a bunch of shoes, a bunch of bags, a bunch of jewelry. And I basically just, oh God, I have to pull it together in here. And basically I'm just gonna try on, oh fuck, a bunch of different outfits and hopefully something looks good. We've got kids coming in. - Come on, Lacey. - Good morning. - I'm wearing my Taco Bell 11.

My body's not used to going out. We went to Off Sunset. Okay, cute. And then like a house party. I didn't know things closed here so early. I think it's not new. Like it was like, it was 2am and the lights went on in the club and I was like, wait, is there like a fire? Like what's happening? And everyone's like, no, it closes. You're like, this isn't a living room. I don't understand. I don't know where it stays open until this time comes. I know, I was shocked. Jake just texted me. I have seriously never been so hungover in my life. I had a little bit of a honker this morning.

I don't know what's happening here. It actually feels like there's an animal crawling through my stomach right now. And that happens every time I eat Taco Bell. Like I woke up this morning and I was like, I think there's a rat in my stomach rummaging around my organs. When you do these fittings, all of that stuff, after you wear it, you have to give it back. So you can't lose it or damage it or any of the above, which I have definitely done before. And then you have to pay for it.

One time, New York Fashion Week actually, I just, I don't know what happened and there was a lot of expensive jewelry that was lost. So I couldn't find it anywhere and no one else could find it. We didn't have it anywhere. I thought we gave it back. They didn't have it so I had to pay for all the jewelry that I lost. So now I try to be extra careful but that doesn't always work out.

- Woo! Lots of things. My absolute favorite dress is this vintage Gianfranco Ferrer. And then Ferragamo sent you this. It's really beautiful, I'd have to see it on. - Okay. - What brand is this again? Gianfranco Ferrer, which is insane and vintage. You don't find a lot of Gianfrancos laying around anymore.

That's pretty. How insane. And the back is so cool, like this from a back shop would be so nice with you over. Wait, your panda? He's so sweet. He is really sweet. He's like an angel. How did you two meet? We met at a mutual friend's birthday party last February, February 1st. Oh god.

I already know that my fingers are puffy from last night. My fingers get so puffy after going out. There we go. Let me get that for you. This is why I don't touch the nice things. All right, we just tried on the first look, but honestly, we may go with this one and we have a whole rack of beautiful dresses. So we're going to try a few of those on and see how we like them.

I like loving this. This might be the one. It'll go on. I won't have to talk about 4am tomorrow night or tonight. I appreciate when you do that for me. I think this is the look that we're going with.

Pretty easy. We are off to a meeting now with Unwell. We're going over some fun stuff for you guys, but we're running extremely late. The meeting starts in five minutes and I think we're like 20 minutes away. So time to go. I feel so like whenever I carry a laptop around like, okay business. Here she comes. I'm gonna show up sweating. But honestly, I feel like it's...

It's allowed because it's unwell. Nothing like a hungover meeting on a Saturday morning. We're on our way. We're actually not going to any type of offices. I lied. We're going to the other Alex's house and we're gonna have an unwell team meeting there. Should be lots of fun, a lot of exciting ideas for you guys. We're here.

Hello! Welcome. Hi. Good to see you. Come in. Say hi! Hi! How are you? Say hi! They're excited. I have food for you. How are you?

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All right, we made it back from the meeting and I have to be so real with you guys. We were having that meeting and I was like thinking that I was going to have to run to the bathroom and puke the whole time. I was not feeling great. Thankfully, they gave me some bagels and some green juice, but it's still like, I don't know. I was like really dizzy during the whole thing and like having hot flashes.

But we're back now. Still not feeling great. And honestly, it's because I had kind of a crazy night last night, which I think I need to fill you guys in on. And we have a special guest here to tell you about our night. Because this is the person that took me out last night. No, no, no. You took...

You took me out. The tequila took us out. The tequila took us out. And I never drink tequila. Welcome, Jake, to Hot Mess. Hi, you guys. Wait. Just making sure. We're in.

I always look really like bad on all these angles. I always think I'm like sitting cute and then I watch them back and I'm like, wait, I look really bad. I've honestly never seen you look bad. Thank you. But wait, we haven't yet discussed. Yeah, we've actually like been like saying like little mini things and then we like stop our talks. We're like, oh my God, no, no, no. We haven't even debriefed what went on last night. And the first thing Jake texted me this morning, he's like, I've never been so hungover in my life.

Yeah, I think it's fitting that I'm showing up in this condition to hot mess. I almost didn't even shower. Like, that's how much pain I was in. Yeah. I was like, I need to shower. Like, it was...

It was like one of those mornings where like, it's not even funny right away. Like you're like, whoa, like. No, I woke up and I chugged like three bottles of water and then I was like, holy shit, like people are going to be here in 20 minutes. Like I have to pull it together. But I was like not feeling good. No, I, it was, yeah, I went to, I went to get food earlier and I was just like.

Jake last night brought me out with his friends that are like his friends from college and he lives with them now. But they remind me so much of my friends. Like it was actually insane. Like I think really that I think I might like them more than you.

They're fun. Like bejeweled in me. No. And like pee. I would look to my right and I'd be like, where is everyone? And like Julia and Alex would just be like whispering in a corner. And I'm like, what's happening? I was like, I forgot that I just met her last night. I know. I've known her for an eternity. You guys really hit it off. We were soulmates. Yeah. I'm so, that's like,

I think that's the best compliment ever to be like, I love your friends. Yes. Yes. That's like my, one of my favorite compliments. He gets along with my friends and I get along with his friends. And I know that our friends would get along. Oh my God. We have to do something together. Dude, we have to, we have to, that would be so fun.

Like the most fun thing ever. Wait, no, that's happening. You heard it here first. We will see you guys soon. Oh my God. And like, we need a podcast, the whole thing. Wait, we should actually do this. Okay. Should we just stop recording now and wait for this? But we got drinks. We had tequila and then Jake and I cryptically got like

12 oysters for dinner. It was like too many. I was like, do you like oysters? And they were like, and I was like, I fucking love oysters. And I was like, done. Like, I love oysters too. Like, why do I feel like they would just be good right now? And, um,

We were like, okay, do you have a half dozen? And they were like, of course not. And we were like, okay, cool, got it. So we had six oysters each for dinner. But they came once my friends ended up meeting us for a drink and they came once they got here. So all the girls sat down and then they were like, and here are your 12 oysters that you two ordered. Yeah, they were good. They were sick. A little sickening by the end though. Oh, for sure. And then we went out with...

another friend that we both have in common here let's call him apple okay apple picked us up and took us out and we went to apple's house and it was like well first we we made a stop at another bar yeah we did and that that one was short-lived yeah that wasn't that fun that one was short-lived then we went to apple's house then we went to apple's house which was the craziest house i've ever been to in my life yeah that that was insane i was like wait

What? No, it's like, actually, like if you're like an arcade in there. No, it's like if you're if you could wake up and be like, like, I want this. Like you guys, Apple had Apple had

a fucking water fountain that dispensed fruit punch yeah no it was pretty crazy and then we pre-gamed there and then went to a house party but that house party didn't work out or no wait that was before we went to apple's house no we stopped at the house party before apples and the house party was like really we walked in and walked out there was no music and

And we had to climb up a hill. But you know what's something about you that's so amazing? The reason you are so fun to go out with is because you have the most positive attitude. Thanks. Like, we left this godforsaken house party. Godforsaken. I was like, our night's over. I kept... I was like, this is really bad. Like, what's happening? And Alex goes, you know what? I didn't mind it. I'm like...

I thought it was just cool to see. I didn't want to stay, but I liked, and I got to, I peed in their bushes. You did. That made it all worth it. I sprinkled on their lawn. You did a little sprinkle. Then we went to Apple's. Then we went to Apple's. Then we went, is this making any sense? No. Like, I like, okay. Then we went to the club. Dinner. Bar.

failed house party apples yeah at apples we were like let's go to like I really wanted to go clubbing I was like this is happening like Alex is in town I want to go clubbing and I didn't originally think I was in the mood to go clubbing and I've had like a little bit of a head cold and I

I already know people are going to come for me. They're going to be like, why are you going out if you're sick? But it was just like a little, just a little sniffles. And at the beginning of the night we were at dinner and I was like, I really like don't feel good. Like I'm not going to make it out. I know. I was like, damn. I was like, fuck. Like I know those moods. Like I get in it. Like I get, I, and like that was something.

It was amazing. Like you 180'd. Oh, I had the best night of my entire life. No ever. So once we had our spicy margaritas and we finally got to the club, I feel like whatever song is playing when you walk into the door of the club is like setting your mood. Like we walked in. I chose.

To like a dope song. Yeah, it was great. And I just was like, I'm ready. I'm ready to be here. And it was such an easy process getting in. No line. Walked right in. And then normally, like if you're going to a table, sometimes you have to like maneuver throughout the entire club. And it's so... It was actually pretty like empty in there. There was like no one in the club besides us. Except for me and what I did later on. Wait, but...

The guy next to us at the table who was like with our group, but we didn't really know him. He was like...

I don't know. He was cosplaying as like my bodyguard all night. I was like, Oh, he was. That was sweet. No, it wasn't. He was like shoving girls away. I was like, can I say hi to them? Oh yeah. No, no. I was just like, wait, come here. You guys. He was like, who the fuck are you? I was like, I don't know. But anyhow, he was like, I was dancing and he was like, you know, he like taps. He's like, you know, I could tell like you're not from LA. And I was like, Oh my God, I heard this. Oh my God. I heard this. I was, I was like,

But no, it was a compliment. It was kind of backhanded, but I think it was a compliment. He was like, I can tell you're not from LA. I was like, why? And he's like, because you're just like letting loose and dancing and having like so much fun. He's like, it's rubbing off on me. Like I want to like dance and have fun now. And he's like, everyone here is so uptight. And I was like, wait, miss Miami's in the house. The narratives change around the bodyguard. We're dancing and we're dancing. Okay. And it's fucking amazing. Yeah.

The best songs ever. Ever. Ever. Like, there was a few rap ones that I was, like, getting down to. And now Beyonce's new song. Yes, they play Texas Hold'em. I know Texas, but I hold'em. And I was, like, slamming my foot and, like. Hey, hey.

And I made, he became, you know, the best is when you become best friends with someone random. Yeah. Made a best friend. That was random. Forget her name. I love her. Was it the girl with the cross necklace? Yes. She was amazing. She was amazing. She just gave off good vibes. Yes. Best energy. So nice. She, I was just like, love, love you girl. If you see this, love you. We love you.

No, she had great energy. And you told me I looked like Leonardo DiCaprio. He did because the last time I was at this club, Leo D was there and he always is at the clubs with like a hat and like a mask on and sunglasses and it's just like always him. And...

The last time I was at this club, he was dressed like that. And Jake had his baseball cap on with like... I don't even know what you were wearing. It just looked like you were Leo D. It was a little bomber. He was giving Leo D. Yeah, it was the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. And then the club, we get word that it's going to close soon. And Jake decides to buy a bottle five minutes before it closes. Because... I mean, okay, I should have known better, but they told me.

And if I bought the bottle, they would stay open another hour. They didn't. They didn't. They actually closed. They bamboozled you. They actually, what they did was I turned to my left and someone taps me and goes, by the way, we have to legally take the bottle away, but your vodka's in here. And it was like those things that they used to shake just filled up all the way with vodka. And I was like, cool guys, thanks. But like, it was just not like, I feel like you were trying to buy the bottle to be like,

you know, like bougie and like, oh, here we come. And it was like, the club was like empty five minutes later.

five minutes from closing this bottle girl's like in her bra and underwear like with the bottle and jake's just so awkwardly standing there like you looked like like really like miserable yeah like i was unhappy to do it yeah it was just like that i thought the energy was gonna be like another hour like let's go and everyone was like actually let's go like everyone was like why is he getting a bottle because we just called our over it's like

Holy fuck. I'm like sweating thinking about it. No, but it was really funny. And may I add, it was $2,000. Yeah.

He let us know this the rest of the night. Jake talked about getting this bottle. I'm like, no one asked you to buy this bottle. Like he fully went out of his way on his own to be like, guys, I'm getting bottle service for us. And he talked about it the whole night. No one drank one sip from the bottle. Except for, um, I think I took one shot.

And then they closed. When the lights turned on in this club and it was closing, I thought that there was like a fire in the club. I was like, wait, what's happening? And I was like, something's happening because I get like really scared in public settings now. Wait, no, it's okay. I was just laughing because I'm really high. Oh.

But like, I just always think something's wrong. So like the lights went on in this club and I was like, I've never seen this before. And everyone's like, oh yeah, like, no, it's just closing. And I was like, wait, closing? Like, I don't like, like what happens? Like it's, it's like a fire start. Like, is it like someone bad come in? Like, I don't understand. And they're like, no, like it's just like closing time. I've never seen this. Like in Miami, there's no,

Isn't 11 24 hours? Every club is like that. Like, it just doesn't close. Or it stays open until like 7 a.m. So it's like you would never know. That's like my dream. Like, I don't understand that. Yeah, it was. It really throws off. 2 a.m. is early. Yeah, and I did not want that night to end. No, we were. I was having the best time of my life. I did not want that night to end. And then I tried to sneak away and call my own Uber. And then they all got in it and coerced me to go to this house party. Oh, my God.

house party that we actually didn't even get into because it was why didn't we because oh the cops were there um yeah and they were screaming and screaming you had to like i just didn't know how many hills were in la like miami's flat miami doesn't have a hill i'm saying that because we kept joking about that last night but i guess you don't remember got it got it got it never mind the jokes did not hit

Guys, one thing about me is I'm not remembering things from this night. Like, I remember where we were and when. I'm getting, like, shivers thinking about it. Continue. I just had a memory. Was it a good one or a bad one? A good one. And this is how I knew that they were ride or dies, a.k.a. Jake and a.k.a. all his friends.

we were in the Uber and the Uber driver gave us all gum and I was chewing the gum. And for some reason I was like, this gum has drugs in it. Like this, cause it just like tasted like, I think it was like cinnamon or something. And I just was expecting like mint. So I was like, this gum has drugs in it. Like everyone's,

I didn't even say that. I was just like, this guy... You were like, no, something's wrong. Something's wrong with this gum. All of a sudden, we're in this big suburban. All... Everyone rolls down their windows and literally all... Like, in unison. All at the same time, everyone was, like, out the window. And I was like, you guys really trust me like that? Yeah. They were like, yeah, you're a girl. I think besides Bejeweled, she was like... She was like, wait, it's fine. Like...

She's like, okay. One thing about Peyton is like, she's ride or die-ing. Yeah. No. Yeah. They're perfect. So we just really had like the biennial. That was the best night ever. Like if I could like have it, I always wanted to go out with you. I've always wanted to go out with you guys. That was the first time we've ever been out together. Is it? Yes. How crazy is that? And it went so well and it was so fun. Jake was so cute because he was so worried. I was so anxious. The whole night he was like, I tried to like hold your hand and then you.

Sorry, you guys. Whoa. He kept being like, are you having fun? Are you having fun? I'm like, am I having fun? I'm drenched. Drenched. I'm drenched in sweat right now because I'm dancing so hard and I'm having so much fun. That was the Biennial. That was the Biennial. Like, really and truly. Something about it was so... It's always nights with Apple.

I said before I was like let's call Apple and she was like let's fucking call Apple she was like wait randomly wait I even got you it

He was like, wait, randomly, would you want to go out with Apple tonight? And I was like, Apple's like my Roman Empire. No, I was crying. I was like, me too. Like my most fun nights in this life are with Apple. Like you, me and Apple together in a night. Like I could not imagine something better. It was perfect. And I think we had a really great night. And I don't think that we can go out tonight. I think we have to like, we can't.

No. No, I'm not going out. I think actually, I think last night put me in retirement for, I'm going to give it like two to three weeks. No. I'm serious. I don't think I can go out next weekend. You're so fine. This is like half our conversations. We were out last night. Jake's like,

I was like, what's wrong? He's like, I'm having really bad social anxiety. I was like, pull it together. It's not that deep. He was like, okay. I was like, okay. Yeah. She was just like, it's not that deep. And that was actually the best advice anyone could have ever given me. I was like, it really isn't that deep. It really isn't. It's not. And...

We are going to the People's Choice Awards tomorrow. Yes, that we are. So we can't be hungover. No. Like, I think I might go to bed. Because you were hungover at the Grammys. You guys. Whoa. I was running on one hour of sleep at the Grammys. And I just like, I know like everyone's gonna be like, how could you not know how big of a deal the Grammys was gonna be? And like, obviously I knew. But like it- The night got to you. Like, it was just like, I was like, oh my God, this is the most intense thing I've ever been to ever in my life. And-

I am on one hour sleep and I'm painfully hung up. We're like, I don't think I ate that day until six. Yeah. Until I was giving you oranges. You peeled me my orange. I was like, Jake, you need to eat. No, you guys, she just peeled the orange. And I was like, thanks Alex. Um, yeah. So tomorrow we have to be at tip top shape. Um, we went to the Grammys together and honestly, I don't even know why we were in the Grammys. The entire time Alex was there, we were like, she was like,

What are we doing here? And I was like, I don't really know. I don't know. But, like, you can't say no. Yeah. And then...

I have to They better have a glam bot there Because I'm coming back for revenge From the Grammys glam bot Mine fucked me up Everyone was calling me Chloe Cherry Because they said that my lips were too crazy I love Chloe Cherry though Me too Chloe Cherry is like the shit In my era there was You may think my lips are overfilled now There was an era in college I'll insert some pictures right now Very bad What do you mean?

my lips in what sense can i show you yeah like like they had 10 times too much lip filler in them wait i must say wait when was this my junior year of college because this place like this like place was kind of sus and would like let me get free lip filler so i would literally go in every other week and it's really bad no no no no that can't be real it's not actually real

Wait, were you panicking? I thought it looked... I literally was like, they're eating. Like, I was actually like, I look so fucking good right now. Alex, no, go back to the other one. Go back to the other one. I need the other one. Wait, they're so... Wait, hold on, because I'm... I think I got them done after this, too. Hold on. Like, more? Yes. It's not funny, but it's so funny. I had a mustache because they were so big.

I don't think you can really see. You must put it in. You must clip it in. You guys, you all must see this photo. So next time you guys come for me for having overfilled lips, I've come a long way. Yeah. So anyhow, we're past that.

And we're gonna pull it together. And then today after this, we're gonna treat ourselves because we need to debloat. Jake's taking me to get, um... We're going to the face gym. The face gym. Okay, so she was like, is it like a fun facial? And I was like, I don't really know how to describe it. I've seen this before. They have like all their fingers in your mouth. They work. It's like a workout for your face. They like, they're working out your face. So then your face like, um, it's like really, like it depuffs and it feels skinny. Yeah.

Okay. I mean, I'm trusting you, but like, we're going to take you guys there with us too, because I just, she's going to think it's the weirdest thing in the entire world. I'm like excited though for it. You know, when you're just like, so not feeling great from going out that like, you just want like someone to like touch you. Like you just want to lay down like someone could literally just like tap my head for an hour and I'd be like, thank you so much. That would be amazing. So this is going to be really a treat.

Okay, while we're on the topic of having people touch you... Wait, sorry, that came out way worse than intended. You know what I wish that they had? Do you ever, like, get people to, like...

tickle scratch you. You know, like I've never found a massage place that like gives you the chills. But like imagine if you could just pay someone for an hour to just give you the chills. There's definitely like that's definitely out there. I know that there was one in Madrid. Like I've done extensive research on this. I feel like that would have to be like a private hire. Like you would hire someone like to do that for you. Do you think someone would do that? For us? I would do it for you. Really? For free. Because you've got us that big bottle, daddy. Yeah.

Like that was one of those things that I just will personally never live down. Like, it was like, all right, Jake, like hit the hay. And I didn't. It's like, it seems like a really good idea in the moment. And then the second it came out, it was just like such a flop. The second my first car got- I've never seen bottle service be such a flop. Your car declined. Yeah.

So my card declined at first. That was a sign. And I said, oh, no, no, no. I should have just right then and there been like, you know what? This isn't worth it. And I said, absolutely. I was mortified. And I pulled out my other card. He transferred money from his savings. And no, I think I did.

And then that one I was like fingers hold behind my back I was like please work Cause like at this point I'm just mortified If I don't want to turn around and be like It declines like let's go home I have a thing where like all my cards decline No me too all the time Like all the time and it's like a cup of coffee And it always declines it's like a thing No me too When did you get your first credit card?

Like not that long ago. I got mine. I had zero credit. Yep. Me too. So my limit is really low. Yeah. So they don't trust me. Like when I travel, like, Oh my God, that happened to me in London. I went to the box and I tried to pay for this table and my card declined like 20 times. And like, I was just like, how are we going to leave this club? Right. And, um,

Oh, that's the worst. Because it was like fraud because it was like in London, whatever. Yeah. So Madeline or G actually had to pay with her card. I paid her back. But like, um, yeah, it was like so embarrassing because like, I was like, I'll take everyone out to the club. And then like my cards are kind of like 50 times. And I was like, holy shit. Like, are we just going to like go to London? And you can't like call your bank.

Yeah. Because it's like the middle of the night. Yeah. With the box fun. I've never really been. We have to go. Oh, you know what? You must take me to the box. Okay. I must. You must. I'm getting the bottle service. Next time we're both in New York. Yeah. Yes. That part. We're going to go in New York. I also miss London and I want to go back really soon. Okay. We'll do a trip to London and the box and Miami with the girls. Yes. Stay tuned. Stay tuned. Do you guys want to know how we...

um so this is jake yeah this is this is me so wait we should tell them how we met yeah oh this this this is a lot like i'm a lot right now um we're in backwards order we're so to introduce ourselves i'm alex this is jake and this is how we met we were at a brand dinner and last february last march march

That's crazy. It was almost a year ago. Our friendship aversaries really soon. But who's counting? Me.

We were at a thing, like a brand dinner. And I think that was my first brand dinner I ever went to. And I was super, honestly, awkward. And I was so anxious. Oh, wait. But I have to give backstory to this, like how I knew Jake. So Jake, my roommates were big fans of Jake and kept talking about this octopus boy. And I was like, who is octopus boy? And they showed me your videos. And I was like, oh, my God, he's hilarious. And they were like, Alex, like...

You like have followers. So you should like DM him and like see if he'll be our friends. And I think I followed you and then we were like, I was so excited because I was a huge fan of you, Alex. And I was like, oh my God, Alex followed me. And then I was like, wait, what's your number? And then we were texting. I was like, we're obsessed with you. Yeah. And I was like, no, you don't understand. Like I'm actually obsessed with you. I was like starstruck and so excited. And now you're one of my best friends. So that was, yeah, one of my best friends too. That's how we knew each other prior to this day. Yeah.

And then once we got at the dinner, we were like so excited to see each other. And then we got bored at the dinner and we made our way to the bathroom and we did like TikTok dances and we took photos and we just like...

And then afterwards I was like, do you want to come up to my hotel room? And I was like, yeah. And we just like hung out, me, you and Nat. And we had a great night. That was a really fun night. And then the next day we went to Air One. Yeah, that was fun. So that was just like how it blossomed our friendship. It's blossomed since there. And then I... I slid in the DMs. Yeah, she did. And it worked. Okay, I'm going to call an Uber for us to go to this face gym. Is it the one right over there? Yeah. Wait, I'm so excited to get my face pounded. It's going to be fucking sick. Why?

Once you start, you won't stop. It's addicting. Like clinically addicting. I need this too because of my sinuses right now. This is going to change your life. What if I like snot on them? No, you won't. They wear gloves. They wear gloves. Don't worry. Imagine their bare hands. Ew, ew, ew. All right. One minute away. We should probably go. Yeah. All right. Next adventure. No. Next adventure. We're off to the face gym.

Come with us. Come with us. Yay! Hi! Hello! Sorry, I've been busy all day. What have you been up to? Um, I woke up, I had a fitting, and then I went straight to a meeting, and then I went straight to lunch, and then I went straight back to film for Hot Mess with Jake, and now we're going straight to the face gym. I'm going to get snatched. Yeah, we're getting snatched. Face gym? Yeah.

If I FaceTime you after this and I look like really hot and snatched, don't like, don't be scared. Okay. We need to take before and afters. Okay. We love you. Bye. Talk to you soon. Okay. Let's take before and afters. I really love him.

Wait, like will I really will my jaw look better? Everything will look better. This is so LA. We're like going to get our faces massaged right now. Isn't it amazing? I love it here. I know, move here. This is going to change your life. Oh my god, look at the like Star Trek tourists like people do that to find celebrities. I don't want to go on one one day. That's so cool. They recognize you. Oh my god.

That's the coolest thing I've ever seen. That is the coolest thing. Maybe they recognized you. No, it was you. Hi. For anyone who's not watching this right now, we just entered this, basically it looks like a hair salon, but you get your face massaged. We are looking at the menu for anyone who is not watching. Because there's like a literal menu, it's like a coffee menu for your face. Wow. I'm so excited. LA is crazy.

Oh! Oh! My lip. It's like I got botched Botox. A little strong. It just feels weirder right there. Like a G? Right here? Yeah. And this isn't bad for you? No, it's not bad.

Okay. Electrical muscle stimulation is going through my face and making certain muscles twitch and it feels like not being electrocuted, that's not the right word, but like I can feel some currents in my face. Wow. I feel amazing. I feel... wow. Do I look like Bella Hadid? You do. What? Yeah, it's crazy, right?

Or is it just like a hoax? No, no, it's not a hoax. It's not a hoax. No, that was really good. Yeah, that was really fun. I want to go out tonight again with you. I know. Should we go out Sunday? Oh yeah, we can. Nothing's happening Monday. It's a day off, so maybe if we... Alright, it's enough. For Saturday night.

I need to go to bed. Saturday's over. Saturday, you have defeated us. It's 5.39 p.m. and we're going to bed because we're People's Choice Awards-ing tomorrow. Tomorrow. Yeah, and we want to be on our best behavior. Yeah. Now that we're snatched, I love you. I'll see you tomorrow. I'll see you tomorrow.

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Your skin is so good, it's so crazy! It really cleared up from the last time I saw Patrick. If I didn't ask you to compliment my skin, would you have remembered? No. You're like, still like, "Uhhh." I don't think it's about how it looks, I think it's like how it feels. Yeah, it's like flat. It's like you got like, tightened. Yeah.

I went to the Face Gym yesterday. Face Gym's great. You like it? It was like cool.

I felt like you're like, I love it. Yeah, I was like, what is this? But okay. Eyebrows are done. My favorite thing that you do. So I'm wearing my hair up today and we're going to do like this black eyeliner look. Sharp. Sharp. Never really does a hair up. So I got my birth chart read, which was actually the craziest thing I've ever done. It was your first time? Yeah. Yeah. That's so fun.

she told me that i have really good intuition with people and i'm able to like read really fast yeah i don't see that but she was like but if you have to like be nice to people for certain things you know how to do it i was like what you're like uh-huh like i can play nice it's almost patrick and i's one year anniversary of the first time that he came to casa more my college house that is so crazy hi hello

Guess who's here? Uh oh, shirtless. What's the look gonna be like tonight guys? You know, just not gorgeous and expensive. Now onto the outfit. Glam is done. Good glam today. Good glam. Now for the gown. This is the look for today. We are ready to go. We're only 15 minutes late and we're on our way to the People's Choice Awards and what's at the Grammys.

I'm trying to like sit up right now so I'm not like ruining anything on the dress because there's a lot of this lace detailing and these little beads and I don't want to crunch them if I sit on them too hard and I don't know why I always get anxious before going to these things and I just like want to get there already because it's such a process

like getting ready, picking out an outfit, what you're gonna wear, how you're gonna do your hair and makeup. And then it's like, you gotta be ready for the judgment. You gotta be ready to take the criticism if people don't like it. So I'm like, just get me there. I hope they have bamboo.

because I ate an omelet but I'm really hungry. Hi, pretty! I felt really puffy this morning when I hooked up. I had a lot of salty food. I had a lot of sushi. Feeling good. Alright, so first we're doing this fan walk. I have no idea what that is. I'm really happy you chose this dress. Guys, here we go. In three, two, one. 100 more seconds!

Thank you, so do you. I love the sparkles. Thank you, thank you. Gorgeous. That was fun. I'm excited to glam-bot now. I've watched 20 of them, so now I'm confident. I don't think I ate. I think I failed again, and I'm very scared. I went like this with my hands, and I'm like, what if it looks like... I don't know. I don't know. I'm scared. And now this is like...

Press carpet pictures, which like I'm hopefully just gonna like run right through all of it.

It went amazing I think, hopefully. I was a little flustered about the train. She slayed. You're slaying. She slayed. Please. I love it. Yeehaw, partner! I am anxious. We're done with the carpets. I did indeed run past everyone and now we're gonna go inside which I hear that this is a lot of fun. Like all the people here that I'm recognizing are like people I'm friends with so I'm really excited for today. Let's go inside!

I think I'm kinda drunk. Oh my god.

Can I get a quarter pounder with cheese and bacon? Okay, now we're on the way to McDonald's before the after party because we're hungry. Yep. We are back at Jake's house. And, okay. And we're having a PG before we're going out to the pub. And here's my outfit of the night. Jake's clubs and bejeweled stores.

And here we are. We have our postcards. We're gonna have peanut butter shots at the bar. I don't know. We're taking peanut butter shots and we met our best friend!

So I just got back. It is 1:50 a.m. and I have to leave to go to the airport at 6 a.m. So I'm gonna try and pack up really quick and then we're gonna have about four hours of sleep.

i'm looking not so cute right now oh my god after the people's choice awards we went to the after party and then we went to jake's house and then we went to a bar and then we moved back to jake's house

So those were the clips that you just saw there. And I'm honestly grateful to be going to bed. But I'm already going to be in a bad mood waking up in the morning. I am not looking forward to it. But most importantly, I will see you guys next week. I love you so much. Bye.

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