Matinee Monday: Hell Comes To Frogtown LIVE! (w/ Moshe Kasher & Natasha Leggero)
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Not since Mad Max Fury Road has there been a simultaneously exciting but morally complex look at the apocalypse. We saw hell comes to Frogtown and you know what that means.

Howdy. Schwarzenegger grow a baby in his belly. Rock around Stonest. While whipping Justin to Kelly. Or maybe see a burlesque show with Nick Crow. And take a boat with Speed 2 hitting cruise control. J-Man, Big Paul, and the beautiful June. Gonna take you from the groove all the way to the room. Ran the games in Street Fighter. Hope to blow off steam. Just a sucker punch to Odd Life and Timothy Green. Shot the needle to Birdemic. How we staying alive? They calling in the badass and he's on the line. Crankin' 88.

minutes cause they cool as ice cause a bad Jim Barney looking kind of nice Paul and June getting literal Jason is getting laid June is making sure all the monkey shots getting paid they're just a bunch of movies while they're making the grade here's a real question for you how did this get made hello and hello people of Largo in Los Angeles we are live here at

at the Coronet, our home for our live shows. And we are so excited that you are here with us tonight to talk about "How Hell Comes to Frogtown," a movie that defies so many things. I won't even talk about it. There's so many things I want to talk about, but we'll have to do it all with our amazing guests. It's a "How Did This Get Made?" all-star show, but we need my co-host. Please welcome Jason Madsoukas! - What's up, Jake? - What's up, Jason?

I'm getting ready to talk on titties! Not since Howard the Duck have I been so grossed out. Grossed out? What? No, there are some pretty sweet frog titties in this movie.

You are also, I know that I am, but are you wearing your chastity belt tonight? Of course. All right, great. Of course. We've given the audience all earrings, so at any point, you can shock our balls and dick. High-tech jewelry in a woman's world. Everything's an accessory. It's an earring and a ball shocker. Oh, and also the cars are pink.

Like I said, this is a How Did This Get Made All-Star Show. This last guest, you saw her a long, long time ago on an episode, I believe, about a film called The Tourist. You know her from her Comedy Central show, Another Period. Please welcome Natasha Leggero! Yeah! Why did Jason get booed? It's a...

We have a very special guest tonight. You know him from his own podcast, The Houndtall Podcast. Also another period. Please welcome Moshe Kasher. Yeah.

Welcome. Welcome. Now, before we even get started, you two are... Are you guys... Have you started your honeymoon tour or are you... Is it going to be beginning? We haven't started the live dates, but we've been knocking boots in preparation. I love it. We're married. Newly. Newly married, right? Yep. That's true. Congratulations. Thank you. When can... Where can people get tickets for this tour that you guys are on? And it's you guys having sex in front of people? Yeah. That is the tour? Yeah.

That's what you're doing to prepare for it, you said. Yeah, well, I said knocking boots and this incredibly hip-hop savvy crowd was like, what? These are podcast nerds. This is a room full of people who took notes on a terrible movie. Wait, wait, wait, hold on. She's knitting. There's a woman knitting in the front row. She's drinking tea. There is a woman straight up knitting. You know...

But by the way, are you knitting? What? What is she knitting? What's happening? She has not stopped knitting. Is it a scarf? Nice. She's knitting a scarf. An infinity scarf. What does that mean? It'll be a circle. Oh, an infinity.

I was like, she's going to be knitting to it till infinity. It's like, that is, you know, you're at a Saturday night late show taping when you look out and you see somebody crocheting and somebody else drinking chamomile tea.

Ladies and gentlemen, sit back, relax. Podcast! Podcast! Here we go, podcast! I would argue that she's probably the only person who productively did something while watching this movie. I love the idea that people would come to the live podcast and do what they do when they listen to the podcast. So if like half the audience was just folding laundry...

And the rest of you were kind of exercising. But you know what else is like, it's not that you're crocheting, it's that you came into the theater, knew you were going to crochet. You have the implements to do it and thought to yourself, the front row is where I'll start. I can't imagine they'll notice. But anyway, the dates are available on Natasha Legere. Knit, purl, knit, purl, knit, purl. Crushing it.

You're going to have a whole scarf by the end of this show, which will be sold in the lobby, correct? And you know what? And you can say, how did this get made? And you point at yourself. Please put a picture of that scarf on your Twitter or your Instagram that just says, how did this get? This is how this scarf got made. We will all take a picture with this scarf at the end of the show. Finish it. Please finish it before the end of the show. So please finish it.

This is what she wanted. You did it. You attention grabber. That's all you wanted. All these knitters, they come here trying to get that attention. There's somebody in the back, Mac Romaine, who's like, I told you we should sit further up. No, there's a guy in a loom in the back. And like somebody scrapbooking.

And somebody else who just walked in when Paul's like, this is what you wanted. There's all these knitters here who misunderstood what Paul said. It was like, whoa, he got so racist. Getting a little edgy for the knitting material. Late show, late show, edgy. Guys, we haven't even gotten to the movie.

And this one is crazy. This one is really bananas. I think, and I've said it a handful of times, every now and then I feel like a movie tops a movie, and I'm like, oh, now this is my favorite. This is definitely in my top five of the best movies we've ever watched. 100%. Because it's crazy. Well, Natasha, tell him how we, because we live, Natasha and I, husband and wife, so we live together, we sleep together, we fuck together. Yeah.

And we, as you said today, how long did it take us to get through this movie? We watched it in like four or five 20-minute increments. That's torture. We couldn't do it. I can't. It's only like an 87-minute movie. Yeah.

Oh, I had to rewind. It's not interminably long. That's just punishing yourself. You gotta muscle straight through it. And by the way, I am a huge They Live fan. Well, that's a good... When Roddy came on the screen, I said to Natasha, oh, this is good. This guy is great. But is he good in They Live? Yeah, They Live. They Live.

Day Live is the Jamaican dancehall version. Day Live, man. Day Live, man. Day Live, Day Live. No, Day Live is the... It's an Elephant Man song. Day Live is the bootleg DVD of Day Live that you buy at the flea market. Well, it brings up an interesting point because a lot of people have been telling me for a long time, you have to do They Live. And I thought, yeah, but this is better.

Like, this is... Like, They Live is fun, it's great, it's, you know, it's got everything. But this is something that I never really even knew about. And it's crazy to me because... It's based on a true story. 100%. The thing that I was kind of... Right? Just to start it off, for those of you who don't know, the movie is about the last fertile man on Earth having to impregnate the last...

Fertile women. By the way, I didn't know that. And also... You mean even right now? Yeah, like I still didn't understand what that movie was about. Also, consent, not a problem. Almost. This is a movie in which the hero character is a rapist. Wait, no. When we meet him, he's been arrested for sexual assault. Oh, because I thought, I felt like in this movie, the government was a rapist, which mirrors reality. Yes.

Well, I will say that the thing that it really mirrored to me was I couldn't believe how similar this movie was to Fury Road. Oh, yeah. There was like shocking similarities. It made me think less of Fury Road. Because I was like, I see what you did, George Miller. You're up late at night, this movie comes on, and you're like, fuck. After 40 years, I figured it out. I can do this a little better. Um...

Yes, like you said, the movie starts with basically a rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy. Double RP. Rowdy, rowdy. Rowdy, rowdy. I can already tell this is going to be a problem for you. Not going to be good. Names? Not your strong suit. I've never been. And this one's going to be real tough. This is going to be tough for me. Rowdy, rowdy, Piper. Rowdy, rowdy. I can't do it. Rowdy, rowdy. Rowdy, rowdy, Piper. Rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, Piper. Piper.

Pied Piper. Silicon Valley's Pied Piper. Rowdy Roddy. Piper Laurie. Laurie Kilmartin. Great stand-up comedian, writer for Conan. Piper.

The movie starts off with him getting interrogated and they go... By the border guards. Right, there's like, you raped this girl and then come in. What? It was that guy's daughter. And then the medics come in and go, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, but she got pregnant. And they're like, so it's cool. The person who was accused of sexual assault. Your daughter has changed her story. Once she found out she was pregnant, she must have had a change of heart. When was it possible?

That's what we thought too until we ran some tests. This man is carrying a loaded weapon. His dick. And MedTech on a provisional government authority now claims it. The idea that this movie posits a hero who is purposefully...

impregnated he's just a rapist who the the lady army okay i wrote this down and i was like the plot of this movie is that they found the most potent guy who's a legendary coxman and they need him to get to frog town to blast babies into a bunch of different women so we can win the cold war is that the movie because that's what they say like you have a dick it works what

That's crazy. So whether or not they know it or want it, you're going to fuck these women in Frogtown. And sometimes he wants to fuck these women. He's coy. He's coy. It's all about enthusiastic consent. That's what this is about. Because the girl doesn't seem to want it. The desert woman.

you know, mutant or whatever that they get. And then the woman, the army leader gives her like a horny shot and she's like, uh-oh, I'm ready to go. And then they're cuddling. And by the way, neither of you are even mentioning the fact that there are frogs in this town. Oh my God. Sexy as fuck frogs.

By the way, there was an article in the LAist this week about... How sexy frogs are? About the Los Angeles neighborhood of Frogtown that is being gentrified against the will of the Latino people in the neighborhood. So I thought this movie was about the scourge of gentrification. Yeah.

Nope. It's about a man named Sam Hell going into a town full of frogs. Not the hell that is white people coming into a part of town full of Mexicans. This scene that, Paul, you've pulled up here is one of the first scenes where Rowdy Roddy Piper is in the offices of Med...

Yes, and I was going to say... MedTech, the lady army branch that now own his dick and balls and all that it contains. And it is 1988, and you know what there is everywhere? No condom signs. I literally... It is the height of AIDS. AIDS is just starting to be understood, and the message of this movie is, don't use condoms.

Come on. And I was going to say, Jason, you have the same exact sign over your bed, right? Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Ladies. I'm talking to you ladies and like one of you dudes. The reason that sign is there, you know why? They needed to make sure that them babies, they live.

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Here's the other thing about this scene. When he hears about his fertility, he takes it as if he's like they're saying, you got a big dick. He's psyched. He's like, you're a popular man. You got a lot of women pregnant. And you're like, a lot of women pregnant. He's like, yep. That shouldn't be something that you're like. He is world famous for fucking.

Everyone, including the women of other species, i.e. frogs, are like, oh, I've heard about you and that dick. I want it. Everybody is wanting Rowdy Roddy Piper's dog.

Rowdy Rowdy's dog, right? Yeah. Rowdy Rowdy. And then they put, what's the contraption that he has? Like a chastity belt. He has a chastity belt that's engineered by the girl's earring. Yes. Yeah, controlled by her earrings. And that's when I checked out. Really? Oh my God, that's when I checked in. That's when I was like, best movie ever. Yeah.

I was like, this is what this movie is about? I am so excited. The man is wearing a full-on military-grade codpiece, straight up. Let's take a look at this scene here, just to get an idea. This is pretty much the whole premise. Mr. Hellman, I can understand why you're so popular with the ladies. You've left a string of pregnancies everywhere you've been. So far. You have the highest spermacozoon count we've ever tested. Must have been all that fiber I ate when I was a kid. What?

War reduced our male population by 68%. I'm shitting sperm with the ZOA. It made most of the human race sterile. But we're still at war. A population war. Each side is desperate to rebuild and rearm. Now that requires manpower. Manpower requires people. And that's where you come in. Damn. Stuck. It's an electronic lock. Only we have the code. The ECR stays on at all times. Well, how...

How am I supposed to, you know? There's the flap. It monitors your physio-sexual condition. It's for your own protection. After all, it's government equipment. So, his dick is... They own his dick? Now, if you look at this device, it looks like the most hard plastic you can imagine in a triangular shape. It's like a codpiece. It is, yeah. But I'm just saying, if there was a flap...

I mean, to know a little bit about Hard On's... How does it get out? What little bit do you know? I've seen pictures of it on TV. Oh, yeah? Wait, on TV? Yeah, like on Family Feud and stuff. You have? We asked a hundred people what you say flap on a codpiece given by the provisional government of a post-apocalyptic frog town would have. I just don't understand how...

I just don't understand how, if he got hard in that, how it would find the flap. There's no flexibility. It's not articulated. It's not like a duck's dick. No, but if he's hard in there, it would... Oh, I see what you're saying. He gets hard up like a dog. Well, I mean... Well, I think he probably has to go out the front and then it's up. No, no, no. I'm thinking... If he's like this, if he gets hard, but he's got this...

That's what I'm saying. No, no, no, no. Exactly, yes. This is crazy. He has to be in this position soft. Yes. And then...

Yes. Wait, this is crazy. And what we're saying is if the dick is hanging south, it's going to have a hard time getting out of the flap. What I'm saying is if the dick is hanging south, you put it in her mouth. No, but... No. Oh, somebody wooed. That was... Okay, no. What I'm saying is what's crazy about your logic is that it's the same size soft as it is hard. It's just facing down. Isn't that how dicks work? But wait, so show it to me. Yeah. But that's not how that works. It's more like this. Yeah. Yeah.

No, it's not like that. It's not a retractable telescope. Wait. You are missing some amazing physical comedy. I'm sorry. Mine is more like this. Mine is like this. Yours is a tail? Yeah. Mine is like this. Anyway. Because I love my wife so much. I just gave it to her. Yeah.

But I just want to reiterate, his purpose now, as per the government of, I'm assuming America, I'm not, I don't know, I'm assuming it's America, is to get the only, it's like, it's reverse children of men.

Right? Like, he's the only person who can, like, create kids. There are no other... Do they even talk about it? Are there other guys who can do this? Who can successfully... I think everybody's... I think everyone's sterile because of the nuclear war. You know, like, the fallout was everyone's got, you know, it's like microwaves, they're balls. Yeah, because there's two nuclear wars. This movie starts with there are two nuclear wars. I rewound this movie, like, three times in the first five minutes going, like, what did I miss? And then I realized I didn't miss anything. It's...

It really just doesn't. It's sort of like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you get it, right? Yeah, yeah. Right. Also, the whole idea of the flap, I like that you bumped on the dick articulation out of the flap. For me, it was like, if there's a flap that you can put your dick out of, why the codpiece in the first place? Well, the codpiece is to shock you. Why not put it around your neck? But she said that sometimes she's got to... I thought that...

No, she has to get him aroused. That's for sure. That's what the whole desert lingerie scene is. Oh, you have a scene of that? The desert lingerie? I do have a scene of the desert. See, that character has government-issue lingerie under her army wear, her fatigues and so forth, that she has to wear in order to keep him aroused because she's been trained in the art of seduction. Yeah.

And she's always wearing... She's always wearing, like, granny panties. And she's always crocheting in the front row of a show. Killing it. I wrote that at one point. I go, this is like a post-apocalyptic who's the boss. Because the woman looks like Judith Light. And he's like this tough guy. And it's like, she's his boss. And he's like, hey. Mona, take off the card piece.

It's so hard. Thank God you're here. Just for that flawless danza. It's so hard to tell in the 80s if someone was hot or not. Yeah, I found that true. Is she hot? I couldn't tell. Although, I will say... You tell me. I will say the woman who's the soldier who's manning the gun all the time... Supra. Supra.

absolutely stunningly gorgeous. Wait, what's her character's name? All right, well, we can take a look and find out. Sentinella. And what's the actor's name? Cech something. C-E-C. Cech Varel. Cech Varel would have been a more appropriate name for that character than the false character name they get. That looked like Cech Varel. Yeah.

She was beautiful. She was beautiful. Angela from Who's the Boss was, yeah, I agree. I couldn't figure out what they were trying to do with her. They were trying to make her smart and nerdy. She's the smart boss woman, but also sexy. She kept putting on underwear. They did that thing like what they do in all movies. They're like, oh, she's the hot girl, so let's put her in glasses. But really...

really big glasses. But it was also like, I felt like... There's nothing wrong with really big glasses. No, no. Oh, boy. But I felt like her... Like, yeah, I couldn't... Like, when she took off the glasses and her hair came down, it wasn't like... She didn't take the glasses off. He took her glasses and threw them into the desert. And she just kept walking with them. When she turns into slave Leia. Yeah.

Well, let's take a look at the camouflage bikini scene, because I guess she's got to keep them hard intermittently. Those are her orders, she said. She's got these granny panties with lace. Hey, you know, you look terrific in this light. See you in the morning. Yeah, burn. Rejected. And she's like, oh, I'm going to have to dial this up. She's the hot one. Yeah, she's the hot one just polishing a gun.

She's stroking her... I just thought a man of your reputation might still be hungry. I'm full. Angela, go to bed. Are you sure? And then he looks at her...

That's exactly what the time says. Oh, potency. Oh, potency.

It's a real great meet cute. Meanwhile, what's check what? Check Varel? Check Varel. Meanwhile, check Varel. The understanding of the scene is that it's a seduction scene that the lead woman is going to seduce Rowdy Roddy Piper and then it's a turnabout because she's got to keep him hard. Check Varel just watching the whole time.

So assuming like they're just going to blast in front of her? No, no. Check Farrell is like, I know she's got to get him hard. That's because she trains the gun. But then Check Farrell's like, I want a piece of that. And starts to fuck him. But also Check Farrell is really interesting because Check Farrell? Is Check Farrell, has she been in anything else? We should check that out. Somebody want to check Farrell right now? She, she like looks at Rowdy, Roddy, like,

Like, when he's taking off his shirt, she looks at him like, but he's barely wearing a shirt. Like, his shirt's almost fully open. And when he, like, takes off his shirt, she's like, ooh. It was already there, really. Every woman looks at him like he is the most gorgeous man alive.

He is not defined at all. No, he's out of shape. And Rowdy Roddy Piper, may he rest in peace, blessed be his memory, is giving a master class in terrible acting. In a movie with talking animatronic frogs, he out bad acts all of them. How would you describe it? Because I keep on going, it seems like his acting style is a bit delayed. It's like if his line is, like this is how I picture it.

He's looking at the other actor. He's like, right, that's the line that they say to me. Then what do I say? Not on your life, mister. It's like, and then he delivers it. It's like, you can see him walk. I would think, I think what he's doing is he's looking at the other actor and he's like, silence. Okay, here we go, Rowdy. My line. He just waits to not hear them talk and then is like, that's go time for me. Okay.

Not on your life, mister. He is very enjoyably goofy. Oh, yeah. He's like a goofy... It's like they were like, we want Kurt Russell to be in this movie.

And they were like, what if we got Rowdy Roddy Piper and every day hit him on the head with a hammer? You know who they originally, the film was originally... What if we kept him concussed for the entirety of the shoot?

The film, they originally wanted Daniel Stern. Who doesn't? Wow. Right? Of course. So Daniel Stern, you might remember him as one of the wet bandits from Home Alone. The narrator from Stand By Me. You know, he's been in a bunch of... But Daniel Stern does not feel like the right fit. He wanted to work on the script...

They said no. It's perfect. Wait, Rowdy didn't want to work on the script? Rowdy was like, you got craft service? Great, I'm in. They got hummus. They got hummus. You got hummus? I like your vision of 1988. Where's the hummus? Hi, Rowdy Roddy Piper here. Do you have vegan gluten-free treats? Is this seaweed? Because right now I'm wrestling with my celiac.

And they're like, your trailer is full of beef jerky. That's what you eat. It's top to bottom Slim Jims. Enjoy. Well, I was going to ask you if he was coming and then I googled him and saw that he died. Yeah, right. But he's coming in this movie. Nailed it. But then it also said that he wrestled for longer than any other wrestler in the world. Is that true, everybody? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Very aggressive.

Like 40 years? Giant wrestling fan in the front row. 45 years or something? Okay. No, he didn't. Who did? Oh, what are you, a blushing bride now? You've disappeared. No! Okay, black and white shirt. Who is the longest wrestler? It's just definitely not him. Oh, it's just definitely not him? Oh, wow. Oh, why don't you mansplain to my wife a little more?

About professional wrestling. Moshe. Moshe. No. Moshe, no. Moshe, no. Uh-uh. Oh, because she's a woman? She doesn't understand wrestling? Should she be crocheting, bro? Who do you think it is? Is that a microaggression, bro? Ric Flair has definitely wrestled for way longer than Rowdy Rowdy Piper. Oh, wow. Maybe he's the second.

No! No, you fucking idiot. Natasha, shut the fuck up. Natasha! Why did you even come here? Natasha, no! Shut up! Let the man talk, Natasha! A Ric Flair? Well, that guy took it away and gave it to pretty boy Ric Flair. No mention of Jimmy Superfly Snooker, the greatest of all wrestlers. But I was going to say, Natasha, when did you...

When did you check out of this movie? Oh, she checked out during the opening credits. That was it. I mean... I got mad, I'd say like two minutes in.

So you got mad in that the scene that starts off the prologue scene that has nothing to do with the movie at all. Because the prologue scene is like a scavenger getting a Statue of Liberty, then like a weird guy that came out of like the Warriors. Like another scavenger. At this point in the movie, she had checked out not only of this podcast, but of her friendship with you, Paul. Ah!

I had to talk her back out. Paul's a great guy. You know Paul. You love Paul. She's like, you're right. You're right. I love Paul. We press play. Fuck Paul! I thought I was giving you guys a gift. You gave me a gift. It was a one-sided gift. But I think the aesthetics of the movie aesthetically is kind of cool and beautiful and ladies and then there's all that like the girls at the end are all wearing like the pink furry like they're in these like laundry animal. Oh, I'm in it all the way through. Yeah.

Oh, especially for the scarf ceremony. Not to get ahead of ourselves. Oh, that was cool. That almost got you. We'll do that later with that scarf. Get ready. Get that scarf on my dick. I do. I want to bring up two things. Just about, as we talk about this opening for one second. We do have out of this get made dick scarves for sale on the Earwolf store. They're great. It's hard to get erect in the dick scarf, but there's a flap. Everybody's shaving those pubes off. Keep it warm with a scarf.

Everybody's James Bond. Everybody. The opening vlog of the movie is like, hey, you can't scavenge here. Then a frog, well, no. Then this masked man. A greener? Greeny. Who you assume is a frog, right? Well, you only assume after you go, ribbit. That's an assumption. I don't understand what the word assume means, by the way. You're like, he shoots and he goes, you can't have guns. Then he gets shot. He's like, ribbit. And I'm like, well, wait.

That has nothing to do with anything because they seem to be very much in control. Was that the beginning of their control? Within the movie, I was unaware of any animosity between the scavengers and the frog people. And also, the frogs have guns. Through the entire film. And do not shoot them. Yes. They are constantly running with guns and never firing at people.

Now, and then Natasha, do address me that you said, you said you liked the style of the film. And particularly, there was a man with a... Yeah, that was cool. There was a man with a helmet and then a beret. A motorcycle helmet. A motorcycle helmet and then he had a beret on the side of the helmet. That's a cool look. I love that look, by the way. I also like that one of the frog guys had an eye patch. Yes. Yes.

That was awesome. The other one was wearing swim goggles. So I guess... There was clearly a production designer that was like an artist in there that was just like... There was some high-level shit going on. Oh, all of... What's it called? What's the Frog Strip Club? It's just Ricks from Casablanca. Ha!

The frog with the fez is Sidney Greenstreet in Casablanca. That's what they do. They're straight up doing... They're doing Rick's... Oh, that's interesting. They're doing that setup. So who's Humphrey Bogart? That would be Rowdy? Rowdy. No, I think it's... The Toadie? I think it's... I guess it's Toadie. No, Toadie is... What's his... Would be... What's his name? Oh, Ric Flair. Yeah, pretty boy Ric Flair. Yeah.

It doesn't matter. I was just going to say that if you did like the way the movie looked, you can thank Maximo T. Byrd, the director. You think I didn't already thank Maximo T. Byrd? Now, the interesting thing about Maximo T. Byrd is that his real name is Donald D. Donald D. Duck. Donald D. Duck. And he wants to keep them alive. Hello. Me, I'm Donald D. Duck.

His real name is Donald G. Jackson, but directed this movie under the name Maximo T. Byrd and the other movies that Maximo... So he has two IMDB pages. Some is Maximo T. Byrd. What? And so these are the movies that Maximo T. Byrd has directed. Rollerblade. The Rollerblade 7.

Frogtown 2. What? Big Sister 2000. Toad Warrior. Toad. He likes that, Vivian. Shotgun. Toad Warrior? Is it Road Warrior? There's two more of these movies. Shotgun Boulevard. Salamander Alley. Close. Roller Gator. No! He's like, I gotta put these franchises together. Roller Gator 2. After a while, Crocodile. Guys.

It Gets Better. He did the It Gets Better campaign? What I care about is amphibians and gay kids. Hollywood Cops, lingerie kickboxer, ghost taxi. Ghost taxi. Oh, whoa, no, that's the one where Danny DeVito dies and comes back through Whoopi Goldberg.

Wait, ghost... What? Ghost Taxi. I want to watch every one of these immediately. And finally, Blade Sisters. Whoa. And this is all Maximo. This is all Maximo T. Byrd, who is different than Donald G. Jackson. What if Donald G. Jackson... What if you literally were like, and of course, Donald G. Jackson, and listed amazing movies? On the waterfront. The Parallax View. The Big Chill. The Parallax View.

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In the sequel, Return to Frogtown, Rowdy was replaced by Lou Ferrigno. Good casting. Interesting. What must that be? Who crash lands into Frogtown and is modified and turned into a frog person, giving him superhuman strength. I don't know. We got Ferrigno. I don't know what to do. What if we made him a frog? Then it'll make sense.

- Okay, bad idea. - Ferigno, we want to pitch you, you're going to be acting in green makeup. Are you good with that? - I'm totally good with that. - Later re-released as Max Hell Frog Warrior in 2002, and according to Maximo T. Bird/Donald G. Jackson, the film is intended to be a standalone story. The film was made using the technique known as zen filmmaking. This is the style of filmmaking in which no scripts are used.

Wait, who's in the... This is not for Ignorance. No, this is the main character, Max Hell, played by Scott Shaw, and the villain is played by Joe Estevez, the younger brother of Martin Sheen and the uncle of Emilio Estevez in Charlie's Shirt. That's amazing. Who looks just like Martin Sheen. Has anyone seen the Zen filmmaking version of this?

I want to see, I really want to see Max Hellfrog Warrior. I want to see every one of this guy's movies. And by the way, this guy had a full career in this weird dark alley of filmmaking. Yes. And then his alter ego also was a director, right? Yeah. I mean, he's made a lot of movies. What did Donald T. Jackson make? That I wish I knew. I don't have that in front of me. On Golden Pond, The Maltese Falcon, Citizen Kane.

He is so crazy. All right, so you checked out in the first season. I mean, I just don't like those types of movies. Okay. What types is that, Natasha? Well, I don't like bad 80s movies, really. If I'm just going to be laying in bed, I'm not interested. And then also, Rowdy Roddy. So you're saying you wouldn't have just sat in a chair and watched this? No, but if it was in the background of a party, I could deal with it.

So you watch, how many movies are you consuming in the background of a party? If it was playing in an Indian restaurant on a TV behind the bar, I would totally... Well, that would be perfect because it looked cool. Then I wouldn't have to listen to Rowdy, you know, talk, talking. And then that weird... I'd like it like on taxi TV. Ha ha ha!

In the back of a New York cab, Sam Champion reviews Zootopia, and then this is playing. The truth is, this movie's cool, but even as a cult person, you can't directly enjoy it. You have to kind of be like, nah, I like it, actually. You know what I mean? I was legitimately... It's weird. It's like that fine line of there are bad movies that are not enjoyable. I feel...

thoroughly was in, like I could, I was enjoying watching this. I agree. Because it was so crazy in concept. It was, yes, and it was, at my exhaustion, at each of my exhaustion points, something truly insane would happen. Right. And I would be like, and I'm,

It's actually much like taking a psychedelic drug. Yes. It's right when you think you're too high, you become high in a different way. And you're like, whoa, God touched me. I'm in. Because yes, I'm fully on board for this story of this rapist on the run. And I love this, but wait a minute. Now I'm getting a little bored with it. Frog people? Frog people?

Don't mind if I do. But see, I was so confused, I kept thinking I wasn't getting something. To me, it's like a weird thing because they're like, you fuck a lot of women and your sperm is high. He's like, yeah. And then whenever he's near women, he's like, I don't want to fuck her. And the women are so fucking horny. And some are really hot. Oh, an overweight wrestler. Mama mia. Like they all want him so bad.

Well, then they get to the, they get to Frogtown. Frogtown, to me, is bizarre because it doesn't seem like the frogs are at war with anybody. It just seems like you're going into the frog. There was some exposition about something that happened in Frogtown, wasn't there? It's like the, it's like a Native American thing. Here, it's like a veiled Native American metaphor. Here, take a listen. You can hear how it plays out here. Oh, boy.

She gets to keep those earrings. Yeah, that's Commander Toadie's blood. Oh, he hates me. Well, he hates all human beings. There is a lot of bad feeling towards humanity here.

It wasn't bad enough that we unfortunate creatures were created as a byproduct of human warfare, but then your kind, your kind, herded us on to these reservations as if we were cattle. Hey, I had no part in that. I hate the government. So, basically, they, I guess, herded the frog people. Now, that was the frog talking. And our amazing, somebody who helps out with the show, Averill pulled...

thought this voice sounded familiar and I want to kind of show you where it could have sounded. Um,

I think everyone knows that this could have been the voice from the Nickelodeon show, The Hidden Temple. Take a listen. You'll see both voices. Here we go. John Sutter's map to the lost gold mine can be found in the tomb of the ancient kings. Some miners found a case in an abandoned mine. It's only slightly radioactive.

That was impressive. I don't know what that is. Oh, I don't either. I don't recognize that either. I have no idea what we're looking at right now. But it's got little kids in helmets. That was the best. So it's got to be good.

Legends of the Hidden Temple. Okay. And it's kind of like a cooler version of Double Dare. These kids had to run an obstacle course, and they were given their missions by Olmec, who is a talking Easter Island kind of... Statue kind of face. But he sounds just like the frog man. There you go. Why don't... I have a question about the woman that they find, like the girl in the desert. Oh, back in the...

I'm not talking to you directly. You and I are not engaged in a one-on-one conversation. Man, I would be so happy if she stood up and she's like, oh no, I was the woman in the desert. I would love it if that person was like, oh, suddenly.

hello, like had a microphone. She grabbed a mic and she's like, actually, you were engaged in a one-on-one conversation with me. I am Olmec of the television program Temple Run or whatever. And then everyone in the audience gets up and they're all wearing yellow helmets. And like a bunch of kids coming in helmets. We did it. We finally beat the mission. Yay, Rowdy Roddy Piper resurrected. He's no pretty boy Ric Flair, Natasha.

The longest wrestler alive, I think. Okay, so somehow they run down this woman who just appears to be like a crazy desert person. She's like, they hog tie her. Well, she's a feral mute, isn't she? She's like a feral mutant kind of person, exactly. In the desert. She's not a mutant. She looks normal. She's like a desert... It's like Burning Man. She's like a desert...

Have you guys never been to Burning Man? That's why I checked out. Because you don't like Burning Man? She's like a desert, like a crazy person. And she's like, ah, ah, ah. Like, feral is a good way to describe her. And they're like, well, we tested her. She's feral, so get to work, which is crazy. And they oddly have his dick hooked up to like a machine. And I thought, oh, is his dick like, are they like milking him?

No, that's the other thing. At no point in this movie are they like, at no point in this movie are they like, oh, you're super virile. We're going to take your sperm and we're going to put it in women and we're going to have babies. They're like, you got to fuck these bitches. You got to flee. Wait, but you're wrong.

You're incorrect. Really? Yeah, they do do that. It's so deeply buried in this unbelievably incomprehensible plot that I didn't notice it, but then I read the Wikipedia stuff afterwards, and apparently that does happen. Literally, that happens. Wait, in the movie? At the fourth sort of act of the... Like the sixth act of this movie? LAUGHTER

Apparently, like, the earring stops having as much power over him because they have withdrawn the... Read the Wikipedia thing. Wait, so the earring is sucking out sperm? This is why I don't trust Wikipedia editors. I don't think so. My understanding is that he has to write Fuck the People.

And that seems to be what's doing, which I was like a little uncomfortable with. And he's like, at least clean her up. Like, he's like, she hasn't even brushed your teeth. Okay. So then, then, then the blonde

army lady tries to act sexy to turn him on so he'll fuck the feral desert woman and then it doesn't work and she feels bad about herself and he's like alright I'll fuck the desert woman so that you feel better about being sexy so he's like I will rape the feral desert person so your feelings aren't hurt

It's insane. And then they clean her up. This is what I was talking about. It says, having already taken numerous samples of reproductive material from him, he is now deemed far more expendable than the women themselves. I don't get that. It doesn't make a lot of sense. Yeah. No, I don't think that's true. Also, here's the Adolf Hitler stuff on Wikipedia. Hero to all. What? I don't know. That's right.

Of what? Hitler or Frogtown? The camera's legit shaky in this movie at certain points. Like, someone's like... Like, they just left in the first and only take, like, legitimately the camera's like... He's like, wait, what movie am I on? It's basically them holding the camera guys in place because they keep trying to run away. Yeah, back here. No, they're visibly shaking with laughter at Rowdy Roddy Piper's acting choices.

There's so much to talk to. They also, oh, they also, sorry, sorry. He has sex with the mutant, not the mutant, the feral desert woman. They put a bracelet on her and are like, walk north. Like, you're pregnant now and alone in the desert. Where there appears to be no water. Walk that way.

Get out of here. We already knocked you up and that's the whole point of this. Don't stay in our van with the gun and the protection or anything like that. Then he's in Frog Town. He befriends a stripper frog. And then the stripper frog wants to fuck him too. But can she get frog pregnant? Y'all, she got hella babies, man. All kind of little eggs. Little wrestler ass eggs coming out. Talk about crack crack sploik. You know what I mean? Roddy Roddy's got some tadpoles up there.

Yeah, I'm just trying to pull out the stripper. The stripper scene is pretty amazing because, look, you know, Rowdy doesn't... Rowdy Roddy. Rowdy Roddy. I don't know how to thank you for helping. I do.

So hot. Oh, wait a second, lady. I don't even know you. But I know you. You know me? I'm Donatella Versace. You know me. This frog stripper is like everybody else looks like a frog, and this looks like Mona from Brazil. When they pull out her face like, Mona, you got leprosy or something?

That I can promise! Oh, Sam! I knew it would be great! Wait a minute. Just wait a minute. Do me a favor. Anything, Sam. Put this on.

He tells her to put a bag over her head. Which... Yo, sometimes you gotta do that. You know what I mean? You gotta say, hey, put this bag on your head. When you fuck a frog. Which she does. She puts it on her head. I felt bad for the frog. She does for real? She puts it on her head and then he sneaks away. And then she comes and rescues him later and gets killed. She was a horny frog. And when the frogs kept on going like...

how many lilies does that cost me? How many lilies? And I'm like, is that their money? And I was like, is their money lily pad? Like, what were they, like, why were they, and they called their money lilies. But that would be like calling our houses dollar bills, right? Wait, what? What?

Because isn't like a lily pad like the frog's house? Oh, okay. Yeah. A frog, I thought it just leaps from lily pad to lily pad. It's more like the ground. Oh, okay. It'd be like 42 grounds. I don't know. Yeah, that was weird. Where do frogs live? It was also weird that when they're running,

Rowdy Roddy and the frog woman are running and she inexplicably falls down, just falls down to the ground and is like, go on without me. She's like, I cannot even just get up. That is also go on without me. That was probably the actor talking. Yes, I'm done. Who fell because of all the prosthesis. He's like, you know what? Fuck it. Goodbye. I wanted to make it as an actor, but this shit is not worth it. I came here for the hummus and now I'm leaving.

I would like to talk for one hour about the dance of the three snakes. I mean... Because this is mental. A couple little things about the dance of the three snakes. Obviously, it's a dance for a guy who has three dicks. But Sandal Bergman was supposed to be naked for the dance of the three snakes. Wait, the woman was or he was? Sandal, that's the woman. Okay. But refused to do the nudity on the day. Okay.

Good for her. She's like, I see what's up. Can you imagine Miles Tito or whatever his name was going, you don't think this is worth it? You don't think this project is worth it? When I was doing Ghost Taxi, you know who got naked? DeVito.

Chek Borel gets fully naked within a second. Hey, wait. Can I say something, though? Real talk. Real talk? Are you guys ready for real talk? Real talk. When Chek Borel got naked, I got a little bit horny. Oh, she was beautiful. I thought she was deniably sexy. Yeah. I mean, that was hot. And honestly, when Frog Stripper put the bag on her head, I was like, I would. I would.

You gotta get that frog pussy. That's when I came. Should we play the dance just so the audience gets it familiar and then we can talk about it? Dance or die! Modern ballet. The dance! The dance!

of the three snakes! He has a name for it. Why? And you know, she's trained in the erotic arts, so she knows how to get those three snakes going, but... This is crazy. And you may survive the dance of the three snakes. Whoa, now it's sexy. Shoulders!

And it's slow-mo. By the way, what's funny about this, you know that the director of Herges had a huge fight about her getting naked. And she's doing this. Like, this is crazy. Look at what she's doing. Cha-cha-cha. Cha-cha-cha. Cha-cha-cha. And he's like, screaming his G. What? What?

She's doing like really bad John Travolta staying live dancing. Then we see three frog penis hard-ons getting ready to go. No, it's like let's get physical. You have arrived for three snakes. By the way, that's the beret guy right there. Why don't we get to see it? I know there's a cut where you see it. One, two, three.

A what? I ain't going near any of those things. No! Wait. I just thought of some new steps. Oh, I am. You kicked me in my six balls. You know, I would have liked this movie if it was a musical. Like, that seemed like she should start singing. I would have liked this movie if it was a musical in France in the 1920s with different actors and a different script. If it was Boulogne Rouge.

I would have enjoyed watching this movie more if it had been Moulin Rouge, the movie. The way that her eyes clock the three dicks. She skips one. She goes left, right, center. She goes left, like not realistically far, wide, right, and then back to center. So the idea is that he's got frog dick here, frog dick here, and frog dick over there. And then how would...

Fuck her. Like, all right, so... Ass, mouth, pussy. Why you ask this stupid question, dog? And you know what else he fuck her? Froggy style, which is when right when he nuts, he bounces. Ribbit. Talk about ribbit. I'm about to ribbit. One of them is ribbited for her pleasure. Nailed it. Pete Holmes, get out of here. Sorry, everybody. But Jesus Christ, in a way...

Oh, man. Here's my issue with the whole movie. I thought you were about to say, with Pete Holmes. I'm going to make it weird for a second. Come on, weirdos. Is that the end fight scene when they're escaping, all of a sudden, R-squared has a samurai sword, which has never been seen the entire movie. Right. Like...

It would be like introducing Indiana Jones' whip in the last scene of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Wait, wait, what? Like he's got, it makes no sense that the one thing, just give it to him the whole time. The whole movie's going to end with the samurai sword.

Give him a samurai sword. A sword. Right, just basic filmmaking technique. Yeah, a sword that he like effortlessly throws at someone. He's just like wham. Like it's a knife you throw or a throwing star. He throws a samurai sword through a man. He throws it so hard it goes through an entire man.

Chekhov once said, if you have a samurai sword in the sixth act of a movie... It will be used in the eighth. But they do... The other women in the harem... By the way, there's a harem of fertile women in this movie. That pop up out of nowhere. They're being held captive in Frogtown because I guess they've been fucking the three penis frog? Yes, they successfully have been fucked by that frog guy. Because other people die from that ceremony. Yeah.

But not quite Angela from Who's the Boss. They prepare her by waving scarves over her to open up her body or whatever. And she appears to get super turned on by a scarf fanning. Angela does? Yeah. She's into that. She's kind of like, ooh, whoa, what? Now that would have been a great musical number. Yep.

I kept on going, whose fantasy is this movie? Because on one part you go like, all right, well, it's a guy's fantasy because it's like, you get to fuck whoever you want. But then I'm like, but then it's also like, but then they're like zapping his balls like a Farrelly Brothers movie. I'm like, well, maybe it's like a woman's fantasy. Maybe it's like, oh, now we're in control of you. And then I'm like, but I don't know who, like, who is this for? Because he doesn't seem to even be enjoying the sex. We also never...

any of the sex really this movie to me was like a porno that the sex scenes had just been taken out of cause everything like leads up to well and now we're gonna fuck and then it's like jump to the next day wait what wait wait what like it felt like they just surgically removed all of the porno scenes but you can imagine them well or you can go to our forums where we will write the porno scenes oh please don't do that please don't

But draw them. Let's go to the audience and see if anyone has... Yes, come here. You can come here. Yeah, come on over here. Obviously, I think this movie is prime for a reboot. So my question to you is your name, who you think should star in the reboot, and your question. Okay? So here we go. What's your name? My name is Danica. Welcome, Danica. Okay, who should be in the reboot? I think The Rock. Ooh, that's good. The Rock. The Rock would be great. Okay.

Okay, and what's your question? I wanted you to play the shut your hole clip because I've been seeing it. Oh, you want to see the shut... Well, there is a great clip of a frog saying, shut your hole. And not really a question, but just a shout out for a clip. And you know what? I'll give it to you. All right, here we go. So this is some great acting. Bye, frog. Bye, frog. Where are you from, stranger?

Nowhere nice. Got a name? Hell. Sam Hell. Never heard of you. By the way, we find out his name is Sam Hell 45 minutes into the movie. Oh, it's so late. If not later than 45 minutes. And this is when I was like, that's why it's called Hell Comes to Friday. Me too. This is it. This is the moment. All right, so here we go. Do you think comes was a double entendre? That's a serious question.

Not at all? Do you think it was a slightly double entendre that hell comes to Frogtown? Oh, yeah. I bet it was. Hell comes in Frogtown. Yep. Frogtown is the frog stripper's pussy. Let's hear the... Oh, yeah, go ahead. We'll hear the frog say no. Farted to Leroy. Private Barton. Well, yes, sir. Shots, y'all! Oh!

No private partners allowed in Frog Town. Wait, I want to do it again. One more time. Yeah, of course. Let's not laugh so we can hear it, really. Well, yes, Mo. Shut your hole! No private partners allowed in Frog Town. Tony's Mo! That is pretty great. Great question. Good eye. I would love it if people in our audience...

Started shouting things like no private barters allowed in Frogtown in the Los Angeles neighborhood of Frogtown. Do you think that director ever came in, flew into the set and was just like, let's do it again, but just way realer this time. Just take it all the way down. That happened and he was like, print it. It's perfect. I feel like that actor came in and he's like, so you're going to be playing a frog. He's like, I was thinking about my frog. I want to wear an eye patch.

And Maximo is like, can you be in every one of my movies from here on? But that's kind of a British accent that he just did. It was like, shut your head. Maximo comes in like, do you mind if I give you a line read? Sure. Try it like this. Shut your head.

You sure? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would like when Maximo directs, like, he wears a different outfit, like an 80s sitcom. Like, there's Dennis G. Johnson or whatever, but then it's like Maximo comes in with a beret. Oh, see, I think Dennis, he wakes up every morning as Dennis. Yes. He drops acid. And then begins directing as Maximo for the rest of the day. When the acid wears off, he's like, oh.

Donald. Donald or Dennis? What is it? Dennis. Donald's got to go to bed because this, where I am right now, is an embarrassment. Got to go to bed. I'll get up. I'll take acid again. This will all make sense in the morning. Let's throw away the scripts. Hey, Jason. It's Zen filmmaking. Jason. Motion. I think it's time for somebody to ask a question. So honestly, no offense. Shut your hole! Fair enough.

All right, so your name, your person who should star in the remake, and your question. If you have a man, and if you have a male and female pairing, I'll take that too. Who should play Sandal Bergman, the famous Sandal Bergman? I'm Sean Pressler, but I'm considered the Jason of our group. This guy is the you of his group. Walk away from him, Paul. Paul, Paul, I don't even want to know his question. I know what he's doing. I know what you're doing, and I'm not going to reward it. Okay.

The Jason of his group, man. All right, here we go. Who are your two stars? I think Justin Bieber should be fucked by the three snakes. All right, that's not what we're asking. It's getting worse, bro. That's not what a Jason of the group would say. Also, what is this group?

Alright, what's your question? You have one chance to redeem yourself. And I'm guaranteed it's not gonna work. Do you think that Coors Beer sponsored this video because it was the only beer that survived the apocalypse? Can you just call a movie a video? Yep.

And he called it Coors. Do you think that Coors beer? Yeah, I'm sorry. Do not call this beautiful work of art a video. Use the phrase cinema, piece of cinema, or film. And the word Coors has one syllable. Coors. K-O-O-Y-E-R-S. Coors beer. Sir, your name, your two stars, your question.

Roberts, Nick Cage, Bailing. Ooh, Nick Cage and Bailing, I like that. I like that a lot, actually. So you find out in the last five minutes that he has a daughter or had a daughter? Yeah, right, yeah. And then he gives his only memento of his daughter to this chick whose the only interaction he's had with him is she's tried to kill him and tried to fuck him. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, and he's like, here, you should have this now. And he gives away his daughter's necklace to Check Varel, which I get because he's like, you're the hottest person in this movie. Right. And honestly, who knows how hot his daughter was? Probably not as hot as Check, so he's like, here you go, thank you. You know, it's Rowdy Roddy Piper's daughter, so she's got to be hot. She's actually the UFC champ. She was for a while. I thought they were going to reveal that Check Varel was his daughter. That's why he wasn't.

Oh, interesting. Make it interesting. Make it interesting. A controversial theory here in the Largo audience. Jack Burrell was on the grassy knoll. Very few women with questions for How It Comes to Frogtown because they think it's a perfect film. So...

That guy's a lot more judgmental. Here we go. Yes, your name, your two stars, and your question. My name is Lucas. Ric Flair should definitely be the next star of Hell Comes to Fargo. Yeah, Natasha, you asshole. My question is, so you've got the Robert Palmer girl driving the pink war rig through the desert. I feel like, or I guess, would you guys agree that the...

The Johnny Comes Marching Home seems to be emitting from this, as would the ice cream truck going to beckon these fertile women from the desert. Is it diegetic? Is the music being played in the truck? Yeah, they're playing it during that, but I don't think they're playing it on their radio. Yeah, it's not like an ice cream truck coming through town. You know how the soundtrack to a movie works, right?

Oh, boy. Jason, it's a video. Do those Goonies think it was weird when they turned on the radio and they heard that Cyndi Lauper song about the Goonies? Were they like, wow, that's about us, right? They already made a song about us and our adventures? That's so cool that on the Death Star they had an orchestra. All right. Your name, your two stars, and your question. Sarah, I feel like Hulk Hogan would be really good. He has a video. That also is a film. Yeah.

Did you say that her... Are you asking me? Yeah. You're looking right at me. I know. But first of all, my real question to you is... It is unsettling. Who are you of your group? No, yes, go ahead. She's the Czech Varel of her group. Yes, your question. Okay, did you say that her sexy... Me. Yeah. Yeah, you, earlier. Yeah, I'm listening. Jason, she's pointing for people listening, Jason. I think that Jason said her sexy dance that she does to get him to have sex with the feral girl didn't work.

But when she was dancing, there was a clanking sound, and I thought that was his dick. That's cool. Somebody else who doesn't know how boners work. No, you might be right. You might be right. Because it's the metal sound of his metal dick hitting the metal. Metal on metal, because a fleshy thing hitting the metal. No, I get it. You and I both understand how boners work. All right. Your name, your two stars, and your question.

Owen, I think this should be the next Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt project with her directing. His name is not actually Sam Hell. What is it? In the beginning when they're doing the med tech thing where he gets the codpiece, she says clearly Sam Hellman. Do you think someone was writing this and said, well, if his name is Sam Hell, no one's going to believe that. It's just that Hellman, and he uses hell for short.

Do you think at any point... No one shortens your last name. Ready? Oh, okay. I hope we are right. I doubt it now, but... Nothing changed. Here we go. Three, two, one. What in the Sam... Yes, that was it! That was it! I was going to say, did somebody run in at a certain point and go, who in the Sam hell is Sam Hellman? And you two are together, so I want to give you... We just hugged.

Oh, she and I just hugged. I want to give you a chance to ask a question, too, so you can't go home and feel like you got something that you didn't get. So what's your question? I just wanted to correct that the girl in the desert is actually one of the escapees because they ask her, like, why didn't they come with you? And they're like, oh, because they're all passives, which comes back with the sword. Got it. So she's not a feral desert person, as I have been referring to her.

By the way... She's an escaped woman of the harem. By the way, I have to say, the women tonight have been really on point with what has gone on in this movie. To a point that I feel dumb and not singing. Who has a really good one? A really good one. Sir, you come on. Yeah, come on. You're in the middle. Yeah, come on.

I'll get somebody really deep in there. Oh, boy. Here we go. Your name, your two stars, and your question. Here we go. I'll hold the microphone. Sorry, I make you do it. Get it together. So, the two stars. I think Natasha would be pretty good at it. Oh, hell yeah. Wait, I want to be Chuck Varell, though. Hey, honey, you'll always be my Chuck Varell. He's another Jason of his group. No, no, no. I'm saying the other actor would be Jason of the group.

Oh, you're casting her as that guy? No. He's casting her as Sandal Bergman and the guy who said he's the Jason of his group. As Sam Hell? Yeah. Wait, why can't I be Sam Hell? That's my wife! You'll be the whole guy. Your question. You can be towed. So, did they ever clarify what ECR means? I got that from my girl. ECR? Yeah, so ECR. Which is what? What is ECR? Oh, I'm sure they tell you at the beginning. It's like electronic...

Any ladies know? Any ladies know what the ECR is? Wait, what's the question? Why is it called an ECR? Oh, I see. Electronic Cod Propulsion. Electronic Cock Restraint. Electronic Cock Restraint. No! The word cock is not part of it. We all lost our minds.

Oh, now you're quality controlling this film? I mean, there is no way. These people. This group of artists would never do solo. I'm talking about med tech. I'm talking about med tech. They would never put the word cock in the fourth row. They're the ones who made the no condom sign. They're cool.

Oh my God, that was so crazy. It's the 80s, no condoms. And the pink car. Oh, guys, there's so much. I will repeat that this movie did come out in theaters. Okay, your name, your two stars, and your question. My name is Stacy. Two stars would be Tom Hardy and Charlize Theron. My question was, do frogs really have three dicks? Yeah. Moving on.

What are we doing? Do you remember when Paul said a good one? Now that was actually a good question. Do frogs really have three dicks? Wait a second. I have a real question for that person. Can I ask you a question? The microphone isn't there, but you can yell out. How old are you? Don't you think if there was something that had three dicks in your 31 years, you would have heard about it?

If there was an animal running around with three independently operating penises, don't you think we'd be talking about it? Jason. On this podcast, me specifically. Jason. Because I'm the Jason of the group. Jason, I don't want to take your word for it. We have a veterinarian here who says they can get to the bottom of it. Where's our veterinarian? Hello, veterinarian. Does...

First of all, what's her name? Oh, if I'm proven wrong, I'm going to be really embarrassed. Is it Dr. Dana? Dr. Dana, yeah. Dr. Dana. And here is the question. Double D? Do frogs have three penises? No, they have a multi-purpose orifice called a cloaca. Oh, yeah, I got one of those. I actually got that at the pleasure chest. A multi-purpose orifice. What can they do in that multi-purpose? What does it do? Just all the secretions come out at once.

Shit, piss, and you can stick it in. All right, great. So they've just got one hole to rule them all? Boom, boom, boom. Nailed it. Stop crushing. I think we can't top that. Wow. Wow, wow, wow. Wow. Wait, but some animals do have two penises. I'm reading an article from sciencealert.com.

Called, why do some animals have... Here's why some animals have two penises. Okay. And why? Scientists have found out the origin of the double penis and have worked out why humans have only one. This one's weird. Except for comedian Moshe Kasher. That's right there on the Wikipedia. Does it say what's weird about it? Is that you have zero or more than one? I, too, have a colloquia or whatever. We have a...

You have a colloquium? Yeah. Colloquium for a dream. That's how we end the movie. Get out of here, Pete Holmes. Yeah, snakes have two penises. What? Some birds have two penises. That's what it's saying here. I mean, hey, what are you going to do? Does that ring true to you, doctor? Okay, she's... Oh, yeah. No, I know, and they are animals. I smell sequel.

Okay, so obviously a lot of people have a lot to say about this movie. If you want to talk about this movie or anything on your mind, you can call us at 619-ASK. That's A-S-K, Paul Ask. 619-Paul Ask. And go ahead, call her. We have you on the air. Well, you can ask questions like this. Like this question right here.

And I'm going to call back every week until you answer this question because I ask everybody this question and no one has given me a good answer. Let's say we're rebooting Ernest. We're sending Ernest to work. Ernest goes to work. I don't fucking know. But we're rebooting Ernest. Who plays Ernest in the reboot?

No one will answer that question. He's been asking everybody. Wait, Jason. But he doesn't know if it's Ernest Goes to Work. Also, no one asked me who would reboot. Moshe. Yeah, Jason. I want to reboot Ernest. Okay. I don't know. Great idea, by the way. Thank you so much. I don't know. It's like Ernest Goes to Work. Okay, that's the obvious. Moshe. Do I play Ernest? What'd you just say? What did you fucking ask me?

Oh, I'm sorry. Who should play Ernest? Fuck you, I'm not answering that question. Wow. That's a difficult... Well, let's go around the circle here. Who would you recast as Ernest? Natasha, you can play along with this too. I mean, June talked about Ernest's sexuality being an all-time high. Do you find him to be a sexual person? June felt like, legitimately, not a joke, June was like, he has a strong sexual presence.

I'm trying to picture him and I just keep seeing Mr. Bean. Is that different? Yeah, he's very different. Yeah. Ernest P. Worrell, he's... Oh, he has like the ears. He's like, I know what I mean, Vern. Oh, okay. He should be that comedian, Harlan Williams. Wow. Great. By the way, great call. Great call. Really good. That's pretty good. Yeah.

That's good. All right, Harlow, that is pretty solid. I've got a conceptual one. Okay. Because Ernest P. Worrell got his... Conceptual one. Well, because she, I think Natasha... Grimace from McDonald's. No, it's more like world peace, the concept of world peace.

No, because Ernest got his start, as I'm sure you guys know, as the spokesperson for Squirt Soda, I would say that Orlando Jones, who was once the spokesperson for Sprite, would be a great and diverse new look at the Ernest franchise. It's very conceptual, but I can get behind that. All right. Jason, do you have anybody coming to mind? I'm having trouble. I'm trying to figure it out. Who's got the funny, goofy...

Likeability. Jack McBrayer. That's good. That's real good. He's got that goofy southern charm. And he's a real dummy. A real dumb dumb. Now the pressure's on me. I've been thinking, I'm not going to be able to come up with anything to top these. These are all real good. That's good. Okay. Andrew Dice Clay. Andrew Dice Clay just fumbling through a weird world. No, no. You know what I mean, Vern?

Burn! Get the fuck in here, burn! Oh! Squirt soda!

If you want to hear more questions like this and answers like this, you can listen to our mini episodes every week. We can call in 619-PAUL-ASK. Paul-ask, A-S-S. No. Ask. A-S-K, Jason. A-S-K. 1-800-PAUL-ASK. All those Paul Scheer-asked questions you want answered, call them in. It's not that. That line has been disabled. Oh, you want to talk about those buns, hon?

1-800-Paul-Axe. I got three assholes. Let's go for it. Obviously, we had an opinion about this movie, but there are some people out there that had a different opinion. It is now time for Second Opinion. Just because they didn't come first doesn't mean they're worse. They always come last because they kick so much ass. Second Opinions of Love. Give it up! Give it up for Dexter!

Well done. Well done. Amazing. USA. USA. USA. Frogtown. Wait, are you saying USA or Kumite? Oh, Kumite. Kumite from Blast. That is dangerously close to taking over this entire podcast. No, they weren't saying Kumite. They weren't saying Kumite. They were saying she crochet. She crochet. She crochet. It's what? Yeah! Yeah, Moshe! Yeah!

Fuck you, Moshe. What'd he say? What'd you say? Oh, man, you just got shamed. I just got knitted. Let's develop a show on MTV called You Just Got Knitted. These are five-star reviews called from Amazon. This first one is by Mitch. And it goes like this. And the grammar is as presented. When the leading male role, R-O-L-L,

is not acting. He is a pro wrestler. Rowdy Roddy Piper. Was that you, Ric Flair guy, that wrote this? I have seen all movies he is in and like them all. That's all in caps. It's like the movie he has been in were written just for him and his type of character. Why, it reminds me of my traumatic brain injury. laughter

This one, this one from 2000, writes, if anyone knows where I can find a copy of this movie, let me know at dragon1955 at juno.com. Five stars.

This is on the website Amazon.com, by the way. If anyone knows where I can find the copy. If anyone knows of a website that sells various items, including old DVDs, please do. Arguably, for him to even write this under the Hell Comes to Frogtown page, you could have bought it. They just don't have... He had to go. He had to find it for sale in order to review it.

To be fair, this is my first time on the internet since Juno.com was established as a domain name. Contact me at [email protected] This one is written by Vineet S. Cochran and it goes, "I was one of the Frog Guards. Not credited." That's cool.

I got to meet Rowdy Roddy Piper, who was very friendly, and Sandal Bergman, who asked me where she could get some coffee. And, of course, where the hummus was. The frog puns were flying a mile a minute on set, and some were unbearable. Also note the green beer made of 7-Up and Palmolive. Whoa, they couldn't get green food dyes?

Three nights in a warehouse was too much for me, and I refused to continue in a heavy frog costume in Death Valley in May to June of 1987, even though they promised me a credit. Five stars. That's amazing. But that was some information. That was cool. His story needed to be told. It really hit it off. Where's the coffee? Darling, where's the coffee?

That was his memoirs. A little commitment to the craft from that guy. Uncredited, the memoirs. If you want to know more about How It Comes to Frogtown, you can read Blake J. Harris' article at slashfilm.com. Just head over there. He does these amazing oral histories of all the films. But now I ask you guys, is there anything that we didn't cover that we want to cover? I feel like we definitely got a lot of it out.

We didn't talk about the border guard who comes back at the end. Now, here's my thing. Was that the border guard who came back at the end or the dad? Same guy. Oh, same guy. He comes back at the end and is like, I've been stealing uranium because I'm tired of it being a woman's world. It used to be a man's world. And then sword throw. He takes the sword out and runs away. Yeah.

Which, I was impressed with that. I think when someone gets a samurai... You're supposed to leave it in. Yeah. He will live longer if he leaves it in. Technically. I also wrote this. I don't remember what... Veterinarian? I also wrote...

That they were like, I don't know what this means, but I remember it maybe making sense that there are lackadaisical obstacles. He's just like, oh, there's no real obstacles there, but he's really looking like he's having a hard time traversing them, I think. Oh, one of my favorite things was they pick up a beeper, like boop, boop, boop, a motion alert, and they get in the car, and they're driving to try and find it, and she keeps giving the direction, more left.

That's not something you say. More left. More left. More left. You're either going left, you're going straight, or you're going right. I think, I don't think, she says more left enough times, they've 100% gone in a circle. More left. Where do I go up at this intersection? Left. Oh, no, more left. Oh, you mean backwards. Yeah.

Anything else? Anything else? I'm good. All right. Natasha hated this movie. No, but I really love doing the podcast. Okay, so thank you guys so much for coming out and a big thank you to everybody who makes this podcast.

All right, if you love the clips of this show, they are all put together by Avril Halle. She pulls them all together, and she has a great YouTube page. YouTube page. But basically, I have all the funny clips from this show. It's called Movie Bitches. Go visit that on YouTube. We have a big thank you to Nate Kiley, Marissa Zeitz, Leanna Waldron, everybody here at Largo, everybody here at Earwolf. Thank you guys so much for coming out to our live shows at Largo. See you next time. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

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