10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY EP 1,210 - STAR MAKING WALTON GOGGINS/OBAMA & COACH KERR ARE DEAD WRONG ABOUT HARVARD/JOE ROGAN LOVES ELOQUENT BS ARTISTS
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It's why you want the Hartford on your team. Check out the Hartford.com to learn more. But I'll tell you something. What's been going on on the Harvard campus is not a Trump thing. Them pulling the $2.2 billion in federal funding, this is not a Trump thing. This is a response, the proper response, the appropriate response, the only response.

To a non-private university who is getting $2.2 billion of federal funding, tax-exempt status. You don't want to deal with the harassment and the bullying of Jewish students on your campus? You don't want to do that? Well, then you don't get the fucking money.

You're like a little kid. You don't do what you're supposed to do in school. You don't get to go out on the weekend. You don't do what you do in school. You don't get to drive mom and dad's car. Get it? Harvard? You're smart. You guys are smart over there, right?

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Good friends of mine, my friend Ian, somebody in the DMs said, you are always complaining. You're always complaining. You're always attacking this person or that person. And that's true. That is not far-fetched. That is not an untrue statement. However, that might be all you are seeing because there's not a podcast that has ever gone by where it's all, I mean, there's maybe one, there's one I could think of.

Where it just was... And of course, there's some specialty episodes. But I always diversify the episodes. If it's not sports, it's some daily comings and goings from the life of me, the Gringo Man Dingo. And of course, I have my podcast with my wife, Rapaport's Reality. Rapaport's Reality.

where me and my wife, Kibi, discuss all things reality TV. And it is an incredible time. Oh, my God. It is an incredible time to be a reality TV fan. If you're not watching TLC, you're missing out. If you're not watching Love on the Spectrum, you're missing out. If you're not watching all things Bravo, you are missing out. We break all that down on our podcast every single Wednesday, like Clockwork, Rapaport's Reality,

You could listen where all podcasts are at Apple, Spotify, this, that, and the third. I was a little offended because I was like, I don't just talk greasy. I don't just talk crap. I don't just go after people. I celebrate so many things. I celebrate reality TV. Reality TV has never been this good, which shows like Love on the Spectrum with all things TLC, which I need to lean into more.

This girl, Baylin, with the Tourette's. People love that show. People are going head over heels about Love on the Spectrum. And of course, we are in an incredible period of time on Bravo. Summer House has never been better. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has never been better. And that is saying a lot. Not to say that this was the best season ever,

But it's just like, it just keeps going at a high level. It's like you get to a high level and then you keep going. That's the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. You got the Real Housewives of Atlanta. You got the Real Housewives of all over the place on Bravo. Right now we have Atlanta. We're just into that season. Very controversial. Angela Oakley.

Wife of who? Charles Oakley, who I will say publicly, I'm never saying anything about Angela Oakley. Number one, because you don't talk crap about Charles Oakley's wife. That's not a smart thing. Unless you're a housewife, they can go at it. Me? Sorry.

So Angela Oakley has been on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills just finished. They have a new show where the sons and daughters of other housewives are starting. I forgot the name of that. Can't wait. Summer House, awesome. Southern Charm, awesome. I go on and on and on all the time about all things reality TV. So if you're missing out on me celebrating gleefully,

Reality TV, you can't tell me that all I do is break chops, complain and attack people. You don't hear me attacking the great Erika Jayne. You do not hear me attacking the great Erika Jayne. Even the ones I don't like, Sutton Strack, not my favorite right now, but I love her. Even if I don't like her, I love her on the show. Dorit, I don't hear you guys complaining when I'm just gleefully. It brings me so much joy to discuss all things reality.

I love it.

I don't just complain. I don't just break balls. NBA playoffs. See, I even love watching LeBron James, Luka, LeBron James, Golden State Warriors, New York Knickerbockers.

Big body Brunson. Sorry, Kendrick Perkins. We came up with that. I'm smiling. See, maybe it's I don't smile enough. I got to start smiling more. We came up with the nickname for Jalen Brunson, the point god of the New York Knicks. Me, I, I am Rap Poor Stereo Pockets. We invented that. Big body Brunson. That was me. I'm smiling, so I'm not attacking the great Kendrick Perkins on ESPN.

I am pumped for these playoffs and I'm saying it with a smile. I got to start smiling more. People are misconstruing my tat, tat, tat, my tone, the T word. My tone has been an issue my whole life, toned. My ex-wife told me that. My kids told me that. I've had girlfriends that told me that. I've had my mother, my father, school teachers, and my current wife, they say, babe, your tone. My wife says, hold on, your tone. Maybe it's not what you're saying. Maybe it's your tone. I got to fix my tone.

I got to fix my tone and smile more. Then people won't just accuse me of just attacking and breaking balls. I'll smile when I attack and break balls. LeBron James, your hair looks great, man. You should be brushing it all the time. You absolutely positively do need to wear a do-rag when you're out on court, LeBron James, because you have waves, because you have so much beautiful hair. Is that better? That's what I need to start doing, smiling.

smiling when I talk shit. LeBron, absolutely positively. You brush your hair as much as you want because you have so much glorious. When I think of good hair, I think of LeBron James. I don't think of John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever. I don't think of Allen Iverson's braids. No, I think of LeBron James. When I think of great hair and somebody who needs to be brushing their hair all the time, every time you see LeBron James, he's brushing his hair and he should brush his hair.

Because he has so much of it. And when people think of fantastic, flowing, good, strong hair, we think of LeBron James. See, I'm smiling when I'm saying that. People will stop saying, you're so angry. You're so angry. You're pissed off all the time. I'm smiling. So yeah, I'm going to work on my smile and my tone. My wife has told me for years, your tone, babe, it's your tone. I know sometimes it's not what you're saying. It's how you're saying it.

So I got to work on smiling and pulling off those T's and the and smile. That's what I need to start making my personal goal.

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Before I even go down the NBA Plus, some people say, you're always attacking, you're always going after people, you're always complaining. So I mentioned all things Bravo, the great ending of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the sustainability of that show. Year after year after year, bringing a new cast member. Still great all the time.

Other thing that I'm super duper excited about is the star making year, year and a half of Walton Goggins. I love this actor. He is so fucking good. Walton Goggins. People say I complain. I have loved watching him in White Lotus. I have loved watching him in Fallout, which I was in the first episode in. And I have loved watching him in Righteous God.

gems. And let me tell you something. I worked with Walt Goggins on Justified and I've talked about this before. And I always mentioned him and Timothy Oliphant, but since people are saying, uh, you complain. And I was like, well, I'm going to talk about things that make me happy. Watching Walt Goggins emerge as a star, uh, from a character actor to a true blue star has been sensational because I worked with Walt Goggins on the season that I did of Justified and

And he's one of the absolute best actors I've ever worked with. Walton Goggins is by far one of the best actors I ever worked with him and Timothy Oliphant. Um, but specifically I'm going to talk about Walt here. Um, because this has been just this year, year and a half. It's been a run white Lotus fallout righteous gems where he's hilarious. That's my guy.

And my man is killing it on all of them. He's a leading man. He's a character actor. He's funny. He could be scary. He's just excellent. And people always say, who are the best actors you work with? And you could say the obvious, you know, the De Niro's and the Christopher Walken's. And, you know, there's been so many Ray Liotta, Jennifer Jason Lee, Christian Slater. I mean, Brad Pitt.

Juliette Lewis. I mean, there's been actors that have blown my mind. Some of you might not even know him. You're just doing a scene with him. You're like, yo, Bill Fichtner, William Fichtner in Prison Break. That guy's sick. He's a sick actor. And Walton Goggins is at the top of the top of the list of people I worked with. And I knew it off the bat. First day I was on set with him of Justified, I was like, yo, this dude is no joke. And he shows up.

For every scene, every take, whether he's on camera or off camera, talk about leaving blood on the mic, leaving blood on the floor. Walt Goggins, he comes to play. He ain't fucking around. He comes to play hard. Talk about athletes that play hard. Allen Iverson, Latrell Sprewell, Michael Jordan, Willis Reed, basketball players that go all out every single play. Walton Goggins does that.

And I got that boom. First time I was on set with him, I was like, this dude is not playing games. And he keeps doing it. And he doesn't cheat himself. He doesn't cheat the material. And he doesn't cheat the other actors and the directors and the crew around him. He gives it his all. And what I mean is that there's ways to shortcut

you know, a far away scene, a wide shot. There's ways to shortcut when you're off camera. There's ways to shortcut if it's a wide shot and you're leaving the room. Homeboy's in it the entire time.

He's in it the entire time. And I don't know whether he's a method actor or not. I didn't talk to him about it. I didn't see him as like one of these people who stays in character, but he stays in tone. There's been a lot of actors that I've been around with that stay in tone. They don't, you know, if you see him at craft services, you bump into him in the makeup trail, they're not in character. But he, when he's on that set, when he, you see him in between scenes, you could chit chat with him, but my man is there to do business, right?

He's about that life. Walton Goggins is about that life. He comes and he throws down take after take after take after take, scene after scene after scene after scene, shot after shot after shot after shot. He's dope. So I'm happy to see his success. I'm honored that I got a chance to work with him on Justified. Like I said, him and Timothy Oldfent, they were one and two because I worked on Justified. So many actors, when you show up on a set,

You know, they could be like, oh, Rapaport's here. It's our show. Oh, this person's here. It's our show. Both of those guys were like, yo, rap, we're happy to have you. Throw down. So it's not just about who he is as an actor and who they were as actors. It's who they were as people. They made me feel comfortable. They made me feel welcome. And they, it's like, I use another sports channel. They pass me the ball and we're like, shoot that shit. Shoot and keep shooting.

And shoot. And if you miss the shot, keep shooting. Both those guys made me feel on top of the world. And I think that's all anybody wants as an actor. You want the director to feel like they believe in you. You want the actors around you to feel like they believe in you. And they were one and two on the call sheet. It was their show. And they made me feel like I was, you know, there and happy to be there. So to see Walton Goggins killing in White Lotus, killing in Fallout 3.

And to see him kill it in Righteous Gemstones where he's hilarious. The man on Righteous Gemstones is way out there. Funny as shit. So that's three things on today's podcast that I love, that I'm happy about, that I'm excited about, that give me glee, joy, joy.

Realized why he's at Beverly Hills, the NBA playoffs, and the emergence of Walton Goggins as a worldwide star. He totally deserves it. Great episode so far. If I could say so myself, this episode of the I Am Rapport Stereo Podcast is already fantastic. And I've smiled. And if you're only listening to the I Am Rapport Stereo Podcast, you can see me smiling on YouTube. I am smiling so much during this episode because I want to make sure people understand how happy I am

But the NBA playoffs are, can't wait. The playing's kicking, moving, grooving. And I want to introduce Amen Thompson. Amen Thompson. There's two of them, the Thompson twins. But by next week, the entire basketball sports world will know who he is. He's a Swiss Army knife. He is a Swiss Army knife for the Houston Rockets. And he will be hovering, chasing. He's got young legs, long arms, long,

A lot of energy. And he is going to be chasing and harassing around America's sweetheart, my sweetheart, Stephen Curry, through this entire series. And I am hoping this goes seven games. Obviously, I root for the Warriors. But Amin Thompson is no joke. Again, he's got a twin brother. Mark it down. Next week, welcome. Welcome Amin Thompson into your daily NBA vernacular. Ryan Rollins.

who is the starting point guard for the Milwaukee Bucks, Dame Dollar, of course, is injured, but he's good. You're going to be talking. You're going to know about him. Giannis is going to be kicking it out to him, and you better do your thing. You better do your thing. I believe he's going to do his thing because he's ready to rock and roll, and Dame Dollar's out. Ty Jerome, who's a combo guard, who won the college title, he terrorizes benches everywhere.

alongside Spider and Darius Garland. We're going to be talking about Austin Reed. We're going to be talking about Christian Braun. White boy. Badass white boy. High foot. Look like all he does is eat, drink, sleep. Basketball. He looks like one of them white dudes who just eat, drinks, sleep. Basketball. Austin Reeves, who obviously people know because he plays alongside LeBron James with the greatest hair in the league. LeBron James, who brushes his hair publicly more than any... Yo, LeBron James.

I'm saying this with love and respect and joy. John Travolta, we saw him brush his hair in Saturday Night Fever. We saw his hair in Grease. Farrah Fawcett, when you think about hair, you think about her. Allen Iverson, the braids laid down, iconic. Nobody seems to care more about their hair than LeBron James. And I'm not here to shame LeBron James losing hair. I get it. I get it. Anyway, another person, Zooby Zooby Zooby,

who people know about if you follow basketball, but he's going to be duking out with the Joker and the Clippers. Listen, we don't know what could happen with Kawhi. He might wind up stepping on attack. He might wind up spraining something. But if he's playing the way he's playing and peaking the way he's peaking right now, the Clippers are an issue with James Harden, Slim Jim James Harden, and Zubiak Zubiak.

He's going to be duking it out. And he was traded by the Lakers to the Clippers for a bag of snowballs. They gave him a bag of snowballs for Zubiak. And now he's the best center in the league that nobody talks about. I'm not saying he's the best center in the league, but he's the best center in the league that nobody talks about. He's a double-double machine. So the NBA playoffs are starting this weekend, and I just cannot wait to

I cannot wait. And it's just all the series look good. There's so much veteran talent. There's so many stars. There's so many emerging stars. And there's a guys are knocking on the door of being introduced to the NBA world at large. And I just named a few. I cannot wait for the NBA playoffs to get into full effect. NBA playoffs playing tournament to me. Same thing. Same thing. And it's happening now.

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What else is going on? Harvard. I never thought that I would need to speak about Harvard, UPenn, MIT, or Columbia University. I never thought, never paid attention to, never cared about Harvard.

about these places in my life. I never thought that I would have to talk about Miranda from Sex and the City publicly. I never thought that in the last few days, I would publicly go after B-Rock Obama or Warriors head coach Steve Kerr, who I love. I loved him as a player. I love his story. The time I met him, I talked about it on the I Am Rapaport Stereo Podcast. I love the Warriors.

But this week, because of the Harvard situation, which let me remind people where everything is at, how we got here with Harvard. Obviously, October 7th happened and Harvard is supposed to be the best of the best. Harvard's a brand. Coke, Pepsi, Gatorade, Harvard, Nike, M&M's.

You know the deal. Harvard is a brand. It's the top of the top. When you think of Harvard, you think of elite, smart, Ivy League. This has got to be the best of the best. That's what we've been told. It's the best of the best. The best of the best of the best. And of course, October 7th happened. And because they're so smart at Harvard, October 8th, they were out there protesting. How and why they were protesting,

At Harvard October 8th? I don't know. They're so smart. They must have known something. They must have known something because they were out there. Boom. While the bodies and the situation was still being sorted out in Israel, Harvard was out there protesting, celebrating, laughing, bringing out their drums. They're out there playing their, it looks like a Coachella.

It's funny that I said Coachella because it's week two of Coachella and October 7th. Can you imagine if week two at Coachella while Travis Scott is performing and Charlie XCO or whatever the fuck her name is and Billie Eilish were on stage or Taylor Swift or whoever's out there, Tyler, the creator, Doshi or Alicia Keys. I think she's performing. Can you imagine it? Week two of Coachella. If while all the kids are

Your kids, even parents with kids, were at Coachella getting ready to watch Alicia Keys or Charlie XCX or Billie Eilish. If paragliders from Mexico with machine guns and rockets started landing and trucks from Mexico broke through the border and they started mowing down everybody at Coachella,

Can you imagine how you would feel? Can you imagine the response from the United States? Can you imagine the response from the world? If at Coachella week two, 2025, while you're partying, drinking this, that, and the third, you're popping pills and getting ready to watch Alicia Keys or Billie Eilish,

If paragliders came in and animals came in from Mexico or anywhere, let's just say they came in from San Diego or let's say they came in from Los Angeles for whatever reason. Who cares? You wouldn't care what their reason or agenda was. You wouldn't care what their rationale or their feelings were. You'd go, oh my, oh my God, this is horrible. And wait, not only are they killing and raping people, they're kidnapping people.

People from Coachella. And not only kidnapping, raping, murdering people from Coachella, they're kidnapping, raping, and murdering people from the surrounding areas of Coachella. Out there in the valley, in Palm Springs. They're going into homes and taking people and killing them and raping them and doing whatever the fuck they want. Can you imagine the response? What would the response be? What would your response be? You'd be like, get those people back.

ASAP, find the people that did it and fucking kill them all. That's what you'd say. You wouldn't go, well, well, well, maybe they have a thought or opinion. Maybe we should listen to and try to understand. No, you'd say get these cocksuckers and bury these motherfuckers. Wouldn't you say that? That's what you would say. If anything like that happened to Coachella, if anything similar happened to Coachella week two, 2025,

The same way it happened October 7th, 2023rd, when they paraglided in, when they burst through the borders and they started doing whatever they want and started kidnapping. And when they brought them back to their hole, what did you see? Didn't people see people going, why is there a dead girl on the back of that truck? Wait, why is there a dead guy on the back of that motorcycle? Wait, why are there civilians on the back of that truck? What'd you see?

You saw people fucking celebrating, laughing, cheering. Yes, yes, yes. That's what you saw. How would you feel if this was happening after Coachella week two, 2025? I bet you wouldn't be looking for excuses or rationale.

as to why and how the animals perpetrated what they perpetrated. And how would you feel if that happened week two of Coachella 2025, and 560 days later, they still have people that they kidnapped from Coachella? How would you feel? I don't need to guess or even ask the question of how you would feel. It wouldn't be a conversation. We'd all be on the same page, just like we were all on the same page post-9-11.

Everybody was on the same page. Find them and fucking eradicate them. Unlive them. And if there's casualties, sorry. There were casualties of 9-11 when you were trying to make your point. There were plenty of casualties. When they broke in Osama bin Laden's house, Osama bin Laden wasn't the only one they put down. Casualties. That's what happens. That's what happens. Unfortunately, that's what happens. But on these college campuses, October 8th,

and beyond, specifically Harvard. We're going to stick with Harvard this week. There was celebrations. There were marches. There were professors out there saying all these things. And at the time, there were so many American hostages. Harvard didn't condemn the attacks of October 7th. Harvard didn't demand or condemn anything.

The taking of American hostages. Harvard didn't stop the harassment and bullying of Jewish students on campus. Harvard didn't do anything while these geeks. Let me tell you something. These Harvard students, you're a bunch of fucking geeks. We need to make bullying great again. We've given these geeks, we've given them too much respect.

Too much leeway, too much thoughts, too much feelings. Make bullying great again. These geeks on Harvard campus, bullying, harassing, and talking about globalize the intifada. And Harvard didn't stop it. The encampments, Harvard didn't stop it. The bullying, Harvard did nothing. And anybody who's got any questions about what an intifada is, an intifada

What it actually is, you could go, well, they mean this. They mean that. See, this is that Palestinian bullshit. That's that terrorist mentality. Well, if you look up in the dictionary, nah, motherfucker. When Yasser Arafat called for an intifada, he meant kill the Jews. Kill them all. And that's what happened. Intifada one, intifada two. Israel, buses being blown up, cafes being blown up. So when you talk about globalizing the intifada, this is not a chant, right?

This is not a Kumbaya. This is not Teddy Pendergrass. Wake up, everybody. This is not any of that. This is not we are the world. This is not. This is kill the fucking Jews by any means necessary. Intifada means kill, injure and attack Jews. That's what it means. It might not mean that to you geeks on Harvard campus, but that's what it means to the people who actually fight.

took action when Yasser Arafat and them called for the Intifada 1 and the Intifada 2. You're calling globalizing the Intifada. That means you're looking to kill me if I'm Jewish. Harvard did nothing about any of this. And then, of course, there were the Congress hearings, and I believe it was December of 2023, where Elise Stefanik

Oh, I don't know. I don't even know what state she represents. I'm be fully honest right now. I don't even know what state she represents, but if she ever is in my presence, I might cry for what she did that day when she held their feet to the fire, Claudine gay and that McGill from UPenn in MIT, that Elise Stefanik, you are invited to Shabbat dinner. You're invited over for a grilled cheese on a Monday night.

If I ever see Elise Stefanik on the side of the road, it's a blizzard. She got a flat tire. I'm pulling over. Take my car. You deserve it. Those Congress hearings, UPenn, MIT, Harvard, and the rest of them, when she was specifically asking these women, they were all women, McGill, that Claudine Gay,

About the calling for genocide of Jews, the bullying of harassment on college campuses, specifically Harvard, and these fucking assholes. And that's what they are, these scumbags. We're talking about context. This depends on the context. What is the context? If they say something and then action takes place and this, that, and the third happens,

And it was embarrassing. And these are the leaders of your universities, Harvard, Columbia, UPenn, MIT, and they're all gone now. They either resigned, got fired, or stepped down, except for that Claudine Gay. She's still teaching. She's still getting paid by Harvard. And Columbia University was told by Trump and the Trump regime, these things need to happen now.

Otherwise, your federal funding goes to the dumps. These things need to happen. Otherwise, we're not going to continue to fund these anti-Semitic, anti-Jewish, anti-Zionist, anti-Israel, so-called smart universities. And this week, the Trump administration, they said, we have nine demands. These are the things that we want to happen.

These are the things that we want to happen. Otherwise, we're pulling your federal funding, your money, your taxpaying money, my money, my fucking money, your money, $2.2 billion federal taxpaying dollars. Remember, it's your money. $2.2 billion. People like the homeless, the disenfranchised, $2.2 billion of your money goes to Harvard. And Trump said, if this doesn't happen, if that doesn't happen,

And all these things based on the Civil Rights Act of 1965, and all these things that we've seen with our own eyes calling for the end to final, campuses being taken over, bullying, harassment, there's lawsuits from students, this, that, we've all seen it. And like I said, they started October 8th. Why? How they knew to start on October 8th? I don't know. Maybe they're just so smart. The smartest of the smart, bunch of geeks at Harvard. They started while the bodies were still being sorted out.

In Israel, $2.2 billion in federal funding will be pulled. This isn't a private university. See, if it was a private university, you could do what you want. You could have people on the Harvard campus calling for anything you want. Intifadas, KKK, hey, it's a private university. Let the KKK march, freedom of speech. We got a group of people, we got 150 people. They think that anybody that owns a cat or a dog is a piece of shit.

And they want to bully them. We want to intifada against anybody that owns a cat or a dog. Do all that. Do anything you want on Harvard campus. If it's private, you ain't private. You got $53 billion in endowment money and you take $2.2 billion. This is like money coming out of their ass. And Harvard, we're not going to be bullied. We're not going to be taken advantage. We're not going to kowtow.

We're not going to take your $2.2 billion. We're going to stay independent. We're not going to listen to the Trump administration. All right, well, then fuck you and your $2.2 billion. They don't need the $2.2 billion. I say Trump and the administration do something good with it. Give it to the people. Give it to the people in need. Fuck Harvard.

They got $53 billion in endowment money. They will get that $2.2 billion somewhere else. Maybe from Qatari. Maybe from Iran. But they'll get that $2.2 billion. Don't give them the money. But it came down to a situation. Either you're a private university and you can do what you want. You want people on campus saying black people,

Should be doing this, that, or the third. Gay people should be doing this, that, or the third. Dog owners should be doing this, that, or the third. Trans people should be doing this, that, or the third. Do what you want, but you ain't taking my money. Harvard, smart ass, pencil pushing geek.

geniuses over there. You know the drill. You're not a private university. If you're a private university, you wouldn't need that 2.2 of federal tax money. Now you're going to lose your tax exempt status. It's like some kind of scheme over there. You don't want to listen to what the people who are giving you the money say. You want to have tax exempt status. That's not how it works. Money talks, bullshit walks. You'll make up that money somewhere else. Knock yourself out.

Knock yourself out. But I'll tell you something. What's been going on on the Harvard campus is not a Trump thing. Them pulling the $2.2 billion in federal funding, this is not a Trump thing. This is a response, the proper response, the appropriate response, the only response.

to a non-private university who is getting 2.2 billion dollars of federal funding tax exempt status you don't want to deal with the harassment and the bullying of jewish students on your campus you don't want to do that well then you don't get the fucking money you're like a little kid you don't do what you're supposed to do in school you don't get to go out on the weekend

You don't do what you do in school. You don't get to drive mom and dad's car. Get it? Harvard? You're smart. You guys are smart over there. Right? And you got Barack Obama.

This fucking guy. Let me tell you something. I ain't no Barack Obama expert. I never in my wildest dreams did I think I would publicly attack Barack Obama. B-Rock Obama. But after Harvard said, we're not going to take the $2.2 billion. We're not going to be told what to do. We're not going to be bullied.

By the Trump regime. They didn't say Trump, but this all comes down to blinded, blinded by everything that has to do with Trump Republicans. I know you're saying, yo, rap, you were calling him Dick's name, Donald Trump. Yo, rap, you were calling him pig dick, Donald Trump. Yeah, that was then. And this is now. You think I'm supposed to stay the same? People like you change. Yes, I've changed. I've changed as a person.

immensely in the last 10 years. I'm proud, I'm happy that I've changed as a person. I got more change to do. I got more growth to do. I got more information and education to get into my brain. I gotta fix my tone. I gotta fix my habits. Of course I've changed as a person. Have you been red-pilled? You flip-flopped. Fuck no, this ain't about red pills and flip-flops. This is about right and wrong. And that's where Obama, Steve Kerr,

And the rest of them, they can't see past it. Their own personal hatred of anything that has the R word, Republican, and obviously their own personal hatred and disdain and disgust towards Trump. They can't even make an objective decision about what is right and wrong. What's happening at Harvard, what's happening at these campuses is fucking wrong, period. And I will say it, scream it, stand by it.

And not back down from that. I don't care if it's fucking Trump. I don't give a fuck if it's Trump Jr., Barron Trump, Ivanka Trump. I don't care who it is. It's about right and wrong. They're calling for the genocide of Jews. There's harassment, bullying on your campus. And you're not doing anything to stop it by any means necessary. Fuck your $2.2 billion. And Barack Obama, Barack Obama.

He tweeted out, Harvard has set an example for other high education institutions rejecting unlawful. It's unlawful? Obama, it's unlawful to take federal funding for a private university? It's a private university. What do you need federal funding for? It's unlawful, Barack Obama said. It's unlawful to do that?

while taking concrete steps to make sure all students at Harvard could benefit from an environment of intellectually and righteousness. There's no debate. Because if they were calling for the genocide of black students, if they were harassing and bullying black students on the Harvard campus, Michelle Obama, Barack Obama, the daughters, the cousins, they'd be out there fucking protesting themselves. Themselves.

You got the fucking, the audacity. You like that word audacity, Obama? You got the audacity to make this a political thing. You got the audacity to make this a political situation. If this had people, short people, tall people, curly head people, Puerto Ricans, anybody else was being harassed, bullied, and the threat and celebration of the genocide of those people on the Harvard campus, Barack Obama wouldn't be talking that shit.

You fuck you. You fuck you. And of course, the calvary of all the other people. Bernie Sanders, AOC. This Trump-hating person. This Republican-hating person. This Democrat-hating person. This left, left, left. All of them. They all came in. Yay, Harvard. Yay, Harvard. Stand strong. Don't be bullied by the administration. Stand strong. They all came in.

But when I saw Obama doing that, I had to tweet back. I tweeted. I never thought I would tweet at Barack Obama, let alone something disparaging. And I said, F out of here. You're a joke. You and your wife would be on the front lines if the same vile hate was happening towards black people, let alone any other people besides Jewish people. F-O-H, which means fuck out of here, Barack Obama.

Shame on you again and again. Now say free the hostages, which you haven't said in 560 days. Say free the hostages, Barack Obama. You haven't said it once. Say free the hostages, Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, with your big, bleeding, caring hearts. Say free the hostages.

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And another person who came out and publicly supported Harvard, the private university,

Not taking 2.2 bil, bul, buh, bi, $2.1 billion in federal funding, which disappointed me more than Barack Obama was Warriors head coach Steve Kerr, who I just like him. He's smart. He's thoughtful. But even smart and thoughtful people can be blinded. I mean, blinded.

pitch black blinded with hate and rage when it comes to Jews, Zionism, and Trump. They can't see the difference. That's why I always knew I was smarter than a lot of these clowns. I knew it. I know where my head is at. I know where my heart is at.

It's in the right side of things, the right side of history. Because if nothing else, forget what you think about Israel, forget what you think about all this conflict. What's happening on these college campuses is not okay. And it is not acceptable. And to see Steve Kerr coach the Golden State Warriors after their win in the play-in tournament,

Versus the Memphis Grizzlies to see him at his post-game press conference come out with a Harvard basketball t-shirt to make a statement, a quiet public statement. And Steve Kerr hasn't been afraid to make comments about Black Lives Matter, LGBTQ, women's rights, Trump this, that, and the third. He's politically minded. And let's not forget that Steve Kerr eloquently, honestly, and heartbreakingly talked about

What happened to his father, Malcolm Kerr, who was the president of American University in Beirut, who was tragically and unfortunately murdered by what? Terrorists who probably abided by the slogan, globalize the intifada and who celebrated the intifada. I'm not sure. And I don't want to misquote, but I guarantee you.

The culprits, the killers of Steve Carr's dad were all about that intifada life. And I say that with respect. And that's why it really hurt me and disappointed me and made me realize, yo, a lot of smart people ain't that fucking smart when it comes to Jews and Israel and Trump. That combination, people can't see straight.

Jews in Israel is enough for make people to talk crazy. Jews, Israel and Trump, forget it. Because Steve Kerr's father was killed in cold blood by terrorists at the American University in Beirut. So to see him side and make a public statement supporting all the things I just broke down, supporting Harvard turning into a free-for-all, a celebratory pisshole campus of geeks,

and bullies harassing, tormenting, and bullying Jews was really disappointing from someone who I respect and respect. And I don't know if I've lost all respect for him, but I've certainly lost an amount of respect for Steve Kerr for wearing that Harvard t-shirt, a subliminal support for Harvard.

Like they're the little guy. Oh, they're the little guy. They're standing up to the university with their $53 billion in endowment money. They're not going to take the $2.2 billion from the Trump administration. They're not going to take the $2.2 billion of federal money that you're paying for. They're just the little guy standing up to the big bully and the Trump administration. Steve Kerr, you're wrong. You're wrong. You're misinformed. Or maybe you're not misinformed. Maybe you're just down with Jew hate.

Maybe you're comfortable with people saying, "Globalize the Intifada," which is crazy coming from you, knowing what happened to your father. And I say that with all due respect. And of course, there's all these goofies. You know, and I've been reluctant to really finger point at other actors or actresses who have been wrong, misinformed, fake, fake little poets. Like, I'm a poet. I do ceramics. I'm sweet.

I'm a sweet guy. I'm a sweet, poetic actor. I speak softly and I care of a big heart. I have a big heart. I read and I do ceramics. I've been reluctant to criticize people in my business, my coworkers, my fellow SAG actors in the last decade.

Year and a half, the last 560 days, and it is today 560 days, there are still 59 hostages in Gaza. 24 of them are believed to be alive. But to see these actors who present themselves as caring, thoughtful, loving people, where terror pins that pin...

The hand with the red on it. You know what the red is? The blood. You know what that pin was inspired by? A terrorist that killed Jews and showed his bloodstained hands to the crowd and people cheered. Other terrorists cheered the terrorists and they all wore it. Guy Pearce, Australian, so eloquently talks about his understanding and deep, deep compassion for

For the people in Gaza, he understands it deeply. He wears the pin and he speaks calmly because he's so compassionate. Guy Pearce, the actor, Australian. There's not a lot of racism in Australia, is there? No, that's not a thing in Australia. It never have been, right? Guy Pearce just talks about it. He knows it intrinsically, Guy Pearce. He wears the red pin with the handprint with the blood on it.

The handprint of the blood of Jews. He wears that because they're misunderstood. These are people that have been through everything. You understand that so intrinsically, Guy Pearce and all these podcasters.

And this fucking guy, Dave Smith, they're compassionate. They understand. I don't know why these podcasters, all you podcasters, Dave Smith, you're making so much money off your anti-Semitic, anti-Jewish views. And you talk about your compassion. Dave Smith, you better hope, pray nothing ever comes out about the way you treat

Anybody, because you're so compassionate. His whole thing comes back, well, I know this fact and I know this fact. And I'm also, it's just a compassionate thing. It's the right thing. I'm just a compassionate person. Him, Ian Carroll, and these other scumbags, anti-Jewish, anti-Semitic, why don't any of you podcasters understand?

You're all making money off this conflict. Why don't you fly to Israel? Fly to Israel right now. Get on a plane. You can afford first class. You're profiting hand over fist, Dave Smith. Go to Israel. Go right to Judea, Samaria. Go to Jenin. You know where it is. You know the history. You know all about it. Go to Jenin or Ramallah right now. Bring cash, shekels.

And sit down and interview some of these terrorists that have just gotten out of jail for hostages. Sit down some of these terrorists who have committed murders and violence and have them on your podcast. You can give them some money.

Get yourself an Airbnb in Ramallah or Janine. Bring some money. You can interview all these people. You want to understand the conflict? You don't have to interview any Jews. Go right to Judea Samaria. Go right to Janine and talk to the source because you're so smart. You have all these points of views. You read this and you got that quote and you guys spin cycle. You're like three card Monty playing bullshit artist Jew haters. You spin words beautifully.

Why don't you go interview some of the terrorists? There's hundreds of them. Go interview some of the terrorists that you feel like you understand and have so much compassion for. I don't understand why none of these activists...

Free Palestine this, free Palestine that. 560 days. Now one of these scumbags who's online has brought their ass to Judea, Samaria and been close to the people they feel like and they say they understand and have such compassion for. Bring money. You don't have to have it happen on you. Give them money. Go give the terrorist that you love money. Go find that. Well, he's dead. But go find one of his cousins or his family, Guy Pearce.

That pin that you wore with the bloodstained hand? Go give the guy money. He's had a hard life. He must have had a hard life. That's why he... Why else would he kill Jews? Because he had such a hard life. He was so oppressed. Go give him money. And Miranda, the most boring character on Sex and the City. Miranda, Cynthia Nixon, LGBTQ supporter. I believe, allegedly, she's married to a transsexual woman. Fantastic. I believe...

She said she has transsexual LGBTQ people in her family and possibly kids, I believe, allegedly. Miranda is another person I never thought I would be tweeting at. I could give two shits about Miranda. She's the worst and the most boring out of all the women on Sex and the City. Miranda's not that dude.

Miranda this week showed up for a press conference for the spinoff of Sex and the City, and it had to be custom made. She had a custom made shirt with the green and the red. She had a red triangle, a red triangle facing down, and she went and wore it for the, and just like that, press junket. She knew exactly what she was doing.

She knew exactly what she was doing. She was allowed to wear a shirt with the red triangle. I wonder if Miranda realized that red triangle pointing down, what that symbolizes to the people that you say you love, adore, and understand so deeply, Miranda. That red triangle is what Hamas uses in their videos to show targets of people that they have killed or want to kill. And she's allowed to wear that?

on a press junket, friend, just like that, openly gay Miranda with her openly gay kids and her openly gay wife. Do you have any fucking idea, lady, what would happen to you if you went to Janine or Ramallah? Why the fuck are you doing press junkets, cosplaying chic terrorist costumes with a red triangle that symbolizes the death and the target

Of Jews in Israel, you're wearing that shit? She couldn't have bought that at Bloomingdale's or Gimble's. She had to get that custom made. You got that custom made. You love and understand these people so much. You know what would happen to your redheaded LGBTQ ass in Judea, Samaria, Miranda, and your wife and your family members? You're like, well, who am I to impose my white privilege on?

My privilege, I'm just there to support. My white privilege, I know I'm so privileged. I don't want to project my privileged point of views onto these people. They have been through so much that I just support them. Even if they don't support me, even if they would throw me off a building or drag me, my wife, and my family on the back of the truck, I support them because I have a big, loving, compassionate heart. Fuck you, Miranda.

Fuck you, Miranda, and the horse you rode in on. And then finally, Joe Rogan. Who everybody respects Joe Rogan. How could you not? If you love MMA, you love the UFC. He's as much of the UFC as Dana White's part of the UFC. As much of the UFC as any fighter. He is the UFC. Podcasting. He's OG of this shit.

He has these people on his show. Joe Rogan loves a conspiracy theory. That's fine. You want to talk about UFOs? You want to talk about deep-seated RFK? You want to, you know, I love all that. But since October 7th, he has anybody...

Come on there and just float ideas. This Dave Smith, this Ian Carroll, this other bald-headed mustache guy. They're like three-card Monty people. I'm telling you, these guys are pimps. These guys are hustlers because they spin words beautifully. I wish I could spin words as beautifully as some of the people that Joe Rogan has had on his podcast since October 7th. They are just eloquent, eloquent bullshit artists, eloquent three-card Monty players. You ever play three-card Monty in New York?

You always feel violated afterwards. That's the same thing when you listen to these scumbags on Joe Rogan. But Joe Rogan, it's an open discussion. You know, we're just floating ideas. We're not married to them being facts or not facts. And they don't have to be experts.

We're just having, we're having a talk. We're just having a talk. I'm smoking a cigar. Sometimes I smoke weed. We're just talking. That's Joe Rogan. And it's great for everything except for facts. It's great for everything except for people that are disparaging week after week, podcast after podcast, and not telling the truth and the reality of what has happened October 7th and beyond. So you bring on one scumbag after the next scumbag.

And they say, well, I'm not an expert. I'm a comedian. I'm not an expert, but I know this. I'm not an expert on Hitler, but I'm not an expert on Churchill, but I'm not an expert on the conflict in the Middle East. But here's all of my thoughts. I'm a comedian, but we're not going to do any jokes. We're not going to talk comedy. I'm just going to expound on all my thoughts. Joe Rogan will have...

All these people come on and talk about history, Israel, Jews, genocide, and Amas. But if I came on Joe Rogan, I was like, Joe, you know, I'm an MMA fan. I've never been in a ring. He would say, have you ever, you know, like worked out MMA? No, I haven't done it. But do I have to do it to be an expert? Do I have to actually spar MMA to really know what it's like to spar MMA? Do I have to...

Can't I just... It's my opinion. I've talked to some fighters, and, you know, my brother and I, we used to pillow fight, Joe. My brother would use the heavy pillow, and when he hit me with that heavy pillow a couple times, it hurt. So I know what it's like to get hit in the head. Not like by Jon Jones, but I know what it's like to get hit in the head. But, Joe, listen, you know, I'm thinking...

Because my brother, after we would have pillow fights, sometimes we would do the chokeout game where I would let him choke me to sleep. And then he'd wake me up and I'd laugh and I'd be like, oh my God, that was so crazy. And then afterwards we'd continue fighting or wrestling or doing what we do. I think Joe Rogan, yo, when these fighters get choked out,

tap him awake, give him a standing A count. If they want to keep fighting, let him keep fighting. Wouldn't that be so exciting, Joe? Wouldn't the crowd go crazy? If one fighter gets choked out, you give him a standing A count, then they come back and win. Joe Rogan would be like, what the fuck are you talking about? You have no idea what you're talking about. Have you ever been choked out? No. Have you ever been in a UFC cage? No. It's just my thoughts. It's my ideas. It's my opinion. Joe Rogan would be like, what the fuck? The conversation would be over.

If somebody came on Joe Rogan podcast and started talking about, well, you know, the second show on a Friday night, it's not that bad. I don't know why comics Steve Martin publicly wrote in his book. I don't know why you guys always complain about the second show Friday night. Have you ever been on stage? Second show Friday? No. But have you ever done comedy? No, but he wouldn't entertain that. Churchill, World War Two, Jews, Nazis.

Gaza, genocide, anything goes on Joe Rogan. It's irresponsible. You wouldn't have these sort of floating conversations or ideas about MMA because you're an expert on it. You know it. You live it. You created it. You've done it.

Stand-up comedy, same. You wouldn't let people come in there and tell you about how a joke this and what it's like performing on the road versus different performing in a theater, which is different performing in an arena. You wouldn't let anybody have a conversation about it unless they've done it. You got these people on this. Dave Smith, Douglas Murray, ask them, when was the last time you've been to Israel? I've never been. If you've never been...

I can't talk about it? Yeah, you could talk about it. But why don't you go, Dave Smith? Joe Rogan, you have all these people come on and talk. Why don't you go? You're Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan and Janine. The Joe Rogan Podcast, live from Judea, Samaria. Interview some of these terrorists.

Interview some of the widows of IDF soldiers. Interview some of the hostages who've gotten out of Gaza. Talk to them, Joe Rogan, instead of talking to Dave Smith and the rest of these fucking dum-dums. I'm out.

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