10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY EP 1,211 - KNEECRAP AT COACHELLA/MAHMOUD KHALIL HAS A KID/NBA PLAYOFFS BRAND OF BALL & MVP AMERICAN IDOL/YALE ENCAMPMENT
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On today's high-flying, fully disruptive I Am Rapaport Stereo Podcast, the NBA playoffs are in full effect, and it's a completely different game. NBA playoffs 2025 are a completely different game. I like it. I don't like it. I'm confused by it. Plus, some group called Kneecap, Kneecap,

Some group of gorillas took over fucking Coachella. I got a lot to fucking say in my Conor McGregor senior voice. And Kookie Kanye West, nobody cares, homeboy. You ain't getting sympathy from me, homie. All that and more in a high-flying, fully disruptive I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast coming up right now. Boom! Have no fear, the I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast is here. Biggity boom! Boom!

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The more the merrier. So much to discuss. We are in the midst of the NBA playoffs. And I got to tell you, this is a completely different kind of basketball. I don't know if it's good, bad, that it's a completely different kind of basketball. I feel like it's false advertising. And for the first time in my life, I could understand why people

The players don't take the regular season that seriously because when it gets into the playoffs, you're pushing, hand-checking, grabbing, elbowing, you're bumping into people. I like it. During the regular season, you can't even make eye contact. You make too much eye contact in the regular season of the NBA. Zach Zarber and them, they're blowing whistles. They're throwing people out for staring at people. Playoffs come, first round,

It's like off the top rope. It's pushing, cursing at each other, cursing at fans. Anthony, hold your head, Duke. We know you got a lot of kids. We know you're under a lot of stress. We know you're free, fun, loving. He's getting into it with fans because they're talking about his kids, talking about my dick's bigger than yours. You're talking to fans, B. What the fuck are you talking about? Ant-Man, that's the best. You're a good...

Anthony Davis is a good trash talker. That's the best you got to a fan is my dick is bigger than yours? What are you talking about, man? That was crazy. I know you got something better, man. I know you got something better up your sleeve. As much trash as you talking is...

eloquent as you are with your vernacular, because it's fun to watch Anthony Edwards. Did I say Anthony Davis? Anthony Edwards do press conferences. He's unpredictable. He's funny. He's got a funny disposition. I don't agree with all the things he says, but a fan is heckling you and you say, yeah, but my dick is bigger than yours. What? What are you talking about? You're in the NBA, man. Like, I get it. You want to say more, but sometimes say less.

Recalibrate, man. Get a joke writer. Hire a writer. Anthony Edwards, you can hire a writer. There's so many funny comedians and writers. They do it for free. Hit up a writer and be like, yo, when I'm getting heckled, give me a few things to say to these people. Because the last time I got heckled, some teenagers were asking me something, and I said, yeah, but my dick is bigger than yours. You sound nuts, B. But the playoffs are great, and they're fun. But the NBA, man...

The games are the games. There's just so much nonsense with the NBA and everything that comes with the NBA. They announced the finalists of the regular season MVP. So now they don't just talk about it all season long. Now they don't just talk about it all playoffs long. We got to be on pins and needles to find out who's going to win when they announce the finalists. This is an American Idol.

This isn't Big Brother like, yo, we're going to see who they're going to vote off this week. This is the NBA. It's the regular season MVP. I don't get why you drag it out through the playoffs. We forgot. We forgot what happened during the regular season. Because like I said before, during the regular season, it's a completely different style of basketball. And now you're dragging out going, the three finalists.

I feel like Ryan Seacrest should have came out there and said, guys, we have the finalists. The three finalists for the regular season MVP, which we're going to tell you about in two months, in June, are the Greek Freak, the Joker, and Shea Gilders. And everybody's like, oh my God, they announced the finalists. We know this. Just give the award out, man. Regular season's over. They're going to drag it out and sponsors and this, that, and the third. It's insane.

But the games have been great. Kawhi Leonard has been great. The Knicks are in trouble. I think they're going to win this series, but I told you the Knicks are in trouble. The Pistons reminded me of that old, old 1984 series when Bernard King, Darryl Walker, Isaiah Thomas, Hubie Brown. The Pistons weren't even playing in an arena. They were playing in like an old football stadium. Kelly Drapuka and them.

But those were some, that was a great New York Knicks Detroit Piston series. I think it was three out of five. I mean, that was, they showed some clips and I was like, man, that was so much fun. I remember watching those games. They were so intense. They were so ferocious and just going at it. And it'll never be the same, but there's been moments where the Pistons and the Knicks, it feels like that old school basketball. I was watching the Rockets and the Warriors. They're like bumping. I like it.

I just don't know why it's so drastically different during the regular season. I wish there was a way to split the difference. I mean, that's not sustainable, actually. The way they play playoff NBA basketball, you can't sustain that all season long. But there's got to be a way to split the difference a little bit. And I will give a shout out to this team.

HBO series Celtics City, Celtics City, which I think it's eight or nine parts. It's got to be coming to the end. I think it's one more part where it covers the history of the Celtics and, of course, the history of the disgusting racism in Boston.

every episode, like I said, it's like, uh, Bill Russell won the championship and then they, they killed his dog. And then, uh, Larry Bird won the, the MVP. And then they said that we glad that we finally, uh, you know, got a white guy winning the award. And then there was a race ride and then there was a public school race ride. And then they were busing black kids. And here's what happened when they were, I mean, this place is crazy. Boston is just, I mean, it's racist to the core, uh,

But it's been good. It's been entertaining, especially when they got into the late 70s and the 80s. I almost shed a tear. I never thought that I would shed a tear. Anything that had to do with the Boston Celtics or Larry Joe Bird, Danny Ainge, Kevin McHale, Robert Parrish. But that 1980s Larry Bird, Big Three Celtics episode, I almost shed a tear.

Now, granted, I am off my mood stabilizers. And when you're off mood stabilizers and you've been on mood stabilizers, Lexapro, FXR for the last 20 years, when you get off the mood stabilizers, yo, you need to warn everybody. And you need to remind yourself that you're off mood stabilizers because you're not on the same playing field as you were when you're on the mood stabilizers. That Prozac, I was never on that Zach. But during that 1980s Larry Bird thing,

And they just talk about, you know, Larry Bird and Kevin McHale and Robert Parrish and, you know, them playing together in that brotherhood and the city and the racism in that city. Every episode mentions race as it should. It's crazy. Every episode in Celtic City mentions race and the racism and the volatile race relations in Boston's tiny. It's crazy. It's crazy.

It's crazy. There's so many people that hate black people in this tiny little city. It's actually scary. But that episode when they fired Bill Fitch and they hired Casey Jones and it almost had me teary eyed. And then, of course, they got into when Len Bias came in the Reggie Lewis stuff.

And the last episode is about the Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, Ray Allen, Doc Rivers Celtics. And it starts reminding me, I totally forgot, Rick Pitino coached that team beforehand. They stunk. And then somebody else coached the team and they stunk. And they finally brought in Doc Rivers. And then they made the trade for Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce. They go into the Paul Pierce stabbing scene.

And I'm not going to lie. When they won that championship, Kevin Garnett, anything is possible. And his relationship with Bill Russell and what that meant for Bill Russell to have a guy that he really respected, a big guy like Kevin Garnett, almost had me in tears also. I never thought that I would almost be in tears watching or viewing anything that has to do with the Boston Celtics. Yet here I was, two episodes, almost in tears. Again, off all the mood stabilizers.

So who knows? Maybe this is the real me. Maybe I'm a big, disruptive crybaby because I have so much emotion in me that comes out in the last six weeks. And I know I always have a very emotional, but sometimes it tends to lean towards anger and frustration. And I still have a lot of anger and frustration, but I've never, I haven't cried this much. Psh.

I can't, I don't think I ever cried this much in my life. And I'll go into some of the reasons why, but I will say Celtic City from somebody that can't stand the Boston Celtics on HBO with Bill Simmons. He executive produced it. Don't really fuck with Bill Simmons. Respect him. But he was on some, some sucker shit.

Bill Simmons was on some bullshit when it was time for me to come to him to promote my book. This book has both sports rants from the MVP of Talking Trash. I hit Bill Simmons not once, not twice, three times, three times. He didn't hit me back, but he hit me back when he heard that I was telling people that he didn't hit me back. Not once, not twice, three times. Then he's like, oh, what's the matter? Motherfucker, I hit you three times to tell you what was going on.

And let me remind you, when Bill Simmons was doing his podcast, I was the guy. I was the guest he'd call. When he did his garbage HBO show, I was the guy that did the best thing on his show. But that was then, this is now. And I will give it a two leprechauns up. Two leprechauns up. Celtic City on HBO. Thumbtack presents the ins and outs of caring for your home.

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What else is going on? Sometimes I feel like I'm like a disruptive warrior, for real. Sometimes I feel like I am a true blue disruptive warrior, for real. Again, if you're watching this on YouTube, subscribe, rate, review. Set those alerts, because they never know when I might pick this puppy up and go live on that ass. Leave a comment, ask a question. We see it all. Man, 80 years ago today, as of the recording of this Iron Rapport Stereo Podcast, the Holocaust...

happened 80 years ago. My father's 91. That's why they're survivors. It's the 80th anniversary. Remembrance. It's not an anniversary. Anniversary sounds positive. But 80 years ago, the Holocaust went down and we know the ramifications. And it's crazy that 80 years ago, there's still so much open, anti-Jewish, anti-Semitic going on all over the place. It is

If it's not at Coachella, a music festival, which is so ironic that Coachella, a music festival, just like the Nova Music Festival, the Nova Music Festival where, of course, on October 7th, paragliders, terrorists on trucks, on foot, innocent civilians came in there and slaughtered hundreds upon hundreds of young people early in the morning, on a holiday morning at the Nova Music Festival.

And here we are, 560 plus days, and some of those young people from the Nova Music Festival are still being held hostage. And just a few days ago, at week two, at Coachella, some group, can't even call these guys musicians, kneecap was up there with their...

propaganda and they're pro this and they're pro that and they're anti-Jewish, anti-Zionist and they're screaming and yelling. They got lights, kneecap. These guys can't play a guitar. These guys can't play the piano, can't play the flute, can't play the bagpipes, probably can't even play with the little baby Irish dicks screaming and yelling. They don't rap. They don't sing. None of them could play an instrument. And some are like, what's rap music? That shit ain't, yo, your music ain't rap.

Don't dare call yourself rappers. You guys ain't, you know, fucking rapper kind of rap music is that? Cause you guys are garbage. You don't sing. You don't dance. You don't play the fucking, the violin. You got no talent. 0.0 talent. Yeah. Hezbollah loving terrorist, loving creep, cock sunkers, fucking kneecap knee crap fucking

Who the fuck? What the fuck is a fucking kneecap? A knee crap? Can one of yous blow a fucking Irish bagpipe? Can one of yous fucking strum a fucking guitar? Tinkle at the fucking piano? Can one of yous play the fucking piano? And you're screaming and yelling about free Palestine? And fuck Israel? Fuck yous!

You're no talent, non-rapping ugly. I mean, there's three of them. One of them is uglier than the next. And one of these baboons from kneecap, he's so fucking ugly. He wears a mask to cover his fucking ugly fucking face. What are you hiding? What the fuck are you hiding? Knee crap.

And Coachella's a music festival. It's a fucking baboon festival. You let fucking baboons take over the fucking place out there in Palm Springs with this knee crap. No fucking guitar playing. Jew hatin'. None of us is rapping. None of us could get jiggy with it.

None of us can freestyle over big beats. Oh yeah. I go back to the 80s with my fucking hip hop. Oh yeah. You're not fucking DJing. You're not singing. And you're certainly not fucking rapping. You call yourself fucking rappers? You ain't fucking emceeing nothing, you fucking gorillas.

And the one wearing the fucking mask, what are you hiding under there? You ugly, shite music. Kneecap. Knee crap. I wasn't even going to say anything about these people. But they got so much attention for being out there. 80 years, almost to the day after the Holocaust. Thumbtack presents the ins and outs of caring for your home.

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Khalil Muhammad. We know who Khalil Muhammad is. His wife gave birth to a baby boy. Poor, poor, poor baby boy. Damn. So terrible to come into the world knowing your father ain't shit. And I keep the kids out of it. I keep the Jews out of it, Khalil. You brought this attention onto yourself. Gave birth to a baby boy.

On the 80th year since the Holocaust. Oh, the irony. Oh, the irony. Of course, that Palestinian victimhood bullshit, that terrorist victimhood bullshit.

The wife put out a statement, we got a baby and ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, and my husband ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. You wasn't saying any of that when your husband was running around Columbia University harassing people. You wasn't saying any of that when your husband was not just running around Columbia University, he's running around New York City. Now there's documentation of this scumbag, Khalil Muhammad, Washington Square Park, talking greasy to Jewish people. You wasn't saying any of that, were you, sweetheart?

I hope your breast is got some nice baby milk. Okay. You're going to need that fresh, fresh nature's way baby milk to keep that kid fed. And I hope you raise him. I hope you raise him better than Khalil was raised, but I doubt it because any kind of terrorist is going to find himself a terrorist chick. I just hope for the baby's sake that you don't raise him with that terrorist mindset. I wouldn't bet on it. The victim hood,

We did nothing. Khalil's there. He's in ICA. He's in a detention center. That's right. Bad choices. Khalil wasn't putting together the bassinet, that diaper genie. Khalil wasn't painting the baby room. Khalil didn't go get a job to prepare for this moment. What did Khalil do? And Khalil's getting kicked out. And kneecap, you better hope, you better hope your little Coachella show doesn't

Come across the desk of an immigration lawyer. Because not only are you on that free Palestine, not only are you on that F Israel, you like Hezbollah. All the video, see, you wanted the attention. Well, now all the attention is coming your way, Nico. You better hope when you were in London, gargling, celebrating Hezbollah and Hezbollah,

Cock sucking. You better hope that doesn't make its way to an immigration lawyer, a nice Jewish immigration lawyer, because you might not ever make it back into the United States or the UK. And they'll be, well, they shut us down. We're so crazy. We're so radical. Cool. Be so crazy. Be so radical. Wherever the fuck you guys came from. They're going to shut down all this goofy shit. And I like it. I like it. I don't feel bad for Khalil Muhammad, Khalil Muhammad's wife, Dore, at all.

They did it to themselves. She did it to himself. She was participating in it too. Khalil's not a victim. Khalil's now prisoner 177.C. That's who Khalil Muhammad is. 177.C. Khalil and I gave birth to our first son. Who gives a shit? You're not getting no sympathy. You thought shit was sweet. Khalil thought shit was running around Washington Square Park, popping shit. And on the 80th anniversary, remembrance,

Another encampment started on another school, which is supposed to be filled with the smartest of the smart. Yale, taking over the college, taking over the campus. Bunch of masked freaks taking over the campus. Yale, Harvard, Columbia, Cornell, MIT took over the campus. And this can't be coincidence that it happened on Holocaust Remembrance Day. It can't be.

It can't be just like it wasn't a coincidence that it started October 8th, the celebrations on these campuses. And now 560 plus days later, it's still going on. And these scumbags, your little scum. I'm going to talk to the parents of these little scumbags on the Yale campus, specifically the parents. Why don't you get your fucking kids in the fucking dorm?

snatch your fucking kids up in the fucking dorm because kids aren't just kids. Kids aren't just being kids. They're not just expressing themselves. They're anti-Semitic, hateful little scumbags. You're raising anti-Semitic, hateful, little masked up little scumbags. And I'm known to come up with a tune on the spot. I don't know why the parents of the Harvard kids don't

The Yale kids and all these supposed campuses of higher education. Get your kids in the fucking dorm. I said, get your kids in the fucking dorm. I said, get your kids in the fucking dorm. Where's the parents of these fucking nerds? Where, where's the parents? You ain't adults. Your mama and your daddy are paying for you to be on these campuses.

And I hope it all comes down. I hope it all comes down. But the fact that they're able to do it on these college campuses still, 560 plus days later with masks on their face. I want to know who I'm hiring.

I want to know if I'm hiring a hateful little scumbag. I want to know if I'm dating a hateful little scumbag. I want to know if I'm renting my home, my apartment to a hateful little scumbag. I want to know when I'm in Chick-fil-A, if a hateful little scumbag is feeding me my food. Why are they still wearing masks? Kathy Hochul, governor of New York, Yale,

These states. And then when there's ramifications, you start talking that Donald Trump shit. We're not letting the scumbags run the asylum. There's ramifications to these little scumbags. So now we're going to defund Yale. That's next. We're going to defund Harvard. We'll shut that shithole down once and for all. Take the money back.

And now they're suing the Trump administration for this, that, and third. Go for it. I'm team Trump administration. With this Harvard lawsuit, if this even becomes a lawsuit, please invite me to court. Please let me know when this is going down in court. I will be there. Fucking bells and whistles on. And when you lose the court case, and you're going to lose the court case, Harvard, Yale, and the rest of them, you're going to lose the court case.

And these parents are raising little losers that idolize. You think being a martyr is dope? Being a martyr is dope when it's on your terms, right? Being a martyr seems to be dope when it is on their terms. I just don't understand the math of martyrdom. I know they think he blew himself up. He's a martyr. He has 72 virgins. What if he gets blown up? What if it's a random Tuesday morning?

And he gets blown up. Are you then a martyr? Like if you haven't killed Jews and Zionists, but you're thinking about killing Jews and Zionists, are you still a martyr? Do you get 50 versions instead of 72 versions? Like how does it work? You can't be a halfway martyr. Just like you can't be a halfway Christian.

terrorist sympathizer. It's all in. I'm just so curious because this martyr thing and these intifadas, they celebrate this shit on campuses. Listen, I ain't no tough guy, 55 years old. I'm just saying, is somebody on one of these college campuses capable of throwing a strong fucking firm left hook? Because I see these little creep conksunkers with their masks and

I see them with their drums talking about globalizing Intifada and resist this and defund that. And you can't walk here and you can't walk there. Is somebody not going to just snuff one of these little shits? Because they're bullies. And the only way to stop a bully is to bully the bully, to quote the great Zach Randolph. The only way to deal with bullies is to bully the bully, to quote the great Z-Bone.

Kanye West, you got no friends. I would say this one or that one, somebody come and get Kanye West. But first of all, I could give two shits about this dog. I've been on him like white on rice, like cold on ice, like stink on shit since he opened up his big stupid mouth. It's been years since.

And now Kanye West, who is a self-proclaimed Nazi. You're not a Nazi. The Nazis are all dead. You ain't no Nazi. I don't know why people throw that term around so loosely. He's a Nazi. I'm a Nazi. He's like a Nazi. No, no. Come up with something else. You could be all sorts of different things. The English language is beautiful. Make a word up. The Nazis and the Nazism, it was a raticated Baruch Hashem.

It was eradicated. Baruch HaShem. The term shouldn't come up again, but this self-proclaimed wannabe Nazi, Kuki Kanye West, this handjob with no friends in the last few days. I mean, literally got nobody. You got nothing. See, money can't buy you love. Money can't even buy you a fake friend.

When you're that big of a piece of shit like Kanye is, you can't even buy a fake friend at this point. You ain't got nobody in your corner. There is nobody that gives two shits about Kanye West left. Nobody cares. And I say, good, you did it to yours. I don't feel bad for this guy at all. The open anti-Jewishness that he has put out for years now. We're talking years. And this week...

He said that he can't see his son. He can't see his kids. Kanye West can't see his kids. You call yourself a Nazi. Why the fuck would anybody let somebody that calls themselves a Nazi, let them see their kids? Fuck. You're never going to see them. I'm team Kardashian. I'm team Kim. I'm team Khloe. I'm team Chris. I'm team Coco. Rob. All of them. You know,

You did this to yourself. Of course you ain't gonna see your kids. Why would they let you see your kids? You need to be in an institution, homeboy. Lock him up. Lock him up. Lock him up. Lock him up. Sample that, scumbag. Of course you're not gonna see your kids. Nazi? Who in their right mind would let somebody that goes around saying they're a Nazi see their kids? And on top of it, this week...

In the land and the world of the scummiest scumbag in the history of hip-hop, this guy came out and put out some song talking about he was sucking his cousin's loaf for eight years. Good.

Ha! We knew this! Was your cousin Jewish? Was the cousin whose dick you were sucking Jewish? I'm waiting for that to be the final part of the whole thing. Uh, this was happening, that was happening, I was sucking my cousin's dick. I'm waiting for you to say he was Jewish. Somehow it's gotta be tied back to the Jews. I don't care whose dick you were sucking.

What was happening to you? None of it is an excuse for you to be on the streets screaming and yelling, saying you're a Nazi, talking all this anti-Semitic, anti-Jewish shit. We all know you were a cocksucker. We just didn't know that you weren't actually a cocksucker. Were you expecting some sympathy? Were you expecting some sympathy, Kanye?

I'm Kanye. I sucked my cousin's dick until I was 14. Did you expect anybody to feel bad for you? Fuck you, man. Fuck you. I just want to know, was your cousin Jewish? That's all I want to know. Were you sucking your Jewish cousin's dick? Bozo? Clown? I personally think your mother's alive. I believe that Donda, his mother, is alive. And she just can't.

And she couldn't deal with the shame. So she went away to the Cayman Islands of Cuba or something like that. She said, my son is such a piece of shit, such a miserable, disgusting, vile piece of shit. I want to get away from him. That's what I think. I think Donda's alive. People are like, Mike, that's hardcore. What he has said, the open anti-Semitic, anti-Jewishness has inspired people.

And soften the palate of so many others. Fuck Kanye West. Fuck Kanye West. Fuck his cousin. Fuck his mom. Fuck anything to do with this guy. Period. I stand on that. Ten toes down. All day, every day. Anyway, I'm done. Make sure you tell a friend to tell a friend about the world's most disruptive podcast. Certified the world's most disruptive podcast. Subscribe, rate, review, subscribe.

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