EP 21 - ALIENS MADE HUMANS THEORY, DARK WEB STORIES, & MOON LANDING CONSPIRACIES - JUMPERS JUMP EP. 21
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Yo, you already know Black Gavin's back, man. Black Gavin made a return. How you doing, fam? How you doing? Yo, I've been good, fam. How are you? Nice to have you back, bro. I know. Like, a lot of people actually wanted you back, eh? I checked the comments. Yo, it feels nice to be back, man. Yeah. Anytime, anytime. Yo, so you brought some theories with us today? Yo, I got one still. I got one still. And I know you have some stories today still. I got some stories. Trust me, trust me, trust me. Okay, yo, yo. A few days ago, I was thinking, remember back when we all rode the same school bus back in the day? Yeah, yeah.

Like on the way to our high school, right? - Yeah. - I remember clearly like one time you and like a couple other of our friends, like you made like potions and shit. - Oh yeah. - Yo, so take this in. So Josh was beefing with somebody for like play reasons, not even, it wasn't like serious beef, but what they did instead of fighting, these guys made like a concoction of like nasty shit and then put it in a bottle.

Yo I'll tell you the backstory Of this story Alright tell me tell me So It was like It was like back in like What like grade 8 grade 7 Yeah yeah So like I saved up enough money And like I bought these new pair of shoes Yeah Like yo They were like these blue Vans Yeah I went I saved up I finally got them Yeah And yo it was the first The first day I wore them It was me and Two other guys were walking Yeah

You already know who it is. But yeah, we're walking and there's a whole bunch of dog poo on the floor. So this guy kicks the dog poo at my new shoes. Ah, that's why? There's poo everywhere. Like, yo, my shoes are blue. Now they're like blue and brown. That's why. I didn't after that. I was so cheesed. I'm like, yo, I need to get this guy back. Yeah. You had intentions, fam. You had intentions. I was about to do something criminal. Yeah.

So these guys, what'd you put in it? Because I know you put like hot sauce, like you put like nasty shit, like crumbs. Honestly, hot sauce and crumbs, that's like, that's the safest thing I put in there. I'm not even going to talk about what I put in that. Bro. It was bad. Because I remember you told me this story. There's this nasty ass like pizza spot nearby us. Oh, fuck.

And then you're like you went there purposely to go to the washroom and get like ingredients for the potion. Oh, I forgot about that. I swear you're there. I swear you're with me when we went, right? Nah, I wasn't with you when we went, but you told me about it. You told me about it. I'm not going to say what I got, but I got something. Okay. So, so Josh and this guy were beefing, like play beefing. It wasn't serious, but on the bus, this guy would like take a nap on the bus and like sleep.

And then I just see Josh. Like, I knew something was about to go down. Like, I see it in his eye. I see him and my other boy, like, they're about to do something. He reaches in his bag, uncaps the bottle, and then pours it, like, on his face. Yo, that bottle, that potion, I swear, it was like nuclear warfare, man. Dog, that's literally, that's literally like bio-warfare. I almost got in trouble for it, actually. Really? Because, yo, I was sitting at the side of my house, and my mom saw it. My mom's like, yo,

Oh shit She's like Why does it smell so bad What's in it But I don't remember What I told her But I got away with it though Yeah Y'all were bad for that Nah I can't lie Nah that was bad Yo Well what do you think What do you think Is like the worst The worst thing You ever did as a kid The worst thing I ever did as a kid Cause we We didn't get that We didn't get in trouble That much in school You know what I mean Yo Nah there was one time When me and you Got in some shit Remember one time It was like at recess And like We had chalk

And we're like writing a whole bunch of stuff on the wall. Oh yeah. And then me and Carlos, we both wrote our names. Like it was, it was huge. We wrote it on, right on the wall. Yeah. We like, cause, cause I forgot who it was. It was like the younger grades had chalk and shit. Yeah. Yeah. And they're like writing on the floor. I'm like, ah, let's write on the wall. And yo, the funniest thing, I remember the principal came. Yeah. Yeah. And yo, she was asking us if we did it. And we're like, nah, we didn't do it. We're like, no, but she knew, she knew our name was on it, bro. Yeah.

Now we didn't do it. Not only your name.

Nah, it's another Josh, another Carlos. Me and Josh, I feel like those little things, that's how we built the connections though. Yeah, definitely those. It's because we had to like scrub that shit off the wall. And you know, it was only me and you. Yeah. Nobody else was outside. Yeah, no, nobody else. It was just me and you. We had to scrub that shit off. I remember that stuff. Bro, and then that was the abandoned school. That's what we talked about in the other episode. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember? Yeah, yo. We gotta talk about that time, that time we saw somebody there. Oh.

Oh, yeah, I know. I know what you mean. So me and Josh and two of our other friends, we found our way inside because it was like it was abandoned, but people were going inside. And I mean, yeah, like whoever whoever knew about the school was like trying to get in. You know, they're trying to take a peek what's inside. So what happened was

we made our way in and we were like exploring and shit it was mad cool it's not cool that's probably one of the best time i ever had it yeah yeah like it was it was a different vibe it was sick and then what happened was we were like trying to be really quiet and all of a sudden we hear noise we hear like something drop on the floor we're like yo what is that what is that we all look at each other i'm like yo so we start running we start running and then and then our boy christian he sees someone like on the side in one of the classrooms like yo this feet

And we all book it, bro. We all book it. Yo, I'm telling you, that's the fastest I ever saw you running in my life. I swear. I swear, you were a gun. Yeah, deadass, because I was literally running for my life. Yo, you're running faster than me. You're right.

Now, because when it comes down to those moments, it's like, yo, that could go really bad. That's what I'm saying. You know what I mean? Because it's an abandoned location. No cameras, no nothing. Like, nobody's looking for you, first of all. Exactly. Shit can go down in there that you don't know. So, if you see, like, an abandoned area, be safe. Be safe. Be safe still. Like, sure, it's all fun and games, but a lot of stuff could go bad. And, like, honestly, it was kind of dumb to go in there, to be honest. Yeah, I can't lie. I can't lie.

All you younger kids, don't be going into these abandoned areas. It's fun, but like...

be safe no be smart i mean and yo the the upstairs part remember oh yeah yeah you can go upstairs remember what was written on the wall no i forgot it's like saying like don't go up like stairway to hell and all that shit oh shit like i'll say in like a whole bunch of six six six oh yeah yeah yo i remember we got up like we got to the next floor and like there was like a big statue of mary oh yeah i remember that like white mother mary and after i think there was like

What's that thing called again? Like that triangle? The pentagram. Yeah, the pentagram. It was around it. Yeah, bro. The satanic circle shit. Oh, yeah. Man.

Damn, because a lot of those abandoned buildings and shit, they're like hubs for, I'm not saying that one, but around the world, I looked into videos online. There's abandoned places in Russia, abandoned places in the States. Satanic cults would look for these abandoned places to have ritual gatherings and shit. That's kind of their hotspot. Yeah, because look, they can't be doing these rituals just anywhere. Plus, you don't want to be doing nasty shit in f***ing.

in your house so they would go and find these like abandoned areas to do these rituals so yo imagine like we came across something what would you do fam yo if i'm gone i'm so i'm telling you i'm flying out that okay okay yo you know you know those movies where like um somebody gets kidnapped like uh you know remember split split the one with the split personality yeah he has like hell of a personality i didn't watch it oh he didn't watch it

But you know those movies where like somebody gets kidnapped and then they're held against their own will in like a cellar type shit, right? Yeah, like Taken or some shit like that. Yeah, bro. Okay. I always think to myself, what would you do in that situation? Like how would you, what's your game plan to get out, fam? What are you even supposed to do though? I don't know. Because like, yo, if you're in a cell like against your will, like what are you really supposed to do?

Cause, cause then, then it's like, do you try and play mind games with him or do you try and like, you know, I see. I see. I think I remember watching his documentary. There was this girl that got kidnapped, right? Yeah. But she ended up like befriending her kidnapper. Mm hmm.

And then like pretending like she fell in love with him. That's how she escaped. Nah, that's smart. Right? That's smart. Yo, that's something I would do actually now that I think about it. To try and like pretend like, oh, it's okay. I'm going to take care of you. You know what I mean? Once you do that, like they're going to let you like out the cell. Yeah. They're going to let you like roam around because like they trust you. It's the moment like they trust you or give you a little bit of like leniency. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's when you like you escape and shit, right? Yeah, yeah.

So imagine bro like Yo Cause imagine someone like Knocks you out And you wake up in a fucking Like in a basement What are you doing bro? What are you doing fam? God damn bro

You gotta bust out all the boxing, anything you know, fam. That's what I'm saying. Okay, first, I'm gonna analyze people. Like, yo, if they look like I can crush them, then I'm probably gonna, like, try and crush them. Yeah, true, true. Or, like, if I see escape route, then I'm probably gonna do that. But, like, the mind games, that's the safest. Yeah. Yeah, like, if you're, like, shackled up type shit, then you gotta do those mind games or something to get out. That's what's fucked up.

I never want to be in that situation. Bro, because there's so many stories too. And the craziest shit is like when people get kidnapped by like relatives and shit. Oh, shoot. Really? Yeah. Did you know that happens, bro? Like, I forgot what it was called. It was like kidnapped in plain sight or something. And it was like the stepfather of someone or something like that. That's f***ed up. Yeah, so...

Imagine like... Because that shit happens. It's not just like jokes. Like that shit actually happens. Yo, that's a big betrayal, bro. Like especially like if someone like your family. Yeah. You trust. I know. Like yo, just imagine that. Yeah, bro. I remember this spot. It's in Toronto. Do you ever know about Fillmore's? Fillmore's Hotel? Nah, I never heard about it. Nah? Okay, bro. So, so...

I don't know if anything happened down there. I don't know if anything happened down there. But when I saw it, I'm like, yo, this place looks so sketch. So it's a hotel, right? Yeah. It's like a hotel, but strip club also. And it's also like, in my eyes, when I saw it walking down the street, I'm like, yo, that's got to be like a brothel or something. I mean, because they had like the stripper pictures on the outside. Wait, are you talking about like one like downtown? Yeah, downtown. On the street downtown?

yo phil morris i think i know what you're talking about actually it's it's like um it's like on a corner it's like it's literally in the middle of the street like you could see it yeah so i'll put up a picture for y'all but i remember seeing it i'm like because i was walking there i was trying to like go go somewhere else i was walking by and i saw him like yo what is that and i mean and then all of these thoughts you know me all these thoughts go in my head you got stinking beer yeah i started thinking i'm like yo are these people are the girls in there like

held against their own law because it's hotel yeah why the fuck do you have like a stripper next to the hotel no it's literally strip club hotel it's not it's not together it's not together it's literally strip club hotel like together that's suspect bro that's what i'm saying that yo that's a big red red flag for like trafficking yeah and that shit that shit happens right like because that shit happens um in plain sight like we don't notice wait so like have you heard like like

like actual stories from there? Like how's people like speaking out or something? No, no. But here's the thing. Here's the thing. There's graffiti all over the building saying like pedophiles saying like, um, burning now, blah, blah, blah. Like shit, like bashing on the building on the outside, on the outside, bro. And take in,

The building got sold And like it's closed down now Nah yo They need to investigate that That's That's sauce You know what I mean That's suspect man Cause like Shit Cause there's definitely Places like that Oh yeah for sure For sure Yo like even like I heard stuff about like Churches too Really Like especially like Back in the day Yeah About like how like the Like the priest used to like Abuse like the boys And like the little kids And all that shit Oh yeah

Well, like, yo, like, the thing is, like, that's the last person you would, like, suspect to do that. That's facts. Like, someone, like, a holy figure or, like, a religious figure. That's the last person you expect. Yo, my uncle, actually, in Scarborough, when my dad's family first moved here, he went to school at...

at this elementary school where one of the people there, one of the teachers was a priest also or something. And he actually got arrested for being a pedophile. See what I mean, bro? Like, yo. And then I remember... People do this expect. Yeah, and there's this streetwear brand. They came out with a t-shirt and it's like a cross. But it's a cross made out of mug shots of priests.

That were arrested for like What though? For like pedophile Yeah for pedophilia And like Like sexual harassment All of that And like yo Who would've known? Yeah bro Yo do you hear that thing About like the Wayfair? I think Yeah I know what you're talking about You know about that? I know what you're talking about Like yo I know like Like some company I'm not sure if it was Wayfair But like it was like a Like a furniture company

Yeah that's the one That's the one Like the names Were like Names of like Kids that have been Like kidnapped Or like sexually assaulted Or like Abducted Abducted Yeah Bro it's so Cause they're selling Like a wooden chair That's what I'm saying And it's going for like A hundred something Thousand dollars And it says Like let's say The boy's name was like

yeah disappeared whatever he's on like a missing child's list and another one is like like a girl like her name's on a couch selling for two hundred thousand dollars bro like that's that's mad yo i always wonder i'm like yo why are there just like regular names on furniture and shit that is for like some websites like it'll be like that's so sauce like like the josh chair right what the fuck like

Damn, bro. Who thinks of that? I know, man. And it's so scary because like all of that shit gets, that's just one example, right? That's what I'm saying. That's one example where we can see it. We just so happen to found it, right? Yeah, yeah. But there's so much other shit, bro. Like even the dark web, you know what I mean? Like the shit on the dark web we don't know about. You ever like found stories about that shit? Yo.

Yo, I used to watch like bare dark web videos. Like the ones on YouTube. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not actual shit. Not actual shit. I'll watch actual shit. Josh out here watching Red Rooms. But nah, yo, I watched one of this video game. And like, this video game is mad eerie and like dark. Yeah. So like, it's basically like, it's this guy, he's just walking through like hallways. And like,

This endless hallway So like turns and stuff And like He sees like these figures But in the background There's like This sound of Kids moaning Or like kids in pain What? And like apparently Like those are actual Like sound bites Of like kids getting tortured No

Yeah, and getting like assaulted and shit. That's crazy. In the game. Do you know what this game's called? No, I can't remember what it's called, but like... It's on the dark web. Yeah, it's on the dark web. That's messed up. That's so messed up. Because like, I remember hearing stories on the dark web where people would join the red rooms, like I was trying to say. Yeah, yeah. So what red rooms are...

They're actually these rooms where it's like a live stream. It's like a Twitch live stream for like the psychopaths and shit. Oh, I think I know about this. Right? So they'll fuck... It's messed up. They'll take like a person, bring them into the room, live stream it, and then like behead them, like torture them in front of the camera. Messed up, man. That's fucked up, man. It's so scary because like this shit happens behind closed doors. And like it's so hard to like...

To find out yeah to track them down. Yeah to track them down, right? Because when they're using the dark web, they're using all the vpn shit Hiding their server ip this and that yo, like i'm not gonna use the dark web But like for like good shit or like funny shit, there's definitely there's definitely like a good side to it You think so? I feel like I feel like there's always good somewhere uh-huh, but

That's it. It's just like the hub for criminals too. You know what I mean? Yeah. So that's why, that's why it is bad. Nah, I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. Do you think that, do you think there's a bright side? There could be a bright side. Like what, what's an example? Let's see. Probably like maybe like getting shit cheaper, I guess. Or like, like what, what's an example of something? It doesn't make sense that you can't get probably something like, you know what? Maybe not.

Right? Maybe not. Yo, there has to be like fucking like Abraham Lincoln's toe clipper or something like that. Or is it something, bro? To get like a piece of history? There's probably like a scam though. Like something that's Abraham Lincoln's toe clipper but it's like your uncle's. Man just went to Dollarama. He's made fake rust on it. Yo, you know those girls that sell like their bath water and shit? Yeah. Yo.

Yo, people actually buy that. I know. And what's crazy is like the whole OnlyFans thing, the whole like that whole wave of selling, selling shit for like the simps. Yeah. Selling shit to the simps. Like that's a low key.

That's low-key a valid way. That's a valid way to make money. I'm not saying. I'm going to be real. Honestly, yo, if you were in that situation. Yeah. And mans are paying $500 for a couple of your bath water. Bro, I'd do that in a second, bro. I'm taking a bath every day. That's what I'm saying, man. Like, a lot of people want to hate on it. Yeah, yeah. And a lot of people want to be like, oh, where's your pride? Blah, blah, this and that, right? Uh-huh.

But look at I think they're just jealous Yeah they are fam They're looking just jealous They're not making bands like that That's what I'm saying Cause like all these money Like all these other people Are like working so hard For the money And like all that shit And like They just take a bath

Yeah. Just sell that water, bro. Or sell like a tissue. Sell a tissue, bro. And they sell like panties for like thousands. It's crazy. Yo, like I seen one of Justin Bieber. He sold like his tissue, like a used tissue they use for like $1,000. That's crazy. Or like some fan had it and like he sold it for like $1,000. That's crazy, bro. Yo, you know Bad Baby? Yeah, yeah. Catch Me Outside, bro. Catch Me Outside. Catch Me Outside.

Yeah. So when she, she just turned 18 this year. Yeah. Yeah. Came out with like a trailer for OnlyFans. And then when that shit dropped, she made like over a mil in, in an hour. Yo. In an hour. In an hour? Yeah. First day in an hour. Made like over a mil. People actually bought that? Yes, bro. Yo, that's a lot. Yo, I can't wait. Yo, for me, like, okay, I'm not gonna knock on like the, on the OnlyFans thing. Yeah. Yeah. But like, yo, I would never buy that. I would never buy that shit. I would never buy that, bro. I would never buy that shit. There's so much free shit online. What?

You know what I mean? Why am I paying to see that when you see it for free? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So, like, I mean. Yeah, like, I'll knock the hustle, though. I'll knock the hustle. Yeah, I don't knock the hustle. But, yo, to the guys out there spending your money on that, be smarter. Come on. It's not worth it, man. Be smarter. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. Like, maybe if it's, like, personalized, like, I don't even know.

Cause you know how people People buy like Their own girlfriend Like on Fiverr and shit You can buy a girlfriend? Yeah you can You can like buy a girlfriend I never even heard about that You can get like an E-girlfriend Like on Fiverr What the fuck Yeah no But like In the eyes of let's say Like a super lonely ass man Oh no I can see that I can see that I can see that Cause like I can see like It's hard to go out there And shit And then like It's COVID too So nobody's trying to Like link up and stuff

So in my eyes Like if that's what Y'all wanna do That's what y'all wanna do It's okay but I don't know It's a little bit creepy You know what I mean Yo I saw things like Yo There's actually like Professional cuddlers Professional what? Professional cuddlers So like Like people Like you Like you would pay For someone to cuddle with you Cuddle Yeah Like hold you and shit And like all that Nah nah That's just prostitution Nah

That's gotta be prostitution Nah nah But like they say It's non-sexual Word They say it's non-sexual So like people will pay For like someone to like Come to their house And just like Hug them on the couch While they watch a movie What? That's weird Oh the colors be making Hundreds of dollars Damn

For calling. I could see that though. Like, shit, there's some people that would buy that. No cap. Yeah, yeah, there will. If there's people willing to buy like bathwater, there's people willing to buy like somebody hang around and shit. You know what I mean? Like, damn, man. I know. Mans are down bad sometimes though. And then you have those, um, like the sugar daddies and shit. Yeah, yeah. Yo, okay. That, that one's a little bit iffy to me. Cause like,

They could be doing some other shit to you. You know what I mean? Like, girls could be getting, like, this deal with, like, a sugar, the quote-unquote sugar daddy. Yeah, yeah. But they could be a psychopath. You know what I mean? But, yo, but some of them, they just want, like, dinner. Yeah, yeah. So they pay, like, $200 to go to dinner with them. And honestly, honestly, if it's something like that, I'm 100% for it. You know what I mean? Like, looking. Free food and you're getting money? Yeah, man, just want some company. You know?

Let's sit with him to get a meal. And then like they get paid so much money too. Yeah, you only get allowance. Yeah, like shorties will be getting thousands of dollars a week just to fuck.

Like eat lunch with a man or like go on like a vacation. Man, bro. Okay. If you were a girl, would you, would you, would you fall into that? It depends. It depends on what I'm doing. Yeah. Like I'll do, I'll do the dinner thing. Like, you know, the point where I'm living in their house and shit, like I'm like at their house all the time. Nah. Okay. Okay. Let me flip the script now. Let's say it's for like a celebrity. Shit. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Shit Cause like If it's for a celebrity Then you get clout too That's what I'm saying Yo Shorty's love clout Yeah Shorty's love clout Shorty's love clout Shit

Okay, okay. Now, let's flip the script again. Let's say it's a sugar mama. But it's like a celebrity. Like, let's say Ellen. Oh, no, but Ellen's gay, though. So, that doesn't work. Martha Stewart. Let's say Martha Stewart. Martha Stewart's gonna pay you like a million a year. Yo. But all you gotta do is just like, just be around the house. Light work, fam.

Like be a part of her life. For one year, 1 million. That's light work. Okay. But, but keep in mind, your whole life is going to be Martha Stewart. Yo, I thought it was only one year. No, no, no. But like what I mean is like for however long you're in that situation, let's say it's not one year. Let's just say it's like, like a contract. Like you're in this situation, right? Your whole day is Martha Stewart. If she wants a drink, you're getting her a drink. Am I?

I might do that for a year, bro. She wants a kiss on her cheek. You're giving her a kiss on her cheek. You know what I mean? I might have to do that for a year. For millions of life. Yo, that's a lot of money. Yeah. Because yo, like, I can do that. I can like this. I can just chill after. Word. That's true. I can just chill for a bit. That is true. And just be comfortable. But the only thing, what if it's like publicized? What if...

What if, like, your face is on, like, People magazine and shit? Bro, I don't think I want to be known for that. That's what I'm saying, right? That's what I'm saying. I don't think I want to be known for that. Yeah, that's where it gets tough, though. Yo, did you know Martha Stewart went to, like, jail and shit? For what? What'd she do? I don't even know for sure, but I remember watching, like... You remember the Justin Bieber roast? Nah. Justin Bieber roast? Yeah, like, the roast, the celebrity roast. Oh, when, like, everybody was, like, roasting him or something? Yeah, so I remember...

I remember there was a joke there how like she went to jail. I forgot exactly what she went to jail. Leave in the comments if y'all know what she went to jail for because I forgot. But

yeah a lot of these celebrities though like a lot of them did sometimes though yo especially all the rappers yeah like yo like most of these rappers did time yeah like x and shit bro okay i'm gonna tell you something about x x right when he went he went to jail he told this story to like his ex-girlfriend right yeah and pretty much what he said was he met like the devil in his prison cell wait how like he he said he got locked up and then

In the prison cell Like that's where he sold his soul Wait so like He was in the cell alone right? Or was he with somebody else? No no no I think like he saw like a figure Of like a person Oh so like he was kind of like Going crazy kind of Yeah or something like that Something like that And then what this girl said was Ever since that day

she noticed like a snake in her dreams. She would have nightmares of a snake. And then in her culture, apparently like snake means evil. Like it's a symbolism of like straight evil. So ever since that day where, where he, he talked to that devil and quote unquote, like sold his soul to the devil. Yeah. She saw that. That's,

I know man Well like yo Like that's what like Being alone For like a long time Like cause like yo In the prison cell Like it's bad lonely So like I feel like That's what it does to people man Like it makes you go wild And shit Like yo for sure Like yo If you're in like Solitary confinement Yeah Yo there's no way You can like recover From that man That's true From being alone For that long Yeah Cause you go crazy And then you start to hallucinate That's what I'm saying And like

people we need other people to thrive yeah that's facts that's facts because like we we need to be social that's what i'm saying like we're social creatures yeah yo you know there's a whole opposite to that though there's like the hella i forgot what they call it you know in japan those people that only stay in their house and watch anime oh like the like otakus they're like weebs yeah yeah yeah you know what i'm talking about right that's kind of crazy to me because like yo they spend their whole life like that

Just inside watching the screen. From their teenage years to death. Like they're like that. But if you think about it, I don't think they're really alone. Like the anime got their back. The characters got their back, man. You sound like that kid that's like, I got Jesus and anime by my side. I mean, to each their own, right? To each their own. Because yo, like I came alive. Whenever I watch an anime, I don't know if they feel like they're there, fam. It feels like it's your family. Yeah.

I guess so. I guess so. Bro, Naruto's my dog. My dog, bro. That's true. Because a lot of people, yo, people get attached to characters, eh? Nah, yeah, they actually do. Because over time, when you spend like seasons and seasons of watching the show, like you get attached to characters. Like remember Walking Dead? Yeah, yeah. When Glenn died in Walking Dead, that was a huge deal. Oh, when Glenn died, man. Yeah. Yo, that was big.

No, that got me. That shit actually hurts. That got me. Because we were watching it for how many years? I'm saying, yo, it's been how many seasons of Walking Dead? And then, yeah, and then he just dies. And then I think that's the same with Game of Thrones too. Yeah. When people are watching Game of Thrones coming out. Shit, bro. But yo, like real talk, yo, in the apocalypse, what are you doing? Like, what's the first place you're going? Like a zombie apocalypse? Yeah, in the zombie apocalypse. Bro, okay, let me tell you something, bro. So...

Nostradamus, right? My mom actually just told me this. So you know Nostradamus? Yeah, yeah. So he predicted, I'm going to read it for you actually. So he predicted there's going to be a zombie apocalypse in the coming years. Listen to this, listen to this. The year of the great seventh number accomplished. It will appear at the time of the games of slaughter.

Not far from the age of the great millennium. When the dead will come out of their graves. So my mom said, my mom said, maybe, maybe it's 2027. That's the deal. That's all I think you do. Cause it's the seventh, right? Yeah. And listen, listen. So the great millennium. Yeah. The great millennium. Maybe that's 2000. 2000. That has to be. It's gotta be. And then my mom also said like, she texted me this. Maybe the effect of the vaccines. What?

Yo. On some, on some like, I am legend type shit. Yeah, yeah. I have a theory about like how zombies will come like to life. Okay, let me hear it. Because like, yo, I thought about this like on my own. So like, up like way up in North and like in like the South Pole. Yeah. Antarctica and the one, the Arctic Circle. So like,

that ice has been like frozen over for like thousands and thousands of years. Yeah. Before like us humans and all that. Like the ice age and shit. Yeah, yes. So like what, like what I'm thinking is like in that ice, like way down below, there has to be some type of like disease or like virus that's been frozen in there. Oh,

Like from time Yo that's so true Yeah so like So like basically What I'm thinking I'm thinking like With like global warming With like all the ice melting And all that shit Yeah I think like it's gonna melt To a point where Those are gonna get exposed So like those like Oh

Whole like viruses And all that stuff Are gonna get exposed Yeah And like yo There's already people In like Antarctica Like there's people like Stationed on Antarctica And all that stuff Maybe in preparation Yeah but maybe Maybe Oh shit Like here's the thing Cause like Those people from They're from like All sorts of places In the world Like there's people there From like Canada US Like Europe Yeah because nobody owns it Nobody owns it Right So like If those people Were to contact that Somehow After like They go back to their own country

And they spread that and like, well, I'm like, that mutates into like the zombie apocalypse. Yo, that's a good ass theory, bro. Cause, cause yeah, it's so true. Cause a lot of the stuff in Antarctica was actually, it wasn't even frozen. The scientists are finding out it wasn't even frozen.

forever it was a home to even like civilization before yeah that that's what they're finding out just now like they're finding like um supposedly i don't know if this is true but they found like statues yo i heard i heard that there's pyramids there too yeah like pyramids in antarctica bro in antarctica so so the thing is right the thing is if this stuff is true it would change kind of history as we know it because for sure it's gonna give us more answers

to how civilization started around the world right because because we're missing a piece of the puzzle because kind of like the story of man history the story of man is kind of like a puzzle yeah and then the more we gather pieces of the puzzle we can find out exactly how things came to be because like yo if you think about antartic like it was attached to like the main continents yeah because like all the continents were like attached at one point that's the that's the theory of pangea pangea so like they're

There has to be some sort of like living like life that was on Antarctica. 100%, bro. Like for sure. Okay, what if... Okay, you know how the Amazonians like disappeared? Yeah. Like they had no trace of like where all these people went. They just vanished, right? Yeah. What if they actually went to like...

Long, long time ago. They actually went and traveled there. And then they had, like, another colony there. Yo. Disappeared. Oh, yo, I'm just thinking of something right now. Yeah, yeah. Because, like, yo, like, remember how I said, like, there's, like, pyramids. Mm-hmm. Like, in Antarctica. Yeah. So, like, the pyramids that they said they were, like, they were kind of, like, Aztec pyramids. Word. So, like, imagine, like...

those Aztec people, like they also migrated there and built those pyramids or like even like, even if it wasn't Aztec or Robin was like the Egyptians. Yeah. Cause, cause it's crazy how, um, in Egypt and in Mexico and where else, like in South America, there's pyramids. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. They all had the similar idea of a pyramid.

Like, where did they get this idea from? That's what I'm saying. Where? Because, like, yo, like, if those two groups, if they never met, I was like, why would they both have that same idea of building a pyramid? So, like, they have to be, like, connected at one point. Yeah. Okay, let's put it all together now. Let's put it all together. So, let's say there's pyramids in Egypt. There's pyramids in South America. And supposedly, there's pyramids in Antarctica now. So, if...

The world was all attached together at some point. Yeah. Maybe it wasn't even that far away. Maybe. Yo. Okay, okay. You know how they say, you know how they say the pyramids were like, um, like a beacon to like aliens and shit? That's like a theory. That's like a theory. Damn. Okay, let me tell you this now. What if they were a beacon and just because the Earth's plates moved over thousands of years, the beacon can't be accessed anymore? Oh, or like, yeah. Yeah.

- Yo, no, no, no, no, no. - Yo, imagine. - That's . - 'Cause it makes sense, right? - No, it does, it does. - 'Cause it's like setting up your wifi and then like moving it.

Like, you got to put it back in place. But bro, what happens if the continents come back together again, fam? So like the beacon could be accessed. Oh, shit. Yo, because what if, yeah, what if like global warming, whatever, the Earth's move, the Earth's plates move again, bring it together. But I think it's moving away. That's the only thing, bro. Oh, they're moving away? I think so. Oh, shit, I don't even know. I think they're moving away. But if they do come back together...

What if they like, yo, what if that's like doomsday fam? - That's what I was thinking too. That's the first thing that came to my head. - What if that's like doom, what if that's the calling of the bucket? Yo, did you ever hear about the Sumerians fam? - Nah, what is that? - So the Sumerians, right? So in South Africa, yo, this is kind of close to Antarctica now. So in South Africa, right?

There was this ancient civilization called the Sumerians, right? And they had all of these hieroglyphics and scripture telling of this other planet that was home to their gods and people that came down that created man itself. That created man? Yeah, that created man. So they're kind of like gods, kind of. Yeah, they're like gods. So there were two of them. I believe it was... Hold on. They were called the Anunnaki. So...

So there was two of them, right? One of them was named Enlil. One of the names was Enki, right? So what happened was these gods, they created mines for gold. That's what it was said in the scripture. Like they came here to collect gold and they had slaves, right? They were trying to make slaves to mine this shit for them, right? So the theory was that, or like in the scripture, they said that they took an ape and

And then they evolved it into these slaves that would work for them. Oh, that would take the gold. Yeah, that would mine the gold for them, right? Mm-hmm. Bro, and then take this in, man. Take this in. So one of the two gods, there's Enlil and Enki. I forgot which one it was, but one of the gods, they hated, they did not like humans. Oh.

They did not like humans once they created them. But one of them did. One of them was for the creation of humans. One of them wanted humans to prosper, right? Yeah. So it's said that it's kind of like a symbolism of God and then Satan. No, that's what I was thinking. And it was said...

in the scripture that the the evil one supposed evil one that wanted that wanted to give mankind like more knowledge was actually depicted in adam and eve as the snake in the first man oh so like that was like his form when he was like on earth yeah so he was like giving to man knowledge or more or more you know i mean yeah yeah yeah so what happened was i think i think oh fuck

Like there was a whole banishment of that, of that God or something. And it said that this planet is called Nibiru. You ever heard of that? No, I never heard that. There's so much, there's so much crazy shit to this. Like I'm just, I just, I just heard about this recently. Right. But bro, you ever wonder why like the moon is there? No, not really.

right no no you ever you ever wonder why like yo how come all the other do other planets have moons yeah yeah they do right they do right i'm not trying to sound dumb but but there's a theory that this planet naburu is in our galaxy and the moon was created so that we don't see that other planet so it covers it

Yo, more times? Yo, what's behind the moon, bro? Yeah, because what's behind the moon, right? What's behind the moon? Because imagine, okay, so that was a theory that let's say the moon wasn't there, it wouldn't be covering that planet. What if like, it's kind of like a decoy? It's covering it as it moves, as it circles around the solar system. That's the theory. I don't know if that's true, but you know? It's...

I said the moon's hiding it. Yo, I've been hearing stuff like the moon's like a projection. A projection? Yeah. Yeah, because there's not a lot of proof. Like, okay. You know all those conspiracies about was the moon landing fake? Yeah, yeah. What do you believe? What do you think? Nah, I think it's real, man. You think it's real? I think it's real. Have you looked into like the footage though? Yeah, I seen it. Because the footage is what trips me out is because...

It's like they copied... Do you know Stanley Kubrick? Yeah. I think it was a Space Odyssey or it was a different movie. I forgot which one it was. But they showed like the moon, like the landscape of the moon, right? And then when NASA first went to the moon, when the States first went to the moon, first man on the moon, when they took footage of the moon, it looked almost as if...

They used the same set. The same old... Like the same footage. Like the exact... The exact same like floor. So tell me why. Stanley Kubrick made this movie like... I think a year prior. To the moon landing. To the moon landing. A year prior. Uh-huh. That's really close. Yeah. So tell me how Stanley Kubrick...

knew exactly what the moon looked like before they landed there god there's no way you know i mean no way man okay okay this is where it trips me out the most because like i kind of scared myself when i said it i said this on stereo actually i'm like we went to the moon before right what you mean like like humans went to the moon yeah supposedly right supposedly how come there's nothing there right now yeah like wait uh so there's like a isn't there like a rover there is there

i don't know or is that mars no that's mars oh yeah yeah no that's actually so true because because how come there's no like why wouldn't there be a base that's what i'm saying why wouldn't there be like you mean like something like something all they have all they left was the flag yeah like there's no like there has to be some sort of like scientific like instruments up there yeah did they even drill into the moon yet no that's actually so true so that's what i'm saying right yo like why why did they go to the moon then

Yeah, because no, they went... If they actually went... Yeah, no, in the beginning days, like...

It was said that during the Cold War, the U.S. just wanted to prove they would get to the moon before Russia. Yeah. So that's why it's like the conspiracy of, oh, they probably fabricated all that shit just to say they made it there first. Oh, yo, I heard another thing about the space race. Yeah. Like I heard like, okay, so like I heard like it had to do with like the landing on the moon thing is like it wasn't real. Like it was fake. Yeah.

So like basically what they said is that like the Americans, like they were competing with the Russians just because they wanted the Russians to like spend a whole bunch of money like on like space equipment. So like they can waste all their money like during like the, like when they had that conflict. Yeah. Like they wasted like investing in like their space technology. Yo, that makes so much sense. Yeah. So like they fake the moon landing just so that they can do that. Wow.

Wow. Nah, that's crazy. Yeah, that's what I heard. Yo, because look, look, look. How come if we did go to the moon or like if man went to the moon, right? How come they didn't go back? Yo, it's been how many years and we never went back to the moon? Like, yeah. There's no way. How come they never went back?

I would have thought like we would have went back at least a couple of times. Why didn't they at least like drill into it at least or something, right? Yeah. Maybe there's something more, bro. Maybe there's gotta be something more. Like what if they saw something on the moon?

Or like they saw like a figure or something that contacted them. Yo. And like there's like some next secret on the moon that like they can't even tell. Maybe, bro. And that's why they're scared to go back. No, maybe. Maybe that theory of like the Anunnaki hiding the planet Nibiru. Yeah. Is true. And like they can't do anything to the moon because it would like disrupt it. I wonder if he pulled up.

He pulled up on the moon. Bro, that'd be crazy. That'd be crazy. So it said, okay, going back to like the Sumerian thing, right? Mm-hmm.

it said that one day they're gonna return wait the gods are gonna return yeah one day no one day actually this is even you can you can google this right the planet it's they named it planet x and it's also named planet niburu right yeah so they're kind of tying it together planet x this is real planet nasa's looking at it planet x may very well be this planet niburu and if it is one day it

it might collide with the earth or come really close to it. I see what you're saying. Cause, um, so if, if it does, right, if it does, that just proves like the planet was closer before. Yeah. I didn't know. No, that makes sense. At some point in history, right? Yeah. Let's say like hundreds of thousands of years ago, maybe the planet was like right beside it. No, that makes sense. It wasn't too far away. Cause like, yo, like they said, they said the same thing about Mars. Like there's a certain time, like in like a couple of years or something like that, when like the,

the earth is at is closest to like mars like as it has ever been really and like yo i've been hearing about this stuff from uh elon musk yeah like he was basically saying so like we have like a certain like time gap so like if we want to access the moon where like yo he's he's really trying to like push for like us to like get to the moon in that time gap yeah but when the moon's like i mean sorry not the moon mars yeah mars when mars is like the closest to earth yo you know what else i heard

So I heard there's this planet or not even a planet, like an asteroid, like a huge asteroid, right? Almost the size of a planet has diamonds and like gold and precious metals on this asteroid. And Elon Musk and a lot of other investors are looking into like mine, all that shit and bring it back to earth because it's evaluated at like a hundred something trillion. Yeah.

A hundred something trillion dollars. Yo, if he got that, he runs the earth. He runs the earth, man. He owns the earth. He owns the earth. Yo, okay. Let's see something like that does happen, right? Uh-huh. Would that, would that like destroy money in a sense, right? Yeah. Yo, cause like honestly, yo, I honestly feel like physical currency is like, is dying out. You think so? Like, I feel like, yeah, like paper bills and like coins and all that. I feel like, like all that, that's really dying out. You know what? That's kind of true still. Cause a lot of people, they're, they're paying in, um, in,

in online yeah playing online you transfer this and that and like yo i feel like the whole world would be like so much easier if only had like one currency that's you think about it yeah because then you don't have to worry about like uh deflation inflation but then oh actually because like yo like i feel like i feel like that's what they're trying to do how would that affect other countries because i'm not like uh i'm not very good with like economics yeah economics and shit but how would that affect other countries

I don't even know. I can't really speak on that, but, like... It would be less of a competition, right? That's what I'm thinking. Because if everyone had the same currency... Why isn't there just one currency? No, I've been thinking about that for years. Why isn't there just one? Because, like, if you think about, like, there's, like, the Euro and stuff. And, like, that's for, like, most of Europe. And, like, I feel like that's been, like, pretty good over the years, like, as it's been there. All right, this is going to be the first time I'm going to say it, but...

I think in our lifetime, we'll see one currency. We'll see what? We're going to see everyone use one currency, like all the countries. Yeah, I think so. I think maybe in our lifetime, because we're like, technology is advancing so quickly now. And the emergence of like Bitcoin and this, like all the crypto and shit. Yeah. I could see like that being a thing. That's what I'm saying. Or like, if it's not one, like probably like three. Yeah.

Yeah. Like something like a small amount. Yeah. Cause kind of us dollars is kind of like the main. Exactly. Yeah. That's like the main thing. That's like the main, like everyone, everyone tries to get American dollars. Yeah. Cause like you always think about like some currencies are like, they're kind of, they're kind of useless or like they're, they're not, they're not valuable. Yeah. You know how, um, the Iraqi diners are, are not worth a lot of money right now. Yeah. So my uncle, he's telling me, he's telling me. Oh, you have some? I have some. What? Yeah. I got from a friend still.

Really? Like the paper ones? Yeah, yeah, the paper ones. Damn, so my uncle's telling me like, yo, invest in, invest in, invest in Iraqi diners because the economy was so bad from like the wars and everything. Oh, yeah.

That the value of the money is not worth a lot. But he said that eventually it's going to go back up. It's going to go back up. And it's going to be worth a lot more money. Yo, that's smart. That makes sense. Because I think in the Philippines, the peso is not worth, like, I think $100 Canadian is worth, like, something thousand pesos or something like that, right? Yeah. I'm pretty sure I could be wrong, but yeah.

Yeah. So it's the same thing like that. It's like, it's kind of like foreign exchange. So if you, if you buy a certain, a small amount or like if you, if you buy a large amount at a small value, when it increases in value, you're going to be rich. It's like you're buying stocks. Yo, like you ever seen like in like Zimbabwe? Yeah. Or like they, they, a cup of coffee used to be like a million dollars there. No way. It'll be like a million, like Zimbabwe dollars or something like that. Why did they just change the currency?

How many bills are you going to bring with you? Yo, it's like the same thing in like Venezuela too. Yeah. Oh, but I think, I think their, their money is like one bill is like a 10,000 or something. Cause like, yo, this guy had a stack of money like this big. He's buying a donut. He's supposed to stack a money on there. And like, yo, the people, the people there, they don't even count the money cause it's too many bills. Yeah. That makes sense. Like, yeah, that looks like a dollar. I'll take that. Yeah. That looks like a million dollars. I'll take it. Whatever.

Yeah, imagine counting all that shit. Like, I remember when I was a kid, I used to collect a lot of coins, a lot of, like, pocket change. And then I would put it in, like, the rolls and shit. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah. The plastic rolls. That's how I got a lot of my money. Like, I got it from, like, change. So, I remember I used to bring it to the bank and I would see, like, the lady. She's, like, counting every single one. I felt bad looking. That bear worked. Yeah.

That's actually so much work Yeah so And then they got rid of the penny Eventually Yeah

Man, I remember there was one time I owed this person money. I was the person like, I forgot how much. It was like $5. I was young back then. I was like, $5 when you're young? I was like grade 7 or something. Like $5 is a lot. But yo, I had bare pennies. So yo, I gave this guy $5 worth of pennies. I went, I got a whole bunch of Ziploc bags. I dumped all my pennies on the Ziploc bag.

That's like he like he came to my house to get his money. So I just went I opened up my backpack I started putting all the bags there all the bags 500 500 pennies 500 pennies. That's a heel. He got cheese the man Man, open up the bag. He's dumped on the floor. He's like yo, what is this? I don't want this like I you don't want your money. I finally keep it then because it is money It is five dollars because I remember um

I think this guy, he had to pay a ticket or something. Yeah. Like a, like a speeding ticket or parking ticket. And it was very like, he shouldn't have got ticketed. Right. He shouldn't have got charged. So this guy paid the ticket and truckloads of pennies, truckloads, like dead ass truckloads. This guy's thinking like me. Like, I remember there's a video on, I'm a, I'm a look for the video. This guy was like backing up the truck and he has like barrels filled with pennies, bro.

The truck was like leaning down because it was so heavy. I know they're cheap. They're so cheap. I know they're so mad. Imagine someone that had to count that. Low key, I feel bad for the teller. That's who I feel bad for. Yeah, I feel bad for the, yeah, that's true. Yeah. Sure, you're just going to have to count all of that stuff by yourself. That sucks. But yo, you know, you know, like in Mandalorian, you watched Mandalorian, right? No, I didn't. What? No, I know. So,

So in Mandalorian, his armor is made out of like this metal, right? And this metal is like very valuable, blah, blah, blah. And back in the day, money was made out of gold, right? Yeah. So money had like physical value, right?

But nowadays, it's almost as if money only has like a societal value. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because money is not the same anymore. Yo, it for sure is not. Yeah. Because it's like, it's almost just like, I think Jet said this before. It's literally like a bunch of metal. It actually is. It's not even like valuable metal. Because like down to it, that's literally what it is. Yeah. Or like it's just a piece of paper. Yeah.

Yeah. No, this is crazy. Like how the point we're like, so someone can just say like, Oh, this is not valuable anymore. If bare people say that, then it's actually just not valuable. Yeah. And I think in ancient Aztecs, they used to, used to trade like Columbian,

Cocoa beans Cocoa beans Yeah That's their currency? Cocoa beans Yeah it was their currency That's pretty sick But like It had value to where Like they can eat it They can use it for recipes And stuff you know Pretty sick yo Like if you had a cocoa tree You're rich Yeah Cocoa farming But the only thing like You could You could grow that shit That's what I'm saying That's true You could grow that shit But something like gold Oh yo I have a story Yeah What is it? So in the Philippines right There was this During the war World War II Yeah

Japan took over, was like, tried to take over the Philippines. Yeah. And they stole a lot of kind of like the ancient relics or very like high valued, kind of like treasures of Asia, whether it be like China, the Philippines, all around like that area, Thailand. You know what I mean? Yeah. And it was said they stole these like golden Buddhas and these golden treasures, right? Yeah.

And they hid it somewhere in the Philippines. Oh, so there's a whole bunch of hidden treasures there? Yeah. So supposedly there's a whole bunch of hidden treasures somewhere in the Philippines that the Japanese stole during the war. But my uncle told me, this is his theory, that when the U.S. beat Japan, and the U.S. kind of like colonized Japan.

Philippines for a bit. Do you know that? Yeah, I heard something about that. Yeah. So he said his theory was that the Americans might've stole the treasure, like took that treasure. That's American thing to do, man. You never know, right? You never know, but it would be cool to like go down there and try to look. Yo, that's what I was just about to say that. Cause I,

I always wanted to find like treasure. I always want to go on a treasure hunt. Yeah, me too. Like that's one of my, that's low key on my, on my bucket list. Like I want to go look for something. I really want to do that. Like yo, remember back in the day when you used to do that, that geocaching thing? Yeah, I used to do geocaching. That was so fun, bro. That was so fun. Like, I kind of want to do that right now. Yo, I would, I would definitely do it. Right? I would definitely do it. Low key, let's go next week. Best.

You guys already know what we're doing next week. What's messed up is the Randonautica. It sends you to a random point. You told me you did it before. I didn't actually do it. I just tested out to see where the location was. Where was it taking you? I can't remember actually. The thing about the app is you only have a certain amount of tries because you have to pay after.

Yo, because I remember hearing this story. Like, I think a lot of people know about this story. These kids were playing Randonautica. And they found a suitcase full of two bodies. Oh, I heard about that one. Like, dead body parts. It was on the beach, right? Yeah. And there was a video and everything. It was like a suitcase opened up. It was like a garbage bag filled with bodies. Two bodies. Yo, yo, yo. Do you think, like, that was a coincidence? Or, like, it was planned? I think it was planned, bro. You think it was planned? Because who makes those checkpoints? Yeah.

Yeah, that's true. I think it's just like creators or people, right? And like the point was, it was exactly on the bags, right? Yeah. Yeah. That's too much of a...

that has to be i think there's another i don't know if this one was real but i know there's another story where someone found like a whole bunch of money no way yeah like like dirty bills though like dirty bills yo money still money yeah i know i know like you have to launder that shit bro okay let me tell you this though going back to the treasure i was talking about in the philippines uh-huh so my aunt no this is not the the ghost story this is the aunt on my dad's side

She kind of lies all the time. So I don't know if she's telling the truth, but she said that my Lolo in the Philippines knew where the treasure was. And you know me, like I'm going to get amped. No way, for real? But like looking back, I'm like, nah, she's lying. Yo, ask her fam. Okay. Like a low key. What if she actually knew? What if there's a map? What if there's a map? Yo, I actually want to do it. I actually want to like...

I've been watching a lot of like Tomb Raider, National Treasure and stuff like that. Yo, you remember the movie The Goonies? Yeah, Goonies. One of my favorites, bro. That was my favorite for sure. Oh, did you watch Outer Banks? No, I didn't see that. Watch that, bro. It's a show. It's a show. It's on Netflix? It's on Netflix. It's low-key. A lot of people say it was a little bit corny, but to me, I really liked it because it was almost a mix of The Goonies. Mm-hmm.

It was kind of like the Goonies, but like, like modern. Oh, like more modern. Okay. Yeah. More modern. So it's like these kids, they, they find like, um, his dad goes missing. Mm-hmm.

i think his dad died or something but his last his last words or his last message to his son was like clues to find like this map that's sick to the treasure and shit right and then like the whole show i don't want to spoil it the whole show was like them trying to find the church it's so sick no that's pretty yo i might do that bro like on my will yeah like i'm just gonna send my like my kids a treasure map that'd be so like all my money and all that that'd be so like they would have to solve it that'd be pretty sick you're

You just gave me the best idea. Might have to write down my will. Yeah. What if... Yeah. Even if I just make it something sentimental, not even like treasure. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. Like, let them find like my first guitar or something like that. You know? That would be so sick. Right? Like, this is my like, my personal treasure or something like that. Or like that katana. No. Right? That would be so sick. That would be sick. Like, I always said like...

Like for me Like when I pass away I want someone to plant a tree Word So like It's kind of like I'm still living on earth Yeah Cause you can do that with your ashes Yeah

And then you can even, you can turn yourself into a diamond, eh? Really? Yeah, there's certain things you can make it into like a diamond. You can make it into like rubies, gems or whatever. That's pretty sick. I would do that. I would do that, I think. But yeah, I definitely want to do that tree thing. Yeah. Because, okay, well, would you rather be buried or cremated? Definitely buried. Buried? Definitely buried. Yeah? So you want like a set, like a lot?

Yeah. Because the thing, like, if you're married and, like, let's say you're, like, thousands a year in the future. Yeah. Like, they figure out, like, a way of, like, bringing...

the dead back somehow okay okay but like but like their their bodies still have to be like intact kind of like they still have to have like but then that's like um walt disney yeah because because something like that that's what i was thinking walt disney's like in a cryogenic chamber his body's like frozen wait it's still frozen yeah to this day damn i didn't know that you didn't know that nah yeah so his body is literally in a cryogenic chamber and like

I think you can visit it. I'm not sure. I'm not sure, but I think you can visit it. And I don't even think it's underneath Disney. That's just like a rumor. But shit, if there ever becomes a time where we can, we're so advanced where we can bring those bodies back to life and he's like fully intact, Walt Disney's coming back, bro. Yo, imagine his stories. Yeah. Okay, here's the thing though. Walt Disney is low-key mad racist. I was just about to say that.

Like if Walt Disney comes back, comes back from the dead, he's going to look around. He's like, yo, yo, cancel cultures, but they destroy. Yeah. He's going to destroy him. Cause this guy was racist. Like straight racist. Same thing with Dr. Seuss. Oh yeah. Yeah. Just saying he's racist. No, Dr. Seuss is a hell of a racist. Cause I remember seeing like this, um, in one of the books, um,

It was like a jungle. And then I had like, yeah, bro. That was bad. That's Susan's on the next level, fam. Like going back. Cause when we were kids, we don't really realize like these things. Right. But going back now that we're older, looking at all these things, especially like the older kind of media and like art they created. Yeah. Yeah.

The filter was different. It wasn't... We were not as sensitive. Yeah, because, like, yo, like, most of the Dr. Seuss books, like, those are made, like, years, years back. Like, back when, like, that was, like, kind of normal. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, like, right after the war type thing, right? So, like, it wasn't, like, that bad. Like, when it first, like, got released and all that. Like, no one really cared. Yeah. And even, um... I remember watching, like...

The three little pigs Yeah Like the OG Three little pigs Oh I don't think I've seen that So Yeah it's a Disney movie And then Like I'm pretty sure The freaking The pigs straight up Had like shotguns The what? Like trying to shoot Trying to shoot like the wolf Or something And then the wolf would like Literally like

eat the pigs like in the book yeah no like in the movie in the movie i'm pretty sure i could be wrong i could be wrong but i remember i think i remember seeing it in a youtube video but yo they had shotguns how are they losing nah i think i think you only got the other shotgun like in the in the end when he was in the break house he's in the break

The breakouts. The pigs are trapping. No, but if you look, if you look back at a lot of these, like, um, like the fairy tale stories, some of them are kind of dark. Bro, all of them are pretty dark, man. Like Hansel and Gretel. Oh, yo, that was dark. I'm telling you, anything made by Disney back then. Okay. I don't think Hansel and Gretel was Disney though. Was it? No,

No, I don't think so. I think it was just a story. It was just a story. Yeah. But, but remember the story where in Hansel and Gretel, the witch was literally gonna like kill them and eat them. That's cannibalism. That's kidnapping. That's cannibalism right there in the children's story before you go to bed.

And when you're a kid, you don't think about that. Yeah, you don't think about that. You're definitely not thinking about that. No, but I remember, I think there was this one point, my mom was reading me the Hansel and Gretel story. But it was one of like the older books, right? So I think it was like kind of gruesome or like it had details. Yeah. So she was reading to me and like, oh man, this is bad or something. I remember specifically. Is she skipping the peach? Is she skipping the peach? Nah, I'm going to skip this peach. Okay.

Cause yeah it's low key kinda dark Going back And yo like Some of the illustrations are pretty They're pretty They're pretty gruesome too Yeah They're low key pretty I used to be scared of that shit Even I think I think Snow White too right Snow Snow White I heard Snow White was fucked up Yeah Oh Little Red Riding Hood Little Red Riding Hood And Pinocchio too Oh Pinocchio I heard Pinocchio was fucked up Yo I think there's this theory about Pinocchio Where You know how they all become like bad kids Yeah

Fuck I forgot the theory now Alright whatever Forget about that You have a theory though? Oh yo I heard this one about like Cars You know the movie Cars? Yeah So basically what they're saying Okay so they're basically saying Like Elon Musk Yeah He's like the mastermind Of like this theory About the cars thing Really? Yeah

So you know like Elon Musk he has Tesla he has like the self-driving cars and all that stuff. Yeah. So like they're basically saying like Elon Musk made it so like the cars were like they were so advanced and like they're so like smart that they ended up just like wiping out the human race. Like AI and shit. Yeah like AI shit. Like some Terminator. Yeah. Like Terminator and all that shit.

That's why they have like eyes and they're like living. Yeah. So they're basically saying like, that's basically what happened in the movie Cars. Everything about it. There's no humans in that movie. Yeah, we're the people. There's no humans. Like the cars, they act like humans and shit. Yeah. They're all acting like real people. They have accents and all that. Yeah. Oh, what if? Oh, okay. I'm gonna blow your mind right now. I just came up with this on the spot. What if, going to that theory, Elon Musk coming in with Neuralink.

Yo, Neuralink. Yeah. He's going to put our consciousness into the computer and we become the cars. We become like a Tesla. Like we all become cars because of Neuralink. Oh, shout out Disney. If that happened, what type of car would you be?

I don't know. I better be like a... I gotta be like a muscle car still. Nah, yeah. I need like a Camaro. I'm trying to be like a tank, fam. Yeah. I wanna be a damn tank. I wanna be...

What if you don't have a choice and you become like a mater? Like a rusty mater. I'll be so bent. All right. We're running out of time though. I think we'll end it there, right? Yeah. So thanks for coming through, bro. Thanks again, bro. Nice to be back. Yeah. Shout out to Josh. Thanks for him coming through. If you guys want to follow him, I'll link him down in the bio. Jumpers jump out. Peace.