EP.234 - CRAZY LABUBU TOY THEORY, ALIEN LIFE FOUND ON PLANET K2-18B & CHATGPT GEOGUESSR FEATURE
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What do you think is the equivalent to if you're coughing, somebody's doing something about it? You know how they say when you sneeze, somebody's thinking about you? What do you think coughing is? Oh, coughing, it might be like dissing you. You cough a lot. No, no. You know what, though? I cough when it's cold.

So when it's, yo, I didn't know this, but like Samara told me, when she gets out and it's cold, she automatically starts like dry heaving. And I'm like, yo, I do that too. Because the air is cold. I think so. It's a condition. I forgot what she told me, but she's like, yo, I do the same shit. Because remember, I start puking like when it's cold.

Really? When it's cold? Yo, so maybe? You have a gag reflex to be cold? Yeah. Yeah, it's weird. Trust. If you see me during the wintertime, this season specifically. Interesting. When I caught up, I was like, what the? What the heck? Yeah. Okay, but what are you saying? Oh, if they're coughing, they're probably dissing you. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah, like insulting. That's interesting. Yeah, yeah. Or they're saying a lie about you.

Ooh, okay. Because like, you know when Lil Durk was on the thing? Oh yeah, man. Yeah, yeah. Yo, yo, yo. Do you have one? Yo, how do we not have one yet? Which one? Like a tell. We don't have a tell together. Because me and Josh kind of a tell. You have a tell? What's your tell? I can't say it. Okay, okay. I can't say it. I'm not allowed to. No, we do have a tell. What's our tell? It's just the look. Like, I know when... Nah, we don't. Yeah, we do. Okay, put it in a scenario.

Like what tell Like the little dirt thing So let's say There's something We have to avoid Or we have to tell each other something Without having to say it Or do something No I would pick it up

I won, I won. - Have we done that before? - I think so, yeah, we have. - Oh yeah, we have! - We have the bet. - We have the bet. - What did we do? - No, and this is what I did. I remember I went like this and then I looked at you and that's all it was. - Yeah, we just looked. - I told you. When you have that connection, man, you don't need a lot. - It is a look, it is a look. - Yeah, but if you, Josh, you guys give him a thing?

No, we do something. We do something. But I realized slang between homies is very important. Like, say like you're on... Like code words? Code words, right? Because say you're on like a... You're on a date and... Say you're on like... You're trying to help the homie out with a girl. Yeah. And there's certain words that you can't say, obviously. Because it's like... You can't say bop and shit like that. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like...

some guy will say like yo yo like like steve nash is still like but that means like i'm gonna pass it to you like i mean like you need that oh that's clean you need that because it's like they will never understand your language no that's so important fam it's that is true that is true because if you could relate it onto a term that girls don't understand exactly then you can you can maneuver around it without actually having to say yeah like i think there's a few times we had conversations with people if they understood the language they would have got offended yeah yeah exactly

I'm pretty sure we did that recently too. Recently? I forgot when, but I'm not going to say it now. There was a moment where I'm like, yo, if she knew or if that person knew what we were talking about, they might have got offended. Yeah, for sure. But it wasn't anything crazy. Yeah. That's why. Remember when I was like, why not let it fly to my boy shooting a shot at a girl? Yeah. It's like, oh, why not let it fly? They don't know what that means.

I mean, but I can say it and we can laugh about it. Yo, I'm telling you, inside jokes is so important for a friendship, man. I feel like inside jokes is the whole language of the friendship too. It's like, if you don't have that with your homie, you're not really friends. Oh, actually, actually, I think that's what it is. Yeah, fact. Because if you don't have, I guess, that connection or that like instinctive feeling,

Then you guys aren't even just close. You guys aren't close at all. You know what, too? You had that with your girl? What? Like, inside jokes? Yeah, obviously. No, like, instinctual? Instinctual. Like, what? Like, give a scenario. I don't want you guys to just, like, know stuff. Like, just pick up on it. Pick up on it? I don't... But that doesn't... I guess that's not the same. Yeah. Because I feel like with my female best friends, I would have it. I could have it type thing. But I don't think that's necessary for, like, a lover, would it? No.

Nah, not really. Not really. I don't think so. That's some shit that you share with the homies. Yeah, this is a homie thing. But also, it's like, you should have that because it's like, that's, I don't know. Nah, I don't think so. That might be a hot take. That's a hot take. That actually might be a hot take. Leave it on the comments, you guys, and leave a like. Yeah, leave a like. No, but actually, that is a hot take because do you have to date a best friend? Nah. It's, I think it's easy

It's easier. It's easier if it is. It's easier, but I don't think it's necessary, right? Yeah, because with a best friend, that means, like, you're never getting bored. Like, obviously, in, like, the... Once you get, like, the five years, the seven years, the nine years, there's obviously going to be bumps in the road. Yeah. But it's like, if you have a best friend that you're never bored of, I think that's the most important part. Like...

You can never get bored of that person. But also, I think of it like, what's that word? Unconditional? Unconditional, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think of it like that. Because, for example, me and my dad, we're not the best of friends, but I'ma still always love him regardless. That's true, yeah. Like, me and my mom, we might not click on things, but I'ma always love her regardless. And I think that's how it would go with a significant other.

I think that's different. I think that's family love. I think there's a difference between family and... Ah, fuck. Yo, so I had this plot. Yeah, yeah. I had this idea for a movie in my head, and I wonder what you think about it. I don't know if I said it yet. Okay. But imagine... Yo, this is really cool. Okay. Imagine...

Our, like, ancestors in heaven, whoever, right? And then there's, like, an ancestor that passed away on a girl's side and an ancestor that passed away, let's say, on my side. Okay. But because they're friends up in heaven, they're like, hey, I know someone that your great-granddaughter would love. Mm.

Check out my great grandson. Yeah. And they're like making deals up there, but we don't know it. Yeah. And they're like putting strings together. Okay, you know what? I'm gonna put him in this part of your life for this lesson, blah, blah, blah. But also that's just like God too, like, you know, making the story. But it'll be so interesting to know if...

If our ancestors do those type of things, let's say they're actually friends up there, I think they would be good together and they actually talk about it. That would be so interesting. Like significant otherwise? Or just like friends-wise? Just everything. Even friends. Even friends, significant others. Who knows, right? Because back to our ancestors, we're probably way closer than we think because we're talking generations and generations ago. Yeah, yeah. So that could be like way, way, way back when there were maybe...

Less than a thousand people in the Philippines, you know Interesting to think of so maybe it's like say you see somebody you don't like and you don't know why you don't like them But like really up there Isn't that just like snowball effect like say you didn't go to actually no it's not snowball effect That's totally something different with snowball effect snowball effect is like you went

you wouldn't have met this person if you didn't go here and then it keeps getting bigger and then it keeps getting bigger like all of these different things happen yeah that is no yeah do you feel that like with Josh like say like you've met him but you didn't know all the lore that you would have like do you ever look back I had a friend like that Sanjay oh yeah I'm still homies with him but like you know that's exactly that like I saw him one time and all of a sudden like there's so many different things that he linked up with yeah yeah like whoa I met you like one time I didn't even think I'm gonna be friends with you like that okay

But it's interesting to think like if there's a whole plan with it. Because I personally believe it's not by accident. Like everybody that pops in. Yeah, yeah. I think it's not by accident. Like imagine we're friends in heaven. I would deadass want to be like, hey, yo, can I put...

Like one of my relatives to meet up with your relatives. Because they're probably cool. Just to even see the story. Yeah. That would be so sick. But I think that's when it wouldn't go right then. I feel like. Because we're trying to like make the story. Because I feel like that's what happened with our like sisters and Charon's sister. Because it's like we all. We were all friends. Right. And we thought that was going to happen with our sisters. That they're all going to be friends. Because they're all the same age. But no. It totally happened. They're all in different friend groups. Mmm.

I feel like maybe, yeah, it's got like the ancestors were like, nah, let's not do it twice. You know what I mean? That's a good point. Because like, yo, we're like homies for a minute and probably like, you know what I mean? There's no way they do that twice. Because like, not to get like personal, but because there's some things in my life that line up and I'm like, whoa, why did it line up like that? You know what I'm saying? Okay, yeah. I always think like that, fam.

And it's crazier when that person goes up to you and is like, oh, you know the red string theory and stuff like that? And like, yeah, I do. It's like, oh yeah, I felt, it's crazy. It's a crazier bond where it's like, I felt like I needed to. Oh, is that W Riz? Oh. Huh? No, that was.

That would work out. That would work on me, actually. That would, that would. If a girl came up... Somebody's gonna use it now. No, but if... Yo, deadass, if a girl came up to me and she was like, hey, there's something, like, my spirit is telling me, like, I just need to say what's up to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would just be like, oh, where? Like, what's your name? Blah, blah, blah. You believe in red string theory? Yo. I would be like...

Whoa. You know why that's sick? Because it initiates a deep talk. Oh my God. And that's still like, what's the, what's the, the best bonding experience you have with a random stranger that you just met. That's fire. Like I would fall in love after that deep talk bro.

What do you mean you were meant to see me? What does that mean? No, that's actually facts though. So you're going to go to sleep thinking about like what that meant. Yo, what if the real risk is actually you being able to get as quick to a deep talk as possible? No, that is though. It is, right? Yeah, it's opening up and being comfortable. That is.

That is. Yes. Because now bagging it, like when I used to be in university and used to be kind of like shy and like test myself, I would always try to get somebody to open up or like at least for myself to open up even and have a deep conversation with them. And every time I did, the connection would be strong. But if I didn't, it was just like, you know, surface level. Fuck, I'm never going to see you again. Like the, like the, what classes do you have? Yeah. Nobody cares about that shit. But imagine you had somebody sit beside you and they're like, yo, um,

I remember that conversation we had about you telling about your Lola and this and that. You know what I mean? Like that's deep, bro. Already, already. Yeah, I can relate to that. I can like, you know, I can see your dreams and visions and shit. Oh yeah, it's raps. Yeah, that's a different type of connection.

Oh, you know what I heard? You know John, sorry, Graham Hancock? No, who's that? So Graham Hancock, he's this guy. He studies like ancient civilizations. Okay, okay. Ancient civilizations. And he has a theory that a whole bunch of these ancient civilizations that are super advanced before is just buried over. And we're missing like, shit, maybe 80% of the world's history. Oh.

Because it just got buried over. Now, what's crazy, like an insane coincidence, he went one time to climb the pyramid of Egypt. And when he did it, it was like illegal. But he did it anyways and he snuck in and went to the very top. What he found at the top, crazy. He found an initial carved into the stone. What was it? It was P. Hancock and then a date.

from like 19 maybe in the 50s that name sounds so familiar p hancock so that name is of his great great grandfather that climbed the pyramids way long time ago whoa that was yeah but he never knew like he was there and they just happened to both climb it damn yeah so the way he proved it yeah was he asked his father for all of these different like diaries

And he found one of them and he was able to go to the date because there was the date and the carving, right? And he said,

Today, I climbed the pyramid of Egypt. Damn, so he did it. So it's like history repeated itself. Yeah, history repeated itself. So imagine how many times, even if you want to go to that past lives thing, like you feel like you've done here, been here before or whatever. Imagine how many times our ancestors or people we know have been down that path. Yeah.

what always triggers me too is imagine how many times you passed your true love on the bus yeah that always gets me too yo that's crazy or like in public you're at this event in that event a lot cause I know a couple I know a couple that did that bear they were in a picture they were in a picture together at a like a like a church thing oh really yeah and they didn't know each other and then later on when they started dating they looked at the picture like yo that's us oh my god

that's kind of crazy yeah it's crazy i have to show you a picture too because um there was a a trending picture going on facebook right and there was these it was a a dad a kid and a wife in like a park so they uploaded the photo and i'm gonna show you it yeah and then obviously it's just random like they just wanted to check up like on everything but everybody says that this picture made me believe in ghosts

And I'll show you the picture. I'll show you the picture. See if you can see it. Because there's a random picture of them just eating thing. Here. Let me see. So they're just at a park. You see the dad. You see the kid. Yeah. Right? I see. Okay, where's the ghost though? Fam, if you look in the top left...

Oh shit. There's a woman there. Actually that's not a person. That's just like taking a picture. No there's a woman there right. And the wife is taking the picture. The wife confirmed on Facebook. There were only three people there. Now this word gets weird. Because it's like. On the news a year ago. Yeah. A person died in.

in that lake and the body was buried in that lake and it looked like her and look what it looks like yo so this lady is supposed to look exactly like this lady bro you don't know if we can look at it i know it's weird fam bro i'm telling you it's like that makes it that's that's where the ghost would chill at

Cause if you're buried there. I don't even want to think about it. Was she like murdered? I think she was. No, I think. I don't know what happened. But I'm pretty sure she was murdered. And like the body was found in the pot. Do you think pictures hold spirit? Cause I think about that sometimes. Cause sometimes we play around. Play around with like showing pictures and stuff. Yeah.

Do you think they could be attachments or no? I think pictures do. Because with the eye, it might not. But if you take a picture and we have so much technology that can like zoom into shit like that. What do you think holds more spirit though? A painting or a picture? I feel like a painting...

It holds the air that was there in a sense, you know? Yo, paintings are like relics, fam. It probably has like saliva of the painter, like sweat, you know? You actually might be right. It might be a painting still. Painting probably has so much lore in it. Because picture, you can Photoshop. Oh, but even too, like a picture...

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Okay, what if it's like a film camera? Because doesn't it just get the...

atoms and shit. Oh, it does, it does. I remember that ghost story that we talked about where it would only show up in the Polaroids. It probably, yeah. But the real one is if they carved it in rocks. Like, you know those shit? It's not holding anything though. It's just chalk, fam. That's what they actually saw with their own eyes, fam. They can't be lying. They can't be lying. Okay. Question for you. Okay, okay. Actually, before I get to that, before I get...

Well, yeah, that's kind of stupid. It's a stupid question. Before we get to that, though. Okay. Because I saw on ChatGBT. Okay. This is how I know we're fucked. Wow. ChatGBT right now. Ah.

You can take a picture of anywhere. Deadass anywhere outside. You can send it into ChatGPT and it will tell you exactly where it was taken. Yo, they did it testing it in the randomest alleys. Taking a picture. Yeah. Send it to ChatGPT and it will give you, hey, this looks like this type of area. So they did it with speed. That's fucking bad though. It's dangerous. Yes. Here, I'll show you. Let me see. So they took this picture.

They put it into ChatGBT. This is probably... It's just like an Instagram picture. Put it in ChatGBT. Not only did it give another image what it looks like, it says, this is likely at this place. Oh, no. Look, it's analyzing everything in the pictures. It's analyzing the wall, analyzing the little subtle details. Every single thing. And then showing exactly from a bird's eye view where that picture was taken. What the hell? Crazy, bro. That's crazy.

And imagine, imagine, because you know those stories of Don't Fuck With Cats? Yeah. Where they were looking for a murderer just based off one single picture? Now you can. You can start doing that. That's, I guess, the bright side of it. Looking for a murderer, looking for something that needs to be solved. But also it gets weirder because stalkers can just deadass take your Instagram pic, throw it in the chat GBT, and they might be able to find you. Yes.

Yeah. Say you want to stalk your favorite YouTuber. You just take a pic of the... Obviously, they're going to take a picture of that house. Yeah.

you've seen their house on stream you'll know exactly where to go after that's how pop smoke died right yeah because he leaked it on the thing but he actually gave it but like somebody from his team took a pic of like the outside of the B&B oh really? I thought it was cause of receipt though receipt? yeah because there was a receipt in the picture that said the address I think oh I thought it was the Instagram pic it was also that too because it was easier to find because they just sent bare pictures out but I'm telling you like that's gonna be bad cause you can stalk anyone

Bro. I think eventually ChadGBT. Sorry. I think eventually ChadGBT. Because I use it a lot right

Yo, did you know he uses water? I even know that shit. What? ChatGPT. Fam, remember when I told you that and you didn't believe me? Yeah, I didn't know. Yeah, I didn't bag that's real. Yes, bro. I was like, you're like, what did he use? Gallons of water? I'm like, bro, he uses water. I didn't bag that, fam. Every time we type it in, fam, like, it does it. But the good thing about that is like, I seen Robar. Yeah. He posts on his shit too, like when he's traveling to the Philippines, when he needed help traveling,

He only put shit into ChatJPT and it helped him travel. Like, oh, I need a good place to stay at this point. Yeah, he pulled that when we were in Banff. Yes. It's smart as shit. And he just put a whole itinerary. Fam, our Hawaii itinerary was done by Joseph in five minutes, bro. I'm close to this. Can I get... Is there any restaurants close to this? Yeah.

Like levels on shit. Bro, I heard something though that if the whole population or even just like half of the population of the United States started using chat GPT regularly, it would cause a blackout. Oh, what the fuck?

And there's a prediction next year, there's going to be waves of rolling blackouts because of AI use, like overuse of AI. I think that's true too, because you predicted this too. In Texas, we should look at moving to Texas. Why? Because Texas has a school where it's fully chat GPT. So in that school, they only do two hours of work.

every day and then the rest of the day they do actual skills like entrepreneurship, financial literacy, what else they do? Public speaking and they did tests where this school actually did better on SATs than the average school. So doing two hours with the one-on-one personal AI bot is way better than an actual seven day school day. I mean like

That should have been more calculated now. The curriculum should have been updated a long time ago. They've been doing the same shit for years, bro. We've been saying that too during the 2020 days. I think you said that. You're like, it's going to be VR soon. They have to. They have to because one, we're wasting time. We're not evolving faster. We could deadass make kids geniuses now if we really, really try to. But the theory is

the world can't go if everybody's a genius they're going to be too smart because if you have a population of people that are poorer than you but smarter than you you're in trouble danger well at least the leads would be in trouble type what do you think is more advanced you think the ai stuff that we're about to get or do you think the mystical holistic health stuff that

is kind of lost in translation. - What, like the sea moss and shit like that? - Yeah, but there's even deeper shit. - Yeah, I know, I know. - So there's one I found out recently. - Okay. - Nobody knows this. - Yeah. - Nobody knows it. And it sounds fucking like magic. - Okay, okay. - But apparently if you take a seed of a plant, it could be like a fruit plant, right? Like a fruit tree. - Yeah. - Put it in your mouth, take it out and plant it. The plant will give whatever fruit it bears,

more vitamins, more minerals that you are deficient of based on your saliva. Really? Yeah. Now check this out. Traditional farmers. You ever wonder why farmers markets have the best produce, best fruit, best vegetables, everything? Why? Because traditionally, farmers, when they plant the seeds, before they plant it, they put it in their saliva. You're lying. No, that's what they do.

Yeah. It's like part of their practice. They put the seed to moisten it with their saliva and then they plant it. But I think over time, that just being the tradition, it was lost in translation because back in the day, they definitely practiced all of these holistic health things where what it was actually doing was getting the plant to understand your biochemistry.

It's crazy. But it sounds like fucking magic. No, real shit. It sounds like magic. Yeah. But that's dead ass how it goes. Wait, so, but that would suck though because it's only one guy. Yeah. So we would have to plant our own food. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you back it, like that's what we're supposed to do from the start. Yeah.

But now it's like, they don't do that. We don't do that. We automate it for everyone else to just eat from each other. Ew, I imagine what we're actually, like, gaining from these, like, these fruits now. Because they're not doing that shit every time. It's not. It's like, what is it? It's probably missing so much nutrients. There's so many different things. That's why it's coming out, like, elastic and shit. Yo. Like, imagine, imagine, imagine there's, like, even, even an ill intent. Mm-hmm.

to get somebody that's like not deficient in anything super healthy put it in and then no no nutritional value let's just fuck them up let's give them the healthiest guy let them get no nutrition that reminds me that reminds me so um fucking jake paul and his dad i don't know if you've seen it but they're like doing a documentary of them doing ayahuasca did you see what his dad said what do you say what um so the the pilot on the plane was like oh i i heard i i heard you asked for beers

uh before that before ayahuasca you can't drink beers and he's like bro shut up i've done fucking uh shrooms i've done all this and i've i've been so drunk and i'm good let me have a beer before yeah because you're not supposed to do that you're not supposed to be like completely clean and then it cuts to a scene when he's actually in it and he's like fuck like they're pouring water on him he's like fuck

Yo, because I'm pretty sure it will mess up your trip. Yeah, fam. Because there's different substances that will mess it up. If your brain's already triggered on one thing, it's going to like...

tear you in the other side that's like smoking weed before like a shroom trip you just don't yeah you can't do that you're not supposed to do that and i don't know if you've seen the guy who willingly poisoned himself in the amazon rainforest no bro he did this for content too so he was there and he he got with a local yeah so the local took him to like an indigenous tribe and the tribe was like oh oh if you want some content like we can poke you with a very poisonous like frog venom and see how you react

The guy's like, yeah, fuck it. Let's go viral. For what though? Just to try it? Just to try it, yeah. Because he knows that he's not going to die, right? So what they did is they got a wood and then they got the frog and they burnt it into a liquid, right? They got him like this. They burned two holes into his skin and got the venom and went like this.

As soon as it like hit, the guy's head, it was like red. And the guy, he was telling him, yo, it feels like my head is fucking exploding. Like you're in a chokehold, but it's never going to release. Okay. So how did he like get saved then? So this is what happened. So after that, like he, they took him to the river. They washed the venom off. But even after that, he started, he puked everything out and he passed out for like six hours. Six hours? Yeah, six hours. They thought he was going to die. What the fuck is that?

six hours for this? It's funny because his cameraman was recording. He had to record the whole thing. Yeah. So six hours, time lapse, boom. Did they have a doctor on site? No, it was just the tribe, fam. Bro, I wouldn't even fucking trust that shit. No, the tribe. No, I would trust the tribe.

Bro, so if I pass out in front of the tribe for six hours, you're not going to call a doctor? No. You're not going to call a doctor for me? No, no. The tribe is the doctors, fam. I'm calling a helicopter for you. Yo, that's fake, bro. They're going to do what? I pass out for six hours? Six hours is a long-ass time, dog. You don't think if they're going to inject you with something, they know the remedy to fix it, fam. Fair, fair, fair. You know what I mean? It's a tribe, dog.

Six hours a long as fair by our to have a young but I'm just throwing hands with a child like yo, what do you do to broke them? I would five I was start asking questions like wait wait it might be serious No, it is it is it is that's like half a day fan Wow

You know what I heard too? There's no bees. You have to tell them if the beekeeper died or not. What? Wait, what? Yeah. They know if a beekeeper died. No, bees are smart. I found out bees are super smart. So back this. There was a woman. This is a true story. There was a woman that I think her husband was a beekeeper. Okay. But he passed away. It's so interesting. Yeah.

This is very rare case. This doesn't happen usually. Okay. She went to say to the bees that the beekeeper died, like the husband died. Yeah. The bees... They're like... Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

- Fuck, he died, boys. - Yo, dead ass, the bees, they understood her. And I think she gave like a date for the funeral. 'Cause she's just talking. No, 'cause she went like this. She was like, you know how you talk to an animal, obviously, like, sorry, you guys, like, he's not coming back. I think she's like taking care of it or whatever.

Like how you would talk to a dog like, hey, oh, you want some food? Yeah. Right? So she was talking to the bees the same way. Yeah. Said, hey, sorry, you guys, like he passed away. We're going to have the funeral on Saturday or this and that. On the day of the funeral. What happened? Yo, I don't know why you're laughing. This is fucking like miraculous. Really? Yeah. Well, this sounds like a joke. No, this is so true. Google it. What do you mean bees showed up to the funeral? Yo.

On the day of the funeral, everybody was seated. Yeah. Coffin literally about to drop. You're fucking lying to me, bro. I'm not lying. This is a true story.

Yeah. Like... They all pull up. A swarm of bees came and then landed on the coffin. That's actually sick. Okay, that's actually fire. Yeah. That's actually fire. That's like Loki Miraculous. Oh, that is, fam. That's kind of crazy. Because that's like their... I guess their leader or whatever. Like their caretaker. They just say bye and then they just like float. See, you would expect that in a dog. But like insects like that... But dogs, you've seen it before. Yeah, I know. You've seen that a lot, actually. Like dogs will like cry at, you know, the cemetery and stuff like that. But like for...

like bees are smarter than we think they like shit yeah I don't know you're flying like shit yeah bees are actually very smart well bees are smart and you have to bag too like bees they're using high ass frequencies true to make honey we talked about this before to make honey to fly their flight doesn't even it's

It's impossible to understand. Scientists still don't understand how bumblebees can fly. That's the beginning of the bee movie. I don't know if you knew that. Yeah, I know. I remember that. To this day, we don't understand how bees can fly. But bees don't care. You know that beginning? Yeah. I remember that shit. But bees just don't fucking care. No,

Yo, fam, I remember I told you this where it's like they would have the king bodyguard and if that guy dies or no, if you don't come back on time, they would kill you. Like in front of other bees to show you that don't fuck around. Like we're on schedule. Do you think ants are the same way? I was just going to say that. I think if you had like, I just imagined the Bugs Life movie. Like if bees can do that, bugs can do that. Because I had a theory because I used to have like one, two ants when I was home in Scarborough. Bro, like the

The ants, if I killed one, all of a sudden they would start, like bears are showing up, bro. And I think it's because I capped one of his homies and they blew up the spot. No, real shit, fam. Actually. Yeah. And I've seen it too many times where an ant's carrying a body of another ant. Yes, I've seen that too. Like carrying him home type thing. Yeah, yeah. And then you get the really big ant and you step on the really big ant and you're like, fuck, do I do this? Because it's probably their leader. You know what I mean? You ever think like that?

Yo, I feel bad sometimes because thinking back to the day. That's a fucking living thing, bro. I would purposely leave like a popsicle outside. Oh, okay, okay. That's fire. That's fire. It's kind of messed up though. How, how? Because I would take a water gun. Oh my. Yo, I used to have the craziest water gun. It's like a shotgun.

I don't think they sell it anymore, but like I pretty sure I remember that the dirt was a big one But it would shoot like a like a blob of water not even like a spray. You know the most like yeah, and it would shoot a blob like So I shot my water going like at the end bro, I don't know you know why is because I used to play this game is called um, is it is it the crap the all aliens or no, I

Destroy all humans. You ever heard of that game? No. So destroy all humans. God forbid this ever happens. But it's like aliens doing that to Earth. Okay. So how I'm like shooting water at a whole bunch of ants, aliens could do that to us. Really? Yeah.

See, that ant shit is like just what recently happened with... Did you see what they figured out? What? The scientists. How they think that they found... Like, this is like the most evidence they've ever got. Another planet has life. And it's two ants. No, no. It's not ants. Oh, sorry. No, no. It's not ants. What the fuck?

No, but the thing is that planet that they found, it's like Elon's kid's name. It's like K2. Ash X12? Yeah, so one of those things, right? But it's two times bigger than Earth. It's very far from us, but it has this gas called DMS, I think. And that gas is found on Earth in oceans.

So imagine, there's living things in the ocean right now. So imagine that whole thing they said, it's going to be water. And they have DMS in that? Yo, it's two times bigger than Earth, bro. The shit they have there is probably like the Megalodon, fam. Like the real like, oh. Like if I was ever trying. That shit real scary, fam.

Oh, my God. In Hawaii, when we were out there, thank God I was with, like, five people around me. Because if that was just me snorkeling... Oh, in the sea? Yeah, even with the waves crashing, I'm like, yo, this is...

it's not far from shore but that's just kind of scary yeah i i get what you're saying about it maybe i'm just too used to it maybe because i can swim like really well no i can swim really well too it's just like the fact that like when you look underwater it's weird oh when you see darkness yeah darkness is scary but are you afraid of space have you ever been afraid of space because there was a moment i i accidentally made myself afraid of space whoa what'd you do so i was looking at the stars and i realized it's never ending

Like the sky is like that ass never ending. I never looked at it like that. But you never look at it like that unless you like bag it. Yeah. But I was dead ass like looking at it too long. You know when you look at something too long? Yeah. Yeah. Don't look at yourself too long in the mirror. Yes. Don't do that. But when I was looking at the sky and I was I was just looking at stars and I realized like yo what I'm seeing right now goes way infinite. Like we don't we don't even understand like it dead ass goes infinite.

and not only does it go infinite, keeps getting bigger.

My brain can't even comprehend that. Only God can see past it. You know what I'm saying? We can't even understand what's past that shit. I think that's more of the overthinker type fear. I've never looked at it like that. But I'm pretty sure that's just what I did with the ocean. It's just infinite down. I feel like if you were on shrooms, you would be tripped out if I said that to you. Yes, yes. Because it's like a never-ending thing. The best way I can describe it too is...

It's like the, if you blink, if I tell you to manually blink, you're going to keep blinking. Like if you realize like it's never ending, that's everywhere around us. Oh, also what could really scare you too. Okay, let me like hope everyone's in a good space, good place. And then I'm going to drop it off. Man's watching this. I'm like chill. No, but if you really take it in, the world's spinning right now.

Fast as fuck. Yeah, yeah, facts. But we're not moving. We don't feel that shit. Yo, if I was high, I would be like... It's spinning fast as fuck right now. You bag it. Yeah, but you never think about that because it's like... How am I not dizzy? It's so still, yeah. You know what I'm saying? How am I not dizzy? Now, bag this. What if when you're high and you get dizzy or you get drunk and you're dizzy, you're actually on the timing of the earth spinning? Oh, shit.

Because different levels of consciousness woman that's not like OG jumpers. That's not like a holy numbers to you. I'm not gonna lie

Now you might be onto something. No, not really. But kind of, kind of. Who knows? You never know. You never know. Yeah, yeah. Because if you just start like, if you start looking at things like that, where I think it's good to think like that. Yeah. As almost toddler or child curiosity. Yeah, that's true. I feel like they try to break that down as soon as they get older. Mm-hmm.

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to abide by people maybe he doesn't even care about. Now, he said eventually what happens is we grow up with coffee tables just popping up everywhere in our face. And eventually you're enclosed in a box made of coffee tables.

If you get what I'm saying here. Yeah, kind of. Where you're not allowed to think differently from it. You're not allowed to approach things differently based on everybody's opinion and their choice that this is what it is. You ever have shit like that when you're like, oh no, I should always just reference this? Like you ever had that moment where you were on the coffee table? I think I told it before. I said it before on the podcast. But when I was talking to myself, like playing with actions.

action figures and my cousin's like yo you're weird oh okay okay and I'm like okay but I'm having fun like I don't care but I could've been like ah yeah and then my creativity would've died right there

but i still kept doing it just because i was having fun i was like you know being creative yeah maybe the ancestors uh placed that that guy there to just cause it yo go hate on that real quick let's see let's see what what that would do but you never bag like what if that's the real test god put in no that's what i'm saying like what if that's the actual test like little things like that it builds you who you are even as miniscule as you think it is for you to i don't know a woman drops

whatever, her purse, and you decide to pick it up for her and give it to her, maybe that's a sign for you to, I'm choosing to do the right thing. Later on, when you have a decision, maybe who knows, you turn into Batman and you have to save the world. If you didn't pick up that purse that one time, it's baby steps, feel me? Like one day it's picking up a purse, next day you could be saving someone's life. It takes little actions for your brain or your mind to understand being a good person or a bad person.

And sometimes you don't bag that. Yeah. Because they don't teach that. Yeah. Like, you know, sometimes we don't realize like little actions every day, whether they're good or bad, healthy or unhealthy. They add up, but not also do they add up. They give accountability for bigger things in our life that we decide to do. I feel like a teacher. I know. I know.

Yo, I feel like it would be a sick ass teacher. Nah, nah. It would be too confusing still. Really? I remember I had this one teacher, bro. It was like ADHD to the fucking max. Like, it was our auto teacher. Remember? I think you were in that class.

Yeah, yeah. He doesn't have ADHD. Bro, yes, he did. Yes, he did. So he would start talking about, like, cars. And then he would be like, oh, yeah, but, like, on the weekend, like, I did this and this. Yeah, he did do that. And then he would go into another tangent of, like, connecting that to, like, NASCARs or something. You're right. And then his favorite racer. You know what I mean? You're right. But I feel like that, too, is, like, I love ADHD people because you can never get bored.

Never get bored. That's what I'm saying. I love ADHD people. Yeah, yeah. On vacations, it's tough because you can never shut up and shit like that. But ADHD, yeah, it's pretty good. The ADHD part, it's hard when it's time to chill. Yeah, yeah. That's the thing. It's hard when it's time to chill and time to unplug. You know what I mean? If you want to just...

focus on what's now. Yeah. Cause I, I've been, uh, experienced like, um, like I've recently tough sleeping and I'm like, maybe is there something wrong? Like feng shui in my room that I added or some shit like that. And, and I seen the TikTok is like, if I want to sleep better, so you have to imagine a word. Yeah. This is how I would, uh,

calm down my overthinking mind how so it would you have to imagine a word say like cat and then you would have every letter you would envision something that goes with that letter so c i would say carrot and then a apple like tiger yeah right and then i would go to a next word and fam i tried it and it cut everything shut like it was relaxed oh really because i'm thinking of something but at the same time it's so easy to me it's like counting sheep

You know what I mean? So I'm like, oh, it's simple tasks. And then I felt myself falling asleep and I caught myself because I started thinking. And then I know why because whenever I daydream, I get hyped. Oh.

Me too. Yes. So when I'm thinking of a scenario in my sleep, I can't sleep. You can't sleep because you're too excited. Because I'm trying to think of the next thing. Yeah, I do that too. You know what? Yeah, because when I do try to sleep, I'm really just like, I'm trying to experience life still. Yes. Yeah, I'm still trying to experience life even with my eyes closed. Yeah, yeah. That shit's so fucking cold. Crazy. When I go to sleep, I'm still trying to experience life with my eyes closed. Damn. Put that shit in a book. Yeah, a lot of people.

No, but it makes sense too, especially doing simple things like spelling cat or like colors like that because it takes us back to childhood. And then those are the times where you have the best sleeps. Facts. Right? Yeah. You have the best. Oh, you know what I know too? Yo, I just found out the reason I can't fall asleep sometimes is if you take vitamins at night, you can't take vitamins at night. Why?

You take vitamins at night? Like what type of vitamins? Certain vitamins keep you awake. I don't even take vitamins. At all. What the fuck are you gonna take vitamins for? Yeah, not even the gummy ones. Your bones are frail. What the fuck? I'm good. Don't worry about my bones, okay? You eat vegetables? Huh? Yeah, I eat vegetables. Barely. I'm on a yachty diet still, but I'm fucking, you know what I mean? I'm good. No, you need, yo, you need vitamins, bro. No, take vitamins. Actually, take vitamins.

No, like, Ashley, like, no joke, man. Stop laughing. Stop laughing, man.

Now you know those things when you're sick and like uh does your mom do this say you get a cold right and she gets the vicks out does she do does she do the cross underneath your feet and then she puts socks on so funny enough yeah she never did that okay she always put on my chest yeah chest obviously that's chest cross but i know the sock method yeah but i never grew up with the sock method oh word yo i feel like sock method is such placebo but it always works

You know what I mean? There's no way that putting a cross on both my feet works. I mean, prayer works. But my mom, like, whenever I have a stomachache, you know, manzanilla? Yeah, yeah. The oils? Yeah, she would do that stuff. And then, like, that's when she really got with the cross. I still have that in my room. Like, the oil. Yeah, yeah. You know the, it's so funny, the guy that created Vaseline,

I heard of this. It's the funniest story. So this guy was working at an oil rig and like everybody just played off the petroleum jelly going off. But one day he was like, he took it and then he put it on himself because he was like, oh, this can actually fix my cuts. Yeah. So all of the oil rig workers, whenever they got a cut, he started putting it on them. And he healed them. So he, I think the first name he patented us was, I think it was Miracle Jelly. Right. And he sold it as that.

But every day, he believed so much in his product that he ate... He ate that shit? Scoops? Like, spoonfuls? Yes, spoonfuls of things every day. But what's crazy... He died, no? No, no, no. But this was crazy. What? Before he died, when he was 90... Yeah? He was in the hospital because he had a... I think it was a respiratory disease. Yeah? And he told the nurse...

to lather himself every day from head to toe in Vaseline and feed it to him. What the fuck? He got cured from that disease because he did that. But later he died off something else. But he cured himself with... This is not health advice. It's not health advice. Do not do that. But for some reason it worked with this guy because I guess this is his product. So

So this guy ate and just bathed himself in Vaseline. Bro, that's a kink fam. That's a low kink. He just saw the nurse like, yo, this shorty's bad. Okay, this is what you gotta do for me. Oil me up, cover me in Vaseline, and then feed it to me. Yo, that story has to be as fake as the bee story. Holy fuck. What do you mean the bee showed up to the funeral? Don't piss me off. This is crazy.

Okay, if there's one thing that you wish could actually heal or like have special abilities What would you want it to be? Damn candy or like chocolate? Candy would be fire. Imagine you just eat some like Skittles and like it's like it works as like a multivitamin. Fuck yeah. That would be fire actually. A lie? Okay, okay. Let me re-like question it. Yeah, yeah. Let me rewrite the question.

What fantasy food would you love to have? Fantasy food. Or if it had the powers of. Okay, example. When you said candy, immediately in my head, I was thinking of Pokemon Rare candy. Imagine like you level up. You have to, yeah. Imagine you actually like level up. Like you get these or you just get like stronger. Oh, that would be fire. I think everything in Pokemon, fam. A revive. Imagine popping a revive after you like you fell off a hill, fam. Yeah.

You're like automatically doing it. When you just come back to life. Yeah, I know. You can't pop it. Somebody has to pop it. My fault, my fault. Somebody has to put it on you. Somebody has to put it on you. My fault, my fault. Damn, let me think about that real quick. Wait, so Pokemon dead ass die. Hold on, what's fantasy foods? No, wait, hold on. Pokemon die and then bring them back to life to fight again. Holy shit. What?

If you take that in, yo, they get hurt. Faint. Yeah. And you give them a revive. Keep fighting. That's crazy. No, it is crazy. Yeah, yeah. That's crazy. Yo, Pikachu is down bad. That's abuse. Rebombies. No, actually. No, no, that's facts. And you have to keep doing it. Like, you know what I mean? They have no... That's animal abuse, lowkey. Yeah.

Yeah, I never really realized Pokemon was like that. No, it is. That's the dark side still. It is the dark side. You know why it's the dark side? Because we don't see the damage to Pokemon that they would take on. Yo, be real. Imagine getting a flamethrower to the dome by Charizard. Charizard hit flamethrower on Sudowoodo. Fam, Sudowoodo will be burning. Chris, bro. Bro, it's forest fire, fam.

And then it would be like ashy too. Yeah, oh my god, that would be so bad, bro. Not only would it be like ashy, but we don't see that in Pokemon. Yeah, we actually don't. We just see them like X on the eyes. That's it. Like imagine it's super effective on you. Like that hurts, dog. Yo. That's like getting a Muay Thai kick straight in the face. Do you think eventually they'll drop a Pokemon that is kind of like that where they do show damage? Nah, they can't. It would ruin the franchise.

They do show damage, but in what way? No, like actually getting hurt. Because we don't see that with Pokemon ever. I mean, you see it with Ash when he gets electrocuted. Yeah.

He's human. But you don't see like, let's say somebody uses slash and then like actually get cut and bleed. Okay, that's no. That's wild. Because I think it's for kids. But if you bag, we're still the audience and we're older now. They'll be fired to watch. You know who has like bear damage on him that I would hate to be? Who? Who's the pink and blue trainers with the cat?

Mew? Oh, Jesse and James. Jesse and James, the cat. What's the cat called? Meowth. Meowth, bro. He gets sent to the heavens every episode. Yeah, he does. They do. Bro. Every single time, yeah. Imagine the power of the cat. Blasting off again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Imagine the power of the kick, fam. Like, Meowth is just a cat, bro. Imagine kicking a cat up there. But you don't even fuck with cats, so it's like, that's the dark side of it. No, the cats are aight. Cats are aight. I'm just allergic, bro. Oh, you know what actually has a dark side, though? That's really popular right now? What? La Boo Boo's.

Oh, I heard the demonic. Yes, that they're kind of demonic. Because I looked into it, but I think it all started because one girl, she saw like a little boo-boo at a vintage store. And then it was surrounded by all these candles and she decided to take it home, right? Yeah. And then she's telling like her TikTok live. It's like, yo, I think these things actually carry like demonic spirits just because as soon as I placed it in my car, I almost got into a car accident. And I kept like getting sick.

But it was also at a thrift store. So maybe that impacted it too. Yeah, because what if there's energy put onto it? Yeah. But I found out that the guy was influenced from Nordic folklore. And the play that he got it from is called The Little Monsters.

Oh, so it's based on real stories. And the monsters actually do bad shit. What do they do? Like they accidentally do bad stuff. I don't know what it is. Obviously, I didn't look up like what they did. Yeah. But they said that they would accidentally do bad stuff.

So I'm like, but look at Labubu, fam. Like, it does look kind of neat. It's supposed to be like a monster. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But did you know Labubus, they're all girls? I didn't know that. Oh, no, I didn't. Yeah, because they look like guys, right? And they would, like, the guys on TikTok would, like, dress it up in, like, the ski mask. And, like, they would have the Prada suit on. Yeah, they do that. I'm like, yo, that, you know what I mean? Oh, man. I didn't know. I think. What do you think is more popular, Miffy or Labubu? Oh, Miffy.

Really? Yeah, for sure. People are saying, oh, I don't know. Sure, like right now? Yeah. Right now, Miffy. No, yo, Miffy's on the, they're on the cusp of becoming as popular as Hello Kitty, which is crazy. Also, did you know Domo is making a comeback? Oh, yes, please. You know what? You know the drip? You know the drip? Yeah, Domo hats are like Domo clothing from like the 2000s.

I feel like that's drip. That's rare drip too. Yeah, I know. You would only find that shit in a thrift store. Leave a like if you guys actually know about Domo. That's rare. That's real swag of Pinochart. I feel like every Filipino knew Domo. What should we bring? Do you think we should bring back good wood chains? Like wood chains? Oh, the...

Not this. I already rocked this. I already rocked this. I'm trying to bring this back for myself, though. I want V-necks to come back. V-necks? What the freak? I'm pretty sure they're going to come back soon. V-necks. Are you serious, bro? Yeah, because I feel like chains nowadays, they're getting longer. So it's like this now, before it was the chokers. But everyone's saying that, okay, let's extend the chains. But when I see V-necks, all I think about is...

You know those like Italian dudes with the really gelled out hair? Damn, that's drip low-key. Versace. Okay, so you can say that a man can dress up as a pirate, but we can't roleplay Italian mobsters, fam? Like, come on. Man, I guess so. You know what I mean? I guess so. Pirate is drippier, though. Pirate is drippy. The slick back hair, the fucking... No, pirate's like braided up. Oh, yeah, braided up. Dreads. Like, that's tough, man. Even the goatee's braided. Yeah, that's hard. I'm not gonna like that one. Imagine having a goatee with braids in it and like beads.

That's kind of hard, no? Yeah, I know. Like, eventually it would be. Like, if it became, like, popular. Right now, it's kind of wild. You know what me and my sister came up with? What? We had this theory. It's not even a theory. I just want to hear, like, your opinions on it. Okay. Do you think guys' attraction to girls... We don't really care too much about what other guys think about our girl. Or, like, the girl you're into, right? Yeah, yeah. But for girls...

What they do is they'll base the person's attraction based on what everybody thinks about the guy. Whoa. If you think about it, think about it. I've never thought about that. That's why we have like Pete Davidson's, even though he's not that handsome, he's really, really popular or like he's coveted as, oh, like we want that guy. Yeah. Like Jack Harlow and all. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because based on what the population deems as attractive...

But we do that to girls too though. Guys don't really do that. To girls? Do we really do that? Okay, say what's the equivalent to a Pete... Oh, you can't. No, there's not, fam. I don't think so. Is there equivalent to a Pete Davidson for guys? No, there's not. Guys are very like physically attractive. Actually? They're like attracted by the eye. You know? They're not really attracted by like perception of with people.

No, but like... Okay, bro. We can do a... Leave it on the comments. This is honestly like... Because I was having a conversation with my sister. That's a good topic though. This is a very interesting conversation. Yeah. Because there is two sides. There dead ass is two sides. Where girls... Think about high school first off. Okay. There could be a guy that's like super low key. Yeah.

but like he's semi-cute yeah but if he does something that makes all the girls I don't know see him in a different light or they all decide oh yeah he's cute everybody will just start deciding okay yeah he's cute but with guys it's not the same it's not the same but it still happens

In a lesser degree. How though? Fam, if there's a scenario where a guy's like medium cute and shit like that, but he's still to the commission or whatever the court is, he's still cute. Fam, that can happen to a girl too. Oh, are you sure though? Yes, yes. I feel like, no, no, no. Guys love... Fam, there's sleeper pics. No, no, no. You're talking about sleeper pics? This is what I'm trying to say. Okay, okay. This is what I'm trying to say. I'm trying to...

I feel like we're mixing up. Okay, okay, okay. This is what I'm trying to say. Guys will like girls regardless of what our friends think. Okay. That's what I'm trying to say. Guys will like girls for girls. Like, let's say we have a room of the homies. I don't really care what they think about the girl. I'm still going to like her. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm trying to say. But girls, I feel like they'll try to get an opinion and then determine like, oh, is he attractive? Yeah.

I don't know though. I don't know. It's interesting. It's interesting. I asked my sister about it and she agreed with me. But leave it on the comments what you guys think. I'm not saying like this is what it is. Yeah, yeah. This is like interesting. That is true because it's like... Oh, I don't know. Because most of the times we don't usually go like, oh, what do you think about it? Yeah, like what do you care about? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We'll be like, do you think she's cool? Don't beg that. Really? You think she's cool rather than like looks? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I can see that. Fuck. I would have to get it. No, I don't know. It's weird because there's two guys arguing because we don't know the other side. It is iffy. It is iffy. But I did. I did ask my sister about it and she agreed with me. Really?

They move like that? But it makes sense though. No, it does make sense though because that's why we don't have no Pete Davidson as a girl. You would... Okay, but you show your friends like... Would you not show your friends back then? Of course. Of course, but...

but that won't determine my attraction toward it they won't determine it but like let's say let's say oh here i'll give you a great example that's where i break the difference low-key really because in high school in high school i kind of like men's moves like that like oh what do you think about this girl and if your friends didn't rate her like sometimes they would lose attraction for that girl really i'm not gonna lie yeah yeah that's how i've seen that before really i've seen that before okay maybe i know what you're saying now and i maybe i'm wrong then maybe i'm wrong i've seen it i've

I've seen it. Maybe I'm wrong. Because you're going to show your friends and... But it depends though. Like, that's a... Versus high school versus now. Like, what are you talking about? Like, I guess right now. Then no, I don't give a fuck. Like... But maybe girls don't even give a fuck either. Yeah. But who knows though? It's just timestamps. I'm not sure. Very timestamps. Yeah, I'm not sure. You have to ask her hard about this one still. A lot. She'd have a really good opinion. No, she would have. Yeah, she would have a great opinion. Do Colin. No, don't do Colin.

At this time? No, don't do that. No, that's it. Those are the conversations where it's really good. Imagine you have that off your first talk and you bring up that conversation. That's something that stimulates the brain. That's why I feel like escape rooms in a first date work. You know why? Because at the same time, you have to be thinking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? I was watching this on... I think it was an episode of Black Mirror. Yeah. But...

part of a way a guy like opens a girl the opening gets to this opening it's wild well what's the opening i can't believe this shit works yeah but pickup artists would go hey did you see that guy on a horse outside and you're intrigued right already yeah yeah like what are you talking about there's a guy on a horse yeah he was naked he's like running around with a sword blah blah like what are you talking about but it's also playful enough to be like oh are you fucking with me oh

But also, when you have me intrigued like that and you already have me opened up and curious, it's easy to be like, oh, by the way, what's your name? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or like, oh, what do you think about that? Mm-hmm.

Are you talking about Lord of the Rings? You know what I mean? It's so easy to just transverse into different things. Damn, that's on Black Mirror. It shows how to pick up shorties. It was pick up artists doing game. That's fine. And then that was the line they used. Did you see the guy on the horse outside? Yo, that's a banger line, fam. Because yo, that opening is the hardest part, bro. Like, what are you going to say? Hey? Hey is like, you can't do that. You can do that in the DMs. No, you kind of just got to do it. You got to just be real. I think...

What I learned too, meeting new people especially, it's not about what you say. It's about the energy you give to them. Facts, facts. So if you open unconfident, it's just going to be awkward conversation. But if you open, hey, how you doing? Like, you know what I mean? You give good energy. Yeah.

they'll probably reciprocate the same thing unless they're just actually like whack. Yeah, unless I think that's like just no emotional intelligence. Like you can't pick up on cues. Yeah. Also, a good one is just like, hey, I have a question for you. And then just like have a random question in your head. Okay, yeah, that's sick. And I'm, yo, a question? Shit. Let me answer it. I'm the type of person like, I'm trying to answer a question. Yeah, you're always intrigued. That's that shit. Yeah. Yeah, fam. I understand that.

Is there anything you would do? Let's say you meet a random stranger and

and you want to get close to them, or you just want to, I don't know, connect on a way, is there something you would specifically try and talk about with them? Family. How do you open that up to family, though? Family is kind of easy. It's like, oh, no, it's not. I feel like that's hard to go straight to. Yeah, to straight into family is hard. But it's like, as soon as you start talking about brothers and sisters, because I feel like a lot of people, when they talk about family, it's either they give the real trauma, or they fake it. And you can tell.

This person doesn't want to tell me nothing because he's going to fake a story. But if you're talking about real traumas, bro, you actually fuck with me because you're actually opening it up.

Yeah, you're right. I'm going to give like secret game. Hopefully nobody starts using it. There was some dark game that I learned too recently where it's like if somebody is dissing you in front of your face, you just ask them why you say that or something like that. It was something on the lines of that. It's like, why did you say that?

And then they would have to go, wait, what? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Something like that. Yeah, it's like they have to understand in themselves where they're coming from. Where they're coming from. And now once that question pops and they translate it in their mind, they're like, wait. Yo, I'm not going to laugh at him. I know all of those. It's fucked though. You don't want to really be using those. But it's sick though, man. It is sick, but it's like, would you rather be loved or hated? Or sorry, loved or feared? Probably love him. I'm not going to lie.

People still snake the ones they love. Yeah, I know and I've come to terms with that still People still snake the ones they love. But at the end of the day, I know what I chose So it's like the warrior shit like, you know, you're going out for battle and you know what's gonna happen But you still stuck with that. That's why it's like the pride thing. You know what I mean? Going back to the game thing. This is the secret game I was gonna give you but like one thing that I would do and I usually try to do is to relate onto nostalgia

So I'll bring up like a random character. That's it. You kind of remind me of that character in Timothy Goes to School. You have like that vibe to you. Oh, okay. Like, Timothy Goes to School, you watch that? Yeah. That's fire. What character was it? Like, oh, you know that character? You know Fritz? Oh, okay. But now we're on the same level. We watch the same show. Oh, did you watch Danny Phantom growing up? Bro. Endless. The floodgates open, fam. Endless. Yeah, it's endless. And then that's why going to like...

Comic Con, Fan Expo, anime conventions. You get all the XP, fam. You can talk about anything. You can talk to anybody about anything. They're the most open people ever. Probably the coolest people ever too because they're dressed up in the character. They don't really care. Yeah.

You know, they're here to have a good time. That's true. Like Nashville. We should go. They're here to have a good time. Do you know this? Since you know all the dark games tricks, this is the one I remember now. So if you want to assert dominance over someone, you only look them in one eye.

In one eye. Because supposedly, like, once you stare into that one eye, it's like you focus on something and then it feels like there's, like the person receiving the stares is like, oh, you're staring it in my fucking soul. Really? Yeah, I've seen it. I've seen it. They're like, only look at the left eye if you want

to absurd dominance in a public setting. Interesting. I've never done it yet because when I talk to you, I always look in obviously both eyes. I look at the middle of their face. I just look at their face. But imagine like zoning in on one eye and like that person sees you zoning in and feels like, oh fuck. I don't think someone's tried to run that on me. Yeah, I don't think...

Really? I don't think someone's tried to run that on me. Maybe. You never know. But you know how they say, like, not looking in the eyes is unconfident? Yeah. It's actually a trick. Really? Yeah. And it's dark game. Fuck. Am I going to give, like, dark game out? Let me just hear this one because I might use this, though. Because I actually look away from people. But I always thought it was because I'm... Obviously, I'm nervous. But maybe it worked out better because...

There's ways to use it. You have to use it properly though. But you only look at them in the eye when you have something impactful to say. But everything else you don't look? Yeah. That's fucking crazy. I know. So imagine like I'm talking about... I'll give you an example. One day I was walking at the store and then I seen this woman and she really reminded me of that person. You know what I'm saying? You're like...

Right when I looked at you in that moment, when it started becoming impactful, it hits different. It does. It does. Because you're on this rigmarole with me. Yeah. And then when I give the punchline, I'm looking you right in the eye and it really hits you. Don't take that game. That's like my shit though. I'm taking that stuff. That's my shit, man. That's my shit.

I'm pretty sure I've seen you do that too. I do it a lot. You do it a lot. Now that I know it. I do it a lot. Fuck, bro. Because it's like the voice inflections too, but with your eyes. Kinda, yeah. Because you're just emphasizing it. I have like a hundred of these and then I just keep them in my back pocket. I can't give all this game out though, bro. No, no, no. I'll for sure take that. You're going to have so much Carloses walking around. You don't want that. You don't want a whole bunch of Carloses. I'm about to do that the next time. Oh my god. I'm about to fuck with so much people.

There's also another book. No, but it's like sexy fam. You can drop that on someone and you're like, damn. Yeah, I'm not doing that for them. I'm there to troll. Next time I see one of my homeboys, I'm going to try it. Let's see. Let's see if you really just fuck with your mind.

There's another book, though. It's called, I think it's like The Art of Public Speaking or The Art of Speaking in Public or something. Which one? I read like all those books. It's like The Art of Something. Art of Speaking. How to Speak in Front of Anyone? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to learn that one. I want to read that one. It's very, like, I'm going to be real. Is that All Dark Game 2 or is that Ashy Tips? Nah, it's just like, it's low-key redundant. Oh, okay.

Is Loki like stuff you would already assume? So-so, I should go to the dark stuff right away. Nah, don't even go to the dark stuff. Nah, bro. Go to the dark side, bro. It's too late. Nah, man. I'm telling you. Nah, because it's like... You didn't even use it right. Nah, man.

No, it's just weird. Bro, it's my first time using it, bro. Allow me, bro. I don't have enough XP. You showed it to me with already, like, level 88, fam. I'm level 1. You gotta drop it a certain way. Yeah, I know, I know. Trust. Yo, when you drop it, like, trying to risk somebody up to it, it's different. Like, what do you mean by that? Oh, I'm actually gonna try. Yo, I'm literally gonna try that. But...

Here's the thing too. It's like have you ever practiced seduction? Because I know maybe you didn't when you were starting to meet your girl. Yeah. Because what would you consider seduction? Because some people's seduction is like actually just making them laugh. Actually I don't want to talk about this. I can't give out too much. This is too much. This is too much games. This is too much sauce. This is like Patreon. This is way too much sauce. I cannot give this out.

Yo, I see what you're doing now. Yo, the artist seduction. Yo, if certain people watch this podcast, they're like, yo, Carlos fucking did that to me. You know what I mean? Like, I can't have that. Yeah, we can't have that. Nah, I can't even use that. Because sometimes I forget who watches it too. You know what I mean? Because now if a girl catches me looking away and looking at her, she's like, yo, I saw the podcast. I watched the podcast. Don't try that shit with me again.

But like an easy one is just trying to make somebody laugh. Yeah. That's easy though. What it is is a play of emotions. Yeah. Because yo, I always said this, but the people that are so witty are the smartest to me. Because to be funny...

off like the rip like nothing pre-planned you have to be so smart to to know that person's humor to to understand i think i don't think it's i think it's not smart i think it's instinct no it's smart it's intelligence no it's intelligence for sure it depends then i think it depends because because you can all already identify uh group a humor to group b humor if you can do that that shows intelligence to me you know i guess so i guess what you're saying but

But I would say that's more instinctual. But you have to learn that. Yeah, but it becomes an instinct. It's not like, I got to say this joke. In your head. Let's test it right now. When you want to say something funny, you don't craft, oh, this is going to be funny. Let me say this. It's instinct. So what I'm saying is, is that really smart intelligence? Because you're not crafting it.

Doesn't intelligence entail crafting something and being strategic? It is strategic in a way though. Because you say it. You wouldn't say it. You would be smart enough to say it to the right person. You know what I mean? You still got to craft a joke. I feel like jokes in general can just go to anybody. No. I think so. Especially like lighthearted ones. Yeah.

Yeah, but I'm talking like, okay, advanced humor. Like, oh, you know mine? Oh, shit. Like, you know this, what I just referenced or something? That's intelligence, bro. You think so? Yeah. I think that's instinctual. Because to me, I feel like intelligence is like...

Yo. I'm talking emotional intelligence too. You know what? It can be though. It can be. Because you can make somebody, especially when they're telling a story. I think that's where it's intelligence. Okay. I think when it's just a quick wit joke. Yeah. I think that's instinctual. I think that's instinctual.

I think that's creativity and instinctual. Yeah, but to be creative, don't you have to be intelligent? No. Yeah? Are you serious? Creative to be intelligent? Damn, there's creative-ass people that are not fucking smart. Actually, never mind. Let's be real, bro. Come on, bro. There's some creative-ass people that are not very smart, bro. Look at us. Like, yo, that's us, fam.

Yo, I always remember that one comment where it's like, where did this guy come from? Or did he just perfectly create? No, there's this comment that I always love. Because we got it earlier. It's like, where did this guy come from? Because they were talking about you. They're like, where did this guy come from? If he marketed himself through a podcast, that would be so genius or some shit like that. I'll put it up on the screen.

What do you mean by that though? Yeah, no, it's like... It's like... Because you came from... Like no one knew you before the podcast. But he said like something about like... Yo, he marketed himself...

like through the podcast so perfectly or something like that? - You think so? Do you think I was strategic with it? I don't think so. I was just being myself. - Oh really? - I was just being myself. - Really? Nah, you were strategic. - I'm not playing a character, fam. - Yeah, I know, but like fam, everything is strategy. Like there's no way you just like... - I know, but we can't talk about that. - Yeah, I know. - I'm playing, I'm playing. I'm not even playing a character though. - Yeah, that's true. Yeah, we aren't. - No, like that ass. I think the best things happen how they're supposed to go.

It's not necessarily like you force it, but I will say the grind and the consistency is what you have to force. Yeah. Facts, facts. To show up. But to create the art, I feel like it has to almost be how Bob Ross said it, happy little accidents. Where it's meant to be, you know, it happens naturally, coincides exactly perfectly.

how it's meant to happen right yeah but the thing you do have to force is how many times does that come into someone's face pause but like how many times it shows up because i'm gonna show up every damn time because i'm gonna grind to show up every damn time

Right? Yeah, that's talent plus work. Yeah, you can't go wrong with that. Talent plus work consistency. Yeah. That's what makes greatness, right? Facts, man. And being different. Yeah, real shit. Because you're one-on-one, man. It's like...

Everybody's one of one. Yeah, no. That's what I'm saying. People are one of one. That's what I'm saying. I'm talking to the people. You're one of one. People watch you because of you. Because they can't experience... It's like watching a different experience on YouTube. I go to this person because I like his experiences. I like how he talks. Yeah. Compared to like fucking... You know what I mean? It's different. Yeah. It's literally like...

How could I experience someone's inner thoughts in different ways? And that's what every person is. You can meet someone on the street, could be the most interesting person you ever met. But if you never opened their book, you'd never find it out. - Exactly, yeah. - And they could be, damn, maybe they're even funnier than Dave Chappelle. They just never got their shot at it. But you get to try.

Another book quote, fam. Like, you get to witness the Dave Chappelle that never became to be. Yeah. And you get a one-person private show right there if you just open his book. And that's how I met RJ. Bro, RJ is a gold fan, fam.

RJ's my global fan. But yeah, man. I will end it there. Thank you everyone for watching episode of Drunk. Wait, wait. Actually, there's one more thing. Okay. This is actually interesting. Hold on. Yeah, I got everything. Oh, yeah. This is one thing I want to talk about. Okay, look. So, because we were talking about Sinners the other episode. This is really interesting because it makes a lot of freaking sense, bro. So, people say that vampires are metaphor for

for seductive people oh check this out oh with bo chang he was trying to what's that the asian guy he was like yo you should just oh no remember when the the vampire uh said in something in chinese no no i'm not talking about sinners oh i'm talking about vampires in general general yeah vampires in general check this out let me break it down ready because the neck

Oh, that too. Because like when you kiss on the neck, that's very seductive. Oh, that too. Check this out. Ready? There's so many little key details. First off, vampires usually wear what color?

Black and white? Black and red. Oh, black and red. Black and red. Now, black and red, it's scientifically proven when you wear black and red, you're more seductive. What do guys usually wear when they try to arrest people? Black. What do girls wear? Red dresses. Yeah. Now, check this out. It gets even crazier, right? Yeah, yeah. What are vampires afraid of? Vampires afraid of? Garlic, right? Okay. Now, that's like a, what's like a turn off? A special...

especially to like women breath bad breath garlic bread that's exactly so now um you can only invite a vampire into your home so okay yeah so like you know you know when like you bring somebody home after the club you can only invite one of them home yeah what it is it's a metaphor for somebody trying to seduct you in like a a social setting and

People took it a step further and say it's almost like Sucky Bizz. Energy vampires. People trying to take energy from you. That's what it is. And then they kiss your neck and you become one because when you sleep with them, you're going to go into the same role. You're going to go out into the club and continue that cycle of, oh, let me pick up somebody. Let me pick up somebody.

And then you do one night stand and all of a sudden you have a whole culture of people who are energy vampires or people that are taking part in one night stands. All wearing red. All.

avoiding bad breath because it's something that we don't mess with. - Crazy. - And you can only invite them into your home. They're not gonna break into your home. - They're not gonna break into your home. - You invite them in. - Yo, that's actually too real. I'm not gonna lie. - It's real, right? - That's real life, fam. - Another one was, I think vampires are also attracted to gold.

Because they don't like silver, right? Yeah, they don't like silver. And they're attracted to gold. So you can imagine, yeah, like, you know, those type of people, they're attracted to shiny gold, you know, status symbol, whatever it may be. Where does the wood stuff come in? They don't like... With the steak? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. No, right? I actually don't know about that one. No, but the gold and the garlic make sense. Yeah. You know what I mean? Also, you ever hear of red mercury? We talked about it really briefly before. I think so, yeah. So red mercury is a substance. Yeah.

That if you take gold to it, it's attracted. Like the red mercury will turn and go to it. But if you take garlic, it repels it. It's like magnet. Yeah.

And they're saying red mercury is the elixir that creates vampires or that's the substance in the body of a vampire that makes them of their essence. Damn. Interesting shit. Yeah. I'm not gonna lie. That shit was like when, when, uh, well, what's the Haley, Haley, yeah. The whole thing was like, so fucking seductive. Yeah. It's like real succubus, man. There was also another one. I don't think we talked about this where, um, they talked about tremors.

In the movie. Did you back it? In Sinners? Yeah, in Sinners. No, I didn't. So at the end, remember Smoke...

was uh trying to roll his own oh he couldn't do it and he couldn't do it but but stack is always rolls up his like his spliffs or whatever his cigarettes right but i realized that it's because it's not because um he can't roll it by himself it's because they did world war like they fought in the war so once they come back he can't fucking do it by himself which is kind of sad i don't think it's they fought on war they actually so it's a hidden detail yeah but stack is

Worked with the gangs, I think in, where was it? The gangs in Chicago for Al Capone. Oh, yeah. That's where Stack worked with. And then Smoke actually worked with the Irish mob. That's why he wears a different hat.

So he wears like the, you know, the golfer type of hat. And then Stack is more like Capone, you know? I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like Italian mob. Yeah, yeah. And also they did a tribute to Black Panther. Did you catch that? No, I didn't. He said, the last time I seen my brother was when the sun rose. Oh, yeah. And then in the last scene in the Black Panther, which had a thing, they were looking at the sun. Yeah. Damn, bro. That was a good ass line. Do you think...

He would have... If Chad was still alive, he would have been stack. That's what people said. Or it was supposed to be... Yeah, I know the other one. Jonathan Majors. Yeah, but I don't...

I think it was supposed to be John of the Major. But also, Ryan Coogler, as a director, he said it was very specifically supposed to be twins. Okay. So I guess it was supposed to be twins. Yeah, he bodied that shit. Shout out Ryan Coogler, bro. That first scene when they handed each other the thing, I'm like, what the fuck is that? What first scene? The first ever scene when they smoke and then they had to hand it off. We cousins. Yeah, man, we cousins.

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