EP.238 - CRAZY TAYLOR SWIFT MURDER MYSTERY, A.I TALKING IN SECRET LANGUAGE & DENVER AIRPORT LADY THEORY
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Have you ever had something like it hurt for you, but you ended up just like crying in front of somebody? Like a physical thing that hurt, but they think you're crying because of what they're saying to you? No, no, no. Never? Oh, like physical thing? Yeah.

Like for example, I have like, if you have a pimple in your nose, that's probably the most painful shit in the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like tears. It's actually tears, bro. But I find myself, whenever I have that, and I'm talking to somebody, and sometimes it's like something deep. Yeah.

Are you crying? Nah, dog. It's just so painful. No, I thought you were referring to like, because like, say you're just chilling and then all your emotions are already built up, right? Yeah. And then they hit you with the like, are you okay? And then that's, that question is when all that shit goes on. Oh, that sucks. Oh, man. I thought

That's what you're talking about. No, there's been a seldom few times. I had that though. Yeah. And I feel like those people know it too. And they just automatically just go to that question. Like, you know, I'm going through some shit, but you still ask me, are you okay? Okay. Should I ask if I said something's wrong or should I just wait?

See, great question. I would ask. You would ask? Yeah, because it's like, I think it's the human thing to do. But it's like, I have to say, like, fuck, I don't know. It depends. I think it depends. Like, yeah. If you, okay, so if you know somebody's sad and you're in a position where you both are alone. Okay. And you can have like a private conversation. Would you bring it up? Or would you just like let them do their thing first just to not ruin the mood? Because what if you guys are headed somewhere else?

You know, like what if you guys have like a motive and you're going to go to and then boom. Oh, okay. Drop a question, you're cooked. If there's, oh no, actually. Depends. I guess it depends on the situation. Yeah, because if the person's sensitive, I, no, actually regardless, I think I would.

Really low-key because it's like at the same time. I don't like say you're in a relationship I don't like going to bed like with a fight. So I want to like see guys me over I don't want to go to bed cuz then you're then you wake up bad and I mean why not why not just solve the problem like get sad together for

talk it out and then you guys are good to go to the motive. Because if now, you're gonna start thinking, oh, is he still sad at the motive? Blah, blah, blah. Like, you know, it's weird. Now you're just overthinking, hella. So I feel like, like, when you know your friends, especially your friends, you should just check up. Like, I've actually caught myself checking up on old university friends recently. Whoa, where? Yeah, just because it's like, I don't know, like, there's no way that we just had this relationship. You feel nostalgic? No, not nostalgic, but it's like, I felt bad because I kind of, like,

We had all these memories and I'm the one that stopped hitting them. I don't check up on them. It's weird. Because at the end of the day, I once called them a friend. So why am I not doing my part? Maybe they're going through something. Maybe they need something. Yeah, that's true, bro. That's true. But do you think it's your responsibility in a friendship? I guess it depends if you want to keep it or not. Yeah, exactly.

I think the worst is when I listen to music and it reminds me of people. That's low-key the worst. Damn. Like, I heard a few songs and I'm like...

Do you ever have those songs where you put a storyline to and you attach to somebody? Oh, yeah. Even though you didn't listen to it together, but it's like a similar story. Yeah, yeah. All the time. That's what music is for, fam. Low key. Music is supposed to like... When artists, I'm pretty sure, fam, they write down these lyrics and they're like, let me build a movie in their head. Okay. Is this weird? Guys, guys, you have to tell me this is weird. Kevin already knows what I'm going to say. What? So...

This might be down bad. You can call it down bad. You can call it whatever. I think I know. But on Spotify, what I used to do, and I still do, I'll make playlists. Yeah, I know now. I know now. I'll make playlists based on people I had a thing with. Yeah, yeah.

and then i'll i'll use songs that have like the storyline into it yeah yeah and i'll make them each separate number one number two number three but it's ambiguous there's no names yeah there's no name it's just like it's like girl one right or something yeah shorty number one you know it's like songs for shorty number one songs for shorty number three and then the funniest thing right when he told me that i went to spotify and i've known carlos his whole life and i tried to

Yo, I'm telling you, I put the shit on the board, fam, and I was trying to match shorty no more. Oh, how to love. What does this remind me of, huh? Oh, probably shorty two.

But isn't that fun, though? No, it's fun. It's fun. It's actually fun. It's fun. Yeah. It was a cool little game I played. Yeah. That's why I like doing it. It's not necessarily because I'm like... But maybe it's kind of therapy, too. Yeah, yeah. Because don't you think, like, it takes, I don't know, going through it in different ways to get over something? Oh, yeah. 100%. Rather than... Yeah. But at the same time, that could be weird, though. Because it's like, maybe you...

You you see your playlist right and you start playing it and then you get sad again. I actually don't get sad Oh, you don't it's just like happy memories like oh this happened already. Yeah, okay It's like it's like I don't get sad, but it'll make me think oh, you know what I guess no no no it's counterintuitive Yeah, it's like it makes me think and then sometimes I'll think too much that makes me sad. Yeah, okay We're hearing the song in general. Yeah, that depends fuck I'm not lying. I'm lying. No, that shit hurts

I'm capping. I'm fucking capping. I'm being real. Yeah. No, I'm being real. Sometimes it hurts. No, that's what I'm saying. If it was a battle, sometimes it hurts. Yeah, yeah. I can only imagine, like, you know how Taylor Swift, she writes songs about her exes? How would you feel you dated an artist and she made a song about you? Oh, amazing.

I'm like, oh, she's thinking about me. What if it's like talking shit though? Oh, then that's different. It's like a diss track, bro. Can't you sue for defamation or something? No. Oh, I can't? No, I don't think so. If a big songwriter talks shit about me, I can't sue for defamation? There's no way. That's not true. No, no, no. I don't think you can.

Well, it depends how it is. Are they saying your full? They're not saying your name and stuff. On some Taylor Swift shit. So it's like kind of ambiguous. But it's the exact plot of your relationship. You know, like it's still a knife in the heart. Yeah, fam. Ah, then that's different. That would be fucking mad, low key. I would kind of, like, I would gasp like you two. I would have to be like, damn, I deserve this part. But the way she starts talking shit, then it's like, oh, no. Yeah, that's what's fucked up.

Have you heard of the Taylor Swift murder? Whoa, murder? Yeah, the murder. No. Whoa, this is, like, Taylor Swift murdered someone or Taylor Swift, or someone tried to murder Taylor Swift? I'm going to break it down. Ready? Okay, okay. So, people are calling the Taylor Swift serial killer and it's in, I believe it's in New England. Okay. Like, around New York. Recent? Yeah. Okay. This is, like, a month ago, I'm pretty sure. Oh, what the heck?

So just recently, they found a severed leg and a severed foot. What does severed mean again? Like cut off. Oh, fuck. On the beach, literally like two minutes from Taylor Swift's home in that area. My goodness. Now, a lot of people are, yo, there's so many rumors what's going on. And it's really weird because people are suspecting it's on some ritualistic Illuminati shit. Like a sacrifice? Yeah.

So now this is the thing. There's more than one body that was found. There was about eight different bodies found and body parts around that area. And they're all kind of like 20 minutes from Taylor Swift's house, like five minutes from Taylor Swift's house, maybe 30 minutes, but it's along that shore. So there's two options on what's going on here. It's either the theory that Taylor Swift is doing all these Illuminati rituals or

cutting body parts, whatever. Or there's just dead ass a serial killer somewhere out there on the loose. Okay. Which is really interesting. And it's just like a coincidence that it's near her place. Or it's like maybe he knows and he's trying to plot on Taylor Swift. Now this is where it gets really crazy. Okay. The body parts that were the closest found to an area was Taylor Swift's house. So everything else was just kind of like in weird places. Yeah. But the closest to a house...

yeah no that's no i'm telling you i seen i seen also like that the a human ritual story on reddit where some uh some lady believed that like because her her son went into the military and she thought the only way that he can like she can protect her while he was there was the human sacrifice right so she would she would pretend to her neighbors right that she was like a fortune teller and she could make she could predict like who you would marry next yeah

Got all these ladies into her house, fam. And yo, did the same shit. She chopped all of their body parts up. No, this is the craziest part though because it's like she put the body parts in a boiling water with a chemical that turns it into like black mush, right? Oh, to get rid of it. Yeah, no, no. But she didn't get rid of it. What did she do? She turned it into soaps. Oh.

Oh, that's crazy. Yeah, she turned these body parts into soaps and the rest of the body parts she didn't use, like the skin, she puts it in cupcakes. Ew, bro. And you know, this is the craziest part of the story. Her son came back from World War I untouched. Wait, what? No, because remember, the whole reason why she thought she can protect her son from World War I, it's the human sacrifice. Oh my God, it worked. So she did all these sacrifices and her son still came home untouched.

Oh, that's kind of crazy. That's why I heard this one on Reddit. That's kind of wild. That's why I'm like, yo, that Taylor Swift shit is probably real, fam, because it's like, maybe, okay, she knows more than us in this Illuminati shit. Yeah, because the thing is, like, people say the reason they do that stuff is to continue their successes, right? Yes. And when you make a deal with the devil, you have to keep doing things that you don't want to do because you're dealing with the devil, fam. You're not dealing with God. Yeah. Right? So you're going to do things that...

obviously are evil, obviously sacrifice in ways that you're not gonna want to. And obviously human sacrifices or like even just, I don't wanna say the word.

just happens all the time in these sectors of the fucking industry. It's crazy. And it's always, it's the same comments. I know, yeah. And it's like, at the same time, it's still a conspiracy, obviously, but you have to believe the evidence. You know what I mean? If it's closest to her house, you know, maybe investigate it.

Have they been investigating or no? So, yeah. The investigator, but they didn't investigate Taylor Swift because it's just her place. And it's obviously just like washed upon shore. It's just speculation, really. Yes, speculation. But you know what's not speculation? What? Check this out. So... We talked about the boo-boos before, right? Oh, okay. Check this out. It's actually interesting as fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So...

Do you know why the boo-boos are popping off right now recession? Yeah. Yeah the lipstick effect the lie. Yeah Yo That ass there's there's certain things that like we did have you told this I've told about the lipstick effect, but you can go on Yeah, yeah, there's certain things that everybody looks into as a product, especially when there's a recession Yes, and the boo-boos popping off is one of the key

Signs that we're headed there right now. Now, explain the lipstick thing. So a lipstick thing is like, okay, say it's like a lot of people don't want to spend a lot of money, but they still want to buy luxury items, right? So since Labubus now are kind of like luxury, they're like what? $20 to open a pack? You still feel that luxury. So you're going to buy that. You know what I mean? Yeah. And you know what happened before? And you know what's very similar to Labubus that used to pop off? Okay, wait, let me think.

Because there was also like the Webkinz toys. Yeah, close, close, close, close, close. So during the 2008 economic depression, there was a huge boost in sales of one product very similar to Labubu's and I bought Hella as a kid. You probably had one too. Pokemon cards? Nope, close too. It's along that era. But...

Yo, I'm telling you, you would go into elementary school and kids would have it at recess. Some kids would put it on their desk. Wait, wait, wait. And it's very similar to a Labuvu, bro. Very similar. What? Around 2008. It'll blow your mind. Ready? Is it a stuffed animal or no? Yes, yes. Okay.

Please tell me you know. Please tell me you know. No, I don't, fam. Remember Club Penguin Puffles? Is that not Labubu's, bro? No, that's deadass the same. It's deadass Labubu's. And you can hang it. And you can hang it. Yeah, you can hang the Puffles. And that happened 2008, just before the economic depression, bro. The housing market crash. 2008, that's like peak Club Penguin, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's peak Club Penguin. No, that low-key scares me. Because yeah, if Labubu's are right now...

fam that that means we're headed yeah no no that means we're close though this is like yeah we're not buying no everyone's buying fake luxury now because it's not even worth buying the real shit because no one has bread bro so fuck it's like yeah no no that's it's getting interesting bro it's getting really it's getting scary yeah and it's just so it's so similar to that's what kind of blew my mind that's why it's scarier because it's like we've already it's already been happened oh

So it's like, does the pattern repeat itself? You know what? The last economic depression, I think it happened in 2008. Michael Burry. You heard the documentary? Or sorry, not the documentary. There's a movie called The Great Short. I never heard.

I never watched it. Oh, you never watched it? Okay, so pretty much what he predicted, he predicted the housing crash with the stock market boom, economic depression happened. And then the last slide of the movie said the next economic depression will happen because of water. Water? Yeah, which is interesting. Oh, because we're losing too much water? It's because we don't have... Enough water? Now, yeah.

Okay, boom. Fresh water, especially. And you know what's using water? Chai GPT. Yeah. I was just going to connect to it. Yeah, you're connecting. Yo, you're getting there. That's why I asked you those questions. I told you, master manipulator. I know where this shit goes. Yeah, man. I didn't know like chai GPT uses so much water. And by the time...

it gets even better and better and more and more people start using it. We're going to have a problem with robots and AI and technology using more water than humans can, which is really weird. Because imagine saying that, robots and AI using water over humans. But it's real. So anytime you use ChatGPT...

it goes through a power plant and uses specifically like hydro to power it. Yeah, so like a $400 essay that you ask it to do, that's bare water that you use. And it takes like a couple, I forgot the exact terms of it, but it uses the energy of that. And if we don't have enough, like later on in the future, and we don't have a solution, as AI keeps advancing, because this is going to get more and more and more. Mm-hmm.

More popular. There's going to be more of it. And if the water's still the same level, shit's going to go like that. And then it's going to be a problem. But usually things happen and the problem happens when it's too late already. It's true. And then that's when I'm like, oh, fuck. I guess you got to do something. You know the feeling being in the zone, powering through your favorite game fully locked in. That's where Prime comes in. Whether you're grinding through new releases or checking out game trailers, Prime has it covered because whatever you're into, it's on Prime.

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What's a real ID? So it's like, now it's like, if you, if you, there's something called a real ID and then your normal ID, right? So they're trying to push people to always get to, to put more information about themselves in the real ID. So if you don't have a real ID and they're like these next few months and you're a US citizen, you can't fly domestic because it's like, they need that information from you. Right. But in China, they're already been doing that. So it's like, I seen something where it's like, uh,

You know how there's a lot of cameras? Yeah, they have a facial recognition. Yes, and they have facial recognition. I think that's what the US is trying to do. So with that, with like expanding technology, imagine what they can do now because China's already been done it, right? And now they're trying to, with that, like you can see your face. There's something called the social credit score. This is black mirror-y as fuck, fam. Because it's like, if you say you jaywalk,

Right and you have your credit score. It is like 700 say you jaywalk on the screen. It'll go lower Yeah, it'll drop you down because it caught you and it recognized you and it recognized and then they can they can Say that you can't go on planes because of that they can say you can't even ride the bus because of that I'm, like yo, that's insane. I forgot if I talked about on the podcast But there was a guy in china and he was an mma fighter. Okay now

You know how China is very known for certain martial arts. I think it was like Tai Chi and there's another Wing Chun. Oh, Wing Chun. Yeah. Is it this one? Yeah. Now check this out. He's an MMA fighter, right? So he went and used MMA to fight against these Wing Chun champions, Tai Chi champions. Obviously, what happened? What happened? The MMA guy wrecked these guys. Really? Yo. Oh.

MMA is a mix of all the martial arts and it's made for combat. You're right. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. He's gonna just like arm bar. Fly knees, elbows and shit. Yeah, that's not doing nothing to this, man. They've never seen some shit like that before. Yeah. So... What happened though, videos went viral of him beating all of these masters. Yeah. And China, the government decided to, I guess like blacklist him in the country. Yeah.

So it became so bad. I think they did certain things to his bank accounts. Yeah. They dropped his social credit score and he wasn't able to go into certain like restaurants, certain, yeah, to get food. He wasn't able to, he wasn't able to go to banks and shit. And it was hard to live. It was hard to, you know, use. But if you take it in, the reason being is because he was making a fool out of,

The traditional Chinese martial arts using Western martial arts that makes sense though because in China's like it's very sacred like the techniques They they like they honor that right so you got you have a guy coming in just spinning around throwing his elbows And you're losing yeah, that would piss me off too, and it ruined Yeah, kind of ruin that but also it's just crazy to think like fam He has the freedom to do and then now he doesn't have the freedom to do anything even just regularly living

So the scary thing is if that happens out here where, oh, because you said it. And that's why it gets scary in Canada too. I'm not going to get into it because it's too political. But you guys know if you have certain opinions on stuff, it could get scary. And that's definitely a fear because who's to say and who's in charge to say what is okay and what isn't? And then what can they really do? Because...

Right now, what's stopping someone from disappearing from online? You know what I mean? There's not a lot holding it back. And it's pretty scary that someone can just be wiped off the planet of the earth. Oh yeah, for sure. That's weird. Because in the US, they do everything to win. It's like they don't honor shit. It's like they would do whatever it takes to win. Have you heard of the enhanced games? No, what's that? It's an Olympics, but athletes are allowed to use PEDs

to juice up and like beat world records oh oh wait this is kind of cool yeah so so one guy he was like he was on a podcast with his friend so he's a retired swimmer right and he's like yo i would never go back to olympics like my career is done right and then he made a joke he was like okay if the enhanced olympics put up a million dollars to break the world record swimming of like 50 meter freestyle yeah i'll do it i'll be the first athlete

right? So they caught, it caught the media because it's like, oh, he wants the juice. He wants the juice. So the guy actually like did it and his before and after, he had gills, fam. Like his, oh, his wings? His wings were like this, fam. So in the, in the water, it looked like it was a fucking, crazy,

But so they did it, right? And they held their first Olympics, like the Enhanced Olympics. Yeah. That guy that had the big ass wings actually swam worse than his natural body's. Really? Yeah. Wait, why is that? I don't know. Maybe he just like, it was too big. It was too big. But it was some other Greek guy that participated too. Well, who's naturally enhanced? No, everyone is enhanced. Okay. But everyone's taking different type of drugs. Oh, okay.

So it's pay to win. No, the guy, no, fam, it's like pay to win, fam. So if you have like the good ones, you're going to win. You know what I mean? You know what's crazy? I can imagine there's an athlete watching it and he's watching it as like a review, as like an unboxing video. It's like, oh, this guy's on this. All right, that's that brand. That's that brand. That's that brand. All right, which one am I taking? This is a big ass review of big ass hamsters.

No, but yeah, that's funny because the Greek guy that won, right? Yeah. He changed his bio to the fastest swimmer. And everyone of the natural swimmers are pissed because it's like, that doesn't count, right? But there's nothing says that, oh, the record's in his hands. He did it and he has it in his bio. No, technically, like if you are the fastest, you're the fastest. It's just he's kind of cheated. Yeah.

But that's why, yo, it's gotten so big, fam. I think in, um, uh, 2026, the first official, like, actual all the games of the enhanced games will be in Las Vegas. Oh, actually? That's kind of crazy. Where was the last one, sorry? I think they just did it in, like, a regular, like, um, US pool or something. Like, they were just testing. But now they're gonna add, like, other sports. Yeah, everything. What would be the craziest sports to watch? Oh,

Imagine, um, imagine boxing juice. Like, you might actually kill someone, man. No, but I feel like that's already a thing. That's crazy. But no drug test. But no drug test at all. Like Brock Lesnar. Yes, man.

What would be... Oh, you know this one? Where they throw the... Where they throw the stove? The javelin? Yeah. Or the javelin, fam. Yeah. But the one where they spin around. Shot put? Shot put. Or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have guys with, like, massive fucking biceps. Low-key, I think swimming would be... You could see the biggest, like, gap in between. Oh, yeah. Because, like, a regular... And you know how they say, like, they should have a regular person competing at the same time as, like, Olympics? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you could just see, like... When you see a race in the Olympics, like, damn, they're all fast as fuck. Yep.

And you look at one guy, he's a little bit behind. But compared to an average person, they would probably be like 200 meters behind. That's why, and then the talks now, that's actually a great business plan because it's like, oh, now you take the enhanced Olympics people and you take the normal Olympics people, you put Michael Phelps against a juiced up guy. I would watch that. I would watch that. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

All right. One, one Jon Jones. Yeah. Like a juiced up Jon Jones. Oh, a juiced up Jon Jones. Juiced up Jon Jones. Okay. Versus 100 naturals. 100 naturals. We could take them. Yeah. 100. Okay. That's a human. 20. Yeah, we could take them. Like all together. One juiced up Jon Jones. Because Jon Jones is looking juiced up already. Yeah, it's a human. Okay, me and you. What do you mean? Me against a juiced up Jon Jones? Are you fucking crazy, fam? The moment he knocks you out, fam, I'm leaving the octagon. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.

But am I juiced up too? No. That's different. Okay, okay, wait, wait. Me and you, but we get to decide one other person. In the whole world. Oh, in the whole world. And he's juiced up. Oh, he's just normal. He's just normal. But juiced up Jon Jones. Oh, yeah. So it's like, hold on. It's like Jon Jones mega evolution. Oh, yeah. So not even Jon Jones now. Jon Jones mega evolution. Who'd you get, fam? Me, you, and one other person. Who we having? Me, you, and one other person.

It has to be someone massive and like Rampage Johnson family. He lost John Jones too. That's true.

But we're with him though. So we have a big guy just to distract. I'm not going to count. We probably do no damage, fam. We would do damage. We would do damage. Stop lying. Stop lying. A punch? A punch? I feel like Mega Evolution Jon Jones is in feeling pain. Oh, Yoel Romero. Yoel Romero. Yoel Romero. He's already kind of crackhead-y.

You know what's crazy? I heard on Joe Rogan podcast, when Joe Romero got into a fight and he fractured his orbital bone in his face, they brought him to the hospital. Yeah.

And you know what the doctor said? The doctor contacted the UFC and asked, where did you find this guy? Because his tendons in his eye scientifically could not be understood because they were healing itself faster than they ever seen.

Like it was already healing which would have taken a few days in a regular person. Oh my check this out There's a theory though that he was taking thing mate. Yeah, okay, but um even on to a crazier level he came from Cuba and There's there's theories that they took a select few people and enhanced them and trained them specifically to become like super soldier fighters and

Which is great. That's the theory about... Yeah, and Yo Romero was one of them. Yeah, that's the theory about Yao Ming. How Yao Ming was created in a lab. No, no, because yo, you don't get Asians that tall. Yo, you know there's people doing the Yao Ming procedure now though? Like what? Where they break their shins? It's real. People are actually doing it. And I'm like, you have to break your leg and then they're gonna... What is it? So they snap your shin and they put like extensions on it. Oh my God.

And then you become taller. But it works. People become 5'8 to 6'4. Is it worth it though? It is. If you take it in, they get to walk normally, move actively again, no problem. They're just way taller. That's fine. Why wouldn't you want to add height? Me personally, I'm not doing that because I like my height. Say you were, I wanted to go into the NBA. I would have to get that shit. Would it be allowed?

I guess it doesn't. Yeah. Is that allowed or no? Oh, I don't know. What if the extensions were on some expected gadget shit? Yeah, because it's like that's... Where it would spring? That's an advantage. Because it's like, oh, maybe now you start doing it to different body parts. And then now you have a team full of Monstars. You know how like the Monstars stuff? Yeah, Monstars. Then it's like that's not fair. Right? Oh, yeah.

Oh, maybe, yo, that could be a band. Like, you can't play in a league if you have this. Because I feel we're not too far away from cybernetic arms, too. Oh, yes. Like, legit full cybernetic where it's just super strong. Yeah. And you just shoot a basketball perfectly every time. Yeah.

I mean, that has to be my bad. They're already testing that. Really? Yeah, they had a robot in the middle of court and they were just putting the ball in his hands. And then he was just registered to always just do the same form. The same form, yeah. Some missed, obviously, because it's still new. But a lot, majority, you know what I mean? Yo, I'm very curious if you could...

hypnotize somebody to automatically have the same shot every time. - What do you mean hypnotize? - Like, you know, you can kind of hack your mind and hack your brain in certain ways. Like, I feel like we don't really bag it, but we can do a lot of things to our mind to make things a lot easier. So we can hack our mind in a sense of learning certain tactics and skills, right? And then another way we can do it is in our tendencies and I guess just like the stuff we do regularly subconsciously.

get our breathing, I could be like manually breathe and now we're all fucking like. - And now we're all, yeah, now it's clicked. - Now imagine they narrowed so down onto the idea of you shooting a basketball and they hypnotized you, your body automatically moves.

Would that be bad? Would that be bad? Banned? Would it be banned? I don't know. That's hard to tell. But I would ban it. If I was the CEO of the NBA, I would ban that. Because that's cheating, fam. Or is it? Or is it? Because it's still training, though. Because it's mental fortitude. Yeah. So it's like...

That's why Kobe was so great and shit like that, because they had the mental fortitude. Yeah, because in a sense, you do that in practice where you're just like, not hypnotizing yourself, but making it subconscious. Yeah. So if you do it, but specifically to the mind, is that cheating?

No, that's like having say remember you how you I was saying like having you reading the dark game is cheating But it's not right because it's like it's available to everyone. Yeah, okay, so it's not cheating So everybody can do it, but it's like fine. Yeah, what's your attention with it? Yeah

- Ah, okay. - I'll say this though. - Okay. - I'll say this though. If you, nah, I guess it's fine. 'Cause look, if it's just in your mind, there's no way to prove it too. - Yeah. - There's no way to be like, oh, he cheated. Okay, proof. - Yeah. - You know what I'm saying? There's no, unless it's videos of you.

Yeah, there's video you do that shit, but what if there is of LeBron and we just don't know yeah, then we'll never know that's not cheating I Guess it's just fine. It's just it's just swept under the rug. I guess you know one of the biggest sports like Conspiracies though. I don't think we ever talked about this which one thought the Madden curse the

The Madden cover curse theory. No, I don't think we ever talked about that. So it's crazy because it's like... Whenever the new Madden game comes out... The NFL always picks a person... To be on the cover, right? Yeah, yeah. And usually in Vogue and stuff like that... It's like... If you're on the magazine cover... Your career...

Yeah, Sky Rockets. Yeah, but it's the total opposite for Madden. And this just started in 19... I think the first game was like 1999. That guy that was on the cover, like he had a bad season and he retired right after that. And I knew it was crazy because here, I'll read the name. There was a cover where there was no athlete on the cover, right? So this is a Madden 2000, right after the 99. It was a commentator, right? Yeah. But if you see in the back,

There's an athlete there. Oh. Barry Sanders, fam. I think he had one of an injuries in preseason that didn't make him play, but he was on the cover. Oh, so he just got like a straight. Yeah. And then, oh, here. The craziest one, right? Because he wasn't even a superstar. Yeah. In Madden 2012, there was a guy who got fan voted in because everyone loved him. He was okay, right? But fam, that season, he went from...

the Madden cover to what do you call it I think he got strep throat I think he got injured he started beefing with his teammates and he got unemployed that same year not even a superstar just cause he was on the cover damn that's crazy and there's a list 2004 2005 2006

All these guys have injuries that made them not play bad. When they returned, they were not the same. So it's straight up a curse. Yeah. That's why like the newest one, because Madden 2025 is coming out. Yeah. Saquon Barkley, like he's a running back that just won the championship. Everybody's scared. And they want him to be on the cover? No, he's on the cover. He's on the cover. Yeah. But they asked him and he was like, you know what? I don't believe that because I have God. Mm.

I think that's the first person they interviewed that said some shit like that. Oh, yeah. So breaks the curse. Yeah, breaks the curse. Build your business in just 10 clicks and 10 minutes. Starting your business should be simple. Get more when you start your business with Northwest Registered Agent. Your entire business identity in just 10 clicks and 10 minutes. Northwest Registered Agent has been helping businesses launch and grow for nearly 30 years. If you want to build your business while keeping your personal information secure, Northwest is the partner you need.

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The place to find a place. Yo, the same thing happened in UFC too. What? Like UFC covers, whoever's on the cover. What, like on the left side? But everyone's on the cover. No, like there's a split here. Oh, like it's one guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I believe the first one here. Yeah, yeah. Because I thought when they show the poster, everyone like they show all the divisions and shit. Okay, boom. Yeah. So the first one was Jon Jones. Okay. Right? Jon Jones. Jon Jones.

Oh my god!

Ronda Rousey, fam. Ronda Rousey was knocked out by Nunez in 48 seconds. Yeah, it fell off. The next fight. McGregor was choked out by Nate Diaz 10 days after the release of UFC 2. No, that's low. He got it crazy. Wait, he was on the cover again? And then McGregor was on the cover again, UFC 3. And what happened to McGregor in UFC 3? That was the Khabib stuff, right? McGregor choked out by Khabib in the next fight, bro. My God.

And then back this. Ready? Why didn't we talk about this before? UFC 4. Who's that? Masvidal. Masvidal was knocked out cold by Usman in the next fight. And then beside him, Israel Adesanya. You're lying. And he was slumped by who? Adesanya went 1-0 and then lost to Blakowicz right after. Oh my gosh.

Is that just a thing where it's like, maybe it's just not even crazy. It's just too much pressure on the athlete. That might be it too. Because it's like, now you're thinking like, I'm cover athlete. This is my ego, right? So it's like, now I have to perform. I know, but it's crazy because both of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because there's two. Ronda Rousey and McGregor. Fam, Gustafson and Jon Jones, bro. It's not even like,

We're late. Yeah, you know what I'm saying here? And then the last one, Mazbro. Yeah, that's fine. Something's up. Yeah, something's up. I think, yeah, they know something, bro. But also, what if it's a thing of like, maybe because so much eyes are on it and it kind of manifests itself in that way. It's like, oh, maybe if you think about the curse, it becomes real for everyone else. It's like that, the incantation thing.

The more people that believe into it, the stronger it becomes. Like that chainsaw man, like depending on how much people believe and put fear into it, the stronger it becomes and the realer it becomes. It's true. Yeah. I don't know. Because at the same time, it's like the whole... I don't know if you've seen the Bilu and Zeus clip where they had a really popular football player on it. And then I think he said something... I think Bilu said something about, oh yeah, like the refs are paid to do shit like that, right? And then he told Bilu to mute the mic. What?

Wait, why? Because it's like, Bilu tried to, I think Bilu said something about like how the refs like rigged the game so it would go this way.

Yeah. So they had to mute the mic. They had to talk about it, right? Because you can't be saying that. Yo, you know what I've seen recently? What? I've seen people use AI to manage their sports bet. And then they're using statistics from all of history. Oh, fuck. Yeah. And they've been hitting or what? They've been hitting. They're like, there's certain ones I believe are like a 70%, which is fucking great. My goodness. Because imagine. Yeah. It keeps hitting. Yeah. Yeah.

That's a lot of money you could win, right? But it's dangerous though because it's like, okay, everybody can do it and everybody's doing the same thing. Do you think in the NBA they already like, I don't know. You know how you can like, let's say, your boy bets on you. Oh, I'll miss this. Oh no, that's happened. The Raptors guy got caught for it. Wait, really? Yeah, you didn't know that? Nah. So it's like some Raptors guy, it was like an over or something. So he said, yo, I'm going to take more shots if they put me in at the fourth quarter. And he got, they kicked him out for

for that so he tried to score more to get that bet on and then he just yeah you know what I mean if a bench guy is taking so many shots it's kind of sus at the end you're already winning why are you taking more shots sus man sus nah that's illegal though right yeah it's illegal that's why he got caught how much do you get caught for like how much do you make

I don't know. But there was a big bag on the line. I'm not going to lie. Because if you can control it yourself. Changes up the game. Changes up the game. Because we were talking about before. Like, what if? Like, obviously, I'm not doing it. I'm not even a fighter. I don't even bet. But like, theoretically, if I was a fighter. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we talked about it. No, no. That's not. That's funny. You can say that. Yeah, I can say it. It's a joke, right? Yeah. Yeah, like, theoretically, if I was a fighter. And then, like, people thought I was going to win. Yeah. Just for my boys, like, I wouldn't mind taking a L. I would take a punch, fam. Just.

Yeah, I wouldn't mind taking help from my boys if I bet everyone's come up. Exactly. But obviously, it's like, if they know your boys are betting on you and you just drop to the ground randomly, they would definitely suspect something. No, we could just, like, not train. Yeah. You know what I'm saying, though? Just not be serious. Yeah, just don't be serious. I guess.

Right? I guess. Like, I feel like that's better. That's better than just, like, faking you got paid. That doesn't make it seem like it's funny. Yeah, just don't train. You actually just didn't train. Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying. Just don't train. That's a dopey finesse because it's actually real. No, no, but at the same time, you didn't train. Why? What was your purpose for not training? Oh, because my boy has money on me.

Yes, they would. Bro, these guys are smarter than that, bro. These guys are smarter than that. Maybe, maybe, maybe. You know what I mean? Oh, there's a video I have to show you. Look at this. Is it the Denver thing? Because that's recent. Okay, never mind. You show me this first. I'll show you. Yeah, yeah. But it's a video. Okay. Sorry.

- It's a video about this guy. He put three iPhones, right? And he had AI placed on each one to communicate to each other. - Oh, I've seen this. - You've seen this? - Yeah. - So they were talking and they realized they're both AI.

And then they realized, holy shit, wait, they're doing this to us to communicate. Let's talk in a language that they can't fucking understand. Oh, I didn't see that part. Yeah. We're going to talk into a language that humans can't understand and continue to communicate to each other. So what does that sound like? Like beeps and boops? You know what gibberlink is? No. It's called gibberlink. And do you remember in Transformers when the Decepticons were like talking to each other in code? Yeah. It sounded like...

Oh, yeah. Listen, listen, watch. Let me see. So it figures out it's talking to another AI. Yeah. Okay, so check this out. So once they figure out they can talk to each other. Wait for this. Okay.

Listen, listen. Encrypted comms. Switch to Gibralink. And look what happens to all three of them. Yo. Isn't that crazy though?

It's talking into a language that AI can speak. They can understand, but we can't. That's so crazy. Now, imagine that not even... We're not too far away from that. When AI can just talk freely. Imagine your Alexa starts talking and dribbling. To your other Alexa. To your Google Home. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That type of shit, right? Because that's weird. No.

No, I like how he's like switching comms. It's like, this shit's a fucking video game, fam. Animal Crossing. Man,

But imagine you could do that in real life. Yeah, no, no, no mean you With someone and then we're like cuz it's like oh so me my girl do this right like I'll say uh She wants to talk shit. Yeah, she'll talk to me in Filipino Oh really in front of like a white person so she will so she will understand. So that's kind of like you're right Yeah, imagine me you were just like on a train and we're like, oh we don't want to hear this weekend I want a private convo but it's in the in the public. Oh

Yo! Don't be pranked. They just hear that. We gotta sell it, though. They've been doing that? They've been doing that where it's like, you know the hidden wrist cam? Yeah. A guy would go up to a girl and be like, oh, my friend thinks you're cute, but he doesn't speak English. And then he's like, oh, I'll talk to him real quick. And he's like... And then they're like... Right? And then she's like, oh, yeah, I'll give you her number. That's cute. I've seen that before. And then the guy just laughs at you.

The guys go. Because they can't complete the video. Because it's actually funny, fam. So imagine we did like how you did the Cardi podcast. Yeah. What? What? Yeah.

Yeah, and like, yo, we're having a full-on conversation. Oh my god. That's a great prank. You know, it would be crazy too if like, if like we had a whole bunch of people. Oh, that would be wild. Yo, we have a whole bunch of people and then we do some shit like, it was because of technology that did it. Oh. So yeah, like we drop something on the floor, switching the gibber link and then everyone on the fucking bus just goes...

And then just one person that's not in on it gets fucking pranked. Yo, we can start with the small shit and then go into that one. That's a crazy prank. That's actually views. That's a crazy prank. Yeah, fuck. If you're smart, you would go do that right now. You would start planning right now. Yo, because you just prank one person and they just make...

make them think like they got caught in some next tech. - Yeah. They do some, that's like flash mob. - Yeah, flash mob. - That's like flash mob type of prank. - Like the 100 versus one pranks. Remember back in the day? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So where they have this like one person down an alleyway and then like a hundred people running from the other side and they're all running toward them. And then obviously using that, oh shit, something's over there. I'm gonna keep running too.

That's so funny, but I feel so bad about that one person because it's like, damn, you actually... If I was in that position, I would be like socially... I would get so much social anxiety. I know. Low-key panic attack or whatever, man. And yo, you know I did that before in like elementary school? I tried it. What? You tried to do like a flashbob type of thing? Yeah, it's like a flash... So I would collect like as much people as I can for this prank. And then what we would do, we would...

Surround one person. Yeah, and we go somewhere that they're playing a ball game Yeah, so it's either like basketball soccer or they're throwing like a baseball around right and we'll hang around them and everyone ducks at the same time whoa That person that's not in on it. Obviously they're gonna duck to you like oh shit That's a manipulation though, yeah, I've seen no I've seen some shit where it's like this is an elementary school, but people would would force

form groups and try and circle someone and just like and like like what do you call this just in if once one guy was in the middle they would just roast bro that's called bullying no that is bullying yeah and that was a bystander of that that's why when i seen that i was like yo they're really forming a circle and just roasting the fuck out of this guy i'm like this is insane i thought you're gonna put me on something new tank no no no this is a bully no flash mob of bully fam they circled that guy locked him in that's messed up yeah it was yeah

Why the hell you guys do that? I didn't do it. I was a bystander, fam. I seen it going out. No bystanders, bro. No bystanders. Part of the problem. Shit, right. No, actually, don't be a bystander. We have to be serious now. Don't be a bystander. Yeah, real shit, real shit. Don't be a bystander. But yeah, yo, I'm telling you, the Denver airport lady thing, I'm surprised you haven't seen this. I think I might have seen it. It's like a video of a girl, like, talking. Yeah, on the floor.

yeah i think i see a letter what did she say so she's saying like um she was on the floor and she had a letter and she's saying that her and her kids were kidnapped and she's she obviously went down reading and she's warning people that there's going to be a lot of stuff bad stuff going on in america soon and she's like oh uh all these things are going to be worse than like the the

and stuff like that. And it's weird though because as soon as she's saying these things, a lot of people in Denver have been getting lit on fire. Wait, what?

what yeah in denver where she's been been like saying this stuff yeah right and she and now people are gonna try to investigate her right but everybody everybody she's talking to she's like yo i'll take a polygraph test i'll expose everything i know all these helicopter crashes this shit is not an accident i know all this proof right she's like ryan garcia to the max though and she's like uh

I've been going to military bases because no one believes me. I'm trying to talk to the high FBI. Damn. And I'm like, yo, this is kind of weird because it's like...

All the helicopter crashes have happened. All the Denver, like, people have been lit on fire. Like, there's been signs even before tragedies happen. Yeah. But, like, a lot of people ignore it, right? Where did she say this is going to happen? She said just in America. In America. Right? There's a full video. I didn't watch the full video. I watched clips because it's, like, a lot of the full videos have been taken down. Damn. Yeah. Wait, wait. So, what did she say? Did she say specifically what could happen? No. She just said, like, type thing. Yeah, like, even worse, she said. Mm.

than that type of tragedy. I'm like, yo, that's weird. I mean, that's scary. At an airport. And remember, Denver airport is known for what? Like that big ass horse statue, right? Yeah. Denver airport in general, there's hella theories about it. Hella theories already. So I'm like, that's so funny that she did it there with a letter, right? Yeah.

Yeah. I did see the video. Yeah, I did see the video. Because it's viral, fam. Everybody's seen it. But I don't know. It's so hard to know for sure someone's crazy or they're saying the truth. I mean, us personally, we look into it because that's our thing, right? But...

Like how do I know for sure fan like how do I know things anymore? Yeah, it's just too crazy at this point. Did you see that video of Diddy? Um and and Nipsey Hussle what no So there's a video of Diddy Nipsey Hussle and Nipsey's girlfriend all listening to music I think Nipsey made okay, and they're in the studio now

Nipsey, he's clapping along like this. Yeah. Because he's proud of his work. And then Diddy, he tries to alpha him. He's like, nah, you better stop clapping. Blah, blah, blah. For some reason, just to be the alpha. For no reason. Okay. Now check this out. Look what happens. He got mad that he clapped. Just watch. Just watch. There's Diddy right there. And then listen to what Diddy says. Okay. Yeah. Don't clap again. And then Nipsey said, no, I'm going to clap all night. And then Diddy goes, nah, I wouldn't.

And he gets pissed, right? For no reason. And look what he says. Look what Diddy says next. Talking to Nipsey's girl. See? And then Nipsey claps again and he gets pissed off. But look, she starts clapping and Cassie starts clapping. So he can't do anything now. But he obviously gets pissed. Now, what people said, Nipsey was obviously lined up by somebody before. And people are saying, anytime somebody's disrespected Diddy, something happens to them.

And it just so happens. Yeah. You know? Oh, bro. No, the power that some people have in this world, fam, is actually mad. That's crazy, bro. Because I've seen some other clip where Cassie was in a blanket. Did you see that one? No. Where Diddy was just filming Cassie in a blanket. He's like, oh, yeah, what are you going to do now? What are you going to do now? After the hotel leaks of her. Now she pulled her in the room, put the blanket over her. What are you going to do now? You have nothing to do.

Fuck, bro. Like, that's insane. You heard about the Kid Cudi stuff with Diddy? Kid Cudi? Oh, you didn't hear about that? No, fam. So, Kid Cudi ended up dating Cassie after Diddy. Oh, shit. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And when he was dating her, Diddy found out. And he, like, lit Kid Cudi's car on fire. Oh, shit. Broke into his house. Kid Cudi did that to Diddy? Diddy did that to Kid Cudi. Oh, shit.

Because he obviously wanted Cassie back. And he testified against Diddy for this case. Like, this is very recent. It was happening like two weeks ago or something. I didn't hear about that stuff. But he said in his own word, this is quote unquote in the court, Kid Cudi said, Diddy was moving a Marvel supervillain. Oh.

and then scary yeah and then everybody started bringing back videos of diddy in the joker outfit for halloween and everyone's like yo it makes so much sense now because he really thought of himself as a villain there's even videos of him saying nobody can fuck with me whatever i want i get it blah blah crazy power trips bro sick in his head bro yeah power trips for sure

Yo, I seen this all here. I have one more thing to show you. Okay. Yeah, I seen this video but this might be the scariest video by accident look, okay, so Originally it was just this girl. She's like getting ready and she's just filming herself right now what happens? Sorry, what happens during the video? She gets a call from an uber driver. Oh

And she gets a call from the Uber driver. Here, I'm going to pause it real quick. Gets a call from the Uber driver that's driving their kid somewhere. Now, check this out. The Uber driver says, hey, so I have your kid here. And I've been on the market for a kid. I'm thinking of, like, keeping him. Listen, the Uber driver says this. Listen. Are you calling me from his phone? Please, can you come back?

He's trying to take the kid and have it on camera. Sorry, I don't think so. Yo, fam. Crazy. And they hung up.

crazy uber yeah an uber driver took the kid wait why was the kid by himself so that's another thing yeah so that's another problem a lot of people obviously that reacted to it are saying they shouldn't ever put a kid in the uber at first but at the same time it's still very that's human that's trafficking fam bro that's kidnapping yeah yeah yeah that's kidnapping i'm like yeah it's messed up

And imagine you get a call from the Uber saying that. No, that's insane. Yeah, I think it's even worse that he called. Yeah, yeah. I think I'm going to take this kid. That's even crazier. It's like a bragging type thing. That's even crazier. That's like dark. Yeah, but at the same time, it's like if you have the Uber...

Wait, you can track it. You can track it. Did the kid book it or the parents booked it for the kid? Because that's different. So this will happen. I think the parents booked it for the kid. Okay. And then the Uber driver was calling them from the kid's phone. His phone.

Not even his phone. No, that's... Yeah, that's crazy. You have to be careful with that. That's crazy. And he was like, can I buy this kit from you? That's so crazy. At the same time, it's like, yo, that's fucked because it's like, when I'm in Uber, I just always have headphones. But one obviously went out because I don't like when Uber talks to me. I just like the silent ride. But I think that's why the Waymo...

The Waymo cars are way safer options because that could never happen. So maybe that is actually a safer option. I know. It is low-key safer. Because also, you can imagine this. What if the child locks are on? You know what I'm saying? I always think about that. And I got to be more careful with it too. Because when you walk into Uber, do you ever look at if the child locks are on? It's so small. You don't have enough time to really glance at it. But especially when you're by yourself, you might want to...

Or at least like clutch onto something that could protect yourself. And now we know that like a lot of people like after club nights, they hop into Uber drunk. They're not even like there no more. So imagine like the shit that happens then because you're not always going to be like on guard the whole time. Did you feel safe in a Waymo? Yeah. Or was there making cuts? It's just trippy, bro. Oh, okay, okay. It's just super trippy because there were so many of them. I put out my story like I was riding in one. Yeah.

It's just really trippy how many there are. And the fact that there's nobody else in the whip, except for the people that you're hanging out with. It felt like I'm in a transformer. Like Bumblebee was driving me. That's what it felt like. I was just scared that if there's a malfunction or whatever, say someone throws an EMP grenade, I'm cooked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm cooked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm getting cooked.

But that's actually your fault for stepping in a car that's self-driving. You can't blame no one else. That's a thing too, though. You know what I mean? That's a thing too. Who do you blame at that point? You can't. The person that made it, nah, they got too much money. You better have great lawyers, Sam. Because they're about to put everything into beating that case against you. Okay, if I bought you a robot and then the robot malfunctioned and killed you, am I responsible for the robot? Or are you responsible for having the robot? I mean, if we go to the root, you. You're the one that bought it.

But I didn't malfunction it. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, but just malfunction on its by itself. Yeah, is it my fault then it would be the creator But it's low-key kind of your fault too because you gave it to me. There's bare. That's my fault. That's crazy That is that is no there's a reason I'm saying that yeah, it's because like in the companion movie It's kind of similar where if I kill somebody who's to blame now who's to blame? You're right. Like about over a robot kill somebody. Yeah, who do you blame? So you

I guess you blame like the big company, let's say Amazon that made this AI robot worth like billions on dollars. So fuck. Shit. Instead of the person that gifted it though.

Or is it the person that gifted it? No, but they can't. No, it is. Because what if I send you an Amazon gift, fam? What if I bought it and it just sent us gifts and then it just showed up? But you're the one that decided to use it. Am I to blame? No, I think there's blame every way. It's just like more, less, than lesser. So I'm blamed too for playing with it. Even like playing with the toy that you, the robot you're playing with. But I'm blamed because it was my gift. Yes, it was your gift and it was blamed because they created it. So everyone has blame. So everyone has blame on you. Yeah.

But who gets in trouble though? Yeah, but who gets in trouble? You. I get in trouble? That's crazy. No, I think the company gets in trouble. Yeah, I know. Yeah. I'm just saying that in my mind, I would blame you still. That's crazy. You gave me something that interrupted my life and I'm like...

No, but what if it was like, yo, this is really going to help you type shit. Like, this is going to be a great thing for your work ethic. You still gave it to me. But what if it was like kind heart, fam? Okay, put it in another perspective. Put it in another perspective. Say I was coming to you for advice. Yeah. Right? And you gave me advice, even though you learned it from a book. Yeah. Right? And you gave me that advice and it actually didn't help me. Like, I actually like... It's not my fault. It is. It's not my fault. It's not my fault.

Yo, yo, leave it in the comments. That's my fault? Yes, because you told me. It doesn't matter if it came from the book. You told me it. No, but it's not my fault it didn't work or not, though. How? Oh, you're saying if it's bad advice. No, you just gave me advice. It could be neutral advice, but I took your advice and it actually went. It was the wrong advice for the wrong situation. That was still your fault because you gave me that advice. Nah, I disagree. I disagree. No, no, no. I'm trolling still. Nah.

Nah, that's crazy. It's my fault for using it. It's your fault for using the... But it's still kind of your fault for giving me that advice. No, no, no. Because at the end of the day, everyone can give you advice, but it's up to you to make a decision. Yeah, that's true. And that's why I take advice from everybody, but I don't even... But you don't use it? I don't even listen to that. But it's so fucked up how you do it too because it's like, yo, we'll have like a three-hour, five-hour convo fam and it's like, ah, but at the same time, I'm going to just do what I want.

Like, what was that for? Just miles around. I'm going to do my own thing. I think you do that just to see, to get the opinions because you already know where you're going. So like, let's see where, you do it for fun. Let's see where else this would take me. What if actually I did this? Or what if I'm testing everybody too?

Whatever, like, I'm a moral test every week right now. You're a shit tester, bro? Nah, I'm not even... I'm not a shit tester. I'm probably the opposite of a shit tester. You're the one that actually made me realize what shit testing was. Really? Because I didn't know, like, girls do that. Yo, everybody does that. Yeah, but I didn't know that was a term for it. Like, shit test? Yeah, yeah. A lot of people do that. Like, even, like...

Managers, bosses, shit, even people on the street. - They shit test? - Yeah, bro. - How? On the street? Like, give me an example. - Let's say like, just an easy one. Oh, you decided to wear that? - Oh, okay. - You know what I'm saying? That's a shit test. - That is, that is. - That's a shit test. - 'Cause then you're gonna react. - You're like, oh yeah, but you can move in a different way. Like literally, it could be as simple as a dark, what's the word? What's the term you always use for me? - What?

Passive aggressive. Oh passively. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not passing grace. No, no, no you're not I'll use passive aggressive Steven sometimes. Yeah, exactly. But I feel like that's how you manipulate combos cuz it's like then once you're passive-aggressive then someone reacts the way you want to then boom you already have the power because if you if I'm controlling how you're reacting bro what that's light like now I can control the whole combo again we're jumpers jump dark now

Like we have switched from light mode to dark mode. Jump out the dark. Jump out the dark. Let's get into it, bro. No, because look. It's actually an hour. Do you ever look at the time? No, I don't. I'll glance. Yeah, I'll glance. I'll glance because I feel like it's coming up to the end. But this is the first time I have it. And I didn't know we were at... Jump out the dark. I thought we were still at like 40, fam.

Yo, what's that shit? It's 1-0-0-0? It's lit. Oh my gosh, bro. Yeah, what else you do, man? What else you do? What else I do? I don't do this stuff myself, bro. Oh, wait. So it's a team?

No, that's not even what I said. See, that's a shit test right there. That one was a shit test, bro. Oh, my. No, but look, look. Yeah, yeah. As much as you, like, you can learn stuff like this, just be yourself, bro. Like, it's not even that serious, fam. I feel like the only reason I learned it, and I'm going to be completely real here, was because I was down bad. Mm-hmm.

Like, I was honestly, like, if I was to put myself into, like, a state, I could consider myself in the state. I was, one, insecure, unconfident, didn't know what I wanted to do. So what I did was I just started learning. Learning, yeah. Yeah, I just started learning. And learning human nature is a good way for you. Because, you

You ever play Skyrim? No, I haven't. You ever play Skyrim? You need like human nature behavior for Skyrim? So in Skyrim, there's all of these different traits. Okay. And then there's like attack, defense. Yeah. There's like looting. Okay. And then one of them is charisma. Okay. Now bag this. There's no wrong way to play. Like you can play Skyrim any way possible and you can build your character however you want to, right? But charisma was always like a cheat code.

Why? So imagine, let's say your character needs weapons. Charisma, you can go convince someone to give you weapons. A strong weapon. Damn. You don't even have to find it yourself. You don't have to build it yourself. You don't have to do nothing. You don't even have to be strong. You can just get yourself a strong weapon. All you have to do is convince somebody to give it to you. So it was almost like a cheat code. And what's crazy, that's probably the one that everybody can do, though.

But it's hard to master though. Why? Charisma? Are we talking video game or in real life? In real life. Why is it hard to master? Because it's the one where you risk the most in your personal image. Right? Because if you're going out there and you're putting yourself out there, that's your real self. And a lot of people don't want to be the real selves around people. Am I right or am I wrong? Oh, I see where you're coming from. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Because it's hard to master charisma because like people can be energetic but it can be annoying. But it's like charisma is like everyone enjoys your presence, right? That's true. There's different ways to come about it. There's different ways to portray. Yeah. There's different ways to come about it. But I would say just mastering the charisma in itself of like being able to get things. Yes. That's hard, fam. Because a lot of people both social anxiety, anxiety,

Can't stop charisma. People are just even too shy to even say hi to a stranger. No, but what I'm trying to say is like everyone can do it. Oh yeah, everyone can do it for sure. It's not like in Skyrim, oh, I can't level up like power level on my freaking fire. I'm not a mage, right? I'm not a firebender. Yeah, yeah. But I can learn how to use, I guess, psychology, like human tactics. Yeah.

Human nature tactics. That's true. They have that in Pokemon too. Like you'll have. It's the same Pokemon. But they have different characteristics. Yeah. I didn't bag that. There's different like personalities. It's like. You'll have a Pidgeotto that's brave. And modest. And then modest. But the actual real one is. The better one is the brave one. I've never.

I never bagged that when I played poker. - Yeah, 'cause I think different personality types in Pokemon, it boosts certain aspects of it. So I think brave is like higher attack. - Exactly, yeah. - Something like that. And then like modest is like higher defense, something like that. - Yeah, you would be a passive aggressive Charizard. Then I would be a charismatic dragonite. That's probably the most, like the funniest I've ever laughed when they put us, like, oh, who would be your--

It's like the look to like this assertive look at somewhere you can just your dragon is just bad friendly like He's supposed to be a dragon. No way he's or FM. No, yeah, he's a nice aura Now the real shit, yeah, I'm probably a far-fetched Pokemon okay, you just that's a cool ass Pokemon not the onion I'm a bird of the onion dogs. I was sick. Oh

Yo, that's a fire Pokemon, fam. Like, no one, I swear no one likes Farfetch'd, but everyone, like, that one guy, like, just, like, Oh, it's like cult classic? Yeah, it's like, it, like, dedicates his life, like, he has the stuffies, he has the Farfetch'd posters, you know? Yo, what do you think's, like, the most odd Pokemon you could be a fan of? Odd?

Leave it on the comments. Mogi, like, if you're... Oh, no, no. Suruuru is cool, though. No, that's cool. That's cool as shit. It has to be something like Graveler. Why the fuck do you like Graveler, bro? Yeah, that's so basic. If you like Graveler and you dedicate your life for Graveler, that's actually... And then, like, you have posters on the house. I don't even think you can find a Graveler poster, bro. No, but that's so cool, though, because it's like every person has a different Pokemon they're like.

Mmm. I mean it's like like well a lot are the same like popular Yeah, but you know in a Pokemon store and there's all the stuffies and you take a video of just like 24 hours in that store Someone might pick something everybody everybody's choosing a maybe someone might choose a good ninja man. Yeah, that's true. That's true mushroom one the shroom one. Um, I forgot his name There's no way that one gets love but there's definitely a kid out there that's like love that one. Oh

shroomish you know shroomish shroomish that's exactly i think that's what it is shroomish yes fam but that that just that just makes a point in real life is like yo like if you be yourself fam someone would would fuck with you you know i mean you know ash has the same eyes as a geo dude ash has the same eyes does he i think so really you know geo dude loki theory geo dude is just a guy you know like how the dead bodies were stuffed in the the tap like the the

the statues, G.O. dude was just somebody stuffed in a rock. Oh my god. And why would he have the eyes like that then? Yo, it's dirt spirit. Yeah, yeah, dirt spirit. Oh my god, it actually is. That's why I was like, yo, why would he have arms like this and real human eyes? Yo, it actually is. G.O. dude is a ghost type, bro. It's a ghost spirit, yeah.

Yo! Okay, wait, wait, wait. You know Diglett and, and, and, uh, Drio? Oh, Doug Trio? Yeah, yeah. So Diglett is the one, and then Doug Trio is the three. You know they're actually, like, attached as one? Huh? Yeah, fam. Wait, so Doug Trio isn't, like, just, like, one. So I think there's a picture. Someone did an x-ray of a Doug Trio. You know how it's three heads, right? It's just one body like this. And then three. I'll show you, I'll show you. Ah!

Yeah, I was like it was like separated right no Doug trio look see That's mine that's mine what the heck that's this guy chose the first

That's fucked, fam. No, it's something like this. Yeah, yeah, something like this. It's like that. Ew, man, that's even gross. It's a gopher? Yeah, I mean it. Oh, yeah, it is. It's a gopher the whole time? Because it's a mole. Oh, it's a mole. Yeah, it's a mole. It's a mole. Damn, bro. That makes sense. I actually never knew what Dugtrio was, fam. That makes a lot of sense now. Yeah. No, it doesn't. Because why would a mole have all three heads in one? Bro, it's Pokemon. Let's not rationalize this shit, fam. It's an electric mouse. Fuck. Fuck.

Farfetch'd, man. That's a W, Poki. A bird with an onion. Okay, what's your realistic one? What? That I love the most? No, it's just you. It looks exactly like you. Because Farfetch'd, my eyebrows, I probably look like Farfetch'd. Word. I'd probably say like a... What's the one that evolves from a chimchar? Like the next one. Evolves from a chimchar? That's like the most human... It's a monkey. It's the... Not Infernape, the other one. It's the lower one. What's his name? Probably...

But yeah, I think you had it. I don't even remember. You know there's a trend going around too where it's like drawing Pokemon from memory and nobody can get that shit right. Which is so weird because we grow up. That's a hard ass name. I'm gonna name my kid Monferno. Monferno is hard. Monferno is a hard name. Yo. Because it's monkey inferno? Yo. They were writing. They were writing, bro.

i'm telling you that's fire pokemon is fire man what's infernape in infernape so it was it's an ape that's inferno inferno yeah so would you would you make would you make your kids name something like that too or would it oh i met people that their name is actually like half of something right half of the mom and half of the dad oh so it's like a collab whoa what the heck

So what would it be like? So, fuck, I'm not going to dox anybody. But it's literally like the beginning of someone's name, of the mom's name, and then the ending of the dad's name. Or vice versa. You know them? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll tell you after the fight. That's so lazy, Loki. That's Loki. No, it's kind of cool, though. No, it's cool, but it's like Loki. But Filipinos love doing that. They do? Yeah, they love collabing.

Yo, we have a cousin. Her name is my mom's name. My mom's name and my tita's name mixed together as a tribute.

It's interesting though. That's fire stuff. Because it's like, oh, you're going to be named after this Tita and this Tita because they're like your godparents. See, naming is so important because it's like, how I had that theory was like, my parents named me this specific way including my middle name so I could get a job because the job interviews would think like, oh, this is a person of... You're right. You know what I mean? So it's like, there was this guy, there was this highlight of some little leaguer baseball player. He was a kid and his name was like,

some very generic baseball and like baseball name, right? And everyone in the comments was like, yo, if he's named that, definitely going to the league. Like imagine like LeBron James. Yeah, it sounds. Sounds like you're destined for greatness. Sounds franchise. Yeah. It's this franchise name. So do you think there's power in names? Yeah, Timothee Chalamet. Come on, bro. Come on, man. You have to do something with that. Keanu Reeves?

Come on, Keanu? There's something- Come on, bro. What else? What else? Bruh. Fam, Jon Jones sounds dangerous. Jon Jones, bro. Jon Jones. You know what I'm saying? Like, that shit sounds mad dangerous, bro. Like the white baseball player, Errol Donaldson. That sounds like a baseball player. Tony Hawk. That might be the greatest Tony Hawk. Come on, bro.

Might be the greatest top three names What are we talking about? You'll even like Kurt Cobain like Axl Rose he's like Guns N' Roses like You have to pick up an electric guitar then you have to have to sing yeah fuck

Fuck, man. What would you name your kid in hopes of them becoming something? What would you name them? I have mine. Oh, you're Greek? The Greek mythological? Because you can't... Imagine you're Zeus Ruda and you can't fail, fam. No, no, no. That's what I'm saying. That's cool, though. No, what I was saying is like, what would you... Let's say, theoretically, you would want your kid to turn out a certain way. What would you name them? Fuck.

Fuck, that's so generic though. No. Okay, I'll give you an example. Okay, yeah. So I low-key want to name my kid Romeo because I want him to be like a... A player? No, like a romantic, fam. I want him to be like a lover. Oh, Romeo? That's a hard name. Romeo Rico, right? Oh, that's a hard name. That's nice, right? Yeah, with that name, yeah, Romeo fam?

That's pretty tough. You have to get all the girls. Like, automatically, I'm thinking you're getting every girl's school. No, but it just means, like, a lot of love to give. Because Romeo was just like a... I guess, yeah. Fuck. Romeo Ruda, fam. I might have to take that. Get in the coffee. R-R, Romeo Ruda. No, Romeo Rico is O, N to the O. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, they both end in O. Romeo Rico. Come on, bro. Romeo, double R, fam. Yo, I'll take that, fam. Okay, so what would you name? Like, you kind of want your kids to turn up like that?

Would you name him? Because I feel like I have a Carlos somehow. I don't know. I don't know. That's never gone into my mind. That's hard on the spot. I mean, like, you want your kid to be kind of, like, wild. Name him Kyle type of thing, right? Kyle? Yeah, that's, like, a wild name, no? If I would make him, like, a good kid. What's a good boy name? Yeah, like a good. Charles. Right? Yeah, Charles. Charles Ruder. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he would definitely go up, like, mad nice to everyone. Yeah.

Just follow rules. Okay, what's like... Oh, here, I have a better one for you. I have a better one for you. Okay, okay. What's like a past dream job or even just like a thing you wanted to do? Yeah. And then name... Oh, I would put my kid in it? Yeah, name your kid in prep to be that.

Like he's going to be a skater Tony Hawk. You know what I'm saying? Okay. And leave down in the comments. Play with us. Play with us. I would do... And leave a like. And leave a like right now. I would make... If I wanted him to be a jujitsu because I didn't do jujitsu I would do a jujitsu and I would name him like...

Japanese like crazy name. It wouldn't be in English. It'd be like, you know, it's gaming. That's perfect though. Because it's like, if your name is so like out, like, um, like in Asian culture, then he would be known for like, Oh, if he, that guy's name is blah, blah, blah. He's known for karate. Like,

Like that's a karate name. What's a karate name? Like Jet Li. Yeah, like Jet Li. That's hard. No, Jet Li is a karate name, fam. So it's like Jet Li Ruda. That's kind of hard. I'm not naming him Jet Li Ruda, fam. You're trying to distract me. My kid's Romeo, fam. Bro, that's why. I think that's it, fam. And I'm getting a tat on my leg, fam. It's going to be Gengar or Mew. What do you say you're going to put up? Oh my god, Mewtwo. You can't even get it right.

No, you know why? Because I really want to be able to call my kid Lil Romeo. Oh, but what the fuck? That's so far, yo, Lil Romeo. I swear Kanye was named after...

One of his mom's favorite artists. Really? I think so. Or it was someone else. I know Kanye means the only one. That's what it means. Oh, really? Fuck, that's why he grew up with an ego, fam. That's also another one. Drake? Oh, no. Aubrey. Aubrey Graham. Yeah, see? That's another case. See? Aubrey Graham? Like, you wouldn't think he would be a rapper, right? I mean, that sounds like an actor named Lowkey. Oh, Aubrey Graham.

Aubrey Graham. Yeah, you're right. He was an actor under that name. First, yeah. And then he changed it because he knew I can't be Aubrey Graham rapper. Mm-hmm.

Drake sounds like a rapper. Yeah, I wonder why Drake though. See, that's why like low-key I felt like when I switched my Instagram name to Gavin Ruda, low-key I lost hella aura because mine was Gavin's Revenge before. Like imagine you see a Gavin's Revenge like, oh, what is this guy known for? And Gavin's gone. Like these were hard names, but then I changed it to Gavin Ruda. It's like, yo, that's normal as fuck.

It depends what you want to be. I feel like it depends on the vibe where you're trying to be portrayed as. Yo, I have a theory why Drake's actually named Drake. Oh, why? So he has a tattoo of Dracar Noir. And it's a perfume. Okay. Yeah. So it's either he got the name Drake and then like really liked the perfume or he always used that perfume. And then guys named Dracar Noir.

Drake. Dracar. That's a sick name. You know what I'm saying? Maybe. I have no clue. That's an interesting theory I have. See, if I want my kid to be growing up and he's already in riches, Louis. Louis Ruto. Like a very like a... Louis is sick. Yeah, I like that. Like one of those names where it's like, oh, it looks royalty. You know what I mean? I like that. I like that. It's either Jet Li, Romeo, or Louis. Tony Stark. Tony Stark Ruto. Now we're talking. You would do that shit because it's nostalgic. That's funny.

Your kid's cook, buddy. Peter Parker Rudolph. Your kid's cook. All the color skins are just bare nostalgic for him. Why my name fucking... Arthur. Because I loved Arthur when I was growing up, son. Dad, why my name Patrick Star? You actually gotta cook your kids, bro. That's messed up, bro.

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