Glauc Talk: Patients Say Unexpected Things Under Sedation
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Good day to you all. Welcome to Knock Knock High with the Glockenfleckens. I am Dr. Glockenflecken, also known as Will Flannery. I'm Lady Glockenflecken, also known as Kristen Flannery. I decided to wear my face today. That's just really arrogant. For those of you who are watching on our YouTube channel. Why? It's just, it's Jonathan. A person wearing their own face on their shirt? Our daughter said that because this has been hung up like the first...

Shirt. It's like the first shirt in my closet. Yeah. It scares her every time she walks by it. This is my face just staring at her. Oh, my gosh. Did you see the I sent it to you as a text. It is a group text. You probably ignored it. But there was a baby. Somebody sent us a video of their baby. Probably like about one, I'd say maybe a little bit older baby.

And they had trained their baby to do the Jonathan nod. You're kidding me. He says, what does Jonathan do? And then the baby's like, can you? Okay. I need, I need to see this video. All right. Well, I already sent it to you. Oh, okay. Is there a text? Yes. Well, you know, I am. I know. Are you a, okay. How many texts are unread on your phone?

Right now. Two, because I'm saving them because I need to do something about them. Two? That's it? There are two types of people in the world. Yeah. Right? But don't ask me about how many emails I have unread.

See, but that's surprising to me because I feel like it should carry over from text to email. It used to. I just got really burned out on email specifically. So what is it about text? You don't get burned out on text? Those are all people I know for the most part, and it's usually not someone asking me to do something. Email is 100% of the time someone asking you to do something. All right. Guess how many unread texts I have right now. 192. 192.

416. Yeah. Would that just like set off your anxiety? Like how would you feel if that was...

Would you have to like, so I don't care, but yeah, but if it was like, like at that point, I would just burn it down and start over. Like there's no catching up. Oh, it is. I just go through and just click on each conversation, but you don't actually have to read it all. That's why I just delete them all. You're never going to read them anyway. But do you have, cause you have anxiety. Do you have like, is it like a compulsion to read every text that comes by? Like, cause surely you're like doing things when people text you. Yeah.

How do you remember to go back and read them all? Because that's my problem. The notification. Like I'm working, I'm operating or something, and I just never have time. I just forget to see it, and then I just end up with 416 messages that are unread. Sorry to all the people, all my friends and family who are texting me. Especially your wife. Well, I mean...

Then this is what happens. We have a conversation. You tell me a thing that you texted me. That triggers me because then it's like you rely on me to do your work for you. And I already have enough work of my own. That's true.

Let's not start off on a bad note here. The whole point was it was a cute baby doing the Jonathan nod. I love it. Send me all the babies doing all the characters. I want a baby version of Glock and Flick and General Hospital where all the babies are dressed as a neurologist baby. There's an ortho baby.

If I had access to a lot of babies, this is what I would do with them. I know you would. I would dress them up. I don't doubt it. And it would be awesome. And you all would love it. Be very cute. How can you go wrong with babies? The only thing you could do that might even top it, maybe not, would be puppies. Yeah, I think babies would be better. Personally, babies would be cuter to me. But a lot of people like puppies. How about cats? Maybe kittens, yeah. Okay, I'm so...

If you guys haven't guessed yet, this is a Glock Talk episode. We don't have anything real serious to talk about, but I do have a handful of topics that I find interesting because we haven't gotten to sit and talk where we lock our kids outside of the office. Yeah, that's why we do this podcast is because it's our excuse to hang out with each other where the kids cannot interrupt. Well, you gave me that. You just said that before we sat down because we're

We're recording this. This is the first episode we've recorded together, I think, without our producers present. Probably, yeah. Yeah, like we're doing all this. Because we're doing it in the evening. Yes, we're doing it on our own. We're recording everything appropriately, I think. But we're also, like, it's the end of the day. I'm kind of tired. I operated today. You worked all day. And so I was like, oh, God, okay, we've got to do this episode. And then you were like,

What are you talking about? Like, this is... We never get to, like, just have an excuse to, like, kick the kids out of a room and just, like, chat with each other. Yeah. And you're right. And so this is great. How are you doing? I'm good. How are you? I'm trying to bond with our cats. Yeah. I'm struggling. Have we talked about that? No, not on the podcast. Okay. So...

So we don't have to go through the zoo that our house is. The origin stories. But the point is, we now have two kittens. Yes. One for each of our kids. And that wasn't initially the plan. We rescued them. And they seem like good kittens. This is my first experience with cat-dom. Cat-dom. Cat. Cat. I was about to say ownership, but I feel like there's a contingency of people that would not prefer that term.

We own these cats. What are you talking about? We bought them. Yeah. They are our cats. Yeah. We are responsible. Yes. Financially. We're their guardians. And emotionally for cats. That feels better. We are their guardians. The guardians of our cats. What are their names? It's... Athena. Athena. And Calliope. Calliope. Okay. Very... We call them Cal. Yeah. Her and Cal. Our children named them. Okay. Yes. Yes.

I mean, I would never come up with something as creative as Calliope, which is apparently a Greek something. They're both Greek goddesses, yes. Calliope, according to our daughter, is the goddess of music and poetry. Totally looks like a Calliope. You know what I find funny is that the cats that belong to each girl match not only the appearance of the girl in terms of like coloring and things. Like the hair and everything. Right, but also personality.

Yeah, I can see that. That's so funny. So, so I'm struggling with this. This is the first time in my life I have owned cats that I've had cats be part of our family of my family. I didn't grow up with cats. I grew up with a couple of different dogs. Um,

How do you be friends with cats? I just, I don't, I don't get it. I don't get cats. I go into the room because right now we're like very slow because we have a big dog. So we're like slowly introducing them to the house. So they've been mostly right now in like our laundry room. I go in there and they clearly like don't really give a shit about me.

Well, that is a characteristic feature of cats. Sure. I'm not used to that. You're used to people adoring you. No, no, no. Not people. Okay. All right. You walked right into it. I had to take it. But no, our dog, you know, he's so happy. He's like snorting. Dogs are very enthusiastic. And it's kind of like this dumb a little bit. Yeah. Cats, they like got a...

They're thinking and that bothers me. I don't like it. There's a little bit creepy. Yeah. And, and it's like, like they, it doesn't, it seems like they could not care less whether I'm in the room or not. That's funny because when I go in the room, do you know what they do? What? They immediately run to me and get in my lap. Well, it's probably because you sit down and I stand there and I say, how do you do? Yeah. That could be where you're going wrong. Is that, I don't know how to interact with them. I don't know. Did you try to shake their paws?

I will be, I will say that I did not do that. They would not have let me. I did play with the laser pointer. They love that thing. That's really fun. Laser pointer with the cats. Yeah, nothing better. That's really fun. That is one of the top 10 experiences on planet Earth. Also, like the second time I went in to interact with these cats, one of them was taking a dump. Yeah. And I was shocked. They do that.

because I am, I have only seen my pet dogs take dumps out in the, out in the yard. Yeah. Um,

Cats are very clean. Uh-huh. They like instinctively know this is where I need to poop. Correct. In the litter box. Yeah. And it smells bad. It is surprising. Such a small cat. There's still kittens. Tiny little cat. It's awful. And it smells so bad. It's a huge smell coming out of a tiny little body. And so I now like recognize that like litter box is like a specific scent. Yeah. That's not pleasant. Other than that...

I'm fine with the cats. Yeah. They're fun to watch. They are fun. We'll see. I'm not going to call myself a cat person, though. I'm not going to go that far. You can be a dog person and a cat person. I don't know if you can. You can. Can you? Sure. You can do whatever you want. I don't know if I feel comfortable like that. Why? Do you feel like you're betraying the dogs? A little bit. But the dogs also...

want you to have the cat because they want to go after it. Our big dog would absolutely eat the cat hole. Yes. I think that's what his instinct is to do. And so, I...

I don't know. Maybe, maybe our listeners can help us figure out how to introduce the two because they're very Tom and Jerry. They are. In a cat dog way. Yeah. Um, I don't know. I don't know. We just have to train the dog. Like he'll, he'll learn. The dog. So the cats, I think need to be a little bit bigger and then they can gang up on the dog. Correct. And show the dog who's boss. And they're not afraid to do that. I would love. If they scratch you.

I think he needs it. I think so, too. He's a little bit. He's been, you know, king of the house for a while. He needs to be put in his place. He needs to be knocked down a notch safely. But still, I would welcome. We're not going to set them up for a fight. We're just going to let nature take its course. It sounds like we're running an animal ring here. We'll do it responsibly. How's that? Yeah, there's a method is what I'm saying. There's a method to the madness. Figure it out.

Where I, I'm, I'm taking cues from all you guys who have owned cats. You've had how many cats in your life? I don't even know. Would you say you've had more cats than dogs?

No, I would. I would be a tough call. I have always lived in a zoo. Essentially, it's because of my mother. And now my mother is living with us again. And so here we are back in a zoo. Yeah, we came home and there was we didn't even talk about the third cat. Yeah, there's another cat that has that found its way into our house. I don't even. Oh, no, that's a fourth cat.

Oh, yeah. Oh, the third one is a stray that comes by and just eats food. Well, I was considering the third one, the other cat that is ours. I don't even, listen, it's just too many cats.

It's just, we are outnumbered. You know how this started? It started as I wanted a single barn cat to hunt mice. That's all I wanted. Our kids had been asking for a cat for forever and I was like, sure, as long as it's in the barn and it's catching mice and it's earning its keep and it doesn't come in the house and shed everywhere, I'm fine with that.

And that turned into three cats somehow. That's my mother, I'm telling you. That is the effect that she has. And this third cat, which is an older cat. No.

Yeah, it's older than the kittens. Oh, not by much. It's also still just kind of a teenager. Yeah. Our youngest daughter named the cat Mr. Yeah, I love that. Just Mr. So we're just like, we go outside, Mr. But then cats don't come when you call them. They don't care. See, I don't understand it. I don't understand it. All right, we're going to be done talking about cats. Yeah, people are sick of the cat talk.

All right. So this evening, before we started recording, I took our daughter to basketball practice. She is in the fourth grade kind of rec league. And they're still at the age where I love the names they choose for their teams. Absolutely love it. So this is the same child that their soccer team that she was with.

Before she took a break. I think it was like kindergarten. They picked kindergarten to third grade. Jelly Bean Tigers. Lovely name. Love it. The Jelly Bean Tigers. Do you know what their name, their basketball team name is? Yeah. Dunkin Donuts. Dunkin Donuts. Dunkin Donuts. I really think that our kid had a strong hand, like part to play in choosing that name.

But you probably don't know what I heard what all their, because I was watching practice tonight. I heard all the names of their plays. Oh, they're all food related. They are. At the game this weekend, you were out of town, so you didn't get to see it. Hot dog. Hot dog. Both teams. Both teams. Not interacting with each other at all before this. All their plays on both teams are food. Pizza. Donut.

You know. We got a hot dog. Hot dog. We got waffle. Oh, yeah. Waffle. I liked that one. Yeah. Waffle's good. That one made me hungry. Yeah. Waffle. We got spaghetti. Oh. Yeah. So I can't wait to see what they pull out next week. Yeah.

I love it. I love it. So that's not going to last very, very much longer because they get older and they're going to be like various animals, Falcons, you know, the tigers, whatever. Boring. I go back to, let's have some adult teams that named themselves jelly bean tigers. Yeah. Come on. Have some fun with it. Yeah. Um, all right. I, I, we have to, we can't let this recording today go long. You know why? Why?

Because there's a new episode of Severance. Oh. So let's take a break. I want to come back and tell you about the show. Okay. Hey, Kristen. Yeah. I've got some friends I'd like you to meet. I see that. You seem a little too friendly with them, I have to say. Aren't they cute? Sure. With the little beady eyes. Uh-huh. And their little hands. Yeah.

The hands, the claws. I don't know. Appendages. Okay. How about that? That works. Anyway, they just like, they'd like to say hi. Okay. They like to say hi. Okay. Wonderful. They're not, they, oh, look, the one's sticking around. It sure is. Right on my mic. These little guys are demodex and they live on your eyelashes. Yep.

And they can cause flaky, red, irritated eyelids. See, that's not cool. That's a party foul. You just kind of want to rub them. You're not welcome here if you're going to do that. And it's caused sometimes by these little guys. Yep, that's rude. Demodex blepharitis. But you shouldn't get grossed out by this. Okay. All right, you got to get checked out. Yes, get checked out. To find out more, go to eyelidcheck.com. Again, that's E-Y-E.

L-I-D check.com for more information about these little guys and Demodex blepharitis. Okay, severance. Okay. Now, it's important to set the context here. Though I am aware of it, I have not watched severance because as we have established many times, I just don't have much time to watch TV. I'm doing other things. So I miss a lot of it. But you watch a lot of it.

I watch a decent amount of TV before bed. Probably what I should not do. I should probably be reading a book or something, but whatever. I'd like to turn my brain off and just kind of... Except this show, I can't really turn my brain off because it's very stimulating. I want to watch it. It sounds great. Well, and Kristen's also the type of person that she loves to come in kind of mid-season. I don't love it. Mid-movie. That's just what happens. Then I say, do they love each other? Who's that? I think they love each other.

People make fun of you. Not you specifically, but your type of person. Oh, I know. On social media. I don't do it at like the theater or something. Well, I hope not because you're sitting there watching from the beginning. Right. So anyway. So I'm not that bad. Okay, Severance. Okay. This is like my new obsession. The show is wild. Okay. It's season two and the first season aired like three weeks ago.

three years it took them three years to get to season two because of like strikes and stuff whatever uh but finally came out with season two all right can i tell you the do you know the premise yeah i think so they are one person on the outside and then they have agreed to sever some connection in their brain to where they don't remember their outside life as soon as they step into work and then they're a different person they're outies and they're at work

Yeah, that's funny. They call them outies and innies. Yes. Do you remember the show Lost? Mm-hmm.

This is like... This makes me feel like I felt watching Lost. Like, lots of mystery. Like at the beginning when it was really good. Yeah, whenever it was like, oh my god, why is there... Why is there like a portal down in the center of the earth? Why are there polar bears? Why is there a smoke monster? All these things with Lost. Well, it's like kind of the same thing. And like, there's all kinds of... I'm not going to say anything because I don't want to ruin anything for anybody. But it's... Oh, man. It's so good. And...

I'm like keeping myself from going online and looking at like all the theories because people are way too smart and they like figure it out. They figure things out. That's what I do when I watch it. I figure it out and then I ruin it for you. And then you're mad because I just came in four minutes ago and you've been invested in this thing. This is also the queen of reading the ending of a book before you start it. Can you imagine folks reading? Some people out there can, I'm sure. I'm not the only one.

What's the psychology behind that? Anxiety. Really? That's all it is? Yeah. I need to know where we're going so that I can not be emotionally devastated along the way and stressed out. So you... The suspense is too much. But doesn't it...

Okay, so it's this, you don't, because you already have enough anxiety in your life. Right, I live on that already. Why do you need to watch a suspenseful or read a suspenseful book? So I just want to know, it doesn't have to be a happy ending, whatever. I just want to know what it is. I just want to know where we're headed. See, I can't relate to that because I would immediately lose the motivation to read the book if you knew how it ended. You don't like reading books?

Well, yeah, sure. But like, like, if you already know, like the, the climax, like how it, how many pages are you reading? I don't, yeah, I don't know all the details. I just kind of skim to see like, okay, words like death, dying. Yeah. And is this character still here? You know, stuff like that.

I don't read like the last chapter or something. I'm just skimming, just kind of getting a sense, except for when I Wikipedia it ahead of time. But that's more with movies. So like a book about our life story, an imaginary book that was about everything that's happened with us. Mm hmm.

Would you skip ahead? You'd read the beginning. You'd go to the end. Make sure that she actually does save him. Yeah. From a cardiac arrest. But what if you didn't save me? That's all right. I just need to know. You just need to know. Yeah. That's all it is. It's not like, oh, I'm not going to read this because the dude dies in the end. No. It's just I want to know what I'm in for. I still don't quite get it. It's like the journey. You don't get this the way I don't get why people like horror movies.

Why people want to know how it ends before it starts. Yeah. I don't know. You got me on that one. Those feel like opposite sides of the same coin, though. We are opposites in a lot of ways. Like, I don't want to be scared. I'm already scared. How did we find each other? I don't know. AOL Instant Messenger. We do compliment each other quite well, though. Yeah. And man, I say it every time you mention AOL Instant Messenger. I wish we still had those conversations. I know.

I don't know. What are you going to do? They're probably not as good as we remember. Oh, they're probably not. We'd probably cringe. Oh, yeah. A lot of cringe going on. It'd be fun to show them to our teenager, though. Speak up cringing. What she would do. All right. I've got another update from this week for you. I'm not quite sure how to tell you this. Okay. Love these. Earlier this week, I received a marriage proposal. Mm-hmm.

You're not surprised. Well, go on. Do you want me to tell you who it was? You're like nodding along like, this is normal. Yes. Yes. Well, as some deranged fan, I don't know. Nothing in our life is normal. No, no. So, you know, when I'm doing cataract surgery, it's assessed with cataract surgery. So we give people, we don't put people to sleep. We just put them like under light sedation. So it's like two glasses of wine. Okay.

Okay. Have you ever had a procedure like that where they gave you just a little bit and then maybe dental stuff? Maybe. Yeah, because you weren't put to sleep for like any kind of dental procedures. I've had oral surgery and I was put to sleep for that. Okay. Well, anyway, so people are not supposed to fall asleep, but after two glasses of wine, some people fall asleep. I have a question though. You're doing cataract surgery, so you're taking out their lens. Yes. So can they see anything? No.

Like they still have light sensitivity though. So they can just see like shadows. I know. I'm just curious. Oh, they see, they see lights and colors. It's a, like a psychedelic light show. I have people that are taken back to the time when they were doing LSD. Yeah.

Yeah, like I like they're like it's like jogging memories for people. Yeah. So it's like like a form of. And they've had two glasses of wine essentially. So they tell you all about it. Oh, that's the thing. So I people will will the people that don't try to fall asleep on you. They will sometimes be very quiet. Some people are so nervous. They just don't want to talk. Some people get very talkative. They're telling probably also because they're nervous.

Some of them maybe, but telling jokes, sometimes very inappropriate jokes and everybody in the operating room, we just kind of, you know, we all know what the thing is. You can't, it's hard to hold things against people. You can't really hold things against people unless they're out of control, like abusive, but I've never seen that happen. Most people get kind of happy. And, and so we,

What was I talking about? The marriage proposal. That's right. The marriage proposal. So anyway, I had a patient today. Not today. It was a couple days ago. But...

had her two glasses of wine and was very talkative, talking to me. And as soon as I finished taking out the cataract... So no lens. No lens in the eye. But it doesn't really matter what stage it is. But yeah, no lens in the eye. She doesn't even know. I just wanted to know how clearly she could see you when she proposed. No, you can't. No, she couldn't see me at all. She was getting a psychedelic light show. That's what it is. And I guess all of that together prompted her to say...

will you marry me? Just out of the blue? It was like at the end, she was telling some story and then she's like, I'm just so happy. Will you marry me? Oh my goodness. Poor lady. What do you think about that? Well, jealous. I am. No, I'm not threatened anyway for multiple reasons. Can I also tell you that I've, I've received multiple requests from,

Number one, inquiries about my relationship status. Okay. All right. Good for you. I'm just saying, if ever we were to not be married anymore, I would have a slew of women in their 70s and 80s who would be willing to talk. I bet. Real popular with the grandmas. Yeah.

So I just, I'm just saying. So anyway, um, that was the first marriage proposal I've received. I've never had a marriage proposal, but I do get like a similar situation. Um, when you're doing surgery? Old men at the grocery store. Oh no. Very specific. Oh really? Old men and always at the grocery store. They don't say anything. What they do is. They see you picking out the cucumbers. They lurk. They stare. Yeah. You just get, ladies know. You get the, a vibe. How is it?

Is it like easy? Like, do you like, is it like a, like a spidey sense type of thing? Because it feels threatening. So you're. I'm sure. Does he probably, does he think that he doesn't, that you don't notice him looking at you? Probably. You think that's a common thing with men? Do you think that. That's a good question. Do they think we don't notice or do they just think that they're entitled to it? Or do they think that we should be flattered by it? I don't know. No, I mean.

I don't think you should be flattered by it. No, I'm saying do the men think that? So they're just not ashamed. Oh, like it's flattering to you for me to leer at you. Right.

Well, next time, tell me where the old men are. Is it produce? No, here's the thing. It's never when... You don't like for me to get off on my tangents or my soapboxes, but then you set me up. It's never when you're with me. It's a podcast, everyone. It's never when you're with me. It's never when any man is with me. Because I'm a big imposing guy. Because you're a man. And there's this sense of, oh, she's his. So I'm not going to... They'll respect the man. Right.

but not when I'm alone. How old are we talking about? Like senior citizen? No, not quite. Like late fifties, sixties. Okay. It just, it's a little disappointing because they used to be younger. So really now I just feel like I've gotten old. Do they ever say anything?

Um, occasionally they try to like come up and be friendly and like make a joke, like a, like a really cheesy usually. And I'm just like, Hey, and then we'll go try to leave. You say, I am Lady Glockenfleck. I do not. How dare you? No, this is a soapbox that I'll be getting into later today. When I record with my husband. I will be talking about you on my podcast. What's a podcast? Okay.

I'm sorry you have to deal with that. Yeah. I mean, it's not fine. It's like every time you go. Not necessarily every time. No. But often. It's happened on numerous occasions. Have you ever felt scared for your life? Yeah. Not at the grocery store. No.

That's more in like, for example, one time I was walking from a parking lot into my workplace, which was about a block or two away. And I was it's seven in the morning, mind you, like.

It's not. Those grad school days? No. Maybe it's more like 8 in the morning. Point is, it's first thing in the morning. Everybody's getting to work. It's not like it's the middle of the night or something. So I'm walking along and then there's a part where there's an alley that

But it's not like a creepy alley. It's just like this is a connection between these two streets. And walked it all the time, just fastest way there. And one day there was a truck coming down because it was wide enough to drive through. And a truck was coming down and there was a man in it. I think it was just one man. And he, you know, truck is tall. So I'm very short. And so he's above me, literally. And then he...

like cat called and I so when I'm in those situations what I do is I try to look really angry just grouchy then I've always got like my key between my fingers or something like that so I was putting on like a grouchy face to try to discourage anything and he just goes smile beautiful from his window

As I'm walking to work. Like, it just felt gross and scary. And where he was in relationship to you. Yeah, I mean, he's already... Most men are taller and stronger than me. So that's already...

But you're good at the twisting. Oh, yeah. They don't know what they're trying to. I don't know what they'd be in for. I'm very scrappy. You use torque to your advantage. I will fight so dirty. Nothing is off limits. In the few times I've tried to wrestle you, I can sense that. It's all I've got. I got to tap out sometimes. I'm afraid of how far you'll take it.

Yeah. But listen, this happens to most females. This is not unique. Well, on that note, let's take a break. Okay. While we were on break, you showed me the video of the little baby being Jonathan. Yeah. And just like legit just...

Uh-huh. Just got it down. The Jonathan nod. Because it's like a, it was like a two year, like not even a two year old. I think it's like one year. Yeah. Like 15 months. Yeah. Something like that. And young enough where the kid, it's still at the age where the head's just really heavy. And so it was like a, like he was like slingshotting his head forward to, to, to use momentum from this giant, you know, heavy noggin. I,

I mean, I give it a 10 out of 10. Oh, yeah. I mean, it was a good impression. That was a fantastic head nod. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm very impressed. Yeah. That's awesome. All right. So here's what I have for you. Some rapid fire questions. Okay. So I thought we could do this. Maybe we can learn a thing or two about each other by doing stuff like this. Is that possible anymore? I don't know. I mean, we've been married for 15 years now. Yeah.

Yeah. Yes. 15. And change. Okay. Ready? Rapid fire questions. Get to know your wife edition. You have a long flight and have to choose between window, aisle, or middle seat. Which would you choose? It's a long flight. Long flight. Daytime or nighttime. I could tell this is going to go really well. Am I with my kids or not?

You're by yourself. You're on a long flight. Date into night. Day into night. Day into night. Okay. It's not a red eye. Window. Because I might get sleepy and then I can rest my head. I knew you were going to choose window. Otherwise, if there's no need to sleep during it, then aisle. Okay. You can only watch three movies for the rest of your life. What are those movies? Oof. I can't even think of any movies. All right. Let's do one then. One movie. A movie.

Okay, this is like old. It's going to date me again. Stepmom? Yes. I knew it. It's just a classic from a formative time in my life. Right? Like early teenagehood when that came out. And so it's just a nice comfort movie. Same with My Best Friend's Wedding. Same era. Just one of those that you watched a whole bunch of times and you could memorize the lines and stuff just from how many times you'd seen it. Yeah. So.

So that would, if I have to watch something a bazillion times, I would want it to be something that is like a comfort movie. What happened in Stepmom? Someone became a stepmom? Yes. Julia Roberts became a stepmom. Oh, it's Julia Roberts. To the children of Ed Harris and Susan Sarandon. Oh, my. Some star power here. Yeah, it was good. It was a big movie when it came out. Okay. Oh, and then I guess for a third, I would add...

Contact. Ooh. Because that was also a little bit earlier than those, but also in that really formative time. And it was like such a different movie than anything I'd seen before. That one was cool. You know what? Mine would be Interstellar. Yeah. I love that movie. That's this generation. Same deal as Contact. That's the movie. Both written by Carl Sagan. What? I'm pretty sure. Carl Sagan wrote...

No, maybe he didn't write Interstellar. He didn't. But he did write Contact. Yeah, he did write Contact. Sorry. Okay. All right, good. Good choices, I guess. Stepmom. Sure. Go for it. Okay. Do you put your bills on autopay? Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're totally, you're absolutely an autopay person. 100%. I don't want to think about that. Milk before cereal or cereal before milk? Oh, no. Cereal before milk. Exactly. Right. Who would do it the other way? I don't know. You splash everywhere.

Baniacs. I don't even know how much. How much milk you're going to need. It's like you're. It's such a weird way of thinking because it's like you're thinking in your head, how much milk do I want? Yeah. Because normally it's like how much cereal do I want? How much milk do I want? And then cereal accordingly. I don't get it. It's stupid. I don't like it. I don't like thinking about it.

This is making you cringe. Yeah. Thank you. These producers are great for these questions, by the way. Okay. When you see a store having a sale, do you see it as an opportunity to save money or an opportunity to spend money? Generally save.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Like I would look for something that's like the stuff they're trying to get rid of because it's end of season, you know, and then I would just like store it until next year and then I would have it. Then it's like a surprise twice because you buy it. So you get the dopamine rush of buying it in the first place. And then it just sits there for a year. You forget all about it. And then it comes back out a year later and you're like, I've got a new sweater. Get that dopamine rush again.

Can't relate. I haven't bought clothes for myself in ages. Do you still have clothes from college? Or have we finally gotten through all of them? I have a few things still from college. Well, most of them is like ultimate. Okay, that's fine. Because that's sentimental. Ultimate Frisbee teams I've been on. But I'm talking like clothes you would wear on a daily basis. Oh, no. I do have two dress shirts that I still have from when I interviewed for med schools. Really? Are they expressed? I was in college.

No, they were not. They're like nice. Yeah. But I still have them from med school, those interviews. And I actually just wore one for a keynote like two weeks ago. It's still hanging in there because I don't wear it that often. Right. It's like a special occasion one. Because I remember it being very big when I bought it. Yeah. I probably looked like an idiot going to interviews wearing this thing. Yeah. But it was just a little bit too big of a shirt. Now it's a little tight. Almost too small.

All right. Let's see what else. What's in your travel bag? Everything's in your travel bag. I have... Name it. Which one? I've got compartmentalized... Oh, maybe we should talk about how you... Maybe that's a good question. How do you organize your travel bag? All right. Oh, no. Jesus. What's about to come out? All right. Go for it. Okay. Most of my travel is...

like weekend travel, like a business, you know, there, do your thing, come back. These are rapid fire questions, by the way. Go ahead. Okay. Well, then don't ask me what's in my travel bag. That's not a rapid answer. I'll just shorten it by they're very organized and I have versions for those weekend trips and then versions for longer trips. My travel bag is...

I just throw everything. I get a pair of pants and a shirt. Right. Not even underwear. If it's just one day, I could power through. What are your thoughts on soup? Gross. No. I remember chicken noodle soup. I can eat chicken noodle soup. Yes. That's the only soup I can eat. Ramen?

Is that a soup? I think of that as a pasta. Ramen noodle soup. It's not soup. It's not. Or you don't say soup. You don't say ramen noodle soup. That's chicken noodle soup. You don't say ramen soup? No. You say noodle. I swear, I think the...

I'm sure the real ramen, I'm sure real like Asian dishes are more soup-like. It's pretty soup-like. There's just big things in it. I guess. I don't know. It's a hybrid between pasta and soup. Okay. They're still working on the, what's your go-to karaoke song? Bitch by Meredith Brooks. Okay.

I'm surprised you have one. Yeah. I mean, I need to get myself one. You never went to karaoke. You were always studying. Oh, as if you studied. Oh, yes. Right. Well, no, you were working harder than I was. Yeah, but we still like grad students know how to have fun. Med students just like study. We know how to have fun. It's just that while we have fun, we're making. We're also studying. We're making. We're learning about the Krebs cycle. Let's see. Your co-worker's kid.

Your co-worker's kid comes into the office selling Girl Scout cookies. How do you react? You buy some. No, how do you react? Pretend I'm a Girl Scout selling cookies. How do you react to me? I walk into your office. Okay, say something. Would you like to buy some cookies? Of course. What do you have? See, my first thing that I would say would be, how did you get in here? It's the co-worker's child. Oh, right. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. What do you have? What are the options? I've got, they used to be called Caramel Delights, but because I'm a 39-year-old little girl. I want that cut into a blooper. I'm a 39-year-old little girl. I don't remember the new name for the Caramel Delights. Okay. Samoas. That's what they are. Oh, yeah. That's the most popular. We have Samoas. Yeah.

Thin Mints. Okay. Lemon Drops. And Do-Si-Dos. Okay. Oh, no, we also have... What about those chocolate ones? Oh, Fruity Loos. That is not... I think you're making these up. Yes, I am. Okay. I've been making them up for a while now. Lemon Drops. That's a candy. I'll take two boxes of Samoas, please. You're a Samoas fan. Well, my husband likes them, and so I will get some and bring them to him. You don't like coconut. Did you hear? You're not listening to me, little girl.

Sorry, ma'am. Continue, please. My husband likes them, so I can get some for him. How many does he eat? Two's a lot of boxes. No, it's not. It's just one more than one. How big is your husband? Freakishly large. Really? You would describe me as freakishly large? Freakishly tall. Very gangly. Okay. Kind of cheap, but okay. You can have two boxes of cookies. Okay.

I don't know. You don't want me to buy two from a girl's house? You're here in a nice office. I mean, it seems like you make a lot of money. I'm employed. Oh, I should buy more. Yeah. Okay. Well, what's your goal? What are you going for? I don't know. Okay. Sell me out all of them. I don't think I'll be doing that, but I'd go up to five boxes. I hear your husband loves cookies. All right. I have a lot more scenarios, but we'll save it for next time. Okay.

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