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Love it. All right, we're rolling. Oh, yeah, I can't. We can't even start with singing Elvis. I think you can sing it. You can sing it, but we can't play it. God forbid. I mean, especially Elvis. Oh, no, we'll get shot. Oh, hey, Mr. Zebrowski, you've been served. Who is it? Austin Butler? You ain't nothing but a pound dog. Speaking of getting shot. Oh, yeah, that's because why? Because I'd be in jail? No, the pound. You know, they kill the dogs.

Oh, great. Yeah. We'll start with something else. Immediately to the dog murder. As soon as we start. As soon as we go. Hey. Hey. It's me, Austin Butler. It's your best friend.

Hey, I'm not Elvis. You don't have to stay in character. You've already been nominated for the Oscar. This is me, friend. This is me. Hey there, Bubba. Hey, listen. I just want to tell you something, Ed Larson. Yeah, what? Is that your name? Yeah, it's my name. Oh, that's congrats. You've been served. Served what? Yes. Oh, you're getting sued for copyright infringement. Copyright infringement? Yeah. Oh, I just got you. You just got butlered. Yeah, well, butler, you should have been fatter when you died in that movie. No, they wouldn't let me.

I had to go into, I was doing a movie called Skinniest Man Alive right after that film. But at the same time, I was like, can I talk like Elvis though? And they said, oh, I don't think you can do anything else. I was like, oh, you're right, Bubba.

How did you feel about Priscilla making out with Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun movies? I'm going to tell you the truth. I got as hard as a candy cane. There's something else in there. Somebody else try. I'll tell you what. I'll say the original Elvis Wayne wasn't much of a cook, but Alison Butler, he's a bit of a Dr. Kuckenstein. He enjoys them.

Welcome to Side Stories. By the way, this is your host, Dr. Kuckenstein. Yes. Henry Zebrowski. I'm sitting with the other, my, actually, Dr. Kuckenstein's monster. Roar! Fuck my wife! Quit begging me, Ted Larson. I can't believe they let the monster get married.

They asked him and they rejected because the love couldn't be made. First of all, love can't be born in a lab, even though human meat can. So can bacon. We learned a lot about this right before the show. We talked about this before. Bride of Frankenstein.

She's not even in the movie. Because she knows he's gay. Oh. Frankenstein's monster is canonically gay. Is that true? Yes. I'm saying it right here. Yeah? Yep. Frankenstein's monster is canonically gay. He's a hound dog. Oh, Frankenstein. Mr. Heinrich Frankenstein is ready to fuck.

my friend. He is ready out there. Well, it says here, according to Google AI, of course, there's no explicit statement about Frankenstein's monster sexual orientation and Mary Shelley's novel, but if you see the scene with him and the blind man, the little bit of affection and sexual tension, I would even say, is that it's seen as rife with sexual tension. Now, is it Frankenstein

It's Frankenstein, Frankenstein, or Frankenstein. Is this the Frankenstein Bears? Don't do Mandela Effect with me. You yelled at the Mandela Effect man. Do you remember? I do remember. It was fun. Wait, what does it say? What is the official pronunciation? Frankenstein. Frankenstein. Oh, yeah, see? It's Frankenstein. Frankenstein. Frankenstein, I think it was just a Mel Brooks bit. It's a Mel Brooks thing. I'm pretty certain. So Eddie's back.

He just did his highly invasive first leg of his highly invasive comedy tour. That's the name of it. Invasive species. Not highly invasive. His tour and his comedy is highly invasive. Yes, we check your panties as you walk in the door. But...

You do have to fill out a questionnaire beforehand. You do have to say yes to it beforehand, but that's just because the venues are on top of it. That's right. But we have, before we get into talking about your adventures. I was nice also in, you know, Herney was wonderful. They had a great experience. Oh, it was great. And Huntsville, Herney Von Braun was so happy to be brought out on stage. He's still working on that tight 25. Yeah.

Ernie Von Braun has some choice things to say about the town of Huntsville, and we here at LPN apologize for everything that he said to you, to your faces, about the town that you lived in. But we had a great time, and that was just a blast. But we have so many updates. We have so much bullshit to get to. So let's just jump right in. Number one.

object on the road series, right? So we've covered on side stories of all the types of crimes that go on looked at by the police in this country. We hear at side stories have our fingers inside of the pulse.

of this one style of crime. Objects in the road. Yes. And for those of you who don't, maybe you remember, but I believe that this was in southern... This was in Nebraska. What happened, a rash of objects that were left in the road, one the size of a child's bike, one was a flat screen television. I think one was a child's bike. Pretty certain. Yeah. People would be, they would swerve out of the way in the middle of the night, only to be

confronted by a young man that had been sitting, watching, and waiting, asking to see if they needed help or a ride somewhere. You okay? You okay? You okay? You okay? You want to hang out in my car? You okay? Hang out in my car. And guess what, man? They found him. We thought that for a while, because you remember that he

He called the newspaper. He called the he called, I believe it was First Alert 6. Yeah, I was covering this Bennington outside of Bennington, Nebraska. And he said, please stop covering this in a super awkward way. Now we can actually see his awkward face. And he is exactly as we thought he would be. His name is Spencer. Spencer.

Rademacher. Now, old Spencer Rademacher, he is here. The only way you could look at it, his face, his mugshot is what you'd call cosmically dumb.

He looks like a person that is, yes, he is a bit simple, but also life is unfolding at such a speed that it's coming at him like, you know, when they jump through the time holes and shit like in Star Wars. Yeah. Like everything is moving at a thousand miles an hour to this man. Yeah. It doesn't look like he can't read, but it looks like he chooses not to. I won't read. Yeah. I specifically won't.

And so he, this young man, it seems, he's called the try to get people to stop investigating this crime. It took three months to get this fucking guy. Three months. And they said that they had a, I guess they had...

tags on him. They were following him. He was on a list of suspects. We're not quite certain what was the piece of evidence that brought him in. It might have been himself because again, I don't think Spencer Rademacher is a verbal... What's his name? I don't think he's a Kaiser Soze. No, no, no, no. I don't think he's the mastermind. So he is now... No one died. No one died. Yet. Yet.

Well, now he's in jail. Now he's in jail and people can die in there. We'll see what happens. He might die in there. Yeah. He's just, he does seem strange. He said so, but yes, we'll see. We'll see how he turns out. I wonder if he's going to like put stuff in the hallway of the jail cells. If he does that, honestly, if we can get a word to his lawyer, if he does that, that's how you get out of this.

You keep pressing. Commit to the bit. If you obstruct alleyways in the prison, they're going to know this is just what he does. Yeah. He's like a beaver, but a man. Everywhere he goes, he builds a dam. And it's just because he needs to keep busy. Yeah, he's a beaver, buddy. He's a beaver guy. Yeah.

That's all he is. That's all he is. Yeah, and you can tell because of the tail. And his buck teeth and his doe-like empty eyes. Ah, yes. And his education level. Yes. Ah, yes. He has the same college degrees that one can get as a raccoon. Yeah. But, you know, we can give this story an old... Got him. Got him. And you know who to thank for that. Side stories. Yep. Woo!

Ooh, did it again. Yeah. Caught another fucking criminal there. We will not rest until the streets are clear of bicycles. But then anybody else can travel on those. I don't care what you believe in. Now, that was one update. Another update. We have... I wanted to bring this up the last time is that with the Ghost Adventures...

Oh, yes. Our friend from Ghost Adventures. Your friend. Well, I actually didn't know him very well. Aaron Goodwin, this guy from Ghost Adventures. We now know that his wife planned to whack him. Yeah. I believe her name is... Victoria Goodwin. Victoria Goodwin, but...

But the reason why I wanted to bring this up is that I missed a fact that wasn't covered when the story first broke. First of all, did you see this super sad post Aaron Goodwin did? No. Posting that he's now divorcing her, obviously. Oh, my God. And it's just this emoji. Oh, I fucking, come on. Oh, it's not good. The happy face emoji has been ruined by people 40 and over. It's the happy face emoji with the little hands. Yeah. That he's just saying he's thanking everyone for their love and support.

Why are the hands in the emoji? Hey.

It makes no sense. Don't kill me. I've never seen anyone gesture like that. Don't kill me. That's what that is. Yeah. Please don't kill me. And so his wife, who used to be lovely, now we know she's evil, she was talking to- She might have never been lovely. No, you're right, Eddie. Except those pictures. Yeah, she did look, she had a smile in it and it didn't look too crooked. Well, they did, technically they did the thing that everyone does, which is like, I think people always, even hit,

too hard on the Instagram's just a highlight reel. It's like, yeah,

Of course it is. Yeah. Yeah. No, I don't want to put my sad shit on Instagram. No, you want to see me struggle? Save that for Facebook. Exactly. That's where it's for. That's where emotional problems are. Wow. She's still on there. Yeah. Wow. The wife's still on there. What was the last thing that she just said here? Lions don't concern itself with the opinion of sheep. This was a long time ago. Yes. But that is the way. That's her lifestyle. That's 135 weeks ago. But still, that is the... If you see this, just know this, fellas. If you're married or... And I'm sorry. This is specifically for the fellas. This is specifically for the fellas.

If you're going and you've got a wife or you've got a girlfriend, if she posts...

Any sort of square that just says a lion doesn't concern itself with the opinion of sheep, you're going to get killed. She's coming to fucking kill you. This is not a person that... She's just a lady. This isn't fucking... You know, she's not the fucking... She's not fighting the war. Yeah. She's not fighting Russia. And frankly, I'm sick of all this anti-sheep, you know, rhetoric. Sheep are technically strong. They're wonderful. But they're gullible. Yeah, they are gullible. But, you know, they give us clothes.

We have mutton? Yeah. You can rail the shit out of one if you're lost in a field. Apparently they have lovely vaginas for human penises. Yes. They're very valuable. And we're supposed to treat these animals like shit? And we don't want to be these animals? All right. Now we're in the woods. Now we're like a lost sheep wandering through the bush. She could wish her vagina was like a sheep. This isn't about the sheep. This never was about the sheep. I'm sorry you brought sheep into it.

Such pretty faces. Yeah, I do. I think sheep are angelic creatures. You put lipstick on it, you can kiss them. You can do anything you want to a sheep if you're alone with it. And in the... Horny for sheep. Yeah, in Scotland or if you're a farmer. So Victoria Goodwin was talking to a very specific person.

She was talking to, and the person that she, these texts came back and forth about planning to kill her husband, were with a young man by the name of Grant Amato. Okay. For those of you that are unfamiliar, Grant Amato is...

is a... Looks like Skeletor's kid. He looks like if Skeletor's kid was a bubble boy. Like, he is a... The most... He's allergic to morality. That's what he looks like. Gran Amato is such a piece of shit. So, just for... Just a real quick paraphrasing of his crimes. He was already in jail. He's a famous criminal. He killed most of his family, except for his brother. I believe it was mom, his dad, and his

other brother or his sister he murdered them because he gave the entire family's life savings he put the family in millions of dollars of debt just sending money to an OnlyFans lady oh that if you have this reaction to there's like a whole thing to if you watch it you should watch

the explore with us i think it's on gran tomato yeah it's a great it's a fucked up sad story but this is a guy that this is the last i'll tell you what victoria goodwin this is the last guy you should have been hitting up for advice okay yeah he got caught he got caught it's interesting he's bad with money go after criminals in prison for advice on criminal and being a criminal

They already got caught. I think that she knows that he's enough of a weak-willed human being that maybe that he could figure out something for her. I don't know what she thought, but she started talking to this guy, but he gave a bunch of money to this OnlyFans model, and if you look at...

There's a call in this story in EWU that if you see Grant Amato, it might be on Dreading. There's a whole story of it. The video that people have to see is him talking to the OnlyFans model when he's trying to be like, I have to break up with you. My dad says they're cutting it off and I have to break up with you. And I know I love you. I love you so much. And this woman does the best thing

Oh, no. Sorry, puppy. Like, she's one of five guys that have killed their families just sending her money. She's just, like, looking out a window going, oh.

That sounds bad. Beware the stride. Yeah. Oh, no. Thank you for everything. Yeah, yeah. He's just like, I didn't stop the call. I didn't hang up the call. And so that's just what I wanted to add. The big update really is the fact that Aaron Goodwin is divorcing her. So he's already said, all right, it's enough. It's enough. He still says that he was blindsided.

He just loved his wife. And that is really, really sad. And that's what you really got to be careful for when you are. And I mean this, guys, and a lot of you out there. I saw it in Huntsville. I see in Atlanta every time I go. A lot of us. And I'm proud of you boys are punching outside of your weight. Yeah. You know, a lot of you guys got hotter people than you deserve. And you just have to remember that sometimes. That they'll kill you. They will. Yeah.

And that they're not innocent just because they're cuter than you. And that you need to check in. Yeah. You really need to make sure they a thousand percent love you before you get the life insurance. That's the key. Yes. All right? And also, you know what you do? What? You know what I've been doing now? I'm going to try this when I get my health insurance. Push-ups? No. Sit-ups? No, no, no. Jumping jacks? Nope. No. Wow.

Change the beneficiary every month. Oh, that's nice. Go in, change it to somebody random. Wow. Somebody famous. Just like- Somebody who's got too much money. Just like- Bezos. Just every once in a while, and then just be like, I don't know if you're ready to cash out this month, because right now, if you knock out old Henry Zebrowski, it looks like a certain- George Knapp receives all of this.

So you better be careful. All right. They said they could insure me up to $7,500. Woo! Yeah. So that's all going George Knapp's pocket right now. Oh, my God. This dude looks like a ghost that they hunt. He, yes. Ha, ha, ha! He does. He is, he's Ichabod Lame. Ha!

Hey, all right. Come on, you fucking piece of shit. Idiots. That's Gran Amato. Aaron Goodwin is not. Aaron Goodwin is a fine man. Yeah, I know. Goodwin's cool. And he doesn't deserve that happening to him. Yes. I wish that his wife didn't try to kill him. Me too, except at the same time, I hope that it frees him up to some awesome coochie-coo from some people that feel really bad for him. Has anyone talked to the, like, what channel are they on?

Ghost adventures. Travel. Travel channels. Anyone talk to the executives of travel channels? See if they orchestrated this whole thing? No one's have... No, no, no, no. They're not trying to make a ghost...

For their show? Eddie, that only makes the show more expensive. That's the last thing I want to do. What, to kill this man? To Zach Bagans. And then Zach could hunt his friend? If Aaron Goodwin died. Talk about a ghost adventure. Yes, but you don't think that Zach Bagans is going to be like, oh, sure. Yeah, you can pay me my standard $25,000 per episode. I doubt that that's... It's probably way more. He's like, but if you pay me $75,000, I get you the two. Okay.

The whole damn thing. He's just like holding out. Oh, Zach Bacon's with everybody's best friend, Matt Rife. Oh, great. That's what I want to see. Oh, the ghost of talent. That's what they're investigating. Fly from your grave.

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is, it seems... Can I ask one more question about the last thing? I'm sorry to interrupt. No. Is the guy, D'Amato, is he going to get in trouble? Amato. Amato, is he going to get in trouble? Are they going to extend his sentence? I have no idea. He's in for three consecutive... He's in there for three consecutive life sentences. So it doesn't even matter. He's just there. Yeah. I think that he thought, because I think some places you can get a conjugal visit.

There are certain places you can maybe get one. You can swing one. I don't know if that's happening anymore after what happened this week. But death row, they do that quite a bit. Sometimes they do that. They allow you to do it. We talked a little bit about we want to talk about this, but also, you know, congrats on the state of Idaho getting their firing squad back. Oh, yeah. Idaho's going full firing squad. But the but I do found it when I found interesting about that story was the fact that they still have to build fire.

The facility for it? Yeah, $750,000 to build a room with bulletproof walls, I guess. But I feel like, or is there not enough land in Idaho? How cool would it be? They should do it with a potato gun. Dude. Dude.

Think about this. You go into a room. You get to choose the guns. Oh. Right? So what you do is, I think that's what it is. The first things you walk in, you have to rent the gun. You have to go to the gun kiosk where you go and you rent the gun for the afternoon. And then you go into the other room and then I think there is a cocktail hour.

And then they have the, then he's presented. Then they do the service. The cocktail hour is when they do the lethal injection. But they were saying that apparently lethal injection was not, uh,

It was no longer considered a viable option because they've been having so many problems with it. The last guy... Yeah, they're having trouble sourcing the drugs. It's just not only just sourcing the drugs, but also apparently they believe that it's more cruel and inhumane. Well, yeah, because the drugs were being made by people who don't make actual drugs for humans. They're being made by people who make like Windex and shit. Well, it's...

Also, the main issue was that they were discovering that the people were suffering quite a bit before they died. And also that people that were administering the lethal injections were fucking up quite a bit. Like one guy, they said, apparently took eight doses.

to try to find the right vein and all this stuff. And then he's getting, they like paralyze you first. So you're sitting there all paralyzed, but you can still experience everything. And then you're obviously going to be experiencing a great deal of pain. And so that's the reason why they're saying, oh, but a firing squad is so much more, like it's more humane. And you die instantly, quote unquote, but you still got the...

You're gonna put the blindfold on, you gotta smoke a cigarette, you got the guy there. I don't know if they do the thing where everybody, like, one guy has a bullet and

See, I feel like I don't want to smoke a cigarette. I want to smoke a turkey. Fuck yeah, dude. Take some time. You shouldn't have fried a turkey. Super dangerous. You don't want to get any water in there. You got to be really careful. I prefer to be shot to death with a super soaker. Whenever, you know, I end up murdering you in Idaho, I hope they give me the firing squad instead of, you know, lethal injection. Why? Because I think the firing squad's way more humane. Or why am I going to murder you?

Probably because of my ever-traveling health, life insurance, beneficiary status. You never know. You don't know. You have to wait. I got to get a guy in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And find out when it goes to you. Oh, simultaneous fire. South Carolina execution in South Carolina's recent firing squad. Yeah, three shooters fired live rounds. Okay.

Wow. Yeah. Is it true that one person has a blank? No, that's what they're saying is that they got three people with bullets so you just get shot in the head. So there isn't like, but then there are four people and one person has a blank and so they don't know, no one knows if they were the one who actually killed him. I think that guy just gets, I think he gets to pop a champagne bottle. Yeah. And the other three just shoot the guy and they just go, yeah, we never get to do

this. Hell yeah. Yeah. What kind of gun would you like to be killed with? AK-47. Hell yeah. Shred my fucking corpse. If you want me fucking dead, you need to kill every fucking inch of me. The head's not enough. Shoot me dick first. Yeah, they use a .30 caliber rifle. Yep. So they really blow you up there. But, you know, we don't believe in the death penalty here. No, no.

But it might be happening. It is. It might happen to Chad Daybell. Seems like it. Don't like him anyway. But I would fight for you, Chad Daybell, to sit your fat, dumpy, pale ass in jail for the rest of your shit-filled life. Because nothing would make me happier than seeing you get beat to death on the pickleball court, just like that almost happened to Scott Peterson.

Really? That's just like, I don't even want to get into that. But Scott Peterson got into a huge fight on a pickleball court in jail. Yeah. Which is also, I can't even imagine. Just pickleball in jail? Pickleball? Can you imagine? He reached jail? Dude. How has it gotten that popular? I've never even seen it. Dude, do you think they do MS-13 versus Aryan Nation? What?

Like, do you think that they do full-on, like, Nation of Islam versus... I missed the longest yard. Is there a Jewish jail gang? Oh, yeah, but they're in the white collar. I mean, it's like, God, yeah, yeah. They said that his pickleball style was annoying. Interesting. Yeah, I mean, I could only imagine.

Yeah. So fucking funny. And there was the guy who murdered his wife during a conjugal visit recently, too. It does happen. Yeah. No, no, it happens. I don't know. I feel like conjugal visits might be on their way out. I think that they are heavily monitored and they are very rare. It used to be, especially in the California penal system, they viewed it as essential to a death row inmate stay. Yeah. And so it was viewed as they used to get 48 hour to 72 hour stay-ins where someone would come in and stay because California used to actually...

not believe in the concept of like the most extreme prison natures, even though we had Alcatraz, San Quentin, we had all the bad ones, but it's still like, you know, LA, we kind of cared for a little bit. Almost. Almost. So we got some real, oh, one last update. I know you guys have been waiting. We had a lot of updates today, but the one last update, I know you guys have been waiting on how this news is going to turn out.

They got the earrings back. Oh. So the man that ate. So they went through and he's alive? Yep. And he shit him out? $770,000 pair of earrings from Tiffany's. He swallowed them after fooling them. He told them he was a member of a basketball team. He got in there. He ran away with the earrings and swallowed them. This man has been...

handcuffed to a gurney in a hospital for two weeks. This is completely real. And they have been, apparently what I learned, I got a great email from a nurse that says, essentially, if it gets past your esophagus,

It's going to come out of you. Oh. So if it gets past your, that's the real bad part is your throat and your esophagus. But if it can get to your stomach, it can largely come out of you. Wow. So what they basically. It gets surrounded by shit probably. Essentially. Yeah. And so they have to, so they apparently when we heard about this, it had already passed through his esophagus and it has been sitting in his stomach waiting for it to come through his intestines. And it just did.

Poo Poo Monday. They all knew that Poo Poo Monday was coming and they got him and they sat with a bucket. It's amazing it took so long. Yeah. I mean, it's thick. Yeah. But it came out.

And you know what? Good for them getting it back, but we really need to know how much are the earrings now? They, according to their sources, they've been cleaned and put back into circulation. Oh, so they're not even going to let people know? So if you shop at Tiffany's, you might be buying poo-poo earrings without you even knowing it. And I think what the key is here is hold these people's feet to the fire. Yeah. If you go into Tiffany's to get anything...

How do I know? How do I know this isn't covered in shit? Exactly. That's your new way to get a discount at Tiffany's. Yeah, just start screaming it right when you walk in the door. How do I know this stuff isn't covered in shit? I want the shitty earrings. I want the ones with shit on them. Yeah, I want to see. I thought one almost killed a thief. Yeah. I want the ones that tried to kill a thief. You know, at Best Buy, you can make an offer on a floor model.

You can. You know? And honestly, I will say it. A lot of the managers are really even being appreciated being called a floor model. And that's why it's really important to don't lowball them, though, because you come for the manager, you best not miss. How much for you? I suck for free. I suck and I fuck you, huh? I suck and fuck. You be wife, huh? Actually, sir, no thanks. I'm a pass.

I need a little flirt. You've got shitty earrings, Tiffany's. We all know it. Now we have to get to the main stories. Isn't Melania banging someone at Tiffany's? Melania is a... She's a Russian and Mossad spy that probably has her vagina... I believe her vagina is sewn shut. So I don't think she has sex with anyone. Tiffany Trump is who you're thinking. No. Okay.

Well, there was the Tiffany's at Trump Tower, and apparently it was rumored that she was banging one of the security guards there. There's no way. Bet. Maybe. Yeah. Probably. Yeah. I like those rumors. Yeah, sure. I mean, she's undeniably a beautiful, evil woman. All right. We got some good ones here. All right. So which one are we starting with? Well, we have a Fritzl-ish situation. Now, it's a little bit Fritzl. You know...

Ladies don't do enough crime. It's nice to see someone do such a specifically male crime. Yeah. Well, we had a, you know, we started the show with a lady crime. We did. We did. But this is some real ass. I want to say this lady is the fucking real ass, bro.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Really cool woman. This story is horrific. Horrifying. This story is horrifying. Comes out of Connecticut. This is one of those stories that was just absolutely plastered all over my life when it came out because this is a, we do have, I'd say, a mild fascination with this style of horrific crime. This is Kimberly Sutherland. I mean, it's the whole point of the show. It is, yep.

Yep, it's everything I live for. Kimberly Sullivan, 56 years fun. She looks like an evil clown porcelain doll.

She, it seems, has... I don't know about a porcelain doll. She just is looking just... She is frightening. She looks like a mannequin in a fire. Now, it seems that she has kept her... Yeah, she does. Holding her stepson captive for over 20 years. Yes. Now, what we know about this is that the son that was kept captive, who was 20-plus years old, he...

set fire to the house to try and get rescued. So now we know this. So the way the story starts is that Kimberly Sullivan called the police. If you watch Law and Crime, it's got a good breakdown on it. And she calls the police saying, she goes, 911, there's a fire in my house. Help me, my stepson's stuck inside. They come. She's outside of the house.

Completely made up. It's really like a wild scene. She's got like a fancy robe on and she's got a full face of makeup and she's holding a dog. She's holding a very fancy dog. And she's like, they're like, is anybody else in the house? She's like, my stepson. My stepson's in there. You see her get carried away, right? You then see... So accurate. My stepson!

You saw the slightest sliver of what the sun looked like. So the reason why this is so fucked up is that when the young man comes out, you know, maybe not, I guess not much younger than us, but he is, he was five foot nine. He's five, 20 years younger than us. Well, he's like over 20. He's over 20. Okay. Okay.

He is 5'9", 68 pounds. Terrifying. And when you see him, there's a little tiny shot of him being pushed into an ambulance. And he's frightening looking. He's apparently tortured. 68 pounds is small for anybody. Yes. He was bound.

His teeth were rotting out of his mouth. He said he couldn't eat without his teeth breaking and falling out. He said that he had gotten to the point where he was eating whatever he could find. Kimberly Sutherland had other two healthy daughters. Yeah. Now, this was her stepson. So there's some talk about whether or not this had to do with the father, his biological father that lived with them up to about a year before. And the father ditched the kid? No, father's dead. Father died. Oh, okay. All of this was happening.

while the father lived at the house. The woman, now Kimberly Sullivan, is now countering her son's claims. Her son is basically like, they tortured me, starved me, beat me,

He subjugated me to all forms of psychological torments. The fact that I was told that I could not leave. They physically bound me to a bed. They locked a room. He had to defecate into buckets and to diapers, diapers that he wore. He also he said that the only way he was allowed to know what was going on was that he could listen to the local. I believe it was a local hockey team on the radio.

So that's the only way he knew what year it was? Now, there's a lot of people, because Kimberly Sutherland... So he was forced to listen to hockey? Right. Oh, I know, y'all!

Talk about fucking torture. So bad. But Kimberly Sullivan is, I do believe that it's going to come out as all real, but she is already countering. He's 68 pounds. How could it not be real? This woman is saying, you know. Hey, he could have left at any time. He was old enough and he used to go on errands and he used to do stuff. She also posted the $300,000 bail.

So she's filthy rich? Well, yes. But she said to the police that we didn't have money to feed him. We didn't have anything. And it was like, that was all horseshit. She then also basically is intimating that this is coming either from the dead husband that died a year ago or that he was such a dangerous person, her bound son, that he had to be shut up.

He had to be. Well, then you get the cops involved through that danger. But this is what she's saying is that you would no one would take my car seriously because there was a there was a welfare check.

I think it was in 2012, there was a welfare check. That's a long time ago. Yeah. And the cops were like, it's fine. Yeah. But that's, you know, 12 years ago now. But that was when he was pulled out of school forever. 13 years ago. 13 years ago. That's when he was supposed to, even then he was in school. Yeah. But he kept coming to school, stealing other people's food, filthy, reeking. Trying to survive. Yes. Yes.

Because anytime you hear that, remember that. Is that every single time you, if you ever hear a kid or anybody in these scenarios talk about stealing food, it's because they're not eating. And Kimberly Sullivan, they, and you see this, I've seen so much of this. I feel like no one should ever get in trouble for stealing food. No. And same thing with me. I actually really do believe that that's like my one, because you know, I love my

my body cam footage. That's the stuff that really bums me out. This stuff I really can't stand is the anything involving food shoplifting. Yeah. It's like, it's food. You have to just do something. Give it to him. Just fucking somebody buy it for him. All right. They're obviously, you're not doing this because it's fun. Sometimes I are and that's different, but that's, you're going to be a crazy person. What's the weight limit on food shoplifting? To, I say, weight limit? Straight up?

225. I was going to say, I said 230. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they have the scales in front. Yeah. I've been giant and starving. Sure. And I have stolen food at 250. As I have. I did as well. I stole. Man, does that mean I'm committing myself here? Yep.

I've just called the police. What? No! Hey there, hey. Hey, it's me. It's me, Sergeant Austin Butler. Hey. Hey, hey. They gave you a fake badge, too. Yeah, they did. Yeah. I just had to ask for it and give them $5,000. Yeah, I'm a police officer. I'm going to have to arrest you for food rape. You have a suspicious mind. Yeah, yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. That's how I know. That's how I know the criminal nature.

So this woman is... I think that she's going to be... I think that we're obviously... More information is going to come out about this. We are going to know... Because...

Why didn't he leave? Because he was tied to the bed. Yes. And also, why didn't he? Because she was starving him. He was physically unable to leave. So I think that's going to come out. If you try to run at 68 pounds and 5'9", your fucking bones are going to crumple. And the only thing that really even convinces me, which is why I like watching the body cam footage, is really the stuff that convinces me is you can barely see the sun.

get pulled into the ambulance, but you see the cop's face as he turns away from the ambulance going, what the

Like, you just see this, like, Jesus Christ. Because it was a full-grown man that was built like a ventriloquist dummy. And so it's, like, not good. So she's, like, we're going to say, but she's quite the looker, huh? No. Look at her. Look at them. Look, she's got her full face of makeup on. What is going on with you? Look at her. No, I'm not saying she's attractive. I'm just saying she really, like, she was really ready for her spotlight. No. And she's got a very expensive lawyer. She looks like she's been taxidermied.

It's that very intense blue eyeliner that is the most haunting. And her skull-like cheekbones. My mother would make a better funeral. Hey, those are experts. Those are experts doing that. That's why they look good at it.

All right, that's one story. All right. Here's another story. The biggest story. Dude! I can't believe we didn't start with this. It's because it's all happened while we were gone. Yeah. The movie, The Thing, is currently happening. A version of it. Yes, it's in Antarctica. It's scary because there's no aliens. Well, we don't know. Yeah, we do. So there is a group of...

of South African scientists. Literally, the day the astronauts get back, this happens. Dude, they are, these guys are fucked. So these guys are in, apparently, they're in a part of Antarctica. They are on some, I forget what exactly it is they're doing. They're on a cliff face.

And they are in a part of Antarctica that is about to enter into their, I guess, the overwinter season. Yeah, because their winter is our summer. Yes. And that is extremely, obviously, intense. Negative 58 degrees Fahrenheit. Yes. And I think at that level, it's like planes can't even fly. It's like instant death when you walk outside. So they are unreachable for 10 months.

During this time period. Now, this is at the Sene for an Arctic base. It's cut off because of the winter weather. They got an email sent to the South African government saying one of our team members has gone insane. Yeah. And so they are stuck up there and they're starting to say that this one of the scientists, they have a name to got into the leader's face. There was a physical altercation.

This person is getting their behavior, according to them, is becoming increasingly egregious. Yeah. People are starting to say that he is threatening sexual assault, physical assault. Oh, he's threatening. I thought he did it. I don't know. This is one of those where it seems to be it's getting really bad there. And there's no way to know if he's if because it's so, you know, they don't really say who it is in all the accusations. Do we know if the person they're accusing is a man or a woman? No idea. No idea.

Interesting. No idea. I think that it's, I'm going to unfortunately say. I'm going to guess it's a man. I'm going to guess it's a man. Because it's 99% usually a man, even though we've covered two ladies' stories today. We did. We did. Yeah, but no, this story is obviously developing. We looked up for any form of updates, and it is, we are not there yet. Yeah, the closest place that they can go to is 186 miles away.

And you ain't going nowhere in negative 58. No. I'll tell you that much. No. And then South Africa's environment minister, Dion George, he said he's going to personally speak to the team members. He's going to figure it out for himself. Oh, thanks. Thanks. Because we all know the government in South Africa is right on the money. You know what fixes stuff, Eddie? You know what always fixes stuff? A Zoom.

Yeah. That's it. That's all you need. Boom. Like as he's going there and then you see that like he pulls up the zoom and, and the guy sitting there with like the two, like he's pulled out his own eyeballs and it's got like gauze wrapped around it. And he's like, all I see is pain. All we know is hell. And he's going to be like, so, uh, so you guys are going to get wrapped up. Yeah.

But they're stuck there for almost a year, right? Yeah, I guess. Yeah, 10 months. 10 more months. Oh, yeah. They're going to be there. And then so until anyone's even going to get to them. So maybe do they overpower this person? How do you do it? I don't know. Is there a gun there? There has to be a gun. There must be. As professional explorer Alan Chambers explains the harsh reality, from a psychological perspective, it's a very, very lonely place.

There's very little interaction with humans or animals. So if you're in a camp or a research center, you're with those people for six months, if not a year. I remember when I first had sex with a man. And what I think it does from a psychological point of view is that everything becomes heightened. It's all white. There's no color, no noise, nothing you could see as normal. So everybody's behavior, including your own, gets magnified. And little things become big things.

Like my little penis. It's so big. It's so strong. So big. And so apparently, we just don't know. Wow. South African government, they also oversaw a base on Marion Island where an unstable team member in 2017 also destroyed their room with an axe and attacked a colleague with a frying pan. Yes. Yes.

Which, you know, that could have been a bacon-based crime. Oh, we never know. And there's no real predators there. The polar bears obviously are only in the north and not in the south. And so this is like they got nothing to really worry about as far as animals coming after them. But don't worry. The guys from the South African government are saying they don't think that anyone involved in the Santa Fe emails has dangerous intentions.

But in the event that we need to do an urgent intervention, he says, we can send people from the Norwegian and Germany base. They might send personnel. And they're 200 miles away. Yeah. If they decide to even go, why would they go? Oh, if they said that everybody's dying over there, why would they put their lives in risk? It seems like because in the end, it's one for all for one and all for one for all. You know, there's no government in Antarctica. Yeah.

That's right. There's no police force to come and check on it. It's not a country. No. It's a continent. We're penguins of the police. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, there ain't nothing out there, buddy. Yeah, there's nothing. And it's running kind of like maritime law-ish kind of thing. No, it's... I think that they will be held accountable

to the same laws of the state by which they live. The Antarctic Treaty System is basically what they do. And there's, I think, a bunch of countries signed a treaty in 1959

in order to 56 countries basically got together and said we will help make sure there's law here. You know who's not going to appreciate that? The Kraken. Because as a matter of fact he's law there. If anything lives there, it's the Kraken. It has to be the Kraken.

That's the only thing that would be there. So even he's going to be like, white people crazy. That's like the first thing he says. These white people crazy. Trying to come up here, man. This is Squid's house. You want to come to Squid's house? Whatever you want. All right. So that's the story. It's going to be developing. I can't believe, again, it happened while we were coming. We're not going to know what happened for months probably. Nope. And I'm not saying that I want this to happen, but for the sake of our show, we're going

It would be really cool when they get there if they were all dead. But I think that's not fun. It's not good. I don't want that to be so. Even though you just said that. No, I want it to be a boring result. I want them all to be. Do we know what they're even doing up there? I think that they're trying to see if you can yo-yo on the other side of the planet. Does yo-yo go up? I think that's what they're like. Day one. Yo-yo continues to go down.

Day two, despite intervention, yo-yo goes down. Day three, Dr. Malenka's going to kill me in my sleep. Yo-yo went down.

So fucking, I don't know. Oh, who was it? Oh, that was a bit. We'll get back into this next week when hopefully we have maybe more information. Yeah. I mean, who knows? I don't think we will have more information. I honestly doubt that. Because it's made international news at this point. Yeah. Person ain't letting anyone, if they are going crazy and they are running this shit and they're not letting anyone send an email. Well, it sounds like they attacked the leader. And I just wonder if they do the same thing that we do on a flight.

You know, like the flight attendants are trained to tape you to the chair. Yeah. So I wonder if they do something like that. I've seen a flight attendant hold somebody down for the duration of a flight. That was crazy. I couldn't believe how strong they were. That's intense. Flight attendants get like that mom strength early. Yeah. They get gripper strength. Yeah.

And it was a man holding down a woman, but man, that was crazy. She just started at one point in the flight. She showed up hammered. I saw her like getting really drunk at the, at the, there's just no reason for it. Yeah. I mean, you can get a little, you can have a couple, but you know, don't get blackout for when you're in the craziest situation. Be a normal person. Yeah. I need to have two drinks in an airport. Yeah.

But otherwise. They'll let you on a plane fucking soused, man. They're not supposed to. I know, but they do. I feel like on a bus, it's harder to get on soused. I think only because on a bus, people do get fucking beheaded. Yeah. And it's a bit difficult. Whoa, there's a bunch of these. All right. So this is. Oh, so good work, Rob. So SANAE's four's reason for existence is to provide a permanent year-round base for scientists undertaking research projects under the auspice. Well, they're still not saying what it is.

Oh, it's just about oceanography, biology, and yo-yo sciences. Yeah. Oh, wow, I didn't know that. Well, great. At least I was correct. But we hope that they come home safe, no matter how good it is for the show. So we are going to reach out to them. Live from North Bay.

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Do it. All right, what do we got? What's next? Man killed his stepdad with atomic wedgie. Well, the only reason why... Gets 30 years in prison. This is the dumb story of the week. The only reason why we even brought this up is because a lot of people... Pot of Watomi. Pot of Watomi. A lot of people sent this in. And what a silly title, right? Yeah. Marine veteran...

kills his stepfather with an atomic wedgie. We love it. Yeah. Everybody likes to see it. That's that. And that is the headline in military.com. Yes. So a guy named Bradley Davis, he got into an altercation. So they're, they all talk about this. He, his father was a 58, his stepfather, 58 year old Denver Lee, St. Claire. Um,

And they said, which I also think it's I like how they put this. He said their their altercation ended with Davis pulling his stepfather's underwear up over the man's head. A combative known as the atomic wedgie.

Unfortunately, the move would kill Sinclair. And so it seems like he said to all of this stuff, the guy came forward. He was like, I was just messing with him. Yeah. He was like, I was messing with him. I thought it was like funny. And I had no idea that the underwear would choke him. That's what he said. The underwear went over his face, underneath his face and under his chin and choked him to death.

And they said they were talking. St. Clair began insulting Davis's mother. He called the stepfather a bully. They had a bit of a fight back and forth. And then he said that he pulled the underwear over his head. They took a picture. They thought it was going to be funny. And then they had all the stuff. And then if they really looked at it, you actually could see that he was beaten to death. Yeah. The father was beaten to death.

And the atomic wedgie seemed to be the coup de grace that finally did end his life, but it was way more of a finish him.

Yeah. It was a fatality. He claimed self-defense. He did. But I don't think you can kill somebody with an atomic wedgie and claim self-defense. I think that that can only be done in sophomore year of high school. Yeah. I don't know if it can be done as an adult. Because again, the atomic wedgies just get more serious. And also, that's probably one of the worst parts about atomic wedgies is the mutually assured destruction. He ended up pleading guilty to first degree manslaughter. Yeah.

So, no. Yeah, so he's going to jail. But again, people were joking about the atomic wedgie part of it, but mostly it was about him beating a man to death. It really was. But I've never done, I've never really been wedgied.

You've never been wedgied? No. Well, we'll fix that. Leave my balls alone. No, it won't be me. It'll probably happen at the meet and greet. Yeah, I know. When's the last time you got wedgied? I think I got wedgied in high school at some point. Yeah. We used to fucking beat each other up all the time. You roughed house with boys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The worst thing I ever did this home was I found a cup on the floor of the locker room and I put it in some kid's mouth. Disgusting.

Yeah, but he wasn't nice. Hey, sometimes you gotta give a guy mercy. Yeah, but we all become better people over time. Still, of course. You have to be. Because if not, you just become worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse. Yeah. Well, you know, I mean, the thing is, like, this guy, I'm not sticking up for the guy who killed his stepdad. Yeah. But the stepdad's being horrible to his mom. Yeah, of course. And he's

from the military, you would expect him to pop off. To pop off and beat the fucking shit out of him. You know, I mean, I wouldn't...

Was he a Marine? He was a Marine. Yeah, I mean, you don't fuck with a Marine's mom. You don't normally say that a Marine's mother's a whore. Yeah. Because it will, sometimes, it leads to a bad result. Yeah. People get really upset. I think that this is more of a cautionary tale to remind all of us how fragile this life is. And that if you get into a physical fight, you could fucking kill somebody.

They also say that he staged the crime scene to make it more like an equal brawl. That's what he did. Is that essentially... No, it was bad. He murdered the man and gave himself a wedgie. What did he do? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He gave himself... I think probably turned over some coffee tables, maybe hit his head against the wall or something. I don't know. That's me guessing. Oh, yes. I think that they just tried to make it look like it could have been a silly thing that went out of control. Yeah. Yeah.

But it wasn't. Taking the pictures while he dies, that's really probably the seal of the deal. Yeah, Roman was pretty upset with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but hey, don't say anything about his mother. No. Right? They'll know that in jail, won't they? Don't insult his mother because this man is going to go full court press and he's going to kill you with your underwear. Yeah. That's what you can still get in jail.

Yo, underwear. You can still, oh yeah. You still get atomic wedgie to death? I think that there is a, there's a character that I believe that Marcus is going to play in his stream mandate tonight. Oh, okay. That is one of the most vile men I've seen in a minute. And what he is is this guy that used to serve time in maximum security jail. And for those of you that don't see the scene, won't see the stream, you should though, because these are going to be cut out.

is this man talks about the first time I got a piece of that booty in jail. Oh, yes. I know this guy. Man spread his cheeks and I made it one push in, two push. It was so juicy. I just fucking shot my jacket. I ejaculated. This man's rough. Yeah. So they just don't. Oh, these guys don't meet.

Because that guy loves underwear and the other guy loves butt. Well, I think, doesn't the guy love butt? Isn't he free? I don't know, but it sounds like the way he talks about jail, he wants to go back. He is very, very excited. Got wet. Just looking at it. Oh, hey there. You're starting to disgust me. Now listen, hey, listen. I think two men is fine for two men to be together, okay? You just have to remember that everybody's consensual, okay? This is me, sexual health officer. Awesome, butler.

You know what I love about this military.com article about the whole thing? What? It's just a whole article about how this atomic wedgie, you know, and everything went wrong. And then right at the bottom, want to learn more about military life? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to sign up for the military? Whether you're thinking of joining the military or looking for post-military careers, we're keeping up with the military life and benefits. Military.com has you covered. You're right.

Really quick. All right. So before we get to, I don't have many letters that I even want to talk about necessarily, but I did have some extra stuff here. Like we had a whole section about only fans models that have really run into quite a bit of trouble.

This stuff is very interesting. It all kind of happened over the weekend. OnlyFans is popping off lately. It's just been, obviously, I think that newspapers like to report upon it. It's a good title. I also think that it always serves. Think about from the Black Dahlia days. The idea that these people making these choices have horrible things happen to them.

of them. And so the newspaper loves... It's supposed to be the safest way. You do it at home by yourself. But it's just, it's humankind. It is unpredictable at best and not nice at most. Now, this first one was this story is about Michaela Brashe Rylersdom.

She's being charged with murder if she was paid $11,000 by a 55-year-old man, Michael Dale, for a BDSM asphyxiation scene. Now, she went in the room. Her and her husband run this OnlyFans site together. She's done this a couple of times. The man paid her up for $11,000, quite a significant amount of money. He said he wants to do this extreme BDSM scenario where he is fully wrapped in duct tape and

And saran wrap. Okay. And then he has shoes glued to the outside of the saran wrap to his feet. Okay. And then she would manipulate his body sexually. What's the point of the shoes?

This again? Fashion. Yeah. It's just about feeling good, feeling sexy. This is what this guy wants. Are they J's? No, they're heels. They're high heels. Oh, okay. Absolutely. So he went through this process. Apparently, it went, quote unquote, as planned for about eight minutes. And then the man struggled, would seem to be with pleasure, then with frightening excitement.

I guess you can't have a safe word if you're surrounded by duct tape by the mouth and your saran wraps. We're going to talk about this. So then when she noticed he stopped moving, she was like, oh no.

The man was dead. Now, I will say, if you're agreeing to do these BDSM things, and I'm not even blaming, like, the dude is what this guy wanted. He asked for a version of this. He asked for the not permanent version. And then this lady went ahead to try to do it. Now, I feel like this is where we might just need one little caveat here that I just want to say as a,

This is a gray area of the law. Oh, sure. But she's going to get... She's getting nominated. I believe it's for manslaughter. Nominated for manslaughter. Nominated for manslaughter of the year. Sorry, it's award season. It's the only mans murder of the year. But the...

Poke holes in it. Yeah. If you ever are doubting. At least in the nostril area. Just poke holes in it. And no matter what that guy says, right? Yes. It'll still be hard to breathe. He's going to be like, don't tell me. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. I think what's important, though, is for you as the professional in the room to be like, no, you horny little fuck face. No. No.

Because you're already dominant. Yeah. I'm poking holes in here. Because you're not going to like not being able... Or you got to really keep an eagle eye on there. Or you got to keep an eagle eye. I'm blaming the woman only because her ignorance of the situation... It was her first time doing it. Yes. And that is a very... That's a big build up. This is not just getting spanked. This is not just getting whipped. This is not just... It's not even just...

Stepping on balls. No, it is an ornate scenario. Everyone knows plastic over the face equals death. Yes, unless you're doing it for fun as a kid. Because that's what everybody likes. You never did that? No, I never put bags over my head as a child. Jackie and I used to put bags over our head to go...

Yeah, well, I don't think that's a good idea for any children listening. An 11-year-old who listens to our show came to one of my shows this weekend. That's not good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 11? Yes. What's an 11 listen to podcasts for? I don't know. I don't know. By the way, you rock, Enzo. Yeah, I love you, Enzo, but I mean, you shouldn't be listening to podcasts. No, I don't know. You should be playing ball. Yeah, well, you know, he's like fun, but I'm just saying, please don't put bags over your head.

I'm just saying, if you want to have fun and you're responsible, it's how you can do it. We used to choke each other. That's different. That's different. But this lady was in a lot of problems, and then there was another lady that, like, this is all sad, but yeah, when in doubt, poke a hole in it.

Except for a condom. Always keep those in tire. Yeah. But another lady was found. Well, I mean, hold on. I'm not done talking about this. This is still, I want to stay on this for two seconds. She got charged with second degree murder. Yes. Do you really feel like this is murder? No.

I don't think she chose to kill this man. Well, I think that that's... She was already paid. What's the motive? Second-degree murder is, I believe, is basically manslaughter, which is what this is. Okay. She has murdered him by ignorance. Yes. She has murdered him by ignorance. Unfortunately...

She damned herself when she put the tape and stuff over his nose and mouth. No matter what it was he was asking for, it sadly was in her purview to say no. If you help someone with assisted suicide, what is that? Murder. That's second degree murder? Yes. Still. Yeah. Depending on, that can go up to first degree murder. Yeah. I believe. Wow.

It can go, I believe. But that is one of those, yeah, it makes total sense that she was charged with second degree murder because, yes, it's the word. It's just, but also remember that that's just the name of the crime versus the, like, what it is. So it's just like, that's homicide. Essentially, you just say that's from the police, that's homicide in the judicial system. They call it murder. I feel like, yes, she needs to face some sort of responsibility for what happened here because obviously they were very irresponsible at the very least.

But I don't know, murder? It's what it is. He died. And she had eight minutes to rip it off of his face. Yeah. The same thing with the Sarah Boone case with Suitcase, the man and the boyfriend in the suitcase. You're right, you're right. Where the whole thing hinged on...

So you either... She was like laughing at his ass and filming it. That's a little more sinister to me. The only thing that... But we don't know what would happen if she didn't film herself. Because she told the police that she did not understand what level of distress he was under. And that she was just...

out of her own ignorance that's why like she should have taken the plea in the first place that's why they were begging her to take the plea because she would have gotten 13 years for manslaughter by copping to it she decided to go all the way technically that is what damned her but it was also her filming the video if it was just her story it might have been extremely difficult to prove how well she knew i wonder what because this this incident happened on only fans

She was filming it. She filmed it. There is video of it. Yeah. What were the people watching it saying? I think that it was for him. Oh, okay. It wasn't like a live stream. No, I believe that she was filming. 11 grand, you get your own video. Yes. Customs. You get your custom video. Okay, all right. I believe that is for him. Okay. And I imagine the 11K is also for the risk that you're incurring. Yeah. Because it's really intense. Absolutely. Not as intense as a Dubai porta potty.

But way more intense than that. Oh, Rob doesn't know what that is either. Am I the only one who brought this? Am I the only one who knows what this is? Me and Ian? I mean, I now know what you do by a potter potty. So there was another OnlyFans model that said by sheer accident, she definitely was pregnant.

She definitely accidentally fell from the top of a construction site where broke her spine and a bunch of her limbs. And she's now currently in the hospital. But it's pointing to this other concept that is up until this point. Like, I'm going to say straight up, this is mostly in the world of conspiracy theory. We don't quite know why.

How real this is. I never heard about it before today, but then there's lots of people talking about it for over a year. It's just been around for a very long time. There used to be a term called yachting. That was a term that was called, which is. But yachting wasn't like murder based. Well, it's I feel like this is where this is kind of where the stories start from. It starts from the concept of sometimes women have a certain persuasion.

depending on their job, whether they are cocktail waitress or like that type of thing, they are invited to be a part of the staff of some giant vacation yacht. Yeah. And then when you go, there is either a full on agreement or an unspoken agreement. Then you are then here as a you're going to be an escort and you're available to people on this yacht. It's been used as

as a way to smear celebrities in blind items. It's also been used as a way to smear bad guys that we know. Matt Gaetz was definitely involved in a lot of this kind of yachting scenario. Human trafficking. Human trafficking. We see the same thing with Andrew Tate. He was involved with quite a bit of probably with the pipeline to this, which is... Finally out of America again, by the way. I mean, fuck him. God, fuck that fucking piece of shit. But I think...

that what we're seeing is this. So with the Dubai porter potty is that this is what seems to be an extreme version of the,

sex work, blah, blah, blah, quote, unquote, sex work that is done by powered, moneyed people in Dubai that talk to what seem to be a lot of ladies in Europe. And what they will do is say, OK, come here. We're going to have a weekend and you're going to hang out with these princes and you're going to get a certain amount of goods. So you're going to show up. They're going to put you on a shopping spree. You go get all the stuff. There was one woman talking about it's the first time I've ever been in a Hermes shop.

shop. It was the first time I ever walked inside of a Gucci store. They went and outfitted me with like 200 grand worth of clothes. They then showed up with 50 grand just cash, US money, handed it to you and they're like, alright, so we're going to have our party tonight. And then the party involves being...

utterly degradated. So it's like the whole point is to get you, you get pooped in your mouth and pissed in your mouth and having sex with animals. It's called the Dubai port-a-potty. It's called the Dubai port-a-potty. And they do this all night, right? And then you're kind of dropped off.

And they beat you and shit, too. All of it. Break your bones. Every single... The worst thing you could think of in any way, it's worse than that. But what they do is they kind of say, like, we do it for... You do it, like, four times a year. That's, like, what this lady was saying that this other lady told her that she did. She's like, you almost get used to it. Sometimes she says...

The smell begins to remind you of money. Like, that's like one of those things she starts to say, right? Like you start to, but this is all, we don't know yet.

I am not putting it past a single fucking person, especially after you see kind of what Epstein's just Epstein, which is probably a low level version of this. Epstein didn't even have the money that these guys had. This is actually nowhere close. This is closer to Dubai money. This is closer to Diddy. Technically, this is much closer to sort of what Diddy was doing in terms of the scale. Cause it's, that's what they do in a way that is, uh,

very over the top. It's at a very big scale. And these are rumors everywhere. And we're going to get a lot of pushback because there are obviously... We don't know how true the Dubai port-a-potty is if it's just like a fucking nightmare story, but it seems like enough people are talking about it where if it doesn't exist, it's going to be willed into existence. It is a thing that is...

There are too many of people like this that we are now seeing that they have to exist. Yeah. So we just don't know exactly how materially true quite a bit of it is. But what we've talked about with JFK, what we've talked about with MKUltra, is that even if 1% is true,

That means the entire history of the world is different than you think it is. Yeah. So it's like, it's one of those where, well, we will, this is going to be one of those things we've got forever. But, you know, obviously we have a human trafficker president and we're, that's like, I guess it's one of the big things that we do here now.

Yeah, Prince Andrew was definitely involved. Peter Nygaard, if you watch that documentary about Peter Nygaard that was deeply involved. Then you also look over at the Mormons, which we've been covering now for fucking a month and a half. Tim Ballard with OUR was a part of it. This is a whole thing that was all human trafficking that was done by the Mormon slice. So it's like every group's got them. You got the fucking Catholics, Catholics.

sending in boys into the Vatican, which is still completely real. You got fucking six stupid fucking old papus sitting there turning a blind eye because he's blind. Yeah. Is he still alive? No, he's still fucking alive. He's almost better. They sucked the cum out of his lungs. Yes, they contemplated letting him die. I saw some people say, like I got some pushback too about Pope Francis, but just remember if he was going to do something, he'd do it. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, he looks rough. They taped his thumb up here. Yeah, he's starting to look like those J.D. Vance memes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he is looking rough. He officially looks worse than Tootsie. Wow, that's saying a lot. But that's a fairly serious story that we ended there with. But it's one of those where... I mean, fuck, man. It's just so upsetting. Well, yeah. Yeah, Eddie.

Yeah, I hate it so much. Yeah, it's not good. But, you know, I guess it's technically what we do here. Yeah, but you ever been to a Willy Wonka?

Potty party? Porter potty? Oh, what's a Willy Wonka porter potty? It's made out of chocolate. Oh, yeah. Oh, nothing but- Is it chocolate? The schnozberries taste like schnozberries. Okay, I never had a schnozberry. Oh, yeah, you're about to get one. Yeah. Yeah, dude, I can see that Timothee Chalamet ding dong getting all covered in shit. Getting an atomic schnozberry. Man, can we fucking bukkake him once? Have you not seen the movie? What? Call you by your name.

Oh, yeah, but no, that's... I guess that was just one. He made it a filling. He got hammered. No, he's in that new movie with Gwyneth Paltrow where they're supposed to be having sex quite a bit, but you can just... Jackie and I both were talking about how it will just be difficult to hear after all the bones slapping together. Yeah, they're so thin, they'll start a fire. It's going to sound like rifling through the remains of Dachau.

Having sex with each other. Well, this is, what a great episode. Oh, yeah. A lot of information. No, buddy. But hey, but there was some laughter along the way as normal. Amen. So we did it. Yeah. I don't care what anybody fucking says. Should I talk more about, should I do both this thing on Paul Mary and Demas? What's that? The idea of the pink foam. Oh, I want to hear this.

These are some listener emails. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've got to do at least one listener email. Oh, yeah. You respect these emails. I can tell. All I do is respect. I wanted to talk about the pink foam that was brought up twice in the last episode. Yeah. I'll try to avoid getting too in the weeds, but it does require a quick physiological lesson.

You can think of your cardiovascular system as a basic plumbing system. Blood moves through your veins and arteries like water through pipes, and your heart acts as a pump to keep things flowing. The path of blood basically goes from your body to the right side of your heart to your lungs, back to the left side of your heart, and finally out to the body again. The other component you need to know is about the foam is that it's called surfactant.

It is a liquid extremely similar to dish soap that is produced in small quantities in your lungs. It basically helps to keep friction low as your lungs expand and withdraw, preventing them from sticking together and collapsing. It is not uncommon to see pink foam from the airways after someone has died as the blood that was previously pumped to the heart backs up into the lungs and mixes with the surfactant.

This can occur because of increased pressure in the lungs from chest compressions during CPR, someone working hard to bring air into the lungs, or the heart failing and backing up. Imagine someone took a container of bubbles, added some blood, and kept squeezing and shaking the bottle. This is basically what is happening in someone's chest, resulting in pink foam. So it does not necessarily mean an embolism. It doesn't necessarily mean it can just be a general after effect of having died. Okay. All right.

So nothing to worry about. It's the pulmonary edema. Nothing to worry about. No.

Don't worry about it. That's what you're supposed to. They're supposed to look, I guess nurses are supposed to look for pink frothy sputum as a sign of heart failure and pulmonary hypertension. Oh, thank you, nurses. I met the nipple twisting nurse on the road, by the way. Oh, you did? Yeah, yeah. They came to one of my shows. I won't say which one. So she makes sure you stayed up or? Well, yeah, she offered and I was like, oh.

How were the Florida shows? The Florida shows were amazing, dude. Well, the Jacksonville show, people came out, man. That was wild. We had over 200 people come to that show. That was fucking awesome. And then, of course, the Tallahassee show sold out. It was awesome. And it's very emotional. I got to sing a P-Funk song. Dude, you guys don't understand. That was the very first place we ever performed comedy together. It was in a former gay bar called Brothers that is now a gay bar called 926 Bar.

That's awesome. With some of the people who still work there. They were all so impressed by my knowledge of the layout of the place. That's so amazing. They were on stage and I was like, oh, you know, there's a drag queen with tits in there was doing coke. And then I had to turn them down. And then over here, that used to be the liquor store. Now it's just a bar. Yeah. And then over here is where I threw myself through the wall when we had that telekinesis fight. Yeah, the memory flashback.

Yeah, we did a mine fight. Yeah, they were like, you really did come from here. A fun story I learned about the place was they used to, because it's a gay bar in Tallahassee, so it's always like, you know, almost getting attacked by the community. And they are, so that makes for some total...

tough hombres. It really does. It really does. And there was a rumor that somebody was trying to set up the owner of Brothers and that they had, not necessarily when I crashed to the wall, but a contractor who had come to fix a wall, they said that they hid cocaine in the walls

So whenever they can call the cops and then have the place, you know, like shut down and shit like that and everyone go to jail. So when they changed over ownership because the rumor was going around so hard and they knew like a drug sniffing dog, they were like, hey, let's just have the dog come in here and make sure that nothing actually happened.

And they said that when the dog got in there, it like basically when a drug sniffing dog was looking for cocaine, it like sits down when it finds it. And they said that there was so much cocaine like mixed into the grouting. That it just kept sitting down everywhere. Yeah. That checks out. Yeah.

Cause that was one of the, wow. I've never seen so much. But it's doing great now. It's like, it's a, it's like a normal ass club. It's like fucking, it's got, it's a real venue now. And I had such a good time. Danny Bedrosian from P funk and his some fierce band fucking rocked it. Evan Rossi was amazing. The entire tour. He's our old, old buddy, old, old,

hilarious dude I was like hey Evan you got any merch to sell go ahead and you know it was kind of like an empty gesture yeah sure and then he brought a lamp to sell like at the and then as like a joke I'm like oh that's funny you know whatever and then every show people bought the lamp

Every single fucking time. He made like an extra hundred bucks on the tour. Selling these goddamn lamps. I'm like, you're making more money selling lamps than you are doing comedy. And that's the lesson. Sell lamps. So if he just got into the lamp business, he'd be doing extremely well. I was telling him, man, I'm like, you accidentally found your new thing. You should be selling lamps. Laughter

Here's your $5. You don't have to be like that. You were doing comedy. But that is great. I was so excited. It was so much fun, man. And I can't wait to join you in our Florida dates. Yeah, I know. We got a lot of, Side Stories has lots of dates. The Huntsville show was a fucking wild success. So much fun. We're going to be, in May 7th, we're going to be at the Fort Lauderdale slash Dania Improv, whatever it's called now. I think the name might have changed.

But regardless, we will be there. Cannot wait. I'm very excited for that show. That's going to be my hometown show. Lots of people come in that that I grew up with. So it's going to be very emotional and weird. It's going to be interesting. We're going to be getting heckled a lot. Yes. So just be there for that because you're going to want to be a part of that debacle. And then the following day, we're going to be in Orlando, just two and a half hours north of...

Our favorite place. Yeah, at the Funny Bone. We sold that show out, but so we added a late show now. So if you weren't able to get tickets to the first show, there's now a second show available for you to get tickets at. And speaking of selling out the early show, we also did that in June at Dad's Garage. And then we added a late show to that as well. So make sure you go get the tickets for that because we're going to do two shows back to back. Thank God. I'm actually really happy we get to do that twice this year because we've never done that before.

for. No, we have no idea what we're going to do. Yeah, I don't know. Especially because we riff a lot, so it's going to be interesting. So it's actually worth it to come to both shows. It's like one long show. They're literally going to be completely different. And at Garage, we're specifically doing improv. So that's going to be one we are specifically going to be testing our improv skills. So we'll see how it goes. And go check out our Detroit show. We're at the Masonic on April 18th. You're going to want to come out. That is my beautiful wife's birthday. Oh, really? She's going to be there. She's going to come?

Yeah, I think this is because we're going to go see Grandma. Oh, how nice. Yeah, we're going to go see Grandma. I love that. That's so sweet. Yeah. Oh, man. Well, come on out to Detroit. It's going to be amazing. Our fucking show is on fire. The Ryman was crazy. We're going to have a good one. You guys, come see us.

You're going to like it. And if you don't, go fuck yourself. Oh, in November we got Crime Wave. Yes. Which will be... Crimewaveatsea.com. Come see us. Because that is going to be an interesting time. Yes. To say the least. Contact in the desert. Oh, yeah. Contact in the desert. We have a busy fucking year. Dude, I was looking at it. I'm like gone every other week for the rest of the year. No, we're extremely booked.

But hey, booked and busy. Booked and blessed every day. Amen. That's what I do. I get up every day, 3 a.m. I wash my face with sparkling water. I take a shit in the river. By 5.15 a.m., I am over at my Inquisitor's home where I tell him my secrets from the week before. And then by 7 a.m., I'm...

railing my wife. By 8am I gotta fucking go right to the do. I double for me and this comedian in Russia best friends with Vladimir Putin and I do the translations for him. Oh that's so nice. It's honestly been really great. You've been doing so well that Henry actually replaced all the toilet paper with pita bread. I like the pocket. Yeah.

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