Playoff Preview, Rest vs. Records, and Blind Ranking the Best Plays of the NFL Season | Ep 118
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Being in company with a guy like Tony G has got to be just like surreal. But I got to say, fuck that, dude. You're the fucking receiving touchdown leader in Kansas City. Chiefs fucking history.

Welcome back to New Heights, ladies and gentlemen. Happy motherfucking New Year. How about that? That's right. Too late to say that? No, it's great. I haven't seen you guys in so long. Wondery Show. That's what this is. A Wondery Show produced by Wave Sports and Entertainment. If you didn't know, and a big thanks to our presenting sponsor, Audible. Because who doesn't like to listen? Audible. Start listening today when you sign up for a free 30-day trial. What?

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Yes, yes. I hope the 92%ers have loved the holidays and a Happy New Year's. But what's the cutoff for saying Happy New Year? Just whenever you see somebody within the month of January, I think is a good Happy New Year. Maybe two weeks. It's a little far. I think we're running out of time here. You got to be within the same week of the Happy New Year. No. No. I'm a big general like...

Yeah, yeah. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. That's the 10th. I mean, we still got a good 50 weeks left. We got a lot. Yeah, yeah. All right.

I don't know what else to go with it for that. All right. Today, we are going to talk about what we've been up to. Wrap up last week of the NFL regular season. Look ahead to the wild card round of the playoffs. So much to talk about. So much. And also, we're going to try and rank the plays of the year. Ooh. All right. Go ahead and rank them things. Let's see how that goes. I like that. We did that for the Christmas movies. Ended up pretty good. All right. All right. As always. Ann. New.

New News! That's right. New News is brought to you by Peloton! Ooh, oh, nice. All right. We're dropping some new merch from Amish. Yes, we are! It's our ultimate fan favorites collection. I think we got Jets Jake here. He's got some of these...

He was in town for the first taping of the late night show. Yeah. As a water boy. And now he's going to show us some of these shirts. How about that? Oh, is this Vanna White or is this Jets J? I know which one I think is better looking. Oh, shit.

There we go. Out of the house. Couple options. Couple options for out of the house. Dude, I love those. I love those. What do we got? What else we got? A little new hats. Club 92. Club 92. Shout out to all our Club 92 members. We're bringing back some fan favorites. We got the beard. Oh, yeah. That's Travis. No, that's you, Jason. Stop. Stop it. My beard isn't that dark.

El Trevidor. El Trevidor. And then we got what you're wearing. Oh, what I'm wearing? Oh, New Heights Film Club. Yes, sir. I like this. Oh, that one's sweet. I want that one. Do I get any of these? They didn't tell me if you were getting them or not. I'll check the mail. They're at your house. Oh, nice. Well, as you just said, yeah, this is our ultimate fan favorites collection. The official shirt of leaving the house. Is this official? You did.

Do we need a shirt for staying the fuck inside the house, as is all of Kansas City right now because of this crazy snowstorm? Yeah, I'm kind of sick of that. I'm already sick of it. So, no. I'm going to say no. We need more out of the house. Why?

More out of the house. More out of the house mentalities to keep this city thriving. You know, it's playoff football. We got to get the fuck out of the house. I'm with that. I'm with that. You can check out our ultimate fan collection right now at homage.com slash new heights. You heard the man. Yeah. Let's let's catch up on some holiday stuff. Did you guys watch any of the college football playoffs? No.

this is Brandon asking us, Jason, did you watch any of the college football playoffs? I am not going to lie. I've watched none of the football playoffs for now. Did you watch any of the holiday football NFL games? I did watch a lot of the holiday football NFL games. Nice. I'm

Including the Kansas City Chiefs. Yes, you did. That was a good one. That was a good one. That was a fun one. Very good one. By the way, you had a new pair of cleats on. We talked about this. New pair of cleats. There's a new pair of cleats. Same pair of cleats. It was a solid red. No, it was a different pair. Oh, a different colorway. Nice. Same cleats. Different color. It looked like a little bit higher top. I think it was a different pair of cleats.

A little bit more of a boot? Yeah. You're hilarious. I'm pretty sure Jordan makes them the exact same when they make them. They just switch the color out, but now I hear what you're saying. Sometimes the color makes a difference. You think I looked a little lighter, a little quicker? You looked pretty quick out there. You had some good agile. Somebody said it looks like I'm moving in slow motion. That's a different cleat right there. That's the exact same cleat that I've been wearing all year. Look, that's shinier.

It's got like plastic around it. It's patent leather, baby. Ain't nothing like a Jordan 11 with some patent leather on it. Let's keep those up. Let's keep wearing those. You don't like the other ones? Yeah, no. Yeah. Well, they didn't like you either. How about those Texas Longhorns? We know who put that in the fucking rundown. Shout out to the Longhorns. I'm not a Longhorn hater. I got some friends in...

And shit. 92%ers want to know, did you watch the Mayo Bowl, Jason? Your favorite. I watched the clips of all the ridiculousness from the Mayo Bowl, but I did not watch the Duke's Mayo Bowl itself. I think Interim Brandon has a video. The patented. That's not me. Get it off the screen. Wow. I mean, it's just a waste of.

I'm sweating. Get it off the screen. Oh, it's in his hair. What do you think countries that are struggling? Not again. What do you think countries are that are like struggling for like food? Watch something like that. It's just like.

How many eggs went into that water cooler of mayonnaise that we just decided to dump all over somebody's head? I mean, that's what dad mentioned all our childhood is that there's kids starving in China, which I think China is a lot different spot than it was when we were kids.

I don't know if that one still works. I think there's kids starving in every country at some level. I think that's probably true. That's probably accurate. That's just kind of how the world goes, unfortunately. Yeah. But it's our job to help them by eating all our food. At least that's the message dad tells us. That was what we were told. Yeah.

To be grateful. Anyways, no, we did not watch the Mayhem Bowl. Let's get the fuck out of there. There's a lot of funny bits that they did with mayonnaise, though. I got to admit to that. No, the best was the Pop-Tart Bowl. Can we get out of mayo? What the fuck is that? They're like bobbing for something. What are they bobbing for? I'm not going to lie, man. I love mayonnaise. This is fucking gross. Like, it is just... It's very hard to...

Get this shit out of here, man. God damn it. It is fucking... You're going in face first. Could you imagine getting that shit up your nose? Man, oh man. God damn it. I'm going to shut the fucking computer down if you do anything more with mayo. I mean, that's not a challenge you want to do. I feel like we got another mayo thing coming up. That's...

I don't want to know anymore. I'm kind of over it, too, but now I just kind of want to see. All right, that's it. All right. That's the last of the mayo. All right, man. What the fuck is that? Those potatoes. They were getting potatoes out of there? It's fascinating. I don't know where to even go. Brandon said the Pop-Tart bowl was good, though. I thought they had the coolest mascots. The mascot was fucking around. They had the unveiling of it, like the...

ripping of the foil yeah what was your what was your favorite uh pop tart growing up what flavor favorite pop tart if we're not counting toaster strudel no no no no no we're talking i'm talking flavor of like the out of the wrapper pop tart silver i mean listen it's hard to go wrong with the strawberry but the fuck is so good the

brown uh what was it the brown sugar one was like a nice change up i didn't like it all the time but when i'd had strawberry too many times in a row it was like a good little switch up it was a nice curveball yeah was that what that was was a brown sugar i think it was brown sugar right it was there was there was a brown sugar one i think there was a s'mores one

I don't fuck with s'mores. For some reason, I am not a big s'mores guy. No, not flavored. And really, if I'm being honest, not even like making them. It's just the messy. I just get marshmallow over my beard. Yeah, it's fun by a campfire, though. Dude, there's the sneaky one that came in as we were just like getting too old to eat Pop-Tarts every day. You got the blueberry one, which the wild berry. Wild berry. Yeah, it was purple with purple icing. Yeah, yeah.

Dude. It's a good one. It's a very good one. Fucking crack. Could you imagine a childhood without those? I don't know. By the way, I saw one of the most disturbing videos ever of somebody torching Oreos. Torching? I saw that. I saw where it's just like, it's basically flame retardant. Are you fucking kidding me? Listen, man. That's what happens when you eat heavily processed food. It's pretty resistant. It's a resistant material.

It was torching an Oreo for like fucking 30 seconds. And the Oreo did not fucking even catch on fire. No, it was like a heat shield. It like deflected it. It looked like the Oreo was entering Earth's atmosphere. And it was just like plummeting and like was not disintegrating. It was just fighting off. Basically, if you...

it was a comet if you let if you threw an oreo out of the space station eventually it would it would land it wouldn't burn up in earth's orbit which is crazy to think about they should just cover uh the space shuttles i i don't know why i can't eat them now i can't i feel like i'm just doing so bad such something so bad to my body and i used to eat them by the fucking sleeve yeah by the sleeve yeah

Moving on, Jason is officially a late-night TV host. That's right. They call it late night. They call it late night. Premiered last weekend. Yes, it did. That it did. How'd it go, dude? How'd it feel to be live? Oh, I just, you know, didn't look at the camera and played to the audience and did everything that every late-night show told me not to do. So that was perfect. No, it was good. I mean, listen, I think...

We had Charles Barkley. Fuck yeah, you did. Lil Dicky. Yeah. And Brian Baldinger. The crowd was electric.

I love that. It was a lot of fun in the venue. And you do that in Philly, right? We do it in Philly. Yep. Union transfer. Yeah. I mean, we tried some delightfully stupid comedy bits that were fun to try. And we did some panel discussions and we had a fan contest for chugging beer to see who won, who got some tickets to the Superbowl. I love that, man. I don't know. I'm learning. It was a good experience.

I talked to my man Scott Van Pelt, and he was just like, it's exciting to start something new, right? And you've worked a lot to get there, and then you just keep on figuring it out. So it was a great time. The guests were fantastic. The crowd was into it. So I just want to thank everybody because I had a blast. As long as you're having fun doing it, man. That's all I'm doing.

I can't say it on this because the Will Ferrell thing comes out on Friday, but we're going full set. That's all I know. Oh, yeah. Listen, everybody loves it when Jason goes full set. We got Joe Buck and Michelle Beisner Buck coming on the show this week. Oh, it's going to be awesome. So that'll be fun. Man, you have to ask them about what happened at the Super Bowl in 2019. We're not getting into this.

I felt so bad, dude. Get me out of here, man. Sorry about that, Joe. I love you. Yeah. And is this... Are we catching up with... What did I... I went... I didn't do anything for New Year's. I was stuck working on New Year's Eve and New Year's. And...

Yeah, that's all I got. Well, you went to New York. I did go to New York. I had some delicious food and got to see the big city, which I fucking absolutely love. Love the big city. All right. Well, last bit of new news. We're back with not just one episode this week, but two. Oh, yeah. That's right. You're going to get two new episodes of New Heights this week. This Friday, we will drop a guest episode with the one and only Will Ferrell. What?

Favorite part of the combo. I don't know. I don't know. Dude, I mean, I think his advice struck both of us as like gold. Yeah. And we'll let you guys catch up on that if they didn't already just completely delete it out of the scene. It was so fun to reminisce about all the characters he's played, like hear how he got started in it, and just advice on how to be –

and funny. Let's not kid ourselves. The best part of the show was him answering some of our New Heights call-ins, voicemails. Yeah, you're right. You're right. And you guys are not going to want to miss that. We got to see Will Ferrell in action, in person, off the cuff. We got to see, you know,

Anyways, okay, I don't want to talk to you. No, no, no, no, no. All right, that's it for new news. It's brought to you by Peloton. Find your push, find your power with Peloton. Hey-o! Moving on to bold topics to wrap up Week 18 in the NFL. All righty, Week 18. The Kansas City Chiefs are in the playoffs. Yeah! So, yeah, here's what the Chiefs have been up to since we recorded our last episode. Travis...

is now the all-time leader in receiving touchdowns for the Kansas City Chiefs. How's it feel, Bubba? It feels about the same as when I was tied with Tony G in touchdowns. I've been very, you know, I feel like towards the end of your career, when you hit these milestones of, you know, anybody playing past 10 years is going to hit some type of milestone, whether it's games played or

whatever it is statistically. And, you know, it's, it's cool, but I'm, it's cool. Like being recognized for, you know, whether it's just greatness of being out there on the field or touchdowns or something, stats or anything, something like that. But yeah,

I feel like I'm sitting in such a mode of like trying to be better than I was yesterday. I'm always thinking of I need to be better. I need to be better. That when I pass or I do something like this where I hit a big milestone in my career, I'm just like, yeah, but I need to be better than that. I need to be, you know, I'm not about to sit here and think about, you know,

how far I've come when I'm still striving to go somewhere that's even greater than where I'm at. Over the past, like when I first got in the league, stats were fucked. I mean, that's everything. That's how I judged somebody's, you know,

And I think it just goes so much further than that for me now. Not necessarily because I'm not putting up the same stats as I used to, but more so is I know how to influence a game more than just what the stat book says. And I've kind of pried myself on that now. And it's just – when I see that I've achieved stats like this, it's kind of like, yeah, man, it's cool to –

It's cool to be in the conversations of the great ones like Tony Gonzalez. And don't get me wrong. This is only what Tony accumulated in Kansas City. I'm still like another 100 or 40 touchdowns away from catching his all-time record.

career touchdown record or touchdowns. It's cool to be in conversations with him knowing that he's been the guy that I've set at the top that I've been chasing in terms of his greatness every single day. I remember the legend of Tony when I first got here, just trying to fill his shoes in terms of how hard of a worker he was. Everyone raved about the time he spent in the building, the focus he had on his nutrition and

The the the amount of hours and the amount of catches that he had on the jugs before practice, after practice, when guys weren't in the building and things like that. And it's just the legend of him was was so, you know, unachievable that I just started to like every single day try and become that version of myself.

you know, they just spend the time in the building, find, find ways to keep getting better and find ways to, you know, be the best version of yourself. And, um, I'm just so fortunate that I had Tony G, um, sitting on top of the pedestal and trying to fill his shoes my entire career, because I think that helped me, uh, motive motivate myself and, um, helped me really, um, appreciate the, the situation I was in here in Kansas city. Yeah. I mean, listen, I think, uh,

I think you and I are both on the same page with stats. I mean, you coined the whole term LeBron stat. I think that they can be very misleading at times and not telling the whole picture. Yeah. You know, being in company with a guy like Tony G has got to be just like incredibly surreal, especially from like watching him play and knowing how dominant he was.

But I got to say, fuck that, dude. You're the fucking receiving touchdown leader in Kansas City. Chiefs fucking history. That's fucking crazy. That's an entire franchise's history. You're the number one receiving. And I know that it's been building up.

So it's not like, you know, it's come out of nowhere. But I think when you look back to being a third round pick, when you look back to like in college, you know, you know, having struggles or whatever, playing quarterback, then going to tight end, it's just been a crazy career arc. And it's something that I think is awesome. And I couldn't be more proud of you for having that record. Shout out to Tony for formerly having it. And obviously he went on to have more successful things, uh,

and other teams, but I ain't shortchanging this shit worth one goddamn second. This ain't a LeBron stat. This is a Travis Kelsey stat, and it's fucking dope. I appreciate you, brother. Tony G said he'd pay the fine if you did this. You went up and dunked in Tony G fashion on the goalpost. Sort of. Did you get fined? Of course I did. Did the NFL determine it to be a dunk?

That's the real question. Who cares what anybody else is? Did John Runyon say it's a fine? He did. Yeah, they all did. They said since I touched the goalpost, it was a fine. When you were doing it, were you trying to throw it up to avoid the fine? Or were you trying to dunk it? I was trying to get my fucking old ass up there, man. Shit.

Fourth quarter of the game, my fucking legs are tired after like a 10-play drive. I'm over here trying to just like – I'm just like screw it. I'm going to send it one time for old time's sake, man. That looked like a Jason Kelsey attempted dunk right there. Yeah, that was me slapping the backboard. That was me actually flushing it, man.

It was the McAfee said it best. It was the angle. I got to come around. I got to hit that thing straight on. It was a funny angle. It was a funny angle. You went from the baseline. Yeah. Well, back in the day when I actually had, when I had bounce, man, I could never matter what angle it was. We got some clips for sure. I don't know where they are, but they're out there somewhere. They're on a VHS tape somewhere. Yeah. The NFL has announced that it is a 14,069,

Is that in honor of John Runyon, the 69 at the end? $14,069 for unsportsmanlike conduct. I think repeat offender. I think I'm a repeat offender. That's why it's so high. Ah. Yeah. That'll get you in America. That's where they get you. Yeah, that'll get you. They get you on the repeat offender in America. Oh, and Tony, last thing, you don't have to do that, dude. It was so cool to hear you even say it, dude, but you don't have to help me pay that fine. It's all going to good cause, and Jason said he'd pay it.

I did not say that. Dude, you literally just said it. No. We've recorded everything, so we can definitely... Please play it back where I've said that. All right, we'll do. I would love to see it. We'll do.

Good thing there's AI. The Chiefs also clinched the number one seed in the AFC, resting their starters or the majority of them in week 18. Was there ever a chance you guys were going to play in the game? I don't know why I'm asking this. Well, our offensive line started the first drive, and then we kind of— The whole offensive line started? Just about, except for— Tooney? No, Tooney was not there. The fuck? Why'd they do that? Huh?

Why'd they do that? Oh, it's because Humphreys is back and they wanted them to get like a... I'm not sure why they did it. Listen, I'm just here. You know why it happened. Yeah, I was about to say, yeah. No, I mean, either way, it doesn't fucking matter whether they played one snap or no snaps. We got our fucking asses kicked and that wasn't a fun game to be a part of.

Well, there's some people alleging that it was a purposeful letting get your ass kicked. I ain't scared of fucking nobody. I'm not alleging this. I wanted him in the fucking playoffs. I'm not alleging this. I want to slay every dragon one by one like Mortal Kombat. I don't even want this to be like we play the lowest seed. Just give me the best teams. I'm not, Travis. I'm just telling you what people are saying. AFC, NFC. Give me all of them Mortal Kombat style. I'll go through every fucking one of them just giving them my best fucking effort.

I ain't scared of a single soul, man. You didn't want to see the Bengals in Borough Head or in Cincinnati. I'll play them at the Walmart parking lot. I don't give a shit. We can have our own game in the offseason. We really duke it out again. Listen, I love competing against the greatest. The Bengals were a fun-ass fucking team to watch there towards the end of the season.

And it's a shame they didn't make it in the playoffs because they would have made the playoffs that much fucking crazier and that much more fun. Did you see they fired Lou and Rumo? I don't know what the fuck is going on over there. That was a wild, wild move I did not see coming because I thought that, you know, from the outside, their defense was playing really fucking good towards the end of the year. They definitely played better. I just think Lou...

I don't think they had the horses on defense that they've had in the past. And Lou got handcuffed. I don't know that it made sense. He's proven how good of a D coordinator he is with good players, but whatever. I'm with you, dude. I'm with you. I've always respected the hell out of them. I've also respected a lot of the players on that side of the ball. Uh,

you know, given who they had this year. I mean, Burrow put up over like what, like 4,000 something yards. Like it was something crazy. He had a great year chasing T. That was one of the wackiest years of football I've ever seen from a, from a team that I thought was crazy. 10 times better than what their record showed. And that, and I know that just playing against them, but yeah, we, we didn't fucking throw any game. All right. Guys were out there competing their ass off, trying to get a win.

Unfortunately, we just, you know, we couldn't, you know, put drives together. We couldn't stop Denver. And it just, it wasn't a, it wasn't a fun game to be a part of. And I'm just sitting here on the sideline, like, Hey boys,

Don't let this shit ruin our fucking mojo. We got everybody rolling, and it's go time. We got to flip that switch and know we're the biggest, baddest team out there. Well, I mean, you guys went 15-1, so you guys technically are the biggest, baddest team in the NFL, record-wise. 15-2. Oh, yeah, I forgot. So now you are tied with Detroit. 92 Percenters reached out and asked us, please write the script for...

For this week, a section Travis can talk about being stuck in a plane. I want to know what it was like in there with grown men, probably two bathrooms. I guarantee Travis will just say I was asleep.

How did you know? I mean, Jesus Christ, she called. I texted you right at the beginning of it. You texted me right after you guys took off. Dude, I was fucking... When I get on these planes, I eat my Chick-fil-A and I fucking recline my seat. I put on my headphones and I fucking am out. I could sleep at a fucking rock concert. It doesn't matter where I'm at. I don't know how I got this trait, but I am literally...

I have the ability to sleep anywhere at any time. As long as I'm comfortable, I can just shut it down. I was out for about three hours on the runway while everybody was...

kicking it having a grand old time i heard some old linemen were wrestling i heard everybody's telling war stories and having a good old time and i woke up as the plane was taking off and i was like what the fuck it feels like i've been asleep for forever and i looked at the time and i'm just like where the fuck what just happened right and uh yeah i got briefed and i think there's um there might be some pics and some videos of me just absolutely just completely knocked out yeah

Somebody might have got me. They might have sniped me. I think the more frustrating part was not being able to come back to Kansas City. We had to stay in Denver for another night. Not that Denver isn't a beautiful city and I don't love Denver because I do find that city really cool.

But it's not fun sitting around in a hotel room. You guys didn't go out and celebrate? Dude, if I would have been stuck at Denver, I would have been out. Vibes weren't real high. We just got waxed like 38-0. So, you know, we kind of felt bad for some of the young guys and some of the guys that we were rooting for to try and have a good game. And Coach Reed doesn't fucking like losing. I know going out and fucking having a grand old time and –

Maybe getting caught on a video doing something stupid wasn't the best idea. So we all just kind of hung out and just grabbed dinner together. All right. Well, congrats. You guys have Dubai. Much needed rest. It's coming at Dubai in the playoffs makes such a big deal. So that's huge. It is huge. It is huge. But it's a lot of time off. I've had already, I think –

a week and a half, almost two weeks by tomorrow. So it's like, yeah. Yeah. So hopefully we can, uh, we can get into, uh, in, in, in the shells, put our, put our helmets and pads on over the weekend, get some, uh, get some good contact in and, uh, and work our craft and, uh, get, find out who we're playing next week. Fuck. Yeah. You're ready to rock and roll, baby. Nothing. Playoff football, man. A punch start ticket to the dance. And now it's time to fucking dance, baby.

I love this shit. I fucking love it. Perfect.

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Keep this thing moving to the rest of week 18 and action packed week 18 that decided some teams on whether or not they were going to Cancun or fucking going to going to the playoffs. Eagles also rested their starters instead of trying to get Saquon to break the NFL season single season rushing record, which somehow create created some controversy.

Barkley only needed 101 yards to break it. I don't think you guys realize how fucking hard it is to get 100 yards rushing in the NFL. It is not just like, oh, you put him out there, he'll get it. That's just not how that happens. Yeah, he would have got it. The New York Giants draft, he would have fucking blew that thing out the door. Yeah, but instead, the Giants came to fucking play. Good point. I think he definitely gets it if he plays, but I think...

Did they release what Zay Flowers' injury is yet? Did they release whether he's coming back for the first week? They said that it's not season ending, but that it is a serious issue. So they don't know if he's – they said it's –

I think it's a doubt that he'll play this week, but hopes that he'll play next week if they advance. I mean, listen, I think what did I want Barkley to go for the record? You're goddamn right. I think it would have been awesome to watch it happen because it's a fucking rushing record. Why would I not want to watch that happen? But I think that it's the right move to not play him. It's always going to have an asterisk. Why? Why would I have an asterisk? Why? Because it's 17 games. He said it less carries.

he's got 40 less carries than dickerson did see no you're right yes he does he got me yeah and he could if he would have had the same amount of carries dickerson would have had through 16 games he would have set the record there too and we don't put an asterisk next to dickerson who broke oj simpson's record at 14 games or whatever it was who broke jim brown's at 12 or whatever that was i just dude i think the russian record is awesome but

I think it's obviously the right call. He gets hurt. You got to put the O-lineman out there. One of those guys get hurt. The aspirations of the team are a Super Bowl. They are not just like sneaking in. They're legit contenders. And it's, you know, they needed this buy. They didn't get it from being the number one seed. If they would have had the buy wrapped up, I could see maybe making the argument to go for it. But because they didn't, they got to rest. They got to get healthy and make, they got four games now left to try and go get a Super Bowl.

Right. Well, one at a time, but they, they got to put their best feet forward. They're starting to play great ball right now. They're rolling. They did put their backups in and still beat the brakes off of the giants. The other thing that I want to say about Saquon in this, and I do think the rushing title is the coolest record in football. I don't think there's anything better. And I don't know it's because we grew up in Cleveland with Jim Brown, but like there's something about the rushing title record in the NFL. Like I,

passing yards leader. Don't give a crap. Receiving yards leader. Cool. I don't know. I mean, it's cool, but it's not cool as rushing yards leader in a season. I don't know why it's not, but it's not. And then maybe it's because of all the, you earn more of every yard. Yeah. Like there's something about it that is cooler. Like you're the baddest dude in the NFL. If you got that, that's that. And he had a chance to set that record. He had a chance to do it in the city of Philadelphia for the Eagles and

He had a chance to do it against a team that literally did not pay, like did not value him. They let him walk in a bunch of, against a bunch of fans that were burning his Jersey just earlier that year. Like he's playing in the game before they're burned his Jersey in the parking lot. Like this could have been an all time storyline, historic moment in the NFL. So yes, I would have loved to seen it, but it's the right call. It's the right call. I want to emphasize that. It still is a storyline. And honestly, if,

Yeah. What's the storyline? I think it's a slap in the face that he didn't even have to play in the game. That's true. That's true. But it's not the storyline. This is why we should have kept it at 16 games. Looking back at the rushing titles, there's so many guys. There's a few guys that have broken 2,000 yards, and you forget that they even. Like, Derrick Henry broke 2,000 yards. I knew that. I didn't even remember that Derrick Henry did it until we started talking about it this week. You're insane. I'm pretty sure I played him. That's why. Yeah. Then freaking. He almost did it again this year.

I think he's the first back to ever have over like 1950 or something. Yeah, something like that. Did Chris Johnson do it? Yes. Yeah. I mean, I remember all of these.

Like, I just feel like none of these get, but none of these are like notable. I'm just being honest. Like everybody thinks Dickerson. I'm just being honest. Adrian Peterson is the only one because he was like seven yards away. Dude, when Chris Johnson was, dude, that year was insane. You're crazy. Nobody's saying it wasn't an insane year, but it's not historic because he didn't break the record. I think it was more than. Unless you get the record, it's just another great year.

You get the record, you're the best, you're the baddest dude on the planet ever to play the game. Regardless of what anybody says about 17 games, 16 games, you get, hey, I got the all-time record, brother. But either way. I hear what you're saying. I think all those years were equally as memorable as this one. Yeah, they are. Equally memorable as in not being historic. What?

What? You think people are just going to not remember Saquon's story of going to a new team? They're going to remember it, but they're not going to remember it as if it was the record-breaking year. Like, it's not going to be this heralded season by the entire NFL standard. It's just not going to be that now. Which is whatever. That's the point of the record being the record, yeah. And eventually, though, the record will get broken. And the more important thing for Nick Sirianni –

And his entire job, the entire staff's job, the entire organization, the entire city's job is to try and put themselves in the best position to win a Super Bowl because that's the ultimate goal. And I get that. I'm not negating that. All I'm saying is it would have been fucking awesome to have that record. That's all I'm saying. And I would have loved to see the Eagles have it, Saquon have it, and Jeff Stoutland and the O-line have it. That would have been something that would have been cool. I don't know. Maybe if...

You know, Jason Kelsey was out there. He would have got it in the 16 games he played. Listen, Cam Juergens did just fine. As a matter of fact, Cam Juergens made the Pro Bowl if we're – Juergens is a fucking dog. Yes, he is.

I fucking love watching those dudes, man. Three Eagles, Cam Juergens, Jalen Carter, and Zach Bond also made their first Pro Bowl. Shout out to the boys making their first. Yeah, baby. Jason, how does it feel to see the Kelsey replacement get his recognition? I don't. I'm not calling him Kelsey replacement. I think it's awesome. I think it's awesome.

Listen, we've known Cam Juergens is a great player in the Eagles organization. He's got all the tools. He's athletic. He's strong. He's got long arms. He's big. He's smart. He's explosive. I fully anticipated Cam having a phenomenal year. And now he's been awarded the Pro Bowl, which is amazing. It's hard to do that your first year. Usually it takes you...

You know, you usually get it on your second year. But he's had that good of a year. The line has been that good. Saquon was the rushing leader. Like, all of these things. And he's been dominant. Like, he is a big reason this number is where it is at. And I think he's rightfully been awarded the Pro Bowl. So, could not be happier for Cam. Listen, there's similar traits. But everybody's going to be their own unique player. And...

He can't try and be anybody else than Cam Juergens. And that's the way every player has got to play the game. And there are things that he is much better at than I ever was at. And like, there's always going to be, every player is unique, no matter how similar the traits are. He's the replacement for anybody that ever played center for the Philadelphia Eagles. Like, I just don't,

think that that's the way you look at the job. You look at the job like he's the starting center for the Philadelphia Eagles this year. Next man up. You know, how are we going to move forward with a line that operates successfully? And I think Cam's done a phenomenal job of, you know, being Cam Juergens, the dog that he is and the tremendous player and teammate that he is. So couldn't be more proud for him. I got to say, very happy for Cam, Lane Johnson, Landon Dickerson,

It's a fucking joke that Jordan Malata didn't get the Pro Bowl. And listen, there's great tackles in this league, and I don't know who he would have made it over. I'm not trying to make that statement because there's Lane, Tristan Wirfs, and oh my God, the third one's a great player too. Sewell. Sewell, Penne. Gosh, why did I blank on that? So like it's in good company.

But I think Jordan Malone has been the best tackle in the NFL this year. He's so freaking good. But anyways, they should have had four guys in there, which is crazy to think about. That's how good these guys have been. Yeah, I hear you, man. Everybody that's in it, as far as I'm concerned, deserves it because they got voted. That's the way the thing works. It's in some ways a popularity contest, but it's also reflective on who you are as a player and what your career has been and season.

I don't believe in this like snub. Like there's so many snubs every year because there's so many guys that deserve a go. And unfortunately, there's only so many slots. Moving on. It's officially playoff season. Let's talk a little about wildcard weekend. Okay. Playoff picture. Are we going to display this graphic intern Brandon so that people can see it? Okay. So obviously the Chiefs have the buy. Detroit Lions have the buy. Dude, by the way, I was a little bit.

I was kind of questioning Dan Campbell's decision to play his starters versus the 49ers. I'm like, why did he do that? Like, they're going to be on a short week. Now they're going to have to play a big game. Oh, you're talking about like the Christmas week? Yeah, like they're going to be on a short week now. Then they're going to have to play the Vikings who are peaking right now. And then they might not get a bye. And they go out and beat the living donkey dick out of the Minnesota Vikings. Like, just pummel them. Not the donkey dick. And I'm like, okay, well –

I should just shut the fuck up because Dan Campbell's clearly got this shit figured out. He's got it figured out. Yeah. He's got the boys rolling. Kansas City Chiefs with the bye. Detroit Lions with the bye. Eagles, the number two seed in the NFC, face the Green Bay. Packers at home. The Buffalo Bills, the number two seed in the AFC West, face the Broncos at home. Packers in Washington had some interesting things shake out to see who was going to be the six or the seven seed. Bucks moved up to the three seed.

Yeah, won the division. Because LA lost. Yeah. So there was a little bit of shuffling here. What team are you most surprised didn't make it? Surprise? I think going into the season, the team I'm most surprised didn't make it is probably the Bengals with Joe Burrow, T. Higgins, Chase, Healthy. You know, you thought maybe – you thought they'd probably be in the playoffs. Yeah.

The team I'm most surprised made it in his first year as the coach. I'm the most surprised with the Chargers. Maybe Broncos. I'm not really surprised that, I mean, after playing the Broncos earlier in the year. I'm talking about early in the season. From the beginning. Because obviously all of these guys aren't surprised that they made it as the course went on. But before the season started.

Which teams has surprised you the most? The most? Actually, I'm going to take this back. Washington is the most surprising to me. Yeah. I mean, the two rookie quarterbacks, Washington and Denver. Denver. Yep. Honestly, I don't know why I didn't think Minnesota was going to be that big. Yeah, that dominant. I mean, Sam Darnold's playing his tail off. Yeah. Just playing Washington over the last few seasons. And I mean this...

with so much respect for Dan Quinn and even respect. Like I think Rivera is a phenomenal coach as well, but that team with like the whole organizational thing happening with Dan Snyder, they felt like it was going to take some time to rebuild that culture and chemistry there in Washington.

And it just goes to show when you hire a great head coach and you get a, you hit on a rookie quarterback like that, who's playing at this level, how fast it can happen. Like they're already in the playoffs, uh,

I do think that they lack some of the pieces to really compete for the Super Bowl this year. That's my own opinion. But I think it's remarkable that they're in the playoffs that quickly. And it's a testament to Dan Quinn, Kingsbury and all those players. They went out and hired some they went out and signed some really good veterans. Bobby Wagner, Zach Ertz.

I just think that they really did a good job of getting pieces to help shape that culture with some veteran guys, bringing in the right coaches, hitting on draft picks. And it's just been a remarkable year for the commanders. 100%. I'm right there with you. Bigger rookie surprise. I'd probably say Bo Nix, man. I think Jaden Daniels, a Heisman winner. You kind of saw –

The flashes? Yeah, you saw the flashes. Not that Bo Nix didn't have any flashes. I just think... No, but there are a lot more... To your credit, there are... Sorry, I did not mean to cut you off. No. There are a lot more people doubting the Bo Nix pick than the Jaden Daniels pick. So I think that's the reality of it. When you look back on it, though, man, I mean, you watch Bo Nix in college, man. That dude can fucking ball. And I'm telling you, the moment...

I saw him fired up on the sideline, throwing it back at Sean Payton. I love that. I mean, in the right amount, like it can't be all the time. Yeah. And there was something about throwing. Yeah. Who knows how fiery that even was, but you already know. Who cares? All I know is that he cares.

That's why I like to see it. Because, like, not that it's the right way to handle it. You've got to be controlled as a quarterback, and you've got to be poised, so you can't do it too much. But every once in a while, in the right moment to do that, it's like, oh, okay. And it's not, like, over the top. It's not a ridiculous amount. It's just, like, you can tell he wants to win games. He wants to be great, and that's a huge part of it. And if it is over the fucking top –

Realize it in the fucking moment. Talk to whoever you just went above and beyond with and fucking get it right and let them know, listen, man, I just fucking want this shit. I'm with you. I'm with you. He's a killer, man, and you can tell he's competitive as hell. And, dude, when you take great traits and you take a competitive individual, usually that leads to a good football player. I hear you. Okay, of the teams with home games, what's the toughest place for a playoff game to play at? Ooh, that's a good one. I mean, listen.

Yeah, I think you got to go arrowhead. I will say. No, this is wild card. This is wild card. Okay, if we're just going this round, Buffalo's obviously got crazy home field advantage, one from the fans, but also two from the weather.

I'm a homer. I'm going to be a homer. I think the link is a hard place to fucking win a playoff game in. And I think it's been all these games. The link is probably the one that I think it is. It's fucking loud. It's cold because it's in the Northeast. So some of these Southern teams come up, although Green Bay is not going to be dealing with too much. They're not going to be nervous about the cold. I think the link is hard to win a football game in. Yeah.

Especially the playoff game. I mean, we lost in Tampa Bay last year, but I think it's... I'd probably go Buffalo or the Link are my top two. What's harder, the Link or Arrowhead? I mean...

All right. Let's move on. Let's move on. Let's move on. Let's move on. Don't even. You want to fucking. You want to step into the loudest stadium in the world? I think it's equal. I think it's equal. It's like the loudest, nicest stadium in the world or the almost loudest. And you just got a bunch of. People are just going to tear you apart. Bunch of motherfuckers. You're going to throw rocks at the buses. All right. Hypothetical. Please don't do that, Philadelphians. Hypothetical. All the games are on at once.

What games are the YouTube TV quad box? Okay, well, this is a hypothetical. Shout out to YouTube TV and the quad box. No doubt, no doubt. I'm going...

I think that Bucs-Washington game is going to be fun to watch. I think that fucking Vikings-Rams game is going to be fun to watch. As much as I think Buffalo is a better team, I think Denver right now is playing really fucking good football. So I'll probably watch that one. And I think...

For me, the game that I'll probably end up playing the winner of is the Chargers versus Houston game. So I'm going to watch that one. Oh, man. I don't even know. I'll probably... So I'll definitely watch Eagles-Green Bay. They're going to fucking blow them out. I'm not going to watch that game. I mean, dude, Green Bay is surprising. Matt LaFleur sometimes can dial up some stuff. Dude, I got all the respect in them. Yeah. I just don't see it. Jordan Love, when he's on, he can sling it. I think that game...

I don't think it's going to be a blowout, but I do think the Eagles will win. I'm definitely watching Baltimore versus Steelers because I'm an AFC North kind of guy, and I think that that matchup is always intense, even though the Steelers are floundering right now. They are struggling. They're limping to the finish line, but I can't help myself. Bills, Broncos, and I'm probably watching Tampa Bay, Washington.

Really? Yeah. I mean, the Vikings LA one is interesting to me. The one that I'm definitely not watching is Houston versus Chargers. I don't know why that one's like not even, that's the least interesting game to me. Is that fair? I, I, I'm watching it because I think that's probably who your teams I'm going to play. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Well, this is just based off the seating. The reality is I'm watching all of these games because playoff football is the fucking best, but if they all played at once and I have to watch only four, that's probably the forum goal. That's probably the best way you can answer that. Yeah. All right.

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doing this on Christmas episode, we'll blindly rank 10 of the best plays from the NFL season. And this is as about a true blind ranking as possible because I really don't remember a lot of the great plays from the NFL season. We will only see one play at a time and place it on the list before seeing the next one.

So one by one, we'll just throw it one through 10 on where we think it resides. And one change, me and Jason will have one veto each. All right, so we can veto each other one time. You can veto the play. Like we can say like it doesn't belong in the top 10. I'll give you one veto each of this is not a top 10 play. I have backups ready to go.

One change is me and Jason will be able to veto one play out of the entire top 10. So if we think this plays dog shit and Brandon did a terrible job of bringing 10 plays in, uh, we will hear. They can hear me on this recording. Oh, they can't. Perfect. Nice. I just really hope I remember these plays. All right. Let's, uh, let's take a look at the first play. Then Brandon first play from week 16 lions bears. Ooh. Oh my. The fake stumble. Oh,

Pretty good. Pretty good. I mean, the only reason I want to almost veto this because, like, I don't think the stumble affected fucking anything. Like, I mean, can we rewind it? Let me see what the linebackers do. Does anybody react to this thing? I mean, they definitely don't react. They definitely don't just retreat. You know what? All right. I'll leave it in there.

I mean, it's low, though. It's low, though. The entire sideline was screaming, too. I think it deserves to be up there just for the creativity and the amount of bought in from everybody, including the sideline. Jared Goff. Jared Goff. That's a great trip. It looks like he's falling. It looked like he was falling. Yeah.

It almost looked like the week before where he did fall to win the game on fourth down. I just think that the lateral to Penny Sewell is a much better Lions play that never ended up going in. The lateral to the tackle, the hook and lateral to the right tackle. All right, anyways. Okay, where do we think this is? We can't put it too high. You can throw it at 10. I think 10 is a solid. Right? It didn't determine a game. Like, it's a fun trick play, but it wasn't like that. I'm with you. We'll go 10. 10. Throw it in. 10. 10.

Lions had some awesome plays, so I think there's going to be another Lions clip up here pretty soon. Play number two from week 13, Bills Niners. Oh, this is a great one. This is a good one. Just backyard ball right here. The old snow game. And Josh, this was the first time a player ever threw and ran a

He had a completion and a receiving touchdown. Yes, all in the same play, right? Yeah. And it was the first time that's ever happened? Yep.

I think you got to put this high. No, no, no, no, no. No, it's not. No, it's not. Marcus Mariota did it against the Chiefs in the playoffs. He threw a ball to somebody. Darrell Rivas smacked it down, and he then caught it and went into the end zone. Yeah, but that's not a rushing touchdown if he smacked it down, right? No, this was a receiving touchdown, I thought. This was a receiving touchdown. Oh, yeah. Okay, either way.

Rare that this happens. Semantics. Yeah. I think this is awesome play. I think... Can't go too high. Can't go too high. Can't go too high. I mean, they're winning 21 to 3. Is it just a heads up? Like, they're beating the piss out of them. Yeah, it's only the first half, though. So... It's a good play. It says third quarter right there. Third quarter. It's second half. Okay, let's go...

What do you think? Three or four, maybe? What? No, let's throw this at five. Let's not get too bold. I'll go five. I'll go five. Let's not get too bold. Yeah, leave some space. Leave some space. I think this is a dope play, though. There were some other Josh Allen plays this year. I could feel it. Week 10, Broncos Chiefs. Oh, that was fucking electric. Yes, it was. I mean, you got to play that. You didn't even let us watch the entire thing. Oh, boy!

The Chiefs have won! Kevin Harlan on it too, dude. Oh, shout out to Harlan, man. It's so good. It is so good. So epic, dude. His voice. He might be one of my favorites. I mean, he's up there as one of my favorites. He is really good. Dude, honestly, a little biased, but I think that goes above Josh Allen's lateral. I kind of agree. Dude, blocking a field goal to win a game as a walk-off,

And not only like kind of getting lucky, but like they like knew exactly what they were doing. They knew where like it was like thought out. I'm pretty sure Chanel called it, like said, like, we're going to go block this. He did. So all around, I think it's just a fucking crazy play. There were a few there were a few big block field goals this season, though. So I don't know if I'm just being biased. Do you want to go four or three on this?

Or do you want to go higher? I think it's either four or six. It's either four or six. I'll let you call it. Just because it ended up in the only reason the Chiefs won the game and Josh Allen lateral was like up 21-3, I'll put it at four. If we're going four or six, I'll go four. All right. From week 12, Cowboys, Commanders, 99 yard kick return. Oh, my God. I mean, it's a turpentous fast. Hit that B button.

Hit that B button on him. Oh, shit. Dude, this was electric. It's a dope play. I mean, this has got to be up there. This has got to be up there three or two. It's got to be up there. If not one. I don't know. I can't remember what play would be better this season. You think this is better than that block kick to win the game? Dude, a kick return with three minutes left in the game? Yeah. I mean, it's a dope play. He fumbles the ball.

He picks that shit up on the one-yard line with everybody 10 yards from him. All right, I'll go three. I'll go three. Oh, my God. I don't think it's as good as the Josh Allen play, if I'm being honest. I'll go three. You're insane. Week eight, Washington Bears. Walk off? Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's the fuck up. The only reason I can't give this one that high is because, like, it's an insane amount of luck, and the Bears fucked it up more than they even got it right. So it's like...

That's a good shot taken. Listen, he did his job. He did his job. Everybody did their job. He was right where he needed to be. This is teach tape right here. If you're in a football locker room. And it was to win the game. So it's, I mean. Yeah. I'll give it a nice solid seven or eight. Seven sounds good. Seven sounds good. From week 15. Let's go.

believe this is you can just put the saquon hurdle at one already there it is that's what i was thinking of i do i do love a big man oh that was electric oh i mean it's a great play it is a great play

It's so good. It's so good. Dude, a big man pick? Are you kidding me? Is that a pick or is that a fucking strip? That was like a fucking strip. Yeah. Oh, that stiff arm. Do you know how hard it is to stiff arm a 300-pound fucking offensive lineman? I just love he hits him with the shush-shush at the beginning of that. Go back to the start of that. Get that shush-shush in there. Bing-bing. He goes right here. He hits it. And then right away, he gets the ball up. Shush-shush. Stiffy.

Set up the block. Hit the highway. Oh, so good. Goddamn, that's good. It's a great play, but we can't put it up. We got to hold two and six. I think eight is a solid spot. I think it's an eight or nine play. Nice. All right. From week nine, Jets-Texans. Week nine. What happened on this play? Oh, this catch was great. That's a great catch. It didn't count. It wasn't a catch. Jets-Jake. Jets-Jake rule.

It counted. His shin goes down. Yeah, I thought it got overturned, right? It did. It did. It counted. It counted his what? His shin. His shin was down. They called it a touchdown. Eventually. I mean, if that's a catch, that's a two. You got to throw it at two. That's a fucking insane catch. God damn, that's insane. I mean, if that's in the...

For a touchdown, too? God damn, that's nasty. We're going two? Yeah, we got to go two. That was a fucking unbelievable. Yeah. All right. You've been waiting for it. From week nine. Hold on. Eagles. Jags. Slide. Number one. There's no way there's any play. It's so fucking crazy.

It's so crazy. I could watch this shit all day. This is fucking poetry. You'd jump over somebody backwards. The spin move alone would have been in the top ten of this list. Oh, God. All right, keep it going. Yeah, week five. This is Saints-Chiefs. Oh, Sir Binky. I'll go nine. I love the play. Sir Bink! Get up on the hover, look at him. Yeah! I fucking love that dude, man.

Shout out to Sir Bank. Top 10 play of the year. I go nine on Sir Bank. It's right below the sweat play. I feel like that's a good spot for it. All right. And this will be number six if it holds. This is from week 16. Chargers Broncos. The free kick. Yeah, we'll veto this. God damn it.

Genius use of the strategy, but no. Vito. Okay, it's out. It's out. Who's using their Vito? I'll use it. This shit was buns. All right. Sorry. The guy just did a practice kick that he said it warm-ups all freaking out. Listen, you only see it every 60 years. It was a great job by Harbaugh to utilize a...

stupid rule but okay we are going to our first backup play of the year it is from week 16 Bengals Browns it is the Burrow Horizontal TD I mean that was a fucking hell of a throw I want to veto this one too this isn't that like yeah shout out to Joey B it's a great I mean listen Joe deserves to be up here but I don't know if that's the one

That's not better than the Washington Hail Mary. So I got to veto it and hope that something better than these ones is in there. I mean, I know one Bengals play right now that's better than everything. All right, well, let's get to our next two alternates. Next two alternates. Give me a break here. How is Lamar Jackson not on here anywhere? It wasn't on the list that I stole from. Dude, you're ridiculous. His fucking touchdown like two weeks ago. The one that he had where he stiff-armed the Bengals? Yes, that one should definitely be on here.

And this would be the perfect slot for it. All right, do it. We can't. Brandon, that's not how the blind ranking works. I'll give you one. I'll give you one. I'll give you one. No. Let's hear it. Let's see what you put up here. All right. All right. What are we stuck with? From week two, Vikings, Niners, 99-yard touchdown reception. Jefferson. I mean, it's electric. Yeah. I think this is good. I'm fine with this.

As a number six? I mean, it can be up there. I don't know if it's – I think we're leaving out some other top ten plays. We 100% are, but it's a blind ranking. Of all the ones we presented, I feel very good about this list. I feel better about this list now, yeah. Yeah.

I'm with you, though. The Josh Allen lateral probably could have been a little higher. Very solid. Solid list. Some plays that could have probably been up here. We just talked about the Lamar play. Bengals cornerback interception week two against us. I don't know how the fuck Britt even caught that fucking ball. I'm still confused on how he caught that fucking ball. That was one of the best interceptions I've ever seen in my life. Yeah. Yeah. Other than that.

Shout out to everybody. Please send any play that we missed to at JChat85 on Twitter. And who knows? We'll do this again. Good luck with that one. Good luck, buddy. His DMs are open, guys. Get in there. Let him know what he got wrong.

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Our guy Ryan Reynolds. All right. Hello, brothers. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. I have a very, very important question to ask. I'm here watching some football and hanging out with family. And we started talking. And I have a very, very important question to ask. And I think you two are the only ones that can answer. What happened to the jockstrap? Seriously.

I don't think you boys wear them anymore. You just see everything hanging and moving and running. And Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. What happened to the jock? All right. Take care. Not as aware. It's a lot of fun. Bye. Not as aware as this woman at what's going on with the genitals throughout the game, but you know, watch the game for wherever you watch the game for, you know, I'm not here to judge why someone's watching the game and,

Whether or not they're checking out which guys got what jock straps on or. What happened to the jock strap is they invented compression shorts and they're just way more efficient at holding everything in place and better. And it eliminates the chafing that could possibly go on. Correct. But I'll be honest. So it's like you knock out two birds with one stone. You got a fucking gold powder, your gooch and your thighs every fucking day. You could just throw on some compression shorts. I still wore the jock strap. There's something I liked about the jock strap. Nice. And I only wore it on game day though.

And I would walk around the locker room making my pre-workout and nothing but my jockstrap, and I thought it was funny. So maybe that's the reason I wore it. But I also thought it, like, cupped my butt cheek nice, and it made my butt look better. I didn't realize you were going for a nice look. I needed help because I don't have a great ass, so...

All right. There you go. I think, yeah, the compression shorts came in. Yeah, they're a little bit better. They're doing the job. Nobody's – well, and also, not a lot of guys wear cups anymore, and the jockstrap was initially to hold the cup. Well, that's how we always use it, but I do think the jockstrap was also utilized before compression shorts to hold the junk. But once you have compression shorts, you didn't need that. Yeah, I hear you.

All righty. Glad we could help you out. By the way, get your mind out of the... What was that woman's name? Do we remember? No, she just said Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you. Just watch some football. You know, you get a free... She's acting like she's not happy about it. It's so disturbing seeing everybody's junk just jump around on the TV. All of this phallic meat bouncing from thigh to thigh.

I'm going to throw one at you that I just hate this question, and I hate people who ask it. So I want to see how you guys feel. Perfect. Hey, guys. This is William from Montgomery. William Montgomery? Montgomery where? I just wanted to know what your opinion is on fall weddings. Fall weddings? Me and my girlfriend have talked about getting married. Talked about it. And she wants a fall wedding. And I told her, good luck with that. I'm going to be at a football game. Oh, my gosh.

So I just wanted to know your guys' opinion on that. Appreciate it. Sounds like this marriage is going to work out great. I actually don't know

People who have gotten married in the fall because all the weddings I've been to and all my friends always do it in the summer, I guess. Yeah, we can't go usually. I think Jason's pretty spot on with you guys got to be more in sync on things. You got to be willing to find a weekend where the team isn't playing anybody good maybe. Also, if...

You really do have a problem with that. Maybe it's in her best interest to not have it in the fall so that she knows you're invested in the anniversary every time it comes around. I think you guys should duke that out. I don't think we have any say on what you should be doing here. Um,

And yeah, I mean, I've seen weddings in fucking February. I've seen weddings everywhere but the fall. So I'm not sure if the fall is a good wedding season. Brother, I'm going to tell you right now, do the fall in the wedding and avoid this frivolous fighting that means absolutely fucking nothing. You can watch the football game another like record it and watch it again. Like, I don't know what you want me to say. Like,

There's certain things that are more important than football, and if the wedding isn't more important than football, we got some bigger issues here. Like, I get what you're saying. You can do it another time. Just speaking from experience. Unless we got a big parlay. Unless we got a big parlay.

And we got to fucking, sweetie, we got to make this money. That's how we pay for the wedding. Unless that's how you're paying for the wedding. How do we pay for the booze at the wedding if I can't make sure this parlay hits? I just don't get, there's a lot of days in the fall that there's not football. We can't find a- Like, name one.

Well, depending on whether he goes to college and NFL games on Sunday, like you can go on a Friday. You can have a wedding on a Friday. Yeah, but it's a weekend thing. It's a little inconsiderate for travel. Don't make my friends have to not go. Everybody's got season tickets, all right? Don't make my friends have to choose whether or not they have to sell their tickets that week.

There's a lot more important things in footballs and weddings happen to be one of them. And not arguing with your wife is high up there with more important than football. So I would just do the wedding whenever she wants to, because that's kind of your job now. So football is life. Football is life.

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