Will Compton, Panthers Win The Cup Plus A Drunk Ending Of The Show Live From Beer Games
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And the Florida Panthers are Stanley Cup champions. And Connor McDavid cannot win the big one. That part is unfortunately true unless you count the Conn Smythe trophy as the big one. But the Panthers did it. They stopped what would have been the most embarrassing Stanley Cup final ever. Because we've had the 3-0 win.

teams lose in in the hockey playoffs obviously it's happened in baseball but never in the actual final i think didn't happen like in 1942 yeah you're right yeah it was pre-war yes and it was the toronto maple leaf that's what yeah but yeah your boy hitler was still alive yeah my boy yeah he had one good idea which was to kill hitler yes that's true we can agree on that yeah but uh yeah this would have been

They stole history from us. That's kind of how I look at this. Congrats to the Panthers. You earned it. You were the better team over the course of seven games. However, I'm mourning the lack of history that was made last night. It did feel... I was rooting for the Oilers. I wanted to see Conor McDavid get his big moment. It felt like it was all working perfectly. You have those times in sports where it's like,

If you know the whole, the whole cliche, like if you gave this script, everyone would throw it out in Hollywood. That's what it felt like. If Connor McDavid had a game winning goal at the end of the third period or in overtime. But what the Panthers did is they just, they played great defensive hockey and Bob was awesome again. And it was an awesome, awesome game. That,

That six-minute stretch where there was no whistle in the second period was so much fun to watch, and it ended with a Panthers goal. That was basically the game. That was the game in terms of game-winning goal, but that was the game in the fact that the Oilers had really good chances. The Panthers had really good chances. There was no whistle. They were going back and forth, and it was essentially whoever can get a goal out of this period is going to win this game, and that's what happened. Yeah, that was a crazy six-minute period, and I think that...

The game overall, I don't think was that enjoyable for anybody watching it because it's so stressful. Oh, I enjoyed it because I had no real... I had no big bet. I had no rooting interest. I enjoyed the hell out of it. You know what I'm saying, though? Game sevens in hockey, it's just all anxiety all the time. Both teams' buttholes are puckered up. All the fan base, they're just...

terrified of something bad happening and when you watch that you can even feel that at least for me as a neutral party that didn't have a bet on either team that was just I was kind of rooting for history and that's pretty much it I was I was still feeling like it was it was fun because it was sports and it was game seven it was a big moment but the entire time you feel uneasy watching that yeah but I oh I enjoyed watching every second of it I thought it was just awesome every chance the the Oilers that that one chance that McDavid had like maybe six minutes left

Where he got the puck poked from him. It just... Yeah, it was great. It was great. I love Game 7s. And yeah, I know what you're saying. But I just... As someone who didn't... I wasn't going to sleep different on... Like, if the Oilers won or the Panthers won, it wasn't going to change my life. I had maximum enjoyment of that game. I liked it because it was Game 7. And it meant a lot. And you could tell that every moment on the ice. Like, it was an entire, like, three hours of big moments. One right after the other. Yeah.

And I think the Panthers fans, if you were to ask them, how did you feel watching game seven? They probably hated game seven. Oh yeah. They probably hated. That was probably, you never want to go back and think about any of that again. You're going to watch the final minute and you're going to watch, you know, the celebration afterwards and you're going to feel great about it.

But that entire game could not have been comfortable because the entire time it was like, are we going to be the biggest choke artists in history? And not only that, but it felt like the last 10, 15 minutes of the game was just the Oilers in the Panther zone getting chance after chance after chance. And then they finally ran out of gas. It was kind of crazy actually watching the end.

When they pull the goalie and the Oilers, like I think McDavid fell down in the middle of the ice. Someone else had an errant pass. They actually ran out of gas with like a minute left and couldn't even really muster up one final shot. So as a hockey guy and a sabermetrics guy, I think we can all agree that the goalie should have been pulled with like six minutes left in the period.

Yeah, maybe not six, but I definitely think four and a half. I think you pull the goalie super early. I feel like, I don't know, just at the end of the game, they didn't get that guy out of there until like a minute 45, two minutes left. Well, they got screwed by a couple. They lost a face off, and then they turned it over, and it was like they just never got the correct setup to get him off. I do think they should have got him off earlier. I don't know. Six and a half minutes would be...

lot well I'm joking about six and a half but it should it should definitely be more than one minute yeah 45 seconds three and a half four minutes yeah so I think a lot of teams they wait and they like the the clock strikes too and they're like okay now we can pull the goalie because that's what we've seen other teams do but in that situation if you don't win right then what are you doing out there you might as well just go for it right and you just need as many shots as you can get and they never really got set up for that last big shot uh

I did not realize how much I liked Paul Maurice until after the game. Yes. And his interviews that he was doing. And then I went back and I watched a bunch of his press conferences from earlier this season. Yep. That guy, that's central casting hockey coach right there. I appreciate the hell out of that guy. I love him. I also love Brody the dog. Did you guys see Brody the dog? I didn't see Brody the dog. Brody the dog was sitting ringside, front row, a giant shaggy ass dog. You got to check out Brody the dog. He's that dude. I think that's his name.

I don't know, but he's an influencer Brody the dog The dog is, yeah Is he an OnlyFans? I think they call him Brody that dude Okay, Brody the dog Yeah Also, shout out Evan Rodriguez What are you laughing about memes? Hank just, oh, not talking in the mic We are in a hotel in Nashville, by the way We're in a secret covert operation No one knows we're here We'll get to that in a second That felt like a personal shot for memes to Hank You were snickering at him

Yeah, you were. You both are. No, I mean, he was blaming Max. He just pointed at Max. Shane's just sitting in the corner. I didn't snicker. I just pointed to Hank to talk into the mic. Shane ordered a ribeye for breakfast. And then he spat on it before he ate it. He always spits on his ribeyes. All right, wait. Brody the Dude? Brody that Dude? Brody that Dude. I think if you just look up Brody the Dog. I did look up Brody the Dog. I can't find Brody the Dog.

What I was going to say is shout out Evan Rodriguez being the first Evan on the Stanley Cup. Yeah. So we might know an Evan, but we're not going to say who it is because we don't want to ruin the illusion for anyone.

Right. We might know a guy that's really good at picking the lottery ball. Right. He's not quite. Scratches his ears a lot. Yeah, he's not always operating on 100, but he's operating really, really close to 100. Correct. Brody, can you pull it up? I'm looking Brody the dog. I mean, Twitter, if you search for Brody the dog on Twitter, you're just going to see someone get hit by a train. Yeah. Are you looking for a cute dog? Well, here's a Russian soldier getting shot in the head. Here's an FPV drone attack.

Brody the dog. And then his owner is what? Is his owner like a bodybuilder? I don't care about the owner. I just, I'm obsessed with Brody the dog. Okay. I like Brody the dog. Sitting front row. Imagine being sitting, imagine having seats behind Brody the dog. Do you think, so the dog influencers. Careful. What? Oh, Miss Peaches. I like Miss Peaches. Miss Peaches is great. But do you, how often do you think

There is... I'm trying to use my words carefully here. How often do you think there is... How often do you think fucking happens between two dog owners or a dog owner with that Instagram...

handle of their dog uses the DM. Yeah. Yes. That definitely happens all the time. Yes. Yes. Like if you're, well, not all the time, the dog, not all the time. Is that not weird? Do you not sit back and say, Hey, I just, like, I, I met this chick. We hooked up. We had a great time. We had sex. Oh, how did you guys meet? She slid into my golden doodles. DMS. I think that definitely happens a lot. Yes. It has to happen a lot, but is that not, is there,

Do you tell that story if you get married to this woman? How we met story? She thought my dog was cute. I think that's how you say it. I mean, it's no different than going to the dog park. Taking your dog out on a walk and someone comes up. Hey, can I pet your dog? Yeah, you want to fuck? Yeah, that's actually a good point. It's the same thing. It's just taking it to the new age. It's online. It does feel a little scummy because you're using pictures of your dog.

And then at some point she might be sexting with an avatar of your dog. Right back to her. Do you think you start the sexting off in your dog voice?

Because you have to leave the illusion that the dog is typing, right? Yeah, you got to be like, oh, I got this bone I got to bury. Yeah, right. Oh. Yeah. So that definitely has to... Oh, Dix are hitting up Brody the dog. He's got a red rocket he wants to put in your mouth. Yeah, the paw emoji, paw emoji. I also think that probably a lot of times two separate dog influencers' parents...

they start talking to each other back and forth as the dogs. Yeah. As both dogs. Yeah, play dates. They DM as the dogs, in character as the dogs, and then at some point be like,

Are you talking to me or are you talking to dog right now? Yeah, right. And again, this is not about Miz Peaches Dave because Dave is famous in his own right. I'm talking about the people who have no fame, but their dog has insane fame. You definitely use that dog to fuck. Right, because it's just a regular person. Then all of a sudden your dog has 2 million followers. Yeah.

People are hitting that up. They're not you. You have a thought. No one knows who you are. They know who your dog is. And then you start to think that you're famous. Right. Because people know your dog. Right. Wow. Yeah. Okay. I never really thought about it. I would actually like to have a dog influencer on the show. Yeah, we should. Uh,

By the way, this all counts as Stanley Cup recap for anyone who complains about hockey. This all is part of the Stanley Cup recap. So when you say, oh, you only talked about the Stanley Cup for two minutes? No, no, no. This counts. It was a great talk. It was fantastic. With great seats. It was a great talk. So you want to have an interesting debate? Yeah. Connor McDavid, kind of a dick move not accepting the trophy. Oh, I like it.

I think it's a dick move to give him the trophy. Yes. You should be allowed to take yourself out of the conversation. Yeah, you should. I lost. I don't want this. Preemptively decline it. Yeah, I've seen people having the discourse out there about whether or not he's unclassy for not going out on the ice to accept the trophy. One, being unclassy to the league. Two, being unclassy to the fans that traveled from Edmonton.

I think that at that point, if you're Connor McDavid, like fuck all that, just go, go cry in the locker room and do whatever you got to do to get over the loss. Like it's kind of fucked up to expect a guy to go back out there on the ice and be like, thank you for this prestigious award right after the biggest soul crushing moment of my life. There's that is a true no win situation. Yeah. If he stays and accepts that trophy, everyone will make fun of him and say, what a loser you want. You actually like, you know, held up that trophy after losing the Stanley cup. Yeah.

I have no problem with him not accepting it. Why would you want to accept it? It's cool that he won it. He was the best player in these playoffs. He broke all these records. But fuck off on giving me that trophy after I just had my guts ripped out and was on the brink of a historical, historical comeback. Yeah, no, I have no problem with it.

I didn't realize – so obviously I know the Stanley Cup stays in Toronto. I didn't realize that Conn Smythe does as well. Like, the fact that you just don't get any of these trophies in the NHL, that's weird. So you don't get a moment with it? You get a moment with it, but then you have to give it back. Because you don't get to take it for the summer. You just have to keep giving back the trophies. Because I was joking, like, if it was, like, the NBA MVP or Super Bowl MVP, they get the actual trophy. If you won that as the losing team –

I would sell that in auction so fast and just hope that the cash I got back filled the void of the loss in my heart, which it wouldn't, but it would try. You certainly can't be proud of that trophy. You can't display it. No. Imagine having that in your house. No. And they're like, oh, Conn Smythe winner. Congratulations. The only way that that Conn Smythe trophy becomes cool for Conor McDavid is if he ends up winning like four or five cups. Yeah. And he wins the Conn Smythe in all of those cups.

And then it becomes a fun little trivia like, Connor McDavid has five Stanley Cups and six Conn Smites. That's cool. Yeah, I would say... But other than that, it's not going to be a cool trophy. I would say it's probably the meanest gift you can give to somebody. Yeah, yeah. And Gary Bettman, did you see he tried? He tried so hard to kind of... He knew how awkward the moment was. So he, instead of just saying the Conn Smythe trophy goes to Connor McDavid...

He was like, and this player broke all types of records these playoffs. He broke Wayne Gretzky's assist record. Like almost like a Mount Rushmore pick being like, this is why I'm picking it. This is why it's a good pick. You can't give that award to him. No. It feels very mean. It feels very mean in points. Just give it to Bob. Look, Conor McDavid, the back-to-back four-point games were insane. It's a team sport.

But he did not have his big moment in the last, I don't know, five periods of this series, six periods of this series. I would say – He had a puck on his stick with an empty net. Right. Yeah. I would say it would be better to not give him the trophy than it would be to give him the trophy because if you don't give him the trophy, then you know everyone's always going to say, that was a great series, but you know what?

Connor McDavid should have gotten the concept of that trophy. And so it becomes a positive as opposed to like, yeah, he got it, but he lost the Stanley Cup. Yeah. It sucks. Sucks for the Oilers, but great for the Panthers. Throwing rats on the ice. You know, it's... The Panthers probably are one of the...

not most shit on fan bases, but they've got to be at the bottom of respect. But there are some diehard Panthers fans. It's kind of like when the Blackhawks played the Kings in 2015, I want to say, and I went out to LA and I got like mingling with some of the Kings fans, I realized there was some really, really cool, very diehard Kings fans. And that's a fan base that gets shit on as well. You know, warm weather, climate, all that stuff. I think Florida is probably the similar where it's like,

You know, it's not the most popular sport in South Florida, but there are definitely some fans that have been along for the ride for the entirety of this franchise existence and been through some really shitty days. And this is a really cool, you know, being able to stop...

the most embarrassing loss in Stanley Cup final history is both satisfying and probably the biggest relief you can possibly have. Yeah, shout out Brooks. Yeah, shout out Brooks. He's definitely super happy. Yeah, if you're a diehard Panthers fan and you've gone to games over the years where you've stunk, your team has been bad, you're in South Florida, nobody cares about hockey except for you, you've gone through losing seasons, you're more battle-tested than most fan bases out there. And it's specific to, I think, hockey more than anything, like the warm-weather hockey season

fan bases are always going to be up against it. Yeah. You know, there's nothing that they can really do to convince the rest of the hockey community that they are actually diehards just by the fact that they're warm weather climates. You have to go to games wearing sweaters in the 99 degree weather. Right. Right. That's hardcore shit. Right. And their arena is in a mall, I think. Sunrise. Yeah. Sunrise. Sunrise, Florida. And Jake...

Jake missed it by two shows to be on the list of people who have championships and would have left only Max. We can give this to Jake. Yeah, no, Jake was on part of my take for the Stanley Cup Finals, just not the last couple games. So Jake finishes it off that everyone who's been on part of my take has won some type of championship. Yeah, that's pretty cool.

There's a lot of people in my DM saying that I have to leave part of my take to ever win a championship. Oh, unfortunately you can't legally ever leave. If you look at your contract, you're in indentured servitude to me and PFT for the rest of your life. Good. So yeah, that's non-negotiable.

Guess what? You might win one at some point. Phillies look pretty good. Yeah, Phillies look good. We'll get to that. Okay, we'll get to that. We'll get to that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll get to that. Corey Perry. Yes. Unfortunate for Corey Perry. What a shame. The right winger on the Oilers. He lost the Stanley Cup for his fourth time in five years on four different teams. So he was on the Stars, the Canadiens, the Tampa Bay Lightning, and Edmonton Oilers. Oh, man.

I'm so sad for Corey Perry. Tough for him. Corey Perry's a fucking scumbag. Why do you not like Corey Perry? I don't know anything about him. Well, I mean, he was on the Blackhawks this year, then there was all rumors, but I hate him from when he was on the Ducks. Oh, that's right. I remember he's that guy from the Blackhawks. Yes. He's a real. But I hated him before he was on the Blackhawks in this shit. He's a real motherfucker. I hated him on the Ducks, though.

Because the Ducks and the Hawks went after each other a bunch. Also, how about this? In the Jake files for... Whoa, that's wild. Jason Tatum.

Yeah. Kachok. Yeah. Went to high school together. Yeah. Pretty wild. I don't think that's wild because we've heard about it so much. It's wild. It's lost its wild meter. It's the Stafford and Clayton Kershaw. Yeah, but they've been playing that video for like five years, so it's like the wild meter is gone. That picture was everywhere last night. Yeah. Wouldn't you agree, though? The wild meter goes down once... To be wild, it has to be one of those things that people...

didn't really expect or didn't really realize but they've hit us over the head with it so much it's kershaw stafford yeah right yeah it's not even wild anymore i still think kershaw stafford's wild yeah i mean it's not it's just it's wild it's wild um who do you think is the bigger star between those two at their high school kachuk because it's st louis right yeah big hockey town do you think kachuk's batman tatum's do you think it's or to wear a t-shirt with your own picture on it

No. I could find like hundreds of examples. Yeah, I have no aura. Perfect example. Great. Find it. I have no aura. It's a fair point. Yeah, I have no aura.

You didn't, did you know what the word aura meant like a fucking week ago? No, no, but now I do and it's awesome because it triggers you so hard. Yeah, I just know that it makes Hank mad. It's just, it's whatever. You guys are grasping like as hard as you possibly can for anything. You even said it in your caption that Jalen Brown went all the way to France and then came back.

For a Red Sox game, you're like, that's maximum aura. Wow, Jason Tatum was in that picture with him. I did not say that. Yeah, you did. No. What did you say? I did not. What did you say? I said, Jalen went from Boston to Paris and then Paris back to Boston. That's dedication. Oh, okay. Huh. Interesting. Under a picture of Jason Tatum and Jalen Brown that the Red Sox captioned. But you didn't mention Jason Tatum in that picture.

Because you couldn't even see him because he has no aura. No, my point was just that Jalen Brown's dedicated. You can't even see him. Well, don't worry. Jalen Brown might be running you out of business. We'll get to that. What? Look at that necklace. We'll get to it. Hot, sea, cool, throw him. What is it? We'll get to it. Hot, sea, cool, throw him. What is it, Hank? Tell me. Tell me what it is. Hot, sea, cool, throw him. Okay. All right. Let's just do hot, sea, cool, throw him then. By the way, we are...

Just to set the table, we're going to have Will Compton on that we taped last week. And then at the end of the show, we're going to do our Mount Rushmore drunk after beer game. So you're seeing the whole evolution of today's... You're basically going on an entire day with us because we're taping this at 8 in the morning in our hotel room. And then we're going to...

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We do have new cell blue. Oh, you just took. You don't have a hot seat cool thrown. So you took. No, no, no, no. All right. I was I was going to try and plug before I told you how Jalen Brown is going to run. But wait, why wouldn't you put coffee on the cool throw? Because it's on the hot seat. So look up the you see the necklace Jalen Brown's been wearing. Are you going to actually plug Jalen Brown's coffee company? Does he have one? Well, no, because that's the thing. It's not coffee. What is it? It's cocaine. It's caffeine in a necklace.

What? Yeah, it's cocaine. That necklace. Ready? This is the website. Dave said, like, when they were walking, I was like, what is that necklace? I was like, I guarantee it's something crazy. Then I looked it up. It's thousands of dollars. Okay, so we're good.

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Yeah, so basically you can just wear a necklace and get caffeine ingested into you. I am going to purchase one of these. This seems like the best idea ever. So it's a necklace that digitally puts caffeine into your bloodstream? And melatonin if you want it. Can you control which is which? Yeah, I would assume. 25 blends are available to help imitate the natural magnetic. Do you even taste them? I don't know. There's no way you taste them. So why would there be different blends?

All right, yeah, it's a fair hot seat. You're right, Hank. I'm kind of screwed. The best part is that as soon after you turn your happy off, your body simply stops feeling the blend. No lingering side effects. Nothing left in your body to metabolize or eliminate. I love how dumb athletes are sometimes. It's the best. Yeah, they're just like...

Someone came up with this and was like, well, we'll get at least one guy to buy this. One pro athlete to buy this. All we need... That probably was the business model. They're like, let's create a necklace and say that it digitally inserts caffeine into your body. And then they said, well, how are we going to make money? And they're like, well, did you see the new max in the NBA is $300 million? All we need is one guy. And they're like, just get him. He's got Jalen Brown. Good for Jalen Brown. The...

What's the point of having $300 million if you don't spend it on junk science? Right? I agree. I agree. It can't hurt. Right. Actually, probably can. It could absolutely hurt. Yeah, it could destroy your career. 100% hurt. Yeah, I'm in though. I'm in. It's like the new fighting necklaces. Yeah, would you say it has aura? I'm done answering this question. I think if you wear this chain, you have aura. Somebody else is just saying the word aura. You just hate it so much. I don't hate it. Do you hate it because Tatum doesn't have any? Max? Yeah.

It wouldn't bother him so much if he didn't know that Jason Tatum had no aura. No, like, Big Cat literally doesn't know what the definition of aura is. If you see it, you can tell. You don't have to know the definition. Right. That's a fact, is it not? It's subjective, and you're never going to accept the fact that they both have it. PFT, are you following this? No, I mean, I'm going to continue saying aura. PFT's just looking for where he can find this necklace. I'm trying to find the necklace right now. He has checked out until he finds out where he can find this necklace. No, I got to buy this necklace.

What if they make a cock ring? Yeah. No, Hank, he doesn't. I'm sorry. I'm just being realistic. It doesn't. You're going to keep doing it. Like you've already run into the ground. No, I'm not running into the ground. It's just eating fat. No, we're shooting it to the moon. No, you definitely won't.

And a good thing it doesn't bother you. No, yeah, it'll be funny every time. Right, good thing it doesn't bother you. Okay, let me ask you this. This so doesn't bother you. When Jason Tatum gets to a microphone, when he's about to give a speech, are you worried, like, oh, don't say anything dumb? No. I would be. This is like the biggest cope I've ever heard. It's not a cope. Don't say anything cringe, Jason. You guys are like, we can't accept the fact that the Celtics just won the championship. How do we try and tear them down? How do we try and create division? It's not tearing them down.

It's just a stating of fact. I think this way with Nick Sirianni. Yeah, true. Every time. Every time. Yeah. No aura. No aura. But if you had a championship, you'd be like, kiss the ring, bitch. And that's what I'm going to say. Yeah, but that's fine.

But both of those things can be true. But you can't say kiss the ring. Not for Nick Sirianni. No, but you can't say kiss. No, I'm saying for you. You can't say kiss the ring, bitch, while at the same time thinking, I wish they would stop talking about his aura. I don't think that. No. Yeah, you do. I don't care. You're thinking that right now. No, I think it's just sad. You're like, I hate these guys so much. Hank, I would love it if my team won a championship and the biggest gripe was that their star didn't have aura. Correct.

That's a great position to be. Now, a better position to be PFT would be... No, I'm saying in your mind, the gripe is that your favorite player doesn't have aura. I would love that. Who said he's my favorite player? A better position to be, though, PFT would be winning a championship and having all your guys have aura. That would be great, yeah. It'd be better than having your main guy that you love so much not have aura. Define aura. I said, if you have to ask, you can't afford it.

That's a fact. You probably don't know what it means. Oh, looks like I got you. No, I don't. I don't care. Go ahead, explain it. I don't know. Define it. I don't know. See, that's the problem. So he... There's the problem. He doesn't know what it looks like. Big Cat, does Tom Brady have aura? No, you... Yes, he does. No, he does. No, no, he definitely... I was thinking about it. He definitely does have aura. I was going through... So it's not an anti-Hank thing. This is just... We're calling it as we see it. We're journalists. KG has a shitload. Yes. Painting your nails. Aura. Yes. Yes.

A good thing you're not upset. Wait, wait. I know what you're doing, Hank, but as an innocent bystander, you can't say that Caleb Williams doesn't have aura. He has so much. If anything, he's got too much aura. Right. Would you rather have aura or a championship? I'd rather have both.

Good answer. You didn't see that coming. No, I didn't. You didn't see that coming. I'd rather have both. All right, that was today's Aura Talk. I'd rather have it on Friday where we somehow trick Hank into talking about this again. It's not trick. I'm going to speak. I'm going to be like, hey, today, you know, I woke up and you're going to be like, this is the end of my voting. I'd like to have championship aura. That's what I'd like. You say that it doesn't bother you. It's...

The biggest lie ever. No, it's just like, there's one of those things where it's like, this conversation is going to happen in circles forever. And it's going to, it's just, it's like, it is annoying. Not that I don't care about you guys acting like Jason David doesn't have aura. I just know that every time I speak for the next six months, it's going to be like, yeah, but just Jason David have aura. You really sound like a guy. No, I'm kidding.

This past week, you've sounded exactly like a guy who doesn't care. You've had a two-week suck-off on this show. Can we not punch your balls once? Absolutely. People are getting upset at us. I need you and better vibes for today. You're competing in the beer. We didn't even say that. You're competing in the beer Olympics. Yeah, I'm honored. Speaking of that. People need us to bring you back down a little bit. Otherwise, they're going to unsubscribe from the show. Oh, that's already happened. I'm starting to think. Please.

Big Cat Sidebar? Yeah. I'm just trying to think. Hank doesn't have a war on it. Yeah. Max? Max? Max has a war on it. Big time. It's not great a war, but he's got it. There's something about it. Yeah, he's like the kid from fucking Peanuts. Are you talking about Pigpen? Yeah. The Dirty Kid? You called him the Dirty Kid from Charlie Brown? No, I think he's talking about Charlie Brown when he misses the... Oh, you're talking about actual Charlie Brown? No, he's talking about Pigpen. Yeah.

You didn't even know who Pinkpen was. Charlie Brown would have been a better comparison, kicking the field goal. Yeah, he is Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown has aura. No, no. Snoopy does. This is like, it's a classic Twitter meme. It's like, there's always people on here trying to claim something that's just not true. Like, Charlie Brown had hoes, low key. No, he did not.

Yeah, I think we found more than anything that Hank has no idea what he's talking about when it comes to aura. Yeah, no, definitely not. Can you send me the link to this necklace? I can't find it. Not anymore. Fuck you. I'm going to order one, though. Okay. My cool throne is three beers. Yeah? Yeah.

Did you guys see this yesterday? No. Nick Beans, golfer, he's never played a PGA Tour sanctioned event. He's never played in an event bigger than a state Open. So no corn fairies, no professional, nothing. He was in like a qualifier, just a regular Monday qualifier to get into the Rocket Mortgage Open. He finished his round. I think he was in contention but still needed some things to happen.

drank three beers, and then the round ended and he ended up in a playoff and won the playoff. I love that. He said he was like, how do you think this is going to affect? You had three beers before the playoff. And because it's not an official event, because his round was over, it's allowed because he finished his round. He can do whatever he wants.

He drank three beers. They asked him how he felt. He's like, three beers are going to make me play perfect. Like, yes, it's the perfect amount. It is. It is. Forget three beers. For the people that say, like, I need, you know, you hit a bad shot or you have a couple of bad holes. You're like, I need to drink three beers, which happens to me every round. Basically, it's true. The four beer rule is what I've always gone by. If you go to the fourth beer, you basically have to go to 10.

Or you like, because four beers, if you have four beers, you're, you're signing up for maybe not a hangover, but at least feeling a little off in the morning, anything under four, you can survive and feel fine and still get a little bug. I think three beers is the perfect amount for golfing, especially where it's like you get the buzz going, you're having a good time, but you don't get that crash afterwards. And I don't think it affects your game. If anything, it makes you more relaxed. Yeah. Golf in general is all about finding the golden ratio of,

alcohol to nicotine to whatever other substances you're ingesting on the course to get to that perfect balance and then just stay at the balance. Now you never stay at that balance because it's actually perfect for a playoff hole because you get one hole to hit that exact right ratio. But if you have to play like a back nine and you hit that three beer level on hole number 11, then you're just right with it. Then you take her with you experiment with the level three. I forget about a zillion beers. Like three beers should be a brand. Yeah. Three beers is great.

Three beers and a Fanta, maybe. Actually, we have to drink three beers to start the beer games today. Three beers, perfect. Out of a boot, each of us. That's going to suck. Yeah, I'm going tortoise and the pear mode. Yeah? Tortoise and the pear? They're both tortoises. Oh, yes, the hair, yeah.

So Max, yeah, we'll go tortoise and the pear. Who's the tortoise and who's pear? I'm going to go hair. You're going to go hair? But he loses the race. Max would read the tortoise and the hair and say, I don't know, man. I still think the hair is going to win. You're going hair and the pear. Wait, Max, what place did the hair finish in? The second. Okay, PFT. My hot seat

is going to be... Hank took one of mine. Okay. I thought I had one. My hot seat is going to be Croatia because Croatia lost in the eighth minute of stoppage time. Wait, which one? I just lied about that. Tortoise and the pear. Yeah, I was going to say because you didn't know about the necklace and there's no way you knew about the three beers. Yeah. No, my... Wait, I didn't... Good catch, Hank. Yeah, yeah. I was totally going with it. I was just like, yeah, yeah, yeah. After I said that and I remembered what Hank's hot seat cool throne was and I was like...

Which one am I going to lie about having? Oh, shit. I can't do either one. I guess I'll just fess up to it. You can do Max. No, no. I actually have some. It was just on the wrong tab that I opened up. So my hot seat is going to be Gay Paris. Oh. Paris for the Olympics. Did you see about the plan that a bunch of Parisians had to fuck with their government? No. I actually respect this out of the French. So the president...

Emmanuel Macron, and I think the mayor, Hidalgo or whatever of Paris, they were going to jump into the river in Paris to show how clean it was and to promote the Paris Olympics. So then thousands of French people said, you know what? On this day, we're going to do a flash mob down at the river. We're all going to go into the river and we're going to shit in it so that the shit gets on to our president and the mayor of the city. Oh, that's awesome.

Which is awesome. I have no idea what the politics are behind all this. I just think that it rocks to say we're going to take a shit on a president. Yes. I think that's a very fun thing to do. But then Macron said that he's not going to get in the river after all, citing like a political concern. So he just didn't want to get shit on him. Kind of a pussy move. Oh, that is a pussy move.

But I stand with the French. I do too. That's an awesome move. Trying to just do a quick prank on your president. Take a shit on him. Why not? One day a year, we should all get to shit on the president. At least throw stones at him. Yeah. Do the lottery.

Yeah, but it's always the president. It's always the president. Yeah. No, there should be like 10 people that get to slap the president and you enter a lottery at the end of every year. And then they draw out of the millions of participants, they draw 10 numbers. And then you just get to walk into a room and just power slap the fuck out of whoever the president is. Yeah, I honestly think, though, that if you smacked...

it would be like that show, Is It Cake or Not? Yeah, Is It Cake? Yeah, Is It Cake? Will It Cake? Yeah, Will It Cake? You just slap him and you're just like, wait, why do I have cake all on my hand? And he just melts. Or his head might spin 360 degrees around like in The Exorcist and just open his mouth and scream at you. Yeah. My Cool Throne is going to be focusing. Focusing is on The Cool Throne because J.J. Reddick, new coach of the Los Angeles Lakers-

He said that he is no longer in the content game. He is not doing any podcasts anymore. He turned his back on the podcast community that built him up to the point that he's at right now. Big time, big time backstabbing move on JJ's part. And I would just like to say, I think we should ban him from part of my take. JJ's banned from part of my take. No longer invited on the show.

I'd still like him on if he... Unless he decides to do podcasts again. If he'd like to come on. If he decides that he can do podcasts again, then he can come back on the show. Yes, yes. But until that moment, he's banned from part of my take. Correct. Okay, that's fair. That's fair. Yeah, I mean, I would...

Personally, I would never take an NBA head coaching job that banned me from podcasting. Nope. But that's just me. I guess it shows you where the priorities are once and for all. They're exactly right. Exactly. And then in his introductory press conference, he used the F word. He used bad language. He swore. And people are angry about that.

that people are really angry angry about that i saw peter vesey saying he was upset about it frank isola said enough already with the bleeping profanity in public and the what the bleeping excuse me in public and during press conferences politician athletes coaches over the top disgusting and jj would say i don't really give a fuck yeah um

I did kind of appreciate it. I liked it. Also, Rob Palenka had one of the worst haircuts ever, which I think was intentional. I'm not Rob Lowe. Yeah. And also everyone talked about my haircut, not talk about the fact that JJ Reddick's coaching experience is fourth grade. Yeah. That was a bad graphic that they showed. That was a tough graphic. What is fourth grade volunteer? Fourth grade volunteer. Um, I think JJ will do a good job. I just wish they were a little bit more honest about it. And especially LeBron, um,

Because he said that he had no interaction or discussion with JJ during the coaching decisions. He did a four-month interview on a podcast with him.

A four-month interview. They never talked about getting together. They never talked about that. They never talked about basketball philosophy. No, they never talked. That conversation was all between the proper channels, JJ Redick and Rob Palenka only. How stupid does he think that was a literal interview? Well, what's weird is that it's not tampering. No, it was genius. But just say what it was. Yeah, LeBron, you can have conversations with people and be like, I think this guy would be a good coach. And then you can make a recommendation during your team's coaching search.

That would be a normal expected thing to do I don't understand why he's lying about this Right, just say yeah We decided, we realized that podcasting Is the greatest loophole ever And we did a podcast about our philosophies Of basketball While doing it, I was essentially interviewing him For the job, and then we hired him And it's awesome I just think that it's sad that you know

The J.J. Swears? No, he was a... That and also he was a podcaster. Yeah, true. And then now he's trying to... He turned her back on us. Now he's trying to act like he's not a podcaster anymore. He turned his back on the family. He used podcasting. Yes. That's what you're attesting to us. He used pod... It's a stepping stone job. Yes, exactly. Sad. It is sad. Okay. My hot seat is Max. Max is on the hot seat. I know why.

because Dave Portnoy, our boss, has decided to make a bet on MLB Futures, and he put $200,000 on the Philadelphia Phillies. They're a great team. Max, let's talk about this for a second, because I have bet on the Eagles and the Phillies and Nova, and I have jumped in your hole on different sports, and

There is a big difference between me and Dave in this respect. Yeah, no, that's... Because I always will love you, no matter what. Like, at the end of the day, I like jumping in your hole and being there side by side, but, like, I genuinely love you. Dave hates you. He detests you as a human being. Yeah, yeah, I'm aware.

So I don't, I, my, when Hank said this before the show started, my heart like sunk. Yes. It is like the last thing that I want to. So what's going to happen when you're in your overalls and pigtails screaming at us? It's that I think the vibe is going to be much different this. Yeah. Well, I mean, the thing about Max though, is you cannot control yourself when it comes to Philly sports. Like you, you can go into it with a strategy of how you're going to play it, but Max is going to come out no matter what.

I don't, yeah, I, I guess it's good. It's just going to be weird because I'm, I'm already picturing Dave has that look like when he looks at someone, when he wants to blame them for something with sports that he's just going to be looking at me. If like the Philly strike out a big spot and it's just going to be like that little side eye and I'm, and I'm not going to be able to, it's, I'm going to be worried about the Phillies winning the world series. And then I'm also going to be worried about,

the owner of this company, like, firing me at any point. Well, he's not going to fire you. He's not going to fire you. He's not going to fire you. He might... He might threaten to fire you. He might threaten to fire you and also, like, belittle you and blame you for everything. But he's not going to fire you. Because he can't fire you.

When Max heard the news... But if he tells me that I should fire you, I might have to fire you. But okay, yeah. When Max heard the news, you saw his future flash in front of his eyes. Max immediately put himself looking into early October and seeing all these things Dave was going to be saying to him and doing to him. And Max just melted a tiny bit. And the funniest part, not the funniest part, but...

The Phillies would have to really fuck up not to be in at least the NLCS. Because the NL is trash. Yeah. Like, they will be in big playoff games. What are the chances that, like... There's no way that they're not going to be in big playoff games. They are better... It's a lock. They are better than a lot of these teams. Like, the wild card's a joke. The teams they're going to get in are going to be a joke.

The Phillies will be in the NLCS. It would be. I don't know if they'll win the NLCS. That's going to be a tough series. I mean, the Dodgers are amazing. I know. The Dodgers would be who they play in the NLCS most likely. But the way the NL is set up, I think they will be in the NLCS. I don't know. Baseball is so weird. That's true. It's a good attitude, Max. Yeah, there we go, Max. Good. That was your first test. But what are the chances the Phillies make it to the World Series? Dave's like, you can't watch this game.

I know he wouldn't say that. He might say that you can't. What if he's like, you're such bad vibes like you. No, because it's good for the for content. So having you on a stream watching the games is he's going to. He's probably not going to even stream it. That's that's true. So you're fine. That's a good point. That's a good point. And is it surviving barstool is right around.

So maybe he'll watch it. That's a good point, Hank. It's going to be Smitty. Yeah, you got to jump in front of Smitty. Well, no, Smitty will be his punch. As much as he dislikes me, he dislikes Smitty 10x of me. Roan's the real winner out of all of this. He wins everything here. But also, Max, think about the positives. What if they win it all? He might rip you off a fucking check. I don't think... I think that it'll all be like...

I am the only one to get that city of a win. He'll take credit for it. That stinky loser, Max. Max needed Dave to save him. Yes, that's what it's going to be. The only way you can win is when I step in front. And then he's also going to say, I'm the only one that believes in Nick Foles. I'm the only one that believes in this Phillies team. I'm the biggest Phillies fan here. Correct. So if they lose, it'll all be my fault if they win.

It'll only be because of death. Yeah, true. It's not a great situation to be in. You'll find your way through it. Yeah, yeah. It'll be fun. You've got good instincts. All right, my cool throne is...

style blue coffee because we have two new flavors. Do you have necklaces? We don't, but we can actually work on that. I'll try to get you a necklace. Blueberry muffin, delicious. Cold brew, two new flavors. Blueberry muffin. This one, if you put a little milk in, it unlocks the entire flavor. And then we have cinnamon sugar donut.

Cold brew, super easy to make. Throw two pouches in a pitcher. I'm going to send some of that to Booger. Yes. Oh, good call. Because he loves coffee, so he can't resist. I'd be like, you're eating donuts, dude. So the cinnamon sugar donut's very good. You put them in your pitcher, throw it in your fridge. You have it for the whole week. Go buy it right now. Help some dogs as well.

All right, do we have anything else before we get into Will? And then we will see everyone drunk out of our minds on the other end. Congrats to Tennessee. Tennessee baseball won the College World Series. That's a team, too. Balls are back. They, I feel like, the last few years have been climbing the hill, climbing the mountain, where they've stumbled. They've had some pretty sad, you know, losses. I think they didn't even... Did they not make Omaha, like, a year ago or two years ago when they were one of the best teams? Either way...

They were dominant all year. They were the number one team. They even lost the first game just to make it a little interesting. Five consecutive national championships for the SEC. Yeah. Big time. You saw the conference fans come out last night. Yes. SEC, we did it again. Yes. That's just... I mean, there's like half the country doesn't... A lot of the country doesn't have baseball. But yeah. But SEC. Yeah, but SEC. But yeah, congrats to Tennessee. Ball for life. Peyton said this is just the start. He said we're going to start winning in everything. I mean...

Football may, they might be pretty good in football. They've got a great quarterback, but in basketball, I felt like this was the year. Yeah. Yeah. But it's okay. You won a national championship. You won a national title. Flags fly forever. Yep. Okay. So we have Will Compton. And then the next time you hear us without Will, we will be drunk as fuck. After whatever has transpired in beer games, you're going to get a live look at what happened today.

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House of the Dragon is now streaming on Max to go even deeper into the world of Westeros listen to the official Game of Thrones podcast on Max or wherever you get your podcasts and now here's Will Compton okay we now welcome on a guest I'm so excited for this pod no he's a guest it's a guest we'll see if you can get back to very very

Very special guest. Right now you're a guest. I think you're a very special human being. Yeah. Will Compton, he was a guest on part of my take, even better human being. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. When you see him, you're like, there's our special boy. As of right now. As of right now. I'm just a guest. You're special, but you're not a special guest. So let's set the stage. So this is being done in secret. You're here for the Dozen Trivia. Yes. When people listen to this, they will know that...

We are back into beer games. Yeah. The Beer Olympics? The Beer Games. Now, what would happen if we said Beer Olympics the entire Beer Games? Would you guys get sued? I don't think so. How would you shame, BFT? How would you shame? I think it's more of like titling. Like we can't title it that because it's the year of the beer. What if I titled all of my tweets and everything? I think you're okay to do that. What if we wore shirts during the Beer Olympics that just had the Olympic logo except it was just beer mugs?

I still think that that's okay. I don't know how crazy they are. You know what I mean? I don't know if it's like you can't even tweet Super Bowl. What if I paid JP one, two, or three to title the video Beer Olympics? They wouldn't do that. Everyone's got a price. They do. But I would think that they would say, hey, we're getting offered this amount of money to change the title. Can you match it? What if I offered them so much money? I was like, the only condition is you can't tell them.

They'd probably do it. Okay, all right. What if we just... These are just shames that we're saying. Yeah. These are shames. That would be a shame. That would be a shame. Do you guys have a meme guy? Yeah. What if we hired your meme guy? I mean, he'd probably be like, my dream was to work for part of my take. What if we said... I was going to say, I don't think...

They would think about it, but I would assume my heart of hearts tells me that they would not leave Bussin to go to part of my take. How much would you tell, like for our memes guy, for your memes guy, what would the trade look like there? I don't know. I don't know what all the memes guy does. Is he a five tool athlete? Our memes guy? Yeah. Lacrosse, college lacrosse player. Okay. He is on a pip though. What else can he do outside of the memes? Not a whole lot. Really good memes. Take care of a turtle?

What does he do structurally or operationally for you guys? He gets very mad at Italian reporters. Okay. Yeah. Is he a good vibes guy? Oh, no. Definitely not. The opposite of good vibes. If you take mushrooms. So you'd probably have to offer memes and money to go with this package to get our guy. Yeah, we'd have to throw in a pick. Yeah. Yeah.

Because our guys are good vibes guys. They're good hangs. Yeah, we don't. Max is our only good vibes guy. Hank and Memes are both just bad vibes all the time. And they hate each other, too. Yeah, they make each other worse. They're oil and water and just bring all of our vibes down constantly. I'm great vibes.

Oh, yeah. Oh, this is eight hours after you won a title. Weird how that works. Will knows. I think you have moments of being a good vibes guy. Yeah. Of course. A lot of time from the outside looking in, it seems like you're just like, all right, another fucking day.

Another fucking day around these boys. When Hank wins a championship, he's a great vibes guy. And it does happen frequently enough to him that he, you know, that's like once every five years we get a great day of Hank happening. Hank skipped into work today at like 830 in the morning. I saw him in the parking lot. I was like, what is going on right now?

You know how Mincy gets here early and he just walks around hoping that someone will have a conversation with him? Yeah. Hank did that this morning. Hank was part Mincy this morning just wandering around the office being like, you guys want to talk to me or anything? Want to talk about the Celtics? Want to say anything to me? All right. So to set the stage of what we're doing here. So-

Like I said, when people listen to this, they'll already know that we're in beer games. We can go through... There was a lot of... A lot of. A lot of history back and forth. Yeah. But at the end of the day, we're happy that we're going to be competing in beer games. We also are going to do, at the end of this interview...

Max has a concussion test for us that he's going to administer to us after beer games that we're going to run on Wednesday's episodes. The end of the show after this interview will be us drunk after beer games. Okay. But we are happy that we're back in. Um,

It man did it. Was it a road? And it's a surprise. Like no one else besides you and Taylor know that we're back in. Right. We're excited. We have a big where people have seen it by now, but we have a big body armor truck. We're coming in. We wanted to want to come in like Stone Cold Steve Austin. It's an incredible idea. It's going to be to bring it all back because it was bad. We personally had probably the toughest moment of our relationship. Yes. Yes. Yes. Because I mean, how would you how would you describe the beer games scheduling?

The scheduling? Yes. From which angle? Because there's multiple angles. Okay. And what I need to be cautious of is walking myself down to certain angles and then I get you guys divide and conquer me and then I can't talk about one sole thing because a lot of things happen. I have no ulterior motive here. Sounds like you're just worried. No, no. I'm just saying you guys are really good. I just got to be on my stuff. You're worried we're going to divide and conquer yourself? Yes.

Yeah. It's only you here right now. I know, but it's an intimidating factor. I'm sitting here. The couch is lower than your guys' desk. You guys are kind of two-on-one talking down to me. Okay, so let's start with, you said that there's multiple angles. Let's start with one that makes you look the best. Okay. How did the scheduling go? It makes us look the best. Yeah, yeah. Even this isn't going to be good. Yeah, no, it's not going to be good because I'm only able to talk about it from my lens and my angle. The scheduling element was very unfortunate. Yeah.

Let's start there. So last year, the couple years we've done the beer games, we've had them on the week that minicamp gets over after tight end U. Because George does tight end U right after minicamp. Is George going to be competing in beer games?

No, he'll be a referee. Now that this is coming out on Wednesday, no, like the boy, he's nursing a lot. He's nursing some, I don't want to say all of his stuff. This is phase me. After minicamp is phase me, then you report to offseason, you report to the training camp later. Did you ever come close to getting arrested during phase me?

I don't even know what you're referring to. Phase me is what happens after the OTAs, and then all the players are kind of left to themselves. Yeah. The Jets call it phase me, where you work on yourself, and then you come back for training camp. It's when it's like the only thing that can happen in this period of time between minicamp and training camp is bad. Never got arrested. In between phase me. Anything close? No. Okay.

It was always, you know, I had to make the team every year. Yeah, that's true. So it's not like I can go on any trips, miss any days. So phase me wasn't even fun for you. Yeah, phase me wasn't fun for me. It was more like anxiety, like, damn, it's coming, it's coming. How are you doing about this year? If you have an injury or whatever, I don't know what Kittle's dealing with, but if you're recovering from something, probably not.

the best look to be just like chugging beers. Right. And like when you can't make the club in the pub, when you're that committed to ball, which George is like, you just think of it as you put alcohol on your body inflammation. Like, would this be good for me? I need to start dialing in. You start that anxieties like there. Yeah. Okay. So, so back to the scheduling part. So the scheduling part,

Having at the times that we've had it in June, going into this year during the Super Bowl week, I'm starting to learn that it's on the exact same time as the dozen. When you say I'm starting to learn, what you're actually saying is you told me the date and I said that is already scheduled for the dozen. Correct. Because you kind of went, that was a gloss over of I'm starting to learn. Okay. Okay.

I learned at the Super Bowl week that the dozen trivia tournament was happening at the exact same time. Which is the whole company. Per Big Cat. Yeah. Which is the whole company. Which is the whole company. I'm starting to learn. I'm starting to be made aware. Jeff and I get on the phone, and he's like, I can schedule your games. It was like Sunday, Tuesday.

It was basically like the Tuesday or Wednesday that's open, like how I'm going back for tight end you at this point tomorrow. Yeah, I know you would love to. Because we were invited to tight end you, but we can't because of the dozen. Right, but you could have went on Wednesday. No, we can't. I play on Wednesday. Hank has a game.

Yeah. A game. What do you mean? We're playing in trivia. Right. I was. You listen. Listen. Hang on. This is it. This is it. This is what I'm saying. You start getting ripped apart here. Yeah. You moved beer games to the week that the dozen was the dozen. Then move time out. That's that is that is where it's all. We didn't move the beer game. So the week of the does your Olympics. Sorry. The beer Olympics. We didn't move it. We just learned Super Bowl week that they were getting planned for the same. OK. Back to. OK. OK.

I'm on the phone with Jeff. We're figuring out, hey, I can play you on Sunday, Monday. Let's say you go out to do beer games Tuesday. If you guys win, you'll have to be back for the final four. Like we're working it out just between us two.

And so that, it was step one as we're starting to capture some shit from like, hey, you're scheduling this same day. Yeah, yeah. That's where it started. Six months. That's where it started. There's also, there's other people that would be competing in the Beer Olympics that also had to do the dozen though. Right. That's the thing. Correct. So they could schedule the booze ponies. Right.

Myself, I was thinking, like, after we had the success that we had with the Beer Olympics last year, you guys wanted to participate, and we're kind of sitting back like, yeah, we need to get – Yeah, we were ready. We need to welcome the cats that want to play. Yeah. Because the first year we did it, it was just O-linemen. It was the Titans O-line. We had a good time. We're like, how can we make it bigger this year? And it just – like, Bert and Shane were in, and it kind of all worked out. And then you saw the –

You saw the reaction on social media. Dan wanted to be in. The boys wanted to be in. It's like, yeah, how do we make this thing even bigger? Yep. And at that point during Super Bowl week, we also sat down with Jason Kelsey. Yeah. And we sat down and had breakfast to figure out what day we could do it on that week. Because at that point, it was on Wednesday. Yeah. And he was like...

And for everybody to learn too, when their beer bowl came out, it kind of seemed like they were cucking us or making that thing up, but they've been doing it for years. Yeah, they were. But Jason was like...

Like, hey, we have the beer bowl that we do, and we do those for two days. We do that on Wednesday, Thursday. If you guys moved it to Tuesday, up a day, we can make it all work because Travis really wants to do this. I can't leave him hanging. Like, we want to do the Beer Olympics. So we build the whole Beer Olympics around the Kelseys. Yes. Bert, Shane, Kelseys, and then obviously you want to get the returning champs, George. Which at that point, George was down to do it. But he was like, I just kind of got to see how the offseason unfolds.

At this point in this story, Will is thinking, and I've heard this from multiple reports, so the Beer Olympics are scheduled. We've moved the dozen. The Kelseys are in. There was a point, and this is going to shock people because everything that's transpired since with all the dropouts and all the drama and everything...

I've heard from multiple reports that Will said there was a 30% chance that Taylor Swift was going to come to the Beer Olympics. Oh, my God. He thought there was a 30% chance Taylor Swift was going to attend the Beer Olympics. You never know. Hey, hey, you never know. I think there's still a chance she might show up. That's where we came from. That was the hype.

Well, the 30% chance of Taylor Swift, like when Dave was – now, Dave was down to do the beer games like a 10 because we were going to have him be your partner. Yeah. And he was on board at first until he wasn't. And then when he really wasn't on board, he was like, you can get me back if you get Taylor Swift. Right, okay. So we're like, okay, there's a shot. Kind of Diva Dave. Yeah, yeah, there's a shot in the dark that we can get DP at the game. I mean, you could always just get –

Well, who would Dave play with if not Taylor Swift? Miss Peaches. Yeah. Get Miss Peaches to compete in the Beer Olympics. That would get some fucking views. That would get some traction. Might be bigger than Taylor Swift. So, all right, so you're set, and then you got all these guys, and then one by one they just start dropping out.

Yes. So that week, that week when the, the antennas really started to go up was the fact that we did want Barstool personalities to do it. Yeah. And that way it was collapsed. That was where it was like, you know, you're kind of, you're kind of hitting heads because there, you guys are, you know, first and foremost with the dozen.

And so I was like, damn, how are we going to pivot from this? The next week is when we had, we basically got on the phone with Barstool, like the sales team. You demanded 40 people. Time out there. There's a lot of BS in that. Okay.

we got on the phone and you know how it works. Like they're, they're starting to pitch the idea for sponsors on the event and everything else. As we were talking about the idea and the vision that we had for the beer games with Vegas, because over the last year we've built a good reputation or a good relationship with red rocks. Yeah. Taylor brought up the, uh, the Vegas idea and it was kind of like, you know, red rocks having the hotel and casino, you have everything in house. You don't have to worry about guys, uh,

You don't have to worry about transportation. Food, drink, everything is right there. Nobody has to leave. Tunnel of chaos. Yeah, tunnel of chaos. Vegas kind of hosts itself. You don't have to worry about getting everybody to there. Like, hey, make sure you don't drive. Yeah, it's going to be a movie. It's going to be a movie. Like, all of that with the talent that we had committed at the time, it felt like it made more sense because...

Last year we got a bubble like the NBA bubble. Yeah. In red. Yeah. So this was the peak. This is the piece was we had we had Vegas games. We had the venue. We had Shane Gillis. We had Bert. We had the Kelsey brothers. We had 40 people demanded in Barstool doing a movie. Yeah. This was at this point.

This was the biggest thing that's basically ever been created. Correct. And then as the year unfolded, McGregor Chandler gets announced for that. Oh, my God. So he probably would have come by. Jelly Roll. Yeah. Jelly Roll. He was doing a concert there. So it's all perfect. And then what happened? It's all perfect. So I do want to go to the part where this budget resources get poured into Bustin' with the Bustin'. No, we don't need that. That is important. No, that's not important. That is important. That's not important. That is important. That is important.

because we said this, the vision of it all, and then they're like, all right, we're going to take this to sales. It seems like we need to sell this bigger than we did last year. So we're fired up. The next phone call is when we get told, hey, this could be, this is an awesome deal. This could be a tentpole event. Barstool, we want to get behind this more. So what do you guys think about the idea of Rob? Because we brought up Rob in the first one. Like it would be sick to have

a high level production team because to get cams on different teams and to tell different stories throughout the games, like it could be really cool for the audience to kind of see the perspective from Shane's team, from your guys' team. Oh my God. It's like in season hard knocks for the AFC North. Yeah, kind of bring like a reality element to it that kind of gives all those different perspectives.

And they're like, what would you think? They're like, we can put Rob's team on this. Love it. Rob's one of the guys here. He's a production guy. Yeah, he's a stud. He does a lot of commercials that we do. Yeah. Surviving that Barstow put together last year. And my first question was, what about the Dozen and Jeff? And the response was,

Jeff's going to have to move the dozen. Oh. And... You boxed him out. And I literally said, can I please call him? Because this sucks. So this is a nice... So you did call him. Because you didn't call us when you kicked us out of the beer games. Okay, yeah, yes. Which we'll get to that. How did Jeff take that call? They didn't... They were like, you can't tell him yet. We will tell him when he needs to know. And I was like, I did. I truly felt like this sucks. Like this is not...

But doesn't everything's going to have to get moved. And then we also get told that there's going to be a $300,000 budget put behind this. Wow. So we're like, we're obviously fired up that that Barstool wants to buy into this because years past, it's like we're doing the contractors. We kind of operate solo. Barstool does all the sales. Like we kind of have to figure out our own way, make it sick. And when Barstool buys in like that, we're like, oh, this is awesome. Like this is really becoming like what we wanted it to be.

And all the unfolding of it gets moved for a dozen. You kind of take those jokes and have fun with it and embrace it because it does suck, but it's like, what do you do? What do you do? And then, unfortunately, what a shame, Travis backs out. Oh, no. We get the call from Travis. Oh, no. We built the whole thing around that. That was like, God damn it, dude. Like, this is going to start looking like even more shitty because we've already taken, we've already had to move the dozen, which sucked. And then Bert drops out. Oh.

Then Shane's kind of playing the up in the air game where he's kind of like joking on you that he's not doing it. But I kind of had a call. I was like, bro, I we have to know if you're going to do this because we got to lock in what names are on like this is getting sold at a high level like this. There's more going into this this year to where they need to know names beforehand. Like it's beyond us. It's

It's bigger than us. It's bigger than us. And he's like, yeah, I'm going to go, blah, blah, blah. We go to a show. He's like, I'll be there. Then he gets an awesome deal with Bud Light where he's got to shoot a commercial. So he's like,

You got to do it. You have to understand that if you isolate the situation, you're like, we get it. But collectively, this is going to be an avalanche on us. It's like you almost made it too big. Right. It got beyond your control. You're like Oppenheimer. Yeah, we couldn't control it. Which, it was like Taylor and I, it's the first time we've actually tried intentionally planning it way out in advance. Shouldn't do that.

And it bit us in the ass. So all four of those, the four biggest teams, George is like, hey, I can't swing it. CMC also has a wedding that week that he's like, I'm going to go. It's just hard to swing everything. But even if Travis drops out, Jason is still huge. Right. Jason's going to be there, which I'm pumped about because that guy would, he's not going to skip to do, like, what's he going to do? Like, he's drinking beer that weekend, right? Yeah, he's drinking beer the entire week, I believe. Right. So, all right. So all of that falls through. Yep.

What part of the story are we at now? We're at Dave Pullen. We missed one little piece. Which piece? You know a piece. Okay. Now, as each person falls out, I'm on the yak as this stuff is happening. We're embracing it the best way we can, but there's never any conversation about...

like pivoting. It was like, Hey, if there are cameras that are on certain teams that you don't need them on, you know, who could we take them off of? And we're kind of naming those teams. And then we're kind of thinking, let's not try to build it back to 16 teams. Let's keep it at 12. So we don't stress ourselves out because this is already becoming a big time stressor for the effort and everything going into it.

And Dave is a hard out. He's shitting on it every week. It's on the Unnamed Show every week. You guys are running your bits on part of my take. But at that point, it's all solid. Well, no, it wasn't a bit. We said it would be a shame. It would be a shame if this happened. But it's talked about. What part of that doesn't, would it not have been a shame? Yeah, we're all having fun jokes. No, that's not a joke. It would have been a shame. Yeah. Here's the thing. I don't want you to take any of that personally because I was always, here's what my thought was the whole time.

I was always pumped about the actual beer games. Correct. I was looking so forward to it. I love drinking beers with the boys. I love beers. I still like beers. I'm like Kavanaugh. I like beer, sir. I enjoy beer. The travel part was always tough. And then also...

It's just so fun to cancel plans. Right. It's so fun. You know it is, right? Yeah. Like, have you ever canceled a good plan and then you're like, this feels great? PFT also. You're right. And here's where I'll throw you something. Because you're missing one. You were also being like, hey.

Why don't you guys move it? Well, you're still missing the one thing I would like to address. What am I missing? So here was, and PFT's right. I always wanted to compete in beer games. Yeah, and I do. You're right about canceling all that. The actual beer games was awesome. The one piece that you're missing. Taylor went to Mexico. Will and I had a conversation. Will told me the beer games were on Monday.

No, that was Wednesday. I said the 26th. No, you said Monday. I have the clip. We had this conversation. He said it was Monday. Whatever it is. What's that? The 23rd? No, the 24th. I could have easily said 26th. All right, so he told me it was Monday. Or 25th. I always wanted to go out to the Sphere to see the Grateful Dead. And that's that weekend right before, correct? They've been playing for a bunch of weekends. So I was going to go at some point in this run. You told me the Beer Olympics was that Monday. Okay.

I said, perfect. I will go to the Sphere on that weekend, and then the boys can come out Sunday. We'll do one podcast, and then we'll do the Beer Olympics on Monday. Need the list. You're like, hey, what's the list? Made a whole... Yeah, we were going to interview a bunch of people. Made a whole vacation around it. Taylor comes back from Mexico and goes, what is Will talking about? The Beer Olympics are on Tuesday. So now...

I'm going to Vegas. I'm making all the part of my take guys come out Sunday because we record on Sunday nights. And then we're so we're now it now went from a two day trip to they have to come Sunday. Do nothing Monday because everyone dropped out. We have no interviews to do beer games, beer Olympics Tuesday, fly back Wednesday. So now it's a four day thing that because you just told me the wrong date. Yeah. And I scheduled the whole vacation around it.

Yes, you did. That was where I was like, I don't want to. Because I feel like, too, when I was saying it's on Monday, it's like when all of it was happening, we moved it, we're busting each other's balls and stuff. It's like at least the relief is that it's right after the weekend. You had the vacation set up. You had the business part of it set up. It's like, okay, this is some good optimism to wrap around. So that was my whole problem was that. Draft night, we learned. Yeah, we learned. Hang on. It's the wrong date. Yeah.

And I have you on tape saying that it was the 25th or the 24th. And so that was where I was like, this now has become a four day commitment for me where we can't even do work. We can't even interview anyone. Right. So that's where I started to be like,

I really don't want to go. Again, I want to play in the beer games, but I don't want to be in Vegas for four days doing absolutely nothing. Right. That was the shame. Now, the way you explained it right now, being in Vegas for four days with absolutely no commitments does sound pretty fun. But we would also... That does sound like a good time. In the middle of the summer, we would not be on the strip. We'd be at Red Rocks. Yeah. With no interviews. Imagine how much money... Yeah. I mean, we would be fine in such a... So that's where I was like, Will kind of fucked me here. Because his brain can't even say the correct date. Right. Right. But...

The joking, that light, that lightness of committed. I hate this. I don't want to go. Yeah. Is where, as it all unfolded the week that it unfolded, where it blows up, we get resources pulled from us and everything else. We had to make a move. Well, I want to give you credit. I want to give you credit. And I did apologize. I probably shouldn't have complained as much as I did. Although I, again, it was because you told me the wrong date. Uh,

Time out. May I say, may I throw another wrinkle in there? What? The week before, you continued to complain. Correct. You shot me a nice late night text that was like, hey, no more jokes. I'm all in. Let's make this fun. Yeah. No more busting balls. But I still was also like. And I even responded. I said, I'm glad you said that because I was starting to lose the positive

I know.

is like real shit was like stressing us out about it. And the guy, like the guys who were involved in needed it. Cause you guys were like the next biggest brand for us that we had. And it's like, you needed more ally ship versus like, Hey, we're committed the whole time you were committed, but you weren't out. We weren't, we weren't. I personally did not know how much was being thrown behind it and,

and all the shit you guys were juggling behind the scenes with sponsorship, that does sound like a pain in the ass. What? So if that made things a little bit more stressful, I apologize for whatever part I had to play in that. Yeah. At the same time, it was just fun to just constantly taunt that. No doubt. You guys are doing your thing, which was fun. It really was fun. And I didn't communicate well because what did happen in between me saying, all right, no more jokes, I'm all in, was we got offered Joe Burrow and we had to say no because we were going to be in Vegas for four days. Hey.

And I was like, well, now this sucks even more. Which when we were talking through it, it's like, see, you saying that, it makes me feel bad that this stuff doesn't work out. Because when it unfolded and all the resources got pulled, mind you, all the budget and all the resources that were poured into it, every week on Thursday there's a

production meeting about making progress, strategizing how we're going to do this, how we're going to do that. And never once, like we thought about cutting cameras, but never once was there, hey, we got to pull the plug on this or there was a heads up about strategizing. I'm just thinking Dave doing Dave saying cancel it. You guys were at the horse races. Yeah. I'm just thinking like...

he's doing it in content because there's no real actual conversation being had. All I wanted was it to get moved to Nashville. That's literally all I wanted. I was begging for it for like a month. And then you guys, I got to give you credit, you pulled an incredible move. You...

kicked us out of beer games. People were dropping out, then we kicked out our next biggest guy. You kicked us out and it was like, I honestly tip my cap because you kicked us out and then at the end of the video said, oh, and we're moving to Nashville, which is all we ever wanted. And if you had told us that you were moving to Nashville, we would have been like, yes, we're all in. Which, obviously, we're all in because we're coming to Nashville. But you kicked us out and then basically flipped the narrative and now we're not down for the boys. It was...

Masterclass. Masterclass move. Doing it, I was like, I even remember saying like, I'm telling you, should we let them in on this? No, you did not. I know. Because even the drive home, I remember we were on the phone and you're kind of, hey, how's it going? I was like, bro, it's,

It's shitty. Yeah. I was like, we legitimately got everything pulled from us. Like, suddenly. Yeah. And obviously, I knew Dave wanted us to cancel it. And I was playing like, you know, I can't go out like that. Leonidas 300. And it's all text exchange. Rico's tweeting from his burner. Yeah.

So I'm thinking how, like, all this ultimately is bringing attention to it. How do we continue to, like, hey, jelly rolls on the rocks. We're taking blows. We're bleeding out. How do we kind of keep all the attention? Because we can't beat Dave at this game. Like, he's going to do his thing about it. And then you're like, yeah, let's throw a part of my take in front of the cannon.

Yeah, but then when he pulled it, and seriously, there was no inkling about it. Like, we're not getting on the phone. He's not like, hey, we legitimately, we're throwing way too much behind this. Like, let's think of different options. Yeah. It's just all like, you think back, that's what I was upset about. It's like, bro, you just pulled this, and you had other people tell us. Fair, fair. Totally fair. Then Dan, I get a text like, hey, can you come on the Yak? I'm thinking.

Because when I think Barstool, I think Dan, Dave. They all know what's happening. I did not know I was golfing that morning at our Stella Blue golf event. And that was bad communication. You thought I was basically fucking with you when I literally was like... Like, hey, another bad thing happened. And I'm thinking, I can't put on the joke for this right now because I'm legitimately enraged that all of this is just going to shit. And then our next message from Dave was...

Hey, talked about the Beer Olympics on the rundown. All positive stuff. Or nothing too bad. Positive spin is what he said. So that night I'm listening to the rundown and it's just...

Dave shitting on it heavy and Dan still going complaining about, Oh, I hate this. I don't want to go. It's in Vegas. If they would just move it to Chicago. Like I, I hate having to do this. And so we had to kind of make the move that we made because I wanted to tell you so bad about the, that we had coming out. I was like, you just have to watch. I, you know what? Cause I couldn't let you get ahead of it. You would have masterminded. The only mistake I made.

And I'm so mad at myself because what happened was on Monday or Tuesday, you guys released your podcast and you're like... In the morning, I released the clip. Top. Here's your guys' out. Yeah, we're like, here's the out for part of my take. They can drop out. No hard feelings. I woke up at 6.30 in the morning, saw that clip, and I hadn't talked to any of the guys. And I almost quoted and said, great. Thank you so much. We're out. And I wish I had because before...

before we could quit you fired us yeah because I was sitting back I was like kind of like how's Big Cat gonna play this or respond to it you had your coffee meme up and nothing really and then the yak clip came out he flipped on us kind of like oh you know you guys can back out now and somebody was like so are you going to are you going to back out are you going to go and you're like

Well, we had the top quarterback. If we can salvage that interview, we're going to back out. If not, we're going to stay in it. And that was the moment to be like, hey, we laid out the ground rules of you. We want you in or out. We have to make this move to continue to like bring attention to it. And so we did that presser. And yeah, it was a great move. So the real reason we brought you on today, Will, is we're actually not going to be at Beer Olympics and we're fucking with you.

No! No. No, we're going. Just go with it for like five seconds. He had it. Oh, hey. He fought it so hard. You fucking had me. Yeah. Because Big Cat and I... No, because I'm still nervous that they're going to do that to us. No, that's why I did it right now, so they couldn't. So when Big Cat and I are talking through this, because... Because I'm very nervous we're going to show up and they'll be like, no, you're not in. I'll be mad. So just all cards on the table, like as this was happening, and me and Big Cat messaged back and forth, because we didn't let you guys in on the joke. And at that point, it was...

all the content stuff that was happening like I was I was enraged that all of this had unfolded the way it had the way it did

And because the joking is like, you can play with the jokes and everything else. But when big cat was messaging me about it, I was just basically like, Hey Dan, I'm going to be completely honest. Like it got to the point to where I didn't know what was content and what was real. Yeah. And we were kind of our backs were against the wall and we had to, if we just continue to embrace and we're at the mercy of everybody's jokes, we just look like pussies. No, yeah, no. We had to like stand up and do something. Yeah. So like to that, I forget, like I forget where I was going, but ultimately I,

If you guys did do that joke, that would be fucking hilarious. But I was basically just telling Dan, like, at that point, if we can do anything to salvage it, that would be sick. We always wanted to go to Nashville. But I fully get why. Yeah. You felt the reaction that way, why we did what we did. No, it's all fair game. It started to get a little unclear about how we should go about this because we were fucking bleeding. I think it's going to be a blast. And it was always just about the travel. And we salvaged the borough.

Which is great. Everyone won. Because we knew that the, hey, we're moving him back to Nashville part would hurt. What's that, Hank? Burrow's not going to be out yet during this interview. No, I know. But we could say that we're going to interview Burrow. Okay. You could bleep it out. No, I said it because no one knows we're going to Beer Olympics, but we're going to be out of the office for two days. So I said it on the act. I was like, oh, we're going to interview Burrow. That will be our excuse for being out of the office for two days. We can cut this part, but we just wanted to make sure that. We can keep this in.

Okay. It's all K-Fab. Go off in the comments. All right. I have one important question. Okay. Um,

And this is a real question. How are you? So everything worked out in the end. We're very, I think PFT and I are going to win the beer Olympics, by the way. I feel like if this was, if this was six years ago, seven years ago, I'm concerned. PFT, we're going to father time, you know, father time is undefeated and we're going to take acid. I've been training. I've been training for the beer Olympics, uh, trying to think of what sort of substances I need to take. What sort of pregame substances are you allowed to puke?

I think this year you're not going to be allowed to because there were some things rule-wise last year that had happened. People were puking and then able to like puke and rally. Yeah, I'm like one of the all-time greatest puke and rally guys. You're going to take what, charcoal? Activated charcoal. Activated charcoal. I've got Z-biotics. I'm going to rip some of those. So you can't puke because my thing is like I always get full. I don't think you can puke. What if you're able to do it without anyone seeing? I mean, then you would pull it off. So what are the events?

You'll start with a, we'll start with like a boot chug. So it'll be three beers. That's good. That's a puke. And that is just to basically seed the first tournament. Okay. So three beers for each person or three beers? Three beers for you and you and Dan will sit there. You'll both will do the boot chug and then you'll take the average of your two times. Okay. So I have to drink. We both have to drink three beers. You both have to drink the three beer chug. All right. I'm out. Let's start it off. We're out. That's a lot of beer. Right. There's some big boys competing too, right? And that's the smallest kind of scoring scale. And that's just to seed the first tournament. Oh, so we might throw that one.

Because I don't care if we get a bad seed. No, if we get a bad seed, we're going to go against the best boot chugger. But there'll be... No, but now you get into the games. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but if we go... But it's not... What's the first game? First game is Flip Cup. Best of five matches. Or best of three matches. I thought it was...

Okay. So you have a few cups. You do flip cup. Yeah, you do flip cup. If you win the first round, you got to win two out of three rounds. Okay. All right. And that's the first tournament. And then if we lose flip cup or we're out? You'll get screwed by how far you go. If we lose flip cup or we're out? Yeah. Oh, God damn it. No, you're not out of the games. You're out of that tournament.

Got it. Because it's all single elimination. Okay. All right. Got it. You play a championship, you'll play for third and fourth, and then you'll get points based on it. Got it. Makes sense. All right. Because I don't want to be out. The worst thing would be we show up and we're out in 30 minutes. Yeah. No doubt. No doubt. And we talked about that. We're like, we can't have teams show up for this entire thing, and then they're out within one round. Right. Then the second round is going to be beer pong, but that was our longest event last year at 10 Cup. We're going to move it down to 6 Cup. Okay.

So we're going to do beer pong. And you're seated on that tournament based on the collective of flip cup and the beer chug. Got it. And so we'll play beer pong. That tournament will happen. That's when the first round of cuts will happen. We'll go from 16 down to 12. And then the third round is going to be beer ball. That's the one where we're going to get in a fight? That's the one where it started to get a little. What is that? Like Civil War?

I think so. You have a beer on each corner of the table, and you try to throw the ping pong ball, and if you hit the beer can, your partner starts to open his beer and start chugging. The defending team has to grab the ping pong ball and bring it and touch the table. Once they touch the table, your partner has to stop chugging. And it's the first one to finish their beer? It's the first one to finish both beers, both teams. So say PFT chugs all of his, then you guys are just throwing ping pong balls just to get you to chug your beer. Got it.

Okay, that's a fun game. That's a really fun game. Okay, that's a full contact game. Yeah, that's a full contact game. So we'll basically have the chug, three tournaments, and then after that there'll be four teams who compete in the final relay. And there's going to be one element of each game in the final relay to take home the whole thing. And you factored it up. I think it's like less than 15 beers.

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If you want to discover more, visit Facebook. Now here's more Willie C. Okay, that's not bad. All right, so my actual important question that I wanted to ask, and this is real. I want your real answer. Where are you with Barstool right now? Because I know there was some, like you and I are good. You and I are solid. But like there's, I know that that was, you were mad about the poll. And I know that like people are like, oh, you know, Bussinger's lead Barstool. Where are you at with Barstool?

Love Barstool. You're smiling. Yeah. No. Um, like all things, he did bring the, he did bring the beer Olympics back to Nashville. He did. And I, and I, and I will say like, that doesn't happen unless our hand gets forced. Right. Um,

But I just hate that the way he went about it. So is there like, is there, is there, it's coming back. Like it's all coming back around. I was mad in that moment for a good 48 hours. But then as everything's unfolded, as we had our communication as well, you know, we had the unnamed show, which, you know, we're sitting there where are you? It's like, yeah, we're sitting there actually arguing, but in like, you know, you're,

You know you're going to argue and go toes with Dave. And then after that, you know, Dave's doing his thing. Like, Dave just, he's a mastermind content guy. And then as you get more removed, you're like, it doesn't come back to Nashville. Because there's, like, parts of us that are like, man, why did we move it from Nashville? But you get kind of caught up in how do we make it bigger? How do we make it better? We had our relationship that we kind of grew with Red Rocks. Once that whole all-in-one stop got put in the mix for, like, doing it in Vegas, it felt like it made sense to us.

But now that it's all coming back around and this is what's best for it, it's like when we have the full circle moment of you guys surprising us. And ultimately Barstool, we all win there. Because the very first reaction when it happened was like, fuck Barstool. How do we replace every element of Barstool in the beer games right now? Because when... And then you realize you just didn't have enough people. Yeah. When the crew told us, like when the production team and the other people told us,

I was like boiling inside. And I said, so let me just be clear. You guys are pulling absolutely all help in this. Like we get no more use of you guys. And they're like, that's correct.

And then they're like, if you need some editing help on the back end, we can put an intern or two on. And I just interrupted. I said, we don't want your guys' help anymore. We will do this on our own. We get off the phone. And at that point, it was like, how do you replace everything Barstool? Because that had really pissed us off. So there was real anger. There was real anger. There was real anger. But now. That's why like the yak thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It makes sense. How do we think about this? Because we have to start spinning it.

Because this is just not going our way whatsoever. Is there simmering anger, though? I don't know when your guys' contract is up, but is there going to be what you guys did in February? In my brain, I'm thinking, why would you make this move? You don't want any fractures going into this because we love Barstool. We feel like Barstool loves us. We've always had a great partnership.

But in my brain, it's like separating all things and Dave being like, oh, you need me to call you, blah, blah. I'm just thinking like, bro, like there's just so many factors that go into this that it's like it did not have to go down this way. So are you – are we back to – Yeah, we're back. We're climbing out. Because, again, we've had our conversations. You guys are doing the surprise thing as of right now. No, we are. I'm very excited. We're very excited. And it's like – Maybe. In that –

As we were thinking about do we replace everybody, and then I was like, man, I really don't want to. We should not go. We should not go. Right, because where Dave and Dan started. We're going to go. We're going to go, but it would be a shame if we can't. You know what we should do is we should go and steal all their beer.

The beer burglars? Just sabotage the entire thing. Yeah. Because I was thinking that weekend. Release the vlog like the next day. Get everything out before we can do anything. I can't believe they fell for it. I was thinking about that weekend instead doing cocaine Olympics and just completely cucking you guys. Max told me no because he's a big wet blanket. And he's like, no, there's legal liabilities in that. But I feel like there's some spinoff possible. Like you should do the winter Olympics. Yeah.

But maybe for weed? Oh, yeah. Cigarette Olympics. The Slopes Ski Olympics? Cigarette Olympics. The Winter Olympics? Yeah. We're excited. This has all worked out. It did get tumultuous for a minute. Yeah, because then it was like,

You know, the vibe was the way you and Dave were going is like, man, Dave's like, nobody wants to go to this, blah, blah, blah. And then when some people are like, hey, is this still happening or not? I'm like, I just – when I was starting to get a pulse on Nashville, it's like when I was reaching out to the barstool people who were involved, like the moves because Dave pitched us moves. We start talking about moves, moves, and then he runs the joke, this is becoming a barstool. Yeah.

I thought you were wanting us to like, we start adding elements of barstool. They have influence. They have good personalities that embody the beer games. But Dana's like, no, I like people who wanted to go. It's like, do we take this out on them that they don't want to go? Or do we try and embrace the fact that, Hey, these barstool people want to go, which helps give them middle finger a little bit to Dave. But now that it's all coming full circle, it's like the boys will come together. It's like, Hey, we were stupid. We hug it out.

We have a great time. All of Barstool wins. Dave, he spun it to where he's rooting for Barstool. Incredible silent hand leadership by Dave is how he was spinning it. And it all comes back around and we all win. Yes. I'm very excited about it. And I do apologize because I did not know any of the details and the back channel stuff. That was probably very frustrating when you're dealing with production meetings and all of a sudden you don't have any help. That was a big headache for you. I was just busting balls.

Yeah, I know. I half apologize because you did tell me the wrong date. I know, I know. And I know that stuff kind of like, whether it festers or not, it subconsciously comes out in the jokes, but it was like, the moment I saw Max tripping it, I was like, we have to fucking do something. He's like, is he going to cancel? I'm like watching the stream because the way that stream unfolded, I see Max and then Dan's like, hey, you might be on it. I kind of wait a few minutes and I text Dan and I'm like, hey, you think Max would be able to participate? Yeah.

Listening to their stream Wait did Max save Beer Olympics Yeah He said next man up mentality Which I was fired up To see online Yeah Max is down Cause ultimately All we wanted to see From you guys Was just like We needed somebody To get on our side I'm gonna drink so many beers It's gonna be fucking awesome I'm ready I'm gonna train this weekend Yeah It's gonna be awesome Alright so We're excited This moment's gonna be great Do you think there's a chance Dave comes

I think that there's a chance. I think so, too. I mean, there's a chance. At this point, anybody. Taylor Swift could come. Oh. She's got time. 20%.

Maybe Travis shows up and he brings Taylor Swift. Who are we most nervous about competing against? Who's the odds-on favorite? I don't know. We started making calls and trying to get – I think we have over commits right now for teams. Tatro's coming. Yep. I don't know how he is. He's a bro. Burt will be with Le'Anne, but Burt's not a – he can't compete in the games. He's on TRT. Yeah, yeah. He can't compete in the games. Yeah.

It's probably going to be like an O-line team. Yeah. Or us. Like Jordan Ruse. If we win this whole thing, PFT, it might be the sweetest championship of all time. You know what? Listen, I'm very, very much looking forward to it. I'm starting to think, though, that in the spirit of competition, sometimes you have to know your limitations, right? Yeah. And be realistic about yourself.

I don't have a great ability to chug I can drink a lot of beer I can drink I could probably sit down over the course of a day And put away 20 About 20 beers if I had to But you know who can really open their throat up Is Hank We've seen that on video No fuck that I'm going to compete And we're going to surprise some people I think Can you chug? Because obviously Taylor is insane I'm not the best chugger I can chug faster than Taylor

No. Yeah. He does the Tom Brady. Does he go against Danny Beers? Has he gone against Danny Beers? Yeah, last year. Yeah, who won? Taylor. All right, well, I beat Danny Beers, too.

Hey, if you can compete with Taylor, truly in my brain, I'm like, is there anybody out there who can actually beat Taylor? Three beers is a lot, though. He put it down in like 3.8 seconds. The three beers? The boot, yeah. Okay, that I can't. One beer, I can do. It's insane, bro. It is insane what this man can do. I think I got 12 seconds. You got 12 seconds on three beers? Yeah. Damn. With a three-beer chug, it doesn't really matter. It's just for seating.

Right. It's just to get the first tournament seed. Yeah, and then you play flip cups. Yeah, so I might abstain. Yeah, because we can beat anyone in a flip cup. Yeah. And it's like the point system. Everybody gets a point in the chug just because if there was a tie sort of at the end, there's like the one-point differential that kind of decides it from the chug. Because I'm calling it right now. So it matters, but it doesn't matter the most. I'm definitely puking. I'm going to puke from those three beers at once, yeah. That should be allowed. Yeah. That's the thing, though. If you're sitting there puking...

fairly quickly right after the chugs and that's where you get disqualified. You've got to be able to hold it down. If I puke, I feel alive. It's the best way to start your day. You've got to hold your puke. I don't know what the puke rules are going to be this year. I just know it was a big problem last year because I didn't necessarily care. I'm just thinking, what's the next game? Yeah, they should still be able to play. But people get...

Pretty worked up over the smallest details of beer drinking games. Yeah. I do have a question for you, a real question, a football question. Okay. Are you officially retired? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wow. No chance. No chance. You get a call from the Steelers this year.

No. I think that would just be our group chat having a good time. Does it bother you that you played for nine plus years in 10 years in the NFL and people think you have hundreds of millions of dollars and you're like, dude, I did it.

Like I played in the NFL. Like I wasn't, it's not the NBA. Yeah. Yeah. You're not getting like that. Fuck you money. So you can look that up. But people like treat you like you, you know, cause you think professional athlete for 10 years, you're like, Oh shit. You, you automatically have the, this guy's a millionaire label for the rest of time. Right.

I feel bad for these millionaires. We need to do more awareness that guys who are at the end of the roster in the NFL, they're scratching the clock. Yeah, scrapping. Obviously, I'm not saying... Great money. Great money. We're not bitching. We're not bitching. We're not bitching. But the assumption is any other sport you play for that many years, you've got 50 million. Yeah, you're set pretty well for life. Right, right.

So we should do a PSA. Will is not rich. Not set for life. Will is not set for life. Will is not financially free. We should do some commercials. Yeah. Have you seen this man? Don't ask him for money. No, it's not set for life yet. As of right now. As of right now. He is not set for life. Not set for life. It's the ASPCA commercial with Sarah McLachlan in the background, like former linebackers behind fences. Like, they need homes too. Yeah. Yeah. Make it really sad. What's your pension though?

It's got to be nice. Yeah. I think it's like at 55, you start pulling from the pension and the reoccurring money every month is like...

Almost seven grand. Whoa. OK. Solid. NFL benefits are really good. Yeah. So one case maxed out all the cap plans have been maxed out. So so at 55 you'll be making like 80 plus a year just off that. Yeah. That's nice. I think so. Yeah. Hoping that you know nothing goes to shit and you have to make sure that all your paperwork is just like perfectly filled out too right.

Yeah. But that's not your strong suit. Not my strong suit, but delegate to elevate. Other people help. Other people help do that stuff for me. That's right. Other people help do that stuff for me. Do you think, so you're about to be a father of two. Yeah. Do you ever think about, because I think about this from time to time, like doing something like the Beer Olympics, like when our kids get older and they watch this. I know. I do think about it. Like daddy puked off of a flip cup.

But also like when they get like our age and they're looking back at these videos, like if I had videos of my dad doing the stuff that we all get to do back, yo, my dad just had the most fun at life. Yeah, that's true. It's a good point. It's like as you're going through it and then some people, cause they're going to go through a phase where other people are joking like, Oh, your dad, blah, blah, blah. And it's probably going to suck for a minute. But,

But as you get older, you're going to be like, man, that's sick that my dad embraced, that our dads embraced life the way that they did. Yeah, there's going to be a rough patch. Yeah. Like teenage years. I think it might lead to more bonding. From jealous kids. Well, not only that, but I've thought a lot about the talk that I'm going to have with my kids, like be safe.

with drinking and drugs and all that stuff. And they're like, but dad, yeah, look at this footage. What about when PFT said the cocaine Olympics? Dad, you're dad, you're putting this guy against the, up against the corner over a drinking. Yeah.

What do you mean keep your composure? What's this video of you puking with Taylor while you're wearing a Hawaiian shirt in a tank race? Why do you have sting face paint just doing a case race? Don't you think that would lead to a bonding moment though? I think eventually. With your kid when they're looking at you and you're like, okay, my dad's

kind of the same as I am like I appreciate that for sure eventually but I'm saying like the like 14 to 18 rebellious teenage years like why aren't you letting me do this when I can pull up all these videos of you doing this especially if we're still on social media doing content yeah that will be that will be like dead for the love of God you got to stop embarrassing me yeah you should you should do like senior beer Olympics to like yeah 40 years from now let's do a reunion

Do all the same games Just a bunch of old dudes in like strollers And the walkers just getting it fucking hammered out there I mean I was lucky enough My dad when he gave me like the Drinking drug talk He was just like no needles I was like oh so everything else Yeah he was just like those are hard drugs He's like you're gonna experiment with other stuff Like just be safe

And it was the correct way to do it. Because if you're a parent and you're like, don't do this, don't do this, don't smoke weed, don't do that, then you just want to do it more. So it's like I came into it being like, all right, just be safe. My parents were pretty strict. I started drinking probably late, middle, junior year of high school. And you're trying to do all this sneaky stuff because your parents would fucking... Yeah, my dad, there were some moments to where he's taking his glasses off and he's like, you're coming home, son. And I'm like, we're like...

I'm like, he's chasing me around a coffee table and I'm like getting away like that. I'm not going home because I'm just blacked out drunk. And I'm like, yo, this dude's about to just whoop my ass. Because at that point I had scholarship offers. He's like, you're going to ruin everything. Yada, yada. I didn't smoke weed till I was 27. So I feel like feeling like that was the wrong thing to do. I feel like they did a good job in that respect. Yeah. But sometimes I look back, I'm like, I wish I would have been a little, had a little bit more fun. Yeah. But my old man, he was not like, even when he caught me watching porn at a young age,

Pop-ups were a thing, right? And my dad took me outside, and he's like, hey, step outside. And there's a funny story about him challenging me for the title that I've told on Bustin', but he brought me outside, and he goes, what's this titsandassgalore.com? What?

And my jaw's kind of quivering because I'm just terrified. He's like, if I catch you watching porn or putting porn on the computer again, I'm going to box your jaws in. Dude. And I'm just thinking like, I blamed it on a friend. Yeah, always. My boy came and he was just on the computer. People, and this is going to date us, but I don't think kids these days understand that

What we went through in the fact that like for my entire childhood, we were a one computer house. Yeah. One computer dial up for the entire house. So that means every single person is using that computer. So if you're watching porn, which I did.

I'm watching porn late at night, and then my mom's going to play Solitaire in the morning. And it's like, that's a fucking risky proposition. And until you learn the game, like when your boys put you on, hey, you have to delete the history. You got to delete the cookies. You're thinking, what? They can just find all of this stuff on the one. You don't have your own phone to just kind of look at. I remember when I got the first time, I got the malware, and the whole computer started. And I just turned it off and walked away. And I was like, I fucking don't.

know what to do. I'm trying to go to titsandaskalore.com right now. It looks like that site no longer exists. It no longer exists. That's a shame. Free ones. There was a go-to video I would hit there. Do you remember free ones? This was before there was actual porn videos you could watch. It was just pictures. You could just search. It was almost like the yellow pages. It was like

a thousand names of chicks and you just click on it and there's just picture galleries, free ones.com. Yeah. Yeah. And then you were just at risk. Like you're like searching. Then all of a sudden a pop-up comes up. I'm like, well, hang on a second. And you're just like playing a video game on the computer and you're like, Oh fuck, I got to figure out how to get this out of here. We're like, don't click on a video. That's like taking a real risk when you go to a video. Cause first of all, it's probably not going to load. Yeah. Second of all, that's where all the pop-ups come from. So it was like, stick to what you know, the safe roads.

Which are just, you click on a picture and then you just see a picture of boobs. And then you just stare at that for like five seconds. Yeah. But yeah, the videos is where you used to get in trouble. Also, just finding porn was so exhilarating when you were a kid. Oh, yeah. When it would be like in a park somewhere, you'd like find a little magazine. Yeah. Playboy. That somebody else had like hidden in some bushes. And you can't wait to tell the boys, like, guys, you just hold up the magazine. The Pam Anderson Playboy, the Sable Playboy. Yeah. Seminal moments. The Pam Anderson video. Oh, yeah.

That was where I probably got my first malware. Yeah. Tommy Lee honking the horn of the boat with his cock. Massive piece. Like, oh my God. And it was soft when he was doing that. Yes, bro. Crazy. And it was enormous. A crazy weapon. Heather Brook. Yeah.

Yeah. I deep throat.com. I deep throat. That was, I mean, that was probably, probably the best amateur porn video of all time. We had to go. I remember watching Howard Stern late at night. Cause they would have the porn stars in studio. They would blur it all out, but you could at least listen to them. Right. Like moaning and stuff. I was like, this is awesome. Or at least get to the girls going wild commercials that played. Yeah. Yeah. And Brooke Burke with E uh,

Where she was just in a bikini all the time. Yeah, the kids don't know these days that there's a lot of work that went into horny. Cinemax? I think we accidentally got Cinemax and they'd do at midnight, they would do the softcore porn. Yep. We'd just be fucking each other's Nikki Fritz. Saturday nights, HBO, real sex. Yes, sir. Real sex. But they would never show a whole lot. No, no, no. It was one episode.

You had to pick the right one because sometimes it would be like this old dude and he's like, yeah, I like to have these girls over and I just dump paint on them. Dude. And they're just fully clothed and this guy's like getting off. But you say pick the right one. You had to just wait for the right Saturday. No, there was one real sex episode seared in my mind where it was...

It was all about these women who made like full prosthetic, like it was like dildos with the guys, like it was like dummies. Yeah. And they would fuck the shit out of them and they showed it and it was the greatest. And you'd just be like, I hope they run this episode again. Yeah. And then you just have your thumb on previous channel in case your parents walked in, like back to ESPN, like kind of like laying there with a boner. Yeah.

All right. Curveball, I remember yanking it to Get Low, the music video. Oh, yeah. Oh, dude, what was the one? Or that song, it was like, I like the way you move. Yeah, what was the big boy? Yeah, there was just thick, broad in there that I just was fascinated with. Thong Song was a pretty good one. What was the Twista music video? They had, oh, man, they had some chicks in that one. They just knew how to move, bro. Yeah, they did.

And you're like, hey, there's nothing on right now. I got to figure out a way right now on a Wednesday night. Yeah. All right. We have one last question. Okay. This has been great. We're excited for beer games. It's a rowback question. R-H-O-B-A-C-K.com. Promo code TAKE. 20% off your first purchase. Q-Zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts, rowback.com. So what we're going to do, we're running this on Wednesday after the beer games. So everyone's going to listen to this interview. After this interview, it's going to be the three of us.

taping about a 10, 15-minute segment drunk at Taylor's house. That'll be fun. That will be fun. So you're going to get to see the whole progression. The beginning of the show is going to be on Tuesday morning before we go to beer games, this interview, and then post-beer games.

So Max has a concussion-like test that he's going to administer to us. Right now. Right now that we're going to then try to recreate when we're drunk after the beer. So we're getting our baseline. We're getting our baseline. Getting our baseline. I told him to come up with a riddle. I told him to come up with – he's going to give us four words that we have to remember that we cannot write down. All right.

Max. Do we got to like walk a line and stuff too? Oh, we might have to. Oh, I'm good at that stuff. I'm good at that. So one time when I was in Texas, there was a, the Texas like state troopers, they would do their rookie seminar and they would have to recruit people from Texas to come in, get drunk under police supervision. So you would go in, they would weigh you. Then they'd make you drink. Okay, here's three shots. You have to drink in 15 minutes. Here's three more. And then they'd put you in the room with all the police officers and

They give you your tests. So I got better at all the like physical tests, but the eyes, the eyes fuck you up because they start to flutter when they're at the end. Yeah. So I think I'm what they call a functional drunk. So I think I can handle the physical aspect, mental aspect. I think I'm going to absolutely tank.

You know PFT was the friend that's like I drive better when I'm drunk Yeah No, no Not good Never did that Yeah, well yeah You're like bro And you got the friends that are like Oh no, I think I'm better And it's like dude, no you're not I don't know how people still get DUIs I don't either It's crazy

It's like the one thing you just can just don't do. Justin Timberlake just got one last night. No way. DWI. And it's like somebody of that stature. I have one beer and I'll take an Uber. Yeah. It's like, I don't know. What the fuck? You just pull out your app. Right. If I'm going out to dinner, it's like, I'm going to drink a glass of wine. It's like, well, I'm not going to drive. Why would I even put even on that line? Why even risk it at this point? It's nuts. Okay. Max, ready? Ready?

What would you like to start with? Whatever you want. So I'm telling you the four random words now? Yes. And we have to remember, no writing it down, no cheating. Okay. And this is things that were talked about in the interview. Okay. Like words that were said during this interview. Okay. Oh, vibes. Okay. Monday. Okay. 30%. Okay. For the record, that was...

30% It's three syllables You're saying a lot of words right now That's two words I already forgot the second one 30% Well that was Taylor Swift's chance of coming to the V-Live Okay 30% Vibes Monday 30%

And this is, I'm counting this as one word, titsandaskalore.com. Okay. I like vibesmonday30% titsandaskalore.com. And we're taping this a week before a beer game, so we got to keep this in our brain. Okay, yeah. This whole week. That'll be fun. God damn it. Vibesmonday30% titsandaskalore.com. Okay. All right. All right. So now you want the, I did NFL trivia. Okay. Kind of.

First one, what college did Peerless Price attend? Tennessee. Tennessee. Bang. Wow, that was quick. Wow. Who has the longest rush in the history of the Super Bowl? The Super Bowl? Was he on the Redskins? No. Oh. The longest rush in the history of the Super Bowl. Ready? Answer? Yeah. Willie Parker. Oh, yeah. Okay. Steelers. Fast Willie Parker. Great nickname. What running back led the position in YAC in this past year?

Not Christian McCaffrey? Not CMC? Nope. This one surprised me. Can't be Derek. No, it wasn't Derek. Saquon? Brees Hall. Oh, he did have a sneaky year. Very up and down fantasy-wise. Yeah, but I mean, he had Izzy nip it at his heels. All right. Who is the Bengals' all-time sack leader?

Played recently. Carlos Dunlap. Florida. Carlos Dunlap. What? He is. He went to Florida. And who's the only AFC team to win a Super Bowl but not win an AFC championship? Oh.

Oh. This one's a Shane question. Wait, win a Super Bowl. So it's a team that's in the NFC like the Seahawks that used to be in the NFC. No, the opposite. Opposite. Wait. No, no. They've never won an AFC championship, but they're currently in the AFC. Correct. And they've never won an AFC championship. But they've won a Super Bowl. They've never won an AFC championship. They've never won an AFC championship, but they have won a Super Bowl. They have won a Super Bowl. And they're currently in the AFC. So there's the...

Broncos. No, Broncos definitely not. No, I'm just naming AFC teams. Dolphins. The Jets.

The Jets. So the Jets were in the NFC. Oh, yeah. And they won. Okay. All right. That makes sense. Yes. All right. You ready for the riddle? Yes. So we got to remember all these answers. Yeah. This riddle. I got Peerless Price on lockdown. Peerless Price. And Carlos Dunlap. I got that on lockdown. I just hooked up the most random NFL player and where they went. Yeah. I got that on lockdown. What has four fingers and a thumb but isn't alive? What has four fingers and a thumb? And a thumb. Four fingers and a thumb. Not alive. Not alive.

Jimmy Carter. Four fingers. Chubbs hand. He could be dead by the time this comes out. He could be very much dead. I don't know if today's a sleep day or not for him. Four fingers and a thumb. Four fingers and a thumb. All right, ready for answer? Your hand. No, no, no. Don't say it yet, Max. You're never going to get this. Will, man to man, you're never going to get this. I might surprise you. I don't even know what. All right, sound it out. Sound it out. Tell us what your process is here.

I don't know. Right. It's something in a real. Oh, the hamburger helper glove. So close. Okay. All right. Ronald McDonald. Hey, that was a good guess. But that's also valid, I think. You're right there. You're right there. Hamburger helper. The other word. The glove. A glove. A glove. A glove. So, yeah. All right. The hamburger helper glove. No, just a glove, but also specifically the hamburger helper glove. Yes.

Not a lot. Hey, nice fucking pool. See, Max almost said it, and we just got that genius out of PFT. Yeah, we did, right? Yeah, we did. Yeah, me and you. I don't know if you saw. We had to fill the air while he thought about it. You and I could have sat here for a hundred hours. We've gotten all of these correct. Will's Dorito question yesterday was fantastic. Yeah, it was. Okay, random story. Okay, so we've got to remember this, too. Wait, I made this one up. No, no, vibes, Monday, 30%, titansklor.com.

Okay, ready for the random story? Yeah. Max and Hank went out on the boat. Hank was confident in his boating abilities until the engine stalled and we were stuck in the middle of the lake. Luckily, Roan had a blue jet ski on the shore and was able to come out for a rescue mission. But the jet ski only had room for one extra person, so Hank stabbed Max with a screwdriver and hopped on the jet ski. Okay. Wow. Hank and Max went out on a boat.

Max was confident. Sucks at driving the boat. The boat stalled. Roan came in on a blue jet ski. Hank kills Max. Hang on. He only has room for one seat. But he would have done it anyways. Yeah, Hank kills Max. You saw the perfect opportunity. And then Hank and Roan go back.

What did Hank use to kill? Screwdriver. Screwdriver. All right, those details are going to be very funny. Oh, my God. We're fucked. Yeah. All right, that's all I got. Because I think we'll figure, I think we'll know the answers to the question. The trivia questions, we'll definitely not get one of them, but the riddle and the words are going to be. No, we got the trivia. It's peerless price went to? Tennessee.

Longest touchdown, Willie Parker. Bengals career sack leader. Carlos Dunlop. And only team to win a Super Bowl. Jets. Jets. And no. And Brees Hall. Brees Hall. No cheating. Can't go back and listen to this. Oh, no. We won't even be out. We won't be out. Yeah, yeah. Now, a question. Are we working together when this happens? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we'll all be around each other. Yeah, we're trying to get as many correct as we can after the beer. We got to do something that's like.

Physical with us three. Yeah. Yeah, we'll do a test that Hank can narrate. Egg toss? You know, a wrestle. Yeah. Just hit some egg toss. Oh, egg toss would be good. Yeah. Okay. Well, Will. Hey, thanks for having me on. This is going to be fucking great. This is going to be awesome. Time out. You guys are actually coming, right? As of right now, yes. Okay. It would be a shame. As of right now. It would be a shame. As of right now, yes. As of right now. You got addicted to saying that. I know, bro. I know.

Will. Because, hey, I remember when the first commits. Just look me in the eye. We're going to be there. Okay. Okay. All right. We haven't been recording. When we had all the big names and we set them, I remember you just being like, hey, best case or best thing to do next time, just don't say who's coming. So that way it's not a let down. Ever. So it's just as of right now. As of right now. Yeah. You can never just be like next year's Beer Olympics. We have a commitment from Dana Beers.

The truck that you guys are coming in on, are you going to have speakers just blaring? Yeah. It's going to be tricked out, yeah. You got some AWO shirts. The whole vibe was we wanted to just crash it like Stone Cold. Yeah. Love it. And we're going to have Jerry in it. He's going to be a ref. Yeah. Jerry was on the list. Jerry was going to... I knew when that video went out, I was like, we're probably going to lose Jerry. Jerry, God bless Jerry. When Will and Taylor kicked us out of the beer games, Jerry texted me immediately. He goes, they're dead to me. Yeah.

I had to tell him that it's okay to talk to Will again. Yeah. Because then Will reached out to Jerry. Tried to feel it out. I said, love what you did with the dogs yesterday. And Jerry just texted me. He's like, Will just tried to reach out to me. I'm waiting for you to tell me if it's okay. He's a loyal dog, man. You need the foxhole guys. You need them. He's a foxhole guy. All right, Will. Thank you so much. Thank you, boys. Compton, the boy was brought to you by Visible. If you haven't heard of Visible, now you have.

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I'm hammered. I do not feel good. I'm hammered. I actually feel pretty good right now, but I know for a fact I'm hammered. Yeah, I retired from drinking games. I put out a press release. You had a hell of a run. I let myself, I said there could be an unretirement. What? I retired from drinking games. What led to the retirement?

I'm just washed, dude. I'm so washed. He's got allergies. I should have left when I beat... What made you realize you were washed? This could just be in the moment. You know, you're never supposed to retire right after the season. This past week has been my season. Yeah, the case race...

Beer games in one-week combo has been a lot. I think you're being hard on yourself. You were very good. Maybe the last game you weren't so good, but the other games you carried, and I'm not just talking about myself. Wait, why are you saying that he carried? What are you saying, Max? Because I... I was on his team. Who would he carry? It's true. Good point. Well, how did you do in the three-beer chug? In the three-beer chug, I did not fare well.

But I knew that I wasn't going to do well in that because I just can't fit that much beer in my belly. But I feel like in the flip cup and the beer pong, I did very well. And I also showed my testicles to Waka Flocka Flame and psyched him out. So that's a major dub. That did happen. He got so freaked out by my nuts. He was like, what the fuck is that? I did the old trick of, oops, I slipped and fell on some gum.

Didn't know what to do with it. No, I should have walked off when I did the boot chug to start in 8.1 seconds and beat Quentin Nelson. It's pretty good. And I should have left right there. Because that's all I can do. I can chug. I can't do anything else. It was a good chug. It was a really good chug. It felt good. But yeah, sometimes you got to know when you're washed.

Yeah. You're not washed. You're not washed. You're too hard on yourself right now. None of us should be competing in beer games. Wouldn't you rather walk away when you're still competitive than walk away when you're just terrible? It's like Willie Mays. I still think you're competitive. By the way, we should have said Willie Mays RIP. We did. We did say RIP. Oh, we did. Yeah. Oh, it was that we only did a minute and a half on him. Yeah. That was what people were upset about. Longer than any hockey recap we've ever done. No.

No. No, today we did a big hockey recap. We talked about the dog. Other than today, it's hilarious how few hockey recaps we have. But we also have more hockey guests than every other regular sports podcast. Facts. Yeah. I'm in on that. Love it. We didn't say RIP Jerry West ever.

That was it. RIP Jerry West. Yo, Jerry West. Didn't even know he died. Oh, really? No idea. You know what I was thinking about the other day? Jerry Springer died. Yeah. He didn't? Yeah, he did a while ago. He's dead. He's big time dead. Crazy. Can I say something about Jerry West? Yeah. I don't want to sound insensitive. Great player. Great human being, I think. I don't know. RIP. Yeah.

Now we're not talking about changing the logo anymore after he died. True, true. So he's going to be the logo for probably forever. But at the time when he was alive, they were like, we should maybe change it to Michael Jordan. Now he can't change anymore. Change it. Don't change it. Jerry West is a great GM too. Yeah. What are you doing? I just look, Jerry Springer died so long ago. So long ago, dude. But I just thought of it the other day. I was like, damn, Jerry Springer's not with us. Recurring guest on part of my day. Yeah. I didn't know that either. Yeah.

I don't know why it popped in my head. Where are we? Rushmore. Oh, Rushmore. We are in Terrell Luan's pool house. Haunted house. Haunted Civil War house. There's a ghost. Apparently multiple ghosts in here. This was a Civil War hospital for, I think, maybe the side that lost. I don't know. But yeah, we're here in his pool house and we are very hammered after Barrel in Texas. I see a sign that says, I'm a pop star, not a doctor. Yeah.

Yeah, that's from Civil War. Yeah. Also, if you're listening to this, you opted into it. So thank you very much for listening. I think people like this. We don't do it often. It's been a long time. It's been a long time since we've done a drunk or hungover part of my bake. I've never been on the show for any of these. Because we know that watching drunk people sometimes is funny, but listening to drunk people sometimes is very not funny. So we try to sprinkle it in, like Salt Bae.

We're going to have Will on in a minute. Will is the drunkest man on planet Earth because he lasted a long time in Beer Olympics. Let's do the Rushmore, though. What's Mount Rushmore again? Mount Rushmore of things you say to your boys when you're drunk. And no one is prepped. Nope. No, I have no idea. No one is prepped. No. I was starting to do a notepad and then you're like, none of us are prepped. No, no, no. No one is prepped.

So we're in this state right now. Hank and I also weren't supposed to be drunk for this. True. True. We have some behind the scenes footage when I broke it to Hank. So funny. Literally so funny. He was so mad. I wasn't mad. I was just. You were so mad. You were so mad at me. Like you're not going to be able to say that when the footage comes out. I was. All right. So all right. I was mad. The second that I showed up, I walked in and like I was I woke up clear looking life.

I've been living happily since the parade. Wait, wait, real quick. Hank, I think we did a bad job of setting this up. We're at Beer Olympics, and we've known that we're coming to Beer Olympics for a long time, but we're trying to do the long sell of getting kicked out of Beer Olympics and not going. But we showed up today in Nashville. We didn't talk about that start, did we? We talked about it with Will.

Oh, that's right. And we did talk about it at the start. Oh, we did both. Okay. My bad. Sorry for trying to set it up. But Hank wasn't supposed to be in. And then last night, Roan was out. And I offered up Hank. And he was so mad at me. Sorry for ruining your story, Hank. The quick story was that I walked into the beer and saw Waka Flocka. And then I had the best day of my life. Yeah, Waka Flocka. What did you do with Waka Flocka today?

We just hung out, talked shop. Also, best move. I watched him explain cryptocurrency to Stu Feiner. Oh, that's a hell of a duo. Dream blunt rotation. Best move I made when I showed up today was I just became best friends with Michael Chandler.

Because I was like, I don't want to get armbarred. I don't want to get in a fucking hold. And I was just like, I was just gassing him up. And he's like, he was like pumping me up. He's like, when you talk, people listen. I was like, all right. Just don't armbar me, dude. After today, I'm the biggest Michael Chandler guy of all time. Of all time. He's the man. He's the man. He is the man. He's the man. Coolest guy. Should I go? Rushmore? Yes. Look at that chick. Oh. Yeah.

That's a good first pick. That's a good one. First pick. That's a good first pick. Look at that chick. I love my girlfriend, but I would say...

If I was drunk with the boys, I would be like, look at that chick. That's pretty good. If I were single, I would be like, look at that chick. On the graphic. All right, I'm going to go with a simple one. I love you, man. Yeah. I love you. Wait, can I change it? I fucking love you, man. Yeah. I fucking love you, man. That's a good answer. Yeah. Look at that chick was a good answer, too. Look at that chick.

My girlfriend pointing at a woman. Yeah. Yeah. Cause I'm not actually gonna do anything, but like, like acknowledging that girls are hot to your boys is like, no, keep talking. Keep talking. Keep digging. Well, that vagina. That's what you say, Max. No, no, no, that's not me. All right. I'll go with another easy one. Be safe out there kids, but should I call my guy? Oh yeah. That's a lot of words.

No, but I think it's just should I call my guy? I think we all know what that means. That's a good pick. Yeah, thank you. I appreciate that. I will go with grab me one. Yeah. Boy goes to grab a beer. Yeah. Grab me one. Grab me one's good. Grab me one. Grab me one's good. Grab me one. Grab me one. That's a good one. And then I will go with no prep is tough. No prep is tough. Uh-huh.

I fucking love you is pretty much the go-to. That should have been the one-one. I don't know how it slipped to two. Yeah, no. I don't even say what I said, too. Come on. What are we feeling tonight? Ooh, okay, that's a good one. What are we feeling tonight's good? What are we feeling tonight's good? Not really. Okay. You have a couple beers? What are you feeling? What are you feeling tonight? You would love to ask that right now, like when we're done with this. What are you feeling tonight? What are we feeling tonight? What are you feeling tonight? Going to bed.

PFT, what's up? What are you feeling? What are you feeling tonight? I don't want to give away any of my other answers. I'm about to say things that drunk people say to their bros. Yeah. Next pick is, do you think Jason Tatum has aura? No, I'm just kidding. That's not actually my pick. No, that's what he said. That's not my pick. That's a joke. That's not my pick. It was a bad joke. It was a good joke. James, can we get a ruling? Thank you, PFT. It's not actually. We got to do this more.

Yeah, that's a good one. Especially when you get older. Yeah, an old guy pick for sure. I always say, we got to do this more. That's a good pick. And then you don't see your friends for another six months. Yep. But we got to do this more. For number two, I'm going to go with... Want to go to strip club? Yeah. Good one. You want to go to strip club? You just throw it out there. And I'm not a strip club guy. I feel like that's not actually like a...

Do you actually say that with your boys? I'm saying there's always, no, but Hank, I know what you're saying, Hank, but there's always one guy in the group that says, no, that's like a bachelor party thing. Not like a, no, your boys. There's always one guy. That's a strip club. That throws it out there. Yeah. Yeah. I think it plays. Yeah. Okay. We'll see. This Mount Rushmore might suck. We got a banger though for Friday. Shout out the top YouTube comment on Monday. I have two. Yeah. Can I get a hit of that?

Nice. Okay, that's good. Can I get a hit of that? It can go. Is that about a chick again? No. It's about a vape. I guess cigarette doesn't, I guess it would be drag if it were a cigarette. Yeah. But it's like, or weed. I'm not a big weed guy, but it's like, I need something of that. And then my next thing. Guys don't talk to each other. I have one, but I'm trying to think of the best way to word it.

Guys don't talk to each other, huh? I feel like with my friends, I would say stupid shit. But that's not... Relatable to the general public? I think guys... Maybe it is. I think guys talk to each other, but we just... I'm just going to say what I... Yeah. We just talk shit to each other. Like, we get mad at each other. Yeah. I think I know the best way to word this. Okay. Probably won't be. Want to go get some food. Oh, that's... It took you that long for... Well, I was like...

Realistically, I was thinking in my head, like what I wanted to say was like, what do you want from Taco Bell? But like that, that like, or should we order a pizza? Should we order a pizza? And like, I thought I was,

Limiting the rest of the drunk food world Yes But want to go get some food It probably should have come to me quicker But that's the round I want to go with That's a fantastic pick But it's just very funny It took you a minute to phrase that correctly I really just wanted to say What do you want from Taco Bell Because right now what I'm thinking of Boys, what should we get from Taco Bell Because we're talking about this I'm thinking Taco Bell Whatever, fuck it, I'm done

I'm going to go with, uh, I'm going to go with, uh, you're the fucking best. Oh, I like that. You're the fucking best. I like that. That's good. What was your first one?

My first one was I fucking love you, man. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Two different things. No, I just wanted to know what your first one was. Entirely different conversations. I fucking love you, man is having a heart-to-heart with a bro. You're the fucking best is they do something sweet, and you need to acknowledge that they're sweet at what they did. Yes. Agreed. Yeah. The music's coming on in the background. All right, I got to figure out what I'm going to do. No prep is a bad idea. Max stole mine. I didn't think he'd get there.

I want to order some food is a good pick. That's a good one. Good value pick. I can't believe it lasts that long. I thought about that one one. Not fat. Okay, I'll go with one that definitely works. What do we want to bet on? If you're with your friends and games are on, maybe it's like a Saturday afternoon. It's like, what are we betting on tonight? That's a really good one. Maybe what are we betting on tonight is the wording. Good pick. Yeah, that definitely happens. Yeah, for sure. Um...

I will go, and this is where it's like, I just, this is just what I do. Speak from yourself. Yeah, I like to just walk up to my friends and like, you know, you see them, you're just like, you just, thoughts? Oh. Oh, just a thought. Thoughts, question mark. Thoughts is good. Thoughts is good. Thoughts.

13:00 CH: And then it's like, "What?" And then you're like, "Thoughts." And then you never know where your friend's gonna go. They're gonna just start... They're drunk, they're just gonna start talking about whatever's on their mind. 13:07 SJ: Yeah. 13:08 CH: Thoughts. 13:09 SJ: Thoughts. 13:09 CH: Thoughts is good. 13:10 SJ: Thoughts is funny. 13:11 CH: I like that. 13:12 SJ: It's good 'cause it puts it on the other person right there. 13:14 CH: Thoughts. 13:15 SJ: Yeah, and I'll just be like... You're walking around drunk, you walk past your friend 10 times, you just be like, "What's good?" And he's like, "Thoughts." 13:19 CH: Thoughts. I like that.

She got any friends? Oh, good one. Cause your friends will talk about their, their, you know, girls are talking to him. Like she got any friends? Yeah. And hopefully they do. So I, my last one is, I don't know how you guys can maybe help me through it. It's not like a specific phrase, but it's like making super aggressive plans for the next day that you're not going to do.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. How would I... I don't know if I can just say it, that making super-best plans. Or just like future plans. Yeah, but... No, it should be tomorrow because... It's like you plan on going out to get brunch tomorrow. Yeah, brunch. Oh, let's golf tomorrow. We know that nobody's going to wake up before 10 a.m. Right. And they're like, yeah, okay, so we're going to meet at 945 at this diner and then we're going to go out. It's like...

We're going to be fine tomorrow. Let's run it back tomorrow. Let's run it back tomorrow. It isn't bad. I think, I think you could just simply be making aggressive plans for tomorrow that you won't keep. Yeah.

You don't say that to your boys. It's got to be the – if it's Matt Rushmore, what you say to your boys. I'm going to agree with Hank on this one. It has to be. What do you say to your boys when you're drunk? All right, let's run it back tomorrow. Let's run it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, let's – you know what? Let's go get brushed. Let's run it back tomorrow. Let's run it back tomorrow. Let's go get brushed tomorrow. Let's run it back tomorrow. Yeah, because that happens so much. You're just like, oh, we'll do this. We'll do that. We'll do a Cubs game. Yeah, we'll golf.

I once signed up for a 5K when I was drunk. It just didn't show up the next day. Yeah. That's great, though. Yeah, it was all great cancellation. Yeah, I've only done a 5K once in my life, and you made me do it. Yeah, and you cheated. Yeah, I would have cheated more if I didn't have to. You're going to have to do that again this year, by the way. All right, so I'll do this one. For my fourth one, I'm going to say, I don't know. I think this is loud. You're the best. I don't know if that was your last one. No, hey, whose turn is it?

Sorry. Who starts it, Hank? My bad. That's right. I really think, insert your quarterback's name here, is going to be awesome this year. Let me rephrase that. I really think quarterback's name is going to have a big year. I like that because it happened to me today, and I don't know if that's people just trying to be nice to me, but I had multiple people be like, yeah, Caleb Williams could be awesome. It happened to me twice today already. Yeah. Where you just, whoever your quarterback is, you're like,

I think the system suits him really well. The offensive coordinator is going to win and die. Just talk about your sports teams or their sports teams. He reminds me a lot of Lamar Jackson. I like that. I like that. I really think quarterback's going to be good.

Max, have you said that to anybody? No, I feel like... So you don't think that Jalen Hurts is going to be good? Everyone knows Jalen Hurts is a good quarterback. Is he okay? Is he? Yeah, Jalen Hurts is a guy. Oh, he's a good quarterback. Having to say he's a guy means you might be doubting. It's interesting that he said that he's good. Like, if I had the guy, I'd be like, he's a fucking beast. Yeah, Max, did you ever figure out who that eagle is here today?

Uh, what? The Eagle? Trevor Keegan. That was on me. That was bad. He just got drafted. He just got drafted. Big Cat was like... I hyped you up. But that was also on you because you didn't know him. Of course not. He hates me. He was like, I'm an Eagles player. And then I happened to be walking by. He's like, Max is a diehard Eagles guy. Yeah. And then he looked at me. He's like, if you're such a diehard Eagles guy, who am I? I'm like, I don't fucking know, dude. Yeah, but that's like a...

2% of the fan base. He was like a mid-fifth round pick. Also, shout out Graham Glasgow. He's probably going to be a beast. Graham Glasgow is the nicest guy in the world. He really is. He's the best. Yeah, I talked to him for like 20 minutes today. He's the best. Great dude, Graham Glasgow. Last pick. I crushed this draft. Where are we going after this?

You think so? That's a good, that's a good, that's a good, that's a great pick. Yeah. You just said it's a good, that is a good pick. I, I mean, that's a great last pick. Uh huh. Um, cause you're always trying to find the next move. Yeah. You're always trying to find the next move. Like where are we going? Like where they're at. Yeah.

You'll just be like, where is it? If I lose this draft, this is another reason of, like, everyone hates me. Oh, no. That's not going to happen. That's a good strategy. Just attack the listeners. You literally missed the 1-1. Yeah. The 1-1 was easy. Your 1-1 was terrible. I love you guys. I fucking love you, dude. Yeah, that was an easy one. Your 1-1 was look at that girl. Yeah. No. I fucking love you is the easiest 1-1. Look at that chick.

You're saying that when you're drunk eyes don't look at other chicks and not hitting on them? I'm more likely to be like, dude, I fucking love you, dude. No, I do that too. I love you guys. I fucking love you, dude. I'm not going to be like, look at that chick. That sounds like you're a stalker. Yo, look at that chick. Look at her.

I also love my fucking girlfriend. That's the thing. That's the thing about me. I was thinking for the masses, like dudes love talking about girls. Yeah, dudes love doing that. Look at that shit. They do. That is a thing, for sure. Oh, no, you've talked yourself into a last place. No, I haven't. I actually crushed this. Without a doubt. For sure, for sure. All right, honorable mentions real quick. I have a couple old guy ones because I'm washed. There's...

Kind of like the... We should do this more often. Every time I've ever gone on a bachelor party, it's like, dude, wouldn't it be sick if we just got a house? Like, all of us together. Yeah, that's a good one. Like, just... And, like, left our lives and just...

hung out in a house dude you're in that like mid mid like second day bachelor party let's write a movie yeah yeah that's another one where you're drunk you're like this everything's so funny like yeah we should fucking we should write a movie and then the and then like it does unfortunately you with your friends it's like how are the kids that kind of sucks but that does happen yeah compound talk i have compound talk on almost every like bachelor uh big group hangout it's like let's get a

Yes. All live together. Pool in the middle. Let's get a house. Get our money together. Yeah, yeah. I do the move because guys don't really talk to each other

that deeply i do the move at the end of the bachelor parties i just tell all my friends like tell me one thing that i can bring home with me when i get asked yeah that's good like give me like a work thing a family to just give me one thing i can be like oh yeah he's doing this uh honorable mention did you hear how bad max is mount rushmore was the other day yep now this is gonna crush yeah hey how many bachelor bachelor parties have you been to good question three

Not that many. How many have you guys been to? A lot. 15? Yeah, I would say somewhere around 20-ish. I've been to two of my two brothers, but I haven't been to any of my friends yet. And I'm waiting for that moment. I'll put this out there. Max is a good bachelor party hang. The other one that I like to do, again, this is more just what I do, but I like to be like, sup? Sup?

Oh, yeah. That wouldn't have played. I'm jealous of you, though. No, but I'm thinking, like, when I'm with my friends, if I'm walking her, I was like, sup? What about, I think she's into you, or I think she's into me? Like, you run into a random girl. Like, after someone says, look at that chick? Yeah, but then after you look at her, she comes by, and then she just says something nice and walks away.

And then you say, I think she's into me or I think she's into you. Except everyone has that one friend that thinks... I'm in love with blank. Everyone has that one friend that thinks every chick is into them. Yeah. You're like, dude, that's just not possible. Oh, the cart girl. I think she's into me. Oh, yeah. No, she's not. Max, the bachelor party, I'm jealous because...

I would say so. Yeah, I've been to probably about 15 roughly. Big Cat, can I give you a quick note? What? People, they're going to cook you for your posture. Yeah, I don't give a fuck. I'm drunk. I'm just looking out for you. I'm retired. I'm in retirement now. I'm upset I'm not wearing my Kelsey cutoff jersey right now. I feel like shit. I'm in retirement. Ah, yeah.

Bachelor parties like one through nine are the best. Then you get that like summer where you do a bunch and you're like, I'm kind of burnt out. So then it comes a little bit of a chore, but then you've got to hold on because the last couple are,

are also the best because you're like these are the end like the last couple that i did i was like this is the end like i know all my friends are married like i'm this is it is all i got really live it up yeah i'm in like the middle of wedding season right now but none of them are like my really like close boys yeah you don't have you don't have friends is what he said i have so many fucking friends it's crazy um but a lot of weddings a lot of bachelor parties hypothetically speaking

Just boys talking here. My best friends. Wait, wait, wait. What? Hypothetically speaking, boys talking here. What? Hank and Max, Shane and Memes, you can chime in. At some point in the future, if you decide to get married, would PFT and I be invited to your bachelor party? Yeah.

No, Shane? Shane says no. Yeah. Probably smart to say no. I say yes, but you guys will not come. I'll come to your... No, I would say yes, and you guys better come. Oh, I'll come to yours. I think Hank is the only one that would come to my bachelor party. I would come for a day. Max, I would go. I'd come for a day. Wait, where is it?

My dream bachelor party is a force, I'll say right now. A force? No, it's a force. Hank's going to have Tom Brady and Jason Tatum on his bachelor party. I would want to do darts in Ireland or England. And golf? That rocks.

Mine is also a big sporting event. It needs to be the real darts environment. But that seems like the best boys vibe. What do you got? Mine is also a big sporting event, which is sad because it's like...

I'm not a huge Penn State football fan, but like I think a Penn State weekend at like UCLA would be fun or like Washington. Like I want like a sporting event that I care about. You want like Penn State fucking Michigan like in November? Max is correct. I am not going to Happy Valley for a match. Not Happy Valley. I want an away game. This is stupid. Let's not talk about this. I don't fucking know. Yeah, good point. All right, we're going to do Will with the concussion test. Okay, we're going to end the show. Beer games.

With the drunkest guy in the world. That's Will Compton. You did it, bro. Yeah. You did it. Thank you. Y'all sat there like, obviously me and you went back and forth, but it's sitting there like, Big Cat's like, hey, what if we come and surprise everybody? Yeah. Because I'm sitting there stubborn as fuck thinking like, hey, if there's anything to salvage it, go ahead and do it. Blah, blah, blah. We'd be up for it. Big Cat had the idea that everybody come and like come together.

And legitimately, bro, Waka Flocka Flame, you guys coming and having fun. You sitting there being like, hey, I didn't know that was what it was. My fault, blah, blah, blah. It truly meant a lot. Legitimately. I love that. I had a blast. I know about the stuff behind the scenes you were dealing with. I was making jokes, but I'm very happy that we did that. Dude, we had so much fun. I retired from drinking games.

You can't retire. I retired from training games. I retired from training games. The ultimate warrior to now? Yeah, too much. You cannot retire. I've decided to declare myself a professional. I'm going to enter the pro sphere. I left myself open to un-retire.

But I'm retired as of right now. Yeah. I need a break. I might be retired. My body's hurt. I might be retired tomorrow morning when I wake up. Yes. And then we'll see. But as of right now, I'm ready to... When you did another Beer Olympics, I'm in. It wouldn't even max, bro. Like Hank, Max, the boys being like...

Hey, are we going to move it? Yada, yada, yada. You guys buying in. Honestly, all we ever wanted was you guys to be fired up. And it was. It was awesome. You know that. Yeah, no, I know. All we ever wanted was you guys. All we ever wanted was doing Nashville because this was fucking awesome. It was great. The best, bro. I'm sitting there looking at Taylor. I'm like, dog, this, we should never leave, bro. This is it. I might have said on a confessional that I wanted to go home. But that's a fair thing for a guy who's 39 with three kids. Yeah.

and getting his ass kicked in a pool by offensive linemen. And I was just like, I just want to go home and see my kids. You know what my favorite part was? No spoilers, but we did lose one event early. And just getting into the pool and hanging out in the pool for like an hour while everyone else competed, that was maybe the best time. It was like chilling with Dana Beers, who, by the way, he doesn't drink beer anymore.

Right. But, yeah, just hanging with him and glinny balls in the pool. What a blunt rotation that was for those two. You're sitting there looking at cats, and it's kind of like, hey, are we about to get fucked up? You kind of know, like, yo, we're about to get wrecked. Yeah. Should we fully go there? And things got rowdy. Like, dude. The three-beard chug is a genius starting thing because I was, like, buzzed instantly. You were thinking about going strategy. Strategy.

Yeah. Yeah. We think about ditching it. Yeah. Because some of us aren't that good at chugging beers. Will's got nothing behind his eyes right now. Will's pumped up right now. I don't blame him because he holds nothing behind those eyes. I love it. Oh,

I am truly like, I am. What do you think about your bureau Zympics where everybody just slams beer and then we get really fucking skinny. Yeah. Manjaro where we just fucking shoot ourselves. Well, the, uh, I do feel bad that I pulled you in the pool when you had your phone in your pocket, but it, it still works. Dude, it made for the best content. Yeah. You're sitting there and you're like, you know, obviously we went through whatever went through. Fuck it.

Fuck you. We had to bring it back to Nashville. If Dave doesn't do that, we obviously do not bring it back to Nashville. Right. It is what it is. You guys wanted it the entire time. And when you're sitting there in the fucking pool, pulling me in, like...

That's the moment. Dude. You saw my ass. Truly did not matter. I'm like, yo, big cats pulling me in. I sound ridiculous because we were fucked up right now. But I'm seriously thinking like, yo, I love this, bro. I love you. I love you. I love you. Hey, Will, guess what? Right now, you're getting paid for this. I fucking love you. This is the dream job. Yes. Will, have you ever uttered the words when you were drunk with your boys, hey, look at that chick? No.

when we were fucking Taylor and I were in the fucking mix of it and we were against Bakhtiari that was a weird way of going off hey people were rooting for us we were kind of rooting against Bakhtiari and we're sitting there like looking at his wife like hey we have to steal

We have to steal his wife. We have to beat him in front of his wife. We have to fucking take this moment. But that's like, that's man shit. That's the normal thing to say, like when you're at a bar and you see like a hot girl, like look at that girl. Yeah, bro. I need to conquer. Max, even you, legitimately. I gotta, we gotta steal that guy's wife. You guys pulling up. I'm not saying that. I'll tell you what, I almost teed him up for that. I brought on a ref jersey. One thing I noticed with Will and Taylor, they, oh shit.

I don't know. I just spilled. That's fine. You guys got a Spartan mentality. For sure. Like, we pull up to the gate and you're like, we're the 300. Yeah. And we're these Persians coming in. And Taylor, last year, like, we were kind of, you know, a little abrasive about people beating us. Yeah. But, dude, you guys, Big Cat, you guys stepping in, it was...

I am hammered. Do you think Taylor really cares about this couch? That would be most fun. Absolutely, bro. Yeah, he absolutely cares about that couch. Taylor left, I promise you. He's sitting there thinking like, damn, I wish they would just let me know. Can I please be a part of this? I swear. I said to him. I tried to call him. Call him right now. Max, you too, bro. Like, the moment that you were sitting there like, hey, are they going to cancel this? Yada, yada, yada. Obviously, I was fired up about it. It is what it is.

When you guys fully bought in, got off the fucking trailer, the body armor, and bought in. Dude, max.

I was so fired up. Yeah, no, it was so much fun. Number one, because BFT, obviously, we have our commonalities about the whole thing. But even Big Cat, we went back and forth about it all. Big Cat was on vacation. Dude, I'm so happy you guys came. I'm happy for you guys. Legitimately, I am so hammered. We're for the boys. Your boys are smiling right now because I'm hammered, but I'm legitimate. We're for the boys. I'm so hammered. Respect. So...

I was thinking earlier today that I don't remember any of the questions that they asked us when we did the interview earlier. Yeah, we have our concussion test. I have no idea. Dude. You guys ready? Carlos Dunlap. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He's going to ask the questions. No, no, no. I'm going to ask the questions. Go ahead. We just got to nail these. Okay. We're with each other. We got them. We got them. Boys. Let Will go first, PFT. Okay. All right. We'll try. And then we'll step in and help. Yeah, yeah. I know a couple. I don't know all of them. Dude. I was trying to remember the story this morning.

And I don't know. The first one is four random words, which is the toughest one. I do know. What do you mean? I know at least four random words from the interview that we just did. My mind actually might be sharper than it's ever been because one of them was. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let him try. Let him try. Let's say Carlos Dunlap. Nope. No. Not that.

I think one of them was tits. No, it's titsandaskalore.com. Bam. Yes, yes. There we go. I actually love doing this because my mind, I haven't thought of it until this morning and I was like, damn. What's the reason? Steel trap because Will used to jerk off to it. Jerk off. I think there should be a reasoning for each of these. My dad. Oh, I might not have reasonings. My dad pulled me aside and go, hey.

What's titsassglobal.com? And I'm like, Dad. He goes, you ever fucking log on to that, I will box your fucking jaws in. Yeah. I'm not joking. I love my dad. Dude, Bill Compton Jr. is the absolute best. Wait, you're Will Compton III? The III. William Earl III. The III. But my dad is... W3. Was hardcore for whatever reason about porn because my boy...

We go over to his spot like, oh, shit, we can hit up some porn. And my parents won't know. We go over to his spot, jerk off. Together? Yeah. I'm not joking. Me and my boy Logan.

Logan's out there taking strays. Shout out Logan. If you're listening to your AWL, that's awesome. You got to jerk off. We would sit there and like, yo, we had a jerk off moment. You would stare at each other? Yeah, hey, you do your thing. I'm going to go in the other room. I'll leave the other room. Oh, oh. It sounded like you were staring at each other while you jerked off. He would hit the thing and his dad was like, hey, you guys got to chill out. Like, I have to clean the computer up.

Yeah, yeah. Because then he's going to get in trouble. Yeah. Not because of Kong. The woman in the house. Yeah, not because of all that stuff. I'm sitting there like, yo, my boy's dad. Because we would get done every day, probably middle school. Yeah. And we'd be like, yo, we can jerk off at Logan's house. Logan, yeah. Logan would have us in the basement. His dad would find all this shit and be like, hey, you guys got to calm down because you guys are out of control. Yeah.

You drive by his house to this day and get a boner. Hey, your mom's going to find you out. Your mom's going to find you out. And that was titsnaskalore.com. I love it. We have so much more to get. And my dad was like, hey, you ever get the titsnaskalore? Do you have any other of the words? There's four more random words. No, three more. Three more. I have the other three. Carlos Dunlap. No. No, that's it. I have them all. Ready? Yeah. Monday, 30% vibes.

All of those are correct. Let's go. Now, I don't know what Monday. Oh, Monday is because you told me. You know Monday. That it was on Monday. Not the 25th. 30%, I think, is Taylor Swift. Yep. All right. 30% what?

that she was gonna come to beer games. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Hank... Which is... That was my favorite. Hey, they drove a boat. Hank was ready to kill somebody for the boat. No, no, no. We're gonna get to that. We're gonna get to that. He's gotta do the... I don't know what vibes were. I think it's just bring the vibes to the Beer Olympics. You want me to tell you what vibes were? What was vibes?

That was when you were going to trade our memes for their memes. Oh, yeah. Better vibes. Who are the vibes guys? Oh, yeah. What do you mean by our memes for their memes? Our guy memes for one of your memes, guys. You said we had to add... That's memes. You said we had to add cash for your memes? Cash considerations. And that's... Shane, by the way, he's never had a hot dog. Yeah.

Hey, Waka Flocka Flame being like, yo, we need glizzies? Yeah. Is that not insane? He said that? Yeah. Shane would have had his first glizzy. He goes, I'm going to have a white boy party and we're going to be drinking and being drunk and we're not going to have glizzies. I was like, hey, Mr. Waka Flocka. He was awesome. Good question. You know, Shane's never had a lemonade.

Yep. You? You never had lemonade? Lemonade or a hot dog. He had his first sandwich last week. He's never had a cupcake. Legitimately, you never had a lemonade? Never had a cupcake. Why? And he's never had pretzels. Why? He's weird, dude. Yeah. He's a weirdo. I truly don't know. I don't get why you're laughing. Our memes for your memes and a bro to be named later. Fuck that, dude. We'll take your guys' memes.

You can have him. Why is that funny? I don't understand why you're sitting there laughing about it. Oh, shit. Breaking Moose. Oh, no. Breaking Moose. This better not be serious. Breaking Moose. Is this about the Kelsey's? Please don't be serious. Dude, the fucking Swifties. Breaking Moose. I want Will's thoughts first. Okay. The Brooklyn Nets have agreed in principle on a trade to send Mikael Bridges to the New York Knicks.

For Bojan Bogdanovic, four unprotected first-round picks, a protected first-round pick via Bucs, an unprotected pick swap, and a second-rounder sources tell ESPN. Will, thoughts? Dude, I am so fired up for JJ Reddick being the LA Lakers. Will's a huge, huge NBA guy. Second-round pick swap, protected some first-rounders, and Bogdan Bogdanovic. Is he going to the Lakers?

No, they're going to the Knicks. Knicks. I don't get what's so funny. It's Brooklyn and Manhattan. Shane's laughing at you right now. Shane, shout out Shane. Shout out Shane. Dude, I have no clue what the fuck's going on with the NBA. Shane watched his first hockey game last night. When JJ got the call, I remember texting him like, Doug, hey, your pizza takes are terrible, but shout out you for getting the fucking LA Lakers job.

It's pretty good. Because he's thinking about going to Franklin. What? He's thinking about going to Franklin in Nashville, bro. Franklin what? Oh, like moving to Franklin, Tennessee. Oh, moving. But now he's moving to L.A. Yeah. But at the drop of a hat. He sat there and called me. He goes, hey, you and Taylor. He goes, keep what you guys got. And I literally sat there.

And I'm thinking to myself, what the fuck is he talking about? Yeah. Is there a reason you're telling me that? That's how I feel right now. He goes, man, keep it simple. Oh. And I was like, hey. And he goes, I go, hey. What's happening right now? Hey, is this not the most insane? I go, I go, can I? I'm believing what's on the internet, right? Like, you're the LA Lakers coach. He's like, no, no, I'm not. I have no clue what's about to happen. I'm about to call.

He said, I'm about to call the... Franklin. Franklin. Franklin. The Franklin Mayor. Game 7 series. Oh, yeah. The NBA Finals. I'm about to call the Finals. Yeah. Game 7. You didn't know the name of the Finals? Yeah, he goes, it's all I know. I'm focused on it. Talking to Michael. Laughing. And I'm laughing with him.

because I gave him a couple of schools because he was asking like, you know, what are the spots down south in Franklin that would be good? I'm giving him a couple of schools, but I'm like laughing. I'm like, is there a reason you're telling me this? He goes, man, he goes, I have a few masters. He goes, I have the master, like, uh,

the old man in three that's a master he goes big boss yeah yeah he goes lebron this new pot i came out with yeah it's a master espn's a master all these things are masters he goes what you and taylor have is so fun you guys need to just keep it simple right don't get caught up in everything else and we're literally i'm sitting there thinking to myself yo jj reddick is calling me he had called me and i'm thinking to myself

Is he the new LA Lakers head coach? Because I'm congratulating him. And he's sitting there like, hey, keep what you and Taylor have. And we sit there in silence for a moment. And I go, is there a reason you're telling me this? And he's like, man, you have all these different masters. What you guys have in the Barstow world. And you guys can relate to this. He's like, you guys have so much fun.

Like, when you make it serious, it is a different world that you guys are in. Talking to Mike Billy. Yeah, yeah. He's like, this is a different world that you guys are in. Yeah. Just make sure you continue to have fun and make the most of it. Yeah, it is great. No one gives us notes about anything. We just get to do this. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sitting there like J.J. Reddick is calling me. My fucking...

My boys that is obsessed with JJ Redick back in the day, NCAA, you're fighting for Duke or UNC, and this dude is calling me, telling me, being like, hey, what do you guys have? Keep it. Keep it safe. Do you think JJ can make LeBron better than MJ? I have no clue. I say that. I am absolutely hammered right now saying that. You are? Yeah. Oh. Wait. What do you think about the McHale-British trade, though?

I don't even know who that is, bro. I don't know who that is. I'll explain it to you. Boganovich. Mikhail Bridges. Max is very upset right now because Mikhail Bridges is one of his favorite Villanova players. And now the Knicks have literally every single Villanova player that he loves. I also know him. Like, I've known him for a very long time. I've known him since I was in middle school. When you say that, what does that mean? It's like if the Cowboys had every Nebraska player. No. No.

Like, I grew up with McAllen. Like, I know McAllen. I'm upset. And he's a Sixers fan, and the Knicks are really good, and they lost to the Knicks. And they have all of my Nova guys, and I hate the Knicks so much. And Jay Wright's probably going to coach them. It was the one thing that... Oh, that's it. I forgot about that part. Yeah. It was the one thing that I could hold on to. Or maybe Danny Early's going to coach them and do a better job coaching them than Jay Wright. Yeah. It was the one thing that I could hold on to because I'm a huge Nova basketball fan, and...

for forever I was like alright at least Macau's not there like I know I've known Macau since I was in like the 6th grade yeah

And now he's with like my least favorite team with like all my other favorite players and Nova. Yes. And it really hurts. And I was just going through it right there trying to figure it out. You're upset. No, I'm very upset. I'm actually very upset. Are you a basketball guy for real? Yeah, I am as big of a. Yeah, I'm as big of a villain. I'm more of a Villanova basketball fan than anything. He's about to cry.

So all of the Villanova basketball guys being at the Knicks sucks. Sucks. Especially the one guy that like, like if I were to see McHale like walking down the street, I'd be like, that's, that's my guy. Like I just. When you see JJ get the head coaching here for the Lakers, what does that mean to you? Literally nothing. I don't care about the Lakers at all.

Like, I care about the Knicks. Will interviewed one basketball player, and that's all he brings it back to. No, but I love that. I love that. No, no question, Big Cat. I'm sitting there, I'm like, I remember hitting my boys up because they were so obsessed with J.J. Redick. Everybody was. Every white boy was that, you know, tried to shoot the three. And when we had him on the pod, I remember hitting my boys up, like, yo, J.J. Redick came on the podcast. He had an abysmal...

Pizza review about, you know, whatever he said. It was garbage. But other than that, I'm thinking to myself, like, yo, how sick is it that J.J. Reddick came on the podcast? How sick is it that J.J. Reddick came on the podcast? You know what I mean? And now that he has the head coaching job, I'm not a big basketball guy. You know, clearly, I'm not sitting here...

You know, JJ Reddick's in here. What was it? A fourth grade head coaching job that he had? Yeah, assistant volunteer. He's kind of like a pioneer for a guy who is... Podcaster. Yeah, for athletes, podcaster, everything else. It just fires me up that he has a head coaching job. And it's crazy that... And Sal LeBron James, low-key, made himself into a head coach. And it's crazy that Nova has...

All these players on Knicks. That is crazy. When you say nobody, is that where Max comes in? I don't know. Max is a big fan. Do you hate JJ? JJ means nothing to me. I'm going through it right now. Also, Will, this is another thing. The Sixers were also rumored to go after him because the Sixers drafted Mikal.

When you say Sixers are going after him, you're saying Philly went after JJ to be a head coach. We already had JJ. Philly had JJ. Hey, Will. Hey, let's bring this back. Dude, pardon my take, fans. I am so sorry. I feel like I'm fucking up. It's Beer Olympics. Will, what do you think about the Mikkel Bridges trade? I don't know. I'll be honest. Who's Mikkel Bridges? He's really good. Where did he come from? He was...

Now he's on the Knicks, which is one of Max Lee's favorite teams. Is he a Laker? He's not a Laker. Dude, all this has happened, I swear to God, I'm just rooting for JJ. Yeah, I love that. I love that. I love that. Just ride or die for JJ. Yeah. You came out of nowhere. That's huge. Yeah, it's like... JJ. JJ Redding. Right. My boys are so...

I don't know. The boys are pumped. Yeah. The boys are pumped. Yeah. The boys are pumped. I sit there and brag to him. I'm like, hey, literally, JJ Reddick came on the podcast. Yeah, good dude. Played big. Yeah. Somebody beat him. What about Bogdan Bojanovic? I don't know. He just got traded.

Yeah, I'm sorry. For Mikael Bridges. That's why y'all are number one, man. Y'all are, you know, I have no clue. I think he's a JJ guy. I think JJ could do something good with him. I'm all about JJ. Yeah, you are. I respect that. Like, if there's any question out there, if Will Komp is a fan of JJ Redick, let's put that to bed. I'm trying to get in. All right, let's keep going. A good school. A concussion test, Will. A good home.

We did the words. Alright, Carlos Dunlap. That is going to come up, I think. Alright, go. Go, ask a question. I have to pull up. This one's you. You know this answer. Tennessee, Peerless Price. I remember that one. Wait, the question was where did Peerless Price go to school? Good answer. Who has the longest Russian Super Bowl history? That would be Fastly Parker. Next question.

What running back has led the position in Yak in 2020? Brees Hall. You guys are all over this. I'm not. I'm not. Brees Hall. Let's let Will answer. Say the question. Brees Lightning. What running back has led the position in Yak in the past year? Brees Hall. Yeah. Will. There we go. Fuck yes. The boy. The boy.

All right, Will, this one's also for you. Ready? Oh, come on, Will. You got this. You got this. I got you. Who was the only AFC team to win a Super Bowl but not an AFC championship game? This one's for you, Will. Come on, Will. Jets. Yes. Yes. Yeah, Jets. We got this. Yeah. Jets. Nailed it. You guys are so close. Last one, I'm not even going to ask the question. What is it, Will? No, no, no. Do it. Carlos Dunlap. Yes. Yes.

Who is the Bengals' all-time sack leader? Hey, that's you, BC. Lord, big CD. Who is the Bengals' all-time sack leader? Carlos Dunlap. Yes. Nailed it. Okay. Do we do the... No, we're going to do the riddle, and then... The story's the hardest part. Do you think there's still some pizza? Yes, 100%. I forgot. The story is the hardest part. Okay. So we're going to do the riddle first, and then we're going to get to the story. Okay, okay, okay. The doctor was a woman. Oh, I... Okay. Where's Hank?

My brain is a steel trap. What has four fingers and a thumb but isn't alive? Oh, I remember this. Will, you got it? You got it, Will. Will, get it. You got it. All right. Last thing. Story. The Hamburg Helper glove. You said that. Okay. Hang on. Big Cat's got it. No, no. I have to start. I need some help.

I'm going to ask you details along the way. Ronan and Hank are in a boat. Yes. Ronan and Hank. Already wrong. Hank is in a boat. Hank is in a boat with Max. Yes. Correct. Hank and Max go to a boat. And then Hank crashes the boat. Yeah. Yes. Wrong. Okay. Hank's out of gas. The boat has a problem. Hank is there to save it. No. No, no. Hank and Max are in a boat.

The boat runs out of gas. I'm going to give you runs out of gas. That's not exactly correct. The boat breaks. Engine stalls. Engine stalls. Engine stalls. And then Hank. No. Yeah. Hank hits Max in the head with a paddle. Hank decides, I'm going to fuck him up. No. Yeah. No. No. Yeah. No. No. Roan shows up. Bang.

Shut up, man. What did he show up on, though? There was a detail. He showed up like, hey, I'm about to save y'all boys. No, no, no, no, no.

He stabs. Blue something. Blue is correct. Blue is the correct color, which is way more impressive than you remember that. Blue something. It was a blue robo. Nope. He stabs Max. A blue jet ski. Blue jet ski. He stabs Max in the head with a screwdriver. No. Oh. Will is correct. Will is correct. But why did he stab? Roan said, I can only take one of you.

Yes. And then Max stabs Hank in the head with a screwdriver. Ron stabs Max in the head. Ron stabs Hank in the head with a screwdriver. No, Max stabs Hank in the head with a screwdriver. No, Ron stabs Hank in the head with a screwdriver. Wrong. Hank stabs Max in the head with a screwdriver. Hank stabs Max in the head with a screwdriver. And then he gets on the jet ski. They drive off. And they go back to shore. There you go. Fen. That's the whole story. Is that it? That's the whole story, yeah. You want me to read it? Yeah. Okay.

The fact that you remembered screwdriver is very impressive, Will. Very impressive. I thought that was going to be the one that got everyone out of place. Say that again. Very impressive.

You just did a good job, Will. That's all. That was a lot of fun. We had a great day. We're going to guess a random number right now to end the show. One through 100. One through 100. One through 100. And you can't guess 18. I'm down. So say any number. Okay, ready? Guess the number. Hey, hang on a second. I'm... All you gotta do is guess the number. You're saying a number. Three means six? Three. Shane. I'm going to say 25 for Mikhail's Nova number. I'm going to say eight. I'm going to say...

18. Oh, okay. I'll say 65. What does that mean? 15. None of us got it. Hang on. None of us got it. None of us got it. It's something Boston will probably do in like three years. Love you guys. I don't know what...

I'm not done. I'm not done. I'll be coming for your love again. I'll be coming for your love again. Needless to say. Say it. So let it wait. Say it to me. Thanks for letting me say this, I'll be. Say it to me. Thanks for letting me say this, I'll be. Say it. Say it. Say it. Say it. Say it. Say it. Say it. Say it.

Oh, my God.