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BBC Radio 1. Radio 1's All Day Breakfast. With Greg James. Hello and welcome to Monday's Radio 1 All Day Breakfast podcast. Loads of good bits on today. We were all feeling a little bit Monday to begin with because it was a very hot and sweaty weekend and we were just trying to do the show on very little sleep. Not for rock and roll reasons, but for...

I don't know, rolling around in a hot bedroom reasons, but not in a sexy way, in a lonely way. Today, we have a quiz. We have a new game called Surnames of Place Name. We did Is It Just Us with Chloe. We also had a really good All The Latest Things. And we started the show with this. BBC Radio 5.

Good morning! Brand new week begins. It's the Radio 1 Breakfast Show on Monday the 23rd of June. Hello, good morning and welcome. Hey Callum. Morning. Hey. We should be grateful this morning. Okay. Because it was a very hot and sticky weekend for lots of us. It was, wasn't it? Very, very hot and sticky. We should be grateful and do as Taylor Swift said.

Did once upon a time. And all of us today should be thanking our fans. Yes, we should. Yes. I have the fans to thank essentially for my happiness. And I love you more than I can say. That was me this morning looking at the fan. The fan in the corner of the room who's just...

Done me such a solid this weekend. Yeah, same. It's that fan that was taken all around the house whenever I needed it. Sitting there watching the cricket in my pants. The fan was there. And I went upstairs and I took the fan with me and I was like, I just want to thank the fans because... I have the fans to thank. We do have the fans to thank for keeping us cool this weekend. And look, you should take Taylor Swift's lead and just look at that fan in the corner of your room now and just go, thank you so much. I'm so appreciative of the fans.

because those fans did us such a favour this weekend. You feeling good? How was your weekend? I had a great weekend, yeah. Saw Julepa on Friday night. That was fun. Did she thank the fans? I think she did, yes. She did. She very much did. She wouldn't be anywhere without the fans. That was fun. And yeah, good weekends. Yeah, we thanked the fans. Good. A little play on words there, which I hope you enjoyed.

Next up, it's time for a game of Your Surname is a Place Name. Radio One's All Day Breakfast. We've been doing this very, very silly little game the last couple of weeks. Like lots of the best games, by accident it appeared to us. And we thought, well, that's fun. And you seem to really like it as well. It was actually from a listener called Eleanor.

And she said, I noticed that Callum Leslie and Pete Allison's names, their surnames are mum's names. So we had a game called Surnames are mum's name. Your surnames are mum's name. But we've done that. We've exhausted that for now. Then we did Surnames are dad's name. Natural progression. And then we thought, oh, let's maybe do Surnames are job's name. So we had people like Dave Butcher. Today...

I think this might be a stretch, but I'm going to try it. To be honest with you, always. We might get some good ones, but I don't know. We've had one good one, but we've only had one in total. We've had one which is good. We're going to do Surnames A Place Name. Surnames A Place Name. Surnames A Place Name.

And we start off with a man called Dave Cornwall. And I think that's a strong start. No, it is good. So Dave Cornwall, there's your starter. Where do we go next? Interestingly, Chloe has popped up on my tech screen with what she thinks is a loophole. She says if you're playing Your Surname's a Place Name...

My surname is Place. Okay, Chloe Place. Surname's a place name, literally. Your surname's a place name, Chloe Place. Okay, so we started off with Dave Cornwall. Okay. Okay.

All right, we're simmering. We're not boiling yet, but we're simmering. With Alex Lancaster, who's listening. Sir name, sir name's a place name. Izzy Bedford is listening. Bethan Redding is listening. Also could be Bethan Reading. Could be. Could be.

If you did Bethan reading, you could do surname is something you're doing. That's quite nice. You're like Jeremy Irons. It'd be good. We'll do that one or something. We'll put that for next time. Charlotte Kent is listening. She says, Craig, I've been waiting for this one. My whole life.

All right, I think we're on the way. We're celebrating our listeners' names. Your surname's a place name. Your surname's a place name. I was... I momentarily lost my mind.

Lost confidence, Callum, in your surname's a place name. OK. Well, we only had one to begin with. And my brain wasn't... I couldn't think past Dave Cornwall. But luckily... You thought it was going to be five minutes of repeating that over and over again. Yeah, oh, who remembers Dave Cornwall? That was funny, wasn't it? Ten minutes ago when Dave Cornwall was there. Oh, all right, bye. Bye.

No, but luckily, you've got to rely on the millions and millions of Radio 1 listeners, and they very rarely let us down, if ever, really. So we start off with Dave Cornwall. Surname's a place name. Who's next? My name's Andy Gorton. Small town in Manchester. Woo-hoo!

Yeah, nice. I like it. It's nice. It's local. It's nice. Yeah. No, it's not like a, oh, wow. It's a good one. What else have we got? I said it was a place name. It is Sam Sutherland. Sutherland is apparently a place in Scotland. I haven't been, but I hear it's very nice. Yeah, there you go. There's a Sutherland in Australia as well, I think. It's maybe Sydney based. Again, it's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good.

I'm not down on it. I'm just... Maybe one more from Sophie. Morning, Greg. My dad's dad was actually adopted and they didn't know his real surname. And at the time, they were living in Buxton. So I'm Sophie Buxton. OK, now we're getting there. I know Buxton. Yeah, Derbyshire. Yeah, yeah, that's good. Who's on line one, please?

Hi, Greg. I'm Beth Blackburn. I don't actually know where Blackburn is. It's up north somewhere, but yeah, I'm Blackburn way. What do you mean you don't know where Blackburn is? Yes, it's up north. It's very famous, Blackburn. I'm originally from Essex, so I don't know. It's up north. No, I know. You could travel to Blackburn.

Maybe I need to travel to Blackburn. What is in Blackburn? Well, there's a quite good football team. Famous football team. There's... I mean, I don't know too much about Blackburn. Anything you know about Blackburn? No, I was going to say Ewood Park was my starting point for the football team play, yeah. Yeah, Ewood Park. I'm amazed that your name is Blackburn, yet you've never bothered to go to Blackburn. LAUGHTER

I've never really felt the need to, to be honest. I feel like you should. You owe it to your name and your heritage to go and, you know, see where your name came from. That's it. I'll have to add it to the list. Bucket list. That's on your bucket list, yeah. Thank you. Sophie Blackburn, we're off. OK, line two, who have we got? Hi, I'm Alice Wales, like the country. Hey! Thanks for the clarification. I have to say it all the time.

People don't write your name like the animal, do they? Yeah, I either have to say not as in beached or as in the country. Not as in beached. Not as in beached is a great way to introduce yourself. Yeah, but I would have gone for blue, not as in like blue whale. But, you know, not like the beached whale, like the country whales. Yeah. It's a great surname, really great surname.

Let's... Can we call you the Princess of Wales? Absolutely, any day. Great. That's Alice, the Princess of Wales. Line three, who do we have? Hi, my name's Darren. My surname is Mencarini.

Okay, where's Mencorini? Apparently, it's in Italy somewhere. Apparently? Why haven't you gone? Go to Mencorini, Darren. Well, I think I'd be honoured as a king, I reckon. Yes. Well, I mean, there'll be quite a few of them. Quite a few Mencorinis in Mencorini, I imagine. But let me, where's Mencorini? Just doing a little, what part of Italy? Do you even know what part of Italy it's in? The posh part, apparently. The posh part.

This is amazing. Why would you not go to Mencarini? I will, maybe one day. One scary fact is that I've got a five-year-old son and we named him Luca and apparently it's in a province of Luca, which we didn't even know. Oh, right. That's nice. It is. I just Googled. It's near Luca. It's in Luca. Okay, great. Say hello, Luca.

Hi, Luca. Buongiorno, Luca. That's a beautiful part of the world because you're not far from Pisa and Florence. That's a lovely bit, that. Let's go. We're all going. Yeah, you should go. Especially... Yeah, that is a nice bit. Get yourself to Mencorini, Darren. I think I'm going to have to go. All right. Have a good day. Thank you. Ciao, ragazzo. Ciao.

Hello? Hello, line four. Hi, Greg. I, too, have never been to my place name either. For that, because my surname is Moon. My name is Karis Moon. Right, OK. That's more understandable. Reasonable. I get that one, yeah. I'm not going to have a go at you for not going. That's not Blackburn or even Mencarini. You're called Karis Moon. Yes, yeah. Let me sing to you. Hang on a second.

Your surname's a place name. Your surname's a place name. Great place as well. Do you reckon you'll ever make it? I hope so one day, but I don't know if I'm ever going to be rich enough. So maybe. You want to be friends with Jeff Bezos or Katy Perry even? Maybe. I'm not sure, but I'm sure they're lovely people, but I'm not sure I want to go to the moon with them.

I thought you were about to say, I'm sure there's some lovely people there. That would be great, just to leave that one hanging. That's my home. You just get up, you land on the moon and go, it's good to be home. All right, see you later. Do people call you Moony?

They do quite a lot. Yeah, it's a good one. Solid, isn't it? Solid nickname. All right, thanks, Moony. Have a good day. Thanks, Greg. Bye. There you go. I don't know what I was worried about. Yeah, it was all fine. I think you wanted more Italian back, didn't you? I could sense that. Oh, I definitely wanted more Italian back from Darren. But it's all good. I wasn't getting anything.

Anyway, good. Surname's a place name. Excellent. This game can run and run. Radio One's All Day Breakfast. Oh, my God. I forgot my mate, Kenny England. Oh, no. Kenny England. The place you're in. It's right there. Oh, Kenny, I'm sorry. He's just messaged me saying I'm gutted not to get a chance. Oh, he must have been listening, thinking, oh, he's going to definitely mention me. He's definitely going to mention me. This is my moment. I'm sorry, Kenny England. OK.

David Washington. That's good. That's strong. That's a good one. Abigail Glossop.

Zoe Glastonbury. Surname's a place name. Joe Rome. Jack Leeds. Dale Rhodes. Penny Ireland. There are more than I thought. I'll be honest, I wasn't sure how many people would have surnames that are place names. Were you worried about the game today? I wasn't sure. I was kind of where you were when it started, thinking, I'm not sure about this one. Milly Paris. It's maybe more than any other one. There's loads. Milly Paris is a nice one. That's lovely. Yeah.

I had an idea for someone for another round, which is your surname's a day trip.

Okay. Someone called something forest to text in. So you could do like someone beach, someone castle. Could you do that? Is that potential? Maybe we do that when we run out of ideas. But when did we say what we were going to do? So place name. Verb. Hat name. Verb. Your surname's a verb. Okay, let's do that. Yeah, your surname's a verb. Okay.

All right, we'll do surname to verb next time. Everyone's going, what's a verb again? Noun, verb, adjective, what one's that again? Yeah. It's a doing word. It's a doing word. It's a doing word, yeah. So as you said, like Jeremy Irons or something. Yeah.

What was the one we had that you text in? What was the first verb? I can't remember what it was. Susanna, do you remember? No, but I was saying that my friend's name is Emily Stammers. Right, there you go. Emily Stammers, that works as well. Yeah, really nice. That works. Oh, that was it. It was Bethan reading. Oh, yeah. But it could be Bethan reading. Shall we move on?

And now we go to Chloe. BBC Radio 1. Chloe. Hello. Welcome to The Breakfast Show. You've got an Is It Just Us, have you? Yeah, I have. Go on then, what is it? What's the weird thing that you think is unique to you? Come on. So when I'm out and about and I have like food stuck in my teeth...

I take out one of my earrings and I use it as a toothpick. That's a really excellent one. Very, very good. We have instant reaction from Liberty, who's working on The Breakfast Show. A face of disgust opposite me here. Liberty, have you ever heard of anything quite so despicable as that? That's...

That has been in your ear, like inside your earlobe. Yeah, but my earlobe's clean. I have a shower every morning. It's really clean. But the problem is, Liberty's point is that, yes, you're then putting that on some manky bit of food in your tooth and then putting it back into your ear. Well, actually, I hadn't really thought about that one. I haven't thought about it the other way round. Yeah. Also, sometimes, you know, when you're earing, sometimes it goes a bit, like, crusty. Ah!

That's now going in your mouth. Susanna also has an issue with this. I think it's just that you can shower every day, but you can't shower the inside of your body, like in your flesh, which is where your ear piercing is. Are you saying that you're shampooing the inside of your ear hole? I don't think anyone's ever said you can't wash your flesh. No, you can't.

if you can't get a toothpick, what would you use? And I asked my girlfriend this the other day and she said, well, I'd use my nail. I said, so your nail hasn't been all over the tube, all over the bus, all over the anything and then you put that in your mouth? I tend to use a little bit of paper. Do you? Yeah, sometimes a little bit of paper just to get some of it out. I'm doing it with a bit of paper now. Hang on. Are you going to go, are you going to the back? I can't get into the back. No, my teeth are quite close together. Oh. Oh.

Why is the paper any cleaner? It's not. Why is it any cleaner? It's not cleaner. Well, it might be cleaner than the earring spike, whatever it's called. I just hope I'm not alone. You won't be alone. You definitely won't be alone. There'll be people, there'll be other weirdos like you. That's what we put to the test on Is It Just Us? So come on then. Do you do this? I think you also would have given people ideas today. I think so. It's a life hack. It's a tooth hack. Radio One's All Day Breakfast with Greg James. Oh, Chloe. Chloe.

What a reaction to your Is It Just Us today. I'm going to have to turn off the radio. Yeah, you're losing us listeners here, Chloe. Although this person... Yeah, what if Chloe has the most amazing immune system now? She's actually just a miracle to science. You're a miracle to science, according to that guy. I love that. Yeah.

Let's go to the phones and Katie should be there. Hi, Katie. Hi, Greg. Do we have a match with you? We're looking for a match. Does anyone else do the same thing? What do you do? So it's not quite an earring, but when I'm out and about and I can't get a toothpick, I will pull out a thread from my clothes and use it as a cloth.

Wow. A thread from your clothes. Revolutionary. That is a good idea. So a loose bit of cotton, which is essentially a bit of floss. That's very good. Yeah. Okay. I don't know where it came from, but it just happened one day and now I do it all the time. Yeah. Similarly, a lot of people are saying this. An even better method is using my hair. A hair strand to get something out your teeth works wonders. Yeah, hair. Chloe, have you ever tried hair?

No, but I am loving these ideas. Helena, who's on The Breakfast Show, uses this hair. Helena, do you take out the strand of hair or are you just using it in situ? No, I keep it in. So you keep it in... In the head. You keep it in the head. Thank you. In the head. I keep it in the head. But you could take one out, couldn't you, and do a proper full clean, I guess. I guess so, but I've got long hair, so I can...

It can stay in situ. It can go all the way around. Okay, that's good to know. Do you reuse it? Do you reuse it? Would you use the same bit is the question. I guess I wouldn't know though, would I? No. Lots of hair. Lots of, yeah.

I guess you could put a strand through each tooth, really, and just do it all at the same time. I could give it a go. Fantastic. Let's get some more voice notes. Morning, Greg. It's not the same because I haven't got any ear piercings, but I will bite off a bit of fingernail and use that as a toothpick, which my wife finds absolutely disgusting. Yeah, that's because it is absolutely disgusting. We are all so grim. Ha-ha!

That's a ridiculous one. Thank you for that. What's Amy saying? I'm also with you, Greg, and we'll use paper or a kind of lightweight business card. So the cheaper business cards, basically. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, lightweight business card. It's not too many ply. It's not too thick. Yeah, that's good. It's much more sturdy. I agree. Emily, hi. Hi.

Hi, Greg. Do we have a match with you? You have a match. Oh, do we? Okay, so you do the exact same thing. I do, yeah, and no one knows. Well, they know now. They know now. It is a great idea. It works very well. Just because it's always there, isn't it? It's always there in case you need it. Yeah, exactly. Well, you and Chloe, you should chat your kindred spirits here. Yeah, sure.

Which earring's the best, would you say? I think hoops are good for the front, but studs are good for the back. Totally agree. And it's always the right earring that I use. Is it? Oh, I like that. But how do you know it's gone into the same ear the next time you wear that earring?

That is correct. I don't know that. Yeah, I've got you there. I've got you over a barrel. Yeah. What have we got here? Another match? Hi, this is Eleni from Wigan. I can't actually believe I'm admitting this on radio, but yes, I do this thing with my earrings.

I never really shared it before because I thought it was pretty gross, but I do do it. Yeah, I mean, it is gross, but we're sharing and we're comfortable with each other now. I do this and it's legitimate. And also, the inside of your body, your flesh, is so much cleaner than the outside of your body. We end where we started, which was Susanna on the breakfast team saying, well, you can't shower the inside of your body, which is a very brilliant but weird sentence.

Well, there you go, Chloe. We put it to the test and we found that there are loads of other weirdos just like you. So thanks so much for helping us out and bringing that to our attention. Thank you so much. I'm glad I'm not alone. No, not at all. Absolutely. I mean, people who don't do it are the weird ones, it seems at the moment. So thank you to all the callers as well. Katie, have a good day. Thank you, Emily. Thank you to all the voice notes as well. Loved it. Time for a quiz next. And here's Evie. Hello. How are you?

I'm great, thank you. How are you? Pretty good. Welcome to Monday's breakfast show, which means brand new week on the quiz, brand new captain, which is you, and a brand new team. So, Evie, tell us about your team this week.

So my team is me and my three best friends. We literally love Radio 1. And I finally managed to get them to agree to do the quiz. Well, it is quite, I think it's quite, it's not only quite an effort, it is quite nerve-wracking, I imagine, getting to do this. Yeah, actually, last night I was like, oh, I'm a bit scared now. Yeah, that's the thing. But look, there's nothing to fear. It's just a nice chat between you and me, a

a few million people listening but that's okay it's um have you been revising your pop culture stuff over the weekend I actually did have a google last night okay that's fine so you'll be ready to go you've just got back from Ibiza I just got back from Portugal one of my other friends in Ibiza someone else has been in Ibiza so you've had a yeah Becky's in Ibiza how was Portugal

Oh, it was lovely. Nice. Lovely. It's my first day back at work today. I'm dreading it. That is a struggle. And also quite bold to do a quiz on your first day back to work as well. Yeah, I know. What do you do? Keep it coming. What job do you do? I'm training to be a solicitor. Are you? Is it going well? How long have you got left on that?

Yeah, it is. Some days are hard, but no, it's going well. Well, I hope it's all sort of plain sailing today when you get back into work. The quiz is a good warm-up, I think, to getting back into it. Yeah. You're also scared of birds, I see, on your fact file. Me too. Yeah, terrified. Well, I'm just... It's not that I'm scared of birds when they're just there. It's when they flap around my head. I don't like that. Yeah, exactly that. The flapping. Yeah.

My wife always laughs at me for that, but I think it's an appropriate, rational fear. But anyway. Yeah. Here we go with 90 seconds on the clock. Loads of questions about stuff that happened yesterday. Here we go. Do we have some dingers? Yes, we do. Question number one is this. Dua Lipa posted a picture with which brat pop star after they performed together at Wembley Stadium over the weekend? Charlie Exier. Yes. Tommy Fleetwood lost out on his first PGA Tour title by a single shot. But in which sport?

Cricket? No, it's golf. Love Tommy Fleetwood. It was National Kissing Day. Name me something you shouldn't kiss. Cheese. Sure. Two points for that, I think. Yesterday was Anwar Hadid's birthday. Name either of his famous model sisters. Oh, Bella Hadid. Yes. What day was it yesterday? Sunday. Yes, it was. 28 years later was battling to the top of the UK box office. But which famous Jodie was on The Breakfast Show to talk about the film?

Jodie Comer. Yes, Carlos Alcaraz held off Gigi Larenca to win the title at Queen's. But in which sport? Tennis. That's a tongue twister for Monday morning. It was reported Idris Elba has teamed up with who on his brand new film, King Prince Charles or Gemma Collins? Gemma Collins. No, it's King Prince Charles. Beyonce brought her husband out at her show, but what's his name? Jay-Z. Yes, Walking With Dinosaurs was on TV. Give me your best dinosaur impression.

I'm just going to stop the clock there. I think the phone might be going funny or you were doing a sort of a dinosaur being born sound effect. Can you give it to us again?

Yeah, amazingly the phone's cutting out as soon as you do it, so it sounds like a dinosaur that's trying to speak, which I quite like. I'm going to give you two points for it. Let's continue with scientists revealed they have found evidence of what? A fifth fourth of nature, force of nature, or this quid being... I can't even talk today. There's literally no point doing this. Do you know what? I'm just...

I'm just going to stop it. We're going to stop the quiz, I think, for now. Tom, can you read out the final questions, please? Because I actually can't do that. OK, you're going to have to dig there. Scientists reveal they have found evidence of what? A fifth force of nature or this quiz being utter nonsense? The force of nature. Jasprit Burma took five wickets for India against which home nation in the cricket? I don't know. You're in it now. That's correct. What time was it this time yesterday? It was 7.19. That's correct. OK.

All right, and that's the end of yesterday's quiz. I think I need to... I don't know what I need to do. I need to go to bed, to be honest. But anyway, 13 points was very, very strong today. Thank you so much for being on and bearing with me. Evie, I love the dinosaur noises. We both had a bit of a Monday today, but I think we did well. 13 is good. Yeah. OK, no, I'm pleased with that.

You should be pleased with it. Thank you for being on. Thank you for putting up with me being unable to speak. And also, up yours, Henry, for such complicated tongue twister questions on a Monday. Ridiculous ones today. We'll go again tomorrow morning. Evie, have a great day at work. Hope it goes well. Thank you. Cheers. Bye.

Yeah, it took me a while to get into today's show. You could tell by quarter past seven I was not really here. And also my voice seems to have faded. I'm fading, guys. This could be it. This could be my last podcast. Thanks to Evie for the quiz. And next, let's do all the latest things. Radio One Breakfast. All the latest things. Tomorrow on The Breakfast Show at 8 o'clock, we've got Benson...

Coming in. So Benson, boom, is going to be here at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning. And I'm looking forward to it because he's clearly fun. He has been tackling the criticism he faces head on. Write better songs. Your songs are trash.

You're so inauthentic. You're eating nachos. He's doing loads of good little videos at the minute because he's got a new song called Mr. Electric Blue. And he's fully taking the joke on the chin. Hey, you're that guy who sings beautiful things. I sure am. Thank you very much. Your music is terrible. So looking forward to having Ben Stallone tomorrow. I'm sure he'll be fun.

Next up, let's go to Jessica Little, who has posted on TikTok explaining quite a funny little situation that has happened through her hinge. So she got a hinge message from someone saying,

saying this. I had a message from someone that I matched with and it was like, hey, this is really random and it's going to be really embarrassing if I'm wrong, but are you the face of my London Marathon ballot rejection email? So the London Marathon have been sending out the rejection letters and also the ones where people are successful if you got a place this year. Now on there, obviously there's photos of people that have previously done marathons and looking all excited and exhausted.

So Jessica's face was used on the email. The next layer of this is that Jessica actually applied to do another marathon. Bearing in mind, I got a London Marathon ballot rejection email yesterday. So I go on my email, I find it, I scroll down. What do I see? I'm the face of the London Marathon ballot rejection email. At least it didn't get rejected immediately.

with your own face. No, that's really mean, London Marathon. Give Jessica Little a place. If you used her face on the email, it's the least you can do. Next up, big weekend for big gigs. Dua Lipa was performing at Wembley, did two sold-out nights at Wembley Stadium. That's her first ever Wembley Stadium show. Brought out a very special guest on Saturday. Charlie XCX.

There's a lot of pop power there. Uh-oh, they did 360 together. Also, Beyonce performed in Paris over the weekend and brought out a man called Jay-Z. I've heard of him. That's nice. Paris getting all the treats. And Ed Sheeran was performing in Madrid where he brought out Miles Smith to perform Kiss Me.

This is very sweet because Miles is crying throughout the whole thing. Make some noise for Miles Smith. So Miles is supporting Ed on that big tour at the minute. Very sweet moment from them. And with that, you're up to date with all the latest things. Radio One Breakfast.

Oh, this amazing new Fred Again song. It's called Victory Lap and it's absolutely enormous. Fred Again is back with Skepta and Platt Boy Max and it's on the Radio 1 Breakfast Show.

Simon says... Simon says... Simon says, put your hands behind your back. Simon... Simon actually says... Same thing happened to me, Greg. You put your hands behind your back? Yeah. Oh, OK. Simon says, take your hands out. Simon says, stand up. Why are we so stupid? Simon says, sit down. Simon says, both of you leave the studio so I can do this link in peace. All right, see you. Bye.

As I was saying, Simon says... This is boring now. It's not even a business rubbish bit now. It's too much. Anyway, he said, I was the face of the London Marathon rejection letter a few years back. Fine. Great. And I was going to say, there's a guy called Greg James who works for Octopus Energy and sends emails to people saying their bills have gone up. And I get loads of grief because of Greg James from Octopus Energy. Simon says, can Tom and Susanna come back into the studio?

You okay? I want to play a real game of Simon Says quickly. Do you want to? Yeah. I've got the H, okay? Go on. Okay, are you giving me the H? Oh, should I do it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm Simon. Okay. Simon says... Spin around. Simon says... Touch your toes. Simon says... Jump on the spot. Sit down. Oh! The Helena's out. I didn't say Simon Says. Oh!

Oh, no. Are you not allowed to sit down? Classic. Classic. Forgot the rules. OK. We're still going. Sorry. I'm going to get a winner. No, not you. You're out. You're out. Helena, you're out. Sorry. Helena's first day on The Breakfast Show. She's out. Welcome, though. Well, I mean, welcome back, really. Yeah. But full time. Simon says, salute like pit bull. Lovely. Lovely.

Simon says, do your best impression of Pitbull. Dale. The biggest womb in the world is room for improvement. Nice. I think he did just say the biggest womb, which I would accept. This is for anybody going through tough times. Believe me, been there, done that. But every day above ground is a great day. Believe that. Oh, wow. I actually think Susanna wins just... Thank you. Clap your hands. Simon says, clap your hands. Clap your hands and say, yeah.

Simon Says, clap your hands and say yeah. Simon Says, sit down. Simon Says, wheel to the back of the room. Come back to me. Simon Says, come back to me. Take your headphones off. Simon Says, take your headphones off. Put your headphones back on. It's not going to happen. We're too good. Just give up. Simon Says, that's the end of the game. Okay. Okay.

Well done, though. You both win. You lose. I lose. Simon loses. We lost. That's the end. But the real losers were the listeners. And that is the end of today's podcast. I'll be back with you tomorrow with Benson. See you then. Bye.