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BBC Radio 1 Radio 1's All Day Breakfast with Greg James Hello and welcome to Tuesday's Radio 1 All Day Breakfast podcast. Today we celebrated your flatmates with flatmate things and it's really, really fun so stick around for that. And there's also a twist involved as well. I launched an investigation into a man that was sullying my good name.

He's called Justin and he's in trouble. That's coming up. Also, Rachel, the bride, was on the quiz. We did a bespoke weather forecast for as much of the country as possible. We're not just saying what the weather's going to be doing, actually giving you advice as to what to wear and what to do.

So that happens. All the latest things are happening as well. Let's start with flatmate things. Flatmate things, flatmate things. Flatmate things, flatmate things. Flatmate things, flatmate things. Done dad things before. Love doing it. Love dad things. You know when your dad gets annoyed about something and he pinches the bridge of his nose...

for like three seconds and just shuts his eyes and I don't know where he goes to but it's obviously like another dimension of just solid anger. The mum things, nan things, pet things, sibling things, office things, the list goes on. Last week we did neighbour things. My dad's neighbours call him a binfluencer because he always puts his bins out on the street first and everyone copies. Really comes into his own over the Christmas season. Some brilliant ones last week. The socially awkward moment when you have to go round to your neighbour's house, you've never met them before...

But you have to go and pick up your parcel. Whoever it was delivered it there instead of your house. Today, flatmates. It's going to be food stuff. It's going to be...

It's going to be pranks. It's going to be boyfriend-girlfriend things. You know, your flatmate brings a boyfriend or girlfriend home and it's like, how often are they always there? Are they paying any of the bills? All of that kind of stuff. All the little arguments, all the little annoyances, all of that. We'll celebrate that today. Because out of it can also come some beautiful friendships. And on the flip side, can ruin great friendships too. I had to move my best mate out of my flat once because we were in danger of...

of ruining the friendship forever and we've been best mates since we were 11 and when he came and lived with me it was I've gone through therapy I've talked it through with him I don't need to say it now came home one day right

I came home one day, he had a week off work for a cold. This is pathetic. And he couldn't work out how to do the heating. So instead of turning the heating off, he put shorts and a vest on and opened all the windows. I went, you're out. Out. Out. Like a dog. Get out. Some really grim messages coming in for flatmate things. Well, I knew we'd get this. How about this? There's...

Olivia in Newcastle. I knew someone who had a flatmate who would take their dishes into the shower with them to wash both them and the dishes at the same time. Imagine you fell in love with someone and you moved in with them and you caught them in the shower just washing a tray out, washing a dish.

I thought I'd bring it in the shower because of the stubborn stains. Well, it was a cottage pie, so it's got the crusty bit on top of the... It doesn't matter. Don't wash your cottage pie tray in the shower. That does sound euphemistic, but it's not meant to be. Lauren's in Whitney. It says, my flatmate once woke me up at 3am in her undies holding one ankle-high boot, asking me to help remove a spider from her room.

Yeah, the spider thing, there tends to be, there needs to be one person who's okay with spiders in the house you're sharing. That's the main thing. Otherwise, the whole house is completely useless and you run outside. Tends to be in a relationship, tends to be one person who can't do the spiders and one person that can. Bella cannot do the spiders. She cannot do them. But that's okay, because I like them. I like the guys.

I've got a good one. Actually, this is a good one for Bella. I mean, it's a flatmate thing, but we're married. But... She's got into a recent habit of just sort of painting bits of the house. So when I come home, I just go, oh...

The window's red. It's nice. I think it's charming. I don't quite know what's going on. I think she just really enjoys it. So she just started, instead of painting, you know, people are like, oh, yeah, just like drawing for a bit of brain space. She's just started painting bits of the house. It's nice. Sort of multicoloured fun house. This person here says, flatmate things, Reg. I was told that I turn light switches off too loudly. Yeah, that's someone who hates you.

Voice notes. No, a half-hour shower, that is... That's obscene.

Another. My housemate is a gift giver. He will buy you a sweet treat if he picks one up for himself. However, if you don't eat it soon enough, in his mind, he will eat it for you. This weekend, he bought my girlfriend a birthday cake and then proceeded to eat the whole thing himself. LAUGHTER

He's put a time limit, but hasn't told you what the time limit is. That is quite sneaky. Jake? You know it's your flatmate's turn to buy the toilet roll when they get the cheapest, nastiest budget toilet roll that could be used as tracing paper. What else have we got? Hi, Greg. I once had some flatmates that would, if they found one singular crumb in the kitchen, knock on doors and put messages in group chats to wake you up at like 12 a.m.

Wasn't ideal. Moved out within a couple of weeks. Yeah. Time to go, I think, my friend. When we'd had a few drinks, me and my housemates at med school would get in sleeping bags and bobsled down the stairs. See, this is nice. We haven't had enough of this. We haven't had enough joy. We've had a lot of moaning, and it's probably my fault for asking for moaning, but we haven't had a lot of joy. That's a good one.

Little games like that, excellent. My old housemate twice came into my room at 11 o'clock at night while I was in bed and started vacuuming for no reason whatsoever. Yeah, the reason is they were drunk. I've got to clean everything. I just need to clean. Everything needs to be cleaned and put away. I'm putting everything away.

Amazing flatmate things coming in still. Hi, Greg. Daniel Bedingfield was once brought back to our house at 1.30 in the morning. We all got woken up by him freestyle rapping, says someone here. Quite a few years ago, I called my mate just to see how the end of the night went. She went, oh, yeah, we ended up bringing Gary Lineker back to our kitchen. What? One of those nights you'd leave too early. Why? How did that happen? Hi, Greg. I was dating a guy at university when the time came to go back to his flatmate.

Just to see what his room looked like, of course. His flatmates had covered every inch of his room with cups of water, each one filled to the brim. I thought it was hilarious he wasn't so entertained.

That's good. BBC Radio 1. Flatmate things, flatmate things. Flatmate things, flatmate things. Flatmate things, flatmate things. And where should we start? I had a housemate who, instead of washing up his dishes, he used to put them in the fridge because he said it stopped them from smelling. Oh.

Oh my god. Immediately that person needs to be out. Out. Ah, flatmates. That time in your life when you're deep in slumber and you get woken up in the middle of the night to a banging sound coming from next door and you're not having an earthquake because you live in West Wales. Okay. Lauren, good morning. Good morning. Welcome to Flatmate Things. What would you like to add to the discussion, please?

So we have a flatmate up at university who likes to take all of our keys apart. He will take the keys off of the key rings and he will lay them out across the table. So just as you're about to leave, you've got to put all of your keys back together. I hate this person. We do too. That's really, that's psychopathic.

Yes. Every single time? Yeah, most times. Yeah, it's always when you least expect it. And he's also frozen keys in the past as well. That's another thing. More into the frozen idea, quite like the frozen idea. That shows a bit more imagination. It's quite creative. It shows planning. Again, still psychopathic. But what are you doing in retaliation?

We try to get him back in our own way, but it's very hard to get someone back with that kind of prank. Are you good friends with this person? Yes, we've lived with them for two years. And you still go back for more? Yes, yes. Has it got to the point, I think it's known as Stockholm Syndrome. Do you sort of enjoy living with this chaos?

Yes, I think it's something that you slowly get used to over time and I think I've become a bit desensitised to it. I think you have, yeah, because in the cold light of day when you're saying it out loud to millions of people on the radio, it might sound slightly strange. So I guess you're on Easter holidays now? Yes, yes I am. Is there a part of you that's missing the key bandit?

There is. There very much is. My house back home is way too quiet. It's so boring and all the keys are in the right place and it's really easy to get around. Yeah, yeah. A great one. Lauren, thank you. And enjoy the quiet before the chaos in the next couple of weeks. Brilliant. Thank you very much, Greg. Let's go to Leanne now. My flatmates decided to...

toilet paper the whole of my bedroom for when I got back, which was funny. I couldn't get into the door. Everything, the whole bed, the wardrobes, everything was toilet papered. Good pranks. There's some good ones. Relatively harmless, I'd say, some of those. I think I've mentioned the smoke machine prank that I did before. That was a really fun one, putting a smoke machine...

Locking the door because my flatmate had a door that locked on the outside. So I locked the door and then you can put a hose pipe on a smoke machine and then pipe it through the lock. And then he was just sort of smoked out and he had to go out the window onto the flat roof to escape. That was Johnny. Love you, Johnny. Let's go to Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Morning, Greg. Good morning. Welcome to Flatmate Things. What would you like to say?

Bin politics. That's the only thing that I'm going to say is the constant bin politics. Bin politics. What are the bin politics in your shared house or flat?

So we have a rota and everyone takes the bin out each week and sometimes one person takes it out more than the other and it almost becomes a bit of a competition and a bit of a I'm not doing it because I did it two weeks on the track. Right, but you've got to follow the rota, haven't you? You have to follow the rota always. It's the truth. Yeah, there's a rota for a reason and that's why we follow it. Okay, so when's your day?

So mine was actually on Sunday and I managed to get my book and actually do it for me because London living means that the bins are down on the bottom floor flat all the way around the corner past the Sainsbury's. They're miles away. This is why everyone hates doing it because it's just a real schlep. Okay. And listen, you've been on The Breakthrough Show before, haven't you? When were you last on? What were we talking about?

I have. So I was on, I think about two years ago when you did my Hinge voice notes to almost sell me to someone within London. Yes, I remember we were doing personalised Hinge voice notes. I've got to ask the question, has there been any success? There has. I am moving in with my boyfriend from Hinge into a flat on Saturday. Yay!

That was an involuntary whoop from Susanna. That's ridiculous. So did he hear the thing, the prompt? He did, and he loved it. He thought it was very impressive. He said it was my niche, which is quite good to have. It worked. It worked. Forget about the bin bit. This is the big flap mate things bit. You're moving in with a guy that you met kind of through Radio 1.

Yeah, but you know what? That's also scary because now am I going to have flatmate politics with him? Yes. Yes, you absolutely are. It's going to be, it will be at times stressful, but you'll work it through, I'm sure. Hopefully he'll take the bins out. Hopefully so. Get that load assorted because a bin road is very important.

Yeah, well, look, you can always come back and moan to Big Brother Greg if you want to with all this. Always. You did do me terms and conditions, though, so I don't think you're reliable for any damage that is caused.

We need to, can we get you on again later in the week or maybe next week to relive the hinge voice note prompt thing? Because I can't remember exactly what was happening. This is an amazing twist on today's flatmate things. But Alicia, I'm so pleased that it sort of worked. Thank you so much. All thanks to you and the Radio 1 team, I think. All right, well, we'll catch up with you again at some other time and we'll dig out that old voice prompts and everything. But that's great news. That's really fun.

Amazing. Thanks, Greg. Thanks for being on Flatmate Things. I forgot what you talked about in the first place. Oh, yeah, bins. Forget about the bins. We've found an even better story. Radio One Breakfast. Ricky, Melvin and Charlie, good morning. Flatmate Things, Flatmate Things. Flatmate Things, Flatmate Things. Flatmate Things, Flatmate Things. The things that your mates do in the flat.

Oh, keep going, keep going, keep going. If they're wearing a nice hat. Oh, yeah. Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going. And they've got a fat cat. Hey! So we were doing flatmate things. Things that... Just the usual bits of tension, but also some of the joy. We'll start with some tension. This one from Lizzie. I had a housemate who, instead of washing up his dishes...

He used to put them in the fridge because he said it stopped them from smelling. That's why. That's not all right, is it? No. Did it work, I wonder? The fact that they've moved them to the fridge there, you might as well just move them to the washing bowl. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're right, yeah. There was also, to take that even a stage further, there was someone who said that their flatmate takes...

dirty washing into the shower with them. What? Dirty washing? What, to clean the washing? To clean, like plates and dishes and stuff. Oh my word. As in clothes. They'll take it all into the shower with them and wash themselves and the plates and cutlery. That's grim. That's grimy. And then, but there's,

does that mean they're washing themselves with washing up liquid? Or are they using shampoo to wash the dishes? Yeah, maybe they're using a scourer. Oh, that's too rough. A scourer under the old arms. Either way, it's rug. Yeah. But also, you're going to have loads of cheesy bits around the floor. Sorry, mate. I know.

How about this one from Jake? You know it's your flatmate's turn to buy the toilet roll when they get the cheapest, nastiest, budget toilet roll that you can use as tracing paper. Remember that at school, actually. Tracing paper toilet roll is a liberty. It should be banned. It was bad, wasn't it? Yeah, it used to hurt.

used to hurt oh Charlie go on then give us some of yours then so Ricky and Melvin you used to live together famously yeah we did at university so when we moved into our house there was like six of us all together and

And because Melvin was nominated to have the smallest room, because he was the smallest, I said it'd be fair if he had to pay less rent than everybody else. But every single time that we all had to pay our rent, Melvin ended up with more money than all of us. And he used to go out and buy trainers and stuff and then come back and just celebrate in front of our faces. Just rubbing their faces. Every month it was a celebration to have in this small room. You deserve that.

Yeah. You definitely deserve that. Yeah, I agree. But Ricky was a good housemate. He was overly tidy. Like, he was... If you go to his house now, you don't know where to throw away the rubbish. I'm scared to throw away stuff in his house. Just put it in the bin. No, no, but your bins are clean. It's like they're not used. You're tidy. Melvin is very clean. And I am tidy. Yeah, you are. But Ricky beats me. LAUGHTER

So the bins are so tidy, you feel bad for putting stuff in the bin? Yeah, sometimes I'm like, let me put them in a bag somewhere and take it home. Take your rubbish home with you? It's like Glastonbury. Exactly. Leave no trace. Take everything home. Charlie, are you fun to live with? I mean, no one's ever... I've never lived with anyone other than my family. What about your husband? Oh, he's family. I've never lived with... Obviously not. What are you trying to tell me? But no, I've never lived with a mate.

But you and your husband have got, you have little quirks. Oh, he'll say I'm an absolute nightmare. Organised chaos, I like to say. I'm exactly how you would think me to be. Very clean, but yeah, I just need to tidy up every now and again. Love doing flatmate things today.

Radio One's All Day Breakfast. With Greg James. And now, let's get you up to date with all the latest things. And let's start with Big Brother. Celebrity Big Brother started last night. 13 celebrities have entered the house, including EastEnders Patsy Palmer, Bianca, Angelica Bell, legendary TV presenter, and someone who's appeared on Radio One not so long ago.

A very, very funny person. I'm Danny Beard. I'm a drag queen, a singer, a presenter, a podcaster, and just a general loudmouth. People probably know me best from winning RuPaul's Drag Race UK. He's very sweet, Danny. I like him. No one is going to pay me enough to dress every day in drag. An outside bet to do pretty well, I think, Danny, on that show.

Also, social media megastar Jojo Siwa is on. My name is Jojo Siwa and I am a singer, performer, I'm an influencer. I'm a superstar, baby. They tell all the celebs to dial it up to 11, don't they say? Just to be as annoying as possible. I don't think there's any hiding me in the Big Brother house. When people first meet me, they're like, who is this 21-year-old? Oh my God, she's going to be so annoying. Yep. So that'll be good.

Next up, Jennifer Coolidge, star of The White Lotus and the new Minecraft movie, sat down with Radio 1's very own Ali Plum to talk about that new film. And she was talking about the reaction she gets when she arrives in Britain. When a British person meets me, they always look at me and then they go, yes, you know, we need to get you all sorted.

Everybody says it to me, so I know there's something wrong with me. I couldn't move for these videos yesterday. They're going absolutely wild on socials, including this one. I had a kid come over to me once and say, Oh, Miss Coolidge, it's so nice to meet you. And then he urinated on my foot. You never want a kid to feel bad. It's all in the delivery, isn't it? Jennifer Coolidge. You can have a look at those four videos on Radio 1's iPlayer channel. And finally...

Hmm. Something related to the weather from a TikToker called Toby Otto.

This one, I'm sorry, this one's for the lads. If Mr. Paul Mesquil hasn't already convinced you that shorts should be getting shorter and not longer, let me paint the picture. A little bit of leg. It's like driving your favorite convertible now you can actually afford. Okay, so what we're saying is show a bit more leg this summer. I feel active like a Jack Russell that's been fed an espresso shot. And if you're worried about being a bit pasty... I just need a little bit of a tan from a can and I'm all set. Tan from a can. ♪

So it's not warm enough quite yet, but I think it's looking like 22 degrees maybe in London and the South East on Friday. I think I declare it just for us in the breakfast studio. And if you want to join in, that's totally fine. But I don't want to be too demanding on you. Should we do short shorts day? Tom? I'm up for it. Henry? Yeah. Amy? Yeah. You're excluded. No.

Boys only. Short shorts for the lads. On Friday. If you're up for it, let us know. I think it's time. Pack a pair of trousers though for later in the day. And anyway, with that, you're up to date with all the latest things. BBC Radio.

Breakfast. Next up on The Breakfast Show podcast, let's talk about this man called Justin. Radio One's all-day breakfast. I need to launch an investigation because somebody out there has been abusing my email.

Someone is sullying my good-ish name. If your name is Justin and you're in the Bristol area, I need to talk to you, young man. We need words. Because Justin, I've discovered, has been using my BBC email address to order Domino's.

Which sort of made me laugh, but then thought, how many other people are just using my email because they don't want to use their email and get all the spam? I noticed that on the 5th of April, I was alerted. Justin ordered one large original cheese and tomato classic crust, one large New Yorker classic crust as well, for collection in Bristol. It came to £25.98. Bargain.

Because sometimes you get a good deal on a collection. I've used the app many, many times. I know what's going on. Because you look for the emails and you see the no.reply one and you think, oh, I know what's going on here. We dived a bit deeper into the inbox. It wasn't its first one. 1st of January was the first one we could find. Definitely a New Year's Day hangover. It was a medium create-your-own-with-onions-tuner-and-a-bottle-of-diet-cherry-coke.

On the 7th of Jan, Justin was back off. He'd collected a large New Yorker and a can of Coke Zero. That was £14.98. Not a can, it was a big bottle. There were also orders on the 2nd, the 10th and the 16th of March. Now, Justin, I don't mind you doing this, but just to let you know, we will see it. We do check the emails regularly.

So if you're putting my email address down, greg.james.bbc.co.uk, just to let you know, I will be seeing what you're buying. If you're using me for takeaway purposes, that is fine. We're all friends here. But I'd love to talk to Justin about this. I'd like to think, I want to get his thought process of the whole thing. Because surely there's a good chance that Justin might be listening now. And when push comes to shove, sometimes you go, what's your email address? You go, I don't want to put mine in. I'll just make one up. greg.bbc.co.uk

Why did you do this? And also, who's eating the pizzas with you? I just want to know more about you, Justin. One! Amazingly, Daisy, who used to work on The Breakfast Show back in 2019, she said, I remember this guy from then. He's been doing it for six years at least.

She spotted it then, thought no more of it, but now today she's listening and realised that he's still going. Justin, we're on to you. He's in Bristol. 5th of April was the one we spotted, but we went back 7th of Jan, 2nd of Jan, 10th of Jan, 16th of March. MUSIC

Ollie the bin man says, I used to do that with my boss's email. I thought it was just me. No. Shreya's in Leicester and says, hang on a second, Greg. I could get a £10 off Deliveroo with your email. I've maxed all mine out. Nick's in Kent and says, I might apply to loads of reality TV shows through your email address, Greg. A good reminder here on Voice Note. Thank you for this. Greg, stay scam safe. That's fraud. Yeah, be careful. Remember, guys, stay scam safe. Scam safe, guys.

Good morning. Good morning. Where are you?

I'm just sitting outside work currently. Okay. What would you like to add to the investigation? Well, we share a local Domino's, Justin. Oh, wow. So you might have crossed paths with Justin. Do you tend to do delivery or do you collect sometimes? I mix it up. I like to keep them on their toes. You might have been in the queue with the man that uses my email address to get his pizza. I'm imagining him with one of those cardboard cutouts of your faces in the queue. Like full identity photos.

Do you use an alias? Do you use a different email address or your own email address? Are you honest? I don't. Even as an adult, I'm too scared of getting in trouble. I can't cope with it.

I don't. I use my email address for when I'm ordering from there. Because they've got a screen when you go and collect. I do often use the name Lenny Henry when I'm picking up a pizza just to see if it would ever sort of excite any of the people that are working there. But so far, nothing. They just go, pizza for Lenny Henry. I go, yeah, that's me over here. I'm not encouraging you to go and have a pizza if you don't want one. But when do you think you might go?

I mean, I'm always in the mood for a pizza, if I'm honest. I reckon tomorrow evening. Tomorrow evening? Well, you could do. Maybe Justin might go as well. I think he might be listening right now. The net is closing in. Plot twist. What if I'm Justin? Oh, my God. Oh, boy. I've just dropped my pen in shock. Ellis, I don't know what to do if you're Justin. Let me think about it. But we'll chat to you again soon. Bye.

as the investigation continues.

A lot going on there. And Ellis really sort of upset the apple cart at the end. I liked it, though. So we'll see how that progresses. Next up, let's do the quiz, and here comes Rachel. Rachel! Good morning! What a week ahead! I know! You're getting married on Friday! I'm very excited. It's cool, isn't it? That's really cool. So is it... I'm not going to... I've got... In my head, I know...

Yeah. Yeah.

So yeah, it's been, yeah, I can't believe it's been two years. So we're very excited that it's actually finally here. And yeah, everybody's buzzing. So this is a little sparkle of joy this week. Well, the big sparkle of joy obviously is Friday, but we're pleased that we've got all the hens together. So Louise yesterday, you today as the actual bride, Jen tomorrow and Hannah on Thursday as well. And then, so are you all set? Are you feeling quite chilled about Friday? Yeah.

Yeah, I feel like we're, I mean, I'm sat here surrounded by 100 place names that are just drying and everything feels like it's just about coming together. Just the last little bits of the to-do list. But yeah, last day in work today and then we're all ready to go. Nice. What do you do, Rachel?

I'm a speech and language therapist. Are you? What a great job. What a fascinating job. Yes, we do love it. So we've got a little bit of time off. Are you going straight off on honeymoon? What's the plan? So we're going on a little mini moon on Monday to Mallorca for a few nights. And then we have a big honeymoon in the summer. We're going on a safari to Tanzania. Oh my God, amazing! A once in a lifetime trip. Yeah, what a life. That's a brilliant plan. So little mini moon.

I know, I don't know who I think I am, going on all of these funny moons. No, I think it's, do what you like. You've got to live your life and prioritise having a nice time. So, mini moon and then big moon in the summer. Great. Well, let's do yesterday's quiz, Rachel. Thank you for being on this morning. We've started a new thing. We are doing requests for different fonts on yesterday's quiz, which is only really...

It's only really relevant to me because I'm the only one reading it. But today's... Who's made a font of the day jingle? Sam. We've got a font of the day jingle made by Sam, the audio wizard. Hang on a second, Rachel. Font of the day. Font of the day. Font of the day. Font of the day. Font of the day. What on earth is going on?

Why is it the Addams Family? OK, Rachel, sorry for wasting your time here. The font of the day today is Bondoni MT, which is good. OK. There you go.

Sounds like they're on the Radio 1 in Malta line-up. So, Bondoni MT, back-to-back with Eats Everything. So, there you go. That's today's font of the day. And here we go with a load of questions about stuff that happened yesterday. It's yesterday's quiz. Do we have some dingers? We should have some dingers. Dinger boy! There we go. And here's question number one. We had the stars of Doctor Who on the show yesterday, but who currently plays the Doctor? Um...

I can't remember, sorry. It's Chutey Gatois. Question two. Leicester City lost 3-0 to which Newcastle-based team? Newcastle United. Correct. Astronomers revealed Uranus has a longer day than we previously thought. Name a way for Uranus to relax after a long day. Chilling out by the sun? Yeah, absolutely. Which Bratty singer was teasing her Coachella performance on a billboard?

Do you believe her? No, it's CharlieXCX. It was Russell Crowe's birthday. Give me your best impression of a bird celebrating his birthday. Two points for that. Sabrina Carpenter revealed that she will be appearing in which game? It's also the nickname for two weeks. Fortnite? Yes. People were celebrating beavers on International Beaver Day. But how long was the world's biggest ever beaver? Was it 7 foot or 170 foot?

Oh, seven? It was seven foot. That's still big. Who was on the quiz yesterday? Louise. Yes, Elton John ended his 20-year feud with Madonna. But was Olivia Rodrigo alive when that feud began?

No. She was, unfortunately. She was one year old. Scientists claim to have brought the ferocious dire... I'll tell you what, this font's not easy to read, man. Really bad one. Bondoni MT. I hate it. Scientists claim to have brought the ferocious dire wolf back from extinction. Name me an animal. It's probably a bad idea to resurrect.

Dinosaur? Yes. Celebrity Big Brother started last night, but which former Radio 1 presenter and Drag Race star has gone in there? Is it Danny Beard? It is Danny Beard. What was the weather in Morecambe like yesterday? Sunshine or Eternal Darkness? Sunshine. It was sunshine. And the trailer for the new Mission Impossible movie dropped, but which famous Tom appears in the franchise? Tom Cruise? Yes, very good. Yay! Yay, yay. I'm going to give you an extra point for getting married on Friday. Oh, thank you.

So there's that. And a speech and language therapist. Is that NHS based? I do work for the NHS, yeah. Then you get an NHS point as well. Thank you. There you go. I feel like I needed those bonus points. No, no, no, no. Also, the questions were tricky and the font was almost impossible. But.

But 12 points today. Thank you, Rachel, for being on this morning. Thank you so much. Okay. I hope you enjoyed it. It's been great. Actually, Louise got 13 yesterday, so you could be in with a shout of being in the final on Friday anyway. I may see you Friday. I don't know if that's what you want to do on a Friday. You've got a lot of stuff to do. Maybe that's not the ideal extra thing you need on a stressful Friday day.

It will be exciting because our hairdresser will have just arrived and we'll be all mid-quiz, all together, the four of us. I do think we need to get you involved on Friday, so I'll try and fix it if we need to. So, Rachel, thanks for being on. Have a great rest of the week. Thank you so much, Greg. And enjoy the final preparations for the big day. Thank you. Speak to you soon. BBC. BBC. Radio 1 Breakfast. And now some localised weather, courtesy of you. Radio 1.

Pete, I've decided. We need to take matters into our own hands. With what? What matters? This weather thing. Oh, OK, this, yes. What do you mean, this? It's early. I'm still waking up, you know. Yesterday...

I was having a go at the weather because we wanted to know what it means, okay? It's all very well saying it's going to be 16 degrees today, but when you walk outside the house and it's three, you've worn the wrong stuff. Yeah, yeah, it's too late by then. I'd like to thank the community of Radio 1 listeners for helping out as ever. Nick Howard listens to Radio 1 from New Zealand, okay? Yeah.

And he's forwarded me an email, which is from metservice.com, where every single day in New Zealand, because clearly it's a better country than ours, they set out exactly what you need to wear,

Wow. What the weather's going to be good for, what the weather's not going to be good for, every single day. So, for example, it says, here's your commuting forecast. If you're cycling, it will be wet and windy by 3 p.m. In the morning, you will need gloves because it will be cold.

Then there's a tradies forecast. If you're a landscaper, the forecast is poor, heavy rain during the day. This is so detailed. Right? If you're working with concrete, it's poor, heavy rain. If you're farming, poor, heavy rain. It shows you exactly what... This is what you... This is it. This is what we need. Wow, that's so comprehensive. That's incredible. So what I was thinking, the Met Office aren't going to help us. The BBC Weather Centre aren't interested. What?

The community of radio listeners are an amazing thing. Of course. So for the people that are up early, we can help the rest of the listeners who get up through the show. Nice. Wherever you are, we can build a picture of what we need to do or what we need to wear. Really good. So where you are this morning, check it for everybody else. This is real community service. We need your place. We need, is it a good day for tradies? Is it a good day to be outside? What are we wearing if we're cycling?

Is it a short sleeves kind of day? Let us know where you are and then Pete Allison at 7.40, would you do us the honour of delivering us the first proper useful weather forecast? I'll try my best, yeah, that sounds great. We'll compile it, we'll send it your way and it's all going to be fine. Pete Allison, News Pete, hello. Hello. Are you ready for your very specific...

UK-based weather, but for the first time ever, useful. Useful. This all started when we all started getting sick of the... It's 17 degrees out. It particularly happens at this time of year because it looks hot.

Deceptive. Deceptively cold. It's 17 degrees today. Feels like three. Okay, we'll say three and give us some practical solutions to that. What does that mean? What do you want from us? So, at the start of today's show, the Early Risers got involved, all clubbed together, to help those of you that are just waking up now. This music washes around your ears, washes around your bedroom or your bathroom. I can see you. You're naked. Don't think you're getting away with this. Me? No, not you. Oh.

The listeners. And you're thinking, what the hell am I going to wear today? What is today going to give me? I know people are saying the weather's okay, but what does that mean? Well, Pete Allison's here, and we've compiled a list of amazing things that you've sent in, localised forecasts, but actual practical solutions. Pete Allison, what have you got for us?

Good morning, Carl. Carl says it's frosty in Hull. If the local listeners are going to drive to work, you'll need to get the ice scraper or de-ice around. Kay in Devon says it's a bit chilly in Devon, so you'll need a coat and maybe gloves. However, it's very sunny, therefore you won't need a coat later on. Fishermen are already at sea and they are wearing hats, so if you're fishing, put it on.

Sarah says cold and frosty in Livingston this morning. Gloves definitely required. Cyclists will need to wrap up too. Sunglasses are also needed though as the sun is blinding. Josie in Farringdon in Oxfordshire. It's a crisp, cool, clear morning with no cloud. If you're going to be out and about today, you'll need a light coat. It's not warm enough for bare legs, but sun cream is essential. Mm-hmm.

Kev, today's forecast is a sensible 13 degrees in Exmouth. It'll be sensitive on the nipples and get chilly in exposed areas. Clothing would be a thin jumper with long sleeves to roll back just in case. Perfect later for a day drinking session. By the way, this is really helpful. Oh, good. We're getting a really good picture of the United Kingdom here. Yeah. Wasn't expecting a nipple reference, but there we are. Useful, though. Very useful. Let's not be ashamed of the nipples. We've all got them. No one was shaving anyone.

Tom says, currently the weather is two degrees in Crewe. I have my big coat on. And if you're on a push bike, you're going to need a second layer of lycra and gloves. However, on your ride home from work, only one layer will be required. If you're a tradie, it's a fantastic day. Dry all day, little bit of cloud, so it's not going to be sweltering.

John Lothar, do you want to go to East Yorkshire? Yes, please. Tom in East Yorkshire. For greenkeepers in East Yorkshire this morning, it's a little frosty at minus one. It'll be trousers, jackets and gloves weather. This afternoon, it's getting sunny up to 12 degrees. Maybe don a T-shirt for the brave.

Luke in Scunthorpe. Yeah, yeah. If you're working outside in Scunthorpe today, that's a niche, you will need the trousers that unzip at the knees to make shorts. Please, please take this advice seriously. Scunthorpe.

Trousers with knee release. Yeah, frost this morning, says Luke, but once the sun burns the frost off, get those legs out. Right, give us one more, then I'll do London and the South East. OK, Kiri, Newcastle will be sunny all day, but it's frosty this morning and the wind is cold. It's Newcastle, though, so you should wear shorts and a T-shirt regardless.

And beware of the wind, I would say. The wind will surprise you. That's what we should be saying. Oh, OK. You know when it funnels through the buildings? Yeah, don't want that up your zip-off shorts, do you? You really don't. So, London and the South East. I thought I'd do this one because I'm here. So, if you are cycling pre-10am, I think it's essential that you wear gloves. The hands will get cold.

Aside from that, it's a jumper and light jacket kind of morning. If you are looking to put your washing out today, then I'd say the hours of 11 and 4 are your optimum. If you're going to go maybe read a book in the park like producer Tom did yesterday, then you will need, again, the aforementioned light jacket or jumper. If you're a tradie, then it's

It's a great day for you. If you're outside building, doing all that kind of stuff, then make sure you've just got good sunscreen on, SPF essential, as it will be bright, but it will be dry. And this has been added by producer Amy. She says, a bra is a good idea today. No, a bra is good today, just because of nipples. Right. Because they might get pointy. Why are you touching yours? Well, I was just...

Actually, mine are ready to cut glass. They really are. And that is the end of today's Radio 1 All Day Breakfast podcast. I'll be back with you tomorrow. We're going to do What's My Age Again, plus another day on the quiz, all the latest things and everything else. So goodbye for now. Radio 1's All Day Breakfast.

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