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BBC Radio 1 Radio 1's All Day Breakfast with Greg James. Hello and welcome to Wednesday's Radio 1 All Day Breakfast podcast. This is Greg James and we had such a laugh today, didn't we? We did a quiz with a lovely person called Helen. We did unpopular opinion from Radio 1's Big Weekend. We had a box of, like a suggestion box basically of unpopular opinions so people put their stuff in there.

We talked about Radio 1 giving away more tickets to things. We just love giving away tickets, don't we? Also, all the latest things were really good. And we started off the show with a little chat about Coco Gauff. One! This is BBC Radio 1. What have you forgotten then? What have you Coco Gauffed today? Coco Gauff forgot her tennis rackets yesterday. It's not great, is it? But look, these things happen. We're all professionals, most of the time.

Becky in Bridge North forgot a tape measure while going out to specifically measure someone's kitchen to build them a new kitchen. It happens to the best of us. It happens to Coco Goff. Hello, Greg. I'm a forklift engineer with a toolbox in my van to do the repairs on the forklift and I've forgotten the toolbox key. Jazz on Anglesey here, lovely part of the world, says, I work as a nurse and you need your ID badge to access everything. If you forget that,

The shame you have all day of asking your colleagues to go, can you buzz me in? Can you just buzz me in, please? Awful. It happens here and this isn't even a real workplace. Like a hospital is a real place of work. Here you can sort of get away by being a bit chaotic and forgetful. My boss came in once and had forgotten his laptop and sat around for a bit before embarking on a 90 minute commute home to go and get it. There is that moment, isn't there, where you go, do I turn around? Do I turn around for it?

There were people now thinking, I've just realised now you're talking about stuff that I've forgotten my pass. Do you turn round? Have you gone past the point of no return? Beth says, I'm a nurse and I can tell you that 99% of doctors forget their stethoscopes. It happens. Who is Coco Goff? A very famous and brilliant tennis player, says Chris in South Croydon. Yes. Forgot to... And forgot her tennis rackets. That's why it's funny. If you have to... I mean, do you know what? You could have just Googled that. Mmm.

Would have been quicker than texting an entire radio station, Chris. This is BBC Radio 1. Coco Gauffer got her rackets before her first round match at the French Open.

It was a match against Olivia Gadecki, and this is what Coco was saying. Well, the most important thing is to play with the racket. So I was getting through the first step. And then after that, maybe it probably relaxed me going into the match because this is just such a funny thing. Someone else packed her bags for her. She thought it was all... You know when you lift your bag up and you think...

feels heavy enough. It feels like it's got all the stuff in it. She felt the same because she had loads of drinks and things and snacks or whatever else. But then open the racket bag, nothing in there. This is prime going to work time, going to school time. I know that. I'm worried that I'm now saying these things on the radio and you're going, oh my God, I forgot my laptop. Oh my God, my God, my God, my God. Oh God, I forgot my purse. Oh no. Oh no.

So just check. Check before you travel. Sabrina? Hello. What have you forgotten? I forgot. I'm a makeup artist and I forgot the most vital part of my kit, which is my makeup brushes for a bridal job that I had a few years ago. Oh no. Did you start it out by going, so I'm just going to apply the makeup today with my fingers. What did you do? Yep, hands and fingers. That was it. Did you? No.

Yeah, literally I had to style it out as if, yeah, this is how I do makeup. But luckily it went okay. But when I was inside, I was dying. I was absolutely horrified. That's good though. And you nailed the job?

Yeah, yeah, they're all happy with it, which is good. That's good because you turned it into a quirky thing. Yeah, exactly. I actually am incredibly sustainable and actually I use fingers instead of brushes. My own fingers I hasten to add, not just a collection of fingers. So, and it's not too smudgy. I don't really do, I don't really know much about the, I get the differences. I guess you can't, you must be incredibly dexterous with those fingers of yours.

Yeah, I mean, they're definitely a tool. But yeah, I'm glad it went all right in the end, but panicking inside. But yeah, it was okay in the end. I think there are people listening now all over the country, sort of trying to imagine doing like very dainty, precise wedding makeup with fingers and it being very smudgy and ended up looking like clowns. Exactly, yeah. The blending wasn't my best, but no, we got through it in the end.

Sabrina, thank you. Hannah, good morning. What about you then? What have you forgotten? So it's not actually my story, it's my boyfriend's, but he got to work one day and realised he'd forgotten his pass, but he's a pilot, so they...

They had to delay the flight by like an hour while he went home and got it. So he was very embarrassed by that. Oh no. Yeah. With that sort of thing, do you come clean to the passengers or do you just pretend it was something else? No, they lied. That was too embarrassing. They couldn't tell the passengers. He'd forgotten his purse. See, in those moments, I feel like you always blame it on the slot.

Don't they? They always blame it on the air traffic control slot because that's something we can't check. We can't check. It's not like we can be like, yeah, I know what that's like. Yeah, I know what the air traffic control slots are like. Go on.

Yeah, you know the lingo. So next time you're on a plane and you're delayed, it's because the pilot's forgotten his pass. That's what it is. OK, we know the code now. Whenever we're here. Yeah, we've actually just missed our slot. The next slot's going to be in 45, 50 minutes, actually, while I go home and get my pass. Good, Hannah, thank you. What else have we got here? My sister forgot her race trainers for London Marathon.

That's a bad one. Because a barefoot London marathon, not nice. I've just driven 20 miles to work, realised as soon as I got out of the car. But I've left all the keys for the building, gate, whole site, at home, 20 mile drive home and then back to work. And I'm going to have to stay late to make up the hours. Oh.

Yes. Good ones.

And I'm sorry if I've just, well, maybe I'm not sorry. Maybe this is a good public service. Maybe it's good because you might not have got past the point of no return. You might be able to turn back and go, save the day. Rachel in Folkestone says, my daughter went all the way to nursery yesterday, 30 minute drive and realised we'd forgotten her shoes. She was wearing wellies all day. Quite fun though. Wellie day at nursery. It sounds like a fun thing anyway.

Ali, the event manager in London, says, a few years ago I was running a wedding and realised I'd forgotten to order any chairs. Guys, it's actually a new quirky thing we're trying. It's going to be a standing wedding. Oh, and I forgot my make-up brushes, so I'm going to do all your make-up with my fingers.

Hi, Greg. I'm a dog handler in the police. I left for work and forgot all the dogs. They're all at home having a nice time. Yeah, give them a day off. Next up, let's have Helen on the quiz. BBC Radio 1. Hi, Greg. Hi, Helen. How are you?

I'm all right, thank you. How are you? Pretty good. Very, very good. Very happy to be talking to you and excited to learn more about the Nairnsborough bed race because there'll be people that weren't listening on Monday or Tuesday but are listening this morning. Can you tell everyone what you're up to, please, this year? Yeah.

Yeah, of course. Actually, I have a really good I Forgotten story as well. So for bed race day, we all have to dress our beds and decorate them and do a parade and everything else. So you're always wearing like obscure footwear during the day. But then obviously it is a race, so you need your trainers. And one year I forgot my trainers.

And Captain Dibbs had to run all the way back to my house to go and get my trainers just before the race started. That is a really good everyone's rubbish. That is, that is the, yeah, you probably got all your gels sorted. You got all your outfits sorted and you got all your, you got your, you got your smart watch to make sure you got your timing sorted. But you go, you look down and go, ah,

Yeah, I touched my emergency wee and everything. You remembered the emergency wee, vital. And did you manage to start the race on time? We did, we did, we did. We did very well as well. But Dave runs like a gazelle, so he was fine. Yeah, you've got to make sure you send the fast runner. Although it's quite a good way of knackering out your competitors, isn't it? I wish. So, um...

Lots going on this week. Yeah, the Nesbitt bed race, the 10th anniversary race on the 14th of June. You're raising money for Cancer Research UK. The bed race is absolutely mad. It's been going on for ages, isn't it? You push a bed through the town, this big parade you do, which is... And through the river, yeah. And through the river, crucially. Where does that come in the race, by the way? Where is the river? Is it half at the end? So the river's right at the end, so it's nice, because you're absolutely boiling, and then you go through the river, and it's quite refreshing. Yeah, that's good. Has anyone ever sailed away by accident and not gone to the finish line? No.

No, luckily we have lots of frogmen in and they stop you going too far out. So they make you go in the right track. Lots of frogmen. Well, in honour of how mad this whole event is, please tell me they're dressed as frogs. No, sadly not. Although some people have tried to take their beds through the river fully decorated. There was a bar I went through one year, but I think it's like... I do think a build this year would be all the frogmen in the river dressed as frogs. It's just an idea. You can put it to the board. FIRE!

OK, Helen, loads of questions about stuff that happened yesterday. 10 points yesterday, 16 points on Monday. Here we go with your questions. Do I have some dingers? Yes, I do. Question number one. We had listener MT on the show yesterday talking about how she met which 17 going under singer at her wedding in Liverpool?

Sam Fender. Yes, it was National Sunscreen Day. Where might you put sunscreen? All over your body. Yes. Which England goalkeeper, known as the Queen of Stops, announced her retirement from international football yesterday? Love Mary Earps. Which Diet P and Headphones On singer released a trailer for her new album? Oh no, I can't remember.

Okay, it's Addison Rae. Addison Rae. Oh, you got it. I'm going to give you the point, you know. I'm going to give you the point. It was National Grape Day. Is a grape a fruit or a type of jet fuel? A fruit. It is. A seal was returned to the open after wandering around a town in South Africa. Give me your best impression of an irritated seal ending a holiday early.

Two points for that. Which Greenlight and What Was That singer announced that her new single, Man of the Year, is coming out tomorrow? Yes. Coco Gough forgot to bring what crucial piece of equipment to her French Open title bid? Tennis racket. Yes. It was Nosferatu star Lily Rose Depp's birthday, but what kind of monster is Nosferatu? Vampire? Yes. Who was on the quiz yesterday?

Marcus. Correct. Set photos from the next Avengers film were revealed. But what colour is the Hulk in the film franchise? Green. Yes. What time was it this time yesterday? 7.18. It was 7.17. It was 7.17. Sorry. We sang Listener Owen Happy Birthday yesterday, but what did he famously smash? 10,000 eggs or 10,000 hearts? 10,000 eggs. Yes. Jack Draper won his first round in the French Open, but is it played on clay or dough?

Clay. Clay is correct. Nicki Minaj shouted out which espresso and please, please, please sing it in Vogue magazine? Sabrina Carpenter. Yes. And scientists revealed the world's oldest tools. But what were they? Whale bone instruments or a melon baller? Whalen bone instruments. Whalen bone instruments. Whalen, whalen, whalen. Yes. Whale bone instruments. Helen, that was very impressive.

I was very nervous because Marcus and Ashley both set the bar so high and yet so low in the same breath. That's true, but you've done well on both counts, I'd say. Funny stuff and also very good answering. 16 points, you're joined in the lead. Well, technically Ashley got 12, so... Yeah, no, I wasn't listening on Monday. What actually happened with Ashley? She got extra time because Dean forgot to set the timer, so...

So really, you should be in the lead here. I think so, yeah, I think so. I might do a steward's inquiry overnight. Yeah, I think you should. And I'll come back tomorrow with my findings. I need to listen properly. I need to get my stopwatch out. I need to work out what's fair. I mean, this quiz isn't very rarely fair. But anyway, Helen, we had a nice time. Have a great day. And I'm sure you'll be back on in the final.

Fingers crossed. Thanks, Greg. Have a good day. Radio 1's All Day Breakfast. And now, Unpopular Opinion with Callum and that laugh. Shall we do it? Yeah, let's do it. Your gruff Scottish tones come and give us your unpopular opinions. Something up till now that you've been scared to say you gave up halfway through. I was scared I was going to ruin it with a voice today. You're not going to ruin it. Ding. Ding.

So, we've got a load of unpopular opinions that were dropped in a suggestion box at Radio 1's Big McKenna in Liverpool on, like, revision cards, basically. We start off with Callum Davis's one. Watermelon skins taste better than the melon. Right. It's just not true, though, is it? No. Why would you find that out? Well, there's only one way, isn't there? There's only one way.

There's a lot of people like this, aren't there? They go, I like eating orange peel. Yes, it's not nice, though, is it? In fact, look, the next one is, I eat the skin of the banana and not the middle bit. No, again. To be honest, though, I've never tried the watermelon skin. Because you just discard it. You do. Maybe we shouldn't be so judgmental. We might need to be more open-minded about this. Eat more fruit skin. Eat more fruit skin. Maybe. Maybe.

Will Foster, who used to produce this breakfast show, was famous for two things. Him and his wife sharing a toothbrush in the house. Famously. And also eating an apple in its entirety. Oh, the core, the whole middle bit. Oh, and I see that, because when you accidentally bite into that, it's awful. Not only can he open up an apple with his hands, like Bob Mortimer can do that as well.

But he eats the core and the pips. It's like the kiwi fur, isn't it? Some people eat that. They will love the fur. Lots of people also will text in now about the cyanide in the apple pips. That's not enough to kill you. Not enough. Shall we go again? You're going to sing again. Okay, ready. From Big Weekend. Come and give us your unpopular opinion Something up to now that you've been scared to say

We're getting there. Yeah, we're getting there. I'm going to say it. No offence. I miss Hannah Waddingham. Yeah, I miss Hannah Waddingham. We got a little blast of her song because she tried to re-sing it, but there was no way that I was going to be able to do that every time. Next one, into the box of fun from Radio 1's Big Weekend. The unpopular opinion suggestion box. Next one is, I like the smell of cow poo. Hmm. Hmm.

I don't mind the smell of horse manure. Yeah, like farm smell can be quite comforting. I don't mind that. I know what they mean. The comforting smell of a pat. I know there'll be lots of farmers listening who'll just be completely used to it. Yeah. I'm more open to that one than the watermelon. Are you? Okay. He's open to sniffing a cow poo, but he's not open to eating the casing of a watermelon. Yes, sir.

I know what you mean about the cow poo thing, though. It's, you know, it's kind of, I guess it's natural. It's countryside-y. True. And the great outdoors. You must have trodden in a few pats in your time. Yeah, I mean, everyone's done it. I like to test them. For what? No, no, no, only with my foot. Yeah, OK. You hover over it. You can sort of go, oh, yeah, it's all crusty. But then you go, if you go too much, you're in. Disaster. Yeah, like a lake.

Okay, how about this one? Hi everyone. It is eco-friendly for a man to urinate in the bathroom sink instead of a toilet as you are only using one lot of water. No. I.e. the sink. No. No. I guess you're not doing a huge flush, but it's not particularly nice because people might use the sink to wash their faces in. Yeah, imagine you're washing your face and doing your teeth.

Yeah. Oh, no. You go around someone's house and you go, oh, we haven't washed your face in that sink, have you? Yeah, why? That's the wee sink. Yeah. I mean, I feel like we, I feel like there's a reason we created two things, you know? Also, this is sexist. Women can use sinks as well to urinate. You can hoist yourself up. No? You tried. You can hoist yourself up, can't you?

You can hike up. It's really hard. No, you can hike up backwards. You need some help. You'd need like a queen's chair. I'll help you. If you need. If you have a quarter of a shot. Okay. It's a generous offer. But that is a good idea. In a way, it is eco-friendly. I see what we're getting at. I just don't like the idea. It's like those urinals that proudly say, we're flush free. Yeah. And you walk into the pub and you go...

It smells like it. You go, well done. Well done for being flush free. But it does smell like it. It smells like old wee. And it's like, oh, it'll just run away. Will it? Because it doesn't smell like it. Come and give us your unpopular opinion. Something up till now that you've been scared to say. She's so good. Yeah, I mean, there's not much comparison there, is there? She makes me go, oh, weak at the knees. What, women? No.

The smell of a good cow pat will put hairs on your chest, says Spanner, who's the cow pat expert. I bet you are. I bet you test them, don't you, Spanner? I bet you go around testing pats with your foot. You're like, oh, that's a good five day of that. That's not going to go. They're not going to break through the surface. Oh, I broke through the surface on that one. Tell Zoe. No, tell Callum, says Zoe in Brighton. I love his singing.

But he needs to own it and be more confident. He's got a good voice and he knows all the words. He's amazing. I mean, that's very kind. I think maybe too kind, but thank you very much for that. Nicola says, I googled the cyanide thing because my toddler likes eating apples in their entirety. And as an adult, we need to eat between 150 and 200 apple seeds to feel the effects of cyanide poisoning. Lovely, cheerful message. Thank you, Nicola. Challenge accepted. LAUGHTER

All right, let's go back into Unpopular Opinion from Radio 1's big weekend. There was a suggestion box left by the studio and loads of drunk people left there. Unpopular Opinion is with terrible handwriting, but it was also at a festival. So come and give us your unpopular opinion. Something up till now that you've been scared to say. Atta boy!

Also, all the people, all the basin bores are back on. It always happens. Whenever I talk about sinks and basins, people go, there's a basin in the bathroom and a sink in the kitchen. Oh, is that right? Is that different? Well, it might be. I didn't know that. Yes, it might be right, but it's boring. It's not the sort of knowledge you're going to need to get through life, is it, really? If you're a plumber or you're fit in bathrooms, I think you need that. But for little old us, we don't need to worry about it.

Sue, next up. People with a 12-hour clock on their phone should get in the bin. Yeah, I'm okay with that because news people work on 24-hour clocks a lot of the time, so I'm fine with that one. Yeah, I'm a 24-hour clock kind of guy. Susanna? Oh, dear. I think I'm 24. Anyone here have a 12-hour clock on their phone? Wait, I'm 12, yeah. Really? Yeah. Because I know whether it's the morning or the evening.

That's a good point. Okay. Do you know how to do 24-hour clock? Oh. She doesn't know. Are kids, this is a genuine question, are young kids still taught how to tell the time on a clock with arms? That's a good question, isn't it? You don't see it very often though, do you? Interesting. I mean, you do. Like clock towers. Interesting. I'm sure some nursery teachers and some primary school teachers will tell us.

I agree with that one, by the way. I think that's a really good unpopular opinion. Next one. I like leftover curry on a pizza, says someone else. Yep, agreed. Good. So you've ordered a curry and a pizza on the same night? Well, no, but if you... Or you've ordered a new pizza and you're using yesterday's curry? I've used yesterday's curry on top of quite a plain pizza from, like, you buy one from the supermarket and then put the curry on top. Is that what you're doing? Yeah. Is it? Yeah, it is.

What sort of curry? It's like a chicken tikka. It's really nice. So you're putting masala sauce on. I mean, it would be delicious. It's a lot of effort, isn't it?

Yeah, it's worth it. All right, another good one. Some popular ones. These aren't unpopular. These are popular. Kyra has the next one. She says, the thought of a man getting out of the bath is a major ick. It is, and you do feel pathetic getting out of a bath because you're cold and you're wet and the water's running away and you...

I always feel spindly, like Mr Burns. There's no sort of powerful way to get out of a bath, is there? You're trying not to slip, you're getting one leg over and then... What is a powerful way of getting out of the bath? Sloshing around. You can't jump. Jump out of the bath? No, because you get water everywhere. There's no good way. I guess you could be winched out.

With being lifted out on a winch? No, that's undignified as well. Yeah, I don't think that's the one. It's like that cow that was airlifted from the Alps the other week. Yeah, exactly, yeah. That's what I imagined I'd look like. Have I got body dysmorphia? Either I'm the cow being winched out of a helicopter or I'm Mr Burns. Maybe the truth is somewhere in the middle. OK, let's have one more. This one from Kirsten and Amy, the Staines Massive. They say...

Stains massive is something that the dry cleaner will say, of course. Yeah. Oh, it's going to look like a weight of stains massive. Long boy wasn't long enough, says Kirsten and Amy. Oh.

How long do you want your duck? Well, I mean... Longboy, obviously, famously Britain's longest duck. I think he was 70... Was he 72 centimetres? 76 centimetres? 72 centimetres. Tall. Yeah. How long do you want him? I think that's one of those ones where they've maybe been having a nice time and a drink or two and it's kind of emboldened them. Go and do it. Do the Longboy one. I think that's what's happened there. Well, it might have emboldened you, but it's saddened me.

And that is the end of today's Big Weekend Unpopular Opinions. Radio 1's All Day Breakfast. Let's tell you about all the tickets we're giving away next week then. Next week, we're giving you the chance to win tickets to Reading and Leeds, Transmit, Boomtown, the Radio 1 Dance Weekends in Malta and Ibiza,

And Glastonbury. That starts the whole week off on Monday. We'd love to send you to Glastonbury where you could be seeing the 1975 Olivia Rodrigo, Charli XCX, Gracie Abrams and many, many more. I wanted to get you on because I think you currently have a really good example of Glastonbury. Oh no. Yeah.

Oh my God, are you going to go South East Corner? No, no, I heard that like Fortet's going to be there. No, no, no, honestly, it was so sick when I saw him last year. No, I saw him last year, it was so sick. We need to go there now. No, seriously, no, no. Liv, Livy, please, let's go now. Please. I do sound like I've been at three successive Glastonbys right now. You do, don't you? Struggling a bit, sorry about that.

I'm going to turn this music up and I want to have a conversation with you at 3am. Cal, Cal, Calum, come on, let's go. Where are we going? What do we need to do? I know there's so many queues, but it'll be so worth it when we get there. No, honestly, no, no, no. My friend can get us in. Honestly, he knows someone up there. Right, well, let's go for it. Let's give it a go. Let's try it. I do sound like I'm there. I feel like I'm there.

I like this though. It's good, isn't it? It's good. What is this? This is actually Fortet. Yeah, okay, right, yeah. Oh my God, it's Fortet. Yeah. It's a song that Fortet did with KH. It's called Only Human. It's quite a deep cut, actually. How are you getting home on Tuesday? I'm getting a lift back, which is really lucky, yeah. Oh my God, you're joking. Yeah. So Monday morning from seven o'clock, you can win tickets to Glastonbury.

What a line-up this year. Headlining, 1975, Olivia Rodrigo, Charlie XCX, Gracie Abrams. Who are the others? Neil Young. Yep. And then the legend slot is... Oh, it's Rod, isn't it? Another voice like this. Big Rod. Yeah. I mean, actually... Big Rod sounds a bit like that anyway, doesn't he? He's a bit more like that. Big Rod's a little bit more up there, isn't he? Are you ready? Yeah.

Yeah, we'll take Big Rod to the south-east corner. This is just all hit on our head, really. The 1975 headline is... Radio 1 All Day Breakfast with Great James.

And now, let's get you up to date with all the latest things. This is... BBC Radio 1. We start with Tom from Blossoms. They were amazing at Big Weekend in Liverpool, were Blossoms. We had a little chat with them afterwards. They were on really good form. They just played to tens of thousands of people who lapped up every single song, including Charlemagne. It's a huge hit, is Charlemagne. Charlemagne.

But can you believe it's this old? So, yeah, I was looking through my old voice memos and it turns out ten years ago this week I wrote Charlemagne. Ten years ago Tom wrote Charlemagne. He was looking at his old voice notes and we've got the original. I know, I know She's made of Hello, hello That's lovely. But it's also medieval. Yeah, I mean, I added that one. It reminds me of the Pink Pony Club. Pink Pony It's bardcore. I'm going to sing

Sounding fantastic. And still sounding as good as it did ten years ago, Tom. Let's now cross to Australia. Australian MP Kyle McGann, who was leaving Parliament after two terms, did a sensational goodbye speech. It's really... It's really unserious. But maybe Australia's a really unserious country, and I think we should all take note. Obviously, these sorts of things are very formal.

So he has to say his goodbyes, but I just want to paint the picture of Carl McGann. Big beard, curly mullet, snazzy suit, and decides to sign off from Parliament by doing this. I thought so long and hard about how I will finish this speech, and I'm used to getting told off.

So we might as well get this over and done with. But I would like to say to the members and the constituents across WA, thank you for two fantastic terms. Cheers. Order, members. Order. And does a shoeie. Just putting a beer in a shoe and chugging it. The Speaker of the House wasn't that impressed. The Honourable Carl McGinn will take his seat.

Now, the honourable member is very well aware that he ran a very fine line in offending the dignity of the council, so I assume his speech has concluded. Yeah. He should have passed her a shoo-ee. I love shoes and I love beer. Let's put those two things together. All Australians ever. MUSIC

Let's take a trip, a little trip away from Australia, just across the water to New Zealand. Lorde is ready to release a new song called Man of the Year. That comes out tomorrow. We've been given this teaser. So I'll play that for you on The Breakfast Show tomorrow in full. And with that, you're up to date with all the latest things. Radio 1.

Exciting. That song is going to be out tomorrow.

and might get Lord on the show soon. Maybe. And I think that's the end of the Breakfast Show podcast today. What was the bug? Oh, the bug! The bug. The bug, the bug, the bug. I love it when newsreaders or reporters or commentators or anyone really who's being filmed swallows a bug live on air.

The more serious the bulletin, the better it tends to be. Remember back in the day on Sky News when Adam Bolton was talking about one of the many government reshuffles outside 10 Downing Street? When a fly decided to go... I'm going to have a laugh here. All right, all right, that fly's there going... I reckon that man's live on Sky News. Of this cabinet compared to the last one, the one yesterday...

What we can see is that... Adam, Adam, Adam, do you want to take a pause? Do you want to take a pause? Because they've been talking non-stop. You're OK. Now I've swallowed a fly, that's all right. There was an old woman. I've swallowed a fly. I've swallowed a fly. I've swallowed a fly. I've swallowed a fly. I've swallowed a fly. I've swallowed a fly. I've swallowed a fly. I've swallowed a fly. I've swallowed a fly. I've swallowed a fly. I've swallowed a fly. I've swallowed a fly. I'm going to go and be on Sky News. Pair two. The last one, the one yesterday...

And what we can see is that... There was also an opportunist fly watching a Taylor Swift show. Do you remember this one? The fly was like, Oh my God, I really want to be in Taylor Swift's mouth. And so flies into her mouth at Wembley Stadium. Cue all the Taylor Swift fans going, Lucky bug. Oh, I'd love to fly into her mouth.

Oh my God, I'd love that. One honour. That fly doesn't even know what honour that is. Producer Amy, you'd love to be a fly in, wouldn't you? You would love to be a fly in Taylor Swift's mouth. That's your dream job. You thought breakfast show producer was dream job. It's fly in Taylor Swift's mouth, actually. Not denying it. Not denying it.

We have a brand new one. It comes from a very, very nice man called Henry Moran. Henry is a very talented commentator, presenter on Test Match Special. And across Five Live Sport, actually, he was doing some reporting on the Premier League. But this might be the best of all of them, actually. First goal of the season. New Southampton boss Will Still watching on from the stands. I've seen moments from his future side.

Excuse me? Arsenal, well on top and leading. Southampton 0, Arsenal. What, I've waited till the end of the season before swallowing a fly live on there? It's really good. It's a really good one because actually what the fly manages to do is put his voice up another octave, actually. Got a first goal. Listen, quite low here. New Southampton boss, Will Still, watching on from the stands. I've seen moments from his future side.

Excuse me. Arsenal well on top and leading. Southampton 0, Arsenal 1. I've waited till the end of the season before swallowing a fly live on there. Going higher. A lovely Henry, good one. From his future side. Excuse me. It's a proper gag, isn't it? Here she is. We can all close our eyes and imagine being that fly as we go straight into her gob. Radio 1.

That is the end of The Breakfast Show podcast today. Thanks for listening. I'll be back with you tomorrow morning.