Helping to make horror films more approachable, one die roll at a time. Hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and
Are you haunted or do you just need help? Approachability: 6/10 (Slasher-y stabbings and lots of mi
Satan-loving French people are at it again Approachability: 4/10 (Goes hard into spooky/creepy) Con
“Enjoy your stay. Nothing can go wrong.” Approachability: 9/10 (PG-Rated level scares/violence) Con
If you liked "Go the F*ck to Sleep," have we got a movie for you. Approachability: 7/10 ( Silly, b
Those express trains get you every time. Approachability: 8/10 ( Cool/stylish dystopian sci-fi mor
This movie brings to mind the old Cameo phrase: "Aowwww" Special Guest: Symphony Sanders Appr
Who are you? Special Guest: Janina Matthewson Approachability: 3/10 ( Smart, complex film t
Unlock the car door, Chad. Chad! Chad!!! Approachability: 2/10 ( It has ALL the horror movie bel
What if Alien… but with titties? Approachability: 3/10 ( Action/Sci-fi more than horror, but s
Tonight, on a very special episode of Drink Masters… Approachability: 7/10 ( Tense scary, not g
They are not communsts or immigrants. They are ants. That's all. Special Guest: Andrew Scahill
I wish I loved anything as much as Diana loves eating guinea pigs Approachability: 8/10 ( Soap o
If you outlaw armpit pincers, only outlaws will have armpit pincers Approachability: 3/10 ( Most
A how-to on churning butter and milking your axe handle Approachability: 7/10 ( Not scary, mo
A gentle, optimistic film about the benevolence of strangers Approachability: 1/10 ( Bleak, tra
Therapy: The Movie Approachability: 6/10 ( Absurd, sometimes gory, dark comedy ) Content War
FOR RENT: 2 Bed/2 Bath Apt, Stunning View, 12ft Ceiling, Hellmouth in Basement Approachability:
For the last time, y'all, you shoot the zombies in the head. Approachability: 2/10 ( Super viol
How do Leprechaun work? Approachability: 8/10 (Too silly to be scary ) Content Warnings: Spider
Witch, please Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin Approachability: 8/10 ( More teen drama/thr
