850. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Congressional Address, Democrat Mayor Protecting Migrants & Sen. Bernie Moreno Introduces Bill to Ban Foreign Flag On Capitol Grounds
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What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcell, and this is the show for the realest. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome to

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What's up, dude? What's going on, man? Nothing, man. Yeah. A great day in America. It is. It's always a great day in America. It is. Speaking of America, I think Syed will be happy about it. I made chicken shawarma the other night. Chicken shawarma, bro? Is that American? My house smelled like India. That sounds like an Indian. Is that Indian? Chicken shawarma is not an Indian dish. What is it? It's Middle Eastern. It is? Yeah. It's all the same. It smelled like over there. Yeah.

Anything outside of America is the same. That's right. It all smells the same. I didn't say that. That's fucking, hey, that's fucking racist. I'm sorry. It shouldn't be racist in the first five minutes of the show. No, we have to have racist immunity the rest of the show, and you just fucked it up. Yeah. So at what point can we kick it in? Four and a half minutes. Start the timer. We're at 124.

Hey, are you gonna tell everybody about your new job? My new job? Yeah, your new job. First Form. Product Development. Oh. Yeah, so, thank you for bringing that up. Yeah, I want to show you guys something. Yeah, I didn't know if we were gonna make that a public statement. So DJ got a new job at First Form as a product developer and he came up with this. First flavor that I was sad to release. He wanted to do great, but we got watermelon. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

And I mean dude, I thought it was I thought it was perfect the flavor I mean a fuck dude no real talk. I had to bring this in you can't get better than now I had to bring this in because it's so Good, this is the and we don't do ads on the show. But since I own the company it doesn't count No, right I like to share with you guys, you know only the best of the best of the best things that make me say wow

And this is one of them. This is the new first form, Formula One Clear. It mixes up like a juice. Dude, it's delicious. Oh, you tried it? I tried it, yeah. Come on, Andy. I forgot you developed it. Yeah, product sampling. So DJ did develop it, so it's got 4,000 calories per scoop. So that's the bad part. No, it's 90 calories, dude, and it is fucking amazing. The left...

I did not think that the clear would be this good. Yeah, it's the best I ever had. So I just wanted to share that with you guys. A lot of you guys are always asking what I'm taking or what I'm using now, and this is what I've been using lately for my post-workout, this and the lemonade. So I was just teasing about DJ making it. He did request a flavor profile, but it was a good one. You know we came out with the first watermelon protein ever back in like 2009? No, I didn't know that. Yeah, and it was always my favorite, but...

This is a different level. Yeah. So anyway, I just wanted to share that with you guys. I mean, dude, we offer 110% money back guarantee on everything that we do. So if you fucking try it and it's not good, you can get your money back. If you don't like it, you're probably racist. Yeah, that's a fact. It is what it is. If you can't laugh at jokes, you're probably racist too. Definitely racist if you can't laugh at racist jokes. So good job on that product, bro. Thanks, man. Thanks, man. Just wait for my next flavor. Yeah.

What? We're going to do cream soda next, so you can make fun of me. I was thinking like 11 herbs and spices. 11 herbs? And spices, yeah. I was thinking saltines. What? We're doing raisin flavored next for the white people. Yeah! Bro, we are. We're doing raisins for all you white folks. Fuck yeah, man. That's going to be the next thing. We're the first guys ever to come out with raisin flavored protein. We're fucking doing it.

It's fucking happening. I'll be honest. Raisin juice. So raisin brand, the cereal. Raisins are good. My favorite cereal. Raisins are good. I don't care what anybody says. The problem is y'all take that shit too far, bro. Y'all put that. No, y'all. No. Who does that? I've never been to a white thing, whatever you want to call it. I know you don't call it a white thing. We call it barbecues. You guys call it cookouts. I think you guys called it something else. What? Bonfires. Bonfires.

irregardless gatherings of the minds a couple of different things so anyway so anyway i've never been to a white person cookout all right uh that had raisins in anything well so you say we just made that up we just pulled it out okay all right yeah no it's like we make up the crime statistics

What would be the next? I want to hear this in the comments. If we were going to make a flavor. Legit flavor. Stereotypical of white people, what would it be? Mayonnaise. No. I'm talking about something we would make that people would like. Nobody would like that. You guys love mayonnaise. No, they fucking. I don't like mayonnaise. I fucking hate it. Catch your flavor? Yeah. That might work. Well, whatever it is, it can't be too spicy. So just keep that in mind. Hmm.

Figs. Figs? Well, that's better than fucking pig's feet. Yeah, man, Andy, you're on a roll, baby. I'm just saying. I gotta get my game up. Come on, lock in, DJ. Yeah, well, we're after four and a half minutes.

Dude, how about that lady calling you out for being racist? And then she's a white lady. Well, first, she didn't listen to the show. No. There's no doubt. She writes DJs. She's like, oh, no, she wrote it on one of my videos. I used to listen to y'all's show until I figured out that homeboy was racist. And she didn't know that he was fucking black.

I remember asking, I'm like, wait, is she talking about you or me? Like, I really, I didn't know. Bro, that was funny. That was pretty funny. That DJ goes and talks to her, he's like, well, I think referring to black man as homeboy is racist. She's like, oh my God, I'm so sorry, I didn't know.

I told her, like, yeah, you know what I'm saying? The caudacity that you had there. And then she deleted the comment. But it's fine. Hey. You know what happens? We're all having fun here. Yeah, you know? We all listen. You didn't even get mad at her. It was just joking around. Yeah, yeah. She was mad at us, though. It's jokes, not dicks. Don't take them too hard. That's right. That's the philosophy of the show.

That's exactly the philosophy. And we're bringing people together by making fun of them. Yeah, right. Together. Yeah. Look, you can't be friends with people you can't make fun of. I'm sorry. I don't care what anyone says. Honestly, if you don't make fun of me, I don't even know if you're my friend. If I don't make fun of you, it means I really don't like you. That's for real. For real. Because what I'm thinking in my head is so fucking mean that I can't say it.

Is that not true? That's a true statement. I think that's a universal truth right there. That's right. I love it. I love it, man. Well, guys, it is CTI. Let's do some cruising. We got a lot to catch up on. A lot of things have been happening. Dude, real talk. That is the best protein I've ever had in my life. And we are known for making the fucking best protein. Quality. If you guys, you know,

If you guys are into protein, try it out. I guarantee you're going to love it. Yeah, no, it's good. How many times have I ever brought an actual product on the show to talk about? I don't think I've ever done it, ever. I think we mentioned it in Day in the Life. We did like a little product like what I do in the morning. Oh, the Great Megawatt, yeah. Yeah, which by the way, we're starting Day in the Life back up for a consistent series. We'll have at least once a month.

working into two a month uh over the course of time so i just want to let you guys know that but yeah dude i mean i don't bring shit on here unless it's fucking good it's gotta be good yeah so anyway yeah well so uh let's get into our cruise we got a lot of shit to cover catch up on deliberate on talk about um remember if you want to see any of these uh pictures articles links or videos go to andy for seller.com um i would also say too if you're listening on audio

Come over to the tube. If you listen to our audio, it is a fact that DJ is a black man. I am actually black, and so therefore I cannot be racist. That's, you know, that's a fact. People who annoy you.

That's one of the greatest clips ever, dude. Bro, South Park has done so much for culture. Yeah. You know who else used to do a lot for culture, man, but they kind of fucking slowed it down? Who? Dave Chappelle. Dave Chappelle, yeah. Chappelle back when he was doing the Chappelle show. Yeah.

You know, he made fun of everybody. He made fun of white people. He made fun of black people. And, bro, that shit brings people together, bro. Like, all these people who, you know, can't laugh and can't, you know, joke around about our differences and all that. Bro, you're missing out on a really cool part of life. No, he's just a sad human. It is sad. It's sad. It's sad because there's a lot of jokes to be told. Yeah.

You'll be happier. They make you laugh. The Chappelle episode where he did the house swap. I don't remember that one. Oh, bro. I would say outside of Clayton Bigsby. Clayton Bigsby is the best. It's right there. It's right there. I got the DVD set. What's that? What's a DVD? I know. Fuck off.

Hey, so let's do the show. Guys, let's get into the show, man. Go ahead. I'm just admiring this. This shit's good. It is good, man. It makes me happy. I love when I'm shocked by our own products. You know what I'm saying? Like when I try it and I'm like, fuck. It's a good feeling. Yeah.

Well, yeah, dude, it's just, it does feel good. Yep. Let's get into it, man. Guys, we got a lot to cover, like I said. So let's, let's get into these headlines. Uh, hello. Number one, let's get right into it. Um, I want to, let's, let's go to the, the congressional address that happened. We'll start there. Um,

And, you know, a lot of people were calling this the State of the Union. It wasn't a State of the Union. It was just a joint session between our senators and our congressmen and women and in which President Trump was invited as the guest to deliver some remarks. So Trump's congressional address, he detailed this, laid out the plans to enact the renewal of American dream.

Is what he called it. That was the theme of the talk. And there was some, you know, like I said, there was plenty of highs and lows during this debacle. I watched the entire thing. I did too. You know, and I want to start with this, just saying that I believe, I genuinely believe this, that the communists that run, that have been running our government for so long,

I truly believe they have no shot of ever winning in an elected office ever again. I believe that. Now, I mean, there might be one pocket, but like a majority, I don't think it will ever happen again, bro. They're exposing themselves way too much. Well, I'm going to be honest. Like, that doesn't matter because that's not how communism works. Okay? Communism is a three steps forward, one step back thing.

They understand that they can push and push and push. And then when they push too far, they back up and they're very patient. They've been playing the long game for a hundred years. This isn't five years. This isn't 20 years. This has been going on for over a hundred years. And to say that we think that they never have a chance again is, I think, a very dangerous statement because...

That's how they get a chance again and it's through complacency. Yeah, and we're seeing it right like we're seeing people start to sort of Calm down and you know turn their focus into other things which is which is okay But we have to make sure that we finish the job in terms of eradicating that ideology out of our government system So, you know that's gonna take a

could take a few different things, right? Like some, like a lot of these people are guilty of major fraud. Most of them are guilty of major fraud. Most of them are guilty of some sort of treasonous activity that isn't being prosecuted for whatever reason. I don't know, but they have sold out the American people.

For money and legitimately for money. Straight money. Yeah. And some of them more than others. You know what I'm saying? But like some of these people you buy off for 10 grand and a book deal. Yeah, dude. It's look, dude, it's it's something that needs to be dealt with completely. You know, it's like pulling a weed, bro. If you don't get the root out, it's going to come back. And we we are a long way away from getting the root out.

And unless Trump decides to like legitimately arrest these people,

They will be back. Yeah. No, that's a great... Well, I mean, I think it's not even up to Trump, really. It's to your point. It's the people calling for the shit to be held accountable. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's a big part of it, dude. We got Trump for four years. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I got to live the rest of my life here. You got to live the rest of your life here. You know what I'm saying? It's going to take a little bit more than Trump. Listen, I'll tell you this. I'm not fucking putting up with this shit anymore. These people...

I don't care what it takes. I don't care what it means. I don't care what I got to do. I don't care what everybody's got to do. I have no sympathy for them. They have no sympathy for us. None. They have no show that they have no intention for us to live peacefully in a prosperous manner in the country that is based upon a republic and capitalism and free enterprise and equal opportunity for all. They don't align with any of that. They don't belong in the country.

And on top of that, they've stolen...

trillions of dollars over the last 20 years from us as taxpayers. So there's a lot that, and by the way, not all of them are Democrat. These people are smart. They run people in Republican runs to gain power on both sides of the house. Senators and congressmen, none of us know, we don't recognize a name. They're in there though. Right. They're in there for sure. It's a, it's, you know, it's clearly the ones who say the Republican and then align with all of the Democrat bullshit. Yeah.

But yeah, man, I mean, it's an ideology that has to be eradicated from America and that eradication is going to stop with people not tolerating it at all. Yeah, for sure. Like I said, we got a lot to dive in the speech. Overall, I give Trump's delivery and execution of it, I give it a nine out of 10. He played the classic Trump, you know what I'm saying? But that was definitely, I feel like it was more towards the end of his speech. He got on the run there.

And that was probably the most, I would say, presidential, you know, speech I've ever heard from him. Right. Like it was it was the flow, the delivery. It was great. But, you know, he also is going to throw some low jabs here and there. I thought I love that piece as well. But let's I want to first bring in. Dude, did you see him call Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas? Oh, yeah, I got it. OK, so. Oh, you do. All right. I thought we'll talk about when we get there.

I want to first bring this up because I think this is important. So this is an AP news article, okay? And of course, like they always try to do, let's bring in some fact focus. I'm not calling it fact checks no more. Fact focus. A look at false and misleading claims made by Trump during his address to Congress. I'm proud of it. We're doing the show, bro. That's going to disappear. Leave me alone. Keep going. Do your fucking job.

So let's look at some of these misleading claims quickly, shall we? The first thing that they're trying to say that we're bringing into a fact focus is they're saying that he overstated the numbers on his immigration crackdown. So Trump, quote, illegal boarding crossings last month were by far the lowest ever recorded ever.

The facts they're saying is that Trump wrote in the Truth Social post on Saturday that Border Patrol apprehended 8,300 people in the U.S.-Mexico border last month, but U.S. government data shows that Border Patrol routinely averaged below that number in the 1960s. Oh, we got to go back all the way to the 1960s to get the data. Got it.

with the lowest being in 1961 of 1,700 arrests. Oh, so we can go back to the 60s for that, but we can't go back to what the Democrats were saying about black people in the 60s? Yeah, right. Right, we don't talk about that part. Interesting. Yeah, well, I'm also assuming, too, that the rate of the influx of people costing our borders was nowhere near the rates in 1961 either. So, I mean, proportionately, looking through the rate, Trump's still right.

I mean, we got 21 million fucking people in this country that shouldn't be here. So there's that. They also try to say that he overstayed. I like this one. He overstayed hotel costs for non-citizens in New York. Right. So you remember when anything over zero is unacceptable? 100 percent. 100 percent. But he actually understated it, Andy, because he was referencing $59 million for that hotel. Right. Well, I mean, actually, it was 58.6.

And actually, if you total up from the total payments from November of 23 to October of 24 was actually 80.5. Yeah. And that's just one city. Here's my favorite one. This is probably my favorite, favorite one. The Social Security stuff.

So AP, in this article, I shit you not, they say there's no evidence Social Security money is being paid to many people over age 100. So Trump, quote, believe it or not, government databases list 4.7 million Social Security members from people aged 100 to 109, 3.6. You know, he laid out the facts. Everybody's familiar with this. This is what they're claiming is the fact checked on this. Quote from AP News.

The databases may list those people, but that doesn't mean they're getting paid benefits. Now, you know the best part about all of this, though, Andy? What's the fail safe? They have the card. They still try to play. Anytime we want to question fraud and waste and abuse and misspending and any of that, what do they try to pull on to, you know, as a final divide between the country? They have to call it racist.

Of course, because it's racist. Let's check this out. There are people who are charged with trying to find savings. So yes, it's an attack on government, but it's also an attack on this government. What I mean by that is it's an attack on this government that used to be headed by a black man. It's an attack on this government that almost elected a black woman to the highest office in the land. It's an attack on a government that has been more welcoming and more supportive of people who have come to this country in search for a better life.

Okay, so because we had a black president and because we almost elected a woman who pretends to be black, and there's an argument that Barack Obama pretends to be black too. We can't look at nothing. Well, I mean, what is that? I mean, I don't understand what he's saying. I don't understand what he's saying. He's saying that, you know, we want to look into savings and the misuse and the fraud and abuse of our tax dollars, but...

But only because it was run by Barack Obama for eight years. So we can't look at it. Yeah. Because this is the same mentality of the crime statistics in America. Nobody wants to look or talk about him or acknowledge him. And because we don't talk about him, look at him or acknowledge him, we can't get to the issues that are causing him, which just causes more and more and more black people to be murdered in their own fucking neighborhoods. Okay. So how do you address something you can't talk about? Yeah.

How do you address fraud and abuse if we can't talk about it? Well, how do you address low education scores in inner city communities if we can't talk about it? Yeah. But dude, listen, we all know the game now. The game is shame you into being quiet because we'll call you a racist. Well, that doesn't work anymore. I don't know if you fucking figured this out. You know, it doesn't work. Nobody cares. People understand that.

that it's a technique of manipulation at this point, which is sad because there is actual racism that exists in certain parts, in certain circumstances. And by the way, that racism extends outside of just black people to white people, to Indian people, to fuck. There's always going to be shitty people that don't like other people because they have a different race or culture. Yeah, or culture. There's always going to be that. It's called good and bad.

And these guys take good and bad and turn it into all these little subcategories so that we will feel guilty and let them have their way. And then when they show, and I'm talking about Democrats and progressives. Communists. Communists. That's how communists get in power, bro. They fucking guilt and shame and call you names and then get you to stand down because you're going to say, well,

Oh, you know, like, what's it going to... It's okay. Well, look at what's happened now. Look at what's going on. Look at... We have in our school systems, we have teachers allowing their kids to transition, encouraging their kids to transition outside of the knowledge of their parents. We have men in women's locker rooms totally naked with their dicks hanging out. We have them taking...

Titles from girls. We have injuring girls. Okay, we have grown men who dress up as women because they want to be in the women's bathroom who are legitimate pedophiles. They've infiltrated the LGBTQIA plus community and inside that community we have people who sympathize with them. Now we have an effective name for them.

Minor attracted people. No, those are called fucking pedophiles, bro. We're not going to tolerate that. And we have all these backwards things happening in the world, dude. It's not just that. It could go on and on and on and on and on. But that's what we get when we are shamed in the silence for things that just aren't true, bro. You all know if you're racist in your heart or not. Everybody knows. Don't let someone call you shit just because you're

Pointing out some actual fucking data. No, it's crazy. Well, you know what's racist? You know what the most racist shit is? Is that

We can't talk about the things and the situations get worse in these communities. Well, you're racist if you point out the crime data. No, you're racist for not allowing me to point out the crime data because then we can't fix it, which only causes more crime and more death in that community. So who really cares? Right. The people who want to say, hey, this is a fucking problem. Right.

But like the people who say, oh, you're racist for pointing that out. Those people are the actual racists. It's insane. Because if they weren't, they would actually care about solving that problem. And this political party, the Democrats, which is now a large part of them, communists, not all of them, but a lot of them.

These people don't give a fuck about solving that problem. And you have to ask yourself why that is. Why do these people so blatantly not give a shit about...

solving these problems that exist in these communities. Well, because they maintain their power and make more money by the problems that they create. That's right. They, they create more problems and they promise false promises. And we have a culture that says, you know, because I'm this race, I vote this way. And, uh, it's just not, you know, it's, it's,

It's not effective or right or true, and they're taking advantage of those communities. And it really drives me fucking insane, dude. It's disgusting. It's disgusting. Other things that were going on during this address in this joint session, Trump did call Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas. Yeah. And then they called him racist for it.

So what's more racist? Lying. Calling him Pocahontas or pretending to be an American Indian. To benefit you on applications. There you go. What's more racist? I mean, dude. Well, first of all, Pocahontas wasn't even a real fucking person. I don't know.

I don't know if she was or wasn't. No, she wasn't. How do you know? She didn't fucking exist. How do you know? I mean, like, was there maybe a lady named, yeah, sure, maybe, but like this actual story, it's a fucking fictional story, a cartoon. Isn't it? No, bro. Pocahontas helped lead fucking Lewis and Clark through the fucking. Oh, did she? Yeah. Through the mountains of the West exploring. She was a native American who helped Lewis. She's a, she's a fucking actual person. Oh yeah. Yeah.

See, this is my point. This is my point. This is what you don't get in your public schools. I didn't get this. Yeah, that's what I said. Yeah, I thought it was Disney, bro. Yeah. See? Wait, so you said Lewis and Clark? Yes. Oh. No, she was in Missouri. She was a Missourian.

I don't know where she came from, but she was a Native American. Well, she ain't fucking Elizabeth Warren. That's no shit. Yeah. And she's the racist for pretending to be that so she could get ahead in her own life. Bro, these people screaming the loudest about USAID are the ones stealing the most. Why do you think they're screaming? They're stealing it. And Elizabeth Warren has screamed the most. She's worth almost $70 million. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Like, I mean, she's completely benefiting off it. I just, I mean, I like that he called it out. Let's check the clip. Do you want to keep it going for another five years? Yeah. Yeah. You would say Pocahontas says yes. Which like even that though, right? Like it's a joke. He is trying to bring peace. He's trying to bring fucking peace to an endless, pointless proxy war.

And he was like, oh, you guys want this for another five years? She said yes. Yeah. Well, of course. She's getting paid, bro. If I said to you, would you like to get paid millions of dollars a year? Yeah. But otherwise, I'd take, would you like to get that for the next five years or no? She's not thinking about anything other than what it means to her. Yeah. It's disgusting, bro. You know, but it wasn't just Elizabeth. I mean, one, yeah, she doesn't look shit like Pocahontas. Okay. If Pocahontas looks like what she did on Disney, that ain't it.

Because that Pocahontas was kind of cute. She looks like an old piece of shit. Oh, well, you think that's bad. I want to know what the fuck is this, bro. Bro. What is that? Bro, that lady on the right was elected in 1990. Jesus Christ. Like, dude. Bro, what is it? You know what it is, bro? It's starting to become the battle of the good-looking people versus the bad-looking people. Like, there is no good-looking Democrats. Bro, what is that?

That's like look how mad that miserable they are bro. Look at her face. They all look like villains because they are But like a legit villain like bro like that looks like what's the dude penguin from Gotham? That looks like his mom Yeah, do you did you see Gavin Newsom doing that a better view an interview? Yeah with Charlie Kirk? Yeah, and did you did you see look bro? he knew some somewhat intelligent and

And he is able to read the room at a higher level than all of these people. He went on Charlie Kirk and basically moved way back center and

And all the Democrats are like, fuck you. Well, dude, he's smart. He realizes there's nobody over there anymore. Nobody, bro. Okay? We took all the best ones. He's moving into the middle to try and scoop some of these middle guys into his, you know... Campaign. Yeah. And, dude, it's a smart move, and people have short memories, and they're not going to really remember...

what he did during covid or how he you know let his cities rot and then cleaned him up for china's president like burn down his fucking bro i you know what is that bro i don't fucking know that's a day them fuck hey them energy energy could you imagine waking up and like no seeing that fuck no

Bro, I've never seen anything like that until it was shown on the TV. I didn't know it existed. Yeah. And she's dressed like a homeless person. She's dressed like a peacock. God, dude, who cares? These people are insane, corrupt criminals. She just looks like the perfect fucking villain, bro. She really does. I'm sure she's a nice lady. No, she's not. I'm sure she isn't.

I don't even have to know her, bro. I'm sure she's got butterscotch and peppermint in her pockets, bro. She's nice. With fucking cyanide in them. Yeah. Bro, she looks like the fucking chick that gave Snow White the apple, bro. Yeah. That's what she looks like, bro. Yeah. That's right. That's what she looks like.

Yeah, I might predict. Isn't that Cruella DeVille? No, that's Dalmatians. But she could also, she looks like, yeah, fucking Cruella too. Yeah. She looks like all the villains. How do you know all these Disney movies, but you don't know Days of Thunder? Bro, I got two girls, bro. You don't know Days of Thunder? Mm-mm. You still haven't watched it? Still have not watched it. Listen, it was on the agenda this past weekend, but I forgot what I did. I did something else.

I got pressure. Bro, I got NASCAR drivers hitting me up. Yeah, I know, because they listen to the show, and they're like, dude, they're hitting me up, too. They're like, fuck that guy. Yeah, like telling me to get my shit together. One of them called me Bubba Wallace. They said NASCAR is for black people. Yeah, one of them called me Bubba Wallace, bro. I don't know if that was a compliment or... I don't know. Does Bubba Wallace win races? No, Bubble. Bubble Wallace? Bubble Wallace.

Why are you laughing? That's pretty fucking funny. That's not funny, bro. That is funny. That's not funny. Yeah, it is. So now I know why you've been working out.

But, yeah, you know, I'll get there, bro. Listen, you have my word, Andy. I will watch it. All right. Well, it's a good movie. You're missing out. Other things. I want to also bring this up as part of this speech, you know, because, I mean, you talk about reaching the low of the low. Okay. The low of the low. And, like, we have, like, Trump brought, he had plenty of special guests that he, like, you know, that he, you know, would, you know,

One of the nation to, I guess, see and address and memorize them. You know, one of them being this 13 year old boy, DJ Daniel. And he made it was awesome. It was awesome. Well, listen, I don't you could be the shit like the number one shit bag in the world. There is no way that you could watch that and not.

Not feel like a little flicker in there in your heart. You know what I'm saying? And you're like, oh, that's cool. Doesn't matter what side you're on, bro. And it was absolutely disgusting.

what those fucking people did. Yeah. Or more importantly, what they didn't do. That's right. I guess you should say. I think everybody saw it right now. Yeah, I mean, everybody's seen it. Trump makes boy with brain cancer honorary Secret Service agent at Congressional Address. Let's check this clip. DJ, we're going to do you the biggest honor of them all. I am asking our new Secret Service director, Sean Curran, to officially make you an agent of the United States Secret Service. Thank you.

Look at all that racism. So racist. Look at all that racism that's happening right there. That's fucking awesome, dude. That's fucking awesome. That's the guy that fucking pulled Trump off the stage after shooting, too. That was his ass, too. Look at that. That's awesome, dude. Bro, listen. You could run over a litter of kittens, bro. I'm talking about heartless. Yeah. And watch that and be like, all right.

yeah listen dude these these people are shit bags bro okay and like i actually believe you know look i walked in the next day yeah and my dad who normally doesn't say anything like political he's not like a big political guy um i was in the i was in the uh conference room over there i forgot which one it is the one with the metal table and uh

What's that one called? I think it's Charlie Charlie. I was in there and He came walking in he's like man. He's like do you see that that uh Trump last night? I'm like yeah, and he goes dude those got those Democrats committed political suicide on national television And I'm like you think and he's like oh my god. He's like dude when they didn't clap for that little boy

He's like, "Everybody I talked to, you know, thought it was the most disgusting thing ever." And like, dude, how out of touch strategically, like even if you are a shit bag,

You're not gonna pretend that you're not like that's what I'm saying. Yeah, like imagine like how fucking stupid are you? No, I did this with Alex. We were watching this imagine Cuz I know that all them fucking them, but they all talk to each other We're not clapping for anything right and they fucking call out DJ Daniel fuck it. It's like what to do It's a black boy. Yeah. Well, you know what happened? Here's what happened. This is what actually happened they made their

known before the event, which is stupid. Yeah, they show their comments. So they put out that they weren't going to clap and that they were going to yell and scream and throw shit at Trump. And

Trump found that out ahead of time. And so I'm fairly certain that he did everything he could to make them look ridiculous, which he accomplished. Definitely accomplished. There's no doubt about that. But like the sick, like you would think it ended there, right? No claps, no applause, no standing ovations.

for this kid had nothing but these will stand when zielinski comes in and gets 50 billion dollars well yeah because they're getting some of it or or when netanyahu comes in they'll stand for five minutes straight because we all know they suck that big yeah my partisanship yeah right but you you would think we'll we'll stand up and cheer

for our hardworking Americans tax dollars to be sent overseas to other countries for any reason. Well, cheer for that because we know that we're getting a piece of that back in our own pockets. Right.

But we're not going to cheer for Lake and Riley's mother and sister, okay, who were in attendance. We're not going to cheer for this young man, DJ, who's had to go through 13 fucking brain surgeries, bro, at 13. Bro, the Abbey Gate bomber, the fucking Afghanistan withdrawal, not one Democrat clapped or stood for that. We just brought the fucking terrorist mastermind back. That day...

Trump announced on the floor nobody clap for that. None of them clap for it. It's fucking it's sickening, bro It's fucking singing it now like the worst part about that DJ Daniel thing, you know, like I said, nobody clapped about okay, whatever It's it's what happened after Okay, I got a clip here. This is Maxine Waters

Okay. Maxine Waters says that Trump misused angel families and the child with brain cancer in his speech. Let's check this clip. Pretty awful. And I really did not like the way he used the tragic incidents

and the families that were there who, of course, appreciated, you know, what they think is their president caring about what happened, you know, to the 12-year-old and to others who were victims. And we all feel sad and bad for them. But he misused them. He misused them. And what he did was he focused on them instead of focusing on the real issues that we're dealing with now. Yeah, he misused them.

Yeah, you got AOC posing at the border to nobody. Yeah, he used them. Yeah, or pretending to be arrested with no cuffs on. Indeed, he used them. Oh, or like when they all kneeled for BLM with their fucking traditional African scarves on. Holy shit, dude. Yeah, Trump misused them for sure. For sure.

Definitely not political. I think half those people died from taking a knee for fucking nine minutes. Bro, dude, listen. This is how fucking stupid they are. This is how fucking stupid they are. You used them, bro. Listen, they're taking a knee with a traditional African cloth. I don't know what you call it. Kunti cloth. No, that's not what it's called.

Don't know what the fuck it's called. But these this is these guys George Floyd's a fucking American, right? You know say like like What That's what I'm saying like what the fuck is going on here, bro Like are you gonna like if something happens to me y'all gonna fucking put an Italy flag around your neck Like I'm fucking American man, you know saying like like these people are so fucking ridiculous, dude. I

The dude's not even fucking African. He's fucking American. He's born here. Bro, that's great. It's the truth. Oh, that's so good. Well, dude, they can't see it like that. Bro, what the fuck? Well, hold on. This is actually a great point. They do not see black Americans as American. No, they don't. Democrats don't. They don't.

That's fucking insane. They don't. I mean, it's insane. Like, dude, I just kind of connected this. But to even do that, like, okay, if we're all here, right? And it's just our guys in the room here. And let's say something happens and we're like, fuck, that was super racist. We're going to fucking take a knee for this.

At nowhere in my mind am I like, let's go find some African garb. What's his ancestry? Yeah. Let's put some kilts on for Andy real quick. Like, bro, like what the fuck? Zeeshan, what would we have to wear for you?

Just throw some curry on your head. No, we're strong. We would have to throw some Tevas on in the wintertime. We had to get some fucking sandals and wear them on the coldest day of the year to honor Zeeshan. What do we do for Bosnians? You don't talk shit about Bosnians, bro, at all. No, no. We put the Puma tracksuits on. Yeah, that's right.

That's right. That's right. Here's what I've learned about Bosnians, bro. Most of them are real quiet and you don't fuck with them. And by the way, if you're good with them, they're fucking loyal motherfuckers, bro. And they're hard workers. Oh, they're great people. Great people. But...

They prefer knives to guns. That's not good. Yeah, I don't like knives. Fuck no. You know what they say? What? If you see a knife run, if you see a gun charge, you fight them. Yeah. Fight the gun, run from the knife. What's the name? I did it backwards.

How'd you learn that lesson, dude? Oh, shit, man. It only cost me my fucking face. Now, if you thought Maxine Waters was bad, we got to go one more step, okay? Let's go to MSNBC. Bro, that blows my mind. Like, they don't even see, they didn't even see George Floyd as an American. Hmm.

Now I wonder like how like, you know true to culture they were with those those scarves like did they act like they steal them to really get in tune with the Well, the worst part is hold on shut the fuck up The worst part is is that you know, like they were all gathering there. Yeah, somebody's like handing them out Mmm, you know out of box make sure you put this around your neck. Make sure you do this It's not like they were wearing like whatever mmm

Yeah. Look at fat Jerry Nadler not even able to kneel. Like, motherfucker. Nadler the Rizzler. Hey, fucking fat ass. Where's he been? You can't kneel. Probably fucking in the wood chipper. Yeah. You can't kneel because you're so fucking fat. Maybe you should do something about it. Yeah. He would be the same height either way. I mean, he's a little dude. Bro.

He's a little guy. Anyway. But, you know, okay, Maxine, you're right. Trump used him. Cool. But let's go a step lower on the fucking pole to hell that these people are going to be going to. MSNBC's Wallace concerned young cancer survivor might kill himself. Have you seen this shit? I have. Holy shit. It's one of the most absurd statements ever.

that I've seen made in public and that includes like the internet and that's saying something. That's a lie. Yeah. Like, like bro, I look around at all the conspiracy pages and like all the guys who are on the far left and the guys on the far right and I see some crazy ass shit being said, but this is up there, man, bro. This might be at the top. It's going to be hot down there, bro. Yeah. It's going to be fucking hot down there. Let's check this clip out.

But I think this was a lesson in finding one thing that you let yourself feel. And I let myself feel joy about DJ. And I hope he's alive for another, you know, 95 years. And I hope he lives an honor.

the life he wants to live. He wants to be a cop. He knows what he wants to do. And maybe when you have childhood cancer, that crystallizes for you. And I hope he has a long life as a law enforcement officer. But I hope he never has to defend the United States Capitol against Donald Trump's supporters. And if he does, I hope he isn't one of the six who loses his life to suicide. And I hope he isn't one who has to testify against the people who carried out acts of seditious conspiracy and then live to see Donald Trump pardon those people. Well,

Well, that's pretty absurd. There's a special place. Bro, these people, they're still talking about J6. Nobody gives a fuck. Okay? Everybody, most regular people who are reasonable and have common sense understand that J6 was a psyop. It was a sham. Yes. They understand that. They understand that the guys that were held and the girls that were held for four years without any...

Trial or process. Yeah, like they understand that's very wrong. And so like these people what what they're doing Obviously their job is not to give their opinions. That's not an opinion Their job is to push a narrative for you. Yeah, and so they try to work their narrative in with their commentary and That's how it turns out when it's not authentic. She doesn't actually believe that she fucking knows that's not true Look at her look at the way she says it

Like, at the end, she starts tying it in. It doesn't even make sense. No, how'd you get from A to B there? Yeah, because, dude, the fact that it was even mentioned there shows, it really exposes how they have to work the narrative into these stories. And, like, dude. It's disgusting. Yeah, it's disgusting. It's disgusting, but DJ had a message to them.

Did you see this message? I hope he fucking arrested him. Yeah, 13-year-old honorary Secret Service agent DJ Daniel has a message for Democrats after meeting with President Trump. This is what he had to say. Such an honor to have met you. He has one more thing to say. I won't interrupt you. If you're a Democrat and you're being mean to President Trump, I'm on your bumper.

Bro, he ain't playing. That's a polite way to say I'm on your ass. Yeah. Well, fucking DJ's on it, bro. I think we're going to be good. I think we're going to be good. Oh, man. If DJ's on it, dude, we're going to be good. We'll be all right. He knows right from wrong. You know what's funny? That little guy knows right from wrong better than those people do. No doubt.

No doubt, man. I couldn't imagine a world, like I really couldn't imagine a world, like even, and by the way, I don't identify with either of these groups. I try to like critically think.

In every scenario, you know, like I don't say, oh, I'm on this team so that I can agree with it. I don't do that. No, it's not how I look at the world. I don't look at the world like that. If I looked at the world like that, I couldn't be successful in business. Okay. I have to evaluate each person, each decision. Unemotionally. Yes. Unemotionally. So, but here's the things I've noticed. Like when, you know, uh,

Biden was in power and fucking, you know, he they would come in and say things even if, you know, necessarily. And this used to make us mad. We've covered this on the show. We're like, why the fuck are they clapping? Right. And they were clapping to certain things out of courtesy because it's the decorum of the

This chamber and what we've done for hundreds of years. It's supposed to be civil discourse, but it is not civil anymore. It's very uncivil. It's very mean. It's very nasty. It's immoral. And, you know, it's caused primarily by one group of people in America knows it because they just got their asses beat. I can't help it. Yeah. And dude, you would think like you would really think I can tell you this. If we were on a team.

Let's say we were them. We were the Democrats, us here. Okay. And us listening. I got to get my dick off. Yes. Okay. So, so we're all on that team. Right. And I'm in the group. And let's say I'm not even the leader of the group. I'm not even the leader, dude. Like you're the leader. Okay. And we come in and we're like, holy shit, dude. We just got our asses kicked. Like what the fuck? Yeah.

And you said, well, here, you know what we need to do? We need to do more of that. We just didn't do it enough. Yeah, right. That's what it was. You know, we just didn't harass them enough. We just didn't have enough propaganda. We just didn't steal enough. We just didn't call them enough names or shame them enough. Like, that's the level of intelligence that these people have. And they've shown it with their actions over the last decade.

60 days or six weeks they're not coming back from where they went they are not moving off of that line and they are not smart enough to understand that if they continue to press they're just going to lose more and more and more and more and more doubling down all right yeah so if i'm in that group i'm going to say guys listen i know i'm new here i know i'm the lowest ranking dude

But I'm going to tell you what I think. And what I think is, is that if we don't change our messaging and we don't pivot towards where the culture is, because culture is upstream from politics and we answer to culture, not culture created by us, we're going to have to make some changes or we're never going to win again. And everybody's going to be like, oh, and I'm going to say, well, do you want to win or do you want to lose? What do I know? I'm new here, but that's my observation. Right.

And, you know, that's it's amazing. It's amazing to me, which I'm thankful for, that nobody's doing that with them. Like, it's great. It's like it's really weird. Yeah. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. That being said.

Let's cruise some of these comments. What? This is my favorite time. We got some good ones here today. This first comment comes from at EBH62.

You guys are very good at telling us what's going on around the world, but you guys have no idea what good food is. How the fuck are you going to get to 350 pounds? Don't know what the fuck good food is. You got to know a thing or two. Motherfucker, have you been 350? I've been 350. I have too. Okay. Have you been 350 EBH 62? Probably not. That's all I got to say. All right.

What? I want to know what this guy thinks good food is. Yeah, right. What do you mean? How do we know? What are you talking about? I'm offended. You're fat shaming us right now. We are. There's some things I know in life. I only know a few things, but what I do know is how to eat. And I know what good food is. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, listen, you ain't got to believe me. I know. I'm a believer. You and me, we're the Fat Boys. We get it. You know the Fat Boys music group? There used to be a group called the Fat Boys. Fat Boys, did they die? Probably. Remember that, Joe, the Fat Boys? Because it's not good for you, man. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

Yeah, EBH, drop a pic. I need to see a picture. Yeah, listen, dude. If you're going to drop a comment like that, we got to know what you look like. We got to know. We got to see what the fuck you're eating. Now, if he's like 600 pounds, we're like, okay, all right. We'll bow. We'll bow to your greatness. I will bow to your gluttony. But I don't think you know what you're talking about. Yeah, I don't think so either, man. I trust DJ and I over you, bro.

Let's have a cook-off. Me and you versus them.

Him? Fucking anybody out. Nobody out there could beat us, bro. I agree with that statement. Now, if you're an actual professional chef. I'll kick their ass. Like Chef Eric and shit. I'll kick his ass. No, we ain't doing that. Gordon Ramsay, it's on. No, okay. I would like to kind of get Gordon because he'd get pissed off and shit. Bro, I'll cook him. I don't think so. He's still British, bro. You guys can remember. Yeah, he does all right, but he's still British. Yeah, that is true, man. Still British. That's why he's so famous over there. Beans and toast, bro. I'll kick his ass.

I like Gordon. I like his car collection. And I think he's awesome on TV. Yeah, handsome guy. I don't want to fucking, I don't even want to do that. I want the smoke. No, you don't. All right. He'll kick your ass. Probably. I think he'll beat your ass physically, too. Yeah, well, that's debatable. Why would you want that to be the case? I'm just saying. He just seems like he's pretty tough. I don't pay you to beat people up. I pay you to shoot people. That's true. That's true. That's true. Our next comment comes from Ed Rubin.

Plata. Rubend. But that is kind of weird that I can out-shoot you, too. Okay, stop it. What the fuck am I doing? Stop it. Now I got this guy on my podcast. This is misinformation. He can barely read. Okay? He can't fucking shoot. He can't fight. Doesn't work out until somebody calls him fucking, what do they call him? What do you call him? Bumble.

Bubble Wallace. Fuck, dude. That's funny. Did they really call you that? I really got called that. Bro, we're going to start making shirts with the funniest joke of the show. We're going to get you a shirt that's going to say Bubble Wallace. Yeah. It'd be great. I'm so excited. I know. This next comment. I'm going to get one that says, I love raisins. Yeah.

We got another comment, man. This next comment comes from Ruben Plata. I do not salt my food. Too spicy. Hold the pepper. Zshan's going to wear what it says. I wear sandals in the snow. Now, in all fairness, you're not a sandal guy. Right? You are? No, I'm not. Yeah. I hate Indian people here. You hate them? Yeah.

So you hate Indian people. Yeah, you hate black people and I'm over here making jokes Yeah, let's see I like everybody you guys really do hate them. Mm-hmm. You know what? I kind of hate white people Welcome to the group. Yeah Everybody hates I'm just joining in. Yeah, right Huh? Yeah, that's the truth Joe. I hate everybody. I hate everyone equal. I do. Mm-hmm

Good or bad, that's how I look at the world. Yep, that's it. I don't give a fuck how tan you are, bro, or what the fuck you prefer to eat. Yeah. But if you're a shitbag, fuck you. Or who you prefer to eat. Huh? Yeah. Like barbecue? Like that motherfucker in, where's that, Haiti? Yeah. Barbecue? Yeah. How's barbecue doing? I don't know. I don't know. I think the smoke pits are still rolling. Listen, man. I mean, see, he gets it, though.

Does he's like you know like I'm good like Vlad the Impaler dude he won his battles by scaring the opponents so bad They didn't fight him so now nobody fucks with barbecue. He's like fuck dude. I'll be dinner. Yeah, well That's a mild shit all right. I wouldn't care if someone cooked me after I died Andy what I'm just saying that wouldn't like I wouldn't think about that will you be dead you couldn't think about it Yeah, but he must be barbecuing him alive. I

Because that would be scary. That'd be because they're scared of them. That would suck. That would suck. We'll see if Trump did some shit like that or we had some fucking leadership that was willing to hold people accountable and we did a couple things like that, we wouldn't have any fucking problems. It'd be good for a minute. Dude. Yeah. We'd be good for a minute. That dude that killed Lake and Riley fucking straight on the barbecue pit, bro. Alive. Yeah.

You know, dude, you ever seen you haven't seen it. You guys ever seen fucking Indiana Jones, the Temple of Doom. OK, where they lowered a dude in the cage on the fire and shit. That's what we should be doing. That's what we should do. You know, I know you've never seen it. No, I haven't seen it. I know about the old torture method. Like there was like this big metal bull that would put people in and then light the fire underneath a bowl or a bowl.

like it was a life-size bull but it was made of metal and they put them inside they put them inside seal it up and then light a fire underneath it yeah it's wild anyway yeah yeah well uh we're gonna have to see some certification here on your weight um and what country you come from because some of you guys have no idea how to eat good food and i've been to these countries yeah some are good some not so good not so good man

Let's check out this next comment. This is Ruben Plata. He says, Papa John's stock went down because of Andy.

Mean I hope not I'm not trying to like fucking did they really? Went down fucking three bucks it really did when I selected the comment I that was real time you can see the date over there to March 5th 2:40 p.m. Eastern Standard Time This actually happened this happened I'm not making this up wait wait wait so when the show aired I

It started going down? It's the day after. But yeah, it was going up. If you go to the one month category, it was going up. But then last two days, it went down. Oh, damn. I didn't mean to do that shit. I was just telling a fucking funny ass story. I mean, real talk. I'm not eating Papa John's and we're not having it here. But I mean, if you guys want to fucking eat, I don't give a shit. Dude, I don't like that. I don't want to hurt nobody. I'm not into that shit.

You guys can eat it. Your voice has influence. I'm going to say, what else can we influence? That makes me feel bad. Hold on, Andy. Hold on. Bro, that makes you feel bad. I'm not into that shit, bro. I'm just saying what my decision is and how I run my little area. Well, okay. You guys go out and order yourself Papa John's today. Well, hold on. Just stay with me real quick. Okay. Because we might be able to use this to our advantage. Uh-huh. Like, what else could we, you know? Well, I mean, yeah, but see, you got to use that responsibly. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, responsibly. Of course. Of course. Of course.

You asking me? Do we have something?

Do we have something? I don't know. I mean, I'm just saying. I mean, there's some fucking people on the internet I'd like to fucking put down. I'd like to drop their stock. Maybe we'll start doing that. Maybe that'll be after Cruz the comment. It'll be asshole of the internet of the day. I like it. Catchy. Asshole of the internet of the day. On the flip side, somebody also commented that they will order a Papa John's pizza to every S2 location. Oh, that's fucking bad. You're a shithead. Don't do that.

That's a hater. Yeah, that's just a hater, bro. So anyway, listen, don't be doing that shit. I don't like that. That makes me feel bad, bro. It really does. I'm not trying to hurt any of the companies. Yeah, not real. They just did me wrong, so I don't support them. Yeah, that's real. Look, dude, I'm all about people.

deciding for themselves. What I don't like is when people try to ruin other people and that was not my intent at all. Like I was just sharing a funny story. It was just 5%. They'll be fine. Huh? I'm sure they'll bounce back. It'll be all right. You really think that I have? There's no way. Bro, this is real. No way. That is real. I actually thought of Photoshopping it, but I actually went and checked online and that's a screenshot. Oh, you thought about just Photoshopping it? Yeah, I did think about it. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, oh shit, but it's real. It is real. What?

Fuck around and find out. Bro, it's great. I like it. It is worth it. That's what I'm saying. We could use this responsibly. Look, dude, listen. There's all kinds of good people that are employed by Papa John's. I ain't trying to hurt anybody. Oh, it went back up. It's at $46.52 right now. All right, good. But still, you should buy Katie's Pizza. Katie's is better. Yeah, buy Katie's Pizza or Emo's Pizza. Yep. Or fucking Antonino's. Antonino's. Those are the three pizzas that are acceptable.

Before that. I stand on that. Yep. I'm with you. We got one last comment. This is interesting. It's a little breathy, but it's a good comment. Oh, wait. Hold on. If it's breathy, it must have come from somebody on the left because their comments are always 50 paragraphs. No, that's a good one. Oh, really? Yeah, that's good. Okay. That's good. This is from Ethan Peterson 8463.

Okay, so Andy and DJ came in clutch today. I live in a small town in northwest Arkansas called Pea Ridge. I was definitely speeding, at least 15 over. I got stopped by an officer. I'm sitting in my truck thinking this dude is going to hang me to dry.

On top of my speed, my tags are way past due. I was listening to today's episode and the officer gets to the window, asks for my ID and all that information. I proceed to hand him that, along with inform him of what was in my armrest. Pew, pew. The officer looks at my screen and seeing the show was playing, he looks at me straight faced and asked, are you a hoe? I'm thinking, what the fuck is this guy talking about? Then

Then it hits me. He's a fan like myself. After shooting the shit for a minute, he asked again if I'm a hoe. I said, hell no. I share the show. He then asked me to prove it. So I sent it to the first five contacts on my phone. He tosses me my shit, walks to his car yelling, don't be a hoe. Share the show and slow your ass down. Thanks, fellas. You saved me a pretty penny. Keep it up. And P.S. Wendy's fries are the best. Get the fuck out if you say different. Hey.

That's what I'm talking about. It's a good story, man. We're saving pennies, man. That's like the third or fourth story we heard about that from the police. Happened quite a bit, man. That cop's definitely not a hoe. No. No. Dude, that's awesome. That's funny. Yeah.

He's a po-po. Yeah, well, po-pos ain't hoes. No, they're not. Love it, guys. We appreciate you guys for being real-ass fans. Keep liking, keep commenting, make sure you guys are subscribed, and hit that bell notification on YouTube to stay up to date with the latest episodes from Real AF. With that being said, let's keep this cruise cruising. It's still surreal to me that people actually listen to us. Like, hearing a story like that, or like, dude, uh...

like Like seeing the hat places, you know, I'm saying like on the internet randomly looking Mount Kilimanjaro Yeah, like that was fucking badass shit like that like the Elon guy the guy who got the guy with you on yeah Who won the million bucks? I just see like dude. It's cool. Yeah, I

You know what's real cool about it, though, too, is when people see it, they automatically know they're cool. That's a good dude. That's a good girl. That's a good woman. Yeah, for sure. We're going to take the world over, man. One hoe at a time. That's right. That's Elon's slogan. All right, guys. We got headline number two. Let's check in on our migrant situation. Headline number two reads,

There is no America without migrants, says Democrat Attorney General. Well, there's no America without immigrants. Yeah. Immigrants and migrants are not the same. Two different things. That's right. Two different things. America would not exist without migrants. Connecticut Democrat Attorney General William Tong told his political allies this week, speaking on Tuesday to the immigration community meeting sponsored by Latinos for educational advocacy and diversity. That sounds like some USAID shit.

This was held in Connecticut. Tong renewed his pledge that Connecticut Governor Ned Lamont's administration will continue to, quote, protect, honor and respect our immigrants and immigrants families. The Norwich Bulletin reported he also insisted that so-called, quote, unquote, birthright citizenship must be protected.

Birthright citizenship has increasingly come under fire for lending automatic citizenship to birth tourists, women who become pregnant from other countries just to bear their child on U.S. soil in order to be eligible for the United States welfare and other benefits. So I thought that was interesting. It is migrants. But here's an interesting thing. This hit me today when I was putting the show together, bro, is that I'm starting to see

Like the Democrats have always been Democrats. Okay. But I feel like I'm starting to see some really alarming correlations with like this migration thing and slavery. Like these people are fighting for their slaves, right?

the you know you had the south fighting to to keep slavery going and then you got you know our modern day democrats fighting to keep their migrants which they are trying to use to replace the vote and like they're fighting for the people that they're oppressing well i mean bro you you listen to what they say when you start asking them about the importance of migrants and one of the first things they say is like who's going to cut your grass or who's going to pick your fruit or who's going to like

That in itself shows you the worldview they have of these people and see them as they see them as a subservient class which is absurd because

No job and no working people are subservient of any class, in my opinion. If you work hard and you do the best that you can, that's respectable. It doesn't matter if you're sweeping the floor. It doesn't matter if you're taking the garbage. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if you're running a country. Like, dude, do the best you can. And I admire that. It doesn't matter. I think that's respectable and deserves respect at any level. But it's interesting because these people...

Who say these things don't work for anything that they have they get elected into office and then they funnel the money into their own pockets and Then you know at the same time think of themselves as a higher class of people than these people who are coming across the border like That's pretty fucking ironic in my opinion and then on top of that, you know, I I don't think that any of this

has anything else to do with these people, the quote unquote migrant class serving the, the left elite, very wealthy. Cause like, dude, the only people that vote Democrat, it's, it's one of two kinds of people. It's either very privileged upper middle class or upper class people who really haven't had to work or build or create anything on their own. And they pray that,

I mean, I guess that's the best word to use and manipulate the poorest class into aligning with them to maintain their power play. Which is the other demographic that vote. Bro, it's an inauthentic position. It's a position of manipulation.

They don't. The reason they do all this crazy shit isn't because they're stupid. It's because they believe themselves to be of a higher class of people. And then they look at people who are too busy trying to survive and say, oh, there's an opportunity for me. And then they go talk to those people and they say, we're going to fix this. We're going to fix that.

And then they're smart enough to realize that if they keep these people in that position, they will continue to get the votes. So when they say things like, you know, we want these migrants and the migrants are, you know, America wouldn't exist without migrants. The motivation behind that is,

isn't anything other than to serve themselves 100 and it's not about making a life for these migrants they don't give a fuck about this birthright citizenship or taking care of these people or giving them health care or anything like that fuck dude they promote the murder of american babies like it's fucking the biggest thing in the world right okay and you know it's so

It's weird to me that people can't, that all people can't see this. Or more people can't see it. Yeah, but like it's so blatant. Yeah, it's very obvious. It's very obvious. And like, I mean, but that's the point of the show, right? We draw these conclusions. We connect these dots because, you know, the thing is like, it's not pocketed anymore. It's not just this one little, like they're overexposing themselves, right?

to the point where I think more people will get it because it's too obvious. Right. So let's go. There was a lot of not a lot. There's four major Democratic mayors, right? Blue City mayors, Sanctuary City mayors, as they're called. They got some into D.C. to speak with. It was a congressional hearing is what it was on the immigration crisis and how they were handling it.

And I got to check a little bit of this out, but I knew, I knew, Andy, that this was not gonna go well because of how it started. Do you remember Michelle Wu? So she's the mayor of Boston. We just had her on on the last show. This is how she decided to kick it off. Let's hear what she had to say. - You belong here. This is your home. Boston is your home. Boston is your home. This is our city.

We are the safest major city in the nation because we are safe for everyone.

You mean like the dude that went into fucking Chick-fil-A and tried to stab fucking people? You mean like safe like that? I don't. I mean, this lady's insane. I think that was a mix of like Spanish and something else too. Yeah. I mean, who knows? She's so corrupt. She could be just making noises and pretending like it's a different language. You know what I'm saying? Like we don't fucking know.

But, you know, again, these congressional hearings are kind of led by, you know, I would say true patriots. James Comer's on there. You had Paul Luna on.

Representative Poland. I mean, she's she's awesome. Byron Donalds is on there. He was the first person to kind of chime in on this and get this shit kicked off. So let's check out what he had to say. Did your city spend on illegal immigration? Do you have a round number over the last couple of years on all newcomers, whatever their status was? It's around seventy nine million since twenty twenty two. Seventy nine million. Mayor Johnson, Chicago. How much is the city of Chicago spent on illegal immigration?

If you're referring to the 2022 up to 2024 of the buses coming from Texas, roughly the same percentage of the state of Texas, about 1% of our overall budget. What is that? Because we don't have the city's budget in front of me. Numbers. It's 1%. And if you want the actual calculation, we can make sure someone... You're the mayor. You don't have the math in

front of you? It's 1% of the overall budget over the last four years, which is the same number that was spent for most of the state of Texas. Mayor Johnson, I already asked you, you don't have a hard number, and if you don't have a hard number, you're not running your city well. Mayor Adams, how much did the city of New York actually spend on illegal immigration? 6.9

billion of taxpayers. $6.9 billion of taxpayer money on a problem that was fostered on the American people. Mayor Wu, in the city of Boston, how much did you spend? We don't ask about immigration status and delivering citizens. You don't ask about how much money the city of Boston has spent on illegal immigration? Are you out of your mind? We don't distinguish between immigration status as part of our city policies. Do you manage your budget or not, Mayor Wu? That is how we keep our city safe. Mayor Wu, do you manage your budget or not? We have the numbers to prove it.

I manage my budget. I have a triple A bond rating dating back 10 years. So to the city of Boston, just understand that your mayor does not care how much of your resources she has spent on people who are not citizens of the city of Boston. The city of Boston is sick of having people outside Boston telling us what we need. Mr. Behr, I have a question for you because I understand Cato's perspective when it comes to illegal immigration. Almost $7 billion in New York City alone.

Chicago's and I want to say they're in definitely hundreds of millions of dollars. He's trying to lowball this and 1% and 1% is a shit ton. We saw what 1% look like with USAID, right? Yeah, it's a shit ton, right? It's a shit ton. But these people like to play games and they kept the heat on them. Democrat mayors then refused to answer if they would turn over illegal aliens to ICE.

So this is from James Comer. Let's check this clip out. Mayor Wu, under Boston law, would you turn this criminal over to ICE on a detainer? Whenever there's a criminal warrant, Boston police enforce that and hold people accountable. So would you turn that criminal over to ICE?

This happened outside the city of Boston, but I can tell you in the city, whenever someone commits a crime, whenever there's a criminal warrant, we hold them accountable. If ICE deems that they are dangerous enough to hold, obtain a criminal warrant, and the Boston police will enforce it. Will you turn that criminal over to ICE? We follow the laws. I take that as a no.

I mean, they all did it, which is interesting. Like they all try to do this wordplay turnaround because he's literally asking. Yeah, because they're talking for sound bites and they understand that if they say, you know, yeah, we'll turn them over to ice, that that clip will be made into an ad, which will then be used to destroy their quote unquote position. Right.

It's sick man like the truth of the matter is they're not turning them over they're like they all want to say oh we follow federal laws yeah, they're not doing that and we have a you know it couldn't came out at a better time Sanctuary City scandal you remember the migrant who set that woman on fire in the fucking subway He's avoiding deportation because

Under the current policies enacted in New York City, the city's corrections department have refused to honor an immigration and customs enforcement detainer for his apetit calo. I'm reading the line above this. He fanned the flames with a shirt before sitting on the platform bench and watching as Kawam burned. We follow all federal and state laws, though, right? Right.

And, you know, there's a special place in hell for these people. I believe it. And we got to go to Anna Paulina Luna. Listen, when are we going to when are we going to facilitate them finding that place a little bit fucking sooner? OK, because this is criminal shit. And a lot of the shit they're doing is treasonous and destructive to this country. And everybody knows it.

So when are we going to start seeing some accountability? Because I'll be real, dude. I'm tired of hearing how great things are going, how awesome things are going, how we're taking this shit back and nobody's been held accountable fucking at all. Okay. So I think at this point in time,

It would be reasonable for some of these people who have violated the law, who have done treasonous activities. We've had four years to watch them do it. You mean to tell me that the Trump side of the table hasn't been planning how to hold these people accountable the whole time? I know they have. So when is that going to happen? And I say that with an asterisk.

There's information I don't know. There's things I don't know. I don't know a lot of things. I don't know if there's a retaliatory attack planned if something happens or like the Epstein list comes out. I don't know. But I think it's reasonable to...

for people to be held accountable at this point in time and I sometimes I feel like the Trump administration is is out of step with where people are with everything um like we're able to meaning it's palatable listen yeah dude listen the more money like when they're saying oh we're cutting all this funding to Ukraine and then they give money to Israel bro you're losing your base it's it's only a matter of time the word is out and by the way

Did you notice that I talked about that on Tuesday's show? And did you notice on yesterday's Wednesday that every single other fucking show was talking about it? Yeah, right. Interesting. It's a Papa John's effect, bro. Well, whatever, dude. But the point is, is that... And then, you know, people are like, oh, I see them talking about it here, here, here, here, here, here. And then, you know, I never get mentioned in it. We never get mentioned in it. It's weird. It's weird. Yeah. Anyway...

Yeah, this guy belongs. This guy should not only not be deported, he should be executed. You lit an American citizen on fucking fire and then you're on video doing it and you fan the flames. Like, what does it take? What does it take here? Like, how are we going to allow this? How is that allowed? How is that allowed?

How could we have a civilized country where people can commit crimes of this nature and not be held accountable in a very quick fashion? Like how he's getting more right. This dude's getting more rights in that woman at a hundred percent. And how I don't upside down. I don't understand how we could call ourselves a civilized society and all this shit, dude. When this is allowed, that's not civilized, a civilized society that,

is made civilized by the understanding that if you act uncivilized, there will be accountability to those actions. And because the law hasn't been enforced, which by the way, we all paid for, because USAID sent the Soros Foundation and his charities $200 plus million to

okay, to then be turned around and fund the election campaigns of district attorneys that will not press charges against minorities or violent crimes. Why do they do that? Because they want these neighborhoods to be destabilized, all right? So we paid for these people like this, this immigrant, migrant, illegal migrant to come across the border and kill

American citizens, we pay for that. And then there is no punishment for them whatsoever. How can we call that a civilized society? Because people get away with murdering each other. How is that civilized? A civilized society is one that has very harsh punishment for crimes like this. And because the punishment is swift and harsh...

We end up in a situation where there is no crime. Okay. So people like this and people think I'm crazy when I say this, this man was caught on camera, undeniably setting another woman on fire who then died.

With that kind of evidence, there should be no fucking defense. There should be no due process. And all the attorneys that are my friends are cringing right now. But sorry, dude, there shouldn't be. Okay? There should be an agreement that if you do heinous things and the evidence is overwhelmingly true and there was witnesses and everything, then it should be like 60 days before this dude's getting beheaded in public. Yeah.

And then if we did that and people knew that, we wouldn't have these things happening. We just wouldn't. We wouldn't have our women having to look over their shoulder everywhere they go or be in fear. We wouldn't have downtown urban areas where you can't even go even though you pay fucking tax for it. We wouldn't have that shit. We'd have a civilized society.

So if we want a civilized society to exist, we have to understand that the punishments for not being civilized have to be quick and harsh and intimidating to keep order in society. That's the truth. The only way it works. Nobody wants to fucking talk about it, but that is the truth. It would be nice if we could, you know, all get along and sing Ring Around the Rosie and fucking...

Hold hands and shit, but dude, that's not reality, man. I would love it to be that way too. I would. I would love for everybody to get along. I would love for there not to be criminals. I would love for everybody to have a big heart and care about people. But there are people that are evil fucks.

And we should handle those people appropriately so that we can minimize the damage they do in society. 100% man. 100%. Now, I mean, to your point about accountability, uh, that's why I want to check in with Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna. Um, because in that same hearing with those same mayors, uh,

She's turning them over to the DOJ. Let's check this clip out. So you don't believe that banning the transfer of individuals into ICE custody for the purpose of civil immigration enforcement encourages illegal immigration into Chicago? Or how about agencies, sorry one second, or agents not being able to stop, arrest, or detain individuals based solely on their immigration status or administrative warrant? So we comply with all laws, local, state, and federal.

To me, after this line of questioning, it's very clear that these policies that you have all implicated are active and alive and well in your cities are in direct violation with U.S. Title VIII, Code Subsection 1324, and is a federal offense. But you all speak about a broken immigration system, and yet here you guys are aiding and abetting in that entire process. I want to be very clear about something.

Open border policies, which is something that you guys are talking about, hurts people on both sides, meaning the people that are coming here illegally and then American citizens as well. I do not think you guys are bad people, but I think that you are ideologically misled, which is why, unfortunately, based on your responses, I'm all going to be criminally referring you to the Department of Justice for investigation. And as soon as I leave here, these will be going over to Pam Bondi.

I'm not doing that in an effort to bully you guys, but I do believe that your policies are hurting the American people, and you can make that known with the evidence that you can present to the Department of Justice. But if you guys continue doing what you're doing, you're not going to help anyone. You're going to hurt more people, and that's exactly why I'm tired of it, the American people are tired of it, and, Chairman, I yield my time. Would you yield your last minute? Yes, sir.

Yeah. I mean, that's great and all, but what's going to happen from there? I mean, I'm getting kind of tired of the strongly worded letters and, you know, we're going to turn it over for investigation. And then when we bring the people in for investigation, they say things like, I can't recall, or I'm not sure, or I can't remember, or I don't know what 1% of the budget actually equals. Right. Right. They are allowed to dodge all of the questions anyway. So,

What difference does it make? And I commend, you know, Miss Luna for doing that. That should have been done. That should have been done years and years ago. But what really is going to happen? What's really going to happen? How long is it going to take? How many more Americans are going to die for any fruit to come off that tree? Bro, doesn't it piss people off?

That these people side with the criminals. Doesn't it piss? These criminals have more rights than the American victims that they hurt. Well, bro, that is a communist. That's in the communist manifesto. That's fucking in Sal Alinsky's book. That's in 1984. This has been written about for a hundred years.

And people, dude, I don't know. I'm starting to think it might be worse than what we think. Yeah. Guys, let us know down in the comments. With that being said, let's get to our final headline of the show. We got headline number three. Exclusive, Senator Bernie Marino introduces bill to ban foreign flags on Capitol grounds.

Have you seen this? No. So this just came out today. Senator Bernie Moreno out of Ohio has introduced legislation to ban the display of foreign flags on U.S. Capitol grounds. Breitbart News has learned exclusively. Moreno, he's a legal immigrant from Columbia, right?

who came here to the United States as a child and then built an impressive auto dealer chain business before his election last year to the U S Senate. He told Breitbart news that flying foreign flags like Ukraine's in Congress is offensive to Americans. Quote, when I came to this country as a child, I swore allegiance to America and America alone, which is why it's so deeply offensive to me to see elected officials flying the flags of foreign nations like Ukraine and the halls of Congress. Moreno told Breitbart news quote,

We swore an oath to the American people. We would always put them first. Let's start acting like it and stop sending billions overseas on endless wars when average Americans are struggling. So, um, he just introduced this new bill is called the allegiance act.

which will make it illegal for members of Congress to use official funds to purchase any nation's flag other than the American flag, but also prohibit the display on Capitol grounds of a nation's flag if it's not the United States flag. And like this was, you know, one of the biggest things is a picture. This is when Zelensky, you know, had the privilege to address our issue.

are congressmen and women and senators and you got Pelosi and the vice president then vice president Kamala Harris holding a signed Ukrainian flag, you know and assigned by all of the people Kamala's face bro getting the money look at her fucking face. Oh, she's ecstatic. That's disgusting She's got this smug ass look on her face like looking at her people in the chamber Look what we did. We're so strong. I

And brave. We're going to get paid so much. That's right. That's what she's saying with her fucking face. Yeah. Fuck the American people with her face right there. That's what she's saying. Thoughts on? I mean, dude, yeah. All flex. Yeah. All flex. Bro, more than flex. You know those stupid fucking pins they put on the lapels? Yeah. That too. Bro, listen. Dude, listen. There's too much foreign influence in our government. There's too much federal aid that goes to anyone.

Alright, the fact that we're sending a single dollar to any government is insane. The fact that we're sending a dollar to Ukraine after what's happened is insane. The fact that we're sending money to Israel who is bought their leadership or some of the richest individuals in the fucking planet.

Okay, that's insane. Well Israel can lobby directly to our politicians. No problem It goes further than that then we have a number of the United States government who are dual citizens with Israel How is that? Okay. How is that? Okay How do we allow dual citizens of any country to make the decisions about our country that makes no fucking sense? There's no sense. Okay, and

We all know why we all know why it's allowed. It's because of the Jeffrey Epstein type shit that all of these people know about. And, you know, the leverage and the blackmail and all the dirty shit behind closed doors that we don't ever get to see. Um,

It's insane, dude. And dude, it's not America first. It's not America first to send our tax dollars anywhere else, but to the benefit of our American citizens on American soil, especially when we are in the state that we are currently in. It's bullshit. It makes no sense. And dude, this isn't an attack on fucking anybody. This is an attack on...

What's actually happening in our country to where we have people of dual citizenship making decisions to finance the agendas of other countries that they happen to be a citizen of. Like, that's not something that.

Is very american and and people are waking up to it for sure You know i'm very glad that it was talked about on all these channels because now we're starting to get somewhere Yeah, and I love the way that it was addressed too because it wasn't like how some of these people do which is like Oh, it's a fucking jews. No, it's not It is the fucking leadership. It is the government. Do you agree with what our government does?

No, most of you don't. Okay, so does that mean it's all Americans? Anti-Americans. Like, bro, it's a lazy argument. Yeah. It's a lazy argument. It's a low IQ argument. It's a low IQ argument, bro. Here's what it is. It is this. It's evil people at the top and evil people rise to the top because they're willing to do whatever the fuck they have to do to get to the top. And, you know, of government is what I mean.

And dude, these people make these decisions and then they hide behind all the good people that happen to be citizens of their country or members of their faith or lineage. And they say, oh, you're criticizing me because I'm Jewish. No, we're criticizing you because you're blackmailing our government and making us as American taxpayers have our fucking backs broke so that we can send money to you.

Like that's what the problem is. It's not about the citizens. It's not about the Jewish people. It's not about that. It's about what their actual names are. Who are the people that made these decisions? What are their names?

What are their actual names? Let's stop generalizing these groups and start identifying the actual individuals who are responsible for the perception of all of these things that aren't true. Who's engineering all of these social movements? Who's... Who writes the script? That's right. Who's writing the script like I posted on my Instagram the other day? Like...

I think we had it in the show too. But the point is, guys, is that if we want to solve these problems, we have to be articulate with our arguments. And I know that sounds comical because I'm not the most articulate person all the time. I can be when I need to be. If I'm sitting in a meeting or whatever I got to do, I can do it. But we're talking as friends here. Okay, this is backyard bullshit talk. That's how we do it here. And the truth of the matter is, is we shouldn't be sending any money anywhere.

There should be no influence outside of America in our government. We shouldn't be generalizing entire races of people or Ideologies of people we should be looking at the people who are responsible for the illegal actions both in the past and present and Who's compromised by that and we should identify all those people by name instead of making generalizations about entire and that's how they did it when when when Ian Carroll was on Rogan He did it that way, you know

Theo Vaughn did it that way. Like, these guys are starting to talk about it in, like, the right way of how it can be addressed. How it can be productive. Yeah, because, dude, the truth of the matter is, is like, you know, and a lot of Jewish people are starting to speak up because, dude, what they're doing is creating a dangerous environment for regular Jewish people. It's creating real hatred. That's right. And, dude, that's a big problem. It's dangerous. And it's almost to the point where they're like, it seems like...

Don't know bro. I think I think this shit is so deep and I think it's so dirty and I think that people don't comprehend What the leaders of some of these countries are willing to do to their own people in order to create a certain perception so they can get what they want and if I'm looking strategically at what's going on with the Israel situation and with the

you know, relentless bombing of Gaza. And I know people of Israel feel very strongly and people have strong opinions on both sides. I understand that. But when we look at it from a geopolitical place,

Most every country besides the United States of America is fucking pissed at what Israel is doing. Okay. And they continue to do more and more and more. Netanyahu is completely like, fuck you. We're going to do what we want. Fuck you. We're going to do what we want. Fuck you. We're going to do what we want. And we have to ask why that is. And I think there's two reasons why. I think there's three reasons why.

I think one, they've got nuclear weapons, so he knows that. So there's always that. There's a fail safe. Right. Two, the American government is literally their fucking slaves. Okay. So anytime that they truly need money or military assistance or whatever, they've got shit on everybody in the government. So they get it. Okay. And third of all, you know, and this is the darkest one that I come up with. And this is not...

This is just an option of, you know, my job as what I do for a living is to evaluate where the options are going and what the outcomes potentially are. And, you know, when I see a leader intentionally doing more and more damage to their own people's reputation, that makes me think that there's potentially something

It's potentially being done on purpose. And so then I have to ask, okay, why would that be? Why would they do that on purpose? And then I started looking around and I see, okay, we've got three something billion Muslims and we have 14 million Jews, right? And you're pissing off all of these 3 billion Muslims, right? And so it wouldn't be very hard for the entire Muslim sect of the world to cause real damage to Israel very quick. And then we look at, you know,

that an entire three generations, two generations of men have been removed from Ukraine. And Ukraine is one of the most natural resource rich countries in the world. It just, it's, in case you're not following what I'm saying, what I'm saying is they could be potentially creating a situation where they are making Israel unsafe for the Jewish people.

and then potentially relocating them there and then holding it as the Holy Land, but not where they occupy. Right. And then using it for the trade channel and everything that they're trying to create over there. Looking at it in that lens, it also makes sense why they're continuing to try to drag out this Ukraine war because they're not done yet. Yeah, and they haven't finished killing all the men. And, dude, it's just, I think these people at the very top of the chain are,

Right.

Like we've had to hear for the last fucking 20 years. Or, you know, black people are all criminals. That's not fucking true. Right? This ideology and this identity politics has seeped so far into our culture that we can't even make friends with people and tell jokes and do the things that we've always done to connect and bond and...

be united, right? Like what unites people, bro? Humor. That's unites people. Common interests unite people. So if they made it illegal for us to tell jokes to each other, didn't they just eliminate a bonding mechanism that we have as men? So we've had all this identity politics jammed down our throat and now we've trained the public to collectivize

people into races instead of just good or bad. Right. Right. And like, dude, that's that's what we're dealing with here. And now you can see why they've done it, because it's something they're trying to engineer or manufacture. And I wouldn't put it past Netanyahu and all these dudes at the top of Israel and the World Economic Forum to kill as many people that they have to, no matter who they are, to get what they want to achieve the goal. Yeah. And so, dude, I think it's very important

I actually think it's very important for regular Jewish people to

to call out the corruption that's happening and say hey we don't agree with this because dude that's what's going to squash the anti-semitism and actually get people focused on solving the real problem which makes everybody's life better 100 does that make sense it makes perfect sense like like dude you know they're into i feel like their government is intentionally creating anti-semitism for a political reason 100 and i feel like the the jewish people could squash that

Because dude every Jewish person I know personally which is quite a few they're all like yeah, fuck that dude Yeah, they don't like this shit either. It's a strategic play that they've done many times right like we had this conversation with about the LGTQIA+ community right with the pedophiles, but it's the same play and like you know if people that you know are in that group and

They need to come out and speak and say, hey, I'm not with these fucking pedophiles. Yeah. Because the hate that you guys are complaining of, you're getting more of it because you're not separating yourselves from the real evil and issues. And so, dude, when everybody starts, when it becomes mainstream, like it's starting to now. Yeah. That-

Israel's Mossad was very fucking evil and how they blackmailed pretty much the entire fucking world. Right. Using children and and and rapes and like. So when when regular people don't stand up against that and say, hey, we don't fucking agree with that and they stay silent. What happens is, is people start to think, well, fuck,

Maybe it is all of them. And that's where the dangerous shit starts to fucking happen. So it's unfortunate and it's frustrating to watch because people are good or bad, bro. It doesn't matter where they come from. It doesn't matter what their race is. It doesn't matter. There are good people in every group and there are bad people in every group. And sometimes good people find themselves in a bad group and vice versa. And the way that we get around all of this is that we stop generalizing things

The actions of a few onto an entire race or group of people and we start to actually hold the individuals personally accountable, the people who are pulling the strings, the people who are making decisions, the people who are coordinating the outcomes.

Until we identify who that is by name and hold them accountable, this play, meaning this generalization play that is being forced on us through identity politics is going to continue. Yep. 100%. My guys, jump on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. That being said, let's get to our final segment of the show. As always, we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck. This is where we bring a headline in. We talk about it. It'll get one of those two options. So,

You did baseball cards growing up? I did. Like trading baseball? Yeah. What about Pokemon? No. That was after my time. That was after your time? Bro, I was 20 years old when Pokemon started going on. Really? Yeah. Oh, okay. But you know about Pokemon? Sort of. Yeah. Right? You have a little bit of knowledge. I don't know. I know I don't have any knowledge of it. I know it's like a little cartoon thing.

I know there was an app one time that brainwashed everybody into finding invisible Pokemons. That was a weird time. Yeah. I mean, you see people running around like, it's like, dude, come on, man. They were doing the Naruto run, bro. Yeah. Shit was weird. Yeah. So no, that was after my time. Okay. We did straight up baseball cards. I get it. Well, this kind of takes a little bit of a Pokemon thing. I don't know how you feel about this. Thumbs up at dumb as fuck. Headline reads...

A Cheeto shaped like the beloved Pokemon Charizard is auctioned for $87,000. That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life. It's been a minute since we've had it. Somebody actually paid that? Bro. So a Cheeto shaped like the beloved Pokemon Charizard has sold at auction for a total cost of $87,840. $87,840.

The Golden Auction House listed the snack as sold on Sunday. Quote, presented is a three-inch long Flamin' Hot Cheeto. That's my nickname sometimes. Huh? That's a nickname sometimes.

Three-inch long, flaming hot. That's right. That's your nickname, huh? Watch out. I believe it. In the shape of the Pokemon Charizard, affixed to a custom Pokemon card and encapsulated in a clear card storage box. The auction's description states, quote, it was initially discovered and presented sometime between 2018 to 2022, so it's vintage, right?

by first and goal collectibles. The Cheetos surged in popularity on the social media platforms in late 2024. 60 total bids. The winning bid was $72,000 plus a buyer's premium. So this is the Pokemon character. Okay. Okay. That's the Cheeto. I mean, it does kind of look like it. Go back. I mean, it looks just like it. It looks like a side view of him for sure. 87 grand. Yeah. Huh?

Yeah, you like those, the hot Cheetos? Oh. I ate one of those earlier. Dude, I could have fucking made some money real quick. I mean, that's a big fucking Cheeto, bro. Or maybe it just looks big because there's nothing next to it. But, I mean, that's an odd-looking Cheeto for sure. I mean, it's unique. It's unique. It's unique. I don't think I'm, you know... If I pull that out of the bag...

Yeah, I would definitely think it was I would definitely think it was weird. Yeah, look at this fucking thing But you're not paying that's my pretty fucking high to like figure out that that's that dragon Yeah, the munchies is what was going on yeah 100% and he's like you know what this looks like holy shit, dude This looks what's his name cheetos are cheetos are it yeah, this looks like the fucking dragon for Pokemon hmm, you know

Now, Andy, I mean, you've admitted you spent money on some dumb shit before. No. Not that dumb. That's a real rich person. Yeah, bro. Yeah. That's stupid booty. That's truly. That's Elon Musk owns that. Elon Musk probably bought that. Yeah. That's that's Amazon rich or fucking Elon rich to throw fucking 87 grand in a Cheeto. A fucking Cheeto. Yeah. Good. Or fucking one brain cell stupid. Like it's one or the other.

Babe, what happened to the house? Listen, listen, I know. Yeah. But look at this fucking Cheeto though. All right, well, we're giving it, man. Authenticity. I mean, it looks real. I mean, it looks good. I'm a capitalist. Okay. So someone who was able to identify this as somewhat valuable and then sell it is pretty impressive. So I would say thumbs up. Now, what if it was bought with USAID money?

Objective like it's stupid. Yeah, it's true, right but like there it's it's kind of brilliant - it's like fuck dude Like I wouldn't think of that. I would just ate the fucking Cheeto. I'm gonna be digging through my bags now. Yeah You ain't no Cheetos. No, I do. I'm still gonna be looking for something. Yeah me the way I would ate the head first I'm going wings first, bro

Wings and then that long tail right there. Yeah, because it looks like his dick. All right. That's why you would eat it. Guys, you heard it here first. Yeah. That's all I got, man. All right. All right, guys. Don't forget to help us share the show. Don't be a hoe. Share the show. Where'd it go? Hmm? It disappeared. What do you mean? Oh, you fucking stole it, motherfucker. You fucking stole it. Why are you coming to me? Because I fucking know you stole it.

You fucking... Man, fuck you guys.