892. Andy & DJ CTI: Anti-ICE Protests In LA, Simone Biles Apologizes To Riley Gaines & Elon Musks Hints That Fall-Out With Trump May Be Cooling Off
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Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for. Yeah, let's get right into it, man. We didn't get a show out this week, very simply because I didn't have a voice to record the show until today. So we had Summer Smash last weekend, wasn't able to record because we were doing a live show.

for calling and then I lost my voice until today. - But we ain't no hoes, we're gonna post the show. - That's right. - Yeah. - So what's up? - Oh man, yeah, I'm still recovering too, man. That was a great fucking week though. - Yeah. - It was a great week. A lot of exciting things. Most amount of people I think we've ever fit in the parking lot. - Oh yeah. - But it was fucking, it was sick, man. It was sick, it was a great time. Lil Jon was cool.

T-Pain. Yeah. Two friends. They were all cool. Yeah, it was an awesome week, man. Yeah, the live podcast was cool. Got to be on Bustin' with the boys. That was good. I thought the live podcast was fun. Yeah, no, that was fucking sick. A lot of people were asking about that. Plenty of comments on that for sure. Oh, yeah? What'd they say? Like, it'd be a good idea to do, like, a live podcast. We just did one.

They want more. They want more. The people want more, man. What kind of comments are we getting? Yeah, like we should make that like a thing, you know, to do like a rolling tour of live Relay of Pop. You mean like we've been talking about for like the last two years? Yeah, yeah. It's a good idea. I agree. It's a great idea. No, it's definitely a good idea. Yeah, no, I think it was sick though, man. It was really cool. You want to tell everybody how you got nervous?

Oh, I mean, you know, it was my first time. You know what I'm saying? I forgot that you don't go in front of crowds. I'm always behind the stage. I didn't even think about it. Always behind the stage. Yeah. And like, and the crazy thing is like, it didn't even hit me until like I stepped on the stage and I'm like, shit, there's a lot of people here. Yeah. There was quite a few.

But no, man, it was cool, man. You know, pop the cherry, so we're good. Bro, I don't even think about it. Well, Andy, you've been doing it, though. I know, but I'm just saying, I didn't think about it so much. I didn't even think that you would have a problem with it. Yeah, no, it was a cool experience, though, man. I really, really enjoyed it. I think the people enjoyed it. And, you know, we might have to take that idea up. Yeah. But it is CTI, guys. You know, let's catch in on what's happening around the country.

Remember, if you guys would like to see what we talk about here on the show, we link all of these articles for you guys. Do your own research and check out what we're seeing. You can always come check us out on the tube and follow along with that, man. But before we get to our headlines, I got something I would like to take on. So we saw this pop up. We do talk about this on the show. You have talked about this specific thing plenty of times. And so it's interesting to finally see it come into fruition, I guess. Yeah.

Gen Z is taking adulting 101 classes. Is it as dumb as it sounds? So apparently there's a lot of colleges, universities around the country right now that are offering these adulting 101 courses to teach young people how to be adults.

Is it? Let's dive into it. Well, I mean, it depends on what they're teaching. 100%. Yeah. Like, you know, pronouns and shit. Like, are they teaching real stuff? So let's dive into this. Universities are capitalizing on Gen Z's apparent lack of knowledge of budgeting, personal health, and general happiness, offering classes to fill in the gaps. Generation Z typically referred to as those who were born between 1997 and 2012. Apparently,

need help with adulting. According to the University of California, Riverside, quote unquote, adulting encompasses learning how to succeed with basic needs, being ready for a career and learning financial wellness. So they're navigating the complexities, the complexities of,

of everyday life as an independent adult. Not only is UC Riverside teaching the youth how to adult, but so are at least four other institutions. Newsweek reported Michigan State University and nonprofit JCI Santa Clarita have similar classes, while CBC News reported on two Canadian universities that are doing the same.

So Michigan State held a class, held monthly seminars in 2024 to conquer real life skills like resume writing, building credit, building healthy relationships, even cooking basics and making jellies and jams made for made the cut for the adulting one on one course. Yeah, we'll be we'll be. Is this cool?

Mean we do talk about this right, but I mean I think we usually talk about it like maybe the many jellies and jams or Adulting okay, I mean I do like jellies. Yeah, we all like them, but I mean is that is that it yeah? No yeah Resume writing I mean dude the the things that they're that they're trying to teach are things that

Can easily be discovered with it's like they're getting desperate to teach classes. Yeah, that's what it feels like he's signing up for the liberal arts shit no more Yeah, or really anything because no big companies value What the communists take over of high-level universities in their curriculum? What's been happening for the last 20 years where they subvert and teach children young adults the

Opposite of reality they teach them that competition isn't real that idealist Thinking is the right way to think opposed to realist thinking that the world will bend to your will That you know things should be this way and if you pout they will become that way You know everything should be fair you're entitled to quote-unquote equity none of these things are real and

Because the universities have pushed all these things including things like you know There's 47 genders and all this other shit. They've lost complete credibility with all of us out here in the real world Yeah, and because people are unemployed now right like they go out to the fucking real world. They're not unemployed They're unemployable. Yeah, right because they have no skill set right so now you have a group of young kids who

Feel wronged by the system, which is how they're supposed to feel that's how they want them to feel who feel that they need to rebel against the system and Rebelling against the system to these kids is Trying to tear down any parts of the system that are based in science fact mathematical reality and general truth and so We these these kids were built on

to be rebellious and to be little soldiers of the communist ideology for the last 20 years. And so when they're taught the backwards of reality, their whole entire lives, they have no idea how to operate or function in reality. And so,

These kids want to be mad about it, which they should be, but they should be mad at the people who taught them the shit they taught them. Not the people who are operating in reality who understand truth and fact and science and mathematical fact. So, I mean, according to this, I feel like this is just a desperation move to collect some money.

Because the truth of the matter is all the information that you would need to quote-unquote adult That is probably taught with far less bias and far more truth is available on the internet From other people who are teaching these things. There's a lot of wisdom on the internet There's also a lot of fake wisdom You know people who just read quotes and like talk about shit versus guys who have their people men and women who have their own critical thinking and experience to talk from so it's just I don't know dude, like

There's a lot to it, but at the end of the day, these kids have been failed and they're going to have a hard time. Dude, last school year they were doing the fucking classes on Taylor Swift. You know what I'm saying? That was a real course being offered at a lot of schools. That was offered at Harvard. Yeah, right. Right. Right. And so, I mean, it is an interesting move, man. I don't know. I think, I mean, even in the class wasn't like, how did Taylor Swift become a multi-billionaire? Let's study your model. It was like,

It was some ridiculous bullshit. Yeah. So, um, it's a little, a little too late. Like I said, I mean, I think it's, we got to hit the kids when they're like fucking middle school. Well, and by the way, why, where are these kids? Parents? Like these parents don't teach them how to adult. You know, that's what I, yeah, it's all fucked. I mean, a lot of, a lot of people are, a lot of people will never be able to overcome the propaganda that they've been fed. They're going to see it as truth. They're going to see it as reality. Um,

And they're going to go through their whole lives wondering why the world is completely opposite of what they're taught. Never putting together the idea that they were intentionally handicapped through the training that they received for their entire lives. I mean, think about that, dude. Like, think about what it would be like to be told that everything you were taught in school was actually the opposite of what you needed to function at a high level for the purpose of control.

That sounds absurd because you just went through 12 years of grinding to get to this point. There's no way that that could be true, dude. That's conspiracy theory. That's you're insane. That's a hard thing to convince people. You know what I'm saying? Like when they, it's kind of like doctors, doctors go to school for 12, 16 years, and then they assume they're smarter than every single human in every single area of life. And you ask them why? And they're like, Oh, I went to med school.

You know, like, okay. It's hard to convince people the truth when their identity is embedded in a different reality. So, yeah. I saw, I thought it was crazy guys. Adulting 101. Let us know what you guys think down in the commentary, man.

Got a lot of stuff to cruise through. Yeah. It's hot. Because here's the other piece. It perfectly leads into our first headline. Those unemployable people then become activists. Yeah. And that's what we got going on right now. So let's talk about it. Headline number one, guys. Let's go to California. It's burning once again. Anti-ice protests spread across country as unrest in L.A. continues into fifth day.

Let's dive into it, man. Let's just jump into this. Anti-ICE protests that erupted in Los Angeles over the weekend have spread to cities in at least 12 states from New York to Chicago, Portland to Dallas. The smaller copycat demonstrations come as L.A. has been roiled by protests since Friday in response to federal agents. They are arresting illegal migrants, including violent convicted criminals and gang members.

More than 30 protests alone were planned across the country Monday in support of David Hereta, President of the Services Employment International Union of California, after he was detained during Friday's ICE raids. He was released later Monday. So, so far, none of the demonstrations outside of L.A. have matched the size of those in the City of Angels protests.

uh, where 700 Marines and 4,000 national guard members have been deployed by the Trump administration to maintain order and help protect federal personnel and property. Um, borders are Tom Holman said the Marines were needed to quell the protest, uh, which have been occurring in pockets of downtown LA and neighborhoods in South central Los Angeles. And I want to make this, this a quick point here too. Uh,

Because I think this is important for everybody to kind of just keep in mind, right? It's not the entire state of California. It's the same play that happened here in Ferguson, right? Yeah, where they had six blocks. Right. Where some disturbances were happening. They made it seem like all of St. Louis was burning down. Exactly. Everybody I knew that wasn't in St. Louis was texting me saying, Are you okay? Are you okay? Be safe. Right. You got your guns loaded? Be strong, brother. Yeah. We're praying for you, dude.

Yeah, dude. That's what it was like. It was the same thing. It's the same thing they did in Seattle with Chop, or Chaz, or whatever the fuck it was called. You know what I'm saying? We're talking like... Well, clearly, the entire... Listen, this is intense...

Look, it's the same thing that happened with George Floyd. It's the same thing that happened in Ferguson, like you just said. They amplified a small group in order to instigate larger groups in other places. Right, right, right. And I'm not saying that it's not bad in those spots where the shit's happening, but by no means is it fucking the entire state of California or the entire city of Los Angeles. Right.

But it is bad in those areas where it is happening. There's no doubt about that. You got, again, 700 Marines being deployed by the orders of President Trump. They're being deployed to California to help control riots, you know, and that's

Dude, it's so crazy because it is like deja vu. It is literally deja vu. Remember the CNN anchor talking about mostly peaceful protests while the shit was burning right behind him? There's another slip up. There's an LA News anchor. He sparks fury for calling rioters a bunch of people having fun watching cars burn. So this guy right here, okay?

Jory Rand is his name. He's given some commentary. There's a clip. Let's check it out. Large group of people. It could turn very volatile if you move law enforcement in there in the wrong way and turn what is just a bunch of people having fun watching cars burn into a massive confrontation and altercation between officers and demonstrators.

Yeah, they're just watching cars. They're having fun watching cars burn. You know what I'm saying? Bro, bro. You know, I thought about this too, man. Like, all those climate activists talk about, you know, caring for the environment and shit. Meanwhile, all their fucking bad commissions coming out. Well, I mean, dude, it's the same thing. Those are the people setting the cars on fire. That's right. And it's the same thing that happened during George Floyd.

COVID's killing everybody, but the protests- Safe. Yeah, safe. Everybody ignores all the hypocrisy. And it's nonstop. It's nonstop. Kamala Harris jumped in on this. She made a statement from the office of Kamala. I don't know where her office is, but she has an office. The office of Kamala Harris. Yeah.

But, yeah, I mean, and she's basically, like, you know, putting some fuel to the fire down there, saying, quote, protest is a powerful tool essential in the fight for justice. As the LAPD mayor and governor have noted, demonstrations in defense of our immigrant neighbors have been overwhelmingly peaceful. I continue to support the millions of Americans who are standing up to protect our most fundamental rights and freedoms. Yeah, so keep going. Keep burning the shit down. It's mostly peaceful. Well, I mean, she's called for it openly before. Mm-hmm.

You know, there's times where she said, you know, that the civil disturbances would not stop. They won't stop once she's in office. Like, she's an instigator. She's a Marxist. Yes. She's a Marxist.

And she's been called out by, by, you know, the sheriff down there. Now there's, here's an interesting take. Okay. Because I found this video. It's actually been going viral right now on world star. It's a Mexican American calls out the protesters in Los Angeles. Let's check this clip out and let's, let's, let's hear thoughts on this. So let me get this straight. Just so I could clarify it. You don't want to go back to Mexico. You're protesting to stay.

away from Mexico, but you're waving the Mexican flag and you're waving it with pride. You're waving it in the United States, the country you're trying to stay in, the country you don't want to leave, but yet you're waving the Mexican flag with pride. That seems normal to you. That seems logical. That's not stupid at all. None of that's stupid.

Alright, you guys you guys are embarrassment to the Mexican culture and to the United States culture You guys are embarrassment to everybody around you and you should be ashamed of yourself do better Well, I mean, yeah, it's actually called an invasion When you go into a country that you're not allowed to be in and you wave your own flag Usually those people are killed because they're it's called an invasion So that's what that's called secondly

I wonder how many of these people are actually from Mexico. I wonder how many of these people are actually Marxists that are being paid to do these things. You mean like once you take the pool noodles away and the trash can lids and the mask off. Yeah. Like how many of these people are just regular, you know, these communist...

George Soros recruited dorks that have been paid to go out and do some of this. Well, dude, it's so interesting. You get what I'm saying? Oh, 100%. It's just like whenever George Floyd was happening, bro. A lot of the people out there were not black people. There was a lot of black people who were like, bro, that dude was a fucking criminal. Well, not only that, bro. We go back to fucking Ferguson, man, where I think it was like 68% of the arrests were people that were not even residents. From here.

of bordering states. Right. Like, I mean, they were bust in. They were nowhere, like nowhere near home. Okay. Um, and, and you talk about the level of organization again, like I've seen Ferguson. We've, I've seen the round of George, George Floyd's bro. And I remember you got trucks dropping off pallets of bricks just on the, on the fucking side of the street. Like,

How did those get there? Who paid for those trucks? Like you got to trace that stuff back. And again, it's deja vu, but we're seeing the exact same things happen. I got this clip right here. I would like to introduce. So this is a clip for those are audio. You want to check this out. This is a clip of a black pickup truck pulling up.

And literally unloading gas mask off to the crowd, off to the protesters, off to these fucking rioters. I'm not even calling them protesters, not protesters, the rioters. All right. Literally dropping off these fucking mask. And just for context, these masks, I looked them up. They cost sixty dollars a piece. OK, they're not cheap. We're not talking fucking, you know, the covid mask people were wearing. These are expensive masks used to fucking avoid gas and CX gas and shit.

Let's check this clip out. Describe where it just feels like something's going to happen and you're waiting for it to happen. Let us clarify because we've been showing a wide shot and from a different angle, a whole lot of officers on the other side. And who's fucking around there instigating violence, preparing for violence. And let's look at the people around all of these people. Okay. Um,

They look like exactly who I just described. They look like white little skinny fucking dorks who've never been punched in the fucking face. That's what it looks like. That's what it looks like. I don't see, I mean, maybe like these two guys here on this side could be maybe Mexican or something. Like the guy in the blue hoodie there and then the gray hoodie. Maybe. Maybe that guy in the blue shirt with the hat on. But most of those people are fucking white. And you could tell even at a distance.

So very pilled, huh? Pale skin for sure. Yeah. No tan. Yeah. They're definitely, I mean, they're not look bro. They're who we say they are. That's a ginger right there. Yes. That, and that thing in the back of the pickup truck is the, is the epitome of what we're talking about. These are weak, confused. They've never been strong in their whole life. They've never done anything real in their whole life. Their whole identity is to oppose the system when they don't realize they've been swallowed up by the system. Um,

And, you know, it's usually big mouth, fat loser, incapable people who do this. They've never had to deal with any physicality ever from anybody. And, you know.

They're gonna fuck around find out and I'm gonna like seeing it. Yeah, they are and do I saw I saw I saw some really good footage that made me smile like the police were running through on horses and had a big stick and they were just beating shit out of people you see the one the guy get fucking hit in the face with a rubber Yeah, and then and then they were like that then they were like arguing the cop and the the the dude was like aren't you supposed to protect and serve and the cop looks at him like

You're just trying to kill us, bro. Right. Like, these people were fucking bitches. You know? Like, fuck the cops until they need the cops. You know what I'm saying? And then it's... It's, um...

You know, it's the same play they always pull. They bait you and bait you and bait you. It's just like these little dorks with their cameras, right? Right in your face, talking shit, running their mouths, doing it, and then you punch them in the fucking face, and then they act like they're the fucking victim, right? And that's their mentality, dude. It's weak little fucking twigs, bro. And dude, I don't think America's going to put up with this shit anymore. I mean, I don't know what the national temperature is on this. I've seen everybody talking about it. But let's be real, bro.

These people deserve to get their fucking skulls cracked. Oh, yeah, okay real talk. No and you know People who are arguing for you know this not to happen and saying Trump's attack No, this is what needed to happen a long time ago. These these people are not supposed to be here. They're breaking the rules it's getting amplified by this other communist element and

And there needs to be an example made. And that's reality, bro. And do the other piece of it too, because I saw Tom Holman. And by the way, who the fuck called this? I've called this years ago. Many, many times. That we're getting to this point? Yes. That we're going to get to a point where they try to create a situation where...

We are fighting against the illegal migrants and they try to suck everybody else up into that. So it essentially ends up being illegal migrants and then all the protected classes, you know, the LGBTQWXYZs,

you know, any pox, right? And everybody against fucking white people. Americans. Yeah. And that's what they're going to try to spin this into. Oh, yeah. It's coming, bro. And, bro, I've talked about this two fucking years ago, three years ago. No, it's definitely coming. We got clips. We got clips. Put the fuck clips in. You guys think, you know, George Floyd was bad?

Wait until this summer when it's the migrants versus the citizens of the United States. And you're forced to join in because there is not enough police and there is not enough military to handle the millions of migrants that have been let in. What kind of chaos do you think will happen when those riots start to pop off?

Have you seen the acceleration of the promotion of these crimes that they are committing across mass media? That is a ramp up. They are starting to ramp up migrant crime, just like they ramped up police officer crime against black people in 2020. Now they're doing that with migrants against citizens. And what they're going to try to do, in my opinion, after observing this starting to ramp up, is to create a riot situation all summer long, total disruption.

that the American man and citizen is going to have to participate in. That's right. It's going to ignite a bunch of debate. People are going to pick sides. It's going to become the next thing. And then the next thing we know in June, right on time, we're going to have migrant riots where military age males from other countries who shouldn't even be here are running up and down the streets,

our shit up it's definitely coming because i mean again like we're seeing we're seeing the same place but it's amplified and there's i think there's more money being dumped into this from from that side to really push it um but you know like even just on the the migrant situation real quick because i saw a tom homan talk on this

And he said, you know, basically, like, you know, people got to understand what's actually happening when it comes to these, you know, migrant deportations that they're trying to implement. He's like, the thing is, like, we want to get them in the jails. We want them in the courthouse. Right. Well, we're already there. It's very simple. Safety is taken care of. Officer safety and migrant safety, keeping them, you know, I'm saying all cool, but they don't want that to happen. So then we got to put manpower together to go to their house.

oh, well then we don't, you know, they don't want us to do that. Then we have to put manpower together to go to their homes or go to the jobs or whatever they're working. It's like, that takes more resources if you just let us grab them from the jail. Like, let's just let them get them where they're at, where they're already at and just get them out. And it makes no sense. But the organization behind what we're seeing right now, I do, I did some homework on this and I would like you to, I like to introduce you guys to an organization called

Called No Kings. OK, no kings dot org. You guys can go here yourself. So this website popped up. This is a this is one of the big dogs. And apparently there is supposed to be a national protest on June 14th. OK, now this is this is on the website. These are all the registered hosted protests across the country on June 14th.

Cool. Okay. Literally everywhere. We got a bunch here in St. Louis that's going to be coming through. Cool. D.C. I mean, they're everywhere, right? The Red Stars are like the, you know, I think it's over. Well, I mean, that looks like a perfect opportunity to round everybody up that shows up for every single one. I mean, it's very organized. Yeah. You look through their partners, right? You just go through their partners and who they're, you know, who all is contributing to this. And you guys will see some familiar faces. Yeah.

You got Black Voters Matter. They rebranded. You got Bernie Sanders is up in there. Chicago Women Take Action, Common Defense, Blue Wave America. ACLU. ACLU. You got to have that up in there. Bulletproof Pride. Oh, so basically all the causes I just mentioned. Yeah. Exactly what I just said. They're all in there. I mean, this is a dim list. I mean, this is a long list.

And they're in there. And so I started doing some dive, you know, some diving in on this and there's no Kings. And I found that like, I mean, dude, they've been planning this since April 30th of 2025. This was a document that was created that has their host toolkit and what they give out. And like, okay, well, I mean, who is this organization? Where do they come from? I guarantee you before, I don't know anything about it. I guarantee you it's two white nerd communists or white,

Marxist people? Yeah. Well, I mean, the majority of their funding is coming from an organization called United University Professions. They also received a large amount of funding from the Jewish Voice for Peace's funding network, which is an NGO monitor. So the Jewish Voice for Peace is funding... In partnership with UUP, is funding No Kings national protests.

Which is designed to protest what? No kings. I think they put it out saying that they've defied our courts, deported Americans, disappeared people off the streets, attacked our civil rights, and slashed our services. The corruption has gone too far. No thrones, no crowns, no kings. Okay. That still doesn't say what we're protesting for. So you're...

That's what we're having insurrection. That's what sounds like. That's what it sounds like. Now, hold that thought because I got something on that. All right. I know if I were to organize a nationwide protest, they would call it an attempted coup. Yeah, right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Hold that thought, Andy, because I got something for you. But you do a little dig in on UUP just briefly here. UUP member services trust fund. They have a trust fund.

They quoted their revenue for 2024 as $4.76 million with William E. Showerman as the head organizer trustee of this organization that was established in 2008, or at least they received their taxes in status in 2008. And you dive into a little bit of who William E. Showerman is. And it's very, I mean, it doesn't take much to look into it. He went to the Frankfurt School.

which is known as a leftist synagogue, if you will, in Germany, where he explored the intersection of reason, radicalism and the rule of law. You look into the Franklin Frankfurt School and you see that I was founded by a guy named Felix Wheel, a Marxist researcher who, you know, you see it there for yourself. It's interesting. Full circle jerk there. Yeah.

But your point of insurrection, right? Because this is what's interesting, right? Like you remember, you're good. You remember J six. Yeah. Right. The insurrection is, you remember the Dems crying that there was no national guard, right? But now they're complaining that we got national guard coming in for this insurrection that's happening in LA and across the country. And they finally got one to squirm and ask him that in front of a camera.

Let's check this guy's reaction. Now you mentioned that you want to have the National Guard withdrawn, you don't have the National Guard even involved in this. You also mentioned the insurrection, so to speak, on January 6th. That was back when the National Guard was pulled back and was waiting for a long period of time. And then there was a big investigation that was put into that. And people said, where's the National Guard? We're having all these rioters who came into the Capitol. Where is the National Guard? Then

All of a sudden, here we have the National Guard that was put in there because there was, let's face it, a lot of rioters and a lot of violence that was going on there that you're calling peaceful protesters. A lot of people didn't see that on the TV screens. So either you don't have the National Guard that didn't come in on time on January 6th, or you do have the National Guard where there was violence. We did see it on our TV screens. What do you want? Wait a second. So on January 6th, I was here.

There's 50,000 people outside. They were scaling the walls, scaling the walls. They were bashing in, breaking in with members of Congress, members of Congress trapped in the gallery, including myself. They did not bash and break in. They were let in. And there is literally hundreds of pieces of video that show that they were let in by these mystery people who were all dressed in black and

Who happened to have the keys? What about all these people who came right into the place where they apparently smashed and grabbed and break into and then walked over and shook the hands of the police? Yeah, right. After they were handcuffed, walked over to the other police officers, then they fist bumped after they're out of handcuffs and they were let go. So, so.

Who were those people? Right, right, right, right. Okay, so let's not raise our voice and act like, you know,

I love how these people try to weaponize what has already been exposed to be untrue. Not only that, Andy, he's exposing himself because, okay, so members of Congress are more important than the actual Americans who have to live while those rioters are fucking, you know, destroying the neighborhoods, burning down their fucking cars, setting the cars on fire. Of course. Like, that's cool. Well, of course they are. That's fine. But Lord forbid, Lord forbid we get some protesters in J6 to protest these fucks.

that's a problem bro the violence at j6 was committed allegedly by fbi agents undercover yeah right how many cars are burned in j6 i don't think any i don't think about one not one not one you have you have a bunch of people

Literally guiding them through. They fucking walked in through the fucking guide ropes. Yeah, right. Like they were taking a tour. Sweet little old lady. Oh my God. High school field trip, bro. Let's finish right here. Like we didn't watch the whole thing. Yeah, right. You know what I'm saying? Like, like, like it was like. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see. Let's finish what he had to say though. Here we go. Including a lot of the people here. Like that was a, a, a dire situation where the police.

were run over. People were beaten with... And the difference is Speaker Pelosi asked for help. Very different situation. And here's the thing. Donald Trump is the one that was actually inciting that.

And here's what's also going on. How many police officers have died in L.A.? Zero. How many people died on January 6th? Five. How many people were their heads were beaten in here? At least one or two or maybe more. That's a lie. There was like so when people say that it's like it's Democrats are being not consistent is completely wrong. Next question. That's fucking total lies, bro.

That is total lies. The only person killed at January 6th was Ashley Babbitt, who was shot. And honestly, dude, she was trying to crawl through a window. I don't know what the appropriate thing is, but she was unarmed and she was shot by a government official. And he received a fucking award for it. There was no other fucking deaths. Okay?

People did not get their heads bashed in with fire hydrants or fire extinguishers like they initially tried to say. And this guy's hanging on that narrative to prove the point. And then to like what you said, so that's more important than this? Bro, these people are clowns. They're clowns. Look at that. Yes, look. There we go. Right there. That's who we're dealing with. Listen, dude. We are dealing with the weakest, fattest, least physically capable people

dumbest, ugliest people. And that is just reality, bro. They don't fit into society. They've been told all of these things. They believe they're the quote unquote revolution. They've read some Karl Marx, maybe. They, you know, like these people think that, and by the way, they've been allowed to think that they are the superior people, that they are equipped for what they're calling for. And dude,

What they fail to realize is what I've said on this show, and I believe I said this years ago in these clips. The minute that the leash comes off of the American people and people understand that, like, OK, these people intend to fucking hurt us and capture us and kill us. All these people are going to get wiped out.

And we cannot continue to tolerate these people because in every instance in history, when they've been tolerated, it has resulted in the deaths, the genocide of tens of millions of people. Okay? That's what happened in the Holodomors. That's what happened in the Bolshevik Revolution. We are in another Bolshevik Revolution currently. All right? So these people need to be dealt with the proper way now.

And I don't really give a fuck what that looks like. I don't care if that hurts people's feelings. I don't care about anything other than these people do not belong here and these Marxist people, they don't belong here either. Like, they don't appreciate America. They don't want to be a part of America. They want to burn America to the fucking ground. And I think that anybody that goes into any country across...

the globe and says, hey, I'm here to destroy your country. What's going to happen to them? They're going to deal with that. They're either going to put them in prison or they're going to make an example of them. And we are far past allowing these people to gain any more power than what they have currently. Otherwise, we're putting ourselves voluntarily into a very dangerous situation like

We can't allow these people to continue to get power, to continue their agenda. It needs to be squashed. Because, dude, the minute that they have the fucking ability to squash it, they're going to. They're going to, bro. Just need a few of them, man. That's going to go home. Just got to do a few of them. A few of them what?

Impale them. Yeah. Dude, listen, dude. That's a lot of the impaler questions. Do you really think that that woman that you just showed on the screen who's five foot tall and five foot wide, for those of you listening, she's wearing an abolished ice shirt. She's probably- She's got a belly button. She's probably 35, but she legitimately looks 55. Okay.

Okay, she's wearing the colored glasses and all the shit the fucking rainbow sandals. She hasn't shot I mean dude listen when do you think she took a shower last but it wasn't today Okay, I don't think it was yesterday. You don't look at it. Oh, yeah, so But these are a friend of mine calls them the unfortunate Okay, they are the unfortunate meaning

They're disgusting human beings and they can't fit in and they're they're they're involuntary. You know, they're incels there and then they don't fit in anywhere. So this is their purpose. And they've decided that, you know, because they've been picked on and bullied and made fun of their entire life, they're going to fucking take it out on everybody else. And, dude, quite honestly, I'm fucking tired of it.

Like unleash the motherfucking hounds, bro. Do it because these people are completely out of line with reality. If the regular American person was allowed to handle this, however they see fit. And the American man was told, Hey, we need your help.

let's fix this this will be over in five minutes because the first person of from their team that was legitimately like fed into a wood chipper

And they got to see it. It all stopped. It's over. Yeah. That's enough LARPing for me today. Yeah, that's right. And like, dude, the punishment hasn't been harsh enough for a long time. It's been tolerated for a long time. Their disorder and their destruction and their language and their untruth.

And everything that they stand for, it's been tolerated. And, dude, they're unreasonable demands. That's the key that I think people need to realize. You cannot reason with these people. There is no middle ground with these fucking people. Yeah. Like, we have to remember that, bro. Yeah. They don't care. Yeah. So why should we? I agree. I mean, I don't know, man. Well, I mean, I came to that conclusion a long time ago. Yeah. I mean, I think people forget that, man. I don't know. But, guys, let us know down in the comments, man, what you guys think about this conversation.

Let us know like bro. I saw this video on you know, the nature videos that are on the internet like the graphic nature one Yeah, which I don't like nature's metal cuz yeah, but I don't like those because like dude I don't like seeing animals get killed, but I saw this one yesterday where this crane In those you know what a crane is like it's a fucking bird, but it looks like a flamingo. I'm not pink. Yeah, I

had flown into this tiger encampment all right and there were seven tigers like bengal tigers and by the way did you know that a tiger can kill a lion super easy no i didn't know that tigers are way more vicious than lions really yeah they said that in and and 90 of the time a tiger will kill a lion and fight geez yeah i didn't know that i didn't know that either yeah so apparently

tigers pretty badass yeah i like them they look nice yeah so uh they're much bigger than lions too i didn't realize that they're longer same height but longer but um they anyway this crane flies into the into the uh little enclosure right and the lions are all kind of like looking at or the tigers are all like looking at it and they don't know what to think and they're kind of like

fuck this nigga doing? Yeah. And in this, this thing starts getting his wings out and he runs up and they all kind of go back and you know, he starts to realize, Oh, maybe they're afraid of me. And so he does this like two or three times where he flaps his wings and

And finally, on like the fourth time, he runs up there and the fucking one tiger just grabs him. And bro, they all ripped him apart in like 20 pieces in a millisecond. And that's what this reminds me of. That's what this reminds me of. Deer in headlights. Yeah. Like these people are so ignorant to what they're doing. They don't realize that they're poking the motherfucking bear, bro. And one time that bear is going to turn around and swipe them and they're going to lose their fucking heads. Mm-hmm.

It is what it is, man. Guys, let us know down in the comments. That being said, let's go see what some of y'all motherfuckers are saying in the comments. Let's go check these out.

This first comment from Michelle Moretz, 6680. She says, I hope your next video is on the L.A. riots and what is expected to happen in the next six months. They are testing response times. This is the start. This breaks out in multiple cities, and that's what they want. Our forces stretch too thin. Yeah, you know, I said that two or three years ago. So you've been listening to the show for a long time. Yeah.

Yeah, thanks, Michelle. She's not wrong. No, you're not wrong, man. You're welcome. This could have all been avoided if we had stepped up years ago. Yeah, for sure. Let's go to another one. We got Chris Ryan, 512. Andy, he has something for you. Andy, my lightsaber is at your service. Is that the same guy? No, it's a different guy. We've probably got a couple in the comments. He looks like he might have a lightsaber. Oh, for sure he has a lightsaber. What is that? Is that a yellow belt? But Andy, I don't think he's talking about a lightsaber.

Yeah, I think he's talking about his lightsaber. You know what I'm saying? It's okay, Chris. We're good, man. Yeah, I'm good on lightsabers, bro. Keep that thing concealed, baby. You got a permit for that thing? Oh, it's just red. Yeah.

Let's go to the next one. We got Harps902. He says, never trust a dude who doesn't like cars. Paul eats corn on the cop anyways. That's a fact. That's a fact. Paul sucks on the corn. That's how he thinks it works. I don't like cars and I suck my corn.

That's a fucking fact, bro. That's a good comment. That's a great comment. That's in the guy trophy. Yeah. We got one more ghost of you. 13. He says, I see Andy allowed DJ to drink the fancy white man water instead of the Pizante water. Always treat them a little better in public.

Hashtag shit. Well, you know, we all make mistakes. Oh, shit. Y'all caught me slipping. Dude, hey, listen. I'm going to be real, bro. I'm going to be real. I don't know who put it out there. I appreciate whoever did it. But I'm like, oh, damn. You got a little peppery step that day, huh? I'm like, shit. I'm like, all right. That's what's up, dog. I appreciate whoever. I don't know who did it. Thank you. It was delicious.

Guys, we appreciate you. You never had water taste like that before, did you? No, dude, it was good. Yeah. It was good. That's right. That's what it tastes like? Yeah. All the time? Yep. Fuck, man. Yeah, man. I loved it, man. Guys, we appreciate you for being real-ass fans. Fuck, it caught me. Is he shy? Fuck, man.

You want to treat him like white boy again? Show him my cards. Oh, shit. Guys, keep liking. Keep commenting. Keep subscribing. Make sure you guys hit that bell notification on YouTube. Stay up to date with the latest drops from Real AF. So you said you want me to treat him like that white boy? That is not what I said. You want us to give him Fiji? No. That's not what I said.

Oh, man. Oh, fuck, man. Guys, let's keep cruising, man. We got more to cover. Let's go to headline number two. That was pretty funny. Headline number two. This was an interesting little tit for tat that resulted in an ending I was not expecting. Let's go to headline number two. Headline number two reads...

I apologize. Simone Biles backs down and Riley Gaines spat. Calls for fair competition. Have you? I mean, listen, we don't typically get in the gossip shit. That's not what we do here. I'll gladly get into this one. I like Riley Gaines a lot. Yeah, and I don't like Simone Biles. All right. Well, I mean, this is a good start. Good start to the headline, too. So let's jump into this. Let's dive into this. See what transpired.

No pun intended for trans.

Let's dive into this, man. Simone Biles apologized to Riley Gaines on Tuesday for their online spat over trans-identifying males in women's sports. The Olympic gymnast adding that she believes the current women's sports system is flawed. Two athletes clashed on Friday when Biles attacked Gaines, seemingly out of the blue, calling the former University of Kentucky swimmer a sore loser.

and telling her to bully someone your own size, which would ironically be a male. So let's see how this started, all right?

So Riley, she's an OG. She's freaking phenomenal. Yeah. She retweeted a post from the Minnesota State High School League. So they posted this, this tweet on June 6th. Meet Champlin Park, the class AAA softball state champions for 2025. Right? Very, you know, off, whatever, cool. Problem is, this...

You mean the one that's a foot taller than all the other ones? You mean the one that's massive compared to all the rest is actually a boy? That's a boy. Oh, shot. That is a boy. I was definitely confused about that. Wait, can I be a little racist? Can she see the ball when it comes?

Ling Ling, hit the ball. I can't see. There's something wrong with you. I'm sorry. All right. So they posted this, all right? But now they posted this, and then they had to turn the comments off because they were getting some heat.

So that's what Riley Gaines called off or called out. She reposted that saying, comments off, LOL, to be expected when your star player is a boy. Yeah, I'm sure the fucking kids hitting like four home runs a fucking game or some shit. The Bay Root down there, man. Fuck. But for some reason, Simone decided to jump in on this. All right. She decided to jump in. So she replied. By the way, this is high school fucking sports. Softball, yeah.

And you still parent, let the kids play. This is not kids playing. This is competitive sports. This is not fucking T-ball. Yes, T-ball is kids playing. T-ball, the kids don't even know. Some of the kids, they cartwheel before they get to the fucking bases and shit. Yeah, they're fucking picking flowers and shit. Like, they don't know what's going on.

This is where we figure out if your kid is like, you know retarded or not. Yes, right like can your kid play baseball? Is your kid it was hard it yes Right. That's where we figure it out. It's the truth. Okay, I Didn't fucking I might have said it a little differently than you're used to hearing but it's still the fucking truth. I

Like shit man some kids are made for picking flowers. That's it. They're kids are made for sports the fucking pit There's a video of a little fucking kid. It's like t-ball, bro. He's like running home from third base Yeah, like dancing and cart. That's okay. That's cool. That's okay But we don't change the whole fucking game of baseball to make that kid the star no no no get that motherfucker off the field Get some finger paints we got one Oh

Don't say it. It's real though. We're talking about real athleticism here. Don't let him have the glue. Fucking eat it. Mom, I like the strawberry crayons. Simone jumped in on this. She immediately tweeted out right after that.

saying, bully someone your own size, which would ironically be a male. Yeah, because Riley Gaines is fucking huge. She sat right there, dude. I mean, just for reference. Like, come on, man. That's an actual dude. Yeah. That's who she had to fucking be. Riley's not like a big girl. She's a petite athletic woman. Yeah.

So Riley, Riley clap back. She said she replied to that tweet saying this is so disappointing. My take is the least controversial take on the planet. Simone Biles being a male apologist at the expense of young girls dreams didn't have that on my bingo card. Maybe she could compete in pommel horse and rings in 2028 to which Simone clap back at Riley Gaines. You're truly sick.

All of this campaigning because you lost a race. Straight up sore loser. You should be uplifting the trans community and perhaps finding a way to make sports inclusive or maybe a transgender category in all sports. But instead, you bully them. One thing for sure is no one in sports is safe with you around. Yeah. First of all, so these young girls are having to compete with boys aren't being bullied. Right.

Right. It's not bullying for a change. It's not bullying for Leah Thomas, whatever it was, Robert Thomas, whatever the fuck his name is. Sure. Because he was 700th place with the men and he gets in a pool and wins a national title. That's not bullying. You know what I'm saying? It's not bullying to be in a locker room with your dick hanging out in front of a bunch of other girls. That's not that's not bullying. I mean, I don't know. I think it's.

I think that's what it is. And on top of it, Simone Biles gets a lot of, I mean, yeah, okay, she's an amazing gymnast, blah, blah, blah. She's got a terrible attitude. She always has. She fucking flaked out of the Olympics for fucking quote unquote mental health. She's always been super woke. She's always been super political.

it shut the fuck up and do your thing. Like, you know, and by the way, you're out of fucking touch with where the narrative is, which is why she apologized. She didn't apologize because she apologized because she was like, oops, I guess the culture's moved. I guess that wasn't the right one. Yeah. Right. And if, if, if culture had turned around and destroyed Riley Gaines, she wouldn't have fucking apologized. Shit. No.

Fuck no. Yeah, she's she's right. I think she's a terrible human. Maybe I'm wrong Maybe she's not but she certainly has some people around her that have her head filled with some bullshit Oh, yeah, bro. Well, I mean that's the thing. It's like I look at it like this like what a waste of an opportunity You know I'm saying because the truth of matter she's a great athlete Simone Biles was a great athlete great gymnast right does well and

And like you literally just sold your entire base of young women that like, hey, it's okay to let a boy compete against you. Yeah, not only that, I'm pretty fucking sure that if you competed against men in anything, you're like, isn't she like four foot six? Yeah, she's super small. Like she's very tiny. She's a gymnast. Yeah, like if you competed in any male sport against a male, you're going to get hurt. Four eight. Yeah, I mean, she's tiny. Good Lord.

Yeah. 804 pounds. And just for discussion's sake, Riley Gaines is 5'5", 136. Yeah. So not huge as a man. She's not even a big woman. Yeah, right. Right. Nowhere near average, man. I think people think she is because of that picture. Well, most swimmers are tall. That's what I think. Yeah. I think people think that because of. But no, I mean, yeah. She's not like fucking abnormally tall. So here's her tweet. She was fucking killing it.

Here's a tweet. I wanted to follow up from my last tweets. I've always believed competitive equity is

Yes, you were. You were.

My objection is to be singling out children for public scrutiny in ways that feel personal and harmful. Individual athletes, especially kids, should never be the focus of criticism of a flawed system they have no control over. I believe sports organizations have a responsibility to come up with rules supporting inclusion while maintaining fair competition. They are already inclusive. If you're a fucking boy, you play on the boys' team. Right. If you're a girl, you play on the girls' team.

If you're a boy that dresses up as a girl, you play with the boys. Wearing a costume doesn't make you fucking Batman, bro. Again, where are all the little trans girls competing in the fucking boys team? Why is that? Why don't we never see trans girls competing on the boys team? Don't have it. If it's all equal and fair, then why do we not see that? Why aren't they dominating the boys sports? Because everybody knows.

Everybody knows she knows. Oh, I was not advocating for policies to create a you know, compromise fairness and women's sports Yes, that's exactly what you were doing it. You were doing it for social and political clout You thought you were you misjudged the culture and you don't understand because you live in a little bubble of Celebrity and you don't understand that people out here fucking tired of people like you running your fucking mouths about shit that you don't have to deal with. Yeah, I

Real shit man. Yeah to me. It sounded like a word salad. She sat down. I was like, okay I screwed up. What should I do now? Yeah, right a long paragraph that should sound like okay Maybe I'm apologizing but I'm still okay on the other side and that's how did she write the tweet? Yeah, because these people eat themselves bro, because they can't they she's been woke enough to where her anybody who's still supporting her is usually of that mindset and

And now she's pissed off both sides. Okay. And that's the problem with cancel culture in general. All right. And it goes on both sides. All right. I, I am not an advocate of cancel culture. I don't think it's right, but I am an advocate of people taking responsibility for the things that they say. If you said something stupid, apologize for it. Uh, but, uh,

Mean it. She doesn't, you know, I don't know. That doesn't feel, it feels like she's walking the line. Yeah, for sure. If you read it from a neutral standpoint, it feels like she's trying to please both sides. Yeah, well, you can't please both sides on a topic that is very clearly black and white issue. All right. It ain't 50-50. You know, she says, oh, the system is flawed. No, the system isn't flawed.

You're thinking about the system as flawed. The system is actually very perfect. Has been for a long time. You know? Has been for a long time. I mean, dude, look. There are girls that wrestle with boys. And there are girls that are... It happens. Yeah, sure. Okay? But to make that the rule? No. Well, I mean, yeah. You know?

I mean, you don't see... Here's what you don't see. You don't see fucking girls wrestling with boys and then her winning and the boys being like, oh, that's not fair. She's a girl. Go play with the girls. Yeah, right. Like, they kind of are like, fuck. I guess I should get better. But, you know, I mean... They're bullied for the rest of their life. Dude, there's very... Listen, there's very few sports like that. Yeah. There's very few sports where people could compete on a somewhat level playing field. I mean, I really...

I don't even think wrestling is a good example because that's an exception. That's not normal. Those are all exceptions. That's what I'm saying. Like if I have to lift weight with Tia Claire, I would lose. Yeah. But she's an exception because she's like a specimen. Yeah. So that exists in almost all sports. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think. Man, let us know. With that being said, let's finish off with our third and final headline. Let's do a little follow-up.

On the biggest breakup. Ever. Ever. Yeah, ever. Elon Musk hints that explosive fallout with Trump may be cooling off after Prez wishes him well. So we talked about it.

A lot has changed since our last live show. Has it? A little bit, maybe. I haven't been, I'm asking because I haven't been paying attention. Yeah, a little bit. Tech mogul Elon Musk signaled Monday that his white hot public feud with President Trump may be starting to cool off. Quote, we had a great relationship and I wish him well. Very, very, very well actually. Trump told reporters at the White House Monday in a clip reposted by ex-influencer ALX.

Let's check this clip out. Are you going to get rid of the Tesla and the Starlink service that you have here at the White House? No, I haven't heard that. I mean, I may move the Tesla around a little bit, but I don't think we'll be doing that with Starlink. It's a good service. Where are you going to move it to?

Move it around. What do you mean? I have a lot of locations. I got so many locations that I don't know what to do with them all. Did you ever see Elon Musk get physical with the Treasury Secretary? No, I didn't. I did have an argument, but I didn't see a lot of physicality there. There was this New York Times report that he did not want to talk about.

Elon Musk that alleged that he towards the end of his time in the White House was blurring the lines between recreational use of drugs and medicinal. Do you think he ever had drugs here at the White House? I really don't know. I don't think so. I hope not. Look, I wish him well. You understand we had a good relationship and I just wish him well. Very well, actually. Yeah. Oh, man.

I don't know, bro. I feel like when somebody like Trump says, very well, actually, even after the fact, that kind of means I'm going to fucking destroy you, bro. Well, Elon Musk replied to it with a heart. This is what I mean. I mean, maybe. Yeah. I mean, maybe. It would be nice if they would not allow their egos to make us look fucking stupid, which I think has already happened. Mm-hmm.

Look, man, Trump's not the fucking animal that people make him out to be. He's a classy, regular dude. The media runs his name through the mud. They make him sound like a fucking idiot. He's not an idiot. He's a very intelligent man. He's a good man. And, you know, I don't know anything about Elon. I think Elon is... It's hard to read, too, man. Well, I think Elon is a little bit, you know... I mean, bro, he's the richest guy in the world. So, like...

There's a different mentality that comes with that, that you and I and everybody else is never going to really understand. So, plus, I think he's a fucking super genius. So, like, when you're the richest guy in the world and you also know that you're smarter than everybody and the evidence proves it, you're going to walk around with a big ego. It's going to be hard for you to take direction from literally anybody. And then you have Trump, who has also lived a very...

successful life who's done a lot of things who has a lot of experience and rightfully so he also has a large ego because he's fucking earned it yeah okay and those two personalities it's very rare that two personalities like that can coexist and

without one of them not really caring about their ego. Like they have it, but they're like, bro, I don't fucking care because the mission's more important. Right? Then when that happens, egos can coexist. But it's, you know, I said this would probably happen. And, you know, and I definitely, after watching it,

For the last few days, I don't feel like what I said on the last show about it being an intentional play. No, I don't think that's what it is. I think it is what it appears to be. I think it's two guys with very large egos. That's not a knock on either of them.

Having conflict and sometimes you know like dude something like real talk sometimes those end up in even stronger relationships Because you look at someone you're like fuck I was being an asshole and he's like girl I was - it is what it is and then you end up coming to a better understanding of things. Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

I mean, Elon taking it straight to Twitter, that's a terrible move. You know, like, that's kind of a bitch move. You know, where I'm from, if you got a real problem, you solve it off the internet. And then if you don't solve it, you just fucking don't say anything. You know what I'm saying? Unless you start getting attacked. That's what I said, dude, because, I mean, even if... And then you let them have it. But, like, dude, Elon started the attacks. Yeah. You know, and...

You know, and also, you know, there's another side to this. And our job is to explore all the sides, you know. And by the way, when I say Trump is what I, you know, like everybody gets pissed when I talk about Trump, whether I talk about him good or bad, which is like it's a fucking testament to our.

To our inability to think critically like I don't have to like Everything someone does to like them as a person. That's not how I am I can very easily look and bro. I think that's what makes me an effective leader I can very easily look at any one of you guys or any of these people around here And I can say that was a huge fuck-up. Yeah, you fucked up that does but I don't carry that in I don't like that person right and um, you know

Think people don't have the ability to do that anymore to be objective. Yeah, and they just say hey I don't like that decision, but I like that person or I don't like that person But I like this decision, you know And those are those things don't always go together and like dude I I know enough people that know Trump that I trust I mean one of my fucking business partners is one of his best friends, you know and and I trust him very much and

And I believe that Trump's a good man, like a really good man. I believe that he makes some decisions sometimes that maybe I don't agree with. But I don't fall into one of these camps where someone's like... Like the guy last time on the show. Oh, I'm tired of Andy shitting on Republicans. What are you talking about? The only people I shit on are the Marxist, far-left, fucking useless, wasteoid dumbasses, which we all can't stand. Right. Okay? So...

But if I see Republicans doing something goofy, I'm going to say, hey, that's not fucking good. You know what I mean? Like, where have we been? Where have we lost this? Like, where have we... All or nothing mentality. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I don't know, man. I think...

That's a very dangerous place that we've been manipulated into, and I think it's intentional. I think cancel culture was created by the elite cabal to divide people and get people to argue about literally everything and make them believe that if you're either in this camp or that camp and you can't see anything good in the other camp, otherwise you're a traitor to that camp. And dude, here's what I say. Simone Biles is learning that right now.

Okay? And that's not right. I don't like Simone Biles. I think she's mouthy. I think she talks about dumb shit. Bad attitude. Terrible attitude. I wouldn't even let her work here. She would not be allowed to work in this building. That doesn't mean that I can't say she's being caught up in the bullshit. Right. Because she is. Yep. Okay? Um...

Where she's going to be too woke for the right and not woke enough for the left. Yeah, and you're going to be left out in the middle. And dude, you know what? Sometimes when you're left out in the middle, you start thinking for yourself. Maybe that's what's needed. Well, I mean, that's what happened to me. If she uses that opportunity, it'd be a good thing for her. I mean, listen, dude. Over the last 10 years of podcasting,

I've pissed everybody off. There's been things I've said that every single listener of mine has been like, I don't really agree with that, but they know my heart and they know my intent and they know where I'm coming from. And luckily I have a gracious following that is willing to understand that we don't have to fucking agree with everything. Someone says to like someone, you know, and that's what America used to be, dude. Like everybody used to be like that. Like those of you guys who are young, uh,

You know, when I was growing up, dude, up until probably I was like 22 or 23, the way the world was, it was that way. It was, yeah, fuck, dude. That's fucking, you know, that's Bob. He's kind of a dick, but he's a good guy. He's a good guy. Yeah. And you just learn to tolerate people. And it was some of your best relationships were with people that you didn't like at first. And then you end up like understanding their character and you understand their

What they're about and then you know some people you learn more about it like I definitely don't like that But like, you know Yeah, but but not everybody gets put into the category of shit bag because they said one or two things off off Off base like bro. I saw this comment yesterday About me like from some dude Doesn't know me never met me that he goes he goes he goes that dude is a horrible person and

What makes me a fucking horrible person, bro? You don't know shit about me. You don't know what I do off the internet. You don't know about... I don't brag about all the good things I do. You can't brag about all the good things. No, because then I'm a bragger. Yeah, right, right, right. Right? Like, it's like...

Bro, people are just comfortable saying things that are complete lies about people because they didn't like one thing that they said or two things they said. Motherfucker, I am for everybody. Neither is Trump. Neither is Elon. And by the way, neither is anybody who's ever done anything of significance that's ever walked the motherfucking face of the earth. Almost everybody who was ever significant is somewhat polarizing.

Okay. They're not a middle ground person. They're, they're not a half ass person. They're a whole ass person. All right. And they stand on their fucking ground. And dude, this is something that a lot of you guys need to learn in your own lives, in your own, you know, uh, this is getting off into another tangent, but like,

You know, all these guys who talk about authenticity, but their authenticity isn't real authenticity. It's manufactured authenticity. It's acting. Copying somebody else. Real authenticity is not showing extra vulnerability or extra transparency or putting things on the internet that are very personal. That is not authenticity. Authenticity is who the fuck you actually are and then showing it.

Right. And most people can't do that. They confuse authenticity with the manufactured form of authenticity that they think is authenticity, as opposed to learning who the fuck they actually are and what they stand for and having the courage to share that. That's authenticity. And dude, you know, I think Trump is an authentic dude and I think Elon's an authentic dude.

And I think anybody who's on the internet, Dana White's a very authentic dude. You know, anybody who's ever created or led or done something big, they're fucking authentic people, bro. And I'm a big believer that that's why they got in the position that they're in. So, you know, I just think we need to get to a point. We need to get back to a point where we can talk about things...

Critically withoutively. Yeah without saying I fucking hate that guy because of this or that like bro You don't and stop defending everything just because you're yes. God that's even worse That's even worse like the the fucking find no fault. It's even worse I don't know what's worse the people who can find no good or the people can find no fault. I

Both of them drive me nuts. They're equally stupid to me. Yeah. Listen, we're not for everybody, but if we are, pinkies up, motherfuckers. Yeah. Speaking of pinkies up, did we get that sponsorship yet from the beautiful Farm Energy drink that just launched across the fucking country? Yeah, it did. Yeah, that was not an ad. Not an ad. I rallied at the latest board meeting for a few shows to get sponsorships, but I don't think we made the cut. No.

Hey, they got to be more objective, man. I don't think they want to pay for my... I don't think they want me to just keep... You know what? Fuck you guys. Pay me, bitch. You know what flavor sold out right now? Pay me. Pay me.

You know what flavor is sold out right now? Grape? Grape is out now. What do you mean do I know? Yes, I fucking know. It's my own fucking company, bro. Yes, I know. It's stolen, man. It's off the shelves, bro. We knew it was going to happen.

We got to put grape in them little fucking lock boxes, bro. Lock that shit up, man. Oh, fuck, dude. So now I know why they won't sponsor the show. It probably makes sense, guys. It's DJ's fault. Guys, let us know down in the comments, man. You know what you got to do? What? You just got to write a letter in and say, I think you guys are racist. And then we'll get a sponsor. You're racist if you don't sponsor us. There you go. That is it. Then we'll get one.

Nah, man. You know, I know that when we sponsor USC, we're going to be paying for that shit. So y'all motherfuckers better pay me too. Yo, man. Guys, let's get to our final segment of the show. As always, we have thumbs up. We're dumb as fuck. That's why we bring a headline in. We talk about it. It gets one of those two options. Andy, my man, you take supplements, right? No. Right? I mean, just...

massive amounts of steroids that's it yeah i don't even work out yeah i just fucking just mainline juice mainline it yeah fuck yeah yeah straight into the main my dick main mania that's right that's all the problem sponsor me

Right boy, roar! Fuck, man. Do the roar. Fuck, dude. But supplements, man, they're essential. They're great. You found an amazing company that makes the best supplement. That's correct. Right? There's a new supplement out here, and I'd love your take on it. Okay? You got to go to the UK.

Okay, going to the UK, a thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads, British doctors are prescribing poo pills with freeze dried feces for very exciting new treatment.

no bangers and mash eh i mean it's better than the food they got it's about the same yeah same same just in pill form now yeah yeah you just drink it with a bottle let's dive into this man when uh when we dreamt of a magic pill that could cure everything we weren't weren't thinking of poo pills also known as crap seals

But these little capsules packed with freeze-dried fecal matter have recently shown promise in treating everything from advanced cancer to deadly liver disease.

Some even say fecal transplants in which the poop of a healthy person is transferred into someone else could be the key to crushing it at the gym and reversing some signs of aging. But Lord forbid you do 75 hard and drink a gallon of water a day. That is deadly. You'll fucking die. But we can ingest other people's fucking shit. That's completely it, man. Let's drink our own piss too. That's right.

Put that shit out in the sun for a week and then rub it all over my body. Yeah, bro. Yeah. Fucking sun my butthole. Fuck these people. Dude, dude, they're sitting in a room. They're sitting in a room like that show. What's that fucking comedy show where they like have the earpiece? Oh, yeah. What's that show called? Fuck.

You know what I'm talking about? Where they have the- The fan friends. They have the dude out in the public and they're telling- Impractical jokers. Impractical jokers. Yeah. There is a fucking group of fucking elite tyrant assholes that are like, fuck, let's see if we can eat their own poop. Eat their shit. Let's see if we can drink their own piss. Call it crapsles. Yeah. Let's see if we can get them to sun their butts.

Fuck dude, let's see if we get him to shoot coffee up their ass. Yeah, right. Like dang dude. I feel like that's not bad. Listen man. Coffee enemas? Yeah, Reese's feces. Reese's feces. We're probably gonna get sued for that. I'm just saying man, like they're in, somebody's pulling some jokes bro. Let's see if we can get them to cut off their own dicks. Fuck dude. Give them the purple hair dye. Yeah.

Yeah, this is crazy, but there's some research to this so so UK researchers are testing like dude How does that not sound like a joke for real like? I guess I was like real mean like joke you play on your friends that fuck you know fuck dude. He's fucked up Let's see if we get a car first dick. No no no that's too much. No. Let's do it You know like that's some evil shit

You know that they're fucking sitting back there laughing, dude. They're doing it. Look, they're doing it. That guy on the internet that drinks his own pee, he's a fucking op. He's straight up. They hired that dude. They're like, hey, man, let's go on YouTube, make some fucking videos of you drinking your own piss. I bet people will do it. We'll replace it with apple juice last minute. We got you. Bro.

Oh, yeah. The two girls, one cup. Two girls, one cup. That was the predictive programming. That was the start of it. Yeah. That's where it started. Oh, fuck, man. But yeah, so I mean, apparently there's some research to this. I don't know. They're putting freeze-dried stool from healthy donors can uproot antibiotic-resistant bacteria hiding in patients' guts. Translation, someone else's shit could save you from a superbug is their theory. So they had a trial.

41 patients who had recently battled drug-resistant infections were split into two groups. One received three sets of these poo pills over three days, while the other was given placebos. A month later, those on the real treatment were found to have healthy donor bacteria successfully colonizing their guts, a sign the pills may have flushed out the bad bugs. Quote, it's very exciting. Dr. Blair Merrick, the lead researcher at Guy's and St. Thomas Hospital in London, told the BBC.

Quote, there's a real shift from 20 years ago where all bacteria and viruses were assumed to do you harm to now where we realize they are completely necessary to our overall health. Poo bugs, Andy. Poo pills. Bro, imagine what your breath would be like when you burp. Oh, man. Yeah.

That's nasty. Yeah. Brings new meaning to your breath taste like ass. The teeth are already fucked up and shit, right? Like, I mean, there's not really a lot of dental hygiene. Bro, do you ever take like a, like, like a low quality fish oil supplement? Bro, you'll burp that shit up. It's one of the nastiest things ever, which by the way, first forms fish oil does not. It's phenomenal. But,

- Poop pills. - Poop pills. I mean, it makes sense, like putting bacteria, like all-- - The concept makes sense. - Yeah, yes. Putting healthy bacteria into somebody's body, I mean, you know, the one thing I will say to that is that they've known for much longer than 20 years that you needed healthy bacteria. It's just they kept that shit in the dark. Just like they've kept, you know, astral projection, fucking our ability to transmit frequencies to create new timelines and quantum physics.

They lie to us about a lot of shit. And they release it once they know they can make money. Well, they release it once they know that awareness is coming about on its own and they can make money. But, yeah, I mean... Do you want me to order you some? No. You know what? I'm good, man. You're all right? Yeah, it's good. My shit's good. It is. It's good. Literally. Yeah, it's good. I got no problems. Thumbs down on this? I mean...

I'm sure. I'm not sure. I don't know. I don't know what to think. To be determined. Yes. I think it makes sense. Scientifically. Sort of. Yeah. I mean, you know, does the freeze drying process not kill the...

The bacteria in the poop. Because over-processing kills the bioactive fractions of amino acids, which is why most proteins give you terrible fucking burps and gas and all that shit. So, I don't know. I mean, I guess I stand by what I said. The theory makes sense. But I mean, the application of the theory...

freeze dry. I don't know. I don't know enough about that sort of bacteria to say. Freeze dry and poop. Yeah. But I'm sure if they figure out how to do it effectively, it probably will work. Yeah. All right. Well, to be determined on this one, man. Yeah. But I mean, I'll let you guys figure that out. Just let me know when you got it. But guys, Andy, that's all I got, man. All right, guys. Sorry for the lack of shows. We'll pick up back to normal here for the rest of the week. And don't be a ho.

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