We are finally at the halfway point, and our three kingdoms have emerged for sure. You could argue they already had, but now they have names and everything, it's a proper showdown. Hello, Ma Chao, unparalleled warrior. Goodbye, Ma Chao, unparalleled warrior. The Riverlands offer themselves to Xuande on a dishonorably silver platter. Cao Cao cuts off his beard. New friend Zhang Song is the most useless diplomat I can imagine. We got it all.
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