A retrospective on all 180 episodes of Seinfeld being hosted by two guys who can barely run their ow
"Fight for her, Jerry! She's sure as hell fighting for you!" What do you see? A man-child crying out
"You are sooo good-looking." We'll never understand this Good Samaritan business. You don't have to
"She's a Nazi, George. A Nazi!" The Knicks are playing the Bulls tonight! The fate of the world depe
We saw "Fish in the Dark," the new Broadway play written by and starring Larry David! Join us as we
"I can't believe it. I'm a father. I did it! My boys can swim!" Not crazy, funny. Not fat, powerful.
"And you want to be my latex salesman." Game 6. Airport drives. Big Macs. Second spitter theory. Lat
"We all want the hand. Hand is tough to get. You gotta get the hand right from the opening." Why go
"42nd street. Change for the D and the double R, the 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, the C, K, and F train." You don'
"I will show you the Stooges." We highly recommend listening to our discussion of the twelfth episod
"I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman ha
"These pretzels are making me thirsty!" Heat up some Yankee beans and liquefy a batch of cookies bec
"Well, you're as pretty as any of them. You just need a nose job." Come back to bed, you big hairy a
"Well, we're talking with Elaine Benes, adult film star on the set of her new picture: 'Elaine Does
Happy Festivus! Put the Feats of Strength on hold and gather 'round the aluminum pole because we've
"Where are people? You see people? Show me people! THERE ARE NO PEOPLE!" Oh, hello, professor! Pull
"There's elevators all over! Everything looks the same. We're like rats in some experiment!" Purple
"All I said was, 'I like the pen!'" Say 'astronaut' and join us for our dicussion of the fifth episo
"Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid sitting down, opening a book right
"Two hundred seats on a plane, I gotta wind up next to Yukon Jack and his dog Cujo." Prediction...tw
"If everyone who was pretentious was in a mental institution...obiviously THIS isn't a mental instit
