Ep 153 - Too Hot To Handle! Best Of The Icks
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She was saying, yeah, I play rugby. Yeah, I did this. Yeah, I did that. Blah, blah, blah. Sam, I'm building orphanages. Orphanages. I'll kick her in the pool, fam. You're chatting shit, brother. Beautiful people.

Everywhere, everywhere. When that song came out, bro. Everywhere I go. Come on, bro. It was one of those ones where I think Chris Brown was going through like a, it was going from the R&B hip hop phase to like the dance, meshy phase. I'm thinking, what's he doing? We're all thinking, what's he actually doing? Are we sure? Are you sure? Are the consumers sure? What was it? I want to say it was probably the year before Rihanna did a few of them as well.

I can't. She did the, what is the Rihanna banger, bro? The one with Calvin, I want to say with Calvin Harris. Is it with Calvin Harris? Maybe. Or in the members, I'm sure the video, what's it called? Is that Where Are You Now or something like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it Where Are You Now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure it's Calvin Harris. I'm sure it's Calvin Harris. Let me check.

Where have you been? Where have you been? I said, where are you now? Where are you now? Where are you now is Justin Bieber. I'm pretty sure it's Justin Bieber. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where have you been, bro? Where have you been? Where have you been on my life? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she went off. Everyone was going off with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She stuck her foot into that pop world. Chris Ruffalo. Yeah.

Where are you now? We actually sang it. We were so deluded. We sang it.

Where have you been, bro? Where have you been? Yeah, I want to say it was a year or two before. She started slapping a few of them. And then, yeah, when he went into that thing, I remember thinking, what are you doing? And he did, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you remember? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I hate that song. Girl, I want it. I hated that song. I want it. It's actually a banger, but I hate it. It's actually a banger, but I hate it. But to be fair, Beautiful People did bang with Benny Benassi. Bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And...

The video was slapping. With the rejects.

The Rejects were in there, T-Pain was in there. Was he in there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't remember. Everyone was in there because he got one with T-Pain in the studio and he's just some dancing thing. And then they're just going to run on their scooters and just bump into everyone. That video is sick. It made me like the song even more. He just looked like he was having fun. It looked like he has the sickest life. Yeah, it does. Or it did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's a banger. It was a banger. But anyway, welcome people. Hello. Happy Monday. As always, we're happy to see you. Always.

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We'll get back to you. Yeah, we can't lose this. We're too far deep, okay? We quit our jobs. We've got nowhere else to go. So please don't damage our reputation. On top of that, guys, I don't even know what I was going to say. Oh, on top of that, Fwiggs is rocking the SNG logo tee. Cleanest. Character tee. It runs off the shelves. I'm rocking my Pokemon t-shirt. I'll tell you what. Last time I rocked this t-shirt,

I had about 3,000 fucking messages. People asked me where I got this t-shirt. And you know what? At that time, I was happy to tell them. But let me tell you, man, what happened, yeah? Let me tell you, man, the truth, what happens behind the scenes. We've had a big performance of the company who sells these t-shirts. I've got a couple more t-shirts at home. I'm still going to buy a couple more t-shirts, maybe in a few hoodies, okay? I still like this company. I want to give them money. We reached out to the company. After I got all these messages, I thought, you know what? This is annoying me. I'm not going to reply to all these messages all the time.

Let me tell you what. I reached out to the company. I said, guys, what's up? Gave us a little background of what we do. I just told them, bro, I keep getting messages nonstop. All the comments on my TikTok, all the comments on Instagram, keep asking where is this t-shirt from? If you guys want to come together on a little sponsorship thing, a little collab thing, let us know.

and we'll be down to work with it exactly they came back to us in 10 minutes said gang we're down that sounds sick fucking let's do it gas gas gas gas gas I was gas free I was gas free we're like yeah yeah yeah sent them the fees specifics specifics yeah let's just get the money out the way that's what it's gonna cost you we can do this we can do this we're flexible man we wanna work with you guys here you go they came back and said nah we're in pain I said hang on

What do you mean, cuz? What do you mean? I was like, all right. They said, now we don't do paintings. I was like, mm-mm. Okay. You might think you're big time. All right, say less. Say less. Say less. All right. I said, okay, you know what? Maybe this. How about you send us a young affiliate link? Every time someone sends me a message saying we've got a t-shirt, I can just send them straight to you. There you go. Just give me a little something at the top. Let me know if we had wet our beak on this. How many garments we sell for you?

just about five ten percent yeah we don't want to make money off this we want to help you guys exactly yeah we're not we're set um but let's wet our beaks a little bit daddy's thirsty daddy's a little parched let me wet my beak that's hilarious that's a little satin at the top isn't it yeah yeah yeah just give me the crumbs but we'll send all the business your way just give me the crumbs family came back and still said nah

So they want us to promote their shit, but they don't want to pay us for it. So you know what? Guys, if you're thinking, I want to ask James where he got that t-shirt, don't bother, bro, because I'm not telling you. And you know what? On top of that, I'm going to make my own Pokemon t-shirt. And then I'm going to shot them once. So I'm still going to buy from this company, but no free branding. I'm not telling anyone where I got it. No free branding. I'm not telling anyone where I got this t-shirt. I'm going to rock it every week. I'm never going to tell. Funny enough, you say that, because obviously...

I've got the Dragon Ball Z one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can't find it. I swear. I was looking for it on Monday just gone because I was going to wear it to my staff do on top of it because I wore a tee and I wore a shirt on top. You know, I like that. I like the flex. You like the layers. Love the layers. I was thinking because I didn't know what I was going to wear and I was thinking I've not worn that shirt in a while. Let me wear that tee. Fam, I removed my whole wardrobe. Couldn't find it. I don't know where it is.

I don't know where it is and I'm living. I'm going to have to buy another one. You have to buy another one. I can't find my Street Fighter one. I've got a Street Fighter one from now. I can't find that either. I just don't understand because no one else wears that tee apart from me. I don't know where it is. I couldn't find this one for ages. It's the first time I've worn it in time. I don't know where my shit goes, man. I chucked it in the dryer by accident as well. It's tight, tight now. It's tight, tight now. Maybe it's because your boy's levelling up. He's been hitting the waves. I don't want to blow my own trumpet. Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Yeah, man. But anyway, guys, I'm not telling you where I got the shirt. So don't even bother asking. Quick one. Hit me.

Before you do your fun fact, actually no, do your fun fact and then I'll get into it. You sure? Yeah, do your fun fact and then I'll get into it. Alright, say that. Do your fun fact and then I'll get into it. This week's fun fact is about the one and only Dwayne The Rock Johnson. So Dwayne The Rock Johnson is breaking all the records with his new booze brand. Obviously we know Terramana, Tequila, we're big fans of Tequila, so you know.

patterns make sense so terramana has just surpassed 600 000 the 600 000 case mark a record for first year sales in johnson's tequila pipeline in johnson's tequila pipeline is a worldwide expansion in a bid to take over to take terramana global today mexico and america and in tomorrow the world to put in reference george clooney's casa amigos which i didn't even know was george clooney's

um tequila brand sold to diageo for one billion dollars oh my selling approximately 170 000 cases and the rock has sold 600 000 cases first of all i didn't even know casamigos was george clooney's casamigos is a big boy tequila i knew george clooney had a tequila i didn't know i did i can't say the word tequila casamigos is in almost every established restaurant bar whatever swear period

Almost. Almost. I've never, ever, ever clocked that it was George Clooney's. And he sold it to Diageo. For a bill. Billion dollars, bro. George Clooney's caked.

Burt Caked and he's got that Nescafe deal what's that one I've not seen that one well he's in all the Nescafe adverts you've never seen not anymore maybe I have or had but not paying attention there was a stint for a few years I don't watch TV anymore so I don't know true neither do I but for a stint years he was in Nescafe adverts all the time so they must be paying him bags on bags on bags on bags George Clooney's got enough money

The Rock has got enough money. The Rock's got too much money. Like, Jesus. Have you seen the Under Armour thing as well? So all the UFC fighters now wear Under Armour crepes on their weigh-in and all that stuff. Anything press conference wise, they all wear Under Armour. I didn't know. Bro, he's doing too much.

Didn't know that. He's doing too much. He's getting so much money for no reason. Yeah, but I was going to say, unless he's going to run for president, I don't know what more he wants. What does he want? We've literally had this conversation three or four times now. He has to run for governor. He has to do an Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because there's nothing else he can do. He's got it all. He's got everything. He's done the movies. He's done the fucking wrestling. He's done...

not cars he's done tequila he's done every fucking avenue that he wants to do and he's just blowing it and blowing it and blowing it and blowing it I don't understand what more do you want 600,000 cases 600,000 cases in the first year wow that's a lot 600,000 cases the thing is I would buy a case as well I kept saying to you I want to get some Terramana in this bitch we've been saying it since Terramana launched yeah it's impossible to get your hands on

To be fair, now I know they don't even sell it here, so that's probably why I can't get my fucking hands on it. But still, shit the bed, bro. Bro, he's gone clear. I would love to see The Rock's bank account. I wouldn't. That's the last place I want to look. It would depress you. Oh, 100%. I don't think it would depress me. I would want to know if...

Everything I see of The Rock, i.e. on socials, actually weighs up to his account. Oh, it does. We think slash know it does, but I want to know. I know it does, fam. I would know it does. Him and obviously Kevin Hart. Them two, I would just love to see their bank accounts. I was going to say as well, this is an interesting thing as well. In terms of money, do you ever think how much just a million is? Yes and no, because I was...

I can't remember what, which show was I watching? I think I was watching a show because someone else was watching a show and I was just watching them watching it kind of thing, you know? So I wasn't, it wasn't a show I was watching. It was something that someone else put on. So I was watching it now and I think it had something to do with stealing cash and they were wrapping up in bundles and each bundle was 10 bags. And I think they just put two bags together, two bundles together and they were like, this could pay off this, this, this, this, this. And it was one of those ones where

Those three bundles show you what you make in a year or two. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that it? Is that it? Fam, if you think about it this way, if you make 10 grand a month, that's healthy. Of course. If you make 10 grand a month, that's only 120 grand a year.

You say only like it's... I know what you mean. In comparison to a million, that's what I'm saying. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's what I said. It's like, do you ever think how much a million is? Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you make 10 grand a month, you're in the top 1% of this country, bro. Like probably top 0.1%. If you're making 10 bags a month, 10 bags a month, you're only on 120 grand a year. Imagine how much you need to make a million, bro. A million a year. A million pounds, dollars, whatever. Yeah.

No, I don't think I can visualize what a million looks like. You'd have to be on 10 bags a month for the best part of a decade and not spend a penny to get to a million. Yo. It means you're rich for nearly 10 years before you even get one million. Whoa. Yeah, man. That's actually a mindfuck. And you want to look in the rocks account. Not me, bro. Not me. Not me, brother. I still would. I still would want to.

Because I don't know, man. I don't know. It's unfathomable money. It would be. Which is why I don't see why he needs to keep going. Yeah. But some people just need it. Some people can't sleep at night unless they've got something that they're just trying to conquer. I would understand that because we've had this discussion before. I would understand that if like he didn't have a wife, he didn't have kids, he didn't have any of this. So all he's doing is chasing the bag. He's got a family, bro. Bro, I know. How does he make time for this? Some people, he don't sleep in it. Some people convince himself of whatever in it. But it's all about like,

I think you'd have to take a conversation with him personally. And he would have to probably flip it back on you or on us. And then if you actually got to sit him down, he'd be like, bro, no offense. Like, you've got this going on. You've got your own production company. You've got this. You've got that. You've got this. You've got that. Fuck, I forgot he acts as well. He's got fucking energy drink. You've got fucking tequila. Like, you've got everything, bro. Like, why do you keep going? And I feel like all he would have to take is him being like, what else would you have me do?

what else would you have me do? Like, what else am I supposed to do? Apart from keep chasing it, what else would you have me do? To be fair, and then you say like, oh, you've got kids, like sit home with your kids and wife. Is that a joke?

So instead of conquering the world, you want me to sit at home with my kids and wife. They're not really... It doesn't weigh up. Yeah, they're not really... It doesn't weigh up. And props to him though, because to my knowledge in our era, our decade, he paved the way for wrestlers to become actors. I don't know any... Big boy superstars. I don't know anyone else really outside of him that was the pioneer. For wrestling to acting. From wrestling to acting, in my opinion. So I know Hulk Hogan's done little bits...

I think Hulk Hogan was the first wrestling superstar. Oh, for sure. To transition to like mainstream anywhere. Everyone knows who Hulk Hogan is, whether you're a wrestling fan or not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got a tweet about Ric Flair. Remind me later. All right, calm.

I think Hulk, yeah, I reckon Hulk Hogan is the first global superstar to come out of wrestling, to my knowledge. Obviously, you've got stuff like Andre the Giant, but he's like a little bit different. He was like 80s, 70s, 80s, I think. Yeah, yeah, 80s and stuff like, yeah. Hulk Hogan, I think Ric Flair, obviously, I just said Ric Flair. But in terms of the consistency and the mainstream...

The Rock was there, or The Rock is there, rather. I remember Stone Cold doing a few. Triple H did a couple. I remember Triple H did a few. Obviously, Baptista now is, I would say, like the second biggest wrestler to actor. What about fucking what's-his-face? Who? Big Show? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Um...

Oh my God, bro. Describe him. I can't. I hate how my... He's more famous than... It's The Rock than him. It's... In wrestling world? From wrestling to acting. It's... He speaks Chinese. He speaks Chinese? Yeah, it came out recently that he speaks Chinese. He's in Trainwreck. He's in... He's in everything, bro. Like... He speaks Chinese? He speaks Chinese. Where's he from? Is he English? Is he American? Of course he's American. Yeah, he's a wrestler.

Bro, everyone must be screaming at the TV right now. It's fucking... He speaks Chinese. White, black. White. Bro, you're going to... John Cena, bro. John fucking... He speaks Chinese. He speaks Mandarin, yeah.

Fuck. Yeah, bro. John Cena can speak Mandarin. Fuck. Yeah. Fair play. Yeah, yeah, yeah. John Cena, you can't see me. John Cena's famous, famous. I forgot about him. He's an actor. Wow, I forgot about John Cena. Wow, yeah, yeah, yeah. Very true. Very true. He's so jacked, bro. Stupid jacked. He's so jacked. It doesn't make sense. Stupid jacked. Stupid jacked.

I forgot about John Cena. Wow. He's in stuff, but he's nowhere near on the level of The Rock. Oh, no one is. The Rock's gone clear, clear, clear. No one is. The Rock does two, three movies a year. Yeah, he's stupid. A year. He's already got a movie coming out this Christmas with, um, Brother Dad did Captain America. What's his name?

Chris Evans. It came out the other day saying that DC and Marvel are collabing to do a Christmas movie, but obviously it's not DC and Marvel. It's just because... DC and Marvel are collabing to do a Christmas movie. I know, I know, because I think I saw the headline myself. But what a joke thing to say. Why are you begging it? DC and Marvel come together to do a Christmas movie. Oh, The Rock, who's not even made his movie yet, and Chris Evans, who's no longer with Marvel. So The Rock and Chris Evans, then. They've got nothing to do with Eva, and now doing a Christmas movie. Why are you so mad?

I hate stuff like that. I hate click-baity shit like that. In fact, I really hate that because they couldn't be so separate from those brands, but you need those brands to bring that together. Why can't you just say Chris and the

The Rock and Chris Evans are doing a Christmas movie. I'm interested. I'm probably not going to watch it, but I'm intrigued. Oh, okay, cool. If I was into Christmas movies, then I'd be like, gang, this Christmas is filling up up. Do you know what I mean? This Christmas is like, yeah, Lethal Weapon's out. This is in. Home Alone's out. This is in. Harry Potter's out. This is in. But I don't need to hear DC and Marvel, bro, because then I'm thinking superheroes. And that's not what you're going to bring to me.

fast fucking bullshit you're just gonna be disappointed at the end of the day that's fucking pissed me off yeah Black Adam hasn't even come out yet when is it out it's out this year no this summer I believe I believe no idea I don't think I've seen a proper trailer yet I've only seen I think it's the one I put in the group chat yeah some teaser thing yeah yeah that wasn't even a better trailer that was more The Rock just chatting about it yeah that wasn't even a fucking trailer that was The Rock chatting true true true um anyway I'm intrigued to see that movie though yeah yeah yeah I'm very intrigued to see that movie I am um

Cool. So, fam, I needed to ask you. I hope you say yes. Have you started Ozark? No, I haven't. I haven't. You had? I haven't. They keep the fire coming. I haven't. I'm jealous. I haven't. I'm like four episodes in. I'm going to watch it. I've had a busy week. I've had a busy week. I believe you, G. So have I. I will watch it. I binged...

Do you remember when I said to you the other day on Tuesday, that was it on Tuesday when I said like, you know when you've got so much to do that you don't know where to start so you do nothing. Yeah, so you're sat there watching those. So I watched three episodes back to back of Ozark. Yeah. Oh, it was fantastic. I'm jealous, bro. Four episodes in, it's fantastic. I'm jealous, bro. You remember, you know, the old school Justin Timberlake, NSYNC Justin Timberlake. It's got to be me times where you have the curly hair. Someone put a picture of him and say,

I'm going to say that this was Ruth from Ozark. When I saw that picture, I died, bro. Bro, that's jokes. Spits, because you can see the hair I'm talking about in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then wisps. Spits, bro. That's hilarious. That genuinely looked, yeah. I'm going to tell my kids this is Ruth from Ozark. Oh, that's jokes, bro. But yeah, fam, there's a whole, I don't know how they keep the fire coming. Neither do I, bro. But fam, there's a whole new development. Really? They've implemented one character.

Who's fucking up everything for everyone. Like in season three, like Wendy's brother. With Ben. Yeah, yeah. Was his name Ben? The brother, yeah, Ben. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck, man. I found Wendy. Someone needs to stop her. Oh, really? I remember saying this in season two. I do remember you saying that. I hated her in season two. Then season three, we had the brother-sister connection. So I felt a bit bad. Yeah. Then she did turn into a cunt again. Fam, she's gone off the rails. Really? In this season. She's gone off the rails, bro. Wow.

Because back in season two, she was trying to snake Marty more, wasn't she? She was trying to get on top of Marty kind of thing. And then season three, he squashed that. He squashed it on the spot. He let her know that like, you don't know who I am. You actually don't. You don't know who I am, bro. You don't know what I can bring to the table. These men need me. They don't need you, brother. They like you. They don't need you, bro.

They need me, fam. They need what's in this head. I remember how season three ended when they both went back to, was it Mexico when they went to? And that lady came out of the car and just banged. Helen got popped. They one banged her on the head. And I was like, my jaw dropped, bro. Because she, I didn't know how they were going to get rid of Helen. Because she was commanding and demanding everything. Fam? Everything. Fam? Fam?

She was calling shots. Got Ben put back in the hospital. She was calling shots. I was like, how are they going to get rid of her? Femme, she was calling shots. The end of the season, bang, popped her. Jaw dropped, bro. Femme, to be fair, we should say spoiler alert, but that's like a year ago. That was a year ago. That's your problem. That's your problem. I'm sorry. Femme, this season, Wendy's off the rails. I can't wait. Wendy's off the rails. And there's a new character in there. Can't wait. Who's...

fucking up everything can't wait he's cock blocking everything can't wait yeah yeah um he's so he's like i can say it without spoiling it he's like a member of the so obviously like he's a member of the cartel family okay he's a member of the cartel family okay now implemented into the current affairs okay i'm looking forward to it he plays by his own rules i'm looking forward to it he plays by his own rules they have to my stress out

I think that's the only way they can keep this shit going because last season it was all about Ben's situation fucking shit up. They have to keep implementing new people to make it juice. That's the thing as well. With that kind of stuff, it can seem like Ben...

I like what I like about it is that Ben was a very unique twist that you didn't know was going to have that much impact on how everything goes. Of course. And then once that kind of ran its course, it's kind of like, you can't do that again though. And they haven't done it, but they have, but they haven't. And it's completely different. And you're like, Ooh, this dynamic is season four. Okay, bro. I'm looking forward to it, bro. Bro. I'm looking fucking forward. I love Ozark. Ozark's the best. I love Ozark. Netflix come with fire. No.

They know what they're doing, bro. Netflix come with fire now. They know what they're doing, bro. They do know what they're doing. Speaking of. Hit me. Speaking of Netflix, speaking of fire. Speaking of Netflix, speaking of fire. Hit me. THTH. THTH. The Too Hot to Handle. Too Hot to Handle season three. Season three. I'll be honest with you. I haven't seen season one. I haven't seen season two. The thing is, I saw season one when it first dropped, which I think was...

I want to say two for years because I was in my old yard. I never saw season two, saw season one, and then I've seen season three. Bro, I remember season one because everyone on socials was saying it's much better than Love Island. Really? Everyone was comparing it to Love Island. I've never seen Love Island though as well. Everyone was comparing it to Love Island. And I think at that year...

I had watched for the first time that season of Love Island. Oh, okay. And THTH came out after Love Island on Netflix. Did you think it was better? I think in terms of the extremities of what they have to do in THTH, it makes it better than Love Island. Okay, cool. Does that make sense?

So that's the only reason why I say THTH is better than Love Island. What I do like about THTH is that they use people from everywhere in the world. Oh, aye fam. I love that. They use everyone in the world as opposed to here or Love Island. They just use Americans or English people. They have their own like wherever they're at, fam. THTH this season. Obviously, I've never seen any other season. This season? This season? Fam, you feel connected to the representatives of this country. Yeah.

When the representatives of the UK come into that show, you're like, please be buff. I lie. Please be buff and please talk with sense. Fam, please don't be an idiot. Like you're representing England here. Bring sign. You're fucking flying the flag, my dog. Fam? Fam? Oh, the whole concept was juicy. The whole concept was juicy in terms of like, the whole concept was juicy in terms of

Just like for one, where everyone's from in the world and that coming together. And it brings like a next kind of spice. Like knowing Nathan was South African was interesting to me. Yeah, very, very. Was interesting to me. I love the South African twang anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It just brought that, I don't know. So it's caught you off by the way, Jimmy. So for those who actually don't even know what Too Hot To Handle is or the premise or anything, because obviously I was comparing it to Love Island. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's basically a quote unquote date and love show. Yeah.

there's 10, 10 to 12 contestants. I think they, they replenish people all the time. There's a prize fund of this time was 200 bags. When I watched it, the first thing was only 100 bags. Yeah. They said they doubled up. They doubled up. So it's $200,000. Um, but the, the clause is you can't kiss, you can't have sex, no heavy petting, and you can't have any self gratification. Each time you break a rule, they deduct money off. That was a twist. Fuck.

They deduct money from the total pot. And these men were breaking rules, cuz. They couldn't help themselves. They were breaking rules, cuz. They couldn't help themselves. That first week, rules have to break. They didn't care. Rules have to break, bro. That first night, fam. Bro, have to. They didn't care. Have to. Have to. Do you know who I thought was slick and fell from grace? Let me guess. Let me guess. Let me guess. Let me guess. Not Nathan. I want to say either Stevan or...

Or who else was in from the jump? Maybe Truth? Truth. Truth was up. He fell from grace. He came with two left with none. Came with two left with none. He was up, up, up. He slipped, slipped, slipped. Oh my days. The biggest, I think my biggest pet peeve slash ick from Truth was when he said Truth wasn't his real name. Fam, when I found out Truth was not his real name and the Truth was a lie...

I was down with him. His name's Robert or something. I can't, I can't, I have to find it because when I found that out, I had to like, yo, I had to mention it. I had to mention it. His name is Robert. You got it right? Fucking Robert. Fucking Robert. I couldn't believe it. Man, switch up to truth. And he said, because he plays ball as well. He plays ball, says that if I'm playing ball, I've probably got a girl there watching me. I've probably got a girl there watching me. Just spin the ball. I'll smack out of his hand.

Man, it's a sharp truth. Bam, he was up, up, up, slip, slip, slip. Bam, he, I don't know. If you were in Truth's shoes, how would you have patterned the situation with Izzy and Jazz? I would have been open. Because at that time, well, to be fair, it went from, because when he was patterning both of them from the start, they still thought it was a pleasure ting. Yes. So when he patterned both of them initially, pleasure ting. Yes. Then when it was a THTH ting,

It got to, that's when it had to be a little bit more involved. And that's where he fell off. He didn't know how to do that. He couldn't juggle. Yeah. He couldn't juggle. When it was all a pleasure thing, I feel like he was more open to being like, it's whatever it is. I'm a skat. You're fine. You're fine. Like I'm a skat. We're all here to be skats. But when it was like a, you need to pick one thing.

Bumbled. He had rookie moves on him, fam. Bumbled the bag. He had the rookiest moves. He had no game. Zero game. I was thinking, this guy can't lie or cheat worth a damn. Bro. Like, a man said...

Oh, actually, you know what's funny, actually. I'm just going to put a pause to it. So, obviously, we've got a list of icks for these things. Before I get into this, I want to make sure truth is not in my list of icks. Okay. Because I want to talk about it and then go through the list of icks. Okay, okay, okay. I don't want to start freeing up my icks for truth. Okay, he's not in my list of icks. I've got one ick for truth on my list. All right, cool. Just one. Fam, this is not, yeah, this is not on my list of icks. When my man got caught out in a bedroom...

Yes. Yes.

Are you thick? Are you telling me to my face you didn't lie? Big man, tell me what you said then. Because I just told you what you said. He fumbled the whole bag. I never lied to you. I never lied to you. I never lied to you. I told you both the truth. I never said I was done with jazz. Yes, you did, big man.

That's word for word what you said. You said, you told Jaz you were done with her and you were checking for me. - I'm checking for Izzy. - And Jaz is telling me you told her the exact opposite. - Bro. - And now you're still saying you never lied, never lied. - Man, when he was talking to Izzy, and you know those four stones before they get to the room, in the pool, man dashed his chicken to the pool with a lipstick. He said, "Fuck Jaz, dashed to drink a lipstick." - Fam, I told Jaz I want you. And she said to him as well, "Are you trying shit?"

Man, grab the waist, pull the clothes up. Lipster. She couldn't say a word. Fam, when he lost both of them, I've never seen a man look so distraught. He fell from grace. He looked like he lost 10 pounds the next day. His eyes were bloodied and red. He looked like he didn't sleep the whole time. He couldn't. He was shaking in bed. Fam, he went from a buff brother, lip syncing, as soon as he lost both his yachts, he looked like a different guy.

It was the funniest. That was the earliest, funniest moment of the thing. I couldn't believe what I'd seen. Fam? I couldn't believe what I'd seen. I've never seen a man react like that. He lost his hose and was just like, I don't know what to do. I just don't know what to do. And I don't want to be here. That's only two, you know. He had no interest in anyone else coming in. Was he there? That's the thing, because he didn't even see Brianna. No. He would have moved to Brianna. He would have moved to her. Bro, I think, because I think after I binged the show, I went on their...

on THJ's Instagram and I think I looked at their story and he was on their story and someone had asked him if he was on the show when Brianna was there would you have moved to he was like 100% her and Nathan when they went to the date I was thinking Nathan's finna cheat fam Nathan's finna lose some money today today man said you got the fattest ass in here fattest ass in the village I know I know she said guys love a pretty face and a fat ass I was like mmm mmm

When I heard that, I was thinking, I'm cheating. I'm cheating. When my man, when she asked him, is your head turning? And I said, no. It's turning a bit. It's turning a bit. It's turning a bit. He came back and then...

I'm just going to tell Holly how it is. I'm just going to tell her how it is. I'm going to tell her what happened. I'm going to tell her the truth. Tell her how I feel. She says, so what is it? Did your head turn? Massage. No, no, it's not even how it started. She's like, obviously we got there. There was chocolate. She's like, shut up and tell me what happened. Man was trying to elongate the whole thing. His mind was doing backflips. You know, you know,

Have you seen The Simpsons and that? You know that toy monkey that claps the things like that? That's just like that. That was in his head. He was shaking, fam. I'm sorry, he was shaking. He had all the confidence before they sat down. He thought, I'm just going to tell the whole story so she understands where my head's at with this romance thing. Holly needs to understand that these men are setting me up for failure. These men are setting me up

So I need to explain, there was chocolate fondue, there was marshmallows, there was oil, there was candles, there was all sorts. Oh my God. He got halfway through the sentence, he said, shut up. Shut up and tell me what happened. I'm in his shoes. He stumbled and was like, yeah. She said, did your head turn or not, fam? Man said...

nah nah nah nah you know what it didn't you know it just made me realise I'm only for you and then I went back my story to the interview room and said for the love of god they need to not find out I pray they don't find out he could have when they were in the when they were in the bedroom all waiting for Brian to come back Brianna to come back into the room that night fam he's I was like peeled at the door fam every time the door opened when the door closed by itself his heart shook

I couldn't be in his shoes. I couldn't. I couldn't be in Nathan's shoes. I couldn't. I couldn't. I couldn't. I couldn't. I couldn't. He went through it. He was tested to the limit. He went through it. He was tested to the limit. When Brianna was like, I wouldn't be me if I didn't shoot my shot. Nathan, what are you saying? That's juice. I said, well, I can't just say no to the day. Can I eat? She put him on a spot again. Well, I can't just say no to the day, can I?

That's exactly what you can say. Man was sat there like this in his nice white shirt. I'm dressed up now. I can't exactly say no. I can't say no. I've already put the shirt on. The shirt comes on. It doesn't come off. I'm just going to see what she's saying. She seems like a lovely girl. You know, I'm just going to see what she's saying. I'm obviously going to be a gentleman. Yeah. I'm not going to pie her. I wasn't going to be a gentleman. So I'm going to act like I'm on a date because I'm on a date. Fuck. Holly was having none of it. None. Bro, zero. Zero. I've never seen someone so shook in her life.

She said, my heart is in his hands. It had been, what, four days? Yeah. Or four episodes. I don't know how. At that point, she needs to relax. Yeah, yeah. She needs to check herself. She needed to relax at that point. She needed to have a dip in a pool or something. Yeah, fam. Her head wasn't working right. Yeah, fam. When they isolate these men, they don't think straight. Yeah.

They isolate you. When they isolate these men on an island, they can't think straight. True. All they know is their bubble. Fam, to be fair, that's the thing with holiday romances. Holiday romances is, someone needs to do a clinical trial on holiday romances. Because I've, in my life, even when I was a kid, there was times where like,

I would go out, like my parents would take me to like a holiday camp. Like there was one time we went snowboarding when we were kids. There was, fam? There was one time we went snowboarding when we were kids. There was one girl. She looked like a year, I can't remember how old she was. I think she was like a year older to me than me. Okay. I was in love with this hoe.

After two days. After two days, I want to cut my wrist for this one. I was in love with her. There was no one else on the planet, bro. When you're in this isolation thing, you're in a different country. You don't know anyone. I was in love with this yet. Same thing happened when I went to a different holiday. Oh, I can't remember what it was. There was a different holiday I went on. Same thing, like a, just like a holiday camp kind of thing where there's bare people. Fam, there was one yet and I was in love with this bitch. Oh,

Because there's no one else and you can't go anywhere else. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, of course. They're all you have to look forward to seeing because it's just you and your fucking family. Of course. And then this painting. Mm, mm, mm. Oh. Fucking hell, man. I know exactly what you mean, man. I know exactly. I've never been through that, I don't think, to my knowledge, but I can fully understand how it works, man. I can fully understand. Yeah, bro, I see it. When they isolate this man, they latch onto someone. Fucking hell. Fam, they latch onto someone. Do you know who the funniest brain in that show was? Patrick. I've got icks for Patrick Phelps.

james i've got x for patrick patrick i'm so happy they put him in that show because without him i don't necessarily think i would have been able to enjoy the what's the word i'm looking for the um fuck there's always something stupid there's always someone that makes you cringe makes you do this the comic relief he was the comic relief him it was him but he he flicked it on us he

Fam, when he said, I'm leaving, everyone was bawling. Bawling. I've never seen anything like it. Fam, Georgia couldn't breathe. When Patrick said, I'm out. Georgia couldn't breathe. Broke down. Fam,

I'm going to, okay, let's start into the icks because I can't avoid them anymore. First ick. Stefan can't stop crying. He can't. He cries for every given scenario. Any opportunity he gets and he says he's a bad boy. Stefan came in the ting like I'm a bad boy. I do this, I do that, I do this, I do that, I do this. Fam, any chance he can cry, he'll cry. Ball his eyes out. He's always balling. His face is red all the time. Every time he looks up, he'll always go like this and look up and his eyes are blood red.

he's always bawling bro it just didn't make sense man it didn't make sense how many times he was crying like you said Georgia was losing breath when he left when Patrick left crying her eyes out fam her eyes out after man sang for her with her fam all right let me go through my eggs I don't go one one one all right we'll go one for one I've got let me see I've got one two three four five six seven I've got seven eggs just for Patrick or in general no in general I've got about 20

All right, cool. Say less then. I really, really said one. Choose your name being Robert and then he spins the ball. That's one. Done there. Done, dusted. We said that earlier. Yeah. Choose name being Robert is the fattest ick I've ever heard in my life. You're ashamed of yourself, which makes me ashamed of you. Ashamed of you?

Yo. Fam. That's too funny. Spencer said, how can I respect you when you don't respect yourself? If you don't even respect your God-given name, how can I respect you? There you go. There you go. Truth was a joke artist. Truth was a joke artist. He thought he would clean up. Fam, when I saw him first rocking that, I thought he would clean up as well.

And he did. He did. On the first day. He did. And then he just lacked experience. That's the word. He lacked experience. He didn't have it in his repertoire. He didn't have it in his locker. He thought he was Nathan. Fam, that was a learning experience. He thought he was Nathan. Long story short. He did. He thought he was Nathan. He did. He hated Nathan in there. Because Nathan could clean whatever he wanted. Nathan was losing bags on bags on bags on bags.

And yet made it to the end of the show. Fam, and then made it top three. Couldn't believe it. What a plot twist. I would have kicked up a ruckus. As soon as they called his name and he stood up. I knew they were going to call Nathan. They gave him chance after chance. He was the golden child of that show. They gave him chance after chance after chance. Fuck it up. And he abused their trust so many times. So many times. And then let him go into the finals. Fam, every time he dipped up for the date. See you in a bitty. Yeah, fam. See you in a bitty. Funny guy, man. Right. Hit me.

Oh, fam, this is a very, very subtle ick. Okay. Episode one. Yeah. Very subtle ick. You probably don't even remember. Do you remember when Patrick gave Holly the flower? Yes, of course. But then he was vexed because he thought that Georgia's the painting. Yes. And he's thinking, bruv, she's going to think that I want Holly. So he wants to give Georgia a flower. Fam, when he first walks in that room to give her a flower, let's say the door's here and the bed's 10 metres over there. Okay. Fam, he walks in.

In silence. She sees him. She's the only one in the bedroom. She sees him walk in. He walks in, opens the door, walks in, doesn't say nothing and just walks to the bed. I swear to God, it's like four seconds of silence with them just locked eyes. And then he gets to the door and goes, like say, like say he just opened the door. Fam, walked in, made eye contact, walked all the way over. Hi. Fam. Patrick, every time he laughed, he was like, fam, the time. Fam.

Every time Patrick laughed, he was like... It was unbearable. It was unbearable. Unbearable. I couldn't believe every time he laughed, he stuck his tongue out like that. Bro. Bro. Patrick. Patrick. Bro, his whole intro reel was so cringe.

- So cringe bro, everything he did was just so cringe. Singing with the guitar. - Bro, my first three icks are Patrick. - Bro, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick. - Fam, I've got bare, I've got three, actually let me run through my first Patrick's. - Go for it. - Let's just get Patrick out the way. - Out the way, yes. - And then we can actually establish what we're trying to do here. - Shout out to you Patrick bro. - Raise the Patrick. - You made the show. - Fam, I will say one thing before I ruin his life.

Patrick's the unsung hero of that show. 100%. Because like I said, he was a joke. For the first three episodes, fucking joke. And then there was like three more episodes where it was kind of like, why is he even here? No reason. But then he kept bringing just like, he was getting all the guys meditating. He kept saying shit. And every time like he'd say stuff, everyone would just shut up. Shut up, yeah. People listened to him. He's a leader. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a leader. He came into the thing as the biggest fucking idiot that I've ever seen. By the end of the show, he was a leader. Yeah.

Left with his head held high. Great Insta Patrick. Well played, Patrick. But now let's ruin your life. Now let me abuse him. Oh my God. This is the most ickiest bit. Do you remember when, before they realised it was too hot to handle? Yes. And they were doing this lipstick challenge. So the girl would get... Fam, I've got that in my notes, brother. Fam, X marks the spot. Georgia gets up. Georgia gets up. Every man's on their toes. Tippies. Fam, she does the X.

I think he does X here, X here and two in a batty or something like that. Harry stood up. Fam? Flew up. Patrick. Fam, this is Patrick. Hang on. Georgia. X, X, X. Harry did a... Patrick. Man, fam? Man sat down like this. He sat down like this. Not only did he wait for Harry to go, he waited for Stefan to go and then Patrick went last. I couldn't believe it, bro. Shameful behaviour. I'm telling you now, I'm not sitting down.

If I've stood up, regardless of Harry's going, I'm not sticking down, brother. I'm going up there and I'm staring over his shoulder. I'm going to be here while they're lips in. Hurry up. It's my turn. Hurry up. Because she's the penguins here on this island. I need her to know I'm about it, bout it. I'm bout it, bout it, G. Harry, hurry up. You've been moving like a pussy all afternoon. Hurry up. You don't want to be in this race. Hurry up. Van Padraic stood up.

He went forward and back, sat down and went like this. He went like this. You got served, Ting. Literally, it was a... Do you remember? What's it? Step up two in the rain. Do you remember? Patrick. That's Patrick. Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it. Third and final egg for Patrick. Go for it. Fucking guitar. It's...

He was saying, you look so lovely in that dress, by the way. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. We're trying to make my balls blue. We're trying to make my balls blue. And he said he loves her. And I love you. He locked off the thing with, and I love you. Georgia was like, her mouth fumbled. Fam, I met you six hours ago. Listen to me, cuz. I met you six, fam. He has no game. He has no game, no vocals. The man can't string together a rhyme. I just don't understand how...

He thought his Hawaiian charm would work because he's clearly just been in Hawaii and it works for him there. You know, he thought he could bring that overseas. And Turks and Caicos, I'm assuming Turks and Caicos ain't that far from Hawaii. It's like a young hop, skip and jump island wise. And he just, it just didn't pattern. Did not pattern in the slightest, bro. His, his serenading abilities are a joke. That was his only lips in the whole show.

The third. The X-Master spot. X-Master spot kissing Georgia. Yeah, it was. Yeah, he didn't lips nothing else. Nah, man. Nah, man. I couldn't go on that kind of show and just lips one gal on the first episode. And I'm in there for the majority of the show. Get me off. Yeah, 100%. I'm talking to the breeze. Get me off. What's the point? What's the entertainment value? Get me off. Do you know what I mean? Fam, as soon as Georgia dumped me like that.

I'm looking at the cameraman dead in his eye. Do you know what I mean? On the seat ting? I'll look at the cameraman and say, fam, wrap it up. I'll take off my ting like this and take off my ting like this. This fanny pack ting, I'm unclipping it. I'll let it hit the floor. I'll walk up to the set. You'll just hit the microphone, hit the thing. Fam, you'll hear the ting. And you'll just, you know when the camera drops to the side and you can just see the footsteps walking towards us being...

Get me off. You just hear me echoing in the background. Get me off. Get me off. The faint echo. Echoing in the background. Get me off. And you can see the producers running onto the thing with their proper shoes on and my bare foot. And I'm like, nah, bruv, nah. I'm not going to fucking sit here and be taking for a fucking mug on Netflix, bruv. Get me off the show. Get me off the show. What are you playing at? Get me off the show. Oh, that's hilarious. He didn't even attempt, fam. When Olga rocked up, he didn't even attempt it. When Brianna rocked up, he didn't even attempt it. When Olga rocked up and she said, I love Patrick's body.

I don't remember her saying that. Fem, she said, oh. Oh, because she made her ideal man. Yeah, Patrick's body, Nathan's head, something like Nathan's height. I remember, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was confused. Ah, bro. If I was Patrick, as soon as that song didn't pattern, I'm walking off the tape. No vocals. And as soon as I find out Stevan Lipster after that, I'm off. But do you know the thing about Stevan? Obviously, when...

Before he started serenading, before Patrick started serenading Georgia, they were having a conversation before he brought out the guitar. And he said, oh, you've got fucking fantastic eyes. Like it's green with a little bit of red with a little bit of this. Do you know what I mean? And Stevan stole the thing. Stole the bar. Stole the bar. And do you know the gang thing about that bar? Your eyes are red or whatever, whatever. I went on...

'cause I remember I told you I went on Tua Tandu's Instagram, then I went through quite a few of them, then I went on Georgia's Instagram. Her status is what Patrick said about the eyes. I've got it on my phone somewhere.

It says... Green with a splash of red or some shit. So Georgia, blah, blah, underneath it says, I got those green eyes with a bit, with a little bit of red tint and some brown in there with the pre-eyes. So she just left it there, bro. I was just like, Patrick, Patrick, that's gang. Even though you got zero pussy, you've left the mark. Fam? You've clearly left the mark. So well played. 100% well played. Well played, Patrick. Well played. Rami, I've got...

Let's move on to Stefan next then, because I've got one Stefan. I've got two Stefan next. Stefan's stealing the eye move. And I think I don't. Yes, I do have another one. When he said to Georgia, when he said to Georgia, when they were having a conversation and he was like, go on. I don't want to see anyone else. I don't want you to be seen with anyone. When I see with other people gets me here. It's day two, cunts. It's day two.

And you man are saying I don't want to see you with anyone else this, that and the other. Nah, man. I told you, fam. When these men are isolated, they don't understand time. They don't understand demeanor. They don't understand anything. Ethics. Nothing. Fam, that was mine. But mine was the next morning when everyone has to fess up as to why we lost bags. And Stefan said, you know what, bruv?

I just needed Georgia to know that I'm only about her. I only think about her. I just want her, bro. She needed to know how I feel about her, brother. Her face, fam, was like, what are you on about, fam? What's going on? What's going on? I only liked you because you got this bad boy ting. You're out here barging in front of everyone, telling them, I only want Georgia. I make you yesterday, fella. I make you yesterday, bro. If these men actually knew the kind of man Georgia wanted...

They wouldn't have tried this hard. They would have just been themselves and they would have banged. Fam, which rolls onto Herry, big man. He? The same shit. Did no one warn him? Herry. Herry. Which rolls me onto Herry. South African brother. South African brother from Joburg. Wham. Wham. Rock top wham. Rock top wham.

I was thinking he's cleaning up, brother. Clearly. He's cleaning up, brother. And then Georgia's there shaking when she saw him. I'm thinking, let's go, Harry. Georgia's finally going to get what she came here for. She's going to cost bags. She will cost bags. Yeah, she'll make it worth it, fam. Fam. Fam. She's gassed off him, gassed off him, gassed off him. Man said, I just want to let you know, bruv. I want like four kids. I'm ready. I'm ready.

This was the first night. Yes, brother. His first night. What's going on? Who's feeding him these lies? She, obviously, in my opinion, she was the penguins on the show. Her and Brianna, the penguins team on the show.

But it must, she must look different in 3D because these men were professing their love for her. It doesn't make any sense. I couldn't believe these men would drop all the balls just to talk to her. Bro, it didn't make any sense. It didn't make sense, man. They lacked composure. They lacked everything. Everything, bro. They didn't. Fam, Hedy dropped it, bro. I want four kids. You know, I love kids. And she was like, yeah, but you know, I just met you. I was like, yeah, yeah, I know. I know. I know. I'm just letting you know.

Don't let me know. And he was spitting game in the one-on-one with the camera saying, I know what women like, you know, I've got the game, I know what I'm going to say, blah, blah, blah. Where did he find these brothers, bruv?

I was so upset, fam, because I was thinking Georgia's been craving. She has. She's been craving to just get any waistline. All she wanted was some fun. She needs her version of a Nathan. She does. She went in there looking for her version of Nathan. Do you know why I think the thing is? Because clearly everyone thought and assumed that she was the pengest one in the show. She was peng. Because? She gave me Margot Robbie vibes, by the way. When she smiles, fam, she gives me Margot Robbie vibes. I kind of see it now that you say it.

But what I was going to say is I think there's a complex of because the man them assume and think she's the penguins one in the show.

They have to act differently and not be themselves and not be that this player or this or that because- They think that's not going to work. It's not going to work. But she's seen that. She's been there. She's done that. But all she wanted was a fuckboy. That's all she wanted was a fuckboy. All she wanted was a fuckboy. And if you had stayed true to yourself, I couldn't believe how much they fumbled that bag. Bro. I couldn't believe how much they fumbled that bag. Yeah.

All three of them. What was it? It was Harry at first, Stevan. Harry didn't know what to do with himself. Harry reminds me of one of those kind of people where, let's say all of us in a clique, right? We've all got Gyalo or we're all dancing. We've all got Gyalo dancing and he's just there.

And he's like, fuck, I've not got a girl. I've not got a girl. And we try and like, he's just happy with anyone. He's just happy to be part of the party. You know, he's happy to get a wine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's Harry. If Harry secures a wine. Gassed.

He's gas. We're gas for him. It's one of them ones. We're gas for him. Yeah. That's the kind of attitude I associate Harry with. That's energy, boy. That's Harry's energy. Oh, it was too... Harry, because as well, obviously he's English, he was from Middlesbrough, the way he spoke just made me laugh, bro. He's the meaner. Everything made me laugh. Bro, is... Harry...

As Patrick was the unsung hero, as Patrick transitioned from being the joke to the leader, Harry just fell into the joke role. Yep, yep, yep, yep. He fell into that joke mentality. When he got caught wanking in the shower, he was mortified. We had to obviously let everyone know what happened in the morning. Confess. Confess in the morning he was on the bed like this. He was like this. The funniest bit was when Bo said,

i know harry and i have nothing to fear we're calm we're calm we're calm and he was like this ah i pleasured myself in the bathroom everyone was like what that boat was like what did what she would i've never heard someone be so disappointed harry was hilarious in that show he was fast he's so funny he loves he you can tell he loves to love oh he does he loves it too much he loves it he loves it too much he loves it so much he fears heartbreak so he's stuck in limbo

Bab was shook Asking to be the girl He was shook The whole girlfriend thing Gave me an ick as well Because it was like I'm going to ask you the question Do you want to be my girlfriend? She's like oh my god yes She's like what am I going to tell my mum What am I going to tell my dad That whole thing icked me Listen to me now It's so jarring If I'm Harry If I'm Harry And I said Would you be my girlfriend And she said yes As soon as 10 seconds later She's like I can't believe I've got a fella You haven't

You really haven't? Oh, you haven't. You had one for nine seconds and you fucking bottled it.

I can't believe I've got a fella. I can't believe I've got a fella. You don't. You're talking as if you've been juggling, man. Big man. It's been me and you. I can't believe I've got a fella. What are you on about? It's been me and you. First of all, how old are you? Are you 15? True. Run me your driver's license. Because who says that? Yeah, I need to know. I can't believe I've got a fella. What am I going to tell my mum? Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. It was too much. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Because you're chatting like we've got a mortgage, bruv. Stop. Harry was in love. He was in love. He didn't care what she had to say. He was so excited.

And then she'd run up in the yard and said, oh, there was a weird question at the end. Will you be my girlfriend? I'd say, what are you doing that for? He's good because he got gas with it. I'll be screaming at her. What are you doing that for? Don't bait me out like that, man. What are you doing that for? Don't bait me out like that, man. What do you mean, cuz? I'm trying to have a reputation here, cuz. Why are you baiting me out in front of the mans? But he was a yacht for the mans as well. That's what I'm saying. He's the type of guy to be gassed for a wine. That's him. That's Harry. And I loved his energy. I loved it because he kept it. He kept it.

he kept the same energy throughout the whole show he was himself he was very very very much in himself you know he's very sincere so i love that about him that's why i was like he's an authentic guy very authentic sweeted me um obi remember obi the um guy from canada

- Obi went through it bro. - He did go through it, but his intro reel was like, oh. - I can't even remember his intro reel. - He was saying from Canada, he was in like the showers, like doing all this, doing all this. - Oh my days bro. - He said, I don't want to blow my own trumpet, but you know, I'm a 10 out of 10. And he did his trumpet sound like, do do do. He did that, I was like, yo bro. - Bro, first of all, first ick for Obi, what accent is this? - That's how Canadians speak brother. - Fam, apparently so. - They've got this American patois ting mesh. - This twang ting, I think, I don't understand what you're saying.

He leads me in one direction, swerves me. Actually, what accent is this? But bro, when? I think I know what you want to say. Oh, this was, okay. This is actually not Obi's fault. This was my ick for Kaz. Kaz. The black yacht. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Jazz. Jazz, not Kaz. I was thinking Kaz, Jazz. Jazz, sorry, not Kaz, Jazz. When he took her on the date. Yes.

And then she was feeling it. And she was like, I'm feeling it, feeling it, feeling it, feeling it, feeling it, feeling it, feeling it, feeling it. Then they were like, oh, like, what's going on? Like, what's going on? And she just hit him with the, he's too short. I was so upset. Not usually my type. He's just, I want him taller. That hurt me, fam. That hurt me, bro. Because there's literally nothing you can do about that. There's literally nothing you can do about that. And the peak thing, the jazz that itched me was this painting thing.

If I was Obi, I would have kicked her out of the set. I would have dashed a paintball on her. Fair. Like entertain the ting. Harry just got his face sat on. Bro. Harry got his face sat on and I'm like, you're doing this ting and you're like, you're ruining the whole show. Even Patrick's getting a wine. Like everyone's having fun. A wine.

I'm telling you now, brother. You know, I think before they did the patenting, they did the positions thing. The breathing thing. Where they got on top of them. I couldn't. On that show? Fam, they'd accuse me of sexual assault. I couldn't do it. I literally wouldn't be able to breathe straight. Brendan and himself, Brendan, the sex guru or relationship guru, he... He's annoying, fam. He is an ick. His entity is an ick. He is an ick. Brendan is the biggest ick I've ever heard, fam. When man said to Nathan, grab your balls.

and grab your heart but at the end of it don't smile Nathan it's as if his wall crumbles yeah yeah yeah he's smiling laughing

He didn't know what to do. He realised this guy's psychotic. You know what I mean? Big man, grab your balls, grab your heart and at the end of this, don't smile. At the end of the breath, don't smile. No, it's not a joke. That's what he's saying. You need to know by the end of this, it's not a joke. Fam, that whole thing was so, yes, the show is not fake, but that bit was so fake. Like, he obviously just wanted to go back to the villa to smash. Yeah. So man was saying anything and everything to go back. He's like, yeah. He's saying what he needed to say.

A duper emotion. This, that, and the other. I've known this about Holly all along. He said, I love Holly. I was like, oh. You're not getting that out of me. You can threaten to kick me out all you want. You're not getting that out of me. You're not getting that out of me. On national television. International television. International television. You're not getting that out of me, big man. I'm not telling you I love you after seven days. I'm sorry. No. I'm sorry. I don't care how isolated we are. I don't care how close to nearest island is. You're not getting it from me. Take me off the show. Shout me when you're out. Because I'm smashing.

I'm not telling you I love you just to go back the next day. Yeah, bro. The one ick I had for Nathan was... I've got an ick for Nathan, but tell me. The one ick I had for Nathan was when they got their watches. Okay, that's not my one. The only thing, the first time I could fully see it from a woman's perspective. Okay. Because obviously, you know when they say that our women are just as horny as men, etc, etc. Yes, yes, yes.

But when you're begging, Pom, it's icky, bro. And I've never seen that from a guy's... I've never seen it from a woman's perspective before. But fam, when they got their watches... When they were in the pool. When Harry and Bo were on a date, and him and Holly were on a date, and they were in the pool. Yes, yes, yes. They were chatting, chatting. Fam, he was this. Every second. Where's the green team, Tom? I don't think it works, fam. Mum was like, yeah, it's green. Fam, she was trying to connect. And mum was like, is it green yet, fam? Like...

When's it gonna turn green? Like Lana, honestly, I don't think my watch works. Green, green, green. Imagine it's green. When's it green? Green, come on, green. She couldn't get a word in, fam, without being like, green, green, green. Yeah, we spoke about Jerry. Fuck it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Aw, fam. One, one ick for me is Bo. Just her entity. It's mainly her voice, fam.

I think it's the lips and how she speaks. Fam Bo's voice. This is how I... Like, this is Bo for me, right? So...

Bo as an experience for me is like I imagine them you know when when they were waiting and they first landed yes and they were by the table sipping drinks and then people would walk in from a distance and they'd be like oh right I imagined like being a guy and seeing Bo from a distance I'm thinking okay yeah yeah I'm like yo what's up I'm James fam and then she speaks all right babe I'm Bo

Big man, what is wrong with your voice? I would not give Obi the time of day.

He was here for her. I'm so annoyed because I thought she was going to stir up drama with Nathan and Holly. And that's what I was here for. That's what I was here for. I was waiting for a scrap. Fuck, that's what I was... All I wanted was for Holly to know the truth about what Nathan said. Oh, the fact that that never came up pissed me off. Pissed me off. How he got away with that and truth didn't?

Truth got nabbed immediately. Immediately, the next morning. I've told you fam, Nathan was the golden child of the whole show. He couldn't go wrong. I couldn't believe it. He lost them 90 grand and just because he got it back, it was all fine. It was all okay. It was all okay. Fam, the fact when Lana first sent them in there with the this is going to be the test of chastity in the suite and they lipsed, I would have knocked them both out. I promise you I'm not speaking to either of them for the rest of the show.

How can you do that to us? She literally said, this is the ultimate test, Lickman. And you licked twice. What was it? 90 bags plus the lips. No, it was 40 something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was... I think it totalled up to 40 something. It totalled up to like... Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Because what was it? Because it was 69. That whole thing was 69. There we go. 69 bags, yeah. Yeah, so they lost...

30 bags because they bet on them true like they bet on them should we trust them or not and they all because of um patrick they all decided to trust that they're not going to do anything so lana said if you trust them it's going to cost you 30 bags if if you don't trust them or no whatever you trust them or don't trust them if you get it right 30 bags if you get it wrong you lose 30 bags so then they came back they lost the 30 bags plus a 12 for lips yeah wrong

Bro. I'm banging him out. Six bags per lips. And you think you can... You think after that, after the robot Donnie sent you into the yard to not do anything, you think you can do something twice, cost me 42 bags...

And then come chat to me like we're boys afterwards. I'm like, oh, sorry, guy. I feel bad. You don't feel bad because the whole reason you got sent in there in the first place is because you can't stop lip syn, fam. The only, the only kudos I'll give him is the fact that he stayed with one chick. Like as much as he tried to deviate, he stayed with Holly from the jump. True, but I don't think he had much choice, fam. Well, he did. He had Brianna. He did have Brianna, but he didn't want that heat. Yes, he did have a choice because no matter, if he switches girls, he's,

It's not going to last because the drama it's going to cause is not worth it. And you can't bang him anyway. That's what I wanted. Oh, of course. That's what we all wanted. That's what we all wanted. Fuck. I can't believe he got away with that. I can't believe he got away with that. I've written everything for the whole show, but it's not fair that he got away with that. I can't believe he got away with that, bro. It's just...

I just remembered one ick. - Go on, go on, go on. - When you were talking about Jackson, when Jackson first came in and it was the whole triangle between Jackson, Olga and Izzy, and they were both chatting to Jackson. - Olga didn't shut the fuck up. - Fam, I'm gonna dash my drink in her face. Shut up. Shut up. - She was saying, yeah, I play rugby. Yeah, I did this. Yeah, I did that, blah, blah, blah. - Fam, I'm building orphanages. - Orphanages. - I'll kick her in a pool fam. You're chatting shit, brother. Get out of my face.

Fam Izzy was just there like rawr.

I can't even get an edge word in. And then when she went to go and tell Georgia and blah, blah, blah. And Georgia was like, oh, did you manage to get a word? He was like, thank you. Thank you. At least someone gets it. I couldn't believe how much Olga spoke. And then Olga's in the interview thing. Did you see him spotting me? High fives. I've got so many high fives. Shut up. Oh, he's going to pick me. Blah, blah, blah. He's going to pick me. He's going to pick me. I've never seen a smile turn to a frown so quick. Livid. Oh.

She must have felt so ugly. Oh, 100%. She must have felt so ugly inside and out. Oh, bro. Inside and out. The two ugliest moments of feeling in that whole time was one where that moment. Patrick. No, not even the Patrick thing. It was the Olga thing that you just said. And two was when Brianna got to choose someone to go on the date. She's like, I've got chocolate boy in the corner.

But I'm going to go with Nathan. I've got chocolate, boy, but I wouldn't be myself if I didn't go after what I want or something like that. A man was smiling. And then he sat by the pool and said, I hate being second place. I hate being second place. I'm leaving. After the man said he's a 10 out of 10. This is why you can't hype yourself up too much before you go on things like this. You came in and said you're a 10 out of 10. And then one girl that you fancied first said you're too short. The next girl you fancied said, I like you, but my man who I've never spoken to, I'm choosing him.

Yo. You've given me everything, but nah, my man. Get me off the show. I'm looking dead in a camera, mockumentary style or whatever it's called. Get me off the show. Cut the whole thing. Get me off the show. I'm taking the thing off and I'm taking the thing off. Get me off the show. You've humiliated me time and time again. I've been here 48 hours and you won't stop humiliating me. Your man said international TV. That sweetened me. I don't know why. Fam...

This is an international broadcasting network and you just stay humiliating me. Mugging me off. I'll never recover. Because after this, you're sending me back into the streets with no money and you expect me to just live my life. Man kept on talking about our college. I can use this. I can use this money for college. Shut up. You're not going to win. You're not going to win, bro.

fam i think that's enough too hot to handle that is i think that is enough too hot to handle sorry if you one don't watch the show i don't care about the show but you're gonna have to watch the show now you're gonna have to we're gonna have to watch the show now it's unfortunate but you're gonna have to watch the show jesus man um that was funny but yeah just real quick i've got a funny topic hit me so the other day i saw fam remember when i said to you

Facebook's got gold on it. Yes, you have, fam. Facebook's still got some gold in there. Deep in the trenches, it's got some gold. So I saw a little thread thing the other day, which was, what can you say during sex, but also at the family dinner?

Ooh, that sounds juicy. Fam? That sounds juicy. Let me just give you a taste. That sounds juicy. Here's the premise. What can you say during sex but can't... No, what can you say during sex but also at a family dinner? Okay. Yeah? First one. I'm craving a good stuffing. Bro? Yep, well played. Solid. Well played. Bro? I'm going to have to say them the way I read them. I know what you mean. Fam? Please don't invite Uncle Joe again. Please don't invite Uncle Joe again. No. Fam? Fam?

That bird was a bit dry. Bro, some of them are jokes. I'm not putting that in my mouth. Fair. Fam? Someone put, I don't want to be here. I don't want to be here. I can't imagine what she had to say that to a bird. Bro, that's jokes. Fam, this one. It's a mummy ting. Stop playing with it and just eat it.

I can never be in a sexual confrontation or sexual act and the yak tell me, stop playing with it, just fucking eat it. Stop playing with it, just eat it. I'll be so embarrassed. I'll feel so small. Stop playing with it, just eat it. I'll feel so small. I'd feel small, but I'd be kind of turned on. I'd be turned on, but I'll also be thinking, what the fuck am I doing? What am I even doing? What am I doing? But yeah, fam, I'll be turned on. Stop playing with it, just fucking eat it. Oh, and some weird little reverse subdom ting. I'll be a little bit like, yeah? Yeah.

Yes, ma'am. All right, say less. Yes, ma'am. Oh, Jesus. Yum. Tastes just like daddy's. Yum. Tastes just like daddy's. Yo. Imagine someone saying that. Yo. I don't care if we are at the dinner table. I don't care if we are at the dinner table. Yum. Tastes just like daddy's. That's just...

even if we are a completely plutonic dinner table don't say things like that fam let me read one thing because i've you said um daddy's or something i've got a tweet that reminded me oh so sorry g i have to find it oh fucking hell where is it where is it where is it that's annoying oh that's annoying i'll find it later but continue calm i think i'm gonna get one more anyway okay yeah it's just like daddy's oh finally it looked better than it tasted

That's very peak. That is a bit peak, G. That is very peak. That's a good thread. That's an interesting thread, fam. That's a good thread. It was bare with him. That's a really good thread. You know what made me interesting as well? Facebook's got gold, but people just aren't here for Facebook. Of course not. The people who are on Facebook, like...

There's a reason they're on Facebook. Okay. Because like, if you saw that on Twitter, there'd be heat in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Miles and miles of heat. Of course, of course, of course, of course. Some of these comments were so dead. I say some, the majority were so dead. And you think this, this is why this is on Facebook. Because Twitter would become fire. With dirt fire. Dirt fire. Fire. Fire for this. Dirt fire. But yeah, you had a video from me, didn't you?

Let's do the video and wrap up. Yeah. Oh, my God. It is on Twitter. Right. I don't even know where this video is from. I saw it. Died. And I should have... Loses. Gets nothing. Ms. Howard, what are you thinking? She lied. And I should have known better when I seen her hair. I got a feeling you were so worried. Weren't you? I mean, $9,000? I wasn't worried because... Is that real? Gets nothing. Ms. Howard...

no if you had no no no no no no no no no that can't happen that can't run it's the funniest ting bro out of context it's just tweeted i was like twitter is the funniest place on earth twitter twitter actually is the funniest place on earth like how has she left her yard like that

Bro, that's not on. It's not fair. Speaking of... Oh, actually, tell her before we finish. You did say it, actually, and I want to do it now. You said you've got icks that people keep sending you. Yes. Did you see the one the other day that was going around? In terms of... Did you see the one the other day that was like... I don't know which one it is. I'm sleeping already. You're waiting...

I'm like this. Did you see that other one the other day that was like, you must have seen it. I want to get, do you know sometimes, yeah, when I need to say something, I get vexed because I'm worried that I'm going to laugh and not get it out. So I have to compose myself first. That's why I can't look at you and stuff like that. Did you see the one that's like, your MCM tries to crack jokes with the barber and all he replies with is keep your head still. Yeah.

I didn't see that one, brother. Nah. Oh my God. That's peak. The one I did see though, similar, very similar because it was a barber ting. She said something along the lines of, I've got on my phone. My ick is when he's at the barbers and he has to wear that wizard cape tight around his neck. Also when he wears skinny jeans, men who wear skinny jeans with their balls dangling with no air. That end, that end was stupid.

But she was talking about the fucking cape thing. The fucking cape thing. The wizard cape, bro. We have no choice. Literally. We have no choice in the matter. What do you want me to do about it? What do you want me to do about it? We have no choice in the matter. That's literally like I told you that time where I nearly got the parking ticket. A man left the cape on me. And I literally had to... Half head. I'm half head. He literally done the outside, no fade. I had Afro on top. No. Skin around the sides. No, brother. Wizard cape. Tissue around my neck. And literally had to run out and the tingles just fling. Yeah. Yeah.

Nah. How someone didn't drop kick me, I don't know. Bro, I would have yanked the ting off and said, you have to wrap another one around. That one's long gone. That one is long gone. Bro, bro. Oh, that's too funny. I've never been so humiliated. And the peer pressure that...

All the patrons of the shop put on me to move my car. I was willing to firm the ticket. Secure the fine. And all of them were like, nah, just go and move your fucking car. And they're making me feel like an asshole. Yeah. Just move your car, big man. We'll wait. I'm in the chair. I'm in the chair. And they were like, it's fine. Move your fucking car. It's not fine. Look at my hair top. Look at my hair top. And that's the thing. I was too embarrassed at that time to be like, I'm not going out like this. So finish my hair. I'm not going out like this.

fuck that's jarring yeah but jokes at the same time it was very jokes but yeah man we've been chatting your ear off for long enough guys we have just gonna wrap it up jump into Too Hot To Handle enjoy yourself let us know what you think we've already had a few messages about it actually asking if we've seen it

Now you know. There you go. You clearly know we've seen it. Guys, if you want to catch up on some more episodes coming Thursday, patreon.com forward slash shits and gigs. As always, guys, please chirps the thing in the comments. Like the video. Speaking of chirps, sorry, I know we're ending the show. I was looking on the comments, maybe last Monday's video or the Monday before. Someone commented chirps. Fam, that's what they keep doing. Literally just chirps, question mark. That's what I said to you the other week, bro. Chirp, chirp.

That's what they keep doing. And fam, you know what? Yeah. The guys have been lagging now. It's more girls putting it up. Yeah. Yeah. Girls are flying the flag. They're throwing their thing out there. You might need to reel them in. And then the girls are just bang, bang, bang. They're ready for it. They're ready. Man them. Reply. Yeah, please. Reply. Because they want it. They're on it. Yeah. They're bang on it, bro. Gang. All right, guys. Love, love, love. Gang, gang, gang.

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