HARRY PINERO & DARKEST MAN!
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Do I say yummy? Yeah.

- No. Squamcious, maybe. - That's too many syllables, man. - Tickety-boo. - I just growl. - That's insane.

- Guys. - Girls. - Welcome back. - Welcome back indeed. - So we're cooking, we're cooking this month. We have some guests for you today, which I'm very, very excited about. - Yeah, man. - So we've had them on individually before and they are two of my favorite episodes of all time. - 100%, 100%. - Funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny episodes. - Yeah, man. - Some of our best performing episodes. It's not that it matters, but it's a nice touch. - Numbers never lie. - Yeah, so.

They decided that they were on our dicks so much. - Okay, okay. - Don't speak unless you're spoken to. - We haven't started. - Please don't interrupt. - Don't interrupt us, please. - Please don't interrupt. - Drastic turn. - Yeah. So I'll start again. They decided they were on James O'Farrill's dick so much that they should try and be like us. And I commend them for it. - Yeah. - I'm proud of them.

you guys need a spike in viewership. We're good friends. We'll do what we can. So guys, the warmest welcome we've ever given to the Old and Bald podcast, also known as Harry Pinero and Darkest Man. Big round of applause. - You know what? I know that was well thought through. That was well thought through. - That's why I left the room five minutes earlier. - I was especially like, you can do this, J. - You can do this.

- Guys, listen, before anyone gets carried away, you know, you guys are an inspiration that, you know, do you know what I mean? That a podcast can be fun. It doesn't always have to be serious. There was no dicks involved in this. - Good. - But yeah, thank you for paving the way for people like us, man. - Yeah, I appreciate it. - Look, we come here free of charge. - Why is Darkie struggling not to laugh? - I can't take you seriously, bro. - Why do you lie? - Why do you say it and then you- - Your lip quivers. - It's just how my face maneuvers.

- Sorry, aye. - Maneuvers. - Yeah, manoeuvres, spell it. - Whoa, he's done it today. - I'm one hit on the quarter quarter, yeah. When he wants to embarrass you, say it in your face. - Yeah, oh no, that is 100%. - There's no like laughing about it. - No emotion, say it. - Yeah, spell it. - I don't know how to spell it either. - Yeah, but you know what, we don't care. - Yeah, as long as we can say it, we're fine. - As long as I can do the word, that's fine. - Maneuver, come on man. But anyway guys, thank you so much for coming on the show today.

- Big man, we're very, very, very, very, very gassed to have you here. - Likewise bro, gassed to be here. - Gassed to be here. - 'Cause when we got the call and the message that was gonna be here, all I was thinking about was, okay, now I can start affording things.

- Yeah, so before we was going through, you know, Cross the Lips. Now, two episodes! - After the first time I thought, okay, we're done with this bull jute. He gave us what we needed. It was a ha ha, funny, we're not-- - But now, thank you guys. - Alhamdulillah, yeah. I can sleep again. Thank you, man. - You're welcome, guys.

- We had the pleasure of doing your podcast. - It was fun. - Which- - Very fun episode. - Yeah. - I had a good time. - It was fun at expense. Is what it felt like. - Yeah. - Okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it was fun at the expense of feelings. - Oh really? - Do proceed. - As you know, we used to have a segment where we would roast our guests. Well, we wouldn't roast our guests. We'd ask the streets to roast our guests. You guys were exhibited.

- Yeah, yeah. - In that. - I'm familiar with the question. - We've since disregarded that. - Okay, yeah, yeah. - Did you have something to say? - No, I was left with some scars. - Oh, okay. - Yeah, yeah. - Healed now? - Yeah. - It's a question. - Yeah, yeah. - But you could, you could say. - You could say you're healed. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - All right, gang. Yeah, and we thought, you know what? We don't wanna do that anymore. We've grown. We're more mature now. We don't wanna do stuff like that. We're gonna go visit our friends at their studio, do their podcast, have a good time.

- And you guys couldn't wait to not only roast us, but to remind us that it wasn't actually the streets that wrote these. - It was personal. - It was personal. - Okay. - And you got the notepad out and you wanted to tell us exactly how you felt about us and what you thought about us. - Are we friends? - I thought so. - Friends are honest. So sometimes friends say things that they feel. - He's completely by himself. - Yeah, no, no. I'm just saying that sometimes friends say things that they feel

but their heart is still open. - Do you feel like Fuhrer is a brownie with limbs? Is that what you're saying? - I didn't say that. - Is that how you feel? - No. - That's the first thing I was thinking. - No, no, no. - Do you think my belt buckle stinks? - No, no, no. - Only if you go to the gym. - No, no, no. - You think I wear a belt to the gym? - It's on a pro, you never know. - I know. - 'Cause nobody's not from London, so I don't know what they do up there. - Do you feel like I'm Drake's sister?

- What do you define as? - What's Drake's sister to you? What does that mean? - Okay, you know what, I'm more pissed. - 'Cause we may have the same name. - 'Cause when I said, "Is he this, is he that?" You were like, "No, no, no, no, no." When I said, "Am I Drake's sister?" You said, "Yes, yes, yes." - Let me dissect this one. - All right, so this, but again,

- We don't feel anything negative about you guys, but we did ask the streets just for one time to reprise the role and the segment. We haven't done it in a while. So if you don't mind, just as a nice icebreaker. - Before you start, can you say something nice about me? - Oh, I can say so many things. - Thanks, just one. - Right, so can I say something? You might prove it to this. Darkest drives a wonderful car. - Thank you, appreciate it. - He offered me candy as soon as I got in there.

- For my guest? - Yeah, for his guest. I mean, did I feel sus when he said, "Jump in the car, I've got sweets"? Yeah, a little bit.

- He rolled up his tongue. - Like a man in a van. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Damn. - Yeah, so the BMW for an ice cream van and it's long. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Took a page out of John Wayne Gator with that one. He's the clown killer, innit? That clown killer. - He is, he is, he is, he is. - Okay, cool. - Yeah, cool.

- Played. But yeah, anyway, he did offer me sweets in the back of his car. - Okay, don't say in the back of his car. I did it, it was at the front. I was driving you a Patsy. I didn't say jump in the back, I'm not a damn Uber. I said to you, "Brother, I offer this to my guests, "do you want a sweet?" Don't make it sound weird, you fuck. - Yeah, you fuck!

- He's emotional. - He's emotional. - Yeah, bro, my bad. He got me in his car. He offered me sweets. I did accept. They were really, really nice auntie type sweets. You know the ones that have the flower over them in the tin? - Yes, yes. - Yeah, and he smelled incredible also. - He did. I complimented him as soon as I had it. - Yeah, he smelled incredible. So there you go. Is that nice enough or more? - I mean, that wasn't really general. That's just what happened today. I mean, that was just, I mean, but you know, it's fine. I'll take it. I'll take it. - Fucking hell.

- I sent you stuff for your sciatica and you said thank you. - Yeah, he did, he did. Okay, that's not really a compliment about me. That's just him helping me. - Now you know the type of person he is. He has not said one thing that's good about you and your character. - Yeah, my character. - He's just explaining the day in a nice way. - He just went through all our interactions. - The day! - That's it. - You just went through our last four interactions. That's what you did to me. - All right, I think you're a wonderful human being. - See, look, why can't you be more like him?

- That was the most generic thing anyone can ever say. - That's what I am! - Generic. - You're easily pleased. These two have got fire and brimstone in their phones and they're just setting the scene up. So just- - We could have been done by now. - Yeah, well, I'm good. - Yeah, you go, James. - So we're gonna start with Harry, if that's okay. - Okay. - I think it is okay. Yeah. First, easy. This one's actually not that bad. Harry's hairline looks like it was AI generated, but it lagged out halfway through. That's...

- That's fine. - Take it or leave it. - Yeah, yeah. - Just take it or leave it. - Take it or leave it. - Keep it together. - Yeah, I know, I know. - All right. - I like the creativity behind that. - Cool, I agreed. - Same, same. I like this one too. - What would you agree with? The statement or the- - No, I just thought the imagination.

- Because it is imagination, it's not facts. - Okay, yeah, true. - You got beautiful hairline. - Yeah, depends how you view it. - And you actually do, no, can I actually say something? - Please. - I've always been disgruntled. - What's that mean? - Please. - Yeah, you're dying for it. - Yeah, I mean, yeah. - You're asking for it. Right, I've always been disgruntled about how the internet treats your hairline. - Thank you. - It's not even peak. - I don't think it's bad. - No, it's not. - It's not. - It's just not where it should be.

- But that's okay. - Yeah. You can't see all of it straight on. - Okay, we can move on now. - But at angles, it's clean. - Yeah, yeah. - It's a five a side, not 11 a side. - Okay, see now you're doing it again. - You can see more people on the pitch. - The other day, I was FaceTiming someone. - But I just wanted to know if everyone's involved. - It's like you're sat at the halfway line and you can still see the whole pitch, you just have to use your neck. - Yeah.

- It's a tennis match. - He said it's a tennis match. He said it's a tennis match. No, no, you can't say that. It's a tennis match. Look at me, look at me. You didn't just say that to me. It's a tennis match. - No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

- Wow. - Wow. - That was clean from you. - I'm shocked. - Sorry. - I'm shocked. - How many have we got through one? Sorry, sorry, sorry. All right, lock in, lock in, lock in. - I'm gonna make it fair. Darkest, you're up. - Valid. - Why does Darkest look like the uncle that owes everyone money? - That's a little bit true.

- That's a little bit true. - I'm gonna put you back in there for you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'll take that. Okay, that's just, that's not bad. - That isn't that bad. - That's not bad, thank you. I appreciate it. See look, I like that. Ease me into your crazy world. - Yeah, yeah. - Cool. Harry looks like he says yummy when he eats us. - I see that. I understand. - Ooh. - I get it. - Yummy. - Going off the back of our previous encounter in this show as well. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay, all right. - Yeah, we're charging that. - What I realised about being here is,

When you speak freely, it comes to attack you. So I'm just going to say. I saw you being hailed a lot as well though. No, I did see that. Yeah. But human nature is you focus on the bad. Yeah, of course. You were hailed, bro. People were gasping for it. I can confirm that I don't say yummy. Okay. Okay, that's not a word that I say. Good, good. There you go. They're very condescending, you know, these guys. I'm being dead arse. If you don't say yummy, you don't say yummy. Do you? Do I? Do I say yummy? Yeah.

- No. Squamcious, maybe. - That's too many syllables, man. - Tickety-boo. - I just growl. - That's insane. That is insane. That is insane. Oh my God. - Why? - No, wait, wait, wait.

- I got a headache, I got a headache. All right, cool. - Oh, the image! Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. - Damn. - Darkest, you ready? - Oh, is it me again, you son of a bitch? - Yeah, yeah, we're going. - Okay, yeah, go on. - Paul's back and forth. - All right. - Darkest Man looks like he was a missing Wayans Brothers, but they left him in the Shadow Realm. - Keep, bro. - A missing Wayans Brother. - We came together at the same time. Just keep it together.

- Yeah, you good? - Yeah, I'm fine. - Yeah, solid as a rock, well, what was it? - Can I just say something? - The shadow now. - That's the second time I've been called a Wayans brother, you know? - No, bro. - Really? - Damn! - Yeah, I don't really get Wayans brother a lot. - They're lame though, I can't put it off. - They're handsome. - They're handsome. - They're incredible, talented guys. - Yeah, man. - But a missing one means that. - Yeah, missing one's like crazy. - This one ain't coming with us. - We had a brother. - Yeah, yeah. - But they don't know who he is. - We left that nigga at home.

- Yeah. - Yeah. - Okay. - That's very creative though. - Yeah. - Exactly. - It's all about the creativity. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Left him in the shadow realm. - No, shadow realm is that's right. - Shadow realm. - That's Jiu Jitsu. - Yeah. - Did you ever see the episode of "The Simpsons" where Bart had a twin and they left him in the Ike? 'Cause he was just clapped. - No, I didn't. - He was clapped. - I've never watched "The Simpsons". Never been to "The Simpsons" girl. - Really? - You've never seen any episode of "The Simpsons"? - No, I love "The Simpsons". - No, I was into like "Ike" and "Ike Harley". You watch "Ike Harley"? - Nah, bro. - Drake and Josh? - My mum didn't pay for television. We just had the standard one to five. - Yeah.

- I had both. - I had both. - I did it. - What's the US problem? What the fuck are you telling me for? - Say less. - Don't say say less. - Damn. - You said say less. - I've got a few problems right here. So let's crack on.

- So you probably put those. - The way you mumbled it as well. - Fuck. - They premised this with, "It's all love." By the way. - That's usually a bad word. - They started with, "It's all love." But Harry's so old, he moisturizes with WD-40. - Damn, squeaky. - They said your joints are screaming. - For lubricant. - Yeah. - Screaming. - All right, can I just ask here, yeah? Why is it whenever it's mine, yeah, there's a,

- There's just ad libs going on left, right and center. You said needs lubricant. - Yes! - Like bro, it's like, you sound like a rap boss. - Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. All right, next one's for you. I won't ad lib. - Thank you. - I'll try. - Can we not ad lib for any of them? Actually, okay, fine. - No, do you know what bro? It's their show. Let them do it. - All right, all right, all right. Darkest school photo looks like a locked character. - Oh.

- Nah bro. - You gotta do more levels. - Wow, devil gin. That's crazy. - Devil gin. - I can't see that. - Yeah, you can't do nothing to them. - What can I do? - Yeah, it's long. - Yeah, that's tough. - And when did I show a school for it? I haven't put no school for it. - Yeah, it's fine bro. - It's all good. - It's calm bro. These really aren't even that bad, to be fair. Harry's beard looks like a toothbrush that's been used for years. And then it said dot, dot, dot, done out.

- No ad-libs bro. - You don't have anything. - A toothbrush has been used for years. - Okay, wait. - No one's even seen that. - You know what, get it off your chest. Get it off your chest. I think I said it all last episode. So I don't wanna double down on your beard. I just feel like for someone to call your beard done out is crazy. For a human being to look at another human being and look at you and say, "Done out."

- Yeah, there's just no rate with that. - He said, "Where's the humanity?" - Done out. - Done out. - Have you seen what a tattered toothbrush looks like? - I don't think anyone's even seen that. - They didn't say tattered though. - You said tattered. - Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Yeah, but imagery, you know, it's crazy. - Yeah, yeah, okay. - Darkest face looks like the black version of Megamind after puberty.

- You can go, you can go. - You remember, you thought it was a good idea to come in here. - No, no, you can go, you can go. Because I've always called you Mega Man as well. - No, you haven't, not once. - I have, I have, I have. - So you're just gonna lie to the people that we just met today. - No, no, you do look like a bit. - That's peak, man. - Just attached. - 'Cause the plot was he had to change his face to get by. - Okay, bro, do you think my head, okay, listen, bro. I've got a big head. It is what it is, you know what I mean? But do you think it's too big for my body? I think it's in proportion. Please say something quick. - No, I don't think it's too big for your body. - Huh? - I don't think your head shape is too big for your body. - It matches the, I feel like,

Read the next one. Oh my God. That's personal, you know? They're saying you look like you take cocaine, fentanyl and a lot of them. That's what you look like. Like you ain't got long left. No, but I don't need the running commentary. No, but that's what they're saying about you.

- No, but they didn't. All those words came from you right now. - But if I could speak for the people. - That's basically what you'd be saying. Is there any more for Harry? - Mr. Clean. - Is there any more for Harry so I can explain to him? Please tell me there's one more. - No, no, no. - No, no, no, listen, genuinely. - Oh, there is one more. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't even see this one. Just real quick, it just says Harry's school photo is on a stone tablet. - Okay, bro, so they're trying to say that you grew up, that you've witnessed everything since the beginning of time. - They said your photos are...

Stone age, ice age, you've seen it all. - Ice age. - Like the invention of the light bulb, you were there like, what a good idea, honestly, great. - Wow, yeah, they'd never seen you before Thomas Edison. - I'm joking. - You double down. - I'm joking. - You see, it wasn't me. It wasn't me this time. - I bet, sometimes, yeah.

- Nevermind. - It's cool, man. - Nevermind. - We've never seen you before, Thomas. - Wow. - Yeah, no, no, no, my bad. - Wow. - Last one. They look like shits and giz from Wish. - I mean, that- - What do you mean? - I mean- - I mean- - No, but like- - You mean what? - I mean, S&G, old and bold, you know. - You was gonna do this, wasn't you? - Okay, first of all, yeah. - Okay, no, but you know what it is? - What's he trying to say? What's he trying to say? - He's basically trying to say, in essence, yeah, we dream of it at night, of being where they are.

That's what he's been trying to say. Which is, it's fine. It's cool, man. I've spent many nights dreaming of being you guys. So I think it's fair. Yeah, man. No, look. Do you want us to be honest with you? Yeah. Go on. We came here knowing that you two are the biggest duo podcast out there. And we're here to pay homage. And that's a lie. The truth is, we came here really and truly because we like you guys. And we're friends. And we just want to...

- And I love you guys for you. - Yeah. - Thank you guys. - We love you for you. - Yeah, that's all it is. - I hope so. - Thanks. - These aren't our words by the way. - You sure? - Yeah, we didn't say none of this. - We didn't make any up like you man did for us. - I promise you, yeah. Look, I'm not a snitch, never told in my life, but today I will. It was him. I did absolutely nothing. I literally came to put him up my story. The people asked this, these things about you. They said that you and your belt. - My co-host ladies and gentlemen. - Fucking crazy. - My co-host.

- Yeah. - Snake. - God damn snitch. Snake in the grass. Anyway, that's it. - Thank you. - I don't think we'll ever do it again. - We're done as well. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Truth, truth, it's done. - So obviously you guys have just started your podcast, Old and Bored. Tell us,

OG story, what made it come about? What Gaster is about? - No, thank you. I think the essence of it all comes from our relationship on YouTube. I think it's one of them ones where as a duo, we've always been told you two should start something or you two should be part of something. And I feel like it was a call from him, random call, FaceTime. And he was just like, "What'd you think of starting a podcast?"

Wow. Like, and at the time I was kind of feeling like I needed something else that belonged to us or belonged to me myself. And this is the perfect thing. Obviously, Darkest being my friend and also someone I love working with.

And then immediately he said, "Yeah, why don't we call it Old and Bold?" And I was just like, "Wow, you're spitting today." Like, incredible. And then I was just like, "Yeah, this makes sense." Like, you know, it makes sense. Obviously everyone calls me old. He's obviously, you know what I'm saying? - Less, less, less. - So yeah, sorry. - Let's just move straight to it. - And then I called my manager straight away. And then he was like, "It's fucking sick, bro. "This is a great idea." And that's how he talks.

And yeah, bro, we just said, let's go. And there wasn't really that much thought behind it or origin story like how you guys was. It wasn't as amazing as that. But just based on our relationship, we just thought it's the best thing for us to do. Did you guys have any idea what you guys were talking about on the show when you first started? Literally not a single clue. But I thought we could...

i thought it could be figured out quite easily as long as we've got the format running so yeah when i got i got pitched the podcast initially for me only i was like do you want to start a podcast and i was like that won't make sense i've been filming with harry panera's on my last nine to ten videos like and i wanted to sort of change the dynamic of you know you jump on my video i'll jump on your video you drop them out why don't we just have something together yeah you know what i mean and then i thought harry immediately the first thing that came to my head was harry panera so i was like my next phone call was him and i was like yo do you want to start a podcast

He was just like, yeah, immediately. And I was just like, yeah, let's get the ball rolling. I didn't even know we were going to, I didn't have a name at that point. I didn't have a name at that point. And then I came up with Old and Bold and that's when I told him. But in terms of what we were going to talk about, how we're going to do it, the kind of vibe we want to bring to it, all that kind of thing, it wasn't figured out. Yeah.

I think just our Even our first day of filming We kind of just sat down We didn't know how long We were filming for Like we asked our producer How long are we going for An hour and a half Oh my god We were just talking for Literally Because we can waffle bro We can actually We can go off on tangents And stuff like that And as soon as I always thought If we have that chemistry Podcast should be light Do you know what I mean So yeah We got the ball rolling now And I think we've got A better hang of it

I'm so gassed. You guys don't even understand, bro. I get so gassed about this kind of stuff. I just want to give you guys your flowers for a minute as well. Cause you guys have been like in the YouTube game for like a few years, some more than others, like a few years. Um, it's fine.

- This is love, so. - It is. - Taking the opinions off. - Yeah, it is. It is nothing but love. And it's nice that like you guys have obviously been boys for like years and you've collabed on so many things over the years. And I've seen it myself over the last like year or so, like anything that you guys are doing has just been taken off. And then all over my TikTok is just clips from you guys. Like whether it's the rapping shit or just like roasting each other or just like anything. It's just like Harry and Darkus, Harry and Darkus, Harry and Darkus.

And the fact that you guys have been in the same rooms for so long and like you guys will know just as much as we know that like

the lifespan of a creator is short. And you can, when you're at your peak, you always think this is probably the best it's gonna get. And like now that you guys, again, who have already been boys for so long, people are starting to see like, oh, these guys are actually like sick together. And you just started like a brand new thing. I saw your first episode blew up immediately. So I just want to sing your flowers. Yeah. Do you know what it is? Thank you. Appreciate it. Do you know what it is as well though? I think when you asked the question about what it is that we wanted to do, we just wanted to be as unserious as possible. Yeah. I think what I realized is that I've done things where I've tried to do something serious and

as much as it's great, people are like, "We don't give a shit. We just wanna see you laugh. We wanna be able to take the piss out of you." And I feel like being able to, like even the roast that you just done, like I like that stuff. It's like, I like to take the piss out of people also the same as me. And I want that to be something that people can watch also.

I know my viewers, I know what they like and how much it affects them. Their day to day of just being able to watch something that's funny or get to know the person that they've been watching for a long time. And I think with guests like yourselves and obviously people that we actually like, not just getting guests that look good and sound good and whatever, we want to get people that we like so that the relationships are on camera and off camera are no different. So yeah, we love it, man. Gang, bro. When did, obviously you guys are like,

famously known for almost all your clips, you rap. - Yeah. - When and where did this start from? Like where was the idea or did you just, who started it first? - I don't know, you know. I think it's just one of those things where we like to, we like rap, we like rap music. - Okay. - So you always imitate something that you don't do, right? And I think we literally hit a random freestyle. I can't even remember what video it was, but

i'm trying to remember now you see when you see the reaction i know what made me realize we've got to continue doing this is when you see the reaction or you post it as a real on your instagram and you see other people in like actual battle comments but we've got about rappers messaging us you've got like people like rich saying bro you're going crazy yeah yeah tell me no one can't tell me i don't know how to rap yeah one of the best ever is saying bro you're going crazy then you know it's something but then

We then obviously we all like watching battle rap. - Yeah, I've been watching battle rap for years. - So he's been watching it for years, but so have I back in the day. - Okay.

It's not even about what you're saying, it's how you say it. So we just imitate the little things. - You man have the cadence on low. - It's crazy. - It's too, they're animating. - You didn't know what I said, so I say it again. Hit him again. Hit him again. Like it's probably, I'm not saying anything. - It's random words. Mango on a fruit platter.

- Bro, what is that? - Animated. - It's animated, bro. - It's too funny. - I think that's why it's done so well. - Okay. - Jason's gone. - Jason's gone. - Oh, God. - And you know what's so rad? Obviously, we've done videos with like so many other people and they've tried to do it as well. - Okay. - He's gone, he's gone. They've tried to do it as well and it's like,

In their head They're thinking I'm gonna sack myself up To do it But when Darkie Says it out of nowhere I'm like he's hype man Yeah Okay So I'll be like He'll say something And I'll be like What you mean And it's like Bro it's I don't know I don't know how we do it But it's It's unreal I think it proves Dividends as to how Like your Relationship as friends Makes this podcast Or your podcast Like do well You know

because it's clear that- - We do that shit off camera as well. - Exactly, that's what I'm saying. Being able to be how you are off camera and be the same on camera is just, it's a blessing. So yeah, well played man, to both of you. - No, definitely, and go back to Issa, actually. - He's gone still! - That's so dumb. - That's fucking rotten to me, bro. I swear to God, me and Fred have sat in his studio watching these clips from you, man. And I've been like,

I swear to God it's not from the top. I swear to God, I have never written anything in my life. There's been something that I've thought about, like for example- - We have like max 30 seconds to actually do that. - Yeah, yeah, like if I know that there's a person whose name is so easy, for example, Big Zoo. Yeah, I remember what I said because it's like Big Zoo is such an easy rhyme scheme. - Big Zoo, Big Food.

whatever. And it sounds crazy, but I've noticed that it's the way we say it. - It's the delivery. - The delivery. - The delivery's clean, bro. I'm so fucking jealous. It makes me laugh. - We really want to get a battle rapper on an episode. - Oh, I think it's doable. - And just go like, we would actually write for that one though.

- You'd have to bro. - Do you think writing would be better than the- - Have more time. - I feel like- - I like off the cuff. - That's what I'm saying. The way you guys do off the cuff, it's just like, oh damn, this is- - It's funnier to us when it's off the cuff. - Yeah, you can't blame them. - Yeah, because they'll start saying some stuff like, "Darkus and Harry, Marcus and Mary." - That's what I was gonna say. - Bro, they'll all just be sitting there like, "Oh no, it's Marcus and Mary." - "Darkus and Harry, Marcus and Mary."

What the fuck?

- That's too funny. - That's too funny. - That's too funny. - That's too funny. - That's that layer and stuff. You know what I'm thinking? I don't even know what that means. - We are fans of the art though. 'Cause it is an art. As much as we are not mocking it, but we're having fun with it, it is a real art. The way you're able to captivate a crowd and make them... And I like when they say something and it goes over the top and they go,

Y'all didn't hear what I said. It went down. Clip longer than lifespan.

- I love that one. - Clip longer than life's film. Come on man, how long is that clip? That's a long clip. - That said he wanted a badge. - What do you have? - Someone left him on a stone island. - Come on though. - Someone left him on a stone island. - You guys are clean with it man. - Yeah, fair, fair. - You guys are two, two, two clean with it. Jesus Christ.

- Wanna run the first game? - Yeah, let's run the first game. - My head's pounding, bro. We've got a game for you, man. - Yes. - Ellis is gonna explain it 'cause I can't even remember what it was. - So, you're in teams. - Oh, okay. - You'll be given, it's call the bluff, raise the stakes, or prove your claim. - Okay. - You'll be given a random category, and once you've decided which team member out of your team will be tackling the category, there'll be a bidding war to see who thinks they can name the most items within that category.

That's the other one. That's the same guy, right? Yeah.

If you achieve your number you bid, you win that number of points. However, if you fail, you lose a number. - Okay, Harry, let me ask you a question. - Yeah. - When did you stop listening? - I stopped listening after the first bid. - Yeah, yeah. - When he said bid and while I was gone. And I just said, "Ooh," because people are watching. - I'm gonna do-

- I heard every word. - We know the game, that's why. - We know the game. - For the layman's in the audience, what's gonna happen is there's gonna be a random category. I might say, oh, I can name seven of that category. Harry might say, I can name 10. Doug might say he can name 15. I'm gonna say that's cap, sir. I don't think you can name 15 of those. And he'll proceed to try and name 15 of whatever the category is. That's incorrect? - Incorrect, incorrect. - Why is it incorrect? - It's a time, isn't it? - Oh, it's 2v2. - Yeah.

- And Tats, is it timed as well? - Yeah, 30 seconds. - 30 seconds. What do you mean two people at a time? So it's just me, Harry, me, me, Harry, me. - So for example, who's going to be the character? - Oh, Juicy. I didn't even know that. - All right, first category, British rappers. - I'll step up, folks. I'm going to lean back on this one. - Okay, can I be honest with you though? I genuinely feel like this is the first point of the day for us.

Okay, British rappers. So we say how much you can make. And who starts off with? Harry and Darkish, you're going first. Oh, we need to pick? In how many seconds? 30 seconds. In 30 seconds? 15? 15. You can name 15. 16. 17. In 30 seconds? Yep. Cap. All right. 17. Get the... Now!

- All right, cool, cool, cool. - Should we go one for one? - No, he can only speak. - Okay then, all right. - All right, three, two, one, go. - Giggs, Stormzy, Wretch, Scorchar, Dave, Central C, P Money, Dizzy Rascal, Skeptar, JME, Young Tef, Dave, Chip, Wiley, Getz. - Say Getz.

- Merxton. - Two, one. - You only got 14, bitch! - Oh, damn. - This game means the world to me. - You know what? This game means the world to me. - These are our guests. These are our guests. - I'm enthusiastic, I'm enthusiastic. - The last time I was here, obviously,

- I get it, I get it. - You smoked. - I started freezing. - That's the pressure bro, the most freezing. - You said 17, I think 30 seconds, that's more than one a second, bro. - The first 10, you threw them all. - I was like, oh, it's actually charged. - Nah, but you know. - The B on that bitch, have you heard? - You have to say sorry. - I did say sorry. - No, no, I don't want the sorry. - No, no, no, I apologize. - You can keep it.

- Yeah. - Yeah, I forgot to say them. - A lot of them. - After the 30 seconds, you know, you're- - Yeah, everything comes back to you, yeah. - So what, they're down how many points? - Minus one. - Minus one point. - Oh, so we're doing that one then, okay. - Okay, you don't have to scream it. Just text it back to us. - James and Fuad, your category is sex positions. How many can you name in 30 seconds? - I'm gonna start with like three, four. - Six. - Six? You just jumped two, so two just came in your head. - Think about it though. - Yeah. - That is easy for them to do.

- They're dirty guys. - Of course. - Yeah. - Wow. - Wow. - So we hit them with a seven. - All right, cool. - Do you know what I'm trying to say to you? - Okay, eight. - Cap. - Cap. There's no way I'm God's green. You just made one up. - And we need, I need to listen. - You need a keyboard. - Gotcha! - You gotta say legit ones. - I got no six. - You can't just say baggage claim and then say, yeah, that's the best. - Baggage claim. - Yeah. - And you can't say,

- On the shoulder because that is basically dogs. - All right, okay, can I go? - You said eight, so that's for you. - My heart's racing. - All right, three, two, one, now. - Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, collapsed doggy, pile driver, lawn chair, I'm pretty sure is one, so we stack them. Fetal position, that's eight.

- Feet are positioned the same. - All right, so are we changing the doggy that is- - I wanna do VAR on a couple of them. - There's a few things that are the same thing, but just different ways. - Okay, doggy is doggy. Collapsed doggy is when she lays flat on her stomach. - That's a new doggy though. - No, it's a different position. - It's still doggy. - That's a different position, bro. - Are we Googling positions now? - No, no. Okay, look, at the end of the day- - I didn't name it.

- I understand because the feelings are completely different. We know that. - They are. - We know. But I'm saying it's still doggy. - It's not because you can say reverse cowgirl and cowgirl is still cowgirl. - Feet or position, a sexual position consisting of a woman curled up like a fetus and a man lying straight having sex with her belly button. - That's tummy sticks.

- I made that up. - I was about to say, you know too much. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm like, you're holding back on how much you know. - Yeah. - All right, well, we'll give that to you. That's the point. - Let's go. - Gang, gang, gang, gang, gang. - I was so nervous. - I know you were. - I know you were. - All right, Harry Darkest. - Yes. - Your next category is anime protagonist. - What's protagonist mean? - MC, the main character. - The main characters. - Oh, shuchachachi. - How many in 30 seconds?

Not supporting characters either. Main. Main. Yeah, yeah. Alright, how many can you name then? You're first. Stop thinking of names. Okay, 10. 10. I'm going to start with 10. Yikes. You're controlling this one. I'm out. I'm out. Damn, 10 is a lot. I would say 11. I don't think they have 11 in them. But you said 10. Do I want to go 12?

Think about it. Safety or let it off. We're already minus one anyway. So we have nothing to lose now. I'm going to say 12. Cap his ass, bro. Yeah, cap me. I got it. Cap his ass. 12's a lot.

- He swallowed spit, cap. - I'm getting ready to spit, that's why. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, cap. - All right, we're done. - Yeah. - Yeah, we're done. I tried to get them safe. - Oh. - You lose. - I played my hand way too early. - Okay. - Way too early. - All right, 30 seconds. - Oh, we're all counting. - Three, two, one, go. - Okay, Luffy, Goku, Naruto, Eren, Son Jin-woo, Tyson, Yugi. How much is that? - Seven. - Seven, keep going. - So, Gon. - Can I help him? - Nope. - Nope.

Light Kagami from Death Note. - Damn. - Boku. Yeah. And Tanjiro. - Come on! - Tanjiro.

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- It's one zero now, yeah, yeah. - Cool. - Well fucking done bro. You reeled off the first seven like that. - Yeah. - Nah, I had to. - Well played. - Oh my God. - Okay, your next category is animals you can beat in a fight. - What? That's subjective, isn't it? - Generally though, like if they say something wrong, we win. - Oh, so you have to- - So realistically, none of us here can beat up a lion. - You never know.

- You know what I mean? - What was that? - On your, on your, on your- - Catch you on the wrong day? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, go on. - 15. - Cat. - 15? - Cat. - Cat, okay. - Cat. - Basically saying, y'all please don't say 60. - Animals, yeah? - You can beat up. - Yeah, in a fight. - Three, two, one. - Dog, rabbit, cat, turtle, turtoise, frog, fox, sheep, hamster, fred. - That's nine.

- That's nine. - You got six more you bitch ass. - Pigeon, chicken, rooster. - Ooh. - Three more.

- Three, two, one. - Yes! - You forgot every insect. - Grasshopper, there's animals, they're animals, no? - You could have been cheeky. - Grasshopper, mouse, rat. - What the fuck? - Rodents. - Can I be honest with you? Now you know, yeah? - Yeah, the pressure. - It's not nice. - My butt was beating. - Bro, you start forgetting things. - Yeah, I was forgetting all of it. - Damn, bro. - James, when he said 50 and I said catfish,

- So it's nil-nil, yeah? - No, it's down to zero. - Yes, yes, nil-nil, nil-nil, yes, yes. - Come on, damn. - All right, your next category is football players.

- Harry Pinera. - Okay. - Okay, I'm gonna start, football players, football players in general, wait, like past and present. - Football players, yeah, in general. - Okay, I'm a high road, can I start you off? I think you can go for 20. - Yeah. - Okay. - In 30 seconds, yeah. - Wait, you call the cap immediately? - No, I would say 21. - 22. - In 30 seconds? - Yep. - 23, 24. - Don't let him play you guys. - 'Cause I think his max is 25 and he's just trying to push you there. So when he's gonna say 25 now, you're gonna have to go 26.

- Play a smart field, please. - What's the number? What you want? - 24. - In 30 seconds, Cap. - Okay, can we get the timer? - Three, two, one. - Onana, De Ligt, Maguire, Mazarraui, Amadiolo, Hoyland, Xerxe, Bukayo Saka, Odegaard, Martinelli, Raya, Saliba, Gabriel, Jadon Sancho, Kukurela, Roberto Sanchez, Enzo Fernandez, Caicedo, Van Dijk, Mohamed Salah, Luis Diaz,

Javi earlier, then we've got Isak, then we've got a nice little Dan Burn. - Three, two, one. - How long have we got? - You have three seconds left. - You didn't touch Real Madrid or Barca. - I didn't eat you though. - You see what you attacked? - Well played on tactics. - Thank you, thank you. - He did, he did Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool.

- I was like, who's facing him again? - Who's facing him again? - Yeah, that's what you're thinking. Fair play. - Can I be honest with you though? - Yeah. - I've been chased by police before. Has not been this far. - Bro, it's... - Bro, look, look, look. - I'm shaking. - Wow. - Well played. - Well played. - Thank you. - One nil, yeah? - Yeah. - One nil. - Damn. All right, we need to win this back. - Yeah. - Right. - Damn, fair play. - Your next category is Marvel heroes. - Okay.

Marvel heroes, so they can be bad as well right? Because heroes means you're on a good team Nah, heroes is good Okay, so the good guys Alright Alright, I'm gonna start off with 10 10? Yeah Think of every single Marvel Oh yeah, to be fair There's a lot Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a lot of them Yeah, I wanna say 12 Yeah, 12

15. Okay, man. Okay. That might be cap to the cap cap. Yeah. Yeah.

- Wait, wait, wait. - He's a nerd, that's why. - No, he is, he is. Bro, we play Marvel Rivals. - Oh my God, this is, no. Can I just say we've lost this one? - No, no, I don't think so. - Doesn't matter. I'm just gonna go 16. - Call it, 16, 17. - All right, cap. - Okay, no, yeah, cap, go on. - Bro, we'll be going on forever. - You clearly, bro, you listened. You wanted this. You've waited for this all day. - He knows this stuff. - 17. - You've waited for this for three weeks. - All right. - Three, two, one, name. - Star-Lord, Groot, Rocket the Raccoon, Jeff the Landshark,

Scarlet Witch, Professor X, Wolverine, Gambit, Cyclops, Jean Grey, uh, no, not Magneto, um, Nightcrawler, Deadpool, um, um, um, um, Nightcrawler, Deadpool, uh, da-da-da-da-da-da-da, oh my god, Beast, um, um, Quicksilver, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um,

- Oh wait, Spider-Man. - Oh, Spider-Man went blank! - This is what I'm saying, I don't know what's wrong. - You didn't even touch the MCU. - Bro, I stopped the timer as well. - That doesn't make sense, 'cause all I did was touch the MCU. - No, I know what you're trying to say. - You didn't say Spider-Man, no, Spider-Man, Iron Man, Thor. - Don't tell me what I didn't fucking say, Dawkins, 'cause I'm well aware of what I didn't fucking say. - Wow, sorry. - Minus one.

- So I went into Rivals to start and then into X-Men and then I was trying to transition back in and my mind just froze. - When you said X-Men I said Groot Day man. - When you said X-Men I was like, yeah. - I'm so sorry.

- You said you apologize to the room. - That's how I thought about rappers. - You apologize to everyone. - I'm so sorry. - Why didn't I say Hedy won? I lost my mind. - Bro, yeah, sorry. I'm really sorry. - Why does it stand 1-0? But the thing is that, is there any more? - There has to be more. - How many did I even get? Like 12? - You got 12 or 13. - Damn. - And you said how many? 17. - 17. I could have easily got 20, 30 more. - I genuinely thought that we lost. - I thought we were done. - YouTubers.

- Oh, bomba. - You think it's easy, but I've had it to me before where I've lost it. But I'm just gonna say 12. - 13. - 14. - Oh yeah. - You think you can go 15? - Panic, I can. - He said don't panic. - I think I can go. - 15. - I think I can go. - Yeah? - I think so. - 16. - 16? - Yeah.

- Who do you want, me or you? - I can do it. - Whoever says the number has to. - Okay, he said 16. - He said 16. - Cap, cap. - Okay. - You know what to do though, right? - Yeah. - Okay, cool. - I know what he's gonna do. - Yeah, of course. - He's gonna do. - We all know what he's gonna do. - Yeah, we all know. - Oh yeah, okay, yeah, cool, cool. - You know what I mean? Stay with me though. - Yeah, I got you bro. - Yeah, I got you, I got you. - All right. - By their YouTuber name please.

- As in what they're known by on YouTube? - Yes. - Of course. - Okay, yeah, of course. - You are a terrible piece of work. You said that, like, you know them jobs worth that? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - No, four past four and registration. That is dumb. - I have to bro. - Okay. - Yeah, I don't wanna hear no fucking Josh, Simon. I don't wanna hear none of that shit.

- YouTuber name. All right, cool. You ready? - Yeah. - Three, two, one, name. - Chunks, Nico, AJ, Sharky, King Kenny, KSI, Logan Paul, Mini Minter, Bazinga, Tobe Jizzle, Zerkstar, Vikstar, Logan, I said Logan Paul, Jake Paul, Mr. Beast. How much is that? - 14. - Okay, how much did I say? - 16. - 16, just two more people. - Oh, okay, DDG. - Yep. - And Harry Pernod. - Oh, that's lovely. Damn.

- Damn, I couldn't do Marvel heroes. - I barely took a deep breath there. I'll be rolling, so you get me. - But that's two. - Minus one. - So look, can we just, I need an announcement. - No, no, no. - From you, Ellis. - Zero, zero, zero. - Zero, okay cool, sir. - I'm not even proud. - My bad, my bad, my bad. - I'm screaming. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Fuck, I love this office. - There's one more for us? - Yeah, it's two minus one. - Minus one? - I told you. It is two minus one. - Yeah, it is. - Yeah.

- 'Cause we lost out on the animals and the fucking- - Do we need to do this next one or? - I'd like it if we did. What is it? It depends what it is. - Your last one is Pixar films. - This is yours. - It's my bag, but Pixar and Dreamworks. - Yeah, I was gonna say. - It's a grey area. - Pixar, you gotta remember, yeah, whenever you see- - No, two actually. - That little- - Yeah, that little eye, that little lamp jumping. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm gonna start off with three. - But you see when you go four? - Then I go five. - 'Cause he can name five. He's starting low, but I'm telling you, he can name 100. - He knows what he's doing.

But I also know what he's doing and I just want to have fun. So, 6th of May is my birthday. So, I'm going to go 6. I'm going to go 7. He says it too quick. He already knows he's going 7. I don't even know. Bro, I'm saying jump to 26. No, I'm going to go 8. I know 8 actually, yeah. I'm going to go 9. And that's where...

I mean some people go ten, are you gonna? No, not some, some people. I'm one person and that one person is going capped. For nine Pixar movies? Yeah. He hustled you. I know he knows nine. Three, two, one. Incredibles, Incredibles 2, Finding Nemo, Finding Dory, Toy Story 1, Toy Story 2, Toy Story 3, Monsters Inc, Monsters University, Up. How many did you say?

- I said 10. - That's 10. - I said nine. - You said nine. - I said nine and that's 10. - Well done, 10. - Well done. - Okay. - Now all my life, yeah, I knew every single one of those movies. - I didn't know Monsters University. I didn't know they made a new- - Monsters Inc is my favourite ever film. - Oh, it's banging. - Like coming out of any Pixar. But it doesn't really matter 'cause at the end of the day, we won. - You did win. - So ladies and gentlemen, this is- - I want you to announce it. - All right, let's- - How do you wanna accept this award? - I mean, I think we should just look at it. - Okay. - Let's just look at it. - All right. - There we go.

- The score is two, zero. - To who though? - Was that your announcement? I wanted that. - Yeah, no, no. - You know what I mean? - Sorry, 'cause there's people- - You're weighing in at six foot sexy. - Yeah, 'cause there's people that's gonna be watching that don't know what you're talking about and what that means. So could you just explain? - Yeah, explain what happened. What is that two, zero? What does that symbolize?

- And to who as well, sorry. - You want a full... - Yeah, just brother up. - We love Ellis' loyalty. - Remember Ellis, we're fans of you, bro. Okay? O2, who's there together? - True, very true. - I heard the crowd. - Very true. - Yeah, it was good. - Forget the brotherhood here, man. - Yeah. - Okay. So yeah, if you don't mind. - The winner of "Call the Bluff, Raise the Stakes or Prove Your Claim" is from the two legends of the industry. - See Ellis, this is... - Harry Pinero. - Yes.

and Darkest Man. - There we go. - Look, we just wanna take our time to say thank you for the invitation. Thank you for challenging us. - Definitely. - 'Cause it shows how strong we are regardless of the adversity that's thrown our way and the shouting that was, you know, distributed my way. I think it's just a lesson to everyone. It's not how you start.

- I just personally want- - He's supposed to say how you finished. - Oh, sorry, just give me a sec. - I have a complaint. - Can I get to my part of the speech? - No, I'm gonna be petty. I'm actually tired of this shit. - Let me just- - Yeah, yeah. - Darkest said Nico instead of Nico and Milana, and I'm just gonna be petty and it doesn't count. I asked for specific YouTuber names and I was gonna let it slide, but they were shut up. - That's why Kanye West took Taylor Swift. Remember when he came- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's why Kanye took Taylor Swift. - I've been biting my tongue for 15. - Oh my God. - I'm fed up. Okay, so one, a point redacted.

I still last night but that's why no it's petty though but look yeah this is the second time I've come here and won yeah first it was just you now it's both of you

It's fine, no. Thanks, guys. And I just personally want to thank God for keeping me calm for when I was naming stuff because it wasn't easy. I'll be real with you. I feel the same pressure everyone else does, bro. You get me? So, yeah, I mean, I just pride myself on being a sweet guy and these guys are just full of vinegar. I mean, there's just a lot of bitterness to them. You know what I mean? When your idols become rivals. Yeah, see, see, see, see, see. That's what it is. Oh, that was just not...

- That was such an Arkham Asylum laugh. - Wow! When your idols become rivals. - Say less. Wow, ingenious. Well, as the guest, we obviously let you win. So it is what it is. - Oh yeah. - Thanks. - Hold the dubs, hold the dubs. - Humility. - Yeah, man. - Humility, yeah. - But onto the next round. So we have an iPad under the table. - Yes, sir. - And we have some questions from our fans and your fans, and we'd like you to answer them for us, please. - Okay, cool. So you're writing each other's bio for a dating app.

What would you say? Ooh. So for Darkis, what would I say? Okay, so can I say what I'll say for yours? Go on. I'll say six foot four. Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Six foot four, muscular, unwilling. Willing? Willing.

Willing. - It's crazy. - Wow. - Willing is crazy. - Yeah. - Willing for what though? - Okay, six foot four, well-off influencer. No, well-off, no, no, well-off entertainer. So I'm gonna say that all again. Six foot four, well-off entertainer, muscular, likes to get down on Tuesday, if you know him properly. And willing. - Willing again. - I need to understand what I'm willing to do. I don't know. All right, cool, fair play.

I would go lack of hair follicles. Okay, so I want to change mine. Yeah, yeah. I want to change mine. And I would also say short chain bandit. Short chain bandit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I like my short chains. I like my short chains. I don't know what that is. Yeah. So how? All right, we're going to move. Can I say mine? Okay. Okay, okay. No, because now you're dissing me. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I got it. Six foot four, well off, been here from the BC since COVID-19. And...

- Okay, see what happens when they don't have foundations. - Yeah, yeah. - See, they wouldn't do that to each other. - Yeah, yeah. - That's what happens when a manager gets on the phone and says, "You guys should start a podcast." Like, there's no foundation of friendship. - I think I messed up my English as well. I said from BC to . - Now you're like a fool. - No, but as you know, we're gonna cut all that out 'cause I'm gonna beg them to take that out of the edit. - Yeah. - Please take that out of the edit. - Never. - Okay, if you had to swap lives for a week, what's the first thing you'd do as each other?

Now I know what they're expecting me to say. - Yeah, I know. They're expecting me to say I'm outing. - Yeah. - But I'm not going to. - I don't think I'd want to do anything 'cause your life's kind of like... - I've got a good life. I've got like, it's just a Monday. - It's like, yeah, but... You know what I mean? - Okay, no. - Man said to sit and wait to return. - Yeah, it's like because... - It enlightened me. Go on. - Okay, cool. Your day to day... - Yes, sir. - Is like...

It's for you, innit? - Yeah. - But it's not for me because obviously you've made it for you. So I wouldn't want to swap with that. I wouldn't. - That? - Yeah, yeah. - You know what I'm saying? - Mine said it's sleep in. - Yeah, so you've got your thing that you do. I don't want to do that. - Okay. - So I wouldn't swap. But if I had to,

I probably want to know what it feels like to just know when it's going to rain first. - Oh, that's a good one. - Oh, okay. - I've said that joke before. - Yeah. - It's fine, it's fine. - That's all I'd want to do. - Okay. - I wouldn't want to- - Well, Harry, you know, this is what hurts me about you making bowl jokes. 'Cause you've got like three more hairs than me. - Ayaka. - Do you know what I mean? - Tennis match was crazy. - I mean, I think you're at least- - I thought about it like five minutes ago. - I mean, you're one sweet deep bow. - So you're still doing tennis, yeah? You're still doing tennis?

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. You can't look at you. No, no, no, sorry, sorry. Okay, can we? Yeah, I'm going to move the next one. Yeah, you're going to move the next one, yeah. If you were a duo in a movie, what would the title be? Maybe something different. Black and Blacker. Black and Blacker. Yeah. Because he's black, but I'm blacker. Simple. Fair enough. Fair? Yeah. Wisdom and humour. Wisdom and humour. I'm guessing on wisdom. And for Harry? Yeah, definitely wisdom. Okay. I'm humour.

Cool. Next question. You sure? Yeah. Can I read the next one? Yeah, of course. If you could come up with a new slang word, what would it mean and how would we use it? Oh, that's a good one. Oh my God. That's such a good question. Because I come up with words out of nowhere. Do you want to speak? Dark is looking at Harry looking for inspiration.

- Yeah, 'cause I saw him just go like that. - No, I'm not, I'm not. - Actually, no better. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You're making us look bad. - He's thinking, yeah, he's thinking, what can I bring? He goes like that. - From head to toe. - I'd say ghost, but like ghost would have a different meaning. - What would it go? - It would be like you're ashy. Your knees are looking ghost. - Ay. - You know what I mean? - Fair. - You got a bit of ghost on your elbow. - Ghost on your elbow is...

I would wanna fucking punch you. - Your lips are ghosty. - Fair. That's a good one. That's a good one. - All right, cool. - I think if I wanted to say someone's breath is stinking, I'd say it's happening again. Yeah, it's happening again. - That would be a way in which we know as friends. - That's a phrase. - It wouldn't be a thing that's like, I'd be like, "Bro, it's happening again." - And you know what's the matter. - Everyone's just, "Hee-haw." - Yeah.

- Yeah, let's have it again. - Hey, bro, let's have it again. - Let's have it again. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just felt it. - Tonsil stones. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay. - Fuck. - What food would you choose for an eating competition? - I'd choose pizza. - Yeah? - I'd definitely choose pizza. I can go through a lot, bro. - Yeah, I think-- - Of pizza. - Really?

I can tear through, bro I can go through like 26 slices, 20 slices on a good day. - And eating competition. - On a good, what? - So back in the day, I can't do, you know this was when I was younger. When I was younger, I could eat a lot more. My appetite was huge, but I think if I could, if I really tried, I could bring myself back down. - 26 slices? - Yeah, I ate 20. There was one, in one sitting, I ate 24 once. - For whose benefit? - Yeah. - Yeah, good. - I think for me, it would be toast. - Oh dear. - What kind of toast though? What's on it? - Bro, peanut butter and jam. Allow me, I'll run through that. - Really? - No water.

- Yeah, if it's a competition. - Can I have juice? Is that juice? - I guess so. - Yeah, I guess so. - Do these men have juice? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - They do have water. - If I could have water, I would be fine. - Toast. - Toast, 'cause think of it, yeah? All right, I love an omelet, right? I love a cheese omelet. Like if I had three or four of those, I'd vomit. - Yeah, facts. - Pasta, I love pasta. I'd absolutely diarrhea the place up. Do you know what I'm trying to say? - Yeah.

farting everywhere and it's just not nice scent toast I think toast is doable alright what would be your dream goal for old and bold podcast I think we both have different goals one third one James he said sorry no one more time I mean someone said yeah one being Fuhad one being James as two different goals

- No, they were, Tia you're wrong. Sorry. Goals. - That would be that, that's like future, future stuff. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - But for now I think, you know. - Future, future? - Yeah, future, future. - Wow. - Time's running out. - Stop. - Sorry, I'm sorry. - Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. - I'm not saying anything. - I'm not saying anything. - I'm sorry. - You go. - He said father time is. - Take care.

- Can we answer? - Yeah, sure. - All right, so in the last 30 seconds here. - You're biting today. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh fuck, fuck, no, no, no. This one I actually wanna hear. Fuck the food competition bullshit. This one I actually wanna hear. I'm sorry, bro. - Go. - 'Cause we want you to say it live here first, so when you reach it, you can recall this moment. - Yeah. - Yeah, well, kind of thrown off there now. - I bet. - No, I'm joking. For me, I think it's just too,

- Maximize me and Darkis' potential. - Okay. - And allow whatever that comes with that to happen. So whether it be, you know, live show, whether it be, you know, hitting guidelines, hitting subscribers, I just want us two to be able to just reach the maximum. - You man would murk a live show. - I was just thinking, you man would murk a live show. - Guess who our first guest would be? Hey back bitch. Yeah.

Yeah. It would be you two. Yeah? Yeah, yeah. That's not even a question. That's not even a conversation to have. It's just about you saying yes. Yeah. If the bag is right. Okay. Let's...

- You know this? - No. - I feel like these guys- - Oh, my bad. - I think these guys have overestimated their influence in our lives. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - I mean, they ain't nothing but a stepping stone for me to get where I wanna get to, you know what I mean? So it's just like, it's just a matter of- - Bro, this is all part of the plan. You are a stepping stone. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, you are a stepping stone. Okay. - No, no. - You're a page in my portfolio. - Fuck in hell.

- Wow, this guy. - Very quick. - Any more? - No, no, your goals. - Your goals, your goals.

- So, you know, I wanna reach a million subscribers or a million followers. I just wanna have a million attached to the Old and Bold podcast. That is one of my goals at the moment. And also to do a live show as well. I think, 'cause you know, I think that will really test my social anxiety. Do you know what I mean? 'Cause I have enough of social anxiety going to these shows in the first place as a guest. You know what I mean? So I think, and the thing is you guys really helped with that because you know, when you brought me out in '02, the minute it was confirmed that I was coming,

there wasn't a day I didn't think about it. - Really? - I swear like- - In a positive way or like a nervous way? - No, no, obviously I was nervous, but nervous excited. But you know what's mean, when I get nervous excited, I'm always thinking about what could go wrong. Like if I could start her on stage or da, da, da, da. If those kinds of things really affect me, but then I just kinda, it kind of reminded me just have fun. Do you know what I mean? Go out, like the minute I got on stage,

it was way better than when I was backstage. You know what I mean? 'Cause like everything just left me. Do you know what I mean? Like I'm here now, you know what I mean? So that really helped on my confidence. So yeah, generally bro, I don't think I really thanked you for that experience. So generally bro, thanks for bringing me out, man. - Bro, thank you guys. Like seriously, I was certain you were gonna say no. - Fuck. - Really? - Yeah, 100%. - I was like 10% certain. - It's one of those ones, like my weirdness and my nervousness was like say no, but I was like, my mind was like, if you say no to this, you're an actual idiot.

You know what I mean? 'Cause I was just like, this is a test. Like, you know what I mean? Get comfortable being uncomfortable, man. - I hear you, bro. - I'm gonna say one thing I was scared about, 'cause I wasn't really scared, 'cause I'm like, the worst thing that's gonna happen is I die. You know what I mean? If I go on the stage, I die. - Yeah. Or you shit yourself. - Yeah. - You know, I'd stay there. I don't care what they're doing. I'm staying there. I won't move it. No one's gonna stay there until Harry get up. I'll just stay there and then someone will have to come and clean me up. But I was thinking, imagine coming out and then they're like,

- 20,000 people. - And then my son would go, "Who's that?" - You've seen that one there. - I'd go back and start again. I'd say no. Beat freaks. Do that again one more time. Just one more time.

- That's what I did. - Tomato in my face. - Rotten tomato. - Just a rotten one that's on my nose. - I was like, "Hey, it's fucking shit!" - And I was wearing a white t-shirt as well. Imagine this all there.

- I'll be gobsmacked. - Tomato is crazy. - And it's a launcher as well. So it's like, - You just catch it just in the peripheral here. - Bang. - I'll be completely dumbstruck and then I will burst out laughing. That's just what I really am. - Stay on the internet, forever. - Forever my life. - Oh, forever bro. - Which isn't. - I'd feel so guilty.

- See, I set you up and look at you. - I was itching my beard. - Okay, you wouldn't know anything. - But that didn't happen. - Oh my God! - What? I'm sorry, I missed something. - He said, "I was just scratching my beard." You wouldn't know anything about that. - Why do you whisper these comments? Come on, man, what the hell? - You wouldn't know anything about that. - Okay. - Enough now. - I've stopped. - All right. - He's got a beard though.

- No, the beard is actually decent. - Yeah. - I've seen way worse beards. - The beard is fucking clean. - Yeah, it is. - Harry, I'm gonna say it to your face. - It looks barky. - You've got beautiful skin and you've got a beautiful beard. Yeah? Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. - People kill for these, you know? - Yeah, they would, bro. - People would kill for that. - Thank you. - I mean, you keep it. Sorry, I created a little gap there. - Yeah. - My bad. - Anyway, you did come out. There was no tomatoes. - Yeah.

- Were you surprised by the crowd reaction at all? - Oh my goodness me. When I saw Darkest Man, I was like, "Ahhhh!" I was like, "Bro, okay, chill out." - Who came out first again? - I came out first. And by the way, my whole entrance farted that whole way. - Oh, for real? - Oh, by the way. And it wasn't even like the, it was,

- Yeah! - Oh! - That was the best one. - That was the best one. - They're clean. - They're good. - You got light on. - Yeah. - You were done. - These niggas are like fucking, I'm fucking shitting myself right now. - That's Joe.

- Oh, that's so funny. - But then yeah, when I just heard like screams coming from so much different corners, I was like, oh my goodness me, like yeah. And now to remember who I was, I'm the guy. - You're him bro. - We both are them. - But I'll be honest,

I did feel a bit like what the hell's going on here because our audiences are very different. So that's what I was more surprised about. I knew that people that are like watch our stuff would know of us but maybe not watch our videos. But it was when like the you know the compilations or the videos we've done was on the screen I was like raw they actually rock with us. So and the way you did the intro was so sick because it was like

And he does this, he's one of this. It's Asa Kamangas. Bro, I couldn't be a rapper. That made me realise I'd be an obnoxious little prick. - Your sauce is too much. - I think I'd do what Michael Jackson did at the Super Bowl. I'd stand under that. - Oh bro, just stand there for five minutes before you're taking the glasses off. - Because if you think of the aura that he had, to stand there like that. - You know, no one compares to him in terms of aura. - It's impossible, bro. - We don't have anything close to Michael Jackson. I don't think so anyways.

- Don't even say Drake. - Aura farming? Nah. - No, it's impossible, bro. - In a live performance. - People are dying. - No, no, people are dying. - From the visual. Just from seeing it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. I feel like Taylor Swift is nearly there. - I've never seen a Swift beat concert. - I've never seen her live, but we saw Beyonce live. That was crazy. - That was crazy. - Beyonce can stand there for as long as she wants. As long as there's a fan doing this with her. - Someone's gonna die though.

Nah. Michael Jackson, people are legit going there. Yeah, they were passing out and they're dying. You know how Muslims go to Mecca and they say, I want to die there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. People are going there and saying, if I die in front of a Michael Jackson, put that on my tombstone. I'm pretty sure, I think he bought a supermarket or he rented one out just so he knows how it feels to shop. That's ridiculous.

- I swear. - He doesn't, I swear to God, he either bought one, picked it up, or he rented it out for the day, just so he knows how grocery shopping feels like. - Yeah, he was a different breed of, he was famous from like five years old, bro. - He went from black to white and no one batted at eyelids. - We literally had this conversation last week. - And you made a song called ♪ Doesn't matter if you're black or white ♪ - And no one cared, everyone was like, "Facts." - If you think of it, Michael, if you break down the character of Michael Jackson, yeah, it doesn't make sense. You grab your dick and go, "Heh."

- You wear ankle swingers. You turn from black to white. You went from Afro Negro hair. - And this one, and this one, this one. It's a middle finger as well. - This ting? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Like, your dancer bro. Okay, I was watching this. This is not my joke, so I'm not gonna say it, but there was a laugh comedy I was watching, Laugh Factory, sorry, in LA, right? There was a guy basically saying that Smooth Criminal

It's basically Michael Jackson saying he witnessed the Kramer. - Oh, he was the dreamer. - And just leading the window saying, "And he won't came." - You've been hit back. You've been hit back. - A smooch. - He's all right. It's another level. That was the first artist that I actually was like, I like music. - Yeah, same, fair play. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - He's one of the good. I love him, man. In terms of actual musician,

- No one touches them. - But yeah, thank you guys. I don't think we've actually said thank you for coming on the show. Like we were real, real nervous about asking you guys. And when you said yes, like I was also waiting for one of you guys to cancel. Like in my head I was overthinking like one of them is not gonna make it. - And then just ruined the whole first segment. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It was stressed out. - Ellis, thank you to you as well, bro. - Thank you. - Big thank you to you. - It was good, man. - You were sick. - Yeah, I loved it. - You made me realise you are actually him. Finish out that for me.

- They screamed. - They screamed. - Bro, when it was the fucking like final boss or whatever mystery, I could hear everyone like, "Ellis!" - Really? - Yeah. - That's crazy. - Damn! - And I know you knew it. - But Ellis is a big boy, bro. - He looked at me like, "I'll take it from her." - Yeah, bro. However,

I will say somehow Dark has managed to cook you at the end. I was shocked. - Yeah. - I was shocked. - He didn't give up, that's why. - He didn't give up and you cooked on that stage bro. - I was in front of 15K man. - 20. - 20, sorry. - Sorry. - I just robbed your 5K there. And I apologise. But yeah, you know it is, it's just,

- Yeah, in front of a live band as well, you cooked bro. I practiced for weeks and I fumbled. - You know what happened? That started in high school. Literally, I think because I watched it so much. - All I cared about was not being the first one to fumble. - To fumble. - To fumble and fell to your knees. I remember. - Yeah, 'cause I was like, how could I? How could I do this? - I bottled it bro. I had my thing lined up. - My first two, I can't lie though. My first two, I backed out the building keys. - The keys, I remember.

- That dopamine is not right. - I'm terrified for us to do an arena again. - Impossible. - Because I was too like, I was out of sorts that day. Cause I couldn't really comprehend. - Were you answering text messages?

I don't know if I've told this story before. I was hardly on my phone, but I was constant. I remember, this is a funny story. We said on my thing. I was constantly reminded that day that I'm not him. - Oh, you're not him, yeah. - And then we shouldn't be doing. - I've watched it. - Bro, we shouldn't be doing the show. So I woke up, didn't have a belt for some reason. Couldn't find a belt. Asked for it, bro, my bad. 'Cause I knew you were at home. And you got a belt I can borrow. Mum was like, yeah, but I'm using it.

I was like, "All right, that's charged." - Yeah, that's good. - Yeah, and then I remember having to go to the shop, couldn't find my size. I'm asking the guy at the shop, like, "Please, please, please help me." 'Cause I was at a hotel, I wasn't at home. I was like, "Help me, help me, help me. "I'm looking for clothes for my show, "the biggest show of my life this evening." And I'm thinking, "Chris Brown doesn't have to deal with this." Chris Brown literally would not be dealing with this right now, never. Someone would have a belt for man. - Immediately. - Immediately. And I was thinking, "Okay, fuck." And then I had to, I got an Uber to the venue, pull up now.

And then I remember one of our boys had told us like a year before, like, oh, they got a secret gate for us that you just drive down this secret road and they have a gate and they let you in. And I was like, gang, can't wait for that. Told the driver, cool, there's a secret road down there. You need to go down there. Our team sent us, oh, the code is such and such. I think it was like, the code was like fucking canary in a mine or some shit like that. Pulled up, guy was like, you all right, mate? I was like, canary in a mine. He said, what? What?

And then you know when the walkie talkies here, they don't even bother taking it off. - Yeah, yeah. - Mum was like, "What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up?" - Oh, your heart's beating. - And he was like, "Who you here for?" I was like, "I've got a show here later." He's like, "What's the name of the show?" I was like, "It's Shits and Gays." He's like, "And what are you doing?" I said, "I'm participating, I'm talent." And he was like, "I'm gonna get my manager out." When I said they got a manager out and sniffer dogs, Uber driver tried to reverse. I was like, "Bro, please."

- He's gonna sign up for this. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they said, "This car ain't coming in. If you wanna come in, call someone to come out and get you. And once they verify who you are." I was like, "Bro, I don't wanna be that guy. My face is literally on the front of the building right now." And they were like, "Bro, I'm here to do a job." - Can I be honest? You didn't own it, right? You said talent.

- I was scared. - Yeah, yeah, okay, now I know. - Yeah, I was scared, bro. And I was like, damn, I'm not him. And I had to wait for Penny to come out and get me and then finally drag me in there. And I was thinking Chris Brown would never have to do all that. This really isn't it. And that's when I was thinking these men are gonna cancel and the whole thing's gonna be dead. - I think you tried to handle it differently. - Yeah, I went to the security and I was like, yo, my brother. And then, yeah, I saw your team. I think Penny, her name was Penny. Lovely lady. She was on call for everything. But I know it was sick 'cause I had never seen

that side of the O2 before. Like the way we was walking in and everything else, I've never been there before. So that was an experience for myself. - Crazy experience bro. And I remember with the entrance and stuff, 'cause they told us from time, "Oh, we're gonna do a secret entrance on this like center stage thing here. No one's gonna know." And I was like, "They're gonna know, bro. They're gonna know." And they was like, "No, trust me, it's all good." And then they said, "Oh, they were gonna disguise us." They were like, "We'll get you some like security high visits. People will just assume high vis walking around, bro." Literally, as it was time to walk out,

one of the guys, we were like, "Cool, hi Viz, have you got it?" He was like, "I can't find any. We're just gonna wing it." - We're just gonna walk it. - I said, "Bro." - I looked at him and I was like, "Oh my God, the whole thing is ruined." But yeah, bro, it was crazy seeing that. The fact that there's that many people in there,

it really like stuck to me that when we walked out, people could see us and people were shouting, but the place is so fucking big that even if a hundred people are like, oh shit, they're there. It doesn't catch on. No one even knows. And that's when I was like, damn, there's a lot of fucking people in here. - You got smashed it man. - Once you're on stage, you know, you know, I realized everyone looks like full stops. Everyone just looks like dots. - It's easy to perform that way. - The light was black.

I was just like, why don't I stay and do it now? 'Cause I don't know if I look like a madman or not. I didn't care. - I love y'all. - And one thing I'll say, I was pissed to leave. - For real? - Yeah, when you got us off stage, I was like, ask me how my day was. - Can't we do something more? - Ask me how my day was.

- You know what I mean? - You might not gonna have your own one there. - Facts. - In no time. - God willing, inshallah. - In no time bro. And obviously yeah, I'll do it for free. - And we proper enjoyed the show upstairs as well. - Gang. - 'Cause we went up to the box that you did for the friends and stuff. - Oh gang. - Must cost a lot. But yeah, no, it was good. - Right, speaking of, and it's redemption or no? - Yeah, I've got it. I've got to get it back. - So we've got rhyme time.

So this is a segment that we've played a lot of times with a lot of our guests. I will say, begrudgingly, I think Darkest is the most impressive one that we've had so far. So the point of the game is we've got some names and then we have to find a rhyme with that name. So for example, if it was Big Zoo, you could say, I wear size 11s, they call me Big Shoe. And then Fjord would say something, something, something. If you're feeling a little chilly, I've got the Big Flu. Ooh.

My mouth's hurting. I've got a big tooth. Okay, okay, okay, okay. So, that's almost two for zero. No, it's fine. I just wanted to know where we're at. Yeah, you want to test your boundaries. This is where we're at. I'm sorry.

- Stop, right. - No, I'm fine. - So what we're gonna do is Tati, you got the first round for us and we're gonna go what way? This way? - This way. - Yeah. - All right, and as soon as you fuck up, you're out. Just like at O2. - Yeah, literally. - Remember who you're representing for, right? - Yeah, myself. - Okay, cool. - Fair. - This is fair. Shits and Geeks versus Old and Bald, rhyme time. - Yeah, let's get it. - First name is Nella Rose. - Easy. - Okay. - Nella Rose. She's got beautiful skin, I call her Nella Glows.

Stand in the mirror, strike that Nella pose. I put a gun to Nella, I made Nella froze. Oh my God. Stand on business, I call it Nella toes. Ellis is here, everybody Nella knows. These guys are shit, I call them Nella blows. Rhyming off the top, that's that Nella flows. I want to be like you guys, do some Nella shows. I'm dripping out head to toe, that's that Nella clothes.

I've destroyed all my enemies. I have no Nella foes. - I'm snug as a bug. Call me Nella Coes. - Ooh. - I got that arrow on me. All I need is that Nella bow. - You guys are some amateurs. I want to show them some Nella pros. - So many eyes on me. We call it Nella froze. - I said froze. - I said froze. - You're out. - Focus. Focus. - No, we're childish. - Yeah. - We actually are childish. But I left for a reason. - Yeah, fair.

- Wow, that was a good round. - That was a good round. - No more Nella Foes. - Yeah, that was damn. - Ellis, all right. - That was good. - All right. - We're not gonna keep going with that one. - No, no, no. - I'm about to say. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - New name. - Wow. - New name. - So it starts with Ellis 'cause you were out. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - That was intense. - That was tough. - Toby Brown. - Again, Ellis is here. Everybody knows Ellis is in Toby Town. That was a bit janky, but yeah. - It's a bit janky, but it's fine. - It's fine.

Listening to that bar made me Toby frown. Just pass me that gold medal. I got that Toby crown. What was I going to say, Karl? Four.

- You won't see me smiling, I might do a Nella Frown. - I said Frown. - I don't know, there's nothing else. - And he said Nella as well. - He said Nella as well. - He shook, the moment was too big. - The moment was too big. - He said town, what else is there? - He said town, yeah. - Clown. - What else is there, what the hell? - Shout at me for it. - So let's say I said something, what's your next one? If I said something, what's your next one? There's only three rhymes for that.

- Well, you're out now, so. - Yeah, it really doesn't matter. - Crown, lown, mown. - Just sit down and listen. - Frown, town, lown, frown. - Just fuck you. - Oh my, that's not fair. - What's that thing in France? - By the way, that's friends. - Reduce it. - That's friends. - Reduce it. - No, you know what, have this. - Have this. - By the way, is that fair if there's genuinely not another rhyme? - I feel like he really wants to come back in. Do you wanna come back in? - There's no other rhyme. - Hey, you did this before. - Okay, come up with another word or I'll shut up.

I said clown. Okay, no, I'm saying you said clown, he said crown, what's another one? He said town, frown, I said crown, clown. Okay, I'm sorry then. It's alright. I forgot clown.

- There's drown. Drown. Which you just did. - I drowned. - That's fine, I'm a little better. - No, no, no, no. - They're not used to music. - Yeah, it's fine, it's fine. - Yeah, shall we continue? Next one's KSI. - KSI. - Yeah, this one's gonna be quick, go on.

- Oh no, you could just go, yeah. - Is it me? - Yeah, I'm gonna- - We're not involved. - Yeah, we know, so. - Oh, okay. - If you don't mind. - Reduce it. - Reduce it? - Yeah. - The winners need to focus. - That's what my dad would say. - The winners need to focus, yeah, man. KSI, Eris. - Slice 'em through these verses.

Like that KS pie, that's shit. - It's not bad. - It rhymes with a shit. - Don't beat yourself up, bro. Don't beat yourself up. - No, it's hard. That's hard though. It's a hard word though. - Just relax, man. - You know you're taking a long time. - Oh no, bro. I'm tired and they call me KS fly. Don't worry about that. - Stay clean 'cause I'm that KS guy. - Fair. I'm teaching you something like,

- KS Bill Nye. - Okay, you're right. - Nope, that's shit. - Bill Nye? - Bill Nye, the science guy. - Can I just jump in quick? - KSI's hard, man. - No, no, no. - You know what? We built this up for you to be someone and you've actually bowled it. - So you look like Pricks.

begging to be back in the party that they've kicked us out of. That's what we look like right now. - I just wanna play. - You look like a mug. - Come on. - I just wanna, okay. - Redeem yourself. - Okay, what were you gonna say after? - He said come back, you're a bitch. - I wanna feel like I'm in the rotation. You wanna play as well? - Okay. - Yeah, fair enough. - All right, we're gonna finish on KSI. - All right, cool. - Me? - Are we starting fresh? - Yeah, fuck it. - Oh, maybe a new one? - We can do a new one. - 'Cause this one here is basically like the finisher. - Yeah, all right, cool. - Whoever wins this is like top dog, basically.

Everyone's in. Yay! Ooh. Alright. Yeah. Kevin Hart. Who starts? I'll go first. Okay. Moving like DarkestEtherO2, call me Kevin Fart. Ooh. I've clearly got the role. I've got the Kevin part. That was clean. If you want some food, come to my Kevin Cart. Okay. I'm a bit of a prick, call me Kevin Tart. I'm hitting this on point with my Kevin Dot. Ooh. That's pretty good. Ooh.

Talking sex positions call me Kevin Clark. Throwback. - That's really good. - I'm a top of the league like the Kevin chart. - I'm sorry, man. - Dan? - Wait, hold on. You actually, you got to give me time. Give me at least 10 seconds. - Four. - Three. - What the hell? - Two. - Two. - One. - I'm done. - And you begged for this as well. - You begged for this. - You begged for this. - There's nothing else. Don't piss me off today. Don't let Kevin start. - I felt like I ate something sour. - That's right, I knew it. - Well, it's inside that one. It's well played. Well fucking played. - Thank you. - Nah, I'm out. I'm out. - Damn.

Can't think of any more. I dare you. Doing the right thing, Ellis. I'll call you Kevin Smart. Picasso won the game. That's that Kevin art. Fair. Fair, fair, fair.

- Top of the league, that's a Kevin Sharp. - He said sharp, out, out. - Not only did he say sharp, he said top of the league, Kevin Sharp. - Yeah, yeah. - I don't remember anyone's, all I care about is me. - Yeah, you're not focused. - Yeah, that's fine. - It's me being you. - You shush. - What? - 'Cause you got knocked out, JMA. - I hope you're still the best of them. - No, I'm sorry, sorry. - Bro, if you think I'm gonna shake your hand, you're right. - Thank you. - All right, cool. Taking that bar one step further, call me Kevin Sharp.

- Sharp? - Sharp. - Sharp. - It's a shit and a fart. - Okay. Yellow on both of their tops like it's Kevin Bart. - No, no, no, no, no. Shopping till I drop in. Call me Kevin Mart. Oh my God. - I said shopping till I drop in. - Bro. - Shopping till I drop in. - Wow, English is difficult. - Shopping till I drop in.

It might sound like a simile, but I've also got a big Kevin Hart. - Okay, H-E. - Okay. - Clever. - That was amazing. Well played, Fouad. - Well played, Fouad. - And the winner is Fouad. Well done. - Thank you. - Well done.

- There are times I show up, there are times I don't. - Amazing, amazing, amazing. - Yeah, yeah. - Right. So to finish off guys, as you so gracefully mentioned earlier that you stay looking up to us, we want to give you the opportunity where today we would like you to do a classic James and Fouad sign off and end the episode and then we'll try and do an old and bald sign off. - Ooh. - Yeah.

So what they like to do a lot is finish each other off. I'm not really with that though. I'm not against it. We all know what they're on. So they like to do that. So they want us to come up with a finish for them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'll start. I'm James. Okay, cool. Pajama, all that stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Extra money and all that stuff. All right. So do you want to be James or Fu? I think it's only right if I'm Fu. Okay, and I'll be James. Yeah, you can be James. All right. Okay.

- Yo guys, I've been James. - I've been Foo. - Don't know, SNG to the AMG. - To the AMG for the way-MG, we drive cars. Ha ha, we pull each other cars. Ha ha. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Bum chums. - Both have G-wagons. We're both, are still trying to get abs as we're speaking right now. - Yeah, yeah. - I'm doing crunches. - Yeah, yeah. - I'm doing crunches as time goes on. - We never show each other's tops off because we know what's underneath there. And so we wear tight t-shirts. But anyway, if you like what you see, you know what to do, SNG. Oh yeah, Big Up Ellis as well, doing our bit for the white community. And yeah, Rem somewhere doing his plats.

And yeah, if you like us, you know what to do. Like, comment and subscribe. And yeah, we're on Patron as well. Extra Ps. Ha ha. - All right, fair play. Fair play. - Fair play. - Fair play. - Okay. - Okay. All right, you be Harry. I'll be Darkest. Right, go. - I got that Tommy on me. - Ooh. - Darkest. - I don't sound like that. - You ain't gotta laugh. - Darkest.

He said this before. I got big business and a lot of staff. I remember that bar. - Am I sick in your eyes? Am I sick? - No, well done. Well fucking done.

- I'm fucking out. - Right guys, thank you so much, man. We appreciate it. This has been one of my favorite episodes of all time. - 100%. - So thank you guys. - Thank you so much guys, man. - All right guys, Harry Pinero, Darkest Man, Old and Bored. Big round of applause. Thank you very much.

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