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$45 upfront payment equivalent to $15 per month. New customers on first three-month plan only. Taxes and fees extra. Speeds lower above 40 gigabytes each detail. Okay, cool. Right. This one. Yeah, yeah. This one is highly, highly, highly requested. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ever since I did the Love is Blind breakdown, everyone's been telling me to watch Married at First Sight Australia Season 9. I don't know.

I've written down every couple and key bits that I want to talk about each couple. So I'm just going to run through it. Initially, I thought I was going to give myself 15 minutes, but there's eight fucking couples and there's drama between them. So I'm going to give myself 20. Hopefully, I get there before 20. So right now, guys, buckle in. We're going to go for a maximum of 20 minutes. I think I'll get through it sooner, but we're going to go for a maximum of 20 minutes chatting about

Married at First Sight Australia Season 9 is fucking juicy and we're off right fam let me take you through so I've given you the premise of the show let me take you through each couple and what's going on let me take you through what's going on first off ooh I picked a good one for the first one yeah

So first off, we've got Celine and Anthony. This is in the early stages, probably the most controversial couple out of all of them. So Celine and Anthony, yeah? So anyway, so obviously they got married, they had their wedding, everything was blessed. They went on honeymoon week. Fam?

The woman, Celine, she's horrible fam. To him or in general? To him. Oh, swear. So basically, they had a couple of situations where they're going on datey-datey things. She hasn't had a man in like three years. She's got a two-year-old or three-year-old son. Okay. And she hasn't had a man in years. Okay. She hasn't had a bang in years. Oh.

and they're on this date everything and he's trying to he's a romantic Anthony's in a romantic so they're going on these dates they go kayaking he's trying to get her in the water she's like get off me get off me get off me fam there's one scene they go like what they call it like fucking where you play with clay and shit we're trying to make pots out of clay pottery they're doing pottery yeah so they're doing pottery fam

And my girl tries to get a bit flirty with it. Yeah. Grabs some clay, wipes it on my man's face. Okay. And he's all like, he's giggling like a yeah. And he's like, yeah, yeah. Fam grabs clay and she's like, don't you dare. Man says, shut up. Wipes it on her face. He says, shut up. Wipes it on her face. And she, fam, she goes fucking nuts. She goes nuts. She's like, big man, I warned you. I seen my hair. I seen my eye. My makeup's all fucked up.

Like what? He's flabbergasted. I would be too. He's like, fam, this is a bit of fun. You just did it to me. You write it on me, I write it on you. And she's like, yeah, but there's levels, bruv. You took it too far. And he's a big man. He's basically done with it. He's like, whatever, man. So on the car ride home, he's silent. He's thinking, I can't be arsed for this. So...

She says, what's wrong, what's wrong, what's wrong? So he tries to tell her, big man, like, we're having a bit of fun, this, that. And, like, the way you're making me feel is just, like, I'm not about it. And then, fam, she went... Obviously, each time they have, like, interviews one-on-one with the camera, she's like, fam, she says, no offence, he's not a man, fam. He's not a man. He's acting all, like, all stush, all upset because of a little argumenting. He's not a man. And then...

He goes to her and says like, look, I'm like, I'm trying to be vulnerable. Like I'm in this experiment. When we're doing this experiment, I'm in, in. I'm trying to be vulnerable with you. Okay, okay, okay. And every time I'm vulnerable with you, you're acting a certain way. You're back to me. You're making me feel like I shouldn't be that way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then when they're obviously, because the cameras are on them a lot of the time, but obviously eventually the cameramen go home. So it's just them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he come on the next day and randomly he's like, I'm done.

When the cameras flicked on the next morning, he's like, I'm done. And she's like, they're like, what's going on? He said, fam, as soon as you man go away, with me and her watching TV in the living room, and she's like, oh, when the, she's like, oh, you're right, princess. You don't cry, princess. When the cameras come tomorrow, you're going to have another little cry. You're going to have a little boo-hoo.

That's emasculating. If you're a guy, I will knock you the fuck out if you speak to me like that. Don't ever speak to me like that again. So he said, literally, he was like, yeah? Oh, is that how we're carrying on? So he confronted her the next morning and was basically like, the way you're chatting to a man, I'm trying to be vulnerable with you, the way you're chatting to a man is just not conducive to a good relationship. No wonder she hasn't had a man for three years. She literally cannot accept responsibility.

She cannot accept responsibility. So she's like, big man, I ain't done nothing wrong, bruv. You're the one out here wiping clay on man's face. And he's like, are you deluded, bruv? You wet on my face, I wet on your face.

and you're calling me princess i'm crying all this stuff like are you crazy and she's like i've done nothing wrong and he's like look i'm sorry that maybe i might be getting a little bit too upset all these things um and she's like well i've got basically she's like cool thanks for apology but i've got nothing to apologize for yeah so fam he packed his bags dipped yeah good on practice good choice good choice she should stay single fam this is where it twists twist

twist yeah um let's call it a bollywood twist that's what i'm gonna call it a bollywood twist yeah so um he is a giver he wants love okay and he's got like so basically he's been in that relationships he's got a daughter who's like nine she's autistic okay and he he's left her to be in here for this so he don't want to go back home with his tail between his legs so after honeymoon week

She's like Rah I can't believe you left He's actually abandoned me She keeps that in her head The whole time So now No matter what My man can do Her full back argument is But you left me But you left me But you left me No matter what you say You left me So fam Um

There's the first dinner party. Mm-hmm. So they're not, they haven't seen each other. First dinner party, she goes in there and she's literally like, I cannot wait to get in this dinner party and tell everyone basically what a prick he is. Okay. So my man's going in there like, bro, I'm ready to make up. Mm-hmm.

Like I'm ready to make up. I don't want to do this whole separation thing. Like hopefully she can see where I'm coming from and I'm happy to apologize for leaving. Maybe I shouldn't have left, but hey, like I really couldn't take it anymore. I'm in this experiment for the long haul. Fam, she went into the dinner party before him and was like, basically, he's this, he's that, he's that. All the yats were against him. So when he walked in,

How could you do this? From all the asses. He's never even met them before. This is the first in- He's never even met these hoes before. And they're like, how could you do this? Who do you think you are for leaving? Bro. And he was like, rah. I don't want to fight someone. I don't want to fight someone. And even then, you know how one of these, a man. Anthony's a man. Even then, they were like, tell us your side of the story. And he said, nah.

This is private. This is between me and Celine. This is between me and my wife. Like, we're going to have this conversation in private. And they're like, yeah, but you should tell us what's going on. And he said, look, respectfully, I don't think people should air out their dirty laundry. Regardless of what she's told you, I feel this is a conversation I should be having with my wife. Fam, ratings. Because they were sending for man. And he did nothing wrong.

She'd painted such a fucking horrible picture of him. He'd done nothing wrong. And even then he was like, I'm not going to sack her off. This is a conversation between me and her. He's a man. He's a guy. So long story short, they've made up a little piece and they're on good, good terms now. Okay. Next up, we've got Tamara and Brent. Okay. Cut to Brent. He's a bit shorter than we'd like. Okay. But he's no word of a lie. He's a white guy. Best looking guy I've seen. Okay. I'm going to throw it out there. Okay. Brent is the most handsome guy I've seen with my eyes.

Color, period. Maybe there might be some discrepancies color-wise, but especially white guy. Really? He's the best looking white guy I've seen with my two eyes. Say less. He's buff. Say less. He's buff. Say less. Say less. So anyway, he's a buff guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But his Mrs. Tamara is the most pretentious, most shallow piece of shit ever. Oh, God. So they, in, uh,

I think it was in Confessions Week. They did a challenge where you have to see your other person's, he's a hospitality manager. Okay. And you have to see the other person's confession, not confession, the audition tapes. Okay. So when they're opening up about what they're looking for in a partner. Okay, okay, okay. Fam, she's there like, look, this is my job. I don't want to be dating anyone in retail. I don't want to be dating anyone in hospitality. I'm not out here trying to look after people. I need people that are on this level. I want people that are higher above me. I want this, I want that in a man. And he had to sit there like, rawr.

So they also have, after these dinner parties and after all these challenge weeks, they have, I can't remember what they call it, but basically there's a scenario where they all come together as a group and then they sit in front of the experts and say, what's going well, what's going badly? And do you want to stay or do you want to leave?

So they have to vote. They have a little card and they open it up, stay or leave. If both of them say leave, we lock it. If both of them say stay, great. If one of them says stay, one of them says leave, you've got one more week to make it work. One more week to make it work. So the first one, Brent and Tamara, they go in there and then obviously the experts grill you and say, like, obviously you've said all these things. Like, you don't want this, you don't want that. Like, Brent, do you feel good enough for her? And he says, fam, I'll be honest, the way she chats to me sometimes, no, I don't.

She wants all these things and she's like so disrespected. Sorry to cut you off. Is she there when he's saying this? Yeah, they're sitting on a sofa together. And all the other couples are there as well. Oh, man. Like some reunion ting. Yep, exactly like that. Okay. So when they do the stay-leave ting, he says, fam, I'm not sure if I am good enough for her. Like she doesn't make me feel like I am. And then they asked her, Tamara, give him some reassurance. Is Brent good enough for you? She said, fam, I don't know yet. It's too soon to tell. My man said,

Safe. You could tell he... Safe, safe, safe, safe, safe. Safe. Safe tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Safe. What, because man works in a restaurant? I'm not good enough for you? Yes. Safe. So next up is Ella and Mitchell. Oh, Ella and Mitchell. Okay. Ella...

niche peng okay niche peng the first one you said that's peng by the way oh tomorrow's not paying all randomly uh celine is paying if you look at their marriage picture she looks buff okay she looks in their marriage picture she looks the buffer out all of them okay in certain lights she's banging okay but in another light she's really not good okay um

But yeah, Ella, niche peng. Mitchell has intimacy issues and she wants to be open. She wants to lip. She wants public displays of affection. It doesn't even have to be public. She just wants displays of affection. Mitchell wants to fuck and don't chat to me. He wants to fuck and don't chat to me. They've been fucking. From day one, they've been fucking. It's juicy. They've been fucking for you. And when the experts say, what's your sex life like? They say adventurous. Yeah.

so you know anal's been on the cast from early they said adventurous what a response adventurous say less fun and adventurous yeah yeah so they've been and then when intimacy week rolls around yeah all they had to do was lips lips and man said family's chemistry i'm not doing that and then when it came to like personal questions another one like ask like really personal questions

He asked her, where's the craziest place you've had sex? She looked at him like, are you 12? Like, is he fucking serious? Is that as deep as you can get? The craziest place? All he wants to do is fuck. And that's it. So she's like, she's understanding like, he might not be it. They thought they were perfect because all they were doing was fucking and laughing. And now that honeymoon period is literally gone. And you have to time to get deep. Fam, she's not, she's not checking for man anymore. She's thinking,

You have no depth to you whatsoever. He has a block, bro. Anything beyond surface level, he has a fucking block through that. He don't want to talk about it. I don't know if he's molested as a kid or what, but he don't want to talk about it. Okay. Ooh. I might need to add some more time. Say less. Oh, fam? Domenica and Jack. I hate her.

I hate her bro I've not seen it so I can't judge I hate her tears what tears fam there's one time basically the her accident thing she's got insecurity issues okay she's been married before they were only married for two months and they got divorced oh man so that plays on her okay she's concerned people are gonna leave her and all this stuff and her biggest thing is that she doesn't think her man finds her attractive okay so there was one critical bit in there where they were banging they've had sex mm-hmm

but she was on her reds and she was basically like bang me bang me and then he was like yeah look i'm not saying no yeah but in previous race ships like it's okay like we don't need to bang every day like if you're on your reds like we can take a few days off i don't even know you that well i met you last week yeah and she's saying you're not making me feel desired i want to feel desired bang me

I'm literally, she's in this place like, bang me. Why won't you bang me? Tell me if I'm hideous, tell me I'm hideous. And man's in the camera like, what I'm wanting, he's like, fam, fam.

I don't know what to do. He had to get his boys around for a chinwag. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He had to literally get beers and a chinwag. That's hilarious. Because he didn't know what was going on. That's hilarious. Selena and Cody. Oh my God. Selena and Cody. I was thinking, who's that? Selena and Cody. Oh, we've only got like five minutes left. Right. Selena and Cody. Basically. Yeah.

Cody's white, Celine is Asian. Okay, what type of Asian? She's like Chinese or maybe... I'm not very good at... She looks like Korean or Chinese or maybe like... Just so I know where I'm looking at. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So not like Indian Asian or Pakistani Asian. She's like, yeah. Okay. I don't know what the word for it is. I know what you mean, but cool. Just so I know. She's Asian. Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So basically, her backstory, she's been bullied all her life in Australia for being Asian. Oh, fucking hell. Which confuses me because I thought there was bare Asians in Australia. But anyway...

So she's got a complex about being Asian. Okay. So basically, they get along just fine, but there's no intimacy. Physically, there's no intimacy whatsoever. I think she's buff. Is he handsome? No. He's all right. She thinks he's buff. Okay. But they did one challenge. Selena and Cody. Oh my God. Selena and Cody. I was thinking, who's that? Selena and Cody. Oh, we've only got like five minutes left. Right. Selena and Cody. Basically...

Cody's white. Selene is Asian. Okay. What type of Asian? She's like, like Chinese or maybe I'm not very good. She looks like Korean or Chinese or maybe like. Just so I know where I'm looking at. Yeah. So not like Indian Asian or Pakistani Asian. She's like, yeah. Okay. I don't know what the word for it is. I know what you mean. But cool. Just so I know. She's Asian. Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So basically, her backstory, she's been bullied all her life in Australia for being Asian. Oh, fucking hell. Which confuses me because I thought there was bare Asians in Australia. But anyway, so she's got a complex about being Asian. Okay. So basically, they get along just fine, but there's no intimacy. Physically, there's no intimacy whatsoever. I think she's buff. Is he handsome? No. He's all right. She thinks he's buff. Okay.

But they did one challenge where basically it was the confessions week. Yeah. Confessions week. You line up all the other grooms and all the other brides and you decide in order from the one you find least attractive to most attractive. And once you've got that order, you put your own wife or your own husband in that rank. Where do they rank in there? Oh, wow. She got all the grooms, all the husbands all lined up. And then when it came to Cody, bang at the front.

She said, you're my man. I'm committed. Bang your buffer, then all of these men. Cody's turn. Well...

Typically, I would typically like he likes to surf. He likes the beach and all this stuff. So typically I go for like a more of like a beach style girl. So pick this one blonde yet called Sam. Yes, I'm put her at the front. And then when it came to your missus, he put a like second. It was like Sam, then her Sam, then her. Okay. And she was like, she was balling. So then in Confessions Week, they had like personal questions. Like you have to ask any question you want to ask and they have to answer. Yeah.

She said, is the reason, the lack of your attraction towards me, is it due to me being Asian? And he said, fam, I'm not being racist. As soon as you start saying I'm not being racist, it's game over. He basically said, I'm not being racist.

but i've never been with an asian before okay so it's new for me i find you attractive but it's very new territory for me yeah um but so basically he was trying to say yes but also no because she's got that complex about her asian-ness as soon as he even insinuated as soon as he said i'm not being racist but yeah balin she was crying her eyes out she was crying her eyes out and she ran and told everyone oh he hates me because i'm asian she's running with it

She ran with it. She couldn't wait to get to the dinner party. She told everyone he's a racist. He hates me because I'm Asian. I'm going to go next to Olivia and Jackson because they're useless. I don't need to waste time on them. They're a useless couple. Buff or no? Fam, they're not buff, but they suit each other. Okay.

Okay All they do is fuck And chat nice shit to each other Okay They haven't got a problem in the world And it's tiresome Because we don't care I want drama Drama, yeah That's what I'm here for Yeah, all they do is fuck Sleep and eat and giggle Okay That's all they do They're useless Okay So Olivia and Jackson, bye Okay, same Yeah, do your thing Holly and Andrew Holly and Andrew I actually don't know where to start Okay I actually don't know where to start Okay So basically Okay

Holly and Andrew, they were all good. She's very like passive almost. And he works as a motivational speaker. Okay. So he's very like, I want to be a leader. I want to be this. I want to be that. He's mentally driven. Yeah. But fam, sometimes you think this guy has Asperger's. I'm not going to lie to you. Okay. He has no filter. Okay. So basically...

He loves sex. He may be a sex addict. We don't know. Basically, they had a confessions week and they needed to confess something. So his confession was, Holly, I'm not going to lie to you. I love sex. I love sex. And I've had over 350 partners. Basically, one a week for like the last seven years. Raw. Over 350 partners. I love sex. But I'm committed to you. Yeah. But that's part of my past. I think you should know. She was like, calm. Her confession, fam, calm.

I'm in the bottom 3% of fertility and I want a you yesterday. I'm not going to lie to you. I want a child yesterday. Bottom 3%. Bottom 3% of fertility. She said, of egg count. That's what it was. Bottom 3% of egg count. She said, every month I have my period, I'm scared, fam. That's the last egg I have left. She said, fam, I want a baby yesterday. Are they a buff couple? Oh,

Kind of. Okay. He's a handsome dude and she's not an ugly woman by any means. Okay. If I was a girl, I wouldn't find him attractive. If I was a guy, being a guy, I don't find her attractive. Okay. But you can see it. Anyway, so they're doing a thing. Those confessions worked. As soon as she said about the kid thing, he's already got a three-year-old daughter. As soon as she said about the kid thing, fam, that's what I'm saying, Asperger's, he ain't got a filler. He said, fam, I think we're on different pages.

I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not the one. They're married, brother. He said, I'm not going to lie to you. I don't want to waste your time. I'm not the one. So she was like, rah, fam, you're not even willing to even entertain this thing. You're my husband, you know. You're my husband. You're not even willing to entertain this. Your first reaction is, I ain't it. But anyway, they moved on from that. But then it gets to the sexual thing. And they had sex. And he said, fam, I'm not going to lie to you. The sex we had was dead. It was dead. Man said...

I've had, he said, you didn't seem present. You didn't feel connected to where we were at. Yeah. The man said I had a better experience with one night stands than I've had with you. I couldn't believe it. Nah. He has no filter. Nah. He has no filter. Al and Sam. Al and Sam. Okay. Sam's the girl. I was going to say. Yeah. You don't know which one. Al and Sam. So their premises is Sam's like 29 or 27. Al's like 25. Okay.

Okay. Sam is attracted to like older, mature guys. Maturity is a massive thing in her. Al is very immature. He lives with his mum still. He's never used the washing machine. He's never cooked. Jesus. He's never really been in a relationship. He just fucks and gets on with his life. No, no. But fam, he's the most genuine, nice, kind-hearted guy. He loves Sam. Mm.

He loves her. And it's not his fault. He doesn't know how to do this. It's not his fault. And he's willing to try. Okay. Okay. Like he's on YouTube learning how to use a dishwasher. He's trying to like cook recipes made of spaghetti bolognese. It looked hideous, but he tried his best. And like,

he tried to lips her like three times and she pied him every time okay but then once they got over that hump yeah she's vexed at him because he's not giving her much physical attention yeah but he's like I'm just scared you're gonna pie me again yeah yeah and he tried to lips you three times yeah and every time you literally put your hand in my face and said nah nah fuck that exactly fuck that exactly but finally he's trying his best and he's so he's not he's never ever ever defensive

Every other argument across every other couple, they're always like, yeah, but you this, and but you that, and but you this. He never, ever, ever says, but Sam, you're doing this. He's always like, I understand where you're coming from. All I can do is try better. I promise you I'm going to try better. And every time they're good, he's in the camera like, I can't believe it. Like, we're actually a couple now. Like, we're together, fam. Me and Sam, together. It's mad. It's mad.

I'm gassed for him. He loves her. I'm gassed for him. I'm rooting for him. When you meet him, he's a handsome guy as well. When I meet him, I'm gassed for him. When you see him, you're going to love him. He's my favourite. I'm going to finish on him. Al is my favourite out of all of them. He's got a heart of gold.

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