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they had the UK versus USA, the YouTube boxing thing. A few people messaged me asking us to do like a breakdown of this thing. The event as a whole, I'm going to throw it at you now, shambles. In terms of like production, organization? Nah, bro, just them, man. Oh, really? Just them, man. Just fam...

This whole era of YouTubers or influencers or just social media personalities, boxing is a fucking joke. I'm with you.

It took me a long time. It's a money grab, but I'm with you. It's a money grab, but now it needs to stop being even that. Jake Paul's done his ting. Yeah. And he's doing well now. Yeah. I'm not even including him in this ting anymore. He's actually a good boxer. He's a quality fighter now. He's broken through the mold. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's doing his damn ting. So props to him. Yeah. Bro.

This ting that I saw on the weekend was a fucking joke. Really? Bro, I had to write notes on the fights that I saw. Alright, hit me bro. Bro, so first off. Okay, cool. So the first one. There's a brother called, you would have seen him on TikTok. He's a brother called Salt Puppy.

In fact, this brother, this running guy, yeah, he had a fight with his other brother called... No, he never. Yes, sir. No, he never. This is what I'm saying to you, bro. This is what I'm saying to you, bro. I thought the man was there just doing like... A run-tick. Not even a run-tick. Probably just there to like show face, talk to people. Nah, he was fighting, bro. No, he wasn't. Bro, so he was fighting and at the beginning of his first start, he was fighting a brother called Halal Ham.

Oh my God. So it's like TikToker versus TikToker? Yeah. Fam, at the beginning of the ting, they had some breader trying to run bars on Salt Puppy. Okay. He must have been working with these American dons. Okay. Because he's running bars on Salt Puppy, racist as shit. Oh, swear. This is what I'm saying. That thing was a shambles, bro. He's running bars like, oh, I'm butchering it. But man said something like, um...

I don't know. I didn't even know what he said. But basically, he was just saying some basically said something along the lines of you must be fucking Chinese because your eyes are sunk in.

And the Saltpapi bear is like Filipino or something. He's from Asian descent. Yeah. They had to get a brother while he's in the middle of the, basically, imagine Saltpapi's here, this Halawa brother's here, and in the middle of the ring, for what, I don't know who said this was allowed. In the middle of the ring, there's this guy just trying to run bars. Yeah. And he's just saying racist shit. Someone had to come into the middle of his little fucking rhyme, had to come in and be like, big man, you're being seriously fucking racist. Like, shut the fuck up.

And then he'd be like, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. And then just carry on. And then he threw some kind of fucking sweet and sour chicken bar in there as well and then just wrapped it. Oh my goodness. Bro, shambles. Embarrassing. Thinking, who's this bread? Oh my goodness.

Who's this bread? What made even less sense is this supposed to be some UK versus USA thing. The Saltbubby bread is UK. But the bread running past him is from the UK. He's an English guy. I was confused about the whole scenario. Halal ham is US. I'm assuming so. I didn't hear him speak. But yeah, I think he's from the US. Okay. Fam, anyway, this halal breader got tumped to smithereens. Bro, bro.

This Alain Rana got tongue to smithereens. Yeah. He was done. Was it not necessarily a good fight, but did they have good posture and throw good punches? Salt Puppy was all right. Salt Puppy was all right. For starters, they were using these...

stupid fucking gloves. Stupid how? They were just big. They were like training, sparring gloves. Okay. But for like, they're the type of gloves that you can buy from like fucking Sports Direct. Like they, I don't know why they were using these gloves, bro. Okay. But anyway, they were like some fucking 20 ounce gloves, some massive soft gloves. And anyway, so they're doing a thing. Salt Puppy's just pat, pat, pat, pat, like pepping him, fam, pepping him. And then the bread was also fat and knack.

The Halal brother? Fat and knackered. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he was trying to grips him. Any chance he could get, grips him. Hold that for a second. Fam, Salt would dash him. Pat, pat, pat. Salt would dash. Yeah, yeah. Fam, pepped him. At one point, the guy was so twist up. He was basically laying on Salt Puppy's chest. Yeah. Salt Puppy looked at his corner. Yeah. Basically like,

Like it was a black panther thing. Is this your king? He looked at them. He literally looked at them, stuck his tongue out and was like, are you sure? Is this the brother you've been hyping? This bray. Stroking his head, everything. It was embarrassing. That fight, embarrassing for the US. Fair enough. This Halal brother got tumped to pieces and was shattered. So that was the first fight I saw. And apart from this little racist encounter at the beginning, I thought, okay, cool. Bro, bro.

There was one breader who fought. I can't remember who he fought. One English breader. Joke. His name was Ryan Taylor. YouTuber called Ryan Taylor. Okay. For some reason, I'm thinking it rings a bell, but I don't know. Head-butted the claw out of his opponent. Head-butted? Fam, you see how boxing, sometimes head-butts happen, just head clashes. These men are in the clinch and it's just a little knock on the head. Fam, my man was in the clinch, pulled back,

Like here? Yeah. Bap nutted him in his face from distance. No, he never. I promise you he did. Oh my goodness. Peeled back and nutted him in his face. Did he drop him? No. The prayer was just like, what's going on? What are the rules today?

Yo. Embarrassing. Fight done? Or they just did the fights? Oh, I didn't. I just watched that bit. I'm hoping it was fight done after that. I don't know if they continue. I didn't watch the rest of that. I was thinking, fuck this guy. Jesus. Embarrassing. I don't know where the fuck. It was so, there was, there was no disguise in it, bro. There was no clash of heads. He literally gave him a pub nut.

he gave him a good solid pow pow fam it was the most humiliating thing I've ever seen joke man it's Ryan Taylor brother never don't know what he does what content he does joke man he's from the UK as well joke man joke man headbutting brothers in a professional setting joke man you're embarrassing yourself next fight I saw was Deji so now we're talking K-Size brother Deji versus Alex Wasabi okay cool

I felt bad for Deji because I remember when Deji, Deji for Jake Paul, I'm sure. Yeah. This is when KSI was doing the Logan thing. And this was him. We were in Ibiza. We were in Ibiza. We bucked a whole bottle of tequila, me and you, for fun. Yeah, I remember. Fuck me. And yeah, so I remember what Deji looked like then. Shocking.

Fight style back then, technique? Shocking. And so was Jake Paul, to be fair, back then. And I remember thinking, all right, Desi, let's see. And then in that press conference...

apparently Alex was chatting up I think Alex must be a fan of KSI or something because he keeps chatting so he Deji pulls out some press conference thing he says oh I know you're a fan of my brother and my brother does a lot of performances so he keeps the towel with him all the time I managed to get him to sign this sweaty towel for you you can keep it and he opened up the towel it said pussy across the thing he brought it up lobbed it in his face

I was thinking, bro, you're chatting the most. And then Deji was coming up and saying, fam, all this chat is done. He was giving it chest. He was giving it, in the press conference, chest. Man said, this chit-chatting is done. It's a scrap ting now. It's done. Is he beefed up since the last fight? Oh, man. Okay, say less, say less, say less. No, no.

Just to clarify. Nah, but he's giving it chat. Yeah. He said, all this, all this, all this is done, bro. It's a scrapping and that's it. So, rock up to the fight now. His head got pinged about. This horseradish bread, this wasabi guy, pinged his head about.

Really? Every chance, this is the thing, it was dread. So I'm not going to lie, Deji's technique stepped up up. Yeah. He came with a southpaw stance, dropped his shoulder on some Mayweather ting. I was thinking, all right. And he's got a good stance. He's coming in with a pa-pa. The step back, step forward, the quick jab. I'm thinking, oh, he stepped his pussy up. Homeboy stepped his pussy up. Okay. As soon as, you know when,

You're a kid, a man give you one of them flinches and you back up. Wasabi had him on the ropes. Really? He'd give him one of them, like not even a start, give him one of them. Deji's elbow was here covering his eyes. And then Alex would use that to just run up on him, thump him to pieces. Fam, every chance Deji got, he would grab him and squeeze him. But because he's shorter than the Alex brand, his chin would be on his shoulder like this. And it looked like he was in his ear, fam. You're strong, you're strong. Stop it.

You're strong, you're strong, you're strong. Stop, stop, stop, please, please, please. Stop, stop, stop, stop. Who was that red over again? Was it AJ? Was it Dylan White?

It may have been Dylan White. Maybe. Or maybe it wasn't. Was it? Yeah. I don't know. I can't remember who it was. But when he dropped him and he did a double bounce on his ass. You're strong. You're strong. You're strong. You're strong. You're strong. You're strong. You're strong. You're strong. You're strong. You're strong. You're strong. You're strong. You're strong. You're strong. You're strong. You're strong. You're strong. You're strong. You're strong. You're strong. You're strong. You're strong. You're strong. You're strong. You're strong. You're strong.

That's all I saw. Round after round after round. Did you? You got twist up. Came online afterwards and said, to the general public, I'm sorry. Came online and said, I'm sorry, Twitter fam. You believed in me and I'm sorry. And then during their fight, I'm sure it was their fight. I'm pretty sure. Yeah. During their fight, some random Don from the general public jumped in the ring.

Femme jumped in the ring and was just chatting, running around. During the fight? During the fight, bro. No, this is embarrassing, man. The whole ting was embarrassing, bro. Jumped in the ring, was screaming all sorts. Femme, when I say security, lobbed him out of the ring.

over the ropes he must have landed on his head he was up in the ting da da da so he quickly ran up there found fucking launched him over the ropes that's his that's his program oh oh he deserves to be hospitalized I don't know what he was playing at I don't know what the fuck he was playing at let's get his five seconds of fame yeah bro literally um and then the the last one I watched was I think the co-main event I think Deji was the main co-main event and then Kenny versus FaZe Temper

Was the other co-main event, I think. So FaceTempo is like, he's like in FaceClub. FaceClub is like a group of YouTubers, usually like gamers, streamers and stuff like that. They've got cake. As a community, they've got cake. And yeah, apparently someone told me that he like owns the thing. He doesn't even do YouTube anymore. But this Tempo brother like runs the FaceClub anyway. And then King Kenny versus him. So this was hyped up to be like the most skill-based matchup.

I've seen King Kenny spa and when I said I watched the one that they did with Chunks this was a few years ago I haven't even seen that he couldn't no he couldn't do much so I'm interested if you're saying it's meant to be the main thing I'm interested I think it was him versus Nico oh I swear is his name Nico the brother the tall slim brother I think so in their clan yeah I think they thought it was him oh Nico Omilata or whatever his name is yeah and Kenny wasn't he wasn't about it

He just wasn't. Yeah. No offense to him, he just wasn't. Do you know what I mean? Like, there's no offense to him. He just wasn't about it. He lacked so much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm interested to hear what you have to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, so I found that it was, it was poised to be the most skilled thing. Yeah.

It didn't look skilled to me. Not surprised. But you can't put too much earnest on them, man, to be elite level fighters. At the end of the day, this is not what they do. They're just doing it tonight. He was on this thing. He was coming out with some stretch outing. Some stretch outing. Trying to fight his reach. I'm not going to lie.

When the temper brother was thrown a couple one-twos, Kenny was here. Fam, there was a couple times, you know, pinball machines. Yeah. That was his head top. I swear. A couple times. I swear. That was his head top. Fam, he was covering up. My son, his head was here. He looked like a Churchill dog. My son was like, I was thinking, oh dear.

I saw the first round man Honestly he must have been Clenching his neck Because you know when you clench your neck tight And then like Say if you're on a rollercoaster You know when you're on a rollercoaster And the thing is swinging corners And you're trying to stay rigid And your head's like this

That was Kenny in the ting, fam. When FaZe Brother was tamping his head, he was clenching his neck. Here, fam. Jolting. His brain was jolting, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jolting. Teeth clenched, everything. It was long for him. Overall, he won the fight. Oh, is it? But there's been controversy about that win. There's been controversy about that win. So a lot of men are saying, yeah, it was a fixed ting. Was it all for, sorry, it's coming off. Is it all for pride, like winners, or did they get pee? I'm sure they get pee. Okay. They,

there was a pay-per-view event. There's P involved. I'm not doing that for pride. Of course. Because as far as I'm concerned, none of them have anything to be proud of. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Apart from maybe Salt Pops, none of them have anything they should be proud of after that. So, yeah, bro, that whole thing was a fucking joke. And after that, this,

This whole little era, in my opinion, needs to get locked. What's up, guys? Thank you very much for listening. That was a short clip from our most recent Patreon episode. If you enjoyed it and you want to get the full episode, head on over to patreon.com forward slash podcast.

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