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WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDGE!

2024/12/23
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主持人穿着配套的性感绸缎睡衣庆祝圣诞节,并进行Secret Santa环节。由于一位主持人的礼物没有及时送达,导致Secret Santa环节推迟。

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What is the main reason the host feels upset about the roast they received?

The host feels upset because the roast they received was quite harsh and personal, with many negative comments about their appearance and personality, which affected their self-esteem.

Why did the host decide to give a motivational speech to the person who was roasted the most?

The host decided to give a motivational speech to uplift the person who was roasted the most, aiming to counter the negative comments with positive reinforcement and encouragement.

What is the significance of the Secret Santa gifts in this podcast episode?

The Secret Santa gifts are significant as they add a fun and personal touch to the Christmas episode, allowing the hosts to show appreciation and thoughtfulness towards each other.

Why does the host believe that no one should assume they have time to do everything they want?

The host believes that no one should assume they have time because life is unpredictable and time is precious. They emphasize that tomorrow is not promised to anyone, and it's important to prioritize and act on what matters now.

What is the purpose of the 'We listen and we don't judge' segment in the podcast?

The 'We listen and we don't judge' segment is designed to allow listeners to submit critiques and feedback about the hosts, creating a platform for open and honest communication, even if the feedback is negative.

What game did the hosts play to end the episode, and how did it work?

The hosts played a game called 'Christmas Confessions,' where they had to guess the name of a Christmas movie based on a confession from the main character. The player with the most correct guesses wins.

How did the hosts manage to stay positive after the harsh roast?

The hosts managed to stay positive by giving each other motivational speeches, focusing on the positive aspects of their personalities and achievements, and reinforcing their bond as a team.

What was the main gift in the pass the parcel game, and how did it work?

The main gift in the pass the parcel game was a Tanjiro Funko Pop, a Mandalorian and the Child Funko Pop, and traditional Christmas socks. The game involved solving riddles to remove layers of wrapping, with the final layer revealing the main gift.

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The episode starts with a discussion about Jamaican adlibs, referencing specific artists like Popcorn and Movado. The conversation highlights the unique and creative nature of Jamaican adlibs in music.
  • Jamaican adlibs in music
  • Discussion of specific artists like Popcorn and Movado

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But, Abu, when do we make my nuggets?

Fiat looks like the type of guy you can bribe with chocolate. Oh my God. I need to start saying award. You need to. Yeah.

That's a cheeky ad-lib. Yeah, I think that's a good ad-lib. A what? Who said that? Whose ad-lib was that? A what? It's vibes, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, I'm stealing that. He's way too old to use it. Yeah, Jamaicans have the best ad-libs. I'm certain of it. A what? What other Jamaican ad-libs do you know? Um... There, yeah.

Dea. Just be Dea. Yeah. Who's adlib is that? That's a Jamaican adlib. Oh, I mean like artists. Oh, actual artists. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. There's a bit of them, but I can't think of any. Can you think of any? Now I've started this, someone needs to help me finish it. I'm trying to think, what's Popcorn's one? If he has one. Or Movado.

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- Oh, it raps out some bangers. - E to the R. - A what? - Right, guys. - Girls. - It's Christmas Eve, Eve. - Eve, Eve, Eve, Eve, Eve, indeed. - So we're in our matching sensual satin PJs. - Yeah, festive. - Yeah. - Dripped up, dripped down. - Dripped up, dripped down. Very nice, man. Merry Christmas, guys. - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. - Yeah, crimbo in that. - I have a confession to make. - Go on.

First of all, why can't it be a good confession? The size in the room is just not. I can tell by your body posture. Yeah, typically. The tone sounded a bit. Your posture just says it all. Right. First of all, let me check something before I actually make a confession. I already know what your confession is. It's on route? Yeah. Wait. It's something on route. Just wait a second. Okay, cool. Yeah.

- It's charged. - My Secret Santa didn't come in time. My Secret Santa didn't come in time. And that's just what happened. It's currently two stops away. So it will be coming today, but it didn't come in time. - To be fair, that happened to me last year. - You did the exact same thing last year. - Yeah, it came pause whilst we were recording. And I was like, "Go grab it, pause." - Yeah, so apologies for that. I could have, I've got the schedule right here. I could have pushed Secret Santa to the end to save face. I didn't. - So you want to still do Secret Santa whilst your gift isn't here?

So you want to collect a gift but not give a gift out? Is that what you're telling me? Because that's what it sounds like. That's nuts. We can push it to the end. I think we might have to. Yeah. So it's all fair and square. I think we might have to. Collect a gift but not give one out. Fair. All right. Let me not say nothing. I think we might have to. Let me not say nothing. All right. How many stops is it? Two. That's fine. That's fine. I'm not going to lie to you, man. I checked 10 minutes ago. It was two stops away then.

it's a long episode he showed me the map he says it's in ENCE okay but he's taking his time alright cool so apologies to whomever it might be for it might affect yeah yeah yeah so it's coming alright pause um

What are you supposed to do? Because it's not Thanksgiving. You don't say what you're grateful for, really. Just Christmas, innit? Yeah, you don't really say what you're grateful for. It's just good vibes, good energy, being with the people you care about and just eat some good food and catch some good laughs. I feel like that's what it's all about. Yeah, man. Gang, I'm going to take my fitness journey all through Christmas as well.

- Good as you should. - Yeah, I'm not slowing down. - Yeah, apart from this period of me being ill, yeah, I'm not slowing down either. - Okay. - But I've been, you know, I think when you said a few weeks ago, when you were looking at yourself in that infinity mirror in LA. - In LA? - Yeah. - Legs open? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Toes swinging. - Toes, how about that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Dick swang. - Eyes closed, yeah. - Yeah, perfect penis. - Yeah.

That was, oh God. That was me this weekend. Yeah. I looked at myself in the mirror. I was thinking, yeah, it's paying off, bro. The shit's paying off. The shit's paying off, man. Yeah? Yeah, man. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, man. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, man. I had two and a half million cookies last night, though. I'm not proud of that.

- It be like that though. - It does be like that. And I did order a box of 12 and they only ate two and a half. So silver linings. - So are they dashed? - I'm not eating them again today. They're still in my hotel room open. And I intentionally didn't close the box. 'Cause I was like, don't let them stay fresh. Let them get stale. You're not eating them. - Okay, cool.

And also luckily my room doesn't have a microwave. If it did, I wouldn't be able to help myself. Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool. But yeah, it's been a good year. It has been a good year. Yeah, it's been a really good year. I'm feeling grateful for my boys. Bluetooth. Cool. Now I need you man to be honest with me about something. All right, go on. Go on.

- Go on. - Is honesty that difficult? - No, but I don't know. Just go on, sorry. - Am I really the least likable? - No. - Wait, out of who? - Out of the four of us? - The four of us. - Just? - In general? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just, I just wanna know if I'm the least likable. - In this room or? - What was the order again? If I recall. - It was one, two, three, four.

I'm just looking at faces. I don't have said answers, but in my opinion, of everyone here, I have no idea.

- I have no idea. - It's not a fucking opinion. - Okay, in my opinion, I don't think anyone takes fourth spot. I think it's unfair. - It's super unfair. - It's unfair to push someone on, not even on the, you're not even getting a medal, bro. You see what I'm saying? - Fourth is the worst position. - Fourth is the worst position. You're not even on the pedestal. And I don't think that's fair. - For context to the listeners, we did a Lockoutman episode, patreon.com/shitsandgigs recently that hasn't yet been released. But the question was asked, who's the least likable?

And out of a gesture of kindness, I voted myself forth in the hopes that someone would find sense and reshuffle the order.

- And they said, "Stay put." - Yeah, the streets said, "This is right." - The streets said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah. "Finally you did something right." - It was brutal. - Yeah. - It was brutal. The whole thing was brutal. - I haven't slept since. - It was tough. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It was tough. - I really haven't slept since and it's upset me, but- - Speaking of sleeping, have you actually had a better sleep from the last few weeks? - 'Cause of my mouth tape? - Yes, yes, yes. - I have another confession to make.

The mouth tape was making my lips dry. I'm not surprised. I don't suffer from dry lips ever. Bro, after three days of that bitch, my lips were cracking. Is this when you wake up in the morning, I'm assuming? All day. Literally all day. Like, it's not even from like...

It wasn't even, I don't know if there's a layer of healthy oil on your lips naturally. I don't know about them thing there. But my shit was drying up. Just in case. I don't use that shit ever in my life. I've never owned lip balm in my life. I bought two of them, Jones. Because my shit was white. Jesus. That's like dehydration. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My shit was white. So I- Rem, rem, dash that please. I feel like, yeah.

You know that placebo effect, when you see it, I feel like I need it. - Pause. - What is the, I don't want to interrupt. What is the general procedure with sharing it, because his finger was just all up in there. - Yeah, just don't double dip. I use one finger and don't double dip. - Fair. - That doesn't make sense at all. - I understand what you mean. - I understand what you mean. - Because I've obviously repeatedly used it. - Yeah, you just fingered the fuck out of that and then gave it to you and you just wiped out on your lips. - Yeah, he trusts that my hands are clean, basically. - I guess so.

- And then you just stuck your finger in there and then you're gonna give it to him. - I'm gonna trust that his hands are clean. - He just moved that table. - Is the table there? - You moved the table. - So you haven't touched anything? - Of course I've touched stuff. - So now I need a new comics.

- Hey, you might have been doing this. I just wanna understand the procedures. - That's what you're saying. - I just wanna understand the procedures. If you might own it. - You don't want Carmex Long-Term Shorts? - No, I don't. - Okay. - But if you might want to own it and be like, you know daddy loves doubling down. So if you were to own it and be like, "I don't give a fuck." Then I'm like, fair. - I mean, there's nothing I can do about it. Apart from getting my own. - There's everything you can do about it. - Apart from getting my own, but I don't have one. - So I bought that before you even used it. - I trust Rem's fingers are calm, pause.

- Oh! - Jesus. - It is Christmas. All right, cool. So shall we do our question of the week? - We shall do our question of the week. - So a little different this guys, a special Christmas thing. It is called,

We listen and we don't judge. So we're going to go through some critiques, if you will. And we are not allowed to judge. They have been submitted by the babies to critique us. And

When shit gets heavy. To critique us. As a unit. We are a family after all. Yeah. As if shit gets heavy. Yeah. We will literally take a deep breath and say we listen and we don't judge. That's literally it. I saw some of the tweets. Did you? Yeah. I bet you did. Now. Some of them have me on the ropes. Yeah. So I've got, I've got 12. I've got three for each of us. Yeah. Okay.

Some of them for you man, had me on the ropes.

- And what about for you? - Oh, mine are murked. - Yeah. - Don't get me wrong, mine are murked. - I bet. - But I expected that. - Okay, I don't have even pickings. I just call it as I see it. - Okay, cool. - Whichever was sweet, you know. - Yeah, whatever sweeted me the most and got the most views and likes is what made onto this list. So I'm not picking any favorites or anti-favorites. - All right, cool. - Anyone could get. And I think my name is the most frequent on here. - Okay. - So just saying. - Yours was on Instagram as well. - So I am the least likable.

- So that's what you just said again. - It just didn't make sense to me. And Rem was the least. - Why would you say that? - 'Cause it annoyed me. - And why would you say that? - 'Cause it annoyed me. That's why, it annoyed me. - Fair. - You got roasted, he got the least roasted. I got roasted. - Yeah. - You got roasted. - The thing that upset me most about Ellis' ones is 'cause they're just, they don't even bother being eloquent.

They're just straight to the point. They're saying three words. Straight to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sweets me. Let's go. Yeah. All right, cool. So we listen and we don't judge. S&G roast Christmas edition. Yeah. 80% of the time, Fuhad's face is funnier than the joke. That's why we laugh. Shit. We listen and we don't judge. Ellis is white.

- Is that it? - That's it. - Ellis is white. - Yeah, that's the judgment. - Okay. - Wow. - Fair. - We listen and we don't judge. - Fair. - Jesus Christ. - Sometimes Ellis looks like the kid that would be itchy if you sat next to women class. - Itchy? - I had one of them drawn to my primary school. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, so did I. - Itchy motherfucker. - His name was Sam. - I don't remember his name.

- Itchy motherfucker. - He was Sam. That's the one I told you people put pencil shavings in his head to see if he noticed. - Yes, I do remember. - That was fucked. - That's vile. - Yeah. - You... - I didn't, no, no, no, no. - You partook. - I didn't, I... Hey, hey. Full disclosure. - Go on, say your story. - Did I sharpen a pencil? - Oh, it was the shavings. - Yeah, I did. It was shavings. - That was, yeah, it was Sam. - Yeah, it was shavings. I didn't... That thing them mammals put in his hair, I didn't do that. But... - So where did the shavings go? - They went in his hair, but I didn't...

It was Adam that was putting them in his head. I was just shaving the pencils. Okay. But once I saw the destruction we were actually causing. Yeah. And once I deeped that he knew that this is like year seven, by the way, don't judge me. It's like year seven. Once I knew that he knew people were putting pencil shavings in his hair and he just, he didn't want the smoke. So he just stayed looking forward. I promise you. I've never been so close to tears in my life. I had a frog here, big man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's when I said enough is enough. Yeah, fair. Yeah, enough is enough. Fair, fair, fair. But he fucking stunk. For God's sake. He fucking stunk. I'm just saying how it is, bro. Oh, pig. Cool. This one. You lot actually watched the show. I only listened to it because watching it ruins it for me. Damn. Yeah.

ruins it ruins it when I actually see the men that I'm imagining in my head ruins it fantasy ruin yeah cool we listen and we don't judge we listen and we don't actually judge oh for fuck that look James is proof that not everyone evolves fair fair next for doing that Fiat looks like the type of guy you can bribe with chocolate laughter laughter

- We listen and we don't judge. - Wow. - Rem has a before head, a fore head and a after head. He remembers what happens tomorrow. - Fair. - This one's peak to be fair. Someone said, I'm sorry.

This is actually dread by the way It's dread because I can tell English is not their first language And this is their critique I'm sorry but does Rem have a speech challenge Challenge Challenge Fuck We listen And we don't judge Fuhad looks like Rick Ross on a Zen pic Yeah Fam He might have the best ad lib by the way

- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, fair. I can see why James drinks so much Monster. He needs the energy to keep that eye open. - Oh. - Wow. - You man don't know what that did to me, my Uber. - All the caffeine going to the eye. - Yeah, all that caffeine is to keep my lazy eye open. - You drink Monster. - Yeah, fam, that's why I'm taking a break.

That's crazy. That will fucking hurt me. Sorry, G. But we listen. We listen and we don't judge. Right. If Fu had had a better hairline, he might actually be worth something. But we'll never know. But we'll never know. Nah! Worth something.

- Stop. Okay, right. This one is the most outlandish thing I've ever, ever read. I'm sorry, bro. Rem looks like the squad found it under a bridge and adopted him. - Found it? - Found it. - Under a bridge? - Under a bridge. It is fucking horrible. - That is horrible.

However, we listen and we don't judge. Rem's got that burnt McDonald fries haircut. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Wow. James looks like he stands up and bends over to wipe his ass. Oh, that's disgusting. That's gross. God. Yeah. Yeah. But we don't judge. We listen and we don't judge. Ellis looks like he sucks cock for bus money and then walks anyway. Yeah.

What the actual fuck? What the fuck was that? No. That's after the perfect penis. That's what it's called. 100%. For fuck's sake. And walks anywhere. Right. I've been a loyal listener for years now and all I've seen is Fuad lick the melanin off those pink ass lips. Jesus. Fair.

I stay licking my lips. Fair. Fair assumption. Pink ass lips. Fair. Fair. All right, all right, all right. All right, all right, all right. The streets are winning one nil. Say this. That one fucked me up. Fair. Oh God. Fair. All right, you're up. I might consider joining Patreon. James's crooked hairline is getting on my nerves.

Oh, so they want to run me the funds to fix it? Say less. Say less. You two look like a gay couple in their honeymoon period, but James looks like he accuses Fiat of cheating every other day. Rem looks like the type of fucker that keeps a hentai tab open incognito just in case. Just in case. Damn. Rem's voice is a rental. I saw that and didn't understand it. I don't understand that.

- Is it saying that it doesn't suit you? - Maybe. - Is that what they're saying? - It's just not supposed to be mine. - Yeah, I think they're saying your voice is nice, but ellipsis. - Wow. - All right, I've got two more. We listen and we don't judge.

- Ellis looks like he can buy an apple through a wired fence. - We had that last time. - We've had that one before. - Did we? - Yeah, we had that in the roast. - I read that. - We just gotta bring that back. - Wow. I forgot, I read it last. - Veneers incoming. - Veneers incoming. - These are your teeth are mad. - They're fucking mad. - Through a wired fence. - That's the funniest fucking one I've ever heard.

But yes, we did have that last time. - Yes, we did. My bad, bro. We did. - Fucking hell. Last one for me. James the type of guy to give the robber his wallet so he doesn't take it. Fair. - Fair. Last one for me as well. We listen and we don't judge. James is the human version of autocorrect. Mostly wrong, but weirdly confident. - Damn.

We listen and we don't judge. That was fucking horrible. That was horrible. It really shows what you guys really think about us. When we give you the leeway to spit fire on us, you really spit fire. I saw the same person tweeting and then tweeting again and tweeting again and tweeting again. They had a field day. Yeah, they couldn't get enough of it. They had a field day. Fair play. It was harsh, but game is the game. Right.

Secret Santa guys? Yeah, let's do it. Secret Santa. Alright. I've got mine here so. Alright, so go for it. Who's your- My Secret Santa is, drumroll please. He is the one, the only, the handsome Rem de la Croix. Let's go. So, excuse the rapping because it's not my forte but I just leave it here and all there and it doesn't matter. Is that side rapped?

The other side? I just wrapped it and set it. It doesn't matter about the wrapping. Fair. Because the gift is what's inside is more important than what's outside. Yeah. In a beauty's bed and exterior. You feel me? So this gift here is a representation of...

something you love as well as something i love and this can be i feel like this can be something you can add to your um adds to your streaming set as just a bit of just a bit of something to look at you know but it also has like a personal what's the word i'm looking for it's like a personal um

- A personal thing that you like. - Cool. - You know? So yeah, this is my secret song gift to you. - I can't judge the rapping because I didn't even rap mine. - Yeah, there was no way I wasn't going to. - Yeah, I didn't rap mine. I'm not gonna lie. - We didn't rap last year. - I got hit. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It was just raps by Amazon. - We didn't rap last year. - Yeah, yeah, we didn't. I took mine out of the Amazon box when I came a few days ago. - Yeah. - 'Cause obviously I do my shot on time and you know.

That was wrapped last second because I recognized that wrapping paper downstairs. So it's not even your wrapping paper. So let's start throwing shade. Yeah, the wrapping paper was done today because there was only wrapping paper. I wasn't buying wrapping paper for this. It's fine. We didn't wrap last year. I thought we were all under the agreement that everything's all good, all fine. And then he started throwing shit. I didn't even hear the shade. I didn't hear it. I wish I didn't hear it. Let's go. Yeah, this is dope. 3D construction.

Available. Available. I love that. Thank you, bro. This is definitely going on my setup. Bottom table buddies. Wow. That's cute, man. Wow. Well played. Wow. Sorry, that was fucking horrible. I actually don't even know where that came from. I think it's because you got him. I don't even know where that came from. Bottom table buddies. Wow. That's...

That was fucking out of order. I'm grinching, my bad, bro. - That was a lot. - That was a lot. - Fair play. And we're mid-table buddies, if anything. - Yeah, sorry, mid-table buddies. - Facts, facts. Anyway. - Cool. - Anyway, Rem, you might as well go next. - My Secret Santa, if you can have a drum roll, please, is the one and only fearless, hardworking,

Hey listeners, let's go! Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. So I haven't wrapped it so I'll just say my piece now before I give you the gift. We had a discussion the other day about time and it was about you wanted to learn how to play guitar and you said you don't have the time to do it and

I thought about the conversation that we had afterwards and Fueg's point was to you was that you have time, but it's only because of our age difference. You're 10 years younger than us, but my point is nobody has time. To assume that we have time is not a good thing whatsoever. Tomorrow is promised to absolutely nobody.

If you can find the time, I would advise you do that now. Because ask us where the last 10 years of our life has gone. And none of us will be able to tell you. Tell us to explain to you where 23 to 33 went. We couldn't tell you. So as much as Swag said...

you have time. I understand what he meant and I understand what you were saying at the time. But I don't think that's a way that you should treat life in general, whether it's the next 10 years, the next five years, tomorrow. We don't know if we're going to be here tomorrow. Touch wood, we all are, of course, but we never know. So I got you. Cool. Hey, let's go. Guitar exercises for beginners. Oh, very nice. Let's go, man. That's a nice gift. Thank you, man. That's lovely.

Alright, cool. Let's put this to use in the new year. Let's go. Let's go. Well played. Ellis, do you want to go next? Yeah, sure. So, my secret Santa, drumroll please, is the one, the only, the legend, James. I got you something you could either put it in the studio or you could put it in your office.

It's something you guys go on about all the time. And yeah, I'm actually, close your eyes. I'm going to put it on the table. That sounded, yeah. - Yeah, sorry, go on. - I'm going to bring it over now. - Okay, you can open your eyes. - Can I open my eyes?

Deary me. Okay. So. That's dope. I actually just learned that last night, it's a money box. I thought it was a fucking statue. Right? Oh, yeah. Sick. But it's, yeah, you can, you can like put it on, on display in your streaming setup or here or whatever. Oh, thank you, bro. I really appreciate this. And yeah, I'm gonna, God,

- I need to have like some kind of swear jar system anyway. - Yeah, fair. - Or like a sus jar system. - Sus jar. - Maybe on stream I'll keep this next to me and anytime I talk about giving top or sitting on something or whatever, I can contribute to this and probably take us all on holiday. But thank you very much bro, I appreciate that. - No worries man, no worries. - Gang, right. Drum roll please.

My secret Santa was, of course, it could never be anyone else. My ride or die, bomb bitch, best friend to the end, Quakes. So obviously it's not her. Unfortunately. But I got you two gifts because I had some room in the budget. Thank you. So the first one is, well, both of them was because I want, no, the first one is because I want the best for you.

I worry about your health. Safe. Present circumstances included. I worry about your longevity. And I hate the certain aspects about your life in true OG African nature that you just, and male nature, you just get on with it. So I thought, okay, cool. Let me be

a person to help you make positive differences. And I've always said, I truly believe if you could start having a really good night's sleep, it would make a massive difference to your life. So I bought you some nose strips.

for you to sleep with in hopes that it will help your breathing when you sleep. - Thank you. - Second gift is as everyone knows me and Fouad have been going to gym a lot together. And this has been like what, two months now? - Roughly, yeah. - Roughly two months. And since day one, Fouad has complained that he keeps forgetting his fucking liquid chalk.

and he keeps using the chalk in the gym and then he'll use it and say it's not as good as the liquid chalk so i bought you some liquid chalk let's go and we can keep i think it's like a bottle or two bottles we can keep it here and you can bring it every single time to the gym without fail thank you sir you're very welcome let's go cool right that's nice man that was nice guys thank you that was very wholesome and lovely so

Obviously, the SMG roast was quite damning, damaging, hurtful, spiteful in some regards. And I did think it was going to leave us on quite a low. Okay. So as a pick-me-up, we're going to do some motivational speeches. So we're each going to take 60 seconds. Each of us will have an individual issue. And we'll have to give a 60-second motivational speech to pick our gift receiver. Okay.

and take them out of their hole, okay? So I've picked, based on the roast and based on current issues, I've picked something for each of us that we'll be feeling shit about ourselves. Okay, cool, cool, cool. And...

Someone will have to pull them out of it. Okay, cool. Okay. Yeah. Right. So does anyone volunteer as first? What, to speak first? Actually, to be fair, I'll speak first. Okay. Yeah. Just to set the tone. Okay. Right. So Fuad, talk to me. What's my issue first? Yeah. Okay, cool. Your issue is that people seem to... All right. Your issue is that people seem to believe you can be bribed with chocolate.

Yeah. Yeah. I can't stay away from the confectionery. Obviously, I am what I eat. And I'm going down a rabbit hole. It's crazy. It is crazy. Yeah. Right. I want to turn you around and pause in the next 60 seconds. Okay. Three, two, one. Here we go. Fouad. James. You are my fucking best friend.

Thank you. And since the day I've known you, have you put on some pounds? Yeah, we all have. Is some a lot? It is. But that doesn't matter because the more your tummy's grown over the years, the more your pockets have also grown. And that's realistically all that they care about. And the people that accuse you of having a sweet tooth or pre-diabetic or any of that nonsense don't know that...

You are just trying to physically match the cuddly energy that you produce. And when people look at you, all they want to do is hold you, myself included, and squeeze you and rub you for good luck. And that is what you bring to my life. Nothing but good luck and good vibes because you're a special, amazing, beautiful person. Sweet tooth or no. The end. How do you feel? I feel lifted. Yeah? I feel... Rise.

- Rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise. - I feel good, I feel better. I feel happy, thank you. - Dang G. - I needed to hear those words. - Eat your chocolates with pride, man. - Yeah, I needed to hear those words. - All right, thank you G. - The galaxy's waiting for me at home. - All right, fair. Right, next up, Ellis. I've been voted the most unlikable person in this room multiple times. And I feel really, really shit about it.

And I would very much like you to dig me out of this hole, please. Cool. 60 seconds. In three, two, one, go. James. Yes. So a lot of people say you're unlikable, right? So is 365K on Instagram unlikable? Is being one of the top comedy podcasts in the UK unlikable? No. I'm going to say the world, but yeah. That's all.

Yeah. To be fair, yeah. Shush. Sorry. So, I don't think there's any need for you to listen to these people. You know, there's a... If you go on the top comments on the videos, they're all there. It's only the newest ones. You go on that new tab, that's when you see all that shit. Don't worry about it. You know what I mean? You just go on the top stuff and it's all good. And they're the most popular and they're the most favorable opinions about you, which is good. So don't worry about it.

Don't worry about it. People just drop stuff. And that's the end of it. - Fair play. - Oh my God. It's just the newest ones. - You started strong. - Yeah, the point is, is that it's less popular. - You started strong. Is 365K unlikable? - No. Strong start. - All right, cool.

- You lost me in the middle there. Just don't look at the newest comments. - Nah, 'cause they're brutal. - Nah, they're the least popular. - Don't look at the new songs, 'cause they're real. Just look at the top ones. - They're real? - That's all they really think. - All right, cool. - Wow, okay, fair. Thank you, bro. - That's a joke. - Fuck's sake. - Fuck. - Ryan. - All right. - Jesus Christ. Fwaggs? - Yeah. - There seems to be a running theme that Rem is

Tramp adjacent mmm Jesus yeah, he's right homeless found under a bridge burn chips for hair. That's crazy That's actually nuts. Please help him Tramp adjacent 60 seconds in three two one let's go Rem de la creme look at me when I'm talking to you. I'm here. You are a

Without a shadow of a doubt one of the most handsome brez I've ever seen When we first met in uni one of the first things I noticed about you was you have probably the best hairline going and It's so unfair that I have to deal with what I have to deal with know what you've got. You see what I'm saying? There's no hairstyle on this earth that you've done that doesn't suit you. You see what I'm saying? Let's go great smile great teeth great skin

Fuck the haters and keep doing it. Because you are a fantastic human being. You dress to the nines. And you're a frugal motherfucker too, which means you think about the future. Yeah? So don't let them tell you otherwise. Thank you for saying that. Cool. Thank you. 10 seconds to spare. Fair. Fair play. That was legit. Very nice. Thank you. You're welcome, sir. Rem. There seems to be a running theme also that...

Ellis isn't visually appealing. He thinks his face is unilateral. People think he can bite through solid objects or around solid objects to reach other objects. Please pull him out of the grave. In three, two, one, go. Ellis. Firstly, beauty is an eye of the beholder. Fair. Right now in this room, we're all the beholders. And you're beautiful. Fair. Fair.

The thing that you've done and allowed them to push you into a self-deprecating zone. Don't let them hold that power, bro. You have the power. Every day you wake up, it's a brand new day, new slate. You look good. You're hardworking. Your energy is up. Your vibes are up. You don't need to listen to any of these haters, bro.

They're talking absolute smack. It doesn't even make sense. We don't know these people. They don't know you. Yeah. These people that got stuff to say, if they haven't got your phone number, they don't have an opinion.

They don't matter in this world. As simple as that. We're only out here for the good vibes and the good times. You bring that to the table, bro. So I appreciate you. Don't even listen to the haters. Let's go. Very nice. Do we feel lighter? It was wholesome. It was good. Well done.

I feel okay. Right. We have some, the team has brought together some games and shit for us to do. So I've heard. So I've heard too. So layered logic, pass the parcel with a festive twist. There will be a present, which is layered, wrapped numerous times. I don't know how many, could be bare. I don't know. And Tia, the amazing Tia, will say or read out a riddle to the team.

Whoever answers the riddle correctly receives a present and gets to take off one of the layers. And we'll keep bouncing around. We'll keep the riddles coming until the final layer. Whoever gets to the final layer and answers that riddle correctly receives the gift. Nice. Cool. Yeah? Yeah. Sounds good. I come in many colors, very big and bright. I turn so many houses into a beautiful sight. What am I? Read it one more time? Yeah, one more time.

- I come with many colors, very big and bright. I turn so many houses into a beautiful sight. What am I? - Christmas tree. - Lights. - Christmas lights. - Lights. - Yeah, he said lights. - Fair. - Very nice. - I'm all for riddles as well. - Okay. - Oh, you got lollies? - Yeah, let's go. - Fuck, okay, this really is pass the parcel. - I got some lollies, man. - This really is pass the parcel. Yeah, no kid goes without some. - Yeah, I wasn't expecting a gift straight away. Let's go. - Cool.

- Heart's racing. - Let's go. - Next riddle. I'm a catchy carol and a tune that likes to rhyme. I contain 12 magnificent gifts that come around Christmas time. What am I? - Advent calendar? - 12 days of Christmas. - One more time? - Listen carefully.

I'm a catchy carol and a tune that likes to rhyme. I contain 12 magnificent gifts that come around Christmas time. What am I? Catchy carol? Reindeer? No. It's a catchy carol that loves to rhyme. Is it literally 12 days of Christmas? Boom. Oh, is that what it is? Cool, cool, cool.

Rem said that No you said Advent calendar No Then I said Then he said 12 days of Christmas I said advent calendar And then you said no And then I said 12 days of Christmas Yeah And then we just carried on Yeah Rem said it I said it ages I said it You said it as an answer It sounded like you said it as like a Like a Like a Oh advent calendar You were like Oh 12 days of Christmas It does sound like you were saying 12 days of Christmas is the answer I'm giving you

- If you did, I heard you say it. - I said 12 days of Christmas because of advent calendar. So if you wanna just, yeah. If you're saying that as your answer, then that's fine. I said 12 days of Christmas, but it's fine. - It's up to you. - Go James, go James. - He said it doesn't sound fine. - It's fine. Just go James, go James. He said 12 days of Christmas as the answer. I said advent calendar. Fine. - Ooh. Okay. - Okay. Chocolates. Hands off.

- Yeah, dagger to the heart. - Oh, these are- - Hotel Chocolat. - Oh, fair. - My stepmom loves Hotel Chocolat. - Fair play. - Gang. - Nice. - Exciting. - Right, next riddle. Am I plant seen every Christmas, which people hang up above, when underneath it they kiss someone- - Mistletoe. - Sorry. - Fair, I was gonna say it as well. That's cool.

- Damn, Grand Admiral Thrawn. Very nice. I've never seen these this small. - Neither have I. Oh, it's a key chain. - Oh, sick. Okay, cool. - This is the best game ever. - I drop from the sky and I'm much more beautiful than rain. - Snowflakes, snow. - Damn. - This is what we're doing now. - Damn. - Yeah, we're not waiting anymore. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, I need a present. - We're getting closer to the main present. It's getting me nervous.

- Five guys gift card. - Fuck. - Fair play. - Damn. - Nice. - That's sick. - How much? - I don't know. - Tia, how much? - 20. - Fair. It's like one meal at five guys, but yeah, fair. Very nice. I'm livin' about that one. - That's a good one. - Okay. - You wanna do a trade? - Ooh. - You want the chocolate? - No, I want the Star Wars, G. - Oh, right. - Sorry. - Imagine us going into... It's cool. We know where your heart lies. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. I want the chocolate off the dome, you know? Pause.

I'm a coloured strip that you can see in your tree. No. I'm a coloured strip that you can see on your tree. Reflective and shiny is how you always find me. What am I? Tinsel? Well done. As soon as I heard strip, I thought candy cane too. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, gang.

35 pound PlayStation voucher. - Oh, heavy. - Fucking hell. - Just what I wanted. - Fair play. - Lit. - That is very cool. - That is very cool. - I hold surprises yet ask for none. Once I'm broken, my purpose is done. I cause- - Christmas cracker. - Damn! Well played. Well played. - Unagi. - Tia, are we ruining really well, like good pen game by answering early? - No. - Oh, okay, cool. - I love this. This is the game. - Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool. - What is it? - Is this the gift? - Yeah.

- It was meant to be. - Oh, fair enough. - It was meant to be! Let's go! It was meant to be, guys. So we have a Tanjiro Funko Pop. - Sick, sick, sick. - We also have my favorite, the Mandalorian and the Child. - Let's go. - And we also have the traditional socks, Christmas socks. - Jordans! - Let's go.

- Remski, would you like my five guys? Not because, because he didn't, he didn't win anything. I won the main prize. - You promised me a trade, no? - Yeah, I'll have the Osaka to complete my set, but Rem's not won anything. - So what are you trading me? - No, I'll just- - You're just taking it? - No, no, no, I'll ship these two, but then you have to give Rem something. Pause.

- Just give him the five guys. - If I give you this, I want the five guys. - Give him the five guys. - Give him the five guys. He wants this trade badly. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Can I have a lolly? What flavour? So you got Coca-Cola, strawberries and cream, strawberry or apple? It has to be Coca-Cola. Yeah. I'll have it after. Thank you. Would you like something in return? No, I'm good, man. Sure? I have Lindt. I have Hotel Chocolat.

- Oh, you want the PlayStation voucher? - I'll swap you a little bit. - I'm asking a lollipop voucher? Do you have a PlayStation? - Yeah, I got a PS5 the other week, to be fair. - Take the PlayStation voucher. - Can I? - I play on PC, bro. - Oh, that's sad. - I do have a PlayStation, bro. - Appreciate it. - There you go, bro. - This is what it's all about. - This is what it's all about, man. Steal from the rich, give to the poor. - Yeah, yeah, fair. Yeah. - Fuck's sake. Wow.

I said he's Robin Hood. That was fun. That was a lot of fun. Calm. So there's another game. Nice. It's called Christmas Confessions. Nice. Okay. So you'll hear a series of film plots described as confessions from the main character. Your challenge is to guess the name of the film based on the confession. Yes. The player with the most correct guesses wins. Oh my God. Yes. This is your bag. This is literally Christmas. Oh my God.

Let's go. So, I mean, Ellis and I, we're obviously not in this. Oh, it's just us. Okay, okay, okay, yeah. I can't breathe. So, confession one. Yeah. I'm respected as the local organiser in my town, but I grew bored and decided to leave, believing I could do better elsewhere. After exploring a new town, I returned with plans to shake things up, even though no one liked it and I didn't care.

Despite warnings from the love of my life, I ignored the risks. When everything fell apart, I realized I thrive on chaos, but I don't need to lose the love of my life to embrace it. - Damn. - Damn indeed. We're trying to guess the movie. - Trying to guess. - And this is the main character's POV. - Correct. - Say it one more time, please. - Yeah, say it one more time. - I'm respected as the local organizer in my town, but I grew bored and decided to leave, believing I could do better elsewhere.

This isn't Star Wars, is it? No. Okay. Mmm, good shout. It sounds like a fucking... Is it a Dr. Seuss movie?

No. Okay. I don't think I can guess it. Yeah, neither can I. Charge. Charge, charge. Yeah. The Nightmare Before Christmas. The Nightmare Before Christmas. I've never gotten that.

i don't i don't even know if i've seen that movie damn i'm vexed i knew it was an animated movie yeah fair are they all christmas movies by the way yes cool okay cool that would help tis the season fair play yeah i'm losing this game really yeah i actually haven't seen that many christmas movies at all okay fair right confession number two i was a videographer at my best friend's wedding i thought i wasn't a fan of his wife but honestly i was fighting my true feelings and i was actually in love with her

I couldn't stand it anymore and I had to let her know. So on Christmas Eve, I turned up to her house playing Christmas carols and expressing my feelings through card. Love Actually. Correct. Fair play. Correct. Love Actually. Love Actually. Fair play. That's a good fair play. Brodsky's a fucking snake though. I can't remember that movie. He's a fucking snake. Confession number three. Last night, my family deserted me. Home Alone. Correct. Fair play. Sorry.

Sorry. The Grinch. Sorry. Don't be. I told you I'm not winning, so it doesn't matter. Elf. Correct.

Confession number six. Breathe, G. Sorry. Breathe. I came to LA to fix things with my wife, but instead of a quiet Christmas, I ended up barefoot in a skyscraper fighting armed terrorists. They took her office party hostage and I had to go up against them alone. I was scared, outnumbered and barely holding it together. But I couldn't let them hurt innocent people, especially my wife.

One by one, I took them down and by the end, I was bloody and broken. But I got her back. Die hard. Correct. Confession number seven. I'm a professional thief and every year I pose as a cheerful... Bad Santa. Correct. Confession number eight. I've always been hopelessly in love with my ex and even though he cheated on me and is now in a relationship, we've stayed close... Bridget Jones. Incorrect. We've stayed close friends.

He recently announced his engagement at the company Christmas party and it crushed me. I then met his girl on the other side of the world who had just broken up with her boyfriend after he cheated on her. The Holiday? Correct. I love that movie. Yeah, very good. Jack Black? Yeah, Jack Black is in there. Ewan McGregor's in there. Cameron Diaz. Cameron Diaz. Kate Winslet. Never seen it. Yep. Movie. It's my guilty pleasure. It's a really good movie. Last one. Confession number nine.

I used to hate Christmas. To me, it was just a day for people to waste time and money. I had my business, my wealth, and that was all I needed. But one night, I was visited by a ghost. A Christmas carol. Correct. Thank you for that, guys.

sorry that's all the games don't be that's well to be fair you have a you have a disassociation ability you can disassociate from losing stuff like that yeah when we played that game on log cabin patreon.com four slash instant gigs three pound a month run the p it's smg um when we're doing that complicated word game

Yeah. Yeah, I remember. Yeah. The game that I created. Oh, the Pangea. Yeah. Pushed my face into shit. I really didn't like that game. I really, it ruined my whole day. Fair. So well played for taking that like a man. Pause.

Yeah, losing doesn't bother me, bro. Right, guys. That was our Christmas special. That was. That was lots of fun. It was. A rollercoaster of emotions. And I just want to say a big thank you to you guys, everyone in this room. Facts. This has been a wonderful year. And yeah, this is...

- At the risk of sounding corny, I swear to God, every day is literally Christmas when I get to come to work with you guys. - That's cute. That's cute and it's facts. - I genuinely mean it. - It's facts because like we've said it so many times, as soon as you step in here, as soon as we press record, it's like a safe space, it's a bubble and you just forget about everything else in the outside world. - True. - Facts.

have a laugh have fun ups and downs roller coasters it's a good time here man it's very very good so Merry Christmas guys Merry Christmas everyone Merry Christmas everyone watching listening hope you got all the presents you ever wanted and let's start the new year with a bang and to all a good night let's go love of love gang gang gang

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