Women Share When They Realised He's Not Their Type Financially | Patreon Clips | ShxtsnGigs Podcast
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Ladies, when did you realise that he's not your type financially? It's making me laugh already, I'm vexed. Whispered to the cashier at Five Guys to split our orders into two separate payments.

whispered whispered hey yo boss man boss man can i have the bacon burger and the fries on just one order and then her ting a hot dog on the other hot dog and the double fucking whatever the milkshake ting just yeah just for me boss for me please please appreciate it what's that what's going on no no no i'm just adding more salt or something yeah ask me to pay him back for the coffee he bought me it was three pounds

Ask me to give him my card to pay so it looks like he was paying. I read that one. I read that one randomly. I actually saw a TikTok about that. I actually saw a TikTok about that. Where it was like the girl had the phone in his face and was like, oh, when...

When you have to give your partner the card so it looks like that he's- So wait, wait, pause, pause, pause. They were on the date. They were in a restaurant and she's got the camera here. In his face, giving him the card. And then the card goes like this and he doesn't even look at the camera. He's like, yeah, so it's all jokes to her.

See? This is my life we're talking about. See, this is what I don't like about comfortable women sometimes. You can't embarrass me like that. We're meant to be a union. Do you not think I'm embarrassed enough as it is? Do you know what I mean? I'm embarrassed enough as it is. And you're putting it on TikTok so you can do Kiki KK in the comments. So you can do up fame at my expense. They can't even see your face. Yeah, that shit like that can't run. Bro. It can't run.

I'd rather you just not give me the card. Oh, rags, rags. We'll dine and dash. We're in this together. Dine and dash. He said I couldn't take a Chanel bag from a male friend as a gift, but then said he wouldn't get me one. Interesting. All you need to know is I've suffered and I won't do it again.

I won't do it again. That was funny. He took a snap in the hotel room that I paid for with the food that I paid for with the caption, treat yourself. Babe, I treated you. He called me high maintenance for going to a steakhouse on a random weekday. Bro.

He was livid. He was livid. He was livid. Livid. Can we go to a steakhouse tonight? Do you not miller a cart on a Wednesday evening? What? On a Wednesday evening. On a Wednesday. Relax. That's a hundred pounds. Easy. That's once a month type thing. Relax. Relax. Wow, that's so funny. That's jokes. When he started asking how much my rent was and how I could afford to live in the area I live in and comments like, you're the one with the money, big money. That's disgusting.

Fam, can you imagine? You go into a girl's house and you're just like, how much is this? How can you afford this? Yeah, how can you afford to live here? Because I definitely can't. I can't. Mrs. Big money. Oh, you got that big money? You got that big money? Yeah, you're Mrs. Big. Treat me. Treat me. Jesus. When he said, I've got to work three jobs to catch up to you. That's the most humiliating thing I've ever heard in my entire life.

A guy asked me out. Then the day of the date said, where do you want to go? And when I said Olive Garden, he said I was moving too fast and Olive Garden money is relationship stuff. I swear Olive Garden is like a chain restaurant. I've been there before. It's basic. It's basic. Relationship stuff. You're moving too fast. Yo. Fuck it up. Yo, you're moving fast. Olive Garden. Olive Garden. You're taking a piss. Olive Garden, you're taking a piss. Yo, Olive Garden.

When I was making the payments on my own wedding ring, when he started donating plasma. I didn't know that was a ting. Neither did I. I didn't know that was a ting. That's clear liquid, isn't it? I don't even know where they get it from. Neither do I. He had to donate plasma for money. Ow. Went out with him and his friends. And while the others were, I'm sorry, went out with him and his friends. And while the other guys were fighting to pay the bill, he just sat there like a baddie.

Oh God. When he invited me to dinner and split the bill because he was a feminist. Yeah. That's, that's disgusting stuff. Anyway, guys, thank you very much for today. That was a fun one. Yeah. As always, we'll see you on Monday. All right. Love. Love. Love.

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