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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa

Episodes

Total: 514

Vagrant Story Part 4 - It's A Whole Thing
2020/12/28

We wrap up Squaresoft's Vagrant Story this week, and with that the Sydney and Ashley's story ends. L

Vagrant Story Part 3 - Classic Square Roots Character Leppity Moore
2020/12/21

Frankly, this episode was an embarassment of riches for possible titles. We could have had: "Butt Me

Vagrant Story Part 2 - Locker Worthy
2020/12/14

After we all throw Vanessa in a locker for insisting on using the term baileywick "we" continue to "

Vagrant Story Part 1 - Are We Ready To Talk About That Dumper?
2020/12/7

Oh yeah, life goes on, until your servants and kids are taken hostage by a cult. On this first episo

Fable II Part 4 - Robots Don't Smell
2020/11/30

Is the world too mean to Molyneux? Did he enjoy that picture of himself as a snake oil salesman in t

Fable II Part 3 - The Libeartarians of Bloodstone
2020/11/23

When Johnny's away, the podcast does talk about politics! On this week's episode Matthew, Jim and Va

Fable II Part 2 - The Crooshible
2020/11/16

Okay, I'm just going to say it: this week we mercilessly bully Matthew. It's true. Jim, Vanessa and

Fable II Part 1 - Dog Box, You'll Call It
2020/11/9

By harnessing the power of the Xbox 360, we move into Lionhead Studios' wacky, Discworld-esque Fable

Chrono Cross Part 7 - owo, wouwdst thou wike the taste of buttow?
2020/11/2

Oh boy. We finished Squaresoft's 2000 epic, Chrono Cross. And it didn't quite go the way we imagined

Chrono Cross Part 6 - The Full Buns
2020/10/26

In this dragon-fighting episode of Square Roots, we finish Disc 1 of Squaresoft's Chrono Cross. Also

Chrono Cross Part 5 - Time Echoes Are NOT Ghosts
2020/10/19

On this reality-warping episode of Square Roots, things get... complicated in Square's Chrono Cross.

Chrono Cross Part 4 - Tummy Two-Tome
2020/10/12

Finally, we catch up with Masamune, everyone's favorite zany fellas, except now they're a sword and

Chrono Cross Part 3 - Ouch Water
2020/10/5

We're back in the original timeline in Chrono Cross, but that doesn't stop things from getting real

Chrono Cross Part 2 - THERE'S NO GIRLFRIENDS IN SPACE
2020/9/28

In this episode, we get all exploded by time. Especially Jim. So much Jim. Have you ever heard Jim m

Chrono Cross Part 1 - Poshul Is A Human Man In A Suit Pretending To Be A Dog
2020/9/21

We start everyone's favorite sequel to Chrono Trigger: Chrono Cross! Finally we catch up with our fa

Mario + Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story Part 5 - What You Gotta Do When You Got That Wet Ass Puzzle
2020/9/14

VANESSA DOESN'T KNOW WHO CAPTAIN TOAD THE TREASURE TRACKER IS AND THAT IS INSANE. Also this week, as

Mario + Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story Part 4 - Do You Know What Bungeon is Short For?
2020/9/7

Kuzzle. *teehee* In this chunker of Bowser's Inside Story, Vanessa makes a shocking discovery: no o

Mario + Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story Part 3 - Sam Elliott Explains Tickle Consent
2020/8/31

Either Bill Paxton or Bill Pullman shows up as well in this star-studded episode of Square Roots! We

Mario + Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story Part 2 - #HOLESOME
2020/8/24

There's no way that things could get weird in this chunker of Bowser's Inside Story where Bowser eat

Mario + Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story Part 1 - Moratorium On Any S-Words
2020/8/17

This week we start Nintendo's DS / 3DS Mario Brothers RPG! Just a heads up, we may mention vore a fe