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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa

Episodes

Total: 514

Final Fantasy 7 Mailbag!
2020/4/1

Hi friends! Everyone wants to talk about Final Fantasy 7, and our episodes have been running real l

Final Fantasy VII Part 6 - The Bone Zone
2020/3/30

This episode is just chock full of bonkers moments from a very, very bonkers JRPG. Questions include

Final Fantasy VII Part 5 - Did Sephiroth Do This?
2020/3/23

This week on a big, large, huge episode of Square Roots we ask: what happened to our first recording

Scare Roots - Dead Space
2020/3/18

Hey! We're all having a pretty rough month so this special episode of Scare Roots was brought back f

Final Fantasy VII Part 4 - No Down Side
2020/3/16

Matthew is on assignment for this chunker as we dig down into mid section of Disc 1. How long is thi

Final Fantasy VII Part 3 - That's Mrs. Eyeball Nipple
2020/3/9

Final Fantasy VII Part 3 - That's Mrs. Eyeball Nipple Another great debate: Does Jenova has an eyeba

Final Fantasy VII Part 2 - Don't Actually Do It, It's Fine
2020/3/2

IT'S THE WALL MARKET! THE BEST CHUNKER OF ANY JRPG EVER! In this episode: Cloud explores his gender

Final Fantasy VII Part 1 - All Around Me Are Familiar Faces
2020/2/24

TWO HUNDRED EPISODES! How do we celebrate? By getting all nostalgic for the blocky lil' LEGO friends

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II Part 6 - Yaddle👏Lived👏In👏A👏Pit👏
2020/2/17

What happens if you leave Vanessa and Johnny alone to wrap up a game? Over two and a half hours of a

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II Part 5 - You Should Experience This 7-11 Alone
2020/2/10

NEXT GAME ANNOUNCED! It's a Johnny and Vanessa two-fister in this odd chunker of Star Wars: Knights

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II Part 4 - Election Year
2020/2/3

It's an Election Year on Onderon in Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic! We've got some disturbin

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II Part 3 - Another Reverse Childbirth Kind of Scenario
2020/1/27

In this exciting episode of Square Roots we visit Nar Shaddaa and find a couple of will they - won't

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II Part 2 - Bao-Dur's Gait
2020/1/20

We get a bunch of annoying cold calls from corporate folks and faith healers, Jim once again fails t

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II Part 1 - With Apologies to Dominic Monaghan
2020/1/13

This episode requires an extended list of apologies: apologies to Beaumont Kin fans, Dominic Monagha

Yakuza Part 5 - What's the Omi Alliance Again?
2020/1/6

On this action-packed Yakuza finale we: celebrate Matthew's return from dangerous lands unknown; enj

Best of the Decade Listener Lists
2019/12/30

We're taking the week off, but figured we'd check out your favorite games of the decade and comment

Yakuza Part 4 - Here's the Church
2019/12/23

We debate what is the scheme, who is being rescued, and what exactly is the Shape of Love in this ex

Yakuza Part 3 - I Saw Mommy Cucking Santa Claus
2019/12/16

CW: Child abuse, transphobia With Matthew still on dangerous assignment, Jim, Vanessa and Johnny ge

Yakuza Part 2 - It's Like Pokémon If You're A Pervert
2019/12/9

We get lost in the weeds of Sega's open world brawler RPG in this episode of Square Roots. While Mat

Yakuza Part 1 - White Queso Velveeta Clan
2019/12/2

What are the Yakuza? Vanessa, Jim and Johnny aren't quite sure, but they try to talk it out using Kr