A Cup of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 8 Tea with Trixie and Katya
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Okay, we're on day two. Day two. Of the Twitter checkmark being gone. How are you coping? They took it away. They took it away. They took it away. They took it away, Malin. You know what I love about it, though? What I love is now the only people left with checkmarks are the people who bought them. Those losers. Not losers, but Bethany and Stevie wannabe from down the street. Pedophiles. We don't know about that. We don't know about that.

They're all pedophiles, right, Tracy? I know that. That's right. Yeah. So I'm obsessed with waking up and having no blue checkmark and being like, you know what? The blue checkmark was stupid to begin with. What was verified what? Verified what? Thank you. Verified. Where are you coming into my house and verifying my two bulbous testes? I'm worried about someone saying they're Doritos and tweeting that they hate women or something. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Tritzy. Tritzy.

You want to talk about verified? Let's talk about you for a moment, Tritzy. No, I'm going to let you spin out. And I'm going to chime in later. I've got things on my mind. Yeah, let me tell people what you texted me yesterday, which was so fucking crazy that I laughed. It was so crazy. You said...

What did I say, Tritzy? You said, can I just wait? You said, are we doing the pod tomorrow? I said, yes. You said fierce. And then a few hours later, you said, I'm going to let it rip on the pod tomorrow. And I said, in what way? And you said, I just have a lot on my mind with three exclamation points. And then you wrote me back. Are you high? Yeah.

Well, then you say, can I do the cold plunge at your house? Because we don't heat the pool right now. And I said, yeah. You can jump in the 70 degree water and believe that it's going to give you the same effect as ice water. Cocaine. Cocaine. Tell them what you think about ice water. Ice water is like cocaine. You.

You think that if you jump in cold water, it's going to give you cocaine feelings. So I don't think that. I know that because science has corroborated this. Science has. There is peer reviewed data on the subject. Thank you very much. But I've done it twice with you and I don't feel. No, no, no, no, no, no. Because that's not an actual cold plunge. To your point yesterday that you made in the pool, you were very correct. Yeah.

That was 75 degrees. 75 degrees is nothing. We need a 33 degree cold plunge. And if you submerge your body for 30 minutes in that 33 degree plunge, cold, you will... Death? No, not death. Quite the opposite, in fact. Your body will gradually release dopamine. Not a spike. So like cocaine, for example, is a spike, right? A spike in a crash. Same with like many other drugs.

This is a gradual, non-spiky release of dopamine that is equal or greater than 150% that of cocaine. Wow. Dopamine. Yeah. It's a gradual. It's a gradual. It's not like a spike. It's like a riser in EDM music. You know what a riser is? Oh, absolutely. And when the molly hit...

They should have more nightclubs. They should just have ice baths. Thank you. But who in their right mind is going to submerge their body for 30 minutes in a 33 degree? Yeah. If we could get off stage and get in that. Or get on stage and into that. How about that one? How about that? Cold Plunge sings the blues. No, no. On stage. Break a leg. Yeah.

But maybe it could be like a circus act where you jump from a super high thing into a glass of ice water. It'd be fantastic. And all that happens is you immediately break your neck and you shatter a glass and your body hits it. And yeah, you're dead skiing. Dead skiing. I want to talk about not smoking cigarettes. Yeah, what's going on there? Nothing. It's great. It's wonderful.

How was not doing cigarettes? Wonderful. Easy. Simple. I don't believe you. Never been easier. I'm doing reverse psychology. Oh, okay. Reverse psychology. But you've quit before. No, I haven't. Yeah, you did. This is the first time. Reverse psychology. Oh. Opposite day. Mm-hmm. Everything is easy peasy lemon squeezy. I've never been more comfortable in my life. I've never felt more at ease. I've never been more in the moment. Present. Lovely. Ah!

I could pick you up with one hand and throw you out that window and scream and puke. I could scream. I could rip off that fucking pink sweater and then I could suplex your body. I could drag a knee through your torso and scream blood into your face. Let's take a break. I think it's time for the first break.

After the initial mental break. Who knew two cigarettes was the only thing holding your brain cells together? Holding it together. No drugs. No alcohol, which of course I don't drink anyways, but no nothing. Clean teen. Too clean. Too serene. I know. Maureen. It's interesting that we all walk around believing that you are on the straight and narrow. And then when you come out to us as, well, I just had to stop doing everything.

It's like, oh, well, so. Listen. Okay. Listen. Love is a many splendored thing. If not smoking and doing drugs, it's such a shock to your system. Something. No, no, no, no, no. No, I, you know, listen. Can you fuck?

Excuse me? Can you have sex? With this dead dick? No, like, that's one of the only things you could do between now and the surgery is you could still have sex. Yes, I'm trying to go. I'm going to try to get a massage tonight. Sexy massage. It's hot in here. We just turned the air on. We just turned the air on. Because Brandon took the morning off. Okay, okay. Is that okay? It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Jesus Christ. I'm just sweating. I'm sweating. Because I'm...

I know. Well, let's change the subject. We can talk about something else. Let's talk about all stars. I would love that. Let's talk about all stars. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Let's go back for a second. Just so the fine folks at home know, I'm under a vigorous process of, I'm trying to get my blood pressure down. My blood pressure is skyrocketed.

The silent killer. Not skyrocketed, but it's high. And they won't operate on me next Friday. I have surgery and they won't operate on me unless I have a lower blood pressure. But why do you have high blood pressure? It's just a variety of a constellation of factors. Is it natural or is it things you do to yourself? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bofa. Smoking is part of it. Bofa. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Smoking is a big part of it. Smoking is a huge part of it. So no smoking. I don't know about smoking. Smoking is horrible. Why are people smoking? Love it.

Love smoking. Why are people smoking? Love it. Love smoking. Here's the thing about being a... Okay, I understand. I understand. I get it. I get it. You want to be healthy. You want to feel good. You want to do the right thing. I get it. I don't feel that way. But you do about fitness. Yes, but that's different. That's not about being a... It's not about doing the right thing.

It's about doing what I want. I want to do fitness. Yeah. I don't go into the gym like, oh, here's time for my two hour slog of things that I don't want to do in order to be a thing that I want to be. Right. That's not how I do fitness. Right. You know what I mean? I go to the gym to do activities that I love to do because they make me feel good. Showering. Showering. Twice a day. Twice a day. Do you shower at the gym? I do. It's gorgeous. Yeah. Do you feel weird getting naked in front of people?

No. They must feel weird getting naked in front of me, though. Because you're boner. Well, you have a pussy, but the boner, when you get hard, comes right out of the pussy. Because you have that rubber pussy on. No, I... You ever put that rubber pussy on and push your boner through it? No, but I do go out. I go around with a tape measure. And I say, it's time to measure your weenie.

I'm high. I'm with Team Services Weenie Measurement Division. Do you think women care about big cocks? Yes. The way gay men do? Not the way gay men do. But I believe they have a vested interest. You think? I do believe that. Yes, I do. I do. I do. Because I know that for some women and all different people, people with vaginas, there's, you know, it's like, ow.

Or it's like, you know, so they want to know. They're interested. They're tuned in. You know what I don't like though? What? I don't like that. I feel like there's been so much evolution when it comes to like, don't shame people's bodies, their bodies, their titty size, their baldness, whatever. I don't like that it seems like people with small dicks, that's still very much on the table. That feels shitty. It feels shitty. I agree. We're supposed to be like,

No, all dick sizes are good, but then it's totally valid to be like,

Get a fucking little cock. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I don't like it either. And I think it speaks to the lack of creativity of the human being. And I understand the metaphor of sometimes when you say he's a little cock, it means like he's insecure. He's like compensating. Like there's the personality trait we attach to someone with a little dick, but that's not fucking true either. No. There's a lot of nice people with tiny dicks. Absolutely. And a lot of shitty people with huge cocks. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

That goes right onto the tail end of, if you have a big dick, people are like, I don't know why you're a bottom. Which I'm like, there's a lot of tops with small dicks. What are you talking about? Yeah, there's no correlation. It's crazy. People have taken this big cock thing totally out of control. It's out of control. It started with Madonna. Do you like to suck big cock? Truth or dare? Do you want to suck big cock?

I don't know. I don't know. I think you're right. I don't know. And I think you should say it.

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The pussy phrenologist in the corpse mutilator. She was the corpse mutilator. She's the pussy phrenologist. You got to look her up. You missed that news cycle. I don't want to go into it. Can we take another one? Yes. Can we take another one four minutes later? So we have some photos here so we can look at some looks now. I don't have a list of the cast list. But I do. I have it right. I can rattle off at the top of my memory. I didn't even recognize all of them. But I guess that's the magic of all stars. People look different. People look different. They got a lot of surge. You know, you can print out.

This is really poor, Tracy. This is poor. Look at this. Look at all these cameras. Tracy, this is really poor. Okay, this is poor. Should we put it right here? And it's like a very analog version of... We don't want them to see it. Yeah, we do. It's not a game. All right, so, you know, you post or whatever. I don't know.

That's okay. This is Alexis Michelle. Alexis Michelle. She looks absolutely beautiful. Now, this is the question I could not get out of my mind the whole time I'm looking at these cast photos. Who's Michelle? Who is making these fucking costumes? Yeah. Because let me tell you something. Let me tell you something, Miss Pink. Uh-huh. If I got called back to do one of these all-star seasons, and yes, I have. Yes, I have been. Thank you. I didn't ask. I say to myself, who would I call?

Who would I call? I don't even know. Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration. I don't know. Who would you call besides Amy? Amy. I would just have her do all of it. All of it, okay. Amy Sarazon, who built all the costumes for Trixie and Katya Live, does all my costumes. My Queen of the Universe of Costumes this year, I was like... I have to sit down next to...

Vanessa and Michelle and Mel B all have way more elaborate teams than I do. And I still have to scuttle in in my little tube of fabric and serve something. And thanks to Amy, I sure fucking do every goddamn day. But look at this incredibly structured gown. It's absolutely gorgeous. Although she is not a blonde.

No, she has an absolutely beautiful face, but I think she kind of always has. But she's been a brunette though. This is why I feel like call me crazy, call me old fashioned. But I think at this point in the game, you need to stick to your color temperature. Your hair color? Your hair color, not color temperature. Your hair color. Who are you? Who are you? You have two woman's names. First name says your name. That's already confusing. Right. So are you a blonde? Are you a brunette? Are you like, what's going on? Well, maybe Alexis is her brunette. Maybe this is Michelle. Yeah.

Maybe it's like flipping a card over. This is Michelle Williams. She said, you've already seen Alexis and now it's Michelle. This is Alexis Carrington Colby. And then this is Michelle Williams. The body looks absolutely fucking beautiful. Everything is gorgeous about it. I just don't see her. Yeah. You don't see her. I don't see her. No, she's very lovely. Absolutely gorgeous. Very excited for Alexis Michelle. Okay. Who's next? Okay. Darian. Before we get into this, can I say what I like about this cast? What do you like about it?

Out of left field. I don't know how to say that diplomatically, but they are pulling people who are immensely talented, but weren't like top four or whatever. Yeah. I love this. Yeah. It's exciting. It's wild card season. You have no idea who could win. Whereas like other seasons, it feels like, you know,

How do we give someone an award that maybe should have won last time? And it doesn't feel like that this time. It's the retribution or the, like they do at the Oscars. Yeah. Like snubbed for whatever reason. Darian, don't just skip over Darian. Incredible. Beautiful. Sensational. Beautiful. Also, I know exactly who it is from the first glance. Yeah. I know exactly who that is. Jennifer Coolidge. Jennifer Coolidge. Jennifer Coolidge.

Great look. Love this. The glove connected to the gown. I'm always a big fan of that. Love it. I love that. This is such a sexy and also not terribly expensive, like not terribly out of the range of a drag queen, I feel like. Do you know what I mean? Just say cheap. No, shut up. Just say cheap. It's more relatable to me. It's more relatable to me. It's accessible because I look at Michelle's, Alexis, whoever. You know what this is? This is a Balmain for H&M.

Yes. And the other one was just Balmain. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like Alexis Michelle's. I'm like, that's incredible. I don't know where I would, I couldn't, I can't even conceive of where the wheels would go to start. And we know what would happen if you made it. Oh,

Not good. You know what I could do? I could do the trim on the bustier. Yeah. That's about it. But as far as tooting and booting, these are two very good looks. Oh, these are two top toots. They're just beautiful. I mean, Darian looks fucking gorgeous. Then again, Darian's makeup has looked like that since she was on Drag Race last time. From the beginning. Darian, you look fucking great. The consistency, though, is great, though. The consistency is great. Never mind the fact that the elephant in the room is not in the room.

The elephant has... Oh, she trimmed up. She lost like a whole body weight, bitch. She shed... She lost like 100 pounds or something. She was huge. Well, I guess I just don't feel as comfortable critiquing women's bodies as you do, but...

Well, I guess that's kind of show this is. I'm not saying it's a good thing, but I'm saying it. I'm not saying I'm saying I it's a thing. It's a significant visual change. However, I still know exactly who she is. Hundred percent. You know what I mean? And you know what? This is the equivalent of I think. Do you remember when Tati was on your all stars? Yeah. What if you said no, I don't remember that complete screen wipe. No, I don't remember that at all. Who is that? Darian hasn't been on TV in that long.

Yes. It hasn't been on Drag Race in that long. So it's really exciting. Because these new Drag Race people won't even know Darian. Right. The new Drag Race people aren't even sure who Rue is. Or me. Or you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Right. This is Heidi in Closet. Absolutely gorgeous. It's so, again, I thought to myself, wow, good for you, Heidi. B, where did you get that outfit?

Who made you that outfit? Yeah. It's, it's like a faux leather, a faux, um, it's so metallic brown leather. Yeah. And it's with the, um, with like a, um, uh, a coppery bronze, um, the lining, which is so fierce. Yeah. I'm so into it. She looks fucking fantastic. And you know what else I like about it? It's, I understand that the prompt, I believe by James Mansfield told me, what was the prompt? Hollywood glamour. The prompt was like Hollywood, like, um,

- What do you call it? Art Deco, Hollywood-y. - Hollywood-y. - I like that she did a men's suit look, basically. It's like a Dick Tracy outfit. - It sure is. - It's fucking cool. - It's really cool. She's Heidi in the closet. - And the lining eats. You know how many drag queens wouldn't even think of that? - No, it's fabulous. I love it. I love that color. She looks sensational. - She's one of my favorite drag queens ever. - She's the best, yeah. - Love her. - How do you feel about that shoe? - I would have done one more fitting or hacked off the toes.

I don't love this shoe. Just shit it in like a little strappy shoe. I don't love this shoe. Yeah. It's fabulous. James Mansfield. Eat it. Eat it, bitch. James Mansfield fucking came through, bitch. And also, instantly recognizable. Yeah. Instantly recognizable. I watched a video on how she made this and she said that she did one of her James Mansfield like synthetic base wigs and then she made a dome and took long...

long, long wefts of human 613 hair and made that so that it wasn't synthetic hair getting caught all day. It was like, Oh, fabulous. And look at this. It's like a backpack that frames her. It's, she looks fucking great. It's fierce. It looks really, really great. Yeah. It's fierce.

I have no complaints. No complaints. The height of the heel for a photo is a little low. That's all. It's a little low. That's all. It's a picture. Also, I would say open toe with the exposed panty hose is a little problematic for a photo. You do. It's gross. I like that.

Okay. Jessica Wild. Jessica Wild. Yeah. She looks fucking beautiful. She literally looks like RuPaul. Yeah, she does. Looks great. Wow. Instantly recognizable. I know exactly who that is. My brain doesn't have to search through the database at all. Not at all. Not at all. And I, you know, I'm not the best when it comes to remembering or identifying. Jessica Wild is from season two, bitch. Season fucking two.

Season two. That was 1994? Season two in All Stars 1, I believe, right? No, she wasn't on All Stars 1. She hasn't been on All Stars at all! Season two! This is very exciting. This is very exciting. This is a big moment for Jessica. It's huge. And also a big moment...

Okay. Okay. Okay. Top two to the whole bunch for sure. There's eating, there's nibbling, there's eating, and then there's gobbling. Yeah. She's gobbling. Yeah. This is so fucking cool. Yeah. It's the biggest. Again though, like it's again, I'm like, who is doing, who did it? Do we know?

Tracy, do the research. I don't know. What do you mean you don't know? Do you think that I sat and made sure? I didn't even look at these before this. No, no, no. I'm saying we will know. She's looking it up. Okay. Because I think we need to know. I feel like there needs to be style credits in these photos. The makeup is really good. She looks great. Not exactly a classic beauty. No. Not exactly a classic beauty. No. Not winning like...

Not winning beauty pageant awards. No, no, no. Poor body. Well. I'm just kidding. No, she looks really fucking amazing. She looks incredible. You know, when this came out, all these other drag queens were like. God damn it. Yeah. And that's what I love about these. You really. Honestly, the peak is however is your energy level. Yeah. Do you know what I mean with drag? It's like.

The only limits you have, it's like a Nike commercial. The only limits are the ones that you impose on yourself. Of course he did. It's Diego Montoya's drag race. It's just absolutely incredible. You know what? I'm going to say something really crazy. What? I bet that cost 30 grand. There's no way. You don't think so? Where do you think she got it? From Diego Montoya. No, the 30 grand bitch. I don't know. I don't know where anybody's getting all this money.

I'll tell you this. I love drag. I love drag. I love drag. I think that cost 30 grand. I love drag. I'm not buying $30,000 dresses. Well, that's what I'm saying. Not for anything. Not for drag race. Not for a funeral. Nothing. Maybe I'm going to dial that down. I bet it cost 15 grand. I've never bought anything like that. I have not either.

do you know do you know do you realize the high and also the the the the accompanying um guilt slash regret slash devastation that i when i bought that gucci suit for five thousand six thousand dollars canadian wasn't it mcqueen suit the leather uh no that was gucci in canada i was like the biggest spike in adrenaline and then i was like what did i do that was spooky it was spooky but it was it only came down to like 5 000 american because it was like 6 500 canadian

but that was a lot of money that's a lot of money and that was back that was a while ago yeah i've never bought anything like that in a garment like a garment you can't really wear it all the time well i have worn it i've worn it a dozen times i've got the pink suit i've juiced the out of that thing pink suit yeah yeah yeah yeah i've got my money's worth so uncomfortable though it's like butter it's like butter if i were in the in the arctic

Or in our ear. But that's not what's happening. I know. But this is. It's just unbelievable. It's sensational. Jimbo, you know that you really like. This is one of the best promo books I've ever seen. It's sensational. It's probably one of the best ever. Top three. Yeah. Top three best ever, ever, ever, ever. It's just beautiful. So props to Diego Montoya and props to your bank account for letting go of all that cash. Props to money spending. Yeah. Because that is so sickening. Just beyond. This is very you, by the way.

way are you kidding i would steal it off her i would kill her for it yeah yeah it's so cunt i wouldn't pay that for it but i'd kill her it's so cunty it's just beyond it fits like a fucking glove it's just absolutely beyond it's so next level it's just flawless i know i feel like rupaul wishes she was wearing that it's flawless okay here we go kahana montrese now we were very covered up and now we're doing oh shit oh whoops

Oh my God. Kahana Montrese giving ho shit. Doing ho shit. Oh shit. I want to do ho shit. I want to, I want to ask if you're, I guess it's none of my business. She's not here. I just want to know about like the body. Oh, you want to know about this? Oh, you think this is naked?

Oh, yeah, it is naked, huh? It's naked. I want to know about... I want to know about Pumptina. Let's be honest. Pumptina. I don't think many born cis male people have that shape. I'm sure it's... It's incredible. It's a little extra help, I'm sure. A little after school special. A little extracurriculars. It's a little after school special, but then also a little...

Photoshop special. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a little of everything, but my God, doesn't it look flawless? It looks absolutely stunning. She's like a Vegas showgirl. This, I think the most erotic part on a drag queen's body, which we never see, is where the tights would end. So I'm hypnotized by the top of the hips where there's normally capizio. I know. I'm hypnotized by that. This lovely little crease right here, which is something you never really get in a drag. She looks absolutely flawless. I mean, come on. Super stunning. Super stunning. Candy Moose. Candy Moose.

Oh, wow. I haven't seen this one. Really fucking cool. Oh, I think it's fantastic. Really fucking cool, man. Now, she's a short queen. She is? Yes. She's short. I don't think that's true. Is it true, Tracy? Okay, she's tall. So she's a tall queen. I think she's at least as tall as I am. She's like 6'1". She's gotta be. Look it up, Trace.

Look at that. She's got to be like 6'1". I don't believe that. What an incredible look. Love the shoe. Love the dress. She's 6'1"? She's 6'1", with these towering high heels, and then love the hair. These guys are crouched. I love the gloves. But you know what we got to give it up for? What? I don't think we talk enough about how successful her makeup artistry is. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That makeup is beyond. Beautiful. We had her on the channel, and it was like up close, her face. I was like, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The blending. Yeah.

Okay, she's not a short girl. No. She's not a short girl. She's a big girl. This is a big day for Kandi. Yeah, this is huge for her. Now, for Kandi, this is really... No remarks that I... I mean, it's great from head to toe. Yeah. Hair to shoe. And it's also very... On the table. Yeah, on the table. It's really great. It's a fabulous, wonderful color for her. By the way, if you're looking at these promos, make sure you zoom in on the photographers. There's a lot of fuckable people in there. Yeah.

Who the hell is that? I think this is Lala Rhee. Lala Rhee? From Canada, season one. The bag, right? No, no. From season 13, season 12. She's not from Canada. No, no, no. She was from the one with the bags. Yes, I did the pit stop, but I thought that was...

Yeah. It was season 14, 13, 12. Well, she's certainly not in paper bags today. Look at her. No, she's gorgeous. Wow. Yeah. Absolutely beautiful. What a face. Lovely face. To me, not enough hair. No, not enough hair. Also, it looks like she's giving insect. She's giving like pincer, like insect. The hair is bugifying her face right now to me. Do you know what I mean? It looks like pincers.

Like clip, like little... Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I love the color. I love the color. The fabric is so cool. And you know, what you don't think about and most people don't think about is these nude illusion looks...

Doing nude illusion is so much harder. They have to be an illusion. You have to wear so much shapewear and smooth out all that shapewear. It's horrible. And the color match has to be so perfect. It's really, really risky. It is. It's really risky. Easier to do it in a photograph than it is to do it live, although these were videos as well. I think it was done really successfully. I'm not crazy about this pattern. The pattern of these. I would have loved stones. I would have loved symmetry. Symmetry.

Some kind of symmetry. The symmetry doesn't bother me because the bottom's not symmetrical. I know, but... I would have loved stones. There's too much bare nude fabric for me. Yeah, there's no... A gradient. Some kind of a gradient with the, like, stones as well as the applique. Stones sticking out. Stones sticking out. Stones and all. Stones sticking out. Monica Beverly Hills. Oh, my God. This is crazy. Yeah. Monica Beverly Hills from season... Season five. Five? Five. Yeah, season five. Wow.

This is crazy. The face is beyond. The face is gorgeous. I don't love this costume. Not at all. No. I think also the way it's photographed is very strange. The face is absolutely beyond. Really not thrilled about the outfit, but that's just me. No, I think it's also the- And don't tag these people. There's a Wendy Williams thing. Cold therapy. You were looking up. This isn't my computer. Oh, it's not your computer. She's gone. Oh my God.

You turned around, she was gone, and you went, like you're in Clue. This isn't my favorite outfit. And you know what? And by the way, I just want to say, don't tag these people. I don't know why people, we don't need them to hear what we think of their fucking outfits. Do not tag them. Don't tell them. We need you to hear it. We can talk shit about people and they don't have to hear about it. We're not talking shit. We're lovingly critiquing. We're not done. We're not done with Miss Beverly Hills.

I mean, yeah, the legs look great. The hair looks great. It's just a little Wendy Williams thing of the hip situation. Yeah, I need more of a... Okay, I think we recognize this whore. Oh my God, I forgot she was on this season. Yeah, Kasha Davis. Mrs. Kasha Davis. Mrs. Kasha Davis. Instantly recognizable. Yes. Instantly recognizable. What's going on here? She's signing her own pictures. Love it. There's always time for a thumbnail.

She looks great. Very, very Kasia. Kasia likes this type of hair. This like... Yeah. What do you call it? Hollywood Boulevard. Hollywood. Like a big sculpted brunch wig. The brunch wig. Yeah. And she loves... Outfitters wig. Kasia loves movement in her legs too. She likes catsuits and like legs. So if you notice, this looks like a gown, but she has two free legs. Yeah. I think it's fierce. I think she looks great. She looks fabulous. I honestly...

Something, Kasha Davis has a lot of people, you have this. Kasha Davis's eyes are light, light green. And so when she puts on even a smoky eye, Kasha's eyes are just. I remember when I first met Kasha, I was like, whoa, your eyes. It's like little emeralds. She does have really beautiful eyes. Yeah, yeah. She has such a good face in drag and such a good personality. I just fucking love Kasha Davis. Yeah, I love her too. Congratulations, Kasha. Congratulations. Naysha Lopez from Chicago, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Girl. So beautiful. This is Demi Lovato. Yes. This is Demi Lovato saying, have you ever seen that clip of Demi Lovato saying, it's in that moment I knew, I'm going to beat this bitch up.

That's how I feel looking at this picture. She looks on fucking real. Wow. Wet hair. Wet hair. It's porn. The foot, the toes, the chest. Porn. Wet hair. I think the bustier on the bust on this outfit is a little bit low. I agree. It's a little low. But I really hate wet hair, except this works for me. I mean, she's really stunning. Although the only thing that's going on with her face that's a little bit tough is I don't recognize her instantly.

But that might speak to my ignorance rather than her like lack of branding or whatever. Do you know what I mean? She's such a beauty. Her makeup is just ridiculous. She's such a beauty close up. Close up? Close up beauty. You know how you get a lot of dogs? You get a lot of dogs in drag. A lot of woof woof. But from far away, it's like whistle whistle. And then you get up close and it's kennel. She's ridiculous.

Like from three inches away, she's absolutely gorgeous. Unbelievable. Yeah. Congratulations, Neysha. You look fucking great. Stunny. Stunny. Is that it? Please don't be it. Is that it? That's it. Is that it? So how about some sickening tea, bitch? Some sickening Drag Race tea, bitch? You ready for some sickening tea, bitch? Well, that was a little bit of an Easter egg for people who like Drag Race who listen to us. But, you know, I'm excited. I love, I love drag.

It's more exciting to me to have a bunch of people that you're like, I would have loved to see them more. I didn't see them enough episodes. There's a lot of people here who didn't do many episodes of Drag Race. Right. One or two, in fact. Yeah. So I'm really excited. I hope I get to do Pit Stop. I'm going to tell you something.

I'll tell you this. I happen to know some things about this season that not the average person does. I've learned a few things as well. Okay. Did you see Jimbo's entrance look? Yes. Bikini lady. The first thing I thought of was the sweat. I don't know how... The buckets of sweat. But you know what, though? If you're going to do that, if you're going to... I was thinking about it too. That's the first thing my mind went to, like, red alert. Panic. I started to have a lizard brain reaction. I was like, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

The boardroom. The boardroom. What's it called? The workroom. The workroom is where you want to do that. Yeah, good point. That's a really good point. It's freezing. Hello. Hello. Arctic blast. I mean, to walk in in a complete nude silicone suit is so insane. It's so insane. And so gross. But it's...

And fun and nasty and beautiful. And it's like everything I want. I just think about like, I, the only thing I think about is getting in the van, getting in the van in the morning and then being in holding Uber and holding. No, but they're not an Uber and they're in a van with maybe no air air conditioning. God knows where they're staying. Simi Valley, Burbank. And they're in the van at five, like 7am, 7am in their full drag and in full head to toe rubber. Yeah.

And then- Silicone. And then you have to wait. Sometimes these whores are waiting for two hours. Hours. Hours in holding, may or may not be air conditioning in there. May or may not be air conditioning in there. May or may not be. Yeah. May or may not be. And then you go into the workroom, maybe four hours later and it's cold. But what whores have throught in the-

In the minutes between that. Well, I don't know if we want to talk about this, but do you know about the discourse around Jimbo's outfit on the internet? No, what is it? People feel that it's misogynistic. How's that? I don't know. I don't know. I don't feel that way, but I'm observing. Because it's making fun of a woman? I guess. I don't know. What's making fun of a woman? I don't know. Misogynistic? Well, I was looking for pictures of the outfit. I was like, oh, I put in like Jimbo entrance on Twitter and it was like...

This looks making fun of women through making fun of the male gaze. I don't know. I just work here and I was just like, okay, but we also wear padded bras. Okay, but we also wear corsets. Okay, but like, I think we're doing Christina Ricci there. I think we're doing Christina Ricci. I don't know. I mean, people can feel how they feel.

The great news is with drag, you can have an impassioned opinion that is different than what the drag queen thinks. Absolutely. Because especially in drag, drag queens don't care what you think. No, no, no, no. So if you really want to passionately hate it, don't worry. Go for it. Not one second of sleep is lost by a drag queen. By a drag queen, of course not. Yeah. Oh, we give feminine illusion apparently in Jimbo's mockery. That's really crazy. But I wear fake titties all the time. No, but.

But what's the difference? The first we're creating a feminine illusion. The last one is a mockery. Okay. Okay. What's the difference? Honey. Okay. That is six of one, a half dozen of the other. I'm sorry to say. Sometimes, and I hate this phrase, but sometimes we do need to, in fact, take grass and touch it. We have to touch it. We have to touch grass. We have to. And

And we have to remember that as an audience member watching a television show, we are an invited guest to an art form that existed long before this television show. Sure, sure, sure. So let people do their drag. I would even say that art is a little bit of a – we're using liberties. We're taking liberties and latitudes. That's the same liberty as our feminine illusion. Yes. We're taking liberties and latitudes. It's really crazy. It's really crazy. There's art form. Mary, art –

Is this at the Whitney Biennial? There's a lot of things that are considered art. Yeah, of course. Golf is considered a sport. Thank you. Thank you, Arnold Palmer. Is it poker a sport technically? Poker, the World Series? The World Series? I just hope for peace and blessings with Jimbo and the Twitter community. I hope that so much grass is felt. They took the blue checks, but they can't take our grass. Yes.

They can't take our grass, baby. Let's take a break. Let's take a break. Fuck. Don't take my grass. Isn't that crazy? Isn't that crazy? That is, I thought that was a joke. No, it's not a joke. It's all over Twitter. I thought that was a joke. It's all over Twitter. It's young, it's young girls. They took our blue checks and now we're defenseless against feminist critiques, post-feminist critiques. Yes. Oh, I can defend myself. That was a joke.

- Can I have my phone? I have a list of things I wanted to tell you about. - Oh, tell me. - When I come in here with no plan, I feel like I get made fun of. - Final thoughts on Drag Race All Stars. - I'm thrilled. You know, nobody cares what we think, who cares? But I'm excited. You know, I'm gonna be honest. I don't even have, David Silver has cable. I don't even know how to use it in our house. I don't know. - I think I shall be tuning in. - Unless I have Pit Stop or something, I don't often see it. But for this particular All Stars, I will be tuning in. - I shall be tuning in as well.

I am interested to see, this is a very motley crew of ladies. You know what I'm excited about? It's a little on the other side. Yeah. It's crossing over. It's not. It's not. It's a little bit long in the tooth. Yeah. Good point. Thank you. They all are. Is there a single, is there a single like 20 year old? I don't think so. Maybe even Miss Nasha, Miss Continental is a little, is pushing the 30. Who's the youngest? Candy maybe? Candy Moose.

It's only 20 year old. 28 and that's the youngest? I love this. Season of the oldies. Sweating to the oldies. Because last season they had spay and neuter. What is it? Spay and neuter your pets? No. Pepper and pet. What is it? Peppa Pig. Sugar and spice. Sugar and spice. Spay and neuter. They had Peppa and Pig. Pepper the pig. Pepper the pig. But they were really young, I think. Yes. They were like 20. Yeah. 21. Right? 21. 21.

They were TikTokers. They were TikTokers. God love them. Have you had them on the channel yet? No, but I aspire to. I want to have more collabs this year because... Are you listening, Pepper the Pig? That's not their names. Spice and Ice. Ice Spice. Sugar and Spice. Sugar and Spice. Which is, by the way, Sugar and Spice, just fucking incredible branding. No, I know. Twins called Sugar and Spice. I know. And one of them dresses all fun and one of them's kind of goth. Yeah. Yeah. If I was their manager, I would have them in a Double Mint commercial tomorrow. I know. I know. I know. I know.

And I haven't seen them with enough endorsements. I'm just saying. I would be their manager and I would whore them out more. I think they're being whored out as we speak. Sugar and Spice, are you being whored out appropriately? Let us know in the comments. We can whore you out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She will whore you out. I will let Dragon be their manager. I'll be the one, the lazy one. Yeah, there's also a Sugar and Spice in the manager relationship. Yes! Spade Nooter. That's Sugar and Spice and we're Spade Nooter. Fuck! Fuck!

Noreen Neuter and I'm, yeah, Sally Spey. Who is, out of Spey and Neuter, which one is the go-getter? Spey? Spey. And Neuter is the one that takes away. Yeah. Yeah.

Can I say, is neuter's dog's balls cut off? Neuter is taking the balls away. And spay is... It's like a cat hysterectomy, basically. Yeah, it's probably, yeah. Girls get spays, boy cats get neuters. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But we don't know those cats' genders. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. We really don't know their genders. We really don't know if you touch grass. Where's the grass? I'm going to touch it. Oh, I touched grass yesterday on 420. Ooh, say it again, girl. Ooh, say it again, girl. Say it again. Ooh. Ooh.

I think we should go. Okay. We've had a nice run. We've had a nice run. We're going to go touch some grass. I want to say good luck to everybody on All Stars. Good luck. Do you have a horse in the race? Well, yes. If you had to pick now just based on what you saw?

I'm going to go with Jimbo. Love that. Yeah. I'm going to go with Jimbo. I got to go with James Mansfield. Of course. My daughter. And Mrs. Kasha Davis. There's a lot of horses on the run today. I know. And Kasha's our little season seven buddy. So she's an honorable mention. Yeah. She's an honorable mention. Tempest glaringly absent in this lineup.

Tempest glaringly absent in this lineup. I'm just going to say that. Tempest is taking care of toucans and shit. She's busy. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, she's Mr. Magoo. Not Mr. Magoo. Mr. McGee. Who's the one with the... Dr. Doolittle. Dr. Doolittle. Bobby McGee. Dr. Doolittle.

She's Dr. Doolittle. Belinda Carlisle. Belinda. Yeah. Bye. Bye.