Microphones Are Cameras for Sound with Trixie and Katya
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Well, something unprecedented happened today. We were meant to film at the normal studio. Yes. But it burned down. It didn't burn down, but it might as well have because Friday I was in there. I forget what I was doing. I walked in, the air wasn't on. And I walked up to the thing and it said the air was on. And I walked up to the vent in the wall, put my hand up to it, took my temperature gun, which I own. You have a temperature gun? Honey, yes, I do. You know who bought it for me, ironically? RuPaul? No. No, I think... Oh, I think I got it as a gift from...

An executive producer at Drag Race. That makes a lot of sense. He was like, here, this is what we use on Drag Race to make sure the air is right before Ru comes in. It's like the police force with their firearms. I thought it was a stun gun. Or it looks like a breathalyzer or something. I mean, it looks like a gun up until where the barrel would be and then it's flat with a display. Is that what they do your temperature with? The COVID temperature. So it's all kind of... Yeah. Someday we're all going to...

- COVID is real. - Yes, it is. And we'll stop it right there. - But at some point we're gonna look back on some of these practices and we're gonna go, was that real? - Well, right. - Was that temperature gun real? You know what I mean? - I think we're gonna do the same thing with TSA perhaps. - I hope one comes sooner than the other. I can handle another COVID. I can't handle another frisk from TSA, okay? TSA, TSA, the ultimate drag pageant.

Bring me 9 and 12. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I mean, I just watched Get Out recently and the hero, you know, the super, super funny supporting actor works for TSA and it's a big like, running thing. It's like, I work for TSA. And it's like very pro TSA for some strange reason. But I love that. Yeah. Also, his little Jeffrey Dahmer monologue, I don't know if you remember, is...

Pissed Your Pants Funny. Oh, he's so funny. He's so, so funny. By the way, got to do the whole movie from probably one set and probably shot it all in one, two days. Probably his apartment. Yeah. We're bad for not knowing the actor's name, but he's also... With it?

It's so... I watched my brother. Handsome. Hilarious. Steals the scenes that he's not even in with other people. I know. It's so good. Yeah, he's on the phone. The whole show. The whole time. By the way, when you are auditioning and they go, your character's TSA, but like weirdly proud of it. That's all you need to know. That's high comedy. I think it was just... I think probably because it's like TSA is like... Many black folks work at that job. Oh, sure. You know what I mean? I guess that's a good thing. Because that means that they so far don't seem...

racist in the way they hire. Yeah. Also, it was pro-TSA, anti-cop. Because he goes to the cops and the cops make a fool out of him. So actually, he's pretty fierce.

Because I've heard people say that TSA is racist, of course, like profiling people. But I don't know if the hiring process is because I do see all ages. Oh, yeah. All genders. All everyone at the TSA. Everybody is like making your life a living out at the airport. It's like when you're a kid and there's that like picture of the globe and people in all different outfits holding hands. That's what the TSA is. It's like. They're like, put your fucking shoes in that box.

and do you have a laptop? You have a fucking laptop, water in your bag, you bitch. Get that water out of your bag, you bitch. You fucking bitch. They pull that water out of your bag and they go, like it's a dildo. My name is Osama bin Laden.

- Like it's a shit stain dildo. Like the shame. - It might as well be. - The shit, I know. - It might as well be. The best part is Brandon will do, Brandon, who I love, my assistant. - Love, love. - He's not here. - Love. - Brandon will proactively put waters and juices and snacks in my backpack. Like if we're going to the airport in case we want food or something. And I won't know. So sometimes I'll be at TSA and they'll be like, "You got a water in here?" I'm like, "No, I do not." - You got a 12 pack of Evian. - Girl, they pull out something like, and they just look at me and I go,

And they go, my assistant must have put it in there. And they're like, sure. Okay. Your assistant? Yeah. Is he in the room with us now? Is he in the room with us now? By the way, well, TSA was bred by the tragic events of 9-11, right? I mean, because I don't remember TSA pre that. Bread. Bread. Get bread. Got bread by 9-11. I got bread by 9-11. Is it too early for a break? Okay, we'll keep going. I...

I saw a tweet that was like, people who COVID hit in their early mid-20s now had a very traumatic experience at a time where they're supposed to be developing their major identity. You know, mid-20s, finding your tribe, having your first grown-up job, going to bars for the first time. And they said, now that these people are being released into the wild, they're expected to function and work and exist without those like

formative experiences in a way at that time in their life. And then somebody else tweeted, oh girl, but there's been like a traumatic event every 10 years that has affected every generation. They were like, we had 9-11. And I was like, 9-11 was traumatic. Not COVID level. No. Also. Not shut down your life level. For us.

- A year more. - A year more. - Not staying at home with your crack addict mom. - Yeah. - Or you know what I mean? On Zoom, like going through puberty on Zoom. - Honey. - Boop. - House party. - Boop. - Remember the house party app? - Boop. - Wait, house party? - Girl, it was like, first of all, I installed it and now it automatically opens in all my browsers, which I don't know how to fix. - House party? - House party?

Yes. No, it's like you log in and it was like Zoom before Zoom where you could... Your house party link of your like house, I think, anybody could join at any time. So you could be like, oh, someone's at your door. And then it's like your friends wanting to hang out at your house, which is just like a Zoom. Girl, I don't work there. Corny. It's corny. Where I do work is Zoom. Zoom is...

Zoom is it? Let's roll the ad. I don't want the energy for it. So let's roll the ad. Also, yoga studios. I'm so sorry. Hot drink, no coaster. A freshly oiled table. Is this Murphy? Is this Murphy? I'm going to check. And if it's not Murphy, I'm leaving. Smell that. Oh, I wouldn't do that. That is not Murphy. I wouldn't have done that. I wouldn't have done that if I were you.

Stay tuned for 20 minutes into... I'm fine. Especially oiled. Can I tell you about Miss Table? Yeah. So she has two little sisters right behind you. Extensions, if you will. She goes... If you take a look, just take a look right to your left. See extension number one and two. No. There's two extensions. She goes very long. If you want to have a 25-person dinner, of course I would never do such a thing. Well, you could hug this up from the... You normally hug this up from the wall. Hug it out? Sorry, you take it away from the wall normally. No, I love it against the wall.

But why would you put chairs here then exactly who's getting in there? Well, it's fierce. I need to hug it away from the wall That's for ozempic and manjaro. Oh, is that one go pick one go be manjaro? All right, no more single person. This is number five on my list every single person We know or have ever known is on ozempic 100% I just ran into somebody who I've done several television shows with I won't tell their business I said, oh my god

We live in LA, we live in entertainment. She looked really trim and I said, "You look beautiful." And she was like, "Oh, is that big?" I was like, "You're not that big?" She was like, "Hell yeah, right away." - Getting the shot. - She was like, "Right away." And then when they told me it wasn't available anymore, now I'm on Manjaro just to manage it. She said it like, "You bet your ass I'm good." - And I'm going to get a Wengovie. - And you know what I'm talking about, right? - Yes, they do. - Yeah, imagine her being like, "Oh yeah, I did." - Of course I did. Yeah, girl, and I'm on heroin. - And she's like, "Oh yeah, I did."

And she looked great, I guess. But does she look great or does she look super, super skinny? Or is that great? I guess if it's helping you manage your appetite and you're like drinking water, eating healthy, exercising, you will look great. But if you're just taking that and withering away, that window of looking great turns into a window of looking scary. Vanderpump told me last week that I look too thin. I don't know about that.

You look very trim. Thank God. Very trim. I started to Sam Nolman yesterday and he was like, you look so slim. And I was like, he's like, what? And I said, I hate to say this as someone who sells vodka, but I just haven't been drinking. So I hate to sell vodka and then have everyone tell me I look great. I look from not drinking. You can sell vodka. Listen, it's not, it's just not for you at the current time. At the current time, but I will be back. At this current juncture, absolutely. I will be back. Trust. Trust and believe. I will wear denim at the meet and greet. Trust. Trust.

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I couldn't bring myself to watch the talent show that we're talking about on Drop. Honey, I thought about rolling it in here with like a MacBook 2012, plugging it in, putting on the like the teachers do on the stand. Yeah, but I wouldn't. I couldn't watch it with the sound again. I couldn't watch it as it is. I would have to put on like, I don't know. What's that annoying song? As it was.

- I'm at a payphone. - Yeah, something like that. - Maroon 5. - I'd have to put on something so we could just watch clips of it 'cause, you know what, full disclosure, I watched this talent show 'cause David watched it. And I'd never seen a talent show at the end of the season.

Me neither. Was James Mansfield in it? Yes. And she was incredible. Yeah. I saw hers. I was like, that's fun. She's funny. Without calling out anyone in particular, there was some highs and lows. Yeah. My fave was James. Yeah. We won't talk about anyone else. No. But David also looks at me and goes, yeah, you played an auto harp during your talent show. So, okay. And I was like, you're right. Here's the thing. You're right. That's actually a talent. Also gone in 60 seconds is what they're doing up there. I know. 60 seconds. Peaches Christ. Answer. Friend of the pod. Tell her you're alone. Hello. Hello.

Miss thing. Girl, I'm in the middle of filming Baldwin the Beautiful with Katya. I put you on speakerphone. Say hi. Oh my God. Hi, Katya. Hi, Peaches. I think about you every day. Oh my God. I masturbate thinking about you. Oh, I wish I could get hard. Can I call you later? I couldn't not pick up because having a celebrity on the pod is so fun.

Oh, wonderful. Thank you. Well, yes, please call me back. Okay, bye. Okay, bye. I won't. I'm sorry, that interrupted what I was saying. Oh, David was like, I was like, this is crazy. Why are these people doing these weird talents? And David was like, you played auto harp. And I was like, that is 100% fair. So I have no room to make fun of anyone's talent. It's fair, but it's also a talent. A talent is a skill that is honed over time. Is it exciting? It's not cool. No. But it's a talent. Is it amazing? No. But it's a talent. It's a talent.

I would struggle because I don't have much talent show talent. You did a talent show. I did a fucking straddle press handstand. Mary, that's what I did. I did level one gymnastics. I did level one gymnastics. But it's fine. How many 40-year-old men you know who can do that? I was 38 at the time. No, I just think I'm sick of drag race. Well, it's not drag race, but I'm sick of drag queens being humiliated on television.

We already don't have like, you know what I mean? It's like, let's show the good stuff. Let them shine. But we also should encourage them to show their good stuff. They just don't have anything good. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Talent shows are weird. I don't like it. Not in 60 seconds. To be honest, I'm going to mention, let's say somebody like, I don't know, if you're a drag queen who's an incredible celebrity illusionist or a lip syncer,

And then the talent show prohibits you from doing a celebrity illusion or a lip sync to a popular song. Coco Montrese. Your talent has been taken away from you. Coco Montrese. Yeah, Coco. That was, so that talent was, see, that was ahead of its time. It actually was ahead of its, wait, it was past its prime, but also ahead of its time. It's actually the only one that, for me, completely holds up. Yeah. And in fact, matures over time. It's a classic. It's a classic. It's a silent film.

- Ba-boom, ba-boom. Much like the train, the first film, you know, the train moving, the first motion picture that really freaked people out. - Yes. - That was "Cocomontries." - Very boring.

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So I say to him, I would like to sing they song. Yes. By the way, did you know that my heart will go on? I could be wrong about this. Don't Google it. I heard that the version of my heart will go on that is recorded is her demo version. She did in like the sound booth in her house, like just saying it once so that they had a demo version. And then they were like, it's flawless. How can that be? Cause it's her, but she has flaws music in her house. Like you,

You can have an isolation booth for just voice. Sia has, in her house, just a thing for just voice. Oh, my friend, the horn player, has a soundproof little closet where he does his horn. You could do that here, God forbid. God forbid I would make... Why am I making noise? Sending me crystal clear vocal renditions. You better believe. Oh, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to have Vigiletti isolate that as a sample and just make a four-minute clip of it.

Over and over. Or you better stretch it. I think that should be the chorus of my new club banger. If you ever do drag racing, can you do that song? That would be my talent. Lip syncing for 60 seconds to that. Yeah, get booted off right away. Okay, so I got big news in the household. What?

I got an Alexa because I forget why. And she speaks French. You didn't tell people where we are. Oh, my God. We're in my house. Which is? The address is? Yeah, it is. 3469 Bryn Mawr Lane. No, we're here. So we've got Coyotes over here. The Shade Store. The Shade Store, yes, of course.

Do you like those blinds? I love them. No. Okay. All right. Well, we're moving on. So I never, I'm not being funny and I say this about my own house. Why choose Venetians over fabric ever? Oh, I don't like fabric. You don't? Okay. Yeah. Because the wood. Yeah. The sumptuous mahogany. Sumptuous mahogany woodwork. Because look at the,

I get it. No, I get it. I don't at all. We have these exact same ones in my house. You hate them? No. You hate my house? So why did you come here? You come in here, disrespect my house 20 minutes into the pod. Oh, no. Wait, wait. Hold on. And then so another fun, fun development is this. I mean, I could do it with Alexa, but I don't want to. We are bald. I know. I know. I know. I know. Hold on. What's going on there? Do you know how much harder this would be working?

Do you know what I'm talking about like that? The red light special. It's beautiful. For the trade? Oh, for me. Oh. When I do my stunts and shows. So also for the non-trade.

My stunts and shows. For no one. For nobody. Girl, you living alone up here. Oh, honey. I bet it's a one person sitcom. I have been doing, well, of course I do my Sanskrit screaming. Yeah. And then I do, I've been doing a lot of clapping. A lot of clapping, especially downstairs in the gym. And it's like an energy thing. And if I'm feeling it with the song, I'll start clapping. Just clapping. I do the same thing when I'm running.

You clap when you run? If I need to, if I need to like take a few deep breaths and like, I love the song, but I need to level up my pussy while I'm running. I'll be like,

I'm running clapping. Yes. Your own hype man. Yes. Running, lip syncing sometimes. No, not lip syncing actually. I mean, yeah, running is crazy. Yeah, but clapping, your arms are free. I mean, you're doing this, but you can. So I get that because it does, especially in a workout, it makes your energy like, all right, bitch, no, we're doing this. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. And then just pop into a handstand. A hundred percent. Yeah. So I went and got Botox yesterday and

The nurse told me about this woman who gets cool sculpting and she pissed the bed. Because of? Unrelated? Not illness, not incontinence. But wanting it. Well, let's just say she was not overly or at all apologetic. She simply pulled up her trousers and said, I peed.

A 35-minute procedure. Wait, the bed meaning the one on the spa, not her own bed. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the spa. And were you also in the bed? I was in the bed with her. She was peeing on me. And it was you. I wasn't a girl. Also, it was me. No, but it's the cool sculpting, 35-minute procedure or something. You don't seem like you think it works. Mama, I don't know anything about it. And also, I know it's snake oil and shouldn't – don't know.

Cool sculpting is this like ice are we in like Minnesota in the winter doing like shaved ice? What I understand is that they freeze Fat cells and kill them. So your body expels them like waste. I think that's crazy, but that's just me Anyways, like both crazy. Um, I don't think it's crazy. I think it's severe Yeah, but I would I think it's crazy err is her peeing the bed and lifting up her trout like her pants at the end saying I peed I

No one noticed that there was pee? No, they noticed. She said I peed and she indicated that she has done it before. The gall. One time I got Botox. It's not my normal guy because, you know, I go to skincare whiz, Ross Callahan, Ross Callahan at Next Health on Sunset Boulevard. Yeah.

at the damn here with the damn damn damn i feel it and i know yeah and he one time wasn't available so i went down down somewhere else down the street it was fine the guy was nice whatever much more painful than ross much more painful for wait for what botox it was before we started our american tour it was this time it never really been painful with ross except when they do here because it's like no fat cells it's just your scalp your skull and your skin yeah because my forehead goes on forever

- So, mine's like butterfly kisses. - This guy not only was hurting the shit out of me, but he... - Did he touch you? - He mentioned like, listen, I know a lot of the drag queens. I used to party with all the girls and he kind of alluded that like, oh, I used to partina with the girls. - Unprofessional. - And then mentioned the girls he used to... Let's just say some of the dolls he used to doctor up were not faces I would reference if I worked on faces.

Okay, darling. Not exactly the portfolio I would bring to the interview. Right. That's okay. A, that's doctor patient confidentiality. It's also a breach on that person. Like, yeah, I don't like that. Yeah, I hate that. Don't tell me about your other patients. Don't tell me stuff that we shouldn't know about. No, I don't like that at all. Now, what about the urine though? Isn't that also a breach? No names. No names. Okay, see, I got names. I didn't say her name or the client's name. But that woman out there, she knows what she did. Yeah. She pissed that bed.

She knows what she did. She knows what she did. I hope she hears about it. You know what though? It's impossible for us to talk about anyone anymore without them finding out about it. I know. I know you guys don't like bag booking, but the people who listen to this also tweet people when we talk about them. I know. Oh yeah. For good, for better or for worse. I thank God. I think the last thing I would think Philip McCarty was name dropped in a recent podcast night. Like my heart sank because I thought I was like, did I talk shit about him? I know. Of course I didn't. He's wonderful.

But yeah, like it gets around. Oh, yeah. Now that I said James Mansfield was my favorite talent show. We're going to get a text from Kasha Davis saying Jimbo's outside with a submachine gun. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, they all did a talent show. It was the last episode for the top two.

And all the eliminated girls had to come back and do a talent show. Oh, that's scam likely. And then the two... Why? There's a top two now for the first time ever. It's not a top three or four, which is great because when there's like a top six... Girl. I say, girl, give it up. Give it up. Girl, good God, girl, give it up. Get a grip. Edit the pages. Clip the coupons. Let the girls go. Is it a competition or an extended stay Marriott? Let them go. Is it a summer retreat with Lady Gaga? I've said... And it's like...

Their top three is a good number. Three is a good number. Yeah, because you got this one, you got that one, you got to get the other one.

Four is overly generous. Four is five. No, four is there's one girl who's clearly not in the running. You know what I mean? Yes. Five is rabies. My brain is being liquefied. Oh, and six is just like. Decision making is off. Gay pride. I don't think they've ever done six, but I think they have done a top five. I think they've done a five. Top five. Four is crazy. How about this though? Four is nuts because there's a top three. You've got Kim, Bob, and Naomi. Yeah. Yeah.

Four is crazy, but they always do four. But I also think a top two is incomplete. Well, because with the four, you got two against two and then one against one. Well, three is fun because you have the one you know is not going to win, usually. Naomi. Naomi.

- Damn. - No, I mean, that's what it was. - And then you have three that's not gonna win. And then you have the two that are so different that the conversation over brunch is like, but they're so different. - Bob and Kim. - Yeah. - Yeah. Right? - Yeah. - Don't you agree? - Bob's so great at this. - Funny. - And Kim's so great at this. - Yeah. - And then Naomi, we love her. - Yeah, exactly. - That's what the three ends up being. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I hate to say it, it was like Bianca and Adore. - And we love Courtney. - Yes. - But let's talk about why Bianca and Adore might win. That's what that was. - Right. That's right. And then you got Darien.

- Top four. - And then you got Darien. - Then Darien. I have had not one drag. I'm talking not one drag. You know how people are like, "Oh yeah." Not one drag of a cigarette. - Girl, that's like people who are like, "I only drink when I smoke." Mary, you drink. And you drink a lot. So guess what? You smoke, honey. - Yep. - You smoke. Not you. But people who, no, people who are like,

I only smoke when I drink. Yeah. Well, that's called smoking. I only cum when I fuck. Like what? Girl, you're still having sex. Right. I don't. I only swallow when I eat. What? I only kill when I'm hungry. That's what I'm saying. I don't like it's, you know, some things you can't really measure in absolutes, but this you can. Yes. You know what I mean? Yes. It's like you smoke or not. Do you smoke or not? Do you have a cigarette or not? Not one. Do you love it?

It's a miracle. Is it? It's miraculous. But do you miss it or are you already over the hump? Oh, yes. You do. Well, I miss the, not to get like woo-woo, but I miss the trick. Because it's like, imagine if you had an imaginary best friend that you thought was real. And then one day you find out it's not real. You're like, so lonely. I think we should tell people that at our management company,

We have found out that apparently interns, interns, when they get comfortable, they will say, they ask extremely deeply personal questions. Oh yeah. Are Trixie and Katya really friends? Interns getting comfortable, probably, probably they start working on Monday. By Thursday, they're starting to take their shoes off, let their hair down. What size dong has she got? Like what the hell? None of that bothers me, but, and none of this bothers me, but it's funny that the most like,

I'm going to get in there. And maybe if I get wild after I work there a few years, I'm going to get the courage to ask if two people that work there are real friends. What does that mean? Do you think, well, look at my acting room. Mary, do you think I could act this good? No. Do people think RuPaul and Michelle aren't real friends? I think that people. Is that what that is? I think that people think that Michelle or had thought Michelle was like, she's my best friend. And RuPaul was kind of silent. Yeah.

Do you know what I mean? Like a hanger on, which of course it's not, that's not really the case. I don't really know what their relationship is because I'm not in the middle of their relationship. But to assume that like two people who are friends on television must be lying to you off the camera is crazy. I know. Also, what is a real friend? Someone who scoops up your shit and puts it in the cat litter box? Right. What? Because...

I'm trying to listen more and it's really made me aware of how little I know what you're saying sometimes. Sorry, is that awful? Clapping. I'm trying to listen more. The more I listen, the more I don't want to. What?

Like how many things have I just said? Uh-huh - oh Anyway, and then I think we should go down and murder that guy. Yeah, absolutely. So in summary the Holocaust did not happen. Okay, was it? Wait, uh, what did that with the one two three one you're disgusting you're ugly I'm gonna kill you give me $200 Hey, bitch

So you go to your mom and you just say, hi, bitch. That's a little slow and drunk, I feel like. Yeah, it is a little slow and drunk. Is he a doctor? No. Absolutely not.

Is he a doctor of something? I don't think. He's a doctor. Let's look it up. He's no way he's an MD. You know how this next generation has completely no faith in colleges? Does that mean that we will also lose all faith in the college educated? If we don't believe in these systems, do we also now not believe in the training that people have received from these systems? Well, I would say it depends on the system because I,

I would... What if it's the Miss Continental system? Well, Miss Continental Elite, I would let operate on me at large. Don't touch me. Miss Gay US of A? Absolutely. And EOI is like a chiropractor. They can treat you, but it's not really respected in every...

And the regional ones, well, if you need like your back cracked, that's fine. Reiki, I remember, I think Pearl's husband does Reiki, but I'm not totally sure on what it is. I have, it's so, it's an energetic. So I have friends who are Reiki masters, which means like I've developed, you know, what? Reiki Lake. Reiki. Reiki Martin and Reiki Lake. Reiki Martin. Reiki Martin.

Living la vida. So do they touch you or is it waving? They don't touch you. I'm not being funny. Do they touch you or is it waving? Also, I met someone recently who said, described himself as an empath. But I would say that everybody healthy emotionally, base level, is empathetic. We all are. Sensitive. Sensitive, yes. Sensitive, sensitive.

I will say some people are very good at clocking like micro behaviors where people reveal how they really feel. Highly sensitive. I'm not always good at that. Right. David. Highly sensitive. David and I will be like on a double date. One time we were on a double date with two guy friends of ours. And I was like, what a fun night. Like we had so much fun at the gig and restaurant and the drinks and all the fun. I was like, what a fun night. The next day goes, David goes, are you kidding me? That was a disaster. They were obviously like,

mad at each other about something. You didn't pick up on that? It was so awkward all night. And I was like, no! I was like, David, you're making it up. You were so dramatic. They broke up the next day. And I had a great night and David was like, you couldn't tell that they like hate each other. That's so fierce. Mr. Magoo over here, just boopy doopy doo. I was like, what a blast. And by the way, playing it back in my head, it was probably one of them launching a vase at the other one being like, did you fuck him? And I was like, this is a nice night. I thought the rigatoni was really good.

I see that 100%. That is so... But it's also very tricksy to be like, well, my experience was great. So everyone's must have been incredible. And if it wasn't, it should have been. And it should have been. And I actually think it was disrespectful. So would you say that you are... But I'm also psychic. Insensitive, but extremely psychic. That's how it is. So you're so on the other end of the sensitivity spectrum that the information just...

just enters you without you noticing it. It enters me without me noticing it. Yes. We're about to renovate the house, but the property we're about to renovate is, I think, haunted. And I told David, we better do good on these designs or these ghosts are about to go from like complacent to pissed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those curtains with that wallpaper. Old faggy Hollywood like, honey, these sconces, are you joking? I am going to haunt you tonight. I would leave.

I know. I would leave. I think you should leave. I think you should. We need to talk about Kevin. Have you seen that movie? No. I don't know if we're allowed to watch it anymore because Ezra Miller. What? Because he beat someone up? Oh. He did something people don't like. And in Hollywood, if someone does something wrong, we hate them forever no matter what. He's canceling Tina. Yes. Okay. How about people in Hollywood doing something we don't like? Bo is afraid. I need to talk to you about this fucking film. I thought David said we're going to like it because it's the hereditary guy. You have got to watch it.

And I'm not going to say too much about how I feel about it, unfortunately, because I want to spoil your experience. But let me just say that this film was unlike any other I've ever seen. And you are not going to believe it when you watch it. Okay, but that is literally what I felt about Barbie.

Everybody who's asked me about the Barbie movie, I've said it's not like anything I've ever seen. Did you think it was good? Did you like it? I honestly am going to see it again next Sunday because I am devoid of an opinion still. Okay. Okay. Because I'm curious. I think it looks cute. Yeah. And can I just say as a precursor to that?

For people who say, let's say they love Drag Race, but all they do is shit on Drag Race. Yeah. I hate production, the producers, the queens, the family. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hate when you say you love something, but you burn energy hating it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I went into Barbie ready to love it. Yeah, you love it. You're vibing. I'm in my little dress at the premiere. I'm watching the movie with fucking Margot Robbie, right? Like, we're watching the movie. You were. Yes, the whole cast. Dula Peep, everyone. Nicki Minaj was there. Nicki Minaj. Yes. And Dula Peep. So I wanted to like it.

And I still might, but I'm not sure. Okay. I'm not sure. Well, that's fine because I have had very conflicting feelings about movies that are unconventional, whatever. And upon second viewing, I'm like, oh, that was trash or oh, this was good. Second viewing sometimes really helps. I think I'm seeing it Sunday with Andrew, a bunch of our doll friends. You know, we have that little doll clip. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're all going as doll people. Yeah. And I want to see it again. It was a little like, to be honest, it was, you know how Elf is like,

I never saw Elf. Okay, in Elf, Will Ferrell lives in Santa's land. North Pole. North Pole, as you call it in America. Sorry, I was like, just like being European and just kind of like, some things we just say different, you know? Like, I remember when I lived in Provence, we'd be like, Santa Land? Do you live in Santa Land? And...

Okay. So in that movie, he lives in Santa land. Yes. And then when he goes to the real world, the whole movie is that,

The reality, our real world slaps him in the face. It's like, what's a subway? What's a taxi? What's a person? This is the thing. This happens in, it's a trope in many movies I'm familiar with. And Wizard of Oz. Mannequin. Yes, mannequin. Wizard of Oz is sort of the reverse of that, where she's going from normal to crazy. Right, right, right. Right? Willy Wonka. In Barbie, she's from basically Oz. Like, Barbie Land is magic. It's all one color palette. And she goes to the real world. So the comedy is like. And now, why does she go there?

She goes there because she finds out we're in the movie for everyone who's seen it. Oh, I guess not. Okay. Well, people know that she goes based on the trailer. You know, she goes to the real world. And in addition to the comedy of errors of like, oh my God, I'm drinking a cup with real juice in it. I spilled the water on my face. Never had that before. Yeah. It's also existential crisis of what was I made for? Am I real? Do I have a GI tract?

Kind of, yeah. She doesn't have a pussy or anything. Well, right. Because I saw the trailer and it said, Ken's like, do you want to sleep over? And she's like, why? Because we're boyfriend and girlfriend. And she's like, what are we going to do? He's like, I don't know. Yeah, they don't have, in Barbie land, they are toys. So they don't have any generals. Does he get a weenie when he goes into the real world? Well, in Barbie world, this isn't ruined too much. They know about real world. They do? Yes. Are they expats?

Anyway, I'll let people watch it. Do they castrate themselves? I'm just kidding.

- Just kidding. - But it was almost like reverse "Wizard of Oz" if you grew up in Oz and went to Kansas. If Dorothy grew up in Oz and went to Kansas, it gives you like existential crisis. - Sounds horrible. - Yeah, so it's a little, it's pretty heavy. - Okay. - They swing big with big questions about being a woman, being a person, falling in love. - Oh, someone was like, one right-wing reviewer was like, "Ugh, stop pushing that trans agenda on me."

With the Barbie movie. There's literally one actress, I believe, who's trans. Harry Nath. Who, by the way, I'm just going to say is passable. You probably would never know unless you read about it. She was in The Idol, too. And again, yes. And I'm not here to say who's passing. Don't yell at me. I'm saying for her as a TV actress. She's passing the bar. You would just think, oh, there's a girl in this movie. Yeah, that's a lawyer. They don't go, look, this is trans Barbie. They don't do that. So I don't know.

They're not pushing woke. That's just a woman playing a woman. There you go. So what's the issue? A woman playing a doll. Right. A woman playing a doll. A doll playing a doll. Let people live. And there's also like a plus size. And they don't go, this is plus size Barbie. These just are Barbies. Okay. They don't call it Black Barbie, Black Barbie. It's the movie. Hello. Thank you. I really am up. These are nice. Do we always have these? These are nice. Microphones? I like microphones. You do? Yeah. I like it. It's cameras for sound. Oh my God.

We should wrap. We gotta go. Bye.