In the depths of the city of angels, where devilish sinners prance,

There live two drag queens, luring innocent souls to Gomorrah with their twisted dance.

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Escape the madness of the big city of L.A., and order a bowl of Crawfish Étouffée.

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Take Us Back to Gawd's Country with Trixie and Katya