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Desi Lydic: 我认为特朗普对乌克兰战争的评论与事实严重不符,他错误地指责乌克兰是战争的始作俑者。他的言论不仅让美国国内的保守派人士感到担忧,也让整个欧洲都感到震惊。欧洲试图通过马克龙来影响特朗普,而马克龙利用其迷人的法国口音试图纠正特朗普的错误言论。特朗普对性感的口音很敏感,这使得马克龙能够相对轻松地与他沟通。然而,特朗普对其他口音,例如印度口音,则显得难以理解。马斯克向200万联邦雇员发送邮件,要求他们列出上周的五项工作成就,否则视为辞职,这一举动引发了联邦雇员的不满。一个AI生成的视频显示特朗普亲吻马斯克的脚,并在住房和城市发展办公室的电视上播放,这一事件也引发了广泛关注。 Michael Kosta: 我认为马斯克处理裁员的方式过于粗暴,他应该采取更加温和的方式,循序渐进地进行裁员,而不是一蹴而就。裁员应该考虑政府各个部门,而不是只关注高层部门。 Wendi McLendon-Covey: 我在《圣丹尼斯医疗》中扮演的角色让我对医护人员更加尊重,这部剧是对医护人员的致敬。医护人员的工作非常辛苦,他们应该得到更多的尊重和理解。

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Desi Lydic discusses Donald Trump's inconsistent stance on the war in Ukraine, highlighting his false claims and the concerns this has raised among conservatives and European nations. The role of Emmanuel Macron's charming accent in influencing Trump's perception is also explored, along with an analysis of their handshakes' symbolic meaning.
  • Trump's false assertions blaming Ukraine for starting the war
  • Concerns raised among conservatives and Europe about Trump's support for Russia
  • Macron's use of his accent to influence Trump
  • Analysis of the symbolic meaning of Trump and Macron's handshakes

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This is The Daily Show with your host, Desi Lydic. Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Desi Lydic. We've got so much to talk about tonight. Elon Musk gets marked as spam. Russia and America share friendship bracelets. And Trump sticks a foot in his mouth, but for once, it's not his own. So let's get right into it.

I'm gonna cop. Let's kick things off with the war in Ukraine. Donald Trump promised he could secure a peace deal within one day of taking office, which means he is now negative 34 days ahead of schedule. Good work, sir. As we

As we know, the Ukraine war began in 2022 when Putin invaded Ukraine on three separate fronts while launching missile attacks on Ukrainian cities. Or as Donald Trump puts it, President Trump has made a series of false assertions blaming Ukraine for starting the war. You should have never started it. You could have made a deal.

That's an interesting interpretation in that it's not what happened. In fact, it's the exact opposite of what happened. And this has set off alarm bells for a lot of conservatives, including Brian Kilmeade, Trump's buddy and the Joey Tribbiani of Fox & Friends. He tried to gently push back when Trump started to blame the destruction of Ukraine on President Zelensky. You have a man who's led a country

that had the most beautiful cities, they're demolished, had the most beautiful domes. Those domes are the most beautiful in the world. But it's all Russia's. But that's Russia's fault, though, Mr. President. Russia did the... They're all demolished, 1,000-year-old domes. And everything's demolished. But, Mr. President, that's all... That's Vladimir Putin's fault. Don't you agree? I get tired of listening to it. He makes it very hard to make deals. But look what's happened to his country. It's been demolished. But...

No, no, I hear you. He's going to go back. Mr. President, you know who's to blame for that. Don't you think it's Vladimir Putin that did the invasion unwarranted to try to take back land he had no right to? And don't you think fundamentally that's that? And if you could just get now, now both sides want to talk, it seems. So we should just get to that point. They only want to talk because of me.

But this is how off the rails Trump is. His beloved Fox News is saying, Mr. President, you sound crazy, and I believe DEI causes tornadoes. And he's right, not about the DEI causing tornadoes. We all know trans people cause tornadoes. But about this war, under Donald Trump, America has fully taken Russia's side, which means, are we the bad guys now? No!

Well, that didn't answer that. But I think we might be the bad guys. It's not just Republicans who are alarmed. The entire continent of Europe is freaking the f*** out. If the United States will help Russia take over Ukraine, who's next? Poland? Latvia? Slovenia? Slovakia? Albania? Estonia? Yeah, I got a 97 in AP Geography. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

I would have gotten 100, but I misspelled my name. So yesterday, Europe tried to get Trump back on its side by sending over its most charismatic Trump whisperer, Emmanuel Macron of France. And right from the start of that meeting, you could really see how he let his guard down.

Yeah, Trump just loves the French accent. Probably because it's the native tongue of his hero, Pepe Le Pew.

about that pervert skunk that Trump finds so relatable. But Macron's accent gives him a lot of leeway to gently correct Trump every time he spews bullshit. I mean, this work costed all of us a lot of money.

And this is the responsibility of Russia because the aggressor is Russia. Europe is loaning the money to Ukraine. They get their money back. No, in fact, to be frank, we paid. We paid 60% of the total effort. And it was through, like the US, loans, guarantee, grants, and we provided real money.

Look at that smile. The guy is smitten. Usually if someone confronts him about being wrong, he takes away their security detail, but he's letting Macron do whatever he wants. I think the sexy accent is his kryptonite. I assumed it was vegetables, but...

To be fair, it's not just Macron. Trump was swooning over anyone with a sexy accent. I want to know what is your idea about Italy, if you want to make the same thing. Can you talk a little louder? You have a beautiful voice, but you're not... Where are you from? Italy. From Italy. Oh, I love Italy. Oh, Italy. I love that restaurant with the grocery store attached.

Now tell me, which section are you from? Fromaggio? Produce? Self-checkout? By the way, Trump is the only person on earth who has ever asked an Italian person to talk louder. Of course, as we saw last week, not every accent does it for him. Sometimes it just confuses him. Mr. President, people in India would be welcoming your decision to extradite the Havana to... I can't understand a word he's saying.

Dude, come on. If you don't understand what someone is saying, don't be rude and dismiss them. Just laugh and go, oh, my God, that's so crazy, like a normal person. I mean, is Trump sure that he wants to be president? Because this is the worst job in the world if you don't understand accents. It's like working as an escort if you're still not 100% sure which hole it's supposed to go in. Although, would that actually make you a great escort? Hmm.

I guess we'll never know. By the way, if you're wondering how tough Indian accents are for Trump, he had to get a translator for it. Not for the language, for the accent. It is evident that how the deep state of the United States was involved in regime change. So what is your point of view about the Bangladeshi? And what is the role that the deep state played in the situation in Bangladesh?

I can't believe Doge is going around looking for inefficiencies. Meanwhile, Trump has an English-to-English translator. But if you do have to have a translator for accents, why does the translator also have an accent? The plan was to have a string of translators with slightly less of them until they finally got to something Trump could process. Eventually, it'll just be the word Bangladesh written across the boobs of a swimsuit model. Oh, now I get it.

Anyway, back to Macron. Now, you might think that it's not wise for Europe to hinge its survival on the seductive power of Macron's accent, but Trump himself admitted that it works. I just want to tell you a little story. So we were at the Eiffel Tower having dinner with your wonderful wife and with my wonderful wife, and we came out and he started speaking the French deal.

And we didn't have an interpreter. And he was going on and on and on. And I was just nodding, yes, yes, yes. And he really sold me out. Because I got back the next day and I read the papers. I said, that's not what we said. He's a smart customer, I will tell you. Hold on. Hold on. Forget the accent. What was going on with that handshake? Are they doing the, no, you hang up, but with their hands?

Before we figure out Russia and Ukraine, we need a peace deal for the world's weirdest thumbworm. So maybe this isn't going to come down to words at all, because if you've noticed how Trump and Macron interact, their hands alone tell a story. Two heads of state, stuck in an eternal conflict. Their hands fight from the palm to the nails. What do their hands do? They pull, they grip, they push back.

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Let's talk about Doge. It's the reason an 18-year-old virgin has your social security number. But Elon Musk has been trying to find ways to fire as many federal workers as possible. And this weekend, he tried out his new method by sending an email that shouldn't have been a meeting or an email.

It's the Doge ultimatum. Elon Musk emailing over 2 million federal workers with this subject line. What did you do last week? It simply asked them to list five things they accomplished at work and says not replying by midnight tonight would be taken as a resignation. Ah, the hallmark of a good boss. He gives you busy work that also makes you scared. This is such an insane idea. Just for starters, let's say everyone does respond. Who the f*** is going to read 2.4 million emails?

Say this as someone who has an inbox with 2.4 million unread emails. It is too many emails to f***ing read. Pottery Barn, if you tell me about one more throw pillow sale, I will kill myself and the blood will be on your hands. Also on your throw pillows. Don't f***ing test me. I know you gave my email to William Sonoma.

Anyway, as shocking as this may be, federal workers do not seem very happy about being sent threatening emails, and they're making their voices heard in unusual ways. I want to ask you about a fake video that was somehow hacked onto the TVs at the housing and urban development offices this morning in D.C. It's pretty graphic, so we're not going to show it here on Top Story. It essentially shows the president, again, this was an A.I. image, kissing Elon Musk's feet.

He's right. He's right. An AI video of Trump kissing Elon Musk's feet is disgusting. It's inappropriate and it's disrespectful. It should not be on TV. Let me just show you why it should not be on TV. Inappropriate video of the president slobbering all over Elon Musk's foot knobs is so inappropriate. And that is why we will never be showing this to you. It's called journalistic integrity.

Thank you. Although it has to be said that making that video and hacking the screens took a lot of work, and I really hope whichever federal employee did it included that in their list of five accomplishments. Disincorporated. I definitely feel bad for the guy in the HUD office who learned about his latent foot fetish in the worst possible way. Oh, no! Oh, no!

Because it's just the rank and file who pushed back on Elon's ultimatum, some of Trump's own cabinet members told their departments the email wasn't official. Kash Patel told the FBI, "Don't respond to that email." Tulsi Gabbard said, "Don't respond to that email." Pete Hegseth responded to that email saying, "You up?" That was irrelevant.

All this infighting is confusing. Can someone please clarify the situation here? Mr. President, do people have to answer this email or not? Can you clarify, hopefully once and for all, what your expectations are with this email to federal employees? It's somewhat voluntary, but it's also, if you don't answer, I guess you get fired. Right. Yeah, that clears up everything. It's voluntary, but if you don't answer it, you're fired. Okay.

At this point, the only thing more confusing than that email is that AI video that is totally inappropriate for television. And they gave Elon two left feet. Weird and gross. And that's why we will not be showing it to you. It's called moral courage. Moral courage. Thank you.

Now look, you would expect some pushback within the federal government, but the surprising thing is there's also some pushback from outside the federal government. From Georgia to Oregon to Kansas, Americans angry with President Trump's sweeping layoffs and Elon Musk's drive to slash government spending, packing raucous town halls. Elon Musk has contracts with the federal government. Conflict of interest! He's done some very good things. I think he has.

Man, that last guy was so ready to get mad he didn't even wait for the answer. I have a question, you suck!

Now look, personally, I'm glad to see people pushing back against Doge. But even if you support Doge, you have to acknowledge that seeing real people voicing their opinion to their elected representatives is a lot better than seeing Trump going to town on Elon's feet. Just disgusting. It's disgusting. And you will never see that video here. You won't.

Instead, we're gonna have some serious analysis about this counter-movement to Doge. So let's go to Doge headquarters with Michael Kosta. -Thank you, Desi. -Michael, people are not happy with Doge. Yeah, that's right, Desi. But Doge has to take a lot of the blame for the backlash. They're not handling these layoffs with enough care and finesse. Let me explain through the use of a visual aid. Let's say this foot represents the federal government.

You got to be gentle, right? You can't go in whole hog. You got to start the layoffs with a light little... You see what I did there, Desi? That was me laying off 50 NIH researchers. And you know what? I think they liked it. Yeah, I see what you're saying. It's not what you cut, it's how you cut it. Exactly. You can't go from zero to 100 like this. See what I mean? That is not how you do it. Mm-hmm.

It's too overwhelming, and it puts too much pressure on the workforce. Oh, tell me about it. I've been laid off before, and it is always too sloppy. Yeah, you don't want sloppy, Desi. And you can't just focus on the top departments, either. Most of the waste takes place at the lower levels of the government, so you gotta work both. Like, this, this is...

This is how you do it. This is how you do it. Absolutely. Absolutely. And I have never seen you look more professional. Where did you learn so much about government? Was that at college? Oh, no, I worked at Payless. The point is...

You have to pay attention to the whole of the federal government. Then once you've properly covered all the sensitive parts, that's when you bring in the other foot. Oh, my goodness gracious. Wait, hold on. So if one foot represents the federal government, what does the other foot represent? Oh, this foot's just a sex thing. Michael Kosta, everyone. We will be joining us in a bit.

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Welcome back to Love the Comedic Actor, known for her work in Reno 911, Bridesmaids, and The Goldbergs. She now stars in St. Dennis Medical on NBC. Please welcome Wendy McClendon. Comey! Yeah!

Horny now that I watched all that foot action. Yeah, yeah, goodness doesn't love a little foot action anyone that says otherwise is a big liar. I'm so happy you're here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm such an enormous fan of yours everything you do I mean bridesmaids biggest. And whole seasons and Reno 911 which was on.

We got a revival right before COVID, so we knocked out two more movies and a few more episodes. I mean, that was like a 20-year span. What is the... Isn't that crazy?

- Being that I'm so young. - Impossibly. - Yeah. - But what is the secret? What's in the secret sauce for how to have such great longevity with these projects? - I wish I had an answer for you. I'm just really, really lucky and I worship the devil.

That's all it is. That's all it is. That's all you got to do. Yeah. That's all it is. Well, no problem. Sign me up. No problem, you guys. No, I've been lucky. I've been very lucky. Well, maybe the secret sauce is you. That's probably the truth. You're so stupid.

Let's be best friends. Okay. You started at the Groundlings. I did, yes. You were in the main company. I was. And the Groundlings, if you don't know, is a famous improv theater that is responsible for breeding just the top comedy talent of all time. Just about everybody on SNL comes from either the Groundlings or Second City. And yeah, I was lucky enough to do that for seven years and...

How did that training prepare you for your comedic journey, all these roles that you play? Well, the great thing about improv is that you are never supposed to deny anything. So if you approach--

I mean, even sales, if you're in sales or, you know, anything where you have to deal with the public, if you just approach it from a place of, "Yes, and I can do this for you," or, "Yes, and I cannot do this for you, but I can do this." Oh, hello. -Yes, see, that cup... -Improv. Improv.

You had planned on doing that. Poetry. That was a planned little stunt that I thought I'd pull out here. They taught stunt work at the Groundlings.

I got to witness your improv skills on a tiny little project that we did many years ago that never saw the light of day. You were a baby. Yes. You were a kitten. That's what we'll go with. Yes, no. We'll go with that. She was so young. As were you. Right. But this project had, it was you and Jane Lynch. Yes.

And Sam Pancake, Jack Plotnick, it was all improvised. Right. Kind of like a Curb Your Enthusiasm. Yeah. And it was only like two days of filming, but that was such a master class for me to get to watch you and Jane show up to the party, be a good improviser, a great listener, but like show up with the goods. It really was like, that was probably such a nothing thing for you, but it was very impactful for me, so thank you. Well, you're welcome. And you...

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absolutely an angel because you came in at the 11th hour like literally she was cast at what 9 o'clock at night and 6 in the morning you're on set with us. Yeah, but that just shows that they were desperate I was that's when I got all my jobs and they were very desperate like let's just hire the next person that walks in the door. OK fine she'll do OK can I tell you something embarrassing about that job please I was so sure that that stupid show was going to go and by the way

This was a scripted show for VH1. That doesn't do scripted shows. No, but on the strength of that hilarious pilot, I bought a boat. This is not a joke. I talked my husband into buying a friggin' boat, and we had to push that thing uphill for the next five years, and we couldn't even sell it. We had to give it to someone.

to take it off our hands. You no longer have the boat. Hell no. Oh, don't buy a boat, people. Do not buy a boat. Rent a boat and rent a captain for the day. But you don't need a boat. So they didn't talk about good investments at the groundlings. That was not part of the training. Oh, no, never, never. Yeah, that's too bad. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, you bought a boat. That's so funny. Anyway, it was a terrible show. I mean,

- Yeah. Terrible. - It's no St. Denis Medical, I'll tell you that much. - Perfect segue. - Yes, thank you. Yes, and. - Yes, and. - I truly, the show is so funny and you're phenomenal in it. And I heard that you received the script the day that the Goldbergs ended, is that true? - Yeah, yeah. In a weird twist of fate, yes, I did get it the same day and I was all pouty and I'm looking at this script going, "God, I think it's funny. I think this is funny."

I think I want to do it. But, you know, it was just in the pilot stages. So you think, well, I should just do it because 50/50, you know, it might not go.

But it went. But then we went on strike. Oh, that's right. Yeah. So if you watch St. Dennis, you might notice that between the first episode and the second episode, we all look a lot different. And that's why. But it's been a blessing. It's been so much fun. And I cannot tell you how much respect I have for health care workers after doing this.

It shows. Incredible. It really shows in the show. One of the things that I appreciate so much about it, it's laugh out loud funny. It's very, very funny. But it...

All of the characters have these huge blind spots for comedic reasons, but never are they completely inept at their jobs. Right. Exactly. And so it is sort of a love letter to health care workers. It really is. It really is. Because when you get into health care, don't think that you're ever going to work a 40-hour week. OK? That just doesn't happen. And there are times when it's somebody's worst day in the world, but you just want to go to lunch.

Or you really have to pee and you wish someone would just make a decision. They're people too. And sometimes they're going to have a bad day. And they should be allowed to have a bad day sometimes. Of course. As we all should. Respect. Respect to all of the healthcare workers out there.

Have you had anyone come up to you? Any actual health care workers come up to you and say, thank you for making the show? I watch the show. I do get DMs from people who say, the way you play the administrator is dead on.

Not to, you know, pat my own back there, but the very thought that you have to keep people motivated when you don't even believe what you're saying anymore. And I've had to work for people like that. And so what do you do? You change your physicality and maybe you might throw a fake...

judo move or whatever to just kind of get a smile on someone's face and all they want to do is flip you the bird. One of my favorite things about your character that I noticed is that she wears these, like, enormous...

- Broaches. - Broaches on her lapel. She'll wear like a breast cancer research pin. And then the next day it'll be a giant hummingbird that's just slightly too large for the lapel. - Yeah. - It tells you so much about that character. She's very like front facing. Was that something that you came up with? - No, but I love it for her because she is just, it's that false optimism. - Yeah. - You know, of, "Hey, you guys were having a pizza party."

like adults who cares you get that hummingbird out of my face. Sometimes you just need a hummingbird, you know there are some things a lot of blows.

Well, at this point, you have played a fake cop, a fake doctor, hospital administrator, a fake mom in the '80s. Knowing your track record, this show is going to last for 27 seasons. I hope so, Desi. We've got to get you in there. Yeah, sign me up. Come on. But what do you wish to do next for a fake job? Ooh, for a fake job next? Prostitute. Oh.

I really think I'd be good at it. Footwork or no footwork? We'll get to it. We'll get to it. We'll get to it. Yes, okay. Okay. Well, sign me up because I'd like to buy a boat. That's what I'm in for. St. Dennis Medical airs Tuesdays at 8 p.m. on NBC and streams on Peacock. Wendy McClendon coming. But before we go,

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