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Hey everyone, Desi Lydic here. The Daily Show is on break for the holidays, but in the meantime, we put together some special highlights for you. We'll be back in the new year on January 7th with all new episodes. ♪

He was a poll worker doing his part in a local election. No matter who you voted for, democracy wins. Shut up. She was a self-appointed election monitor. He's harvesting ballots. That's voter fraud. Ballot mule. 2,000 mules. 2,000 mules. Hey, I got one. I've got one. But when a mandatory recount brought them together...

Hey, you can't take these votes! Like hell I can't. These are made of Chinese bamboo. You can't fool me. They belong here! Underneath this randomly hung mistletoe. Now this holiday, they'll both be learning how to steal. Each other's heart. But how can two people share a life together when they can't share a democracy? Christmastown has a new mayor. It came down to one final ballot. And the final vote is for the Democrat.

You rigged the election and ruined Christmas. Honey, just because the Republican lost doesn't mean it was rigged. The only loss here is you losing me. Oh man, this is really a low part in our story. When elections hopes are lost, sometimes all you need is a Christmas miracle. Get ready boys, we're going in.

Excuse me, you got room for one more patriot at this insurrection? You brought zip ties. If we're gonna do this, we're gonna do it together. This holiday season, make sure you cast... A vote for love. She was a single mom hoping for a Christmas miracle. Hi, do you have time for a charity that's... He was a regular Joe trying to do the right thing.

And this Christmas, they're going to find love in the most magical place. How dare you teach my child about critical race theory? You are ruining America. Ma'am. Ma'am. Please calm down. Don't tell me to calm down, you woke elitist. And why don't you take that mask off? Take it off and face me like a man. And keep it off. Looks like Santa came early this year.

Now this holiday, they'll both be learning CRT, Christmas Romance Theory. You know, oat milk is more sustainable than almond milk. Ugh, shut your cuck mouth and kiss me. But can two people who don't agree on history ever have a future? Does your sweater say happy holidays? Yeah, it's more inclusive. You never understood me. Or Christmas. Oh man, we're never going to end up together now.

This season, one man will have to put Christmas over reason. Since our last school board meeting, which was only this morning, can you believe that? So much has happened. I've learned that one thing is more important than teaching children about their own country's history. And that one thing is love. So tonight, the school board is announcing that we are putting love back into the curriculum. What? And it will replace all the lessons about slavery. I don't have the power to do that.

Why does he have a gavel? This is a school board meeting. Don't miss the movie event of the season. I got you this. To burn. Merry Christmas. Fascists. A school board Christmas.

Hey, comedy fans. The funniest comedians in the world are on tour, and you can get tickets to see them live near you. Laugh at the biggest names in comedy, like Otsuko Okotsuka, Chelsea Handler, Jimmy Carr, Kathy Griffin, Matt Matthews, Matt Reif, Sarah Silverman, Sebastian Maniscalco, Stavros Helkias, Wanda Sykes,

and so many more. All kinds of shows, all kinds of venues, all kinds of funny. Head to LiveNation.com slash comedy to get your tickets today. That's LiveNation.com slash comedy.

It's time for a brand new season of Survivor. And you know what that means. It means it's also a brand new season of the only official Survivor podcast on fire. Here's our goal with this podcast. We bring you inside the how and the why of what we do on the show. And we do it from three different points of view. You have the producer in me. You have the fan in Jay, who also happens to be our executive producer of this podcast. And you have the producer in me.

And then we bring you the insight from a former player, and this season it is Survivor 46 runner-up Charlie Davis. Welcome to the team, Charlie. Well, Jeff, I know firsthand that playing from the couch and playing on the island, completely different. So I hope you tune in every single week. We're going to dissect the strategy, the misfires and mistakes that change the game. If you want more Survivor than just 90 minutes, this is where you get it. On Fire, the only official Survivor podcast.

Listen to On Fire, the official Survivor podcast, wherever you get your podcasts. She was a big city career gal in the big city with a career. And she was sparkling with holiday spirit. This year sucked. I just can't wait to go home and hide from the world.

But to fully embrace this Christmas season, she had to leave the cold, heartless city and head to her charming small hometown. So, what do you want to do, kiddo? I want to move to Canada, Dad. I'm not kidding. After all, tis the season to fall in love.

- me. - Christine. - Scott? - You're back in small townsville. Would you wanna go ice skating with me later today? - No, I'm not doing this whole thing. Not this year, bye. - Sometimes the thing you need the most is waiting for you back home. - Hey, it's in the neighborhood. - Nope. - It got me thinking that the cosmos is a complicated-- - I'll take this though.

It might not be the Christmas she expected, but magic is in the air. Yum. Thank you. The secret ingredient to all my pies is love. You know Christmas time is the best time to fall in love. Not this year. Not this year.

Sometimes you need good friends to point out what's been right in front of you all along. Guess who's here? It's Scott from high school. He's become quite the handsome widower. I think he likes you. How many times do I have to tell you people I am not down for a rom-com right now? And for the last time, I'm not joining your MLM.

Christmas is when wishes come true. And this year, she's wishing for true love. No, I'm not. But it's Christmas. Don't care. And you're home for the holidays, where the magic of Christmas romance takes hold. You know what? Read the room, buddy. Did you not see the election? I only exist in Christmas movies. What's an election? Christine, there's someone here to see you.

Christine, I know it's Christmas Eve and I'm just a single dad with three adorable kids. Will you be our mommy? This is literally the first time we met. And I know you're a big city Christmas journalist and I'm a rugged man who works at every small business in town. But Christine, Christmas is about being with the people you love. That's what I keep telling her. That's what I told her too. Oh my God. All right, enough, all of you.

Why do I even have to go home for the holidays? It's not even my real mom, it's just some Canadian actress. Hey, are you single?

We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas. No, thank you. No, thank you. No, thank you. No, thank you. No, thank you. So get cozy with the one you love because this holiday season, the Daily Show Movie Network presents A Very 2024 Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas. And a Merry Christmas.

Hey, comedy fans. The funniest comedians in the world are on tour, and you can get tickets to see them live near you. Laugh at the biggest names in comedy, like Otsuko Okatsuka, Chelsea Handler, Jimmy Carr, Kathy Griffin, Matt Matthews, Matt Reif, Sarah Silverman, Sebastian Maniscalco, Stavros Helkias, Wanda Sykes,

and so many more. All kinds of shows, all kinds of venues, all kinds of funny. Head to LiveNation.com slash comedy to get your tickets today. That's LiveNation.com slash comedy.

Listen to On Fire, the official Survivor podcast, wherever you get your podcasts.