Mystery Crate: Episode Two Hundred - Eighty - Eight
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I said it on air. Well, I said what the original list was, but now it's everywhere. It's all on air, people.

So you're telling me that I saved Greg Cody's life? Yeah. He wouldn't even make it to that birthday. And your ass was going to be home. Yeah. As if Mike and I... He wouldn't even be making it to that birthday without me. I love, like, what do you think you did that day? Just seeing him faint first like that? No, I flipped him over. None of us had, like, he woke up. He lost air. Thank God I didn't have to do anything. Yeah, I know. Mike was, like, the first one when my dad fainted. First responder. Yeah. Mike Fuentes. He was like, hey...

He fell. He pointed and said, hey? I've told this story before, but I was pretty new to the proceedings here at the time. He felt insecure. Like, can I tell Chris his dad just fell over? His dad might be dead? Please tell him. I just remember they had a bunch of kids running around, and I thought they had a stool had fallen over, and it was just a loud bang. So then I see Greg face down, and then like,

that feeling hit me like, am I gonna do anything about this? And thankfully I did. And then when I flipped him over, he just woke up, I was like, oh, thank God. 'Cause if it would've like came to like serious shit, I don't know how much we would've been able to do. And then later that night, like,

I called Jules and I cried in the car because I was like, it was such an intense moment. It was intense. Yeah. Because you don't know, when you get there, you're fine. Yeah, of course. You don't expect somebody to fall face first flat on the ground. Correct. And he had just been standing there so it's like a sudden thing. He was actually on a chair. Yeah, yeah. He fell off a chair. He fell over but like,

I didn't know what had happened. So once we figured out he had just passed out because he was suppressing the cough, then I was like, okay, it's not a heart attack. It's not like a fucking brain aneurysm. It's not anything like that. I do love you remembering that as you saving his life, though. I mean, it was close. It was close. The joke just took off and I was like, all right, we're going to do it. Is the yacht party going to be kind of like the Michael Rubin all white party where everybody gets to wear like all white? It would be the opposite of that.

I can, I feel like I can take off. All black party? Yeah, I don't think there will be a theme outfit wise. Will I have to drive to Fort Lauderdale? Probably you're going to have to Uber. Yeah, it's going to be out of Fort Lauderdale for sure. Okay, well my wife's pregnant, so. There you go. And Dee Dee. And Dee Dee, baby. Getting the boys together. In September, she'll still be? Yeah, in September she will still be pregnant. Wait, wait. Babies due December 30th. 31st, one of those two days, so. TBD, but yeah, she'll be pregnant. And then, uh.

She'll be driving me because I'll be enjoying the open bar. One of my favorite show bonding moments off air was a couple weeks ago when Tony was talking about how much time he's going to have to play college football. I still feel good about that. I could not believe that conversation. Chris Cody just laughed at his face and said, buddy, you're fucked. I mean, in his defense, the first three months I feel like is a nice little sweet spot where they're not moving around a lot.

I'm just saying. I think it's baby dependent the first three months. Yeah. If you have a good sleeper, you'll have a little time. My whole point was that from now when the game came out until the baby's here, I'm going to be playing and I can play as much as I want. That was the whole part of the conversation. Everybody's like, no, the baby's going to take care of everything. It's like, no, guys, you're not getting what I'm saying. You just love to go...

The new year comes around, you might be over it already. That's what I'm saying. It's going to be six months of me playing the game every single day. Like, I'll be good. But everyone came together to laugh at you. And it was like a really... Like out of, again, as normal. We all kind of grew closer. Out of context, laughing at me for something I didn't say.

For something you thought I said and everybody just ran with it. Seems very on brand for this show, if we're being honest. Yeah, that's kind of the recipe. So yes, no, I'm going to have more than enough time because my wife is tired all the time and she gets to go to sleep and she's like, you know what? I'm going to hit the sack early. I'm like, perfect. Oh my God, incredible. Love hitting the sack early. And then I just play six hours. And then going to sleep. Ice cream run at 1.30 in the morning. Fire up those. I played Taylor the other day at like 12.30.

My buddy Kiki too. What's like your go with Taylor? Is it like game question mark? Yeah. What's your guys text? I tell him you on. Yeah. Or I'll see like on he'll be playing and I'll be playing and then I'll just send him a message. First it's you up and then it's you on. Who of you two who's the best? Taylor's gotten the edge the last couple games. We did play an Army Navy game which was electric.

because they both run the triple option and wing. It's so hard in video games. Dude, it was so sick. It was a 10-7 game or maybe 14-7. Taylor, tell me. I don't remember. I've noticed that you and Taylor have a very wide range of things that are electric. Like, yeah, just like a bunch of things. Like, I took the string off his bakery box. Ha! It was electric. You know? Wow. I, I,

I don't agree with that. Are you claiming that's not electric? I would not categorize it as electric. An Army-Navy game that goes into overtime and Taylor wins 14-7 off a pick and a score on fourth down? Watching you guys play NCAA 25, I would not find it electric. You two guys playing. The comeback that UNC had down 11 with 238 left in a video game wasn't electric. I enjoyed it, but it's low stakes. Colorado beating the shit out of Ole Miss, still haven't seen the videos on social media, wasn't electric because it was. You never will. You never will.

The pick six to end the half, Tulane versus BC wasn't electric. Dude, this guy doesn't know what he's talking about. Billy, I don't know what you're doing over there, but. I played college football against Taylor the other day. Not 06. The 25? No, 06. What's the difference? How was that? I destroyed him. Oh, you destroyed him. Yeah, he quit. Oh, he quit. What was the score?

I was about to get 21 up on him, and he quit. And it was during the baby shower we can't talk about. We can't talk about the baby shower? No, no, no. Why can't we talk about the baby shower? I wasn't here that day. It was the day after the Tony show. Thank you to everybody that watched and commented and hung out with us on the Tony show, by the way. But I wasn't here that next day, so I heard Mike Fuentes told Mike Ryan. We're not talking about it. And then he told...

I'm feeling very left out right now, not because of the B1 shower situation, because I don't have a PS anything anymore, and so I can't play this video game that I really want to play.

They're $500. They're not 500 bucks anymore. How much are they? $399. Okay, it's $400. That's the thing. I'm a PC guy, right? If they made it on PC, I'd be in. I'm not going to spend $450. You play video games on PCs. The real gamers do. Hold on. I don't feel bad for you, though. Hardcore gamers have the PC set up with the keyboard and the camera and everything. I don't feel bad for you, though. You had 11 PS5s and you sold them.

I mean, it's not PlayStation or Xbox. It's just I'm playing on my PC on my computer. Yeah. Yeah, it's a game. I didn't even know that. So they have like NCAA for computers. No, that's a problem. If they did have it, I'd buy it. Like they had GTA for computers. Yes. Yeah, they do. I didn't even I'm learning about. And there's like a whole hierarchy of like different streamers. We look down on the console people. You know what we look down on and laugh at? That you can't play NCAA 2025. That's OK. So Taylor just said in my ear that this makes me sound old, but I remember computer games.

like what was like Duke Nukem or something? Doom. Doom. Like I forget. Jenny still plays Doom. I have a PS1 in January. I remember seeing my cousins when I was little playing computer games, like fighting games on computers. It's just, I didn't know we were still doing that. Well, it's actually probably a huge industry. Like NVIDIA's biggest business is graphic cards for computers.

Yeah. Fun. But that's the thing. If I were to want to play NCAA 25, I'd have to first buy a PlayStation, which is the cheapest one I could see here, is the digital edition at GameStop for $430, then purchase the game. Best Buy had one for $399 that I bought. Yeah, but it's around the same ballpark. So basically I'm paying around $500 to play NCAA 25 and I'm just not going to do it.

So there's a Formula One driver, Max Verstappen, who is addicted to sim racing. And he stayed up till 3 a.m. the night before the last race that he raced in, sim racing, like in a 24-hour tournament with a team that he's on. And then during the race, he did really, like the actual F1 race the next day, he did like pretty badly and sounded very cranky the whole time. And so everyone was criticizing him for staying up too late, playing too much.

Formula One video games essentially instead of like going to sleep so he could do good in the Formula One race the next day and I was thinking like the the podcasters equivalent would be like if we if we all stayed up really late playing like the Sims and our Sim was like a radio show host and we were just like constantly going to work and stayed up till 3 a.m. on the Sims radio show and then we came into our jobs and then we're bad at the job yeah kind of like being on the show the day after the Tony show

We go and do that. So the Tony show is not... That's actually you doing it. You're not simulating yourself doing it. It's also a part of work. On a computer. Yeah, it's work, and then you have to come back to work. True. So you can blame your own work for you being bad at your job the next time. I have exciting news. Me and Taylor... You're pregnant again. No. Taylor's pregnant. No. Not possible. The issue... We have a...

Big announcement. We are down to our top five of the schools that Taylor and I will be looking forward to taking over for the dynasty for the season coming up in college. You're doing like a reveal? So interesting. You should put that in a cake and then cut the cake and it'll be the colors of the school. Well, we're in the top five right now. Didn't you already tell us what teams you were doing? I like this idea.

I like this idea. We should get a cake with the color inside of the school you're choosing. A college football reveal. And then you and Taylor can hold hands together as you cut. Well, I didn't even hold hands with my wife. Next week on Mystery Crate? Next week on Mystery Crate? Why cups? We got to find out what tea. The glass cups. Can I wait a week for this? Push them in. I'm so excited. I'm going to take a red solo cup and then we can see. Why not a knife? That's the...

Because then you like cut it, but then what if like the piece is a little floppy and then it kind of like falls to the side? Yeah. Oh, so you don't want the early reveal. Right. And then people like on the side can see it. So the cup is like a foolproof, like everyone can see it. Yeah, because you can push the champagne flute like all the way in. Okay. And then when you spin and take it out, you can see what's in there and nobody else can see it. Did you guys consider doing a gender reveal involving gunpowder? No. What? Fireworks? No, we didn't want anything like that. Okay. Yeah, no.

Are those not cool anymore? Because people set off forest fires that burned down entire towns. Or the one that had the guy with the crop duster where the plane crashed and the guy died. That was so horrible. Yes, I remember that. Why are you smiling? It's a crazy ass story. I mean, it is genuinely, it's a shocking thing that happened. I feel like the smiling comes from it being absurd and also you're uncomfortable with... Yeah, so you just laugh through it. Yeah, right. It's a defense mechanism. Correct. Probably. That's what they say.

So yeah, the cheapest one I've seen so far, Tony, on eBay is $240 for the digital edition. Dude, that's nothing. Yeah, but I think it's used. Okay. Are you going to tell us your top five, Tony? Huh? Are you going to tell us the top five? I don't know if we're ready to tell the top five. We just want to say that that's now in the ether. Can I ask you a question? Maybe in the second half of the mystery. Where are people going to get this if you don't tell them? Like, how are people going to know where to find this? No, it's going to be on YouTube. We're going to be streaming every week.

From our school and we're gonna be co-head coaches. Is that known? Did you just make that announcement? No, we're making that announcement right now. That's what I'm saying. Co-head coaches? Yeah, co-head coaches. You know what they say about coaches. Yikes. Yeah, but the thing is we both bring different things, right? Taylor is a recruiter. I'm the motivator. Who's playing the game? We're both playing the game. I would think one of you would do offense and one would do defense. You're both playing the game? The thing is we're both offensive guys, though. How are you both playing the game?

Because one drive will be him, one drive will be me. But defense wins championships and if you guys are both offensive guys... Yeah, but that's why we gotta get a good DC.

I'm available. So now there's another guy in this picture? I don't know. I don't like this. I don't understand. I don't understand. It's really simple. You have to have a head coaching, co-coach, official coach hierarchy. You guys are just handing the control back and forth to each other every drive? Every quarter? Maybe every half. You haven't figured it out? But what if it's a really close game at halftime and you don't trust? Exactly. Who takes the final shot? Who has the last drive? Yeah. Good question. That's all stuff that... Huh? Nothing.

Nothing. You don't have to worry about that. You are not involved in all the things that we do. You will not be involved. I can guarantee it. I'm sensing like a lot of crankiness today. Maybe did we all stay up late playing The Sims? For me, I have an excuse. My head hurts really bad, but I'm pushing through. Did you get a piece of queso frito?

Is that why you're upset? I got two. It was so fucking good. Jess and Cody had some and they're in a great mood. No, I'm not. I'm good. I had two pieces of queso frito and a burger. I'm happy. I'm going to move to make a flag. Oh, I want to make queso frito the official food of Mystery Crate. Dude, the shadow wagyu queso frito with the guava sauce is gas. First of all, don't insult it. It was guava sauce with roasted garlic on top. That's true. That's true. It was delicious.

Yeah. Gas. I think I'm going for my birthday to Shadow. Shadow? Yeah. Your birthday's like in three days. It ain't even saying anything. Isn't it next week? No, it's this week. Thursday. And you were rocking on that day? Yeah. For the whole week. You should throw him a surprise birthday. Is there anything? No. No more surprises. I told him I don't want a cake. I don't want a cake. Don't bring me a cake on Thursday. I want, if you guys want to see me have a birthday, cool. Get me a little cupcake and then put one little candle in it and that's it. No, I won't even eat it. I don't care. You can't talk about

cupcakes either. But the cake is so everyone can have a little. But nobody has it. If we bring one cupcake. Guys, no surprises, no cupcakes. Those are both banned. Your birthday is this Thursday? No peppers. My birthday is the 25th, yeah, Thursday.

The thing is the cake gets left over and then there's cake for six weeks that nobody eats. So I want to save the company. Don't get a cake. Just get a couple cupcakes. Whoever wants, wants half of them. Carmen had asked me what I want since I was big time against the surprise. She's like, what do you want? I go, just buy a bag of Oreos and everybody have cookies and milk with me and that's it.

I will buy gluten-free. That was the issue, but I think they make gluten-free Oreos. When's your birthday? There you go. December. And you guys will all be on vacation, so this isn't going to happen. Vacation? Oh, yeah, that's right. My birthday's late. Didn't we have to sing you happy birthday or something on someone else's birthday? I think so. Because you were mad? Yeah. You were mad? I wasn't mad. I was perturbed. It was ridiculous. I wasn't mad. It's like the guy is here...

And he's venting and like, oh, why do we have surprises? We're 40 years old, but we like had to sing him happy birthday. First of all. On a day that wasn't his birthday because he was having a little tantrum over there. Those are two separate incidences. And you promoted my being 40 years old and done with surprises take. You said it was your favorite thing that had been heard in the office. It was one of my favorite things. It was an absurd comment. It was one of my favorite absurd comments. There you go. Now I don't know if I can trust you. What do you mean?

You screamed that in front of everybody after ruining them. I was being upset, and I didn't ruin it. Mike Ryan approached me, and he said he's sorry and that he was in the wrong. Are there any things in this world where the price hasn't gone up on? Costco hot dogs. Costco glizzies. Arizona iced tea. Arizona iced tea is still 99 cents? Yeah. Do you think it's because they just printed those cans 50 years ago, and they're like, we're not going to take the loss on that? They did a ball quarter of the cans. You know what's funny? That would be a legitimate reason why they would never change the price. Next question.

Next thing you know, it's going to be $199. No, guy's been fighting hard, dude. I love the, I don't know what he is, I guess the CEO of Arizona. He's like, no, we're going to just keep it 99 cents. He's like, we're still making money. Maybe not as much, but we're making money. Yeah, he had said that. I think he's doing all right. Arizona CEO. Let's look up. I don't know what this guy sounds like, but I know that was a. I want to think it's like that. I don't know.

That was a great impression. I'm being told in my ear that if you're a retailer, you can buy Arizona iced tea cans that do not have the price on it. And then that way you can mark it up. And then Don Voltagio, I don't know if I'm saying that right, he's the CEO, and he said for the foreseeable future, he will not be raising the price. So he gave himself an out. He did, but still, he's true to the people. Yeah, the great, yeah, it says right here, Arizona iced tea will keep its 99 cent price tag for the foreseeable future. Dude.

Back in the day, there was nothing better than a tall ice tea from Arizona. It was so good. With a nice Pub Sub. I haven't been to Publix in months. I'm over Publix. Yeah. Why? I co-signed that. I actually have the audio here. We're just going to Target. Increase the price and therefore increase the profit. We're successful. We're debt free. We own everything.

Why? Why have people who are having a hard time paying their rent have to pay more for our drink? Maybe it's my little way to give back. Would you definitively say that you'll never raise that 99% price?

Not in the foreseeable future. We're going to fight as hard as we can for consumers. Hell yeah, dude. I mean, he kind of had my vibe of like, I'm making money. And he's wearing shorts. He understands the capitalism machine. I never say that. Yeah, but he's debt free. They own everything. He said it. They own everything.

And you're doing an interview in shorts. I mean, you already got my vote. Power move. Power move. Yeah, my vote. Bottled piss. Charged $50 for a can. Him and the CEO of Costco.

Doing it for the man. Doing the Lord's work. So they have just not, their prices have not gone up just on their food items that they sell, right? Like I imagine their grocery items. Costco, it's the hot dogs. It's mainly the hot dogs. The hot dog combo. What about the double chunk chocolate cookie? Dude, have you been locked in on Big AJ and Big Justice? Dude, I'm locked in on those guys, the same club, Costco guys. I don't want to,

Okay, AJ and Big Justice. What do you got, Costco? Those guys? Yeah. What are you going to say about Big Justice? The meat! We're doing the meat! We bring the boom! Dude, it's all over my freaking algorithm. I can't stop watching. I hate watching it. I have to admit. You hate watching it? I mean, these guys seem like nice, but they're cringe, right? I mean, I'm... Terrible. As someone who is cringe...

Like, these guys are cringe. Have you seen these guys? I see things show up on my fucking TikTok. I feel bad for the kid. We got Big Justice. The Rizzler. We're setting him up together. He calls out Baby Gronk all the time. They already do. The Turkish guy that jiggles his tummy. I've seen them on live where they're just talking to comments and they're getting hate constantly. It's just like, okay, you're blocked. You're blocked. That's why I don't want to pile on. Like, it's fun. Have you seen the music video they did?

Yeah, the boom? Yeah. They bring the mom and the sister in, and they're singing in an actual booth. Taylor, go find it. We bring the boom to you. Yes. We bring the boom. Yes. It's incredible. Their favorite father and son. Yes, dude. Every quarter day for the quarter past three. On your FYP. We finally found it. There it is, dude. Yes. With Justice and AJ. Hit the sound on this. We bring the boom. That's what we do. We bring the boom. We bring the boom to you. We bring the boom.

We bring the boom to everyone. We bring the boom. Your favorite father and son. Every afternoon on your F-Lap. It's so dude. And then it shows the dad like benching. There we go. There he is. My guy's on the sauce. 100% on the sauce. But this guy used to do real estate. No more. Of course he is. Wow, incredible. Chicken bake.

Double fist in the chicken. Have you said more than four words? And I feel like they haven't been positive. They haven't. Absolute shit.

But he gets invited to places and they do it. He was at High Point University the other day taking BP in their field. They're from Boca. The other day I saw a video. It's like, we're going to be this Friday night at the football field at Boca High. We should bring him to Highline. Does he take his kid to get his kid's eyebrows done also? I don't know. Or is that just what they look like? Also not nice. What's not nice? He's probably right, though. That guy clearly does his eyebrows a mask. Six months ago, ripping apart some six-year-old for singing the national anthem. He's like, you better not talk about that.

It's not the kid's fault. Leave Big Justice out of this, alright? Who's Big Justice? The guy? No, the little kid. Yeah, AJ's the dad. Big Justice is the kid.

And then obviously you got mom and sister. Mama justice. Big AJ drops bombs. Yeah, he does. Just enjoy your childhood. Yeah. Yeah, but he's enjoying his childhood right now. No, he's an income stream right now. Dude, come on. He's paying his own way. When this kid is, well, never mind. They give everything a boom. They do. They go to restaurants. Sometimes they give it a doom though. We're here at the deli and then we're going to try their Philly cheesesteak. Oh,

Boom! It's like, just one time, don't like the feeling. No, they give dooms. They give dooms sometimes. I've never heard a doom. Me and Tony have this conversation where every food influencer is full of shit. They never go to any restaurant they hate, and it's always the same thing. It's a voiceover. It's like, follow me to this new spot on Brickle. And they do this thing with the door. I would have loved to see Greg talk shit about all the food he ate in Ireland. There's a five boom system. It's always four or five.

It's boom, boom, boom, boom, four out of five booms. And it's just like that. I'm so happy that Chris knows because I watch as much as you do and I can't stop. It's in my algorithm at this point. I know. I want to stop, but then it comes on and I'm just like, oh, I got to watch.

It's like a trade wreck. You have to keep locked up. Yes, dude. There's something he does like drills. Oh, yeah. Where AJ's holding a pad and then Big Justice will get a chop going, push him off, and then tackle a dummy. It's great. It's electric. Oh, man. All right. We have our top eight of schools that me and Taylor are going to take over for our Dynasty. Top eight? They had five before. No, he texted me finally.

So it looks like he's making the decisions around here. Do you already know the team? Already determined. Oh, you're right. We're working on the organization. We're working on the team. Should he come in here? I know Fuentes would hate that. We're taking visits. We're in conversations with a lot of schools. Some close, some a little further away. But again, we have connections with these schools. And we're intrigued by their coaching vacancies. I already know the answer. If you will. Let's move this on. We're looking at Rutgers. Yeah.

Bottom of the Big Ten. Need some help? Think that we can help them out. Stanford. Move it to the ACC. Get them back to where David Shaw had them. Stupid ass tree. Exactly right. Trying to find the next Andrew Luck. FAU. Come on.

Ohio. The Bobcats. Again, a little further away, but rebuildable program. Doesn't do much for me. Not really. Western Kentucky. Classic FAU rival. These aren't ranked, are they? When I went there. You're just reading off a list, right? No, I'm reading from the... He's saying they're not in any order. They're not in any order. So why am I giving you the fanfare? Just to have the fanfare. You lied to me. Coastal Carolina. Ooh, fun team. Let me see if I can find it here.

Taylor already has a thing with Eastern Carolina. My sound effects aren't on, so I couldn't play it. Which Carolina are you talking about? Coastal Carolina. The Chancleteers? The one with the dog was like, or the coach was like, I need some dogs. That's going to be you now. Didn't they have a good baseball team recently? More likely Taylor. They usually have a good team, I think. Kyle Berkley?

I feel like we've done more than eight. How many more schools are there? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. That's the seventh one. And FIU. So we're excited. Did that get you in, Billy? No, I prefer they left my school alone. Your school? It's my school too, buddy. I graduated there. I got some bad news for you. Whose school is it? Pie chart.

To be honest, it's more my school, if you want me to be really honest with you. How? Explain. My family school. My mom graduated from FIU. My sister was two-time student body president. Okay. But that's your family. I graduated from that. That's not you. Family school. It's my family school. He was an athlete for that school. For 11 seconds. Okay. It doesn't matter. 11 seconds more than you. Okay. He actually vaulted with a pole. You played football with no ball. Okay.

And that's why I'm taking over the pool vaulting window. Did you try out for the team without a pool? That's just high jump. We just watched a run and jump. Is that what it's called? High jump? When you just run and jump over the pool? Did they have you doing other sports or are you just like, I'm going to be a pool vaulter and that's it? What's that? Did they try you out at other stuff? No, no. I walked on it. But you walked in, I'm going to be a pool vaulter and that's it? Yeah, yeah.

That's what I did. That's what I knew. They did it in high school too? Yeah. I don't remember having pole vaulters in high school. I remember having a track team. They don't have it everywhere. Yeah, I do. It's a very select... Yeah. So yeah, we're looking at that. We're going to get our...

You guys should honestly... Get our stuff in the next week or two, maybe. Get our selections down to top three, then pick our school. How about you guys just pick it as soon as possible? Because you need to strike when this NCAA 25 thing is hot. It's going to be hot. You should be streaming every day. It's going to be hot the entire year. I don't think it's going to stay as hot as you think it is. Now's the moment. We're in the era of like...

Stuff comes and it goes right away. This is not going anywhere. Dude, Trump forgot he got shot at like three days after it happened. Okay. Also, everyone's doing this. You got to not just get in. Not everybody's doing this. Yes. Everybody's doing this. You got to find a way to do it differently than others to motivate people to come in. The worst thing about being a coy in a coy font is being the last coy in the coy font. It's like speeding. You don't want to be the last car that's speeding. We already started and did it.

So we streamed the day it came out. But you don't have a school. You should have kept it going. Are schools coming up this week? When? This week? Towards the end of the week? Big reveal. There are going to be guys already winning national championships. You're here still. They are already. Taylor's by his fourth season in his own personal one. That's fine. This is bigger than that. This is bigger than individual accolades. This is getting together and doing something for the betterment of a program. A program, really. That's what everyone's franchise is. Sure. But again, it's different.

It's different. I don't expect you to get it. I'm trying to help you. I know that you think that I'm being critical. I don't expect you to get it, though. I'm trying to help you. No, no. I get that. Because he's absolutely right. You need to strike while the iron's hot. You're waiting too long to do this. The iron is hot. We will strike at the right time. We are not worried about time. Because you know what? It takes time to build a program. What is time? Do you think the Northern Illinois Huskies are waiting around to pick their program? No, they're already going. They're playing. They have guys on the field. But you know what? This is a different school. Whatever we're going to pick, we're going to go in and impose our way of doing things.

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$45 upfront payment equivalent to $15 per month. New customers on first three-month plan only. Taxes and fees extra. Speeds lower above 40 gigabytes. See details. What do you mean? That one's better. Come on. I think it's more of a physical thing. We got to come together. Ew, it's a little breathy. That one's more a little sexual. Yeah. Greg, what do you think? You know, sitting around the kitchen table and scranting. See, that's good. My dad used to always say, Joey, if you're ever on a podcast...

Don't have nothing to say. You're going to come up with shit. See, that was the most believable part of the impression. Sitting around the kitchen table and Scranton. But none of you sound like him. Is he even from Scranton? The point is we're not trying. We're just doing it in the spirit of it. Nobody's good enough to sound exactly like him. Hold on. Can you mansplain impressions to me for a few more minutes? I don't think so.

I'm getting it. No, the thing is, you're like, it doesn't sound like it. Okay, well, what do you want me to do? Sound like him? A better impression? I can't sound like him. That's the point of an impression, Tony. I can't sound like him. I'm sorry. The Trump one sounds like Trump. The Trump one is good. Thank you.

I try. That's pretty good. That's a pretty good one. I played golf with Bryson DeChambeau. A little more nasally. That's from Cody. It's pretty good. Yeah, it's pretty good. A little nasally. I try. See, I lose it. No, you lost. But you were Bryson DeChambeau the way you said bow. Nailed it. You nailed that syllable. Once he started getting the compliments though, that was it. He started feeling himself. I love trees.

I saw some clip of him. Bryson DeChambeau, he's just like, that's a maple. I love trees. We were just talking in the break about Southwest is getting rid of their open seating. What? Which is crazy because that was like their thing. That is their thing. It was their thing. Even though you could still pay to sit

in the front of the plane and board first. It's still their thing. The two bags thing, right, is another big thing. The two bags is also a thing. Want to get away? Yeah, we were talking about the want to get away campaign where it was like the commercial, someone would do something and then it would be so embarrassing that they need to fly somewhere. The one that sticks out to me is the lady in someone else's bathroom. She's like, oh, I'm going to snoop around this medicine cabinet and then all the shelves break.

And it's just like, want to get away. That's kind of an easy one to get out of. I'm just like, why were you in my medicine cabinet? No, no, but like, oh, I sneezed. I fell and I tried to grab it and things fell out. Inside the medicine cabinet? In this scenario, it's the mirror one. If you shake it hard enough, it'll fall. It was the mirror thing where you open it up. I wouldn't believe you if you said that. If you were like, hey, I accidentally bought a one-way ticket to Tummy Egg City and I wanted to just see if you had any Tums, I'd be like, don't

Snoop. Just ask. Just ask, but it's okay. I'll fix it. That's a tough scenario. You don't have to buy a plane ticket to Las Vegas. I'll forgive you. What's up with these flimsy shelves? I move one thing and they all collapse. I don't think we're doing those mirrored shelf things anymore. Oh, we are. We definitely are. If you have a small space. In modern bathrooms, though. Dude, a small bathroom? You don't have room for a cabinet and a mirror, so you have the one in both. What is the fascination with...

somebody else's medicine cabinet. I've never gotten that. Snoop, you never snooped? No, I've never understood why I would. Now, if I'm looking for, if I cut myself, I'm looking for a band-aid, I might open their cabinet. Where in someone's house is Greg Cody most likely to snoop? Where? Mm-hmm.

Where would be, if I were in your house, where would I find out the most things about you that you don't want me to know? Because that's usually the medicine cabinet. It has to be the garage. It could be the garage. That's not a bad answer. But the medicine cabinet, you know, who cares what pill I'm taking?

You know what I mean? I've been at a kid's birthday party where I go inside to go to the bathroom and all of a sudden I find myself in this kitchen all alone and I see the spices. I'm like, let's see what they're working with here. Ooh, that's a good one, Chris. See what kind of spices they're working with. Fungal cream? If they walk in, are they going to be insulted? It's like, why are you looking at my spices? You know what I've noticed being a TikTok person now? You're a TikTok person? Yeah. Oh, come on. We know this. Boom! The potato guy. By the way, since we recorded the first half of this episode, there was a collab between AJ and Big

Justice and Tua, which like sent me on a tailspin. But anyways, continue my point. I've noticed that almost everything that's ever cooked in the history of the internet has garlic like garlic.

some form of paprika and just like it's the same four ingredients in everything yeah staples I've noticed with my cooking that I have to change it up because I will fall to the same like oh let me get some garlic powder some salt and pepper like I do have like I need to sometimes like alright I don't want everything I'm tasting everything I'm making is going to be

cabinet is great because you can immediately tell if someone sucks at cooking if they have spices that expired in like 1982 oh my god i did a spice cabinet clean out of my parents house like 10 years ago and there was shit that they got in their wedding registry that was in their their freaking cabinet this is horrifying i just cleaned out my cabinet on fire for the first time since i like bought spices for the first time like seven years ago moving in so like

What did you not use? The cinnamon. You think you use cinnamon more? I use a shit ton of cinnamon. I'm not a baker. I've heard different. I'm a smoothie person. You have a yellow pinch of cinnamon in a smoothie? Yeah. For certain smoothies. I've heard different. Also nutmeg. Banana, peanut butter, cinnamon? That's in the cinnamon category. Nutmeg you only need, like even in a very nutmeggy recipe, it's like a fourth of a teaspoon. It dominates. Unless you bake a lot.

of stuff with nutmeg in it you're not going to use a whole jar that's why i always get the little ones of nutmeg yeah because i'll actually go through i would bet you have a ton of expired spices in yours i don't believe spices expire oh there you go that is so that is a thing that i hear from people your age and it is absolutely not true it's not that they're going to make you sick it's just that after a while they all smell like sawdust well i'll use a 30 year old spice

And what happens is, when you're using a spice that's expired, the way to reanimate it is to heat it up. What? Yeah, it wakes it up. Microwaving? No, no, no, you put it on the stove top. Celery salt on the stove top. It wakes it up.

That's what you do. It's true. It's been 30 years. I don't know. I've never seen you do that, though. Well, because I have current fresh spices. No, you don't. I have current spices. I think this is a good Greg Cody show segment right now. I'm going to get a video of my dad's spice cabinet. You're welcome to. I'm doing my spice rack every five years. You hinted your dad cooks a good amount, though. No, he does. Yeah. But I've just seen that spice rack, and I don't see a lot of like... Movement? It's a lot of... No new players. It's...

Same roster. The paprika thing, it's mostly for color because it's... Well, it's a dash of red. It's in the pepper family and it's got very little flavor. Like if you... Paprika? Yeah, if you... You're not talking about smoked, just regular paprika. Right, regular paprika has very little flavor. Mild.

Take it, lick it off your palm and notice that... What am I tasting here? It just tastes like powder. It doesn't really have a flavor. It's because it's been expired for three years. No, no, no. No, he's right. Paprika doesn't have a strong enough taste. It's almost always for color. Yeah. Yeah. You want to liven up... It's not a spice of spiciness. Right. Agreed. You want to liven up a boring chicken breast, you put a little sprinkle of paprika on there. I also would be curious what your medicine cabinet...

expiration date situation looks like because I just like my parents at my boyfriend's parents house a few years ago during COVID I was looking for Advil or something and they had some sort of like ointment that had expired in like I want to say like 1998 and it was I was like I don't even think you lived here in 1998 like this came from another house. Some could say it would actually be more potent the older it is. I've taken like

Advil and Tylenol all the time. But how expired? A year or two, you're fine. Yeah, a year or two. Not decades. Yeah, I'm talking like 30 years ago. When the Berlin Wall was still up. Remember in Wolf of Wall Street, they take those Quaaludes that they think are expired and then all of a sudden... Delayed fuse. Bam. Why does ointment expire in the first place? I feel like...

ointment, you know, you can use a 40-year-old tube of ointment. It just might not do anything. But do you think it's one of those things where, like, a water bottle, like, the expiration date's not for the water, it's for the

packaging. I do think, I mean, like expiration dates, you can look this up. It's a con. I mean, most of them are just like they have to have an expiration date. So they conservatively estimate like a best buyer expiration date. You don't have to go like if it's been a couple of years and your Advil looks fine. I'm not saying take it because, you know, don't sue me if you do. How do you know if it doesn't look fine?

If it's stuck together, if the coating is gross and crusty, if it's been stored at a normal temperature, I'm not saying to do anything. I'm not a doctor. I'm not prescribing expired Advil. I think you're onto something because gel tabs would definitely show age. Compared to capsules? Capsules, no. They taste really good, by the way. I get the red coated Advil. Delicious. Little red 40 on it. Candy. Yeah.

By the way, guys, You Betcha is presented by DraftKings. Stay tuned because you'll hear more about DraftKings and all it has to offer throughout the show. DraftKings, the crown is yours. I'm going to throw it to Tony, the birthday boy. He has one for UFC this weekend. Yeah, UFC 304. We've got Leon Edwards versus Bilal Muhammad II.

I think that one is going to go to decision. So I think you get Leon by decision at plus 100. And then I think you get the fight to go to the distance also plus 200, Mike, I think we saw. So I don't know if you can parlay those together in the same game, but you can stake them independently. I think both of those are going to be good. Obviously, they coincide, so you're not betting against yourself.

At the time of recording, the go-to distance is minus 210, and Leon Edwards by decision is plus 100. Okay, so you got a nice little minus 210 plus 100. A little juice there. You can bet him separately. You betcha. You betcha. You betcha. I saw on the internet that you guys...

You know what? Hold on, really quick. That's five booms. Boom, boom, boom, boom. So I want to say this. You know how we've been talking about the MLB players having like... Dad, your phone's ringing. No, it's over there. I don't hear it. It's behind your phone. It's behind your phone. Hold it there, man. Chris, really left him out to drop. Who is it? I don't know.

You could make it silent if you want. I did. Do you guys ever get excited that the spam callers... Some of them say scam likely, but sometimes it's just like Modesto, California or someplace. Do you ever get excited like, what if this is the phone call that'll change my life? I always answer. You let it go to voicemail and it's like, I have information about your warranty. So when I was job searching after one of my numerous layoffs, I was always scared like,

damn, this might be the call for a job. I need to pick this up. And then it's like extended warranty or... The other day... Hi, is this Thomas? The other day it said under the number, we think this is probably not a scam. And I was like, okay, I'm gonna answer this. Wait, really? No, I didn't say that. I was gonna say, that's so wordy. It's scam-like, like,

it does say scam likely though getting getting back to the uh the celebration so you know how in the mlb when they hit a you know home run or they'll hit a double and the guy on second base like does like something and the whole rest of the team yeah we need to start one here for the show when somebody has a good take or a good point we hit it with a boom but we do it and we don't explain it to anybody just to people i'll get the sound i dropped a boom on dan and show the other day what i was like yeah i was like i get i was like that gets

That's amazing has that gone on your algorithm what boom no big justice anybody toilet how about that they bring the boom

Boom! That's what they do? No. He might see one this week. Now that Tua's involved, yeah. He might see one this week. Oh, you know what? I'm just going to show you. That was at the Zach Bryan concert. In South Florida? How about AJ and Big AJ? Do they live in South Florida? They're Boca guys. Oh, shit. We already talked about this. In the song. Come on. I already forgot. We bring the boom. That was like 20 minutes ago in the same episode. That's what we do. It's the expired ingredients. Boca might as well be South Georgia. Okay, here it is. I'm going to show... Oh, we have it on screen. Okay, perfect. We're going to show it on screen so Greg can see

Oh, not a video. Okay, then I'm going to have to show it. Who are those people? Okay, so the little kid is Big Justice. Yeah. And the guy to the left is his dad, AJ. They're like the latest internet sensation. They've gone crazy viral. They just do the... They go to different... I'm going to show him the video. They go to an Italian spot. A lot of Costco food reviews. I mean, come on. They're more than that. Show Greg the video. I'll insert it later. Big Justice! Even Tua's here at the Zach Bryan concert! Is this concert a boom or a doom? Boom!

can you imagine can you imagine you uh you and a young chris doing that for internet likes uh no yo me and my dad me and my dad recreating like that boom song dude that would be oh it's a whole song oh my god yeah i'll show you later you guys should definitely go to costco and do this for why don't we do a show featuring greg cody can we have an on-air meeting why don't we play things like we do on the regular show like you always want to in like

It's better if we're reacting to it. The thing is, you guys don't tell me what the fuck we're going to do before the show. And this stuff takes preparation. But you should always have an AJ and Big Justice video just in case. You should be able to know when we walk into the studio exactly where we're going to end up. I mean, you had the photo ready. I thought it was a video. Taylor pulled up the photo myself. I thought it was the video. I guess point for Taylor. Someone's pretty soon to show. Negative one for my point. We'll just check it out on YouTube later, which you won't, and see the work I'm doing. That's fine. It's okay.

You're right. I only listen to this in audio forms. I give Mike four booms. You know Mike Fontes? Boom! Boom! Boom! I have a little Friday tradition where I'll get in the car with Lehman and I'll be like, do you want to listen to Mystery Crate? And he'll be like, okay. And we listen to it together and I just listen back to it. Yeah. It's great. Nice. I never listen back. Half the time we talk about him, so. Yeah. That's true. You never listen to Mystery Crate? No, I watch it.

I support my guy, Mike Cortes. Well done. You don't do that either. Well done. You don't do that either. I know you don't. I love listening to Mystery Cat on Fridays. You have texted me before, like, about how you just listen, like, we listen to something. It's funny, and then I hear, I always hear stuff I missed when we're in studio. That is true. I've found, listening back to the show recently, not this show, the main show, like,

You don't hear a lot of things. I don't hear probably 60%. And a lot of times it's like right before I talk, so I'm going to fight through here. Right before I talk, all I'm thinking about is what I'm going to say. So I always miss the things said right before I talk. There was one time where I was like, I didn't hear any of that.

I get caught up in the air a lot, like looking up something or like I'll have someone come talk to me and then I'll come back and I'll say the same exact thing and then I'll realize you guys just said that and then I click a little, let's ski and I don't look like an idiot. This week I asked Dave Zirin, Zirin? Zirin, sorry. Like a siren but with a Z. Dave Zirin a question and then Dan started talking to me right after and I missed the answer because he was telling me it was a question

question of all questions so I never found out if we can have an ethical Olympics. I didn't know what your question was. I just heard the question being the question of questions and I was like, what did she say? And I'll repeat the question and I'll miss the answer. I think that's what happened. And then Dan does this. And you're like, I have nothing else. I just asked a great question. What do you want me to do? I can't hear anything. The other day when my mic didn't work,

I felt so alone. Wow. I really wanted to make you think you were a ghost. I was in the middle of telling Dan, I was like, pretend like you didn't hear Tony again. He didn't. And then Billy started talking to you and I was like, shit. That would have been a good bit though. I said like three things about the Puerto Rican National Team Center and then Dan didn't respond. And I was like, damn, okay, I thought Dan liked that. Okay, he doesn't care. Where I was going like 10 minutes ago when we got sidetracked,

The internet is telling me we got distracted with the booms! But, uh, do you guys ever eat the drumsticks with the peanuts on it? Yeah, I had one yesterday. You like the ice cream drumsticks, not like a chicken wing. Oh, you saw the same thing I saw. Yeah, I know where you're going with this. Oh, I don't know what this is. Tell me. Those things are fucking amazing. Yeah, well, they don't melt. They don't melt. I mean, go ahead and deliver it for me.

What do you mean they don't melt? They don't melt. I saw some internet video where they were just like... How do they not melt? It's ice cream. It's not ice cream. That's the thing. It's like some fake convoluted ice cream that when left out for like 12 hours, they cut into it and it's still... I don't believe that. It's like... The guy had it for like two weeks and it's still like... I saw that video like six months ago and I grabbed it yesterday and I ate that shit with a smile on my face. Are you eating right after? That's what I mean. That was like this thing

Which cereal had the bug in it a few years ago? Oh, the shrimp. Cinnamon Toast Crunch Shrimp. I went out that next day and was like, give me all the Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I hope there's a shrimp in

It doesn't make like that is like I'm still gonna crush what about the thumb that was in the chili at Wendy's you're like a hoax or something She had actually grabbed the thumb and placed it in there to try to sue Wendy's grab the No, the guy like one of the guy her husband's a construction worker and the guy cut it No, like one of another co-worker had done it and like they had this scheme like oh well It's already cut off and then they stuffed it in the chili to sue Wendy's. Yeah Wow what? Yeah, damn

I'll tell you this story. You better, you should put it up. Yeah, why not at all? Taylor, put that up for me, please. So wait, this video's claiming that drumsticks don't melt. Yeah. No, it's not claiming, it's showing. But I've eaten them before and they will drip out the bottom if you don't get to that shit quickly. I don't know. I've never seen dripping. Tony, we work in media and you can edit things.

And sometimes you say, hey, this has been out for 12 hours. It's really only been out like 30 seconds. No, no. You can tell because it's claim. Like our intro video that's like two minutes and then it counts down and then it jumps to one minute. Fastest two minutes in all of sports. Yeah, exactly. It's actually one minute. I didn't know Greg was so into Tai Chi. Yeah. You are into Tai Chi, aren't you? He has no record. Like, do you see the open that we play every show? Like, what are me and you doing? Yeah, where we're like going like this or something. Yeah. I'd forgotten, but yeah. Why did we do that? I don't know.

It's a good point. I love that Greg's saying this all off mic. Yeah, talk to the mic. It was like Becky and John Reed. Boom! Boom! Boom! I have a question for you guys. We got a doom there? Do you guys have purchases that you refuse to make on your phone?

Like what? What do you mean? Like when you order something that's a big purchase, you got to do it on the laptop? Yes. That sort of thing? Yes. Or when I do flights. I need to see all the possibilities of like what flight's this, what flight's that. Is my number correct? Is it a dollar amount thing or is it like you need to be focused thing? It might be a little both because I don't like making big purchases either. I made a big purchase on my phone. But like what was it? Like a couch or something? No. Well, I can say it. I don't care.

You know how you have to pay the tag tax deposit or whatever when you're buying a car? They're like, hey, yeah, you could just go on your phone and do it here. And then it did it through Apple Pay. And I was like, oh, wow, I spent a ton of money on my phone. No, no, I know, but still. Apple Pay makes things so easy. You're buying a car and it's on your phone. That's essentially the... When they do the Apple Pay and it's looking at your face and it's spinning, it's like, cha-ching!

I was like, ah, it's nothing better than like you get that check mark. I don't do it with my face. I do it with the double tap on the side. The face thing is difficult in the summer because sunglasses really throws the old face ID for a loop. I can wear sunglasses in my phone. Really? I don't think I have face ID set up on my phone. Why? I don't know. You never did it? The government. That's crazy.

For me, Fuentes, I usually buy the Delta app is very good for purchasing on like in the app. But if I'm doing like a multi-city travel or like a multi-day itinerary, you got to open the laptop and you got to have like seven tabs open. I agree. So Greg, you've ever booked, when's the last time you booked a flight? I've never bought anything on my iPhone. Are you,

Did you book your Ireland trip? When was the last time you booked a flight? I don't do that. Either the Herald does it for them or Mom. But before, you had to call a travel agent, right? Or would you just call the airline straight up? I mean, way back in the day, the Herald had a travel agent who booked everything. And she just got your info and she took care of it. Yeah. But like an airplane, didn't you just show up to the airport and be like, hey, I want a flight to Denver? While you're ripping a cigarette? Yeah.

Have you guys ever done I think I think it's the movie yes, man with Jim Carrey as recently This is like a dumb I remember the movie he he says yes to everything and one of the things like his girlfriend says let's let's go travel somewhere so like they go to the airport and it's like let's see where we're going like and that ever since I've seen that in that movie I've been intrigued that the idea of one time like me and my wife like kids out of town We just have like a weekend to ourselves like let's just go to the airport packing. Oh

Because it feels so impractical. That's what I mean. I get that. But it just seemed in this movie, when they just go there, it's like, all right, we're going to go the next flight. I love the idea of spontaneity, but I don't like the practice of spontaneity. You just reminded me, in the movie, it wasn't them picking a spot. It was they go to the airport. They go, what's your next flight out?

And it's like, wherever that is, that's where we're going. I tried to do this with a buddy of mine when I was like 22 and unemployed and had nothing to do. And I was like, we were like, all right, let's just one weekend. Let's just go to Fort Lauderdale airport. Ask for what the cheapest flight is in the next couple of hours. And let's take it. And then Orlando. And then the cheapest flight was Puerto Rico for $390. And we were like,

He wouldn't just go grab a drink at the bar and then tomorrow morning go to the beach. I was like, yep, that's what we're going to do instead. That's a decent spot. I tried so hard. I really wanted to, but it wasn't going to happen. Can you imagine you walk in, oh, what's your next flight? I don't care what it is. Book it. Bismarck, North Dakota. Honestly, that's kind of what I wanted. I wanted something really random. As long as it's going to be cheap. Let me spend a day in a random spot. Grit of death punishment. The next flight out. How about I just plan my own trip?

I would lie. If that was a grid of death punishment, I would go on FlightAware and I would map the entire thing out. It's New York! Oh, no! Guys, I'm going to do this on Tuesday at 345. Ah, shit, it's the Cayman Islands! Send the bill. Ah, fuck, Aruba! Oh, no. Greg?

I don't want to go someplace I don't want to go. You know, I'm not picking a random, totally random flight. End up going to Butte, Montana. Why? I've heard it's very pretty, though. Is it? Never been, but... I've heard that there are, like... There's, like, mystery vacations you can take. Like, companies where it's, like, you pay and... Ooh, that's a good mystery crate, mystery vacation tie-in sponsorship. Wow. Talk to them, yeah. Where's Cynthia? Cynthia? Yeah, I saw, and they tell you, like, pack for certain weather so you're not caught off guard. Yeah.

They send you to Siberia. Exactly. Bring a sweater. How about when Dan was like, we were camping in a tent. It was 50 and 60 degrees. As if that's like, oh no. How did he heat the water bottles? They probably had electricity. Right between the cheeks. You can admit now how skeptical you were of Ron's story. It's a safe space now. Yeah, no one can hear us. Except everybody out there. No, but they're not paying attention. Talking to the mic. I found it hard to believe that...

that it was a near-death experience. That's all. I agree. If I speak to Ron, and he's effusive about it and convinces me, of course I'm going to believe him. But to just hear that, I think the natural assumption is, well, that's got to be exaggerating a little bit. Come on. Like, was a buffalo that close? Or was it kind of far enough where you could make an escape if you really needed to? You've got to retell. Especially...

Ron McGill, of all people, because that guy has been in the wild with lions and tigers and bears. And the idea that this time...

It was a near-death experience. Keep track of the size of that buffalo. I feel like it's going to keep getting bigger. I'm very skeptical also. However, Greg, not Greg, sorry, Freudian slip, I guess. Ron may be the only credible Levitard show semi-regular guest that I actually would believe in this situation. But that's why he can get away with lying.

Because he's the most credible. And the other thing is... Some people don't believe that you hit the walls in Ireland. How quickly do buffalo run? Good question. I feel like I could outrun a buffalo, quite frankly. Depends which one. Josh Allen, I probably... Yeah, Josh Allen's pretty fast. That'd be tough. Or James Cook. Maybe the punter. What's the punter's name? They run up to 35 miles an hour. Jeff Punter? Josh Allen runs 35 miles an hour. That's hard to believe. That's crazy. How fast does Usain Bolt run? You can't tell me that he wouldn't outrun a buffalo. I think he runs like...

What's the average speed of a 70-year-old man? I think Tyreek Hill will hit 23 miles an hour. That's about Usain Bolt as well. 23.35 miles per hour. So you're telling me that a buffalo cannot run Usain Bolt? You're going to go to Buffalo. You're going to get killed by a buffalo.

In a short distance, though, I'd take Tyreek Hill over a buffalo. Yeah, quick speed may be fair. We're talking peak speed. I don't know, guys. I think it's a four legs. Buffalo's got four legs. Yeah, that's what the thing is. Dad, they're good. At age 70, generally, an easy pace for seniors should be around a 15-minute mile. But Greg can do six minutes, so. Yeah. They can do six minutes.

They can run 35 miles per hour for four hours straight. A buffalo? Yes. Wow. Let's time that. Bernie Pommely? Let's time that. Who's ever timed that before? Hey, this buffalo's been running 35 miles an hour for the last four hours. RedRunBison.com. What's on the Greg Cody show this week? I don't know. We haven't recorded it yet. Well, the last one. Sarah Spain. Oh, yeah, yeah. Sarah's on the show. Delightful. Delightful conversation with her. What did you guys talk about?

She's also been to Ireland. Ireland episode. Shared some Ireland stories. Sláinte. She was wonderful. I was going to try to do an Irish accent. That would have been terrible. Do it. Don't do that. I want Trump to say goodbye. Okay, goodbye. See you later.

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