Postgame Show: Beluga Esque (feat. Juju Gotti)
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How did Matt Ryan save your life? Dominique is eating. Hold on, Juju. This is a little bit rude, but Dominique just informed me he's got a very good metabolism and he needs to eat every three hours or he gets very hangry. Obnoxious. And so why did you just say as Juju came into the screen with his Matt Ryan jersey that Matt Ryan saved your life? Because I got traded to the Falcons and Matt Ryan's rookie year.

and they just got rid of things were really bad in atlanta and so in my contract year it's very important that you play well and play for a good team so you can get paid and so i get traded i'm like distraught when i get traded to um the falcons assuming they're going to be bad and i'm going to have a bad year for my contract year that's when i first started thinking about business school because i was like yeah i'm not going to like be a journeyman who never really hits it big

Then I get down there and I don't play in the first game because I get down there the week of the first game and Matt throws a touchdown pass on his very first pass. And then we go on to have a really good season. And part of having a good season, I obviously play well also. And you're on a good team, you make the playoffs, people pay those people money. So Matt Ryan, I mean, I was being hyperbolic, like,

That was pretty good. He made you a lot of money. Juju, why are you wearing, beyond always repping Atlanta, why are you wearing the Matt Ryan gear today? Any particular reason? Nah, just keeping it fresh, you know what I mean? Fresh and funky, as they say. I just happened to land on the Matt Ryan jersey today. You feel me? Salute to Matty Ice.

Zazz is now gone, but can we put that picture up again, please, for Juju to enjoy the picture of Zazzlo telling everybody on Earth and America and any continent where hockey is played that that is the way that you play hockey. What commentary do you have for us on Zazzlo making America great again there?

I wanted to say when Dominique said Beluga-esque, the scream that came out of my living room. The ask. So good. The ask. Also, Timbo Slice from YouTube says light bulb head ass. It does look like a light bulb. Damn. He do look like he's a good idea. Ha ha ha ha ha.

It's not just that it looks like a light bulb, also the color of certain light bulbs as well, I would say, a bit translucent. His pointer finger, the same exact shape as his head. That is indeed how it is that you play hockey. What else do you have in the way of commentary on today's meanderings, Juju?

I want to point out that the Tony betting street still lives on. You're welcome. He told you yesterday when he bets against the team, them boys capitalize. And my boy took one for the team yet again yesterday. Partly that with a little Leon dry side. Oh, gold. Guess who didn't score, buddy?

That was against the spread, though. Yeah, well, what he's saying, what Juju is saying is that if just pick against Tony, that Tony gets it totally wrong, so just don't take what he... It's sacrificial, Dan. You're missing. He took Edmonton with a goal and a half, and obviously they could have gotten many goals and a half and still not covered. Yes, that's right.

So we didn't discuss the greatest catch possibly in MLB history yesterday from Denzel Clark from the A's. Oh, my goodness. When I saw that, I was like, OK, I had to pause the hockey game and mosey on over there to the A's game of all games. I was like, yeah, salute to Denzel Clark.

One can only mosey over to an A's game. That's the only way you can go to an A's game. That's the only way to get over there? That's some 1005 Eastern television. That's something you have on. No, that's... They got the

Nobody darts over to an ace game. You're never darting over to an ace game. But I am often betting against the ace. I have been for two seasons, so I'm aware that they didn't play very well against the angels, but I have not seen the highlight. You haven't seen the catch? I have not seen the catch yet. Please describe it for me because that's not a highlight I've seen yet today. Athleticism.

He climbs up the wall and just like reaches like across his whole body. Very impressive. I think of Wesley Snipes in the Charlie Sheen movie. I forgot. Major League. Major League. Well, was it Wesley Snipes? No, wait a minute. In a second Major League movie, the character that I believe the Asian character. No, the Asian character, not Omar Epps.

ended up catching a ball while standing on the left field fence. Yes, I remember that. It wasn't even climbing over the fence. It was just standing on the left field wall. Let's all stare at Dan while he watches this. I just showed him the video because he had to see it. Appropriate response, Dan. He spun on the top of the wall. Incredible.

I assume we can't show it for whatever reason, so we're watching it on our phone, and it's damn impressive. That is crazy athleticism. Waste that athleticism in baseball. There can't be very much. That's got to feel better than hitting a home run, right? Robbing a home run where you're climbing and the upper half of your body is all the way over the fence has to feel, and you're the only one who knows that you have the ball. Right.

You're the only one in the park who knows. Got to work on that back pedal, Denzel.

Right. Speaking of backpedaling, working on your backpedaling, DeMarcus Cousins yesterday had the crowd. I don't know if that's Puerto Rico. He had them boys backpedaling. He almost had a, what is it, the palace with the Pacers, whatever it was called. Malice at the Palace. Malice at the Palace was almost again part two. DeMarcus Cousins against the entire crowd yesterday. Luckily, that brother got out of their safe.

And a fan. I don't think that... Juju, I would take that the other way. An army of people are coming after DeMarcus Cousins. I got DeMarcus Cousins. I'm going to worry about the fans there more than I'm going to worry about DeMarcus Cousins. I don't think anybody wants those particular problems. It was in the Puerto Rican league. He plays for the Mets at Wainable. Okay.

Okay, how bad is that video, though? Is he still playing that guy from the Puerto Rican national team, Ortiz, who's like 47 years old with gel in his hair? Do you know who I'm talking about? Who's in that Puerto Rican league? Carlos Arroyo? There's a bunch of good players in the Puerto Rican league, Dan. Hassan Whiteside's out there. What? DeMarcus Cousins, we're in agreement that those—

people should be afraid if they're trying to fight DeMarcus Cousins. That will not go well for people. Yeah, it started courtside with a heckling fan, which in my opinion, like, fan, what are you doing? Do you know who you're heckling? Have you not seen the tapes? But he started there, got kicked out of the game, and then the whole way to the locker room, fans were throwing stuff at him, so he was trying to retaliate. He slipped and fell through the grace of God, because if he would have been let loose, I

I don't know. We'll be having a whole different conversation about this. This might have led the show today. Seems like the wrong person to disrespect. Yeah. Who's the right person to disrespect? Well, not him. Not him. I don't know who you would select. Not Eddie Royal.

No. I select David Sampson. That's the right person to disrespect because we forgot to remember the last about a month ago. Carlos Alcarez was like, I chose happiness over massive success because happiness is success.

And David Sampson came over, what a loser. Loser behavior. He's never going to be anything. And he gave us one of the most entertaining, best matches ever on Sunday against a winner, the number one person in the world, which I will argue that happiness inside of him probably had him able to go through the different modes of, man, you know what? I'm going to lock in. Man, and then he was pumping the crowd up while he was gone. I feel like that happiness is very important. So, yeah, David Sampson,

Ugh, another one. Does it make you a little sad that the Mets are 9-18 and Boogie's there on that team, 9-18? Yeah. The Mets. I pictured him playing baseball now. That was a funny visual. Excellent work by you, Chris. He's like on the mound with a baseball hat. He has the caliber of bad takes, though. That one is a good one to remind people of because that was something we were talking about a couple of months ago. I meant to do this earlier. Another one.

You wanted to talk, Dominique, and we didn't have anybody here who had seen any of the BET Awards because evidently Dominique didn't watch hockey last night and he faked his way through the show today because he was actually watching the BET Awards instead. Yeah.

I mean, y'all, I felt like the universe was testing me. I watched a little bit of hockey. He's trying to give the show range. He knew that we would have the hockey covered, so he's like, I'll cover this. No. I was like, if the world ended right now, I don't want it to end with the BET Awards on TV and me watching hockey. I just couldn't have it, so...

Luckily, God bless me, I got a little three TV set up. So I had the BET Awards on the second guy. What about sound? What was the sound in the BET Awards? Oh, the sound was in Sunrise. You best please me. Yeah, shut down city. Let's go. See red. All right. And I do agree with you, Dominique. I don't know how or when. Maybe I don't know his backstory, but Teddy Swim's being invited to the cookout.

I don't know. That's above my pay grade, I guess. I was stunned. I mean, that thing, that one song, that thing goes. However... Lose control. Yeah. I'm going to need you to do a little bit more. I did a little research. I believe his wife, she down with us. However...

I'm going to need to do a little bit more. I thought we learned our lesson in the past. You can't just come on over here, man. You know what it means, Tony. You know what it means, Tony. By association. I'm locked in on Los Vaqueros de Bayamón, who JaVale McGee is the center. And Danilo Gallinari is the forward. You can find some good names in there. Ronaldo Balkman is still playing. Yes, that is a good perusal for the internet. Good team. That is a good use of your internet time.

21 and 7, by the way. Stevie Wonder also admitted last night that he had watched the film on his tribute video. So it better be good. Salute to Stevie, man. He used the verb watched.

He said he watched it. And he watched the edit, so it better be good. Also, shock of the year last night, Glorilla. Who would have thought? This is a real sentence that I'm saying. Glorilla did a tap dance number and won the BET Award for Best Gospel Song. What? What?

That is a real thing that happened last night. Salute the glow. I mean, this is in collaboration with Kirk Franklin. Stomp. Right.

Dan, would you like to know where Montrezl Harrell is? No. Los Gigantes de Carolina. Oh, my God. Sixth man of the year, Montrezl Harrell. We have a fun all-star game to watch. I also learned that Glorilla's middle name, because this was one of the bits that Kevin Hart, who was hosting, was doing, was calling out people's full government name. Middle name. Hallelujah.

Gloria Hallelujah Woods. Oh, that's fire. She should name an album. That's a great middle name. Gospel. You see? Like, it seems a little less ridiculous now when you know her middle name.

Hallelujah. Word. Right. And Mr. 106 in part reminded us to keep respect on his name. That's Lil Bow Wow last night. Even though he performed like you with Ciara in the crowd, hoping and praying that she didn't get invited on stage. That was outrageous. She done moved on to bigger and better things. I guess she didn't want to perform. I was surprised. I was like, she's right there. Is there some beef that I didn't know about?

Put it on the poll, please. Is Hallelujah a great middle name at Levitard Show? I don't believe we will do better in these polls than the question, did they not boo the guy roller skating to Lou Rawls because he marched during the Civil Rights Movement? But we'll see. We'll find out together. Roy, you still have a stat of the day, correct? We were supposed to get to a stat of the day a little bit earlier. So before we get to the polls, can we do the stat of the day that we were supposed to get to?

Start of the day, start of the day, it is the start of the day.

Stata today is presented by Miller Lite. At 37 years old, Brad Marchand is the oldest player to score in the first three games.

of the Stanley Cup Final. He's also the first player in NHL history to score in a Stanley Cup Final overtime and also score the first goal of the very next game. Eat shit, Mike. It's going to be an all-time bad take. He's going to win like final MVP. Sorry, I didn't do that correctly. Dan, where can you see a pick and roll of Brandon Knight and Jaleel Okafor, Dan? Yeah.

Thank you, Tony. Roy, we got like a three-man race right now for Conn Smythe, right? It'd be Bob, Marshawn, and Bennett, right? Yeah. Yeah. Well, maybe not Bob because the first two games of the series. He had 86 saves the first two games, I think, combined. Yeah, but he allowed nine goals. Yeah, maybe a distant third on that one, but yeah, he's up there. How many bad goals, though? The polls, please, Juju. What did we have today?

What's worse, a fractured throat or a fractured testicle? 68% of the audience says a fractured testicle. Damn.

Ouch. Did you know that you could fracture your throat? 76% of the audience says, no, they did not know that. Neither did I. Is gazpacho a soup? It's big. 67% of the audience says, yes, it is. Wow. It's got to be warm. It can't be cold. It can't be a soup and cold. Refreshing. Right. I think we got the audience right here in this window. The next poll. Does a soup have to be warm?

59% of the audience says yes, it does. What are we doing, audience? Inconsistent people on the internet. I never thought that would be. Plain bowl shark. Better soup, lobster bisque or clam chowder? Chowder. 57% of the audience says lobster bisque. Talk about chowder. What's the matter with you? Lobster bisque is just like, give me some lobster in there. It's all just like a broth.

Speaking of crustaceans, where can you see a front line of Kenneth Fareed, Jared Sullinger, and Hasan Whiteside? Los Cangrejeros. Kenneth Fareed, the man of Los Cangrejeros de Santuzza, Dan. Should gazpacho be kicked out of the soup family? 65% of the audience says yes, it should. These are inconsistent polls. They're all contradictory. They said it is a soup, but it should be kicked out.

okay that's not contradictory that the contradictory one is you know that soup should be hot i got it bullshit out there i got a little can't it's a little stumble on contradictory but i got that can't sit here gazpacho yeah in new york do you have to shove 89 of the audience says yes you do

Did the guy on roller skates not get booed because he was a part of the civil rights movement? Guy on roller skates to Lou Rawls. It's an important detail. Still, 58% of the audience says yes. That's a good day of polls.

Right. Do we have to make sure that Shoney's never dies? 64% of the audience says yes, we do. 1% for every location. Right. Salute to Danny. Are you ever getting Tom Cruise on your podcast? 90% of the audience says no. I don't know. Keep your eyes blue to Pete and Sebastian show. Just having fun, man.

Is there such a thing as a beautiful, fast, casual seafood restaurant? Big, big. 68% of the audience says no, there is not. Captain Deez! Fun fact, I worked at a Captain Deez in high school. Stole a lot of hush puppies in my day, as I say. You got to steal the hush puppies if you're working at Captain Deez. Everybody's doing that.

did you know i'm taking hush puppies only y'all can keep this fish and shrimp it's fine right pay me a hush puppy did you know that an octopus could take out a shark 54 of the audience says yes they did know that okay look at the big brain on the audience you know everything about the octopi congratulations

All right. And last poll. Do you know what to do when a gorilla grabs your shirt? 91% of the audience says no, they do not. And those are your polls. I'm pretty sure it's octopi. No, it's pusses. Look it up. People like to say pie because it's funny, but it's pusses. It's definitely not fishes, what Rahm Egil said earlier. Salute to Rahm Egil.