Postgame Show: I Happen to Have a Few Questions for You (feat. Juju Gotti)
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Amin, why are you saying here, before we get to Juju, why are you saying that streaming is dead? Well, actually, I wanted to talk about this yesterday with Greg Cody because he was talking about how much he loves that show Mobland. And Mobland, it was a phenomenal show on Paramount+, A-listers, Tom Hardy, Pierce Brosnan, Helen Mirren. And it turns out that it's in jeopardy of not getting renewed despite being really good because the numbers just aren't there. It's a big cap.

Cast. That's an expensive cast, sounds like. Well, yeah, connected to that, the Disney Plus show Andor, season two just wrapped up. It's done incredibly because it's the Star Wars show that's for people who don't watch Star Wars. It's very gritty. It's very grounded in reality. And Tony Gilroy, who's a showrunner, he's the guy behind Michael Clayton and other great movies that you might love. He said, basically, Disney told him, we're out of streaming after this in terms of TV shows.

We're going back to just put it into movies. And the idea here is that they just found that it's not a worthwhile business model to be sinking premium money into creating premium content for streaming. Can actors or actresses take a role that then ruins their reputation for you? Do you have anything? Because...

I was, we had like the family over this weekend, they were talking about that, they were talking about Helen Mirren, and Helen Mirren is one of the, you know, actors or actresses that gets the classical, well, she's classically trained from the theater. And everyone was saying, oh yeah, classically trained from the theater, classically trained from the theater. Like, this is this big respectful thing. I go, she's in like four Fast and Furious movies. Like, let's relax with how great Helen Mirren is. Like, she is in the Fast and the Furious now. No more classically trained for Helen Mirren. Fast and the Furious. Yeah.

I thought that that was the greatest praise an actor could get in your world. It is the greatest praise in my world. In my world, one of the biggest insults is classically trained from the theater. So when they're saying that, oh, Helen Mirren, I was like, no, that's Jason Statham's mom. Like, enough with the theater situation. Juju, before we get to you, I do want to just sort of be curious about why it is that Mobland wouldn't be renewed, but and just like that.

is renewed, the Sex and the City spinoff on Max. When that show needed to die... Sex sells, though, Dan. Oh, but this is not the kind of sex that sells. Do you think that... It's Sex and the City. Okay, so fine. Miranda with Rosie O'Donnell is the sex that sells. At Levitard Show, put it on the poll, is...

Miranda with Rosie O'Donnell, the sex that sells. Juju, what is the fan commentary that we have on today's show? What is the criticism that people are levying at us today? Miranda?

Good to be here. Happy Pride Month to the community out there. You feel me? Joseph Joe Lights from Twitter says, I'm not letting Dan claim flan as Cuban. And he put up an article where it says flan is a Spanish and Mexican dessert. Hmm.

It's in Spanish because Spanish kind of did all that. Also, I've been corrected by my brethren. Even though we call it creme caramel in Sudan, it's not actually creme caramel. It's flan, but we just call it that. Yes. Living Sleazy also says, someone tell Dan that flan belongs to all Latinos, not just Cubans. Breakfast flan.

No more beat because Billy's mad at me. Tony, what are your thoughts here? Billy, what are your thoughts on Cuba being flan? That getting to be ours. Cuba was flan. I'd swim right now. Breakfast flan. You'd risk communism in order to get to breakfast flan? I've been through a lot worse, Dan.

Did you guys not think, do I have this wrong, Billy and Tony, did you not think that flan was Cuban? I think that the word flan is Cuban, right? So when I think of that,

That's what I think of, but I think people have it by other names, and it's kind of the same dish. It just goes by different names. Breakfast, fly. I was looking up where everything was from yesterday because I feel like we do claim everything. So I was like, I don't know. Like, taquinos, I think, are Venezuelan. I was looking up, like, everything to see exactly where it came from. Yeah. I mean, again, I got a Cuban bakery, but I don't know its land of origin. Cuban bread, ours. I know it's the destination, though.

In my belly. The word flan is French. The earliest settlers in Cuba were French. That's why my last name is the bastard. Breakfast flan. Ha ha.

Also, I think the show Mobland, I think it's just it fell victim to being on Paramount+. If it was on Max, then it would be all over the world right now. But no one asked me that. I'm so sorry. What do you mean? What are you sorry about? We were talking about it right before you came on. There are all sorts of opinions given out here that no one is given permission to give. Right.

I don't know why you're apologizing for your opinion. Before we get to polls, though, what else do you have for us today? You know what we haven't talked about? Everyone's watching the softball. There is a lot of televised softball going on. Massive ratings, yes. But we are not among those who are watching the softball.

Yeah, I watched them. I'm locked in. Yesterday, Oklahoma versus Texas Tech. Oh, my goodness. So much drama. They had a shutout pitch into the bottom of the seventh inning where Oklahoma had one strike left, hit a home run to tie the game, two-round homer, and then Texas Tech came back in the bottom of the inning and closed the deal. Oklahoma, who has...

pretty much one of the winningest softball teams in history. There was like seven consecutive World Series appearances, if not championships. You know what I mean? I think they...

In my opinion, I think those women deserve a league, a professional softball league. We should have one. Start off with like eight teams or so, you know what I mean? Because I think these little girls, they love this. And it's a shame that this is the highest level of softball other than the Olympics that we get. Juju, I have a question for you. You mentioned that one of the teams had seven straight championship appearances. Is that a...

knowledge that Juju has because I've been a softball fan forever. B, knowledge that Juju has because it was mentioned on the broadcast. Or C, knowledge that Juju has because he went and did the homework and the research once he started getting into softball.

Now, I was watching them on the game when they kept saying it. And so I was locked in just to tune in. They got the best pitcher at Texas Tech. I can't even think of her name on the spot right now. But she's the first millionaire NIL pitcher ever. Good for her. I was just rooting for her. You know what I mean? I was rooting for her. And then whenever she –

I almost blew it at the end. My heart was broken. But they kept hammering it over my head how good Oklahoma has been. Isn't it some sort of ridiculous upset that Texas Tech beat Oklahoma for the first time in a long time? One of the things you said about World Series appearances, I don't think it's possible that Oklahoma has won seven straight titles. They've probably made seven straight appearances in the bidding for the title. But wasn't Texas Tech beating them as like a 13 or something?

Right, 12. Okay, so one of the larger upsets you're going to find, and no one's ever expecting, I guess, Oklahoma to lose to Texas Tech in that situation. Juju, you asked for and you received. Launching in June 2025 is an AUSL Athletes Unlimited Softball League, Professional Women's Softball League featuring four teams playing a 24-game season in a traditional format.

So you asked, and they delivered. Athletes Unlimited, they also did the basketball. That's where my celebrity game Bad Shot is from. It's from the Athletes Unlimited women's... Viral decontextualization. Yeah, viral decontextualization. I believe Kim Ang runs that league. She's the commissioner of the league. Jenny Finch is an advisor. So yeah, it's coming together. Oklahoma has won four consecutive NCAA titles, made it to H-Trip. Dynasty?

Definitely Dynasty. And the pitcher's name is Nigery Kennedy. Nigel, salute to Nigel. Can you give us any commentary on the beef between Bill Simmons and Pablo Torre? It seems everyone at Metal Ark Media is siding with Bill Simmons for some reason. Not true. I don't understand what's happening there.

I definitely side with Pablo for sure. Because Bill Simmons, you know, Bill Simmons, he came at me on social media a couple weeks ago. You know what I mean? Went under the radar when he tried to get us back or something. But neither here nor there. I still give Bill Simmons the credit for having Pablo on his show. I know Pablo would have loved for him to be on the show.

Pablo Torre finds out. But I'm sure that Bill was like, nah, never. I still want the smoke. And he didn't doubt the smoke. A lot of people could be keyboard warriors. So I commend both of those brothers for stepping up to the task. And hopefully it remains civil because we know how Pablo gets. Juju, here's the problem, Juju. You were saying, oh, yeah, he wants the smoke. But again, it's not a live show. So he could go on there and Pablo can ask the questions that you don't want me to ask about. And then...

Bill can go chop, chop, chop, edit, edit, edit, edit, and it comes out. It just comes out as like Pablo's like duh, and Bill's like oh, it's cool. Then you pull a Tim Dillon with CNN and say put it all out, and then they do it, and then you get to win on the back end. Yeah. That's also a Shannon Sharp, put it all out. What were you laughing about there, Billy? What was so funny? I just said that's quite an accusation.

I mean, I'm just saying he could do that. It is a big accusation. He could do that, and you are just saying it, but you're claiming some great immorality and editing that would embarrass Pablo and favor Bill. It's a reckless speculation. You think Bill is going to favor Pablo and embarrass himself on his own show? I don't know why you'd assume anybody would be embarrassed in that scenario. It's on Bill's home court. Which podcast is it on?

Is it Bill Simmons podcast or is it on the rewatchables, which is the podcast where it happened? Because it'd be great if he has Pablo on and they don't talk about it at all. They just rewatch an old movie. They just talk about heaven can wait. Yeah. File. Pablo would not let that injustice happen, though. You think Pablo going to let that happen from the creators of Jordan and the crew? Nah. If it is an injustice, he going to talk about it on Pablo. Torrey finds out.

100%. Dan, again, the quote is, since you have such a strong public opinion about my work, I happen to have a few questions for you specifically. You think they're just going to go over there and just say, oh, it was a misunderstanding? No, Pablo's coming in with questions. Questions that...

could be damaging to Bill Simmons. Juju, do you like the idea of a either television detective or someone dressed like Pablo coming in and their signature phrase after opening up a briefcase being, I happen to have a few questions for you.

I love it. I love it 100%. Damn, we also workshopped the end of the cold open to the first episode. He does that bit that you just said and the guy is left like shaking and he's sweating and he's like pale and as Pablo's walking out, it's like, who is this guy? And he turns around and he's like, I'm Pablo Torre and I find out and he throws a toothpick at him and we get the opening credits.

Okay. I thought it was fine the way that it was, but now we're... That's why you're not TV. It needs a little bit more. It needs a little bit more. So the exploding toothpick of threat... That makes everything. Okay. An exploding toothpick is what you've added to the mix. Slow motion walking away with the explosion bomb. It's something. All he has is questions. Is it...

getting embedded in Simmons' forehead. What's happening with the toothpick? It's just exploding? It's a good thing. It just has to get close enough. It doesn't have to exactly hit the target because it explodes. So it's a toothpick that acts as a grenade. Excellent. It couldn't be enough to be a briefcase and a detective. Now we have to throw an exploding toothpick in the mix.

to make it just a little better than that. Imagine if that's how it all ends for Pablo, right? He's there finding out, but he's really just blowing up all these investigations with, like, explosions, and then he goes to prison for mass murder. Loser. And then he can be a countless man. At Levitard's show, it was good enough the way that I was doing it. We didn't need the exploding toothpicks. At Levitard's show, what are the poll questions today that people, and yesterday, since you weren't here, if you've got any from yesterday. We've had a lot of them the last two days.

Hell yeah. Is Kevin Costner sneaky tall? 75% of the audience says yes, he is. 6'1 was a stunner. I did not have him over six feet. Right. Would you like to eat a hot dog that is made of alligator? 54% of the audience says yes, they would. Really? 46% of cowards. Wow, that is. He walked out on Duke and decided to stay in the NBA draft.

He blew it. Did the Knicks finish in third place? 58% of the audience says no, he may not. Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. Ridiculous. I'm sorry, Stugatz. Mathematically, they did. According to Thibodeau, they did. According to the internet, they did not. Loser. Is the bronze medalist a winner or a loser?

55% of the audience says a loser. This is American exceptionalism, right? Around the world, bronze medal is something that is greeted with honor and respect. Here we're like, you loser. Loser. I mean, let's think for a second. Third place. Is anyone listening to this third place in the world at anything?

Good enough to be third place in the world at anything. Having my keys in the wrong pocket when I'm approaching my front door. There might be somebody listening to this who is saying that I am not...

Third place, I'm first place in seeing a live microphone at a lacrosse game and saying that Sacred Heart, a lot of people are saying that they are filled with diarrhea. But other than that, I don't think there's anyone listening to this that can claim to finish top three in the world at anything. A lot of people saying Sacred Heart has diarrhea. I'm third place best in the world at picking the shopping cart with the squeaky wheel. Oh, I hate that. Yeah.

Does alligator taste like chicken that has been swimming? 78% of the audience says yes. Which hurts more? People thinking you're lazy or people thinking you're dumb? Both. 72% of the audience says people thinking you're dumb hurts a little more. Is a sandwich a finger food? 58% of the audience says yes.

What? Only if it's cut up into like fours. Very small pieces. What are we talking about? It can't be a full sandwich. No, a sandwich is not a... A sandwich is a sandwich! It's gotta be a tiny sandwich. If it's a tiny sandwich, it's a finger food. Well, that's what we're saying. If you cut it up in fours... And also, you gotta be able to do this. That's important. Do you take your hat off when you give someone a tip of the cap? Hmm.

64% of the audience says, yes, you do. No, I'm doing it wrong. Thank you. You don't just do this, Chris. You don't just tip your cap. That's hats off! It is different. Hats off is different than tip of the cap. So for hats off, do you just tip the end of your cap? What are we doing here? It's different. Is it humanly possible to be great as the quarterback for the New York Jets? 100%. 88% of the audience says, no, it is not.

Favorite ice cream to order from an ice cream truck. Wow. The choices were strawberry shortcake bars, Choco Taco, Push Pops, and Bomb Pops. 39% of the audience says Choco Tacos. Congratulations, Tony. They're good. Can never have one again. I'm just picturing the 12% of those Jets fans like, no, it is possible. I'm voting. I'm voting no. Greeny.

Yeah, Greeny voted for sure. Stu got definitely voted on that one. I'm the one who said Justin Fields has no chance of being great. More versatile food, potato or tomato? 76% of the audience says potato. Whoa! That's just the potato being more popular than the tomato. That is bullshit. That is bullshit. You cannot make that claim.

Are potatoes made of vodka? 51% of the audience says yes, they are. A big win for Tony. A big win. What delicious condiment do you get from potatoes? Nothing. Ridiculous. It is ridiculous. You're so right. But what tomato do you put a condiment on? Good question. Did you know that the crow slash raven is the smartest bird in the world?

66% of the audience says, yes, they knew that. That's nonsense.