Postgame Show: Showdynasty
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You can't be doing that. You can't be doing that. That's not decent. That's not a way to be. That's not decent. Yeah, we had our anniversary dinner. She got her present. That's it. We're good. The 23rd will come and go. There will be an IG post. I've already done my thing.

Done. Yeah. Done. Taylor. Best married guy play ever. Taylor. You know that, right? Video games. You've got to outlaw anybody with over three stars of prestige. They're also doing custom conferences, too. But that's part of the fun. Whoa, out the gates they're starting custom conferences? This is not real life. What are you doing? We've got to do a show dynasty. We live in a society. I'll do a show dynasty, but you have to have...

Are you saying you can put him in the SEC, put him in the Big Ten? Right now, what you're saying, that is zero interest to him. You guys are not serious people. Tony has LSU and the ACC. No. Stop taking liberties with the sports. You are not serious people. I can't work with this. LSU could never be in the ACC. No, that's what –

I mean, the Astros could never be in the American League. What are we doing? We said that about Cal. They could never be in the ACC. And in real life, we are here. You've got to have, like, a respect for the forefathers that came before you. No one started... Everyone still talks about their online dynasties, and you never hear about, man, I...

I took this ragtag group from Alabama and the Tide finally made it to the – you don't do that. Coach Duggs becomes a phenomenon because he's doing it at the grassroots level. He did it at Toledo. He's a forefather. You got to do it at Toledo. So what if we do show dynasty? You guys are too young. I said it. You're too young. We're all the teams in the MAAC. Only MAAC. Yeah, only MAAC-tion. I'll join that. I'll do that show dynasty. We start in the MAAC. And if, you know, in year three –

You know, Central Michigan gets an offer from the Big Ten? Great. That's fine. You earned it. But you've got to f***ing earn your prestige, guys. I had the 28th pick. Nobody picked LSU. I picked LSU. Nobody picks LSU because they're decent human beings, pal. No, all the other teams were taken already. No, you don't do that. LSU is not—you don't consider LSU. You consider Western Kentucky. That's what you do. My second choice is Hawaii. Ah, the Hilltoppers. I don't know what their prestige is at.

Hawaii is a fine place to start. It's hard to recruit and tons of uniform combinations. You get that program going, it's going to be tough to leave. You may get an offer from the Pac-12. They're looking to expand. They're only two teams. They have open bars. They're looking. You can build something special out of Hawaii. I had to keep up with the Joneses, Mike. That's why. At some point, someone has to rise up above the chaos and say what needs to be said.

you can't have blue chip programs somebody pick Texas somebody pick Georgia SC Miami they're not enjoying the game look I'm going to have my Miami dynasty like everybody else but that's not going to be publicized that's for me I'll start there I know I can build Miami into a winner I got a great recruiting base I got the

I've got the facilities. You're literally doing it right now. I'm doing it right now in real life. I can certainly do it in a video game. I like my chances more in a video game. That's not going to be rewarding. What's going to be rewarding to me is taking Toledo, is taking Central Michigan. Can you imagine the Chippewas being the second name someone talks about when they're talking about great college football programs? Wolverines, Crimson Tide, Chippewas. That's what I want.

That's where the wins are. Do it with the Chippewas. You're right. I'm agreeing with you. Who picks Texas? Who did pick Texas? I don't know who picked Texas. You can get Texas after 16 years of your dynasty. Charles picked Georgia. You can't do that. He did it. You can't. Georgia State you can do. Georgia State, now that is a pearl. You're in a major city. Direct flights. You get Georgia, which is up there with Florida now in terms of a hotbed of recruiting. That's fine.

Georgia State. Great. What if Taylor dresses like Bear Bryant, though, for the streams? You have to dress. That helps. Does your coach have your same name? Taylor, does your coach have your same name? You've got to create an avatar. Taylor's not in here. He said no. You've got to create an avatar. My head coach is Cameron Poe, and he looks just like Cameron Poe from Con Air. Hell yeah. Can you imagine going into Nevada? You look to the sideline, and you see Cameron Poe with a Nevada Wolfpack visor. I'd

I'd be scared. Taylor said he's going to buy the Bear Bryant hat. He's going to have the houndstooth hat. Because you earn it. You've got to make your own thing, pal. Where are you going to find that hat? It's just a fedora, right? It's a special kind of fedora. You can't swaggerjack Bear Bryant, dude. You've got to make your own hat. Right. Anyway. Was that postgame? You want to impress me? I have no idea what it was. You want to impress me? Get one of those little yarmulkes with the spinner on top.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that you see on like Spanish TV and whatnot on late night variety shows. Wear that on the sidelines and you can make that a thing because if you're successful, you can make anything a thing. Just ridiculous. You should do the Al Golden suit and tie. Make me take you seriously in that hat. I like that. It's the hat from Animal House if anyone wants to look it up. I'm sickened by what I heard. Who would want it? 30 people too. Like this thing is over before it gets going. You're not going to enjoy this. Hmm.

Look, I'm going to enjoy it because of the game. I'm going to enjoy it. But I'm also going to have my own team where I'm going to play as Hawaii or I'm going to play as somebody else that I'll bring them up to prominence. I'm sad that you're enjoying it. Do it with Bowling Green. That's fun. It's not fun. It's not fun.

Summer's the best time to run the way you want. Dial it up with new challenges and programs and bring your workouts with you to make the most of outside sunny days. Stugatz, guess what? What? You know what you can do with Peloton? What? Get the app, go outside, ride a bike. Well, I thought you ride Peloton inside. Well, you do. You can ride Peloton inside if it's a rainy day or if it's cloudy or you just don't want to get outside. Maybe it's too hot.

It's summertime. Go outside. I record a lot from my office with you and you've noticed it's sitting there yet. It hasn't been used. Well, now's the time. Summer's the best time to start that push. Right. Can we do it together? Not on the same bike, but we could join a class together. I used to do that. We used to have Guillermo Tan. I'd invite people. We'd all take a class together. Okay. So I think you're starting to get concerned about my health and my age, Billy. I,

I sense that with you. We're beyond starting. Okay. Whatever road lies ahead, your training starts here with Peloton Tread and Tread Plus. It's not just a bike, a treadmill too. I'm going to go outside. I'm going to get in shape. I'm going to do it with Billy Gill. I want to be in your class. I want you to be my instructor. You know what? I won't be your instructor. You don't want to spend more time with me. No, I can schedule a class and we can ride together. I won't be the instructor of the class. We can have Camila could be our instructor. I like the Grateful Dead class. My daughter, she uses the Peloton. Mm-hmm.

She was on it once and an instructor who was playing Grateful Dead tunes. Let's do that. Okay. Why don't we go for a run outside? Guided run. Peloton. Me and you. That's something we can do together. Okay. Turn on the app. Me and you go outside. Enjoy the summer. Call yourself a runner with Peloton at onepeloton.com slash running. All right.