Best Kiss Marry Kill Game Part 3
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- First one we have is Flynn Rider. - Flynn Rider. - We married Mary in every lifetime. - What the-- - Wow. - Absolutely. - Wow. - Even this lifetime? - You know what, that one kinda hit home for me. - All right, the next one is me. - I'm gonna go ahead and kill you. - What?

- Kenzie says, "Next time Kate butts into our relationship, you should tell her that it's okay because that's like the third time she's done it. And Kate for some reason thinks there's an issue that she needs to like step in." - I will admit right now that it has always been in the back of my mind that Maverick talks to Kenzie in a way that I don't think a husband should speak to his wife.

Last night, Matt almost lost his mind about this candy. We're laying down, right? Candy, Matt? It was evil what she did. You're eating in the pod? Hold on. Did you take his candy? No, just listen. Because if you took his candy, I'm on his side. Worse. It's like, what time was it? Midnight? We're already in bed. We've been laying down for like 30 minutes. And he violently looks over at me. He's like, where's my candy? I was like...

- I don't know. - I don't understand. You ever get those like feelings when you're sleeping and then you wake up and you're like, I have candy. - Yeah, you know, I do actually. It's funny because you know, that Kinsey says that because you know, I was looking in my candy stash by my bed and I noticed it was gone, Mav. - I actually took his candy. - Yes, the candy he's eating right now is from my bedside. - Well, wait, why would you take

You didn't even know you had them. Yeah, I didn't, but I would have looked through his basket. Dane gave us the candy, and I assumed, you know, he gave it to all of us. No, he gave me the candy, Matt. Were you there when he gave me the candy? No, but it was probably like a to-the-house kind of candy thing. No, no. It was probably not you first. No.

It's to everyone. Anyways, Kinsey, what did he do with his stolen candy? No, so he like flips out, right? He's like, where's my candy? And I was like, I don't know. He's like, what did you, what did you do with it? And I'm just jokingly, I was like, oh no, is it the freeze dried candy? And he was like, yes, my freeze dried candy. I'm panicked at this point. Y'all understand, she sold it. She was like,

Where's my candy? And he was like, he immediately stands up off of the bed and he looks at me and he's like, you did not throw it away, did you? And I was like, I might have. We cleaned out the room. I had Alex take everything to the dump. And he was like, you wouldn't throw away my candy. You wouldn't. And I was like, chill, you can get some more. He starts pacing. He's not racing.

He still thinks he doesn't have a sugar addiction. You have a candy stand. Should I go next to your bed right now? Listen, he's freaking out. He's pacing back and forth in the bedroom. He's like, I can't believe you would do that. He walks over to my side of the bed and on my nightstand I have nice stuff. On his side of the nightstand. He picks up my candle. He's like, you want to throw something away of mine that I wasn't finished?

with and he like opens it up and he's like looks like this is halfway finished it's basically trash and he goes and throws my

away what the hell that was her argument for my candy she goes well it had been open for a couple days so i said oh this looks like it's been open a couple days oh my god this goes hand in hand with the conversation me and you had today kate had a conversation today to me about you and she might be right i told her she wasn't but she might be i said you need to stay out of their relationship but you know what she was right i actually i said i said i do stay out of it i i just think that

- Y'all are gonna think I'm so involved, but listen, when you live with people, you pick up on literally everything and every day, at least once a day, Maverick says something to Kinsey in a tone or something he says that just sounds straight up rude. - I'm gonna believe this. I have to say it now. She told me not to say it, but I have to say it now. - Okay, wait, pause. Before you say it, there are some times when Kate is correct in that, okay? - Oh, very rarely.

Harper, have you seen Maverick Babyroom Dickensy? No. Thank you for the backup here. I want to finish the candy story, but here we are. So you said what you said last night. Why are you doing that, man? What did I say last night?

- About the dishwasher or something? - Oh, because last night Maverick gets this new spatula in for his grill and he's going to set it in the dishwasher and it's huge. It's not like a normal spatula. It's like, it's pretty big. - Guys, I don't mean to take away from the spatula story, but like we're on the third story. We gotta finish one here. - No, okay, we're finishing this and then we're gonna go like wrap up everything else. Anyways, he puts the spatula in the dishwasher. I'm just sitting on the couch. I'm not saying anything. He puts a spatula in the dishwasher

dishwasher and Kinsey goes no don't put it there it goes up here and he just like so rudely okay yeah I don't

11 people tell me stupid things that don't make any sense and it's just like i didn't say that at all that's crazy no i did not yes he said that and i was like i don't even know what i said but i remember thinking like wow i'm so happy that that is not the way my husband speaks to me i said why does it go up there and she said i just think it cleans better i go i said it would have cleaned there just as good there's no reason to okay anyway now that we and uh then kate butted in what

I don't even remember it. She didn't butt in. She didn't butt in. She didn't butt in. Okay. Either way. And then Kenzie says this today. Kenzie says that she says. Well, I'm going to confirm if this is correct or not because he could switch my words around. Okay. Kenzie says, hey, next time Kate butts into our relationship. I did not say it like that. You should tell her that it's okay.

Because like we're not mad at each other anything. We're just talking that's like the third time She's done it and we're not having an issue and Kate for some reason thinks there's an issue that she needs to like step in No, there's no problem. No because there's been a lot of times I haven't said anything because I am aware What did I say last night can someone tell me what I said you said Maverick, can you please stop? Oh

Wait, did you tell Maverick that? What I said was not like that. It was semi similar, but not like that. I said, hey, the next time like something like that happens, you should tell Kate, hey, we're not actually arguing. Like we we know that like she's not actually mad and I'm not upset. We're just messing around. What did I tell you, Kate? I said is people just talk to people differently. Just like you don't think we should talk like that. But other people, that's just how they talk. That's how they like talking.

I said, this is what Kinsey said after she said, now it's going to come up sometime on the podcast or something. And Kate's going to say, you're leaving parts out. She said, she said, and she's going to say, we fight all the time. We're not even fighting. We're just messing around. She said this word for word would happen. And here we are. Listen, I will never say anything ever again. And you know what I said? I said, well, when Kate does that, we should just tell her she doesn't need to gossip.

so we're on a podcast what what uh wait i don't get it gossip yeah like i don't get it talk about other people and their problems things like that i also said that it was you guys all not the one that just looked through my phone last episode put me on blast and then you call a girl from six years ago i don't even know let me tell you from my perspective so kate you don't feel bad because that's maverick's version of the story she said make kate feel bad that's what she said

- I sure did not say that. Why would I ever say that? - Kenzie would never say that. - What happened was, I told him, "Hey, whenever Kate thinks that we're arguing, unless it's an actual argument, then don't say anything. But if we're not actually upset with each other, you should tell her, 'Hey, we're not actually upset with each other.'" So that way she doesn't think that we argue all the time. - Wait, why don't you just tell her that, Kenzie? That's what I say. She goes, "That's the third time Kate's done that. Do you think she thinks we're actually upset with each other?" - Well, typically it is. - I say, "Yeah."

I said, I'll tell her to stay out of our business next time. She goes, no, don't say that. Don't say that. Just say, hey, we're not actually upset. I said, no, I'm just going to tell her she needs to mind her own business. No, but typically it is because you have done something that Kate does not agree with, so she's speaking to you. Coming for that from Maverick is crazy because anytime Maverick heard me and Kate slightly arguing, he will come out of his room to watch. Yeah. To watch is insane. Watching is fair. If two people are yelling at each other, I'm going to watch. I have always thought.

I will admit right now that it has always been in the back of my mind that Maverick talks to Kinsey in a way that I don't think a husband should speak to his wife, but I'm also not a part of the relationship. But I've always been like, is Kinsey like too scared to say something or is she like okay with it?

I mean, like y'all just got married. Y'all are like, like, is she scared to say something in front of other people? I'm not going to lie guys. I'm totally bored with this conversation. That is crazy. I am astronomically just bored. Hold on. Well, never. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry to you, Maverick. I'm sorry to both of y'all that I was just- What about me and Harper, huh? You sorry to us? Because we have to deal with the boredom. No, I'm sorry that I overstepped in any way, and I made comments that you guys do not appreciate, and I will not do it anymore. No, no, no, wait. Yay. Oh, there's more. I did not not appreciate your concern or comments. The concern was okay, she said. This is insane. Can we please move on? I just wanted it to be clear that we were not arguing. Okay. I was-

I won't say anything and I won't think anything. Guys, can Harper say something? Can I just like show them? Yes, please, Harper, say something. Here, let me get it. Like, it's so funny. You've got all this time. It's the funniest thing ever. Just listen. Christ on a bike? Christ on a bike? What are you doing? Christ on a bike? Can you like leave? What? Christ on a bike? You gotta leave that part. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Well.

We're back. She knows the drama now. We're back. No, that probably just got bleeped, not cut, don't worry. That's hilarious. No, but it's so, dude, Christ on a bike. Lorimer stops

Why? Is it a bad thing? I don't know. I don't know what it means. It doesn't sound good. In my new TikTok, I said this. Let me show y'all. I didn't post it yet, but watch. I legit don't even know what that means. I have no clue. Listen, listen, listen. Is it a compliment? Rice on the plate.

I mean, I don't think it's bad. Is that bad? No, I think you're good. Well, it kind of is bad. It's kind of saying the Lord's name in vain. What does it mean? What is it in vain of? I don't even know. Like, what does Christ talk about mean? Like, the person who said it originally said it as, like, She got scared.

Yeah, that's essentially being like I get scared and I go, oh, Jesus Christ, in like a negative way. Or maybe it's like, Jesus, help me. Yeah. Well, if that's how she would say, Jesus, get on your bike and help me right now. Take a wee. And that's what she would say, but it doesn't seem like that. No, yeah, maybe she's like, oh, Christ, come to me on your bike and help me.

Wait, can we please try to lift cash up in this like like a magic? Heck yeah. Yeah, let's do it. Yes. Wait, just you and Kinsey Wait, no, sorry Kate's weaker you and Kate what? No, we need everybody. Wait, no try just you and Kate. You're a big boy. Yeah I suppose I could try I suppose I'm nervous. I don't want to get Wait, what are y'all doing? You're not getting canceled for it. You're fine. You gotta get on the side

I had a blanket on and I was not intending for you guys to see the fit today. Okay, but you got to stand here. Oh my goodness. Why are all the girls in gray sweatpants? Comfort. You know what? I found out the other day. Kinsey goes, I can't go out. I said, why? She goes, I'm in my grout fit. What? I said, what is your grout fit? Wait, y'all don't know what a grout fit is? A grout? Kate, you know what a grout fit is? Harper, do you know what a grout fit is? It's like a...

Kate, of all people, I feel like you would use the term grout fit. Oh, Kate will use that term now that she knows what I mean. A gray shirt in gray pants and you're in a gray outfit, so you're in a grout fit. It's like your lazy outfit. You mean a gray fit? That too, but it's a grout fit. No, it's a grout fit. All right, lift me up. Like the grout in the tile. Wait, wait. Oh my gosh. What? Right in my ear. Oh, I was just going to say, do you guys think they can lift me? No. No. Wait, wait.

Lift his feet first so his head goes back. Alright, let's do this. What the? Oh! I guess I'll grab the head control. There's no shot y'all lift him up right now. Wait, you guys gotta be looking. Oh. Oh? You guys gotta be the side. Kate's not like even holding anything. Try here. Try the side. Alright, here we go. Let me scoot out. We need to judge if he's off the ground. Is this thing a giant dog bed? Uh, no. This is supposed to be like an air mattress, but I don't know what kind of human is sitting on this.

Oh, they are close. Guys, I have no air in my legs. Use the legs, Harper, not the back. Harper, you need a wide stance. Yeah, you gotta use your legs. Ready? Okay. Here we go. That was quite a stance. That was a stance. All right, guys, here we go. I've never felt fatter in my life. You need to distribute the weight. You need to lay down. Help him, help him. Let Kenzie help. No, no, no. I'm so tired. You got it. Come on. Okay. But we do need help. We need one more person. Yeah, Kenzie's gonna help you. At least two more. All right.

Yeah, and then Kim's gonna get on this side, Harper in the back, and Kim in the side. Alright, we got this. He's a big ol' boy. What's wrong with that? Ah, but then what? If you guys drop me, I'm gonna break my back. Okay, I think I've seen this before. Can you turn? Huh? Can you turn? Oh, this way? You want me to look at you? Yes. Okay.

No, no y'all got this No, what oh? Oh Actually no actually cake I wanted somebody to fly on a magic carpet I

Is that my lip liner under the chair? Is that yours? Mine. Okay. I was just wondering. What? Yeah. No. Well, yeah, you can pick a Harper. What? I think you can do it. Don't hurt her. All right, you try, Kate. No, I can't. No, no, you sit on it. Sit on it, Kate. No.

Sit down! - Hey, sit down on it. - I don't think, this is gonna be so embarrassing if you can't-- - Like, jam my finger. - You can't expect Harper up with such ease. If you can't do me, I'm gonna be so embarrassed. - Don't worry, I'll get you. - Y'all are basically the same size. - He couldn't-- - You shouldn't be embarrassed, he should be embarrassed. - You're on that keto diet, I bet he can give you up. - Yeah. - She got a pan size, she said. - I love that keto diet. All right, ready? - And in three, two-- - What are you doing? - Uh-oh. - I'm just getting a grip.

I was screaming like she on a Superman

- She cries. - Have you seen Harper? - Yeah, I've seen her cry. - That was so long ago, we need to go back. - She said, "I've seen her cry." No, I will not get on the Superman ever again. - Do a back tuck on that. - You should go to Six Flags with Kate just to ride the Superman. - It's honestly the best experience you'll ever have. - I won't get on it again. - I want to go to Six Flags. - No, I won't. - Have you ever been to Six Flags? - No. - Never? - Was Kinsey not there? - No. - Nope. - That's so weird to think about. That's just weird to think about. - Harley was there.

Carly? Carly. Carly. Oh, right. Y'all went the same day. Yeah, remember when we all went the same day and you ignored us?

I didn't ignore y'all. I would have ignored us too. Cash was with us. We went to Six Flags last night. How was it? It was fun. Dude, you go to Six Flags like every week. I know. It's pretty fun. But I actually, it was kind of bad because I had to convince everybody. I was like, my friends like did not like the fact that I got noticed because it slows down. So I was like, I'm not Harper. I'm Mallory. That's why I post on my story. That's why I post on my story. I'm not Harper. I'm Mallory. You said no to people?

I had to. Why? Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Sometimes you gotta be Mallory. Have you said no to people? No. Uh...

I didn't say no to someone once because I was late for my flight. I was going to say, I feel like there's been times we've been late and we've had to be like, listen, I was like running through the airport. I was like, no. I was like, can we do while we walk possibly? Why were your friends getting irritated at it? Because they wanted to ride rides. We only rode two rides. They can only wait on her for so long, to be fair. That's why I don't like amusement parks. You only rode two rides? You're there for like five hours and you get to ride two rides. Because you were taking pictures? No.

- No, the reds have long lines, but my friends are actually being nice about like the whole band thing, so it's fine. - Oh, there you go. - Well, if they were being nice about it. - Guys, do you wanna see what I added to the drawer? - We didn't finish the candy story. - Added to the drawer? What'd you put in the drawer? - That was pretty much it. - Yeah. - A bunch of nails and real nails. - Your fingernails? - You took off your nails? - Let me see your hands. - Oh. - Harper! - Wow. - Is that last episode? - You just ripped those things off? - Now we have Harper's nails and her hair. - Wait, can you do that to your nails? - Guys, look.

We can clone you. That makes me gross. We can make a clone Harper. Wait, we don't have the same nails anymore. Her spit's in there too. It's all over her hair. If you ever lose a tooth, just go ahead and throw that in there too. I can put a piece of tape on my tongue and then put the tongue in the tape. What the? I'm sorry. I'm so married. Wait, when was the last time you lost a tooth?

Fifth grade I guess yeah, really fifth. Well every single time Harper pulls her hair out we should just attach it to that mannequin What'd you say? You lost a tooth like two years ago? No it just half of it fell. His last baby tooth came out. It fell? I will rule the day, Kalishe. What do you mean it fell? My tooth? Yeah, I just had one tooth that was like dying and like half of it kind of fell off while I was eating Starbucks. You

You do not eat Starbucks. Shut up. He's trying to act like he's some like basic white girl. No, Kate, I was. Me and Ricky in Atlanta, we went through Starbucks and half my tooth fell off.

Yeah, I guess if you were with Ricky. Half of his tooth fell off? Yeah, that's why my front two teeth are like halfway fake. They have like these big cap things over them. So what are you eating from Starbucks that makes your tooth break? Your front two teeth? Yeah. My front two teeth in reality are like shaved down and they're pretty small. These two? Yep. Let me see. One of mine is going to have to. I got hit in the face and my tooth is dead. Yeah, sorry about that. Which one? The bottom tooth? No, my top teeth. Oh.

- Wait, your top, like your middle, middle one? - Yeah, my top one's in the front. - They're dead? - One of them is. - Oh my gosh. Let me see it. When did that happen? - That one?

I can't believe you showed her every single time. I asked him to smile at this teeth. He's like no Well, wait, that's kind of crazy what you won't show your teeth to your wife Well, she just wants to make fun of them. No, I don't Or she would have made me a dentist appointment Kate's teeth are the best She's not gonna lie

She had braces. I did. I had braces, man. I had braces. Yeah, it's true. That's a good point. My braces were terrible. I hated them. Really? I loved my braces.

Do people still like do the crazy colors with their braces? I did crazy colors. Oh, a lot of people do black and I do not like that. Okay, that's kind of crazy. Excuse you, I was a black braces queen. I had somebody do camouflage. I knew somebody that did camouflage. That looks like there's lettuce in your teeth. I would expect nothing less. No, no, but you don't understand. It literally just looks like green like nasty stuff in your teeth.

the thing with braces is like every color I was gonna get I was like it would just look like food in my teeth and for some reason in my head black would not I did black and red it was black red black red black red I did like blue I did blue a lot and then I did um hot pink pink orange how long did you have your braces on two one dad how long like two years yeah year and a half that's pretty quick I had mine on for five

Okay. She said, okay. Okay. Well, I feel like braces were so hard for me at first because when you first get braces, you know, they like do it like as light as they possibly can so your mouth can adjust to it. Was it pretty hard on you guys to have braces? My guy like

- My guy wounding mine up. - It must have been so hard to have braces on your teeth. - Well, it's worth it, 'cause my teeth are absolutely flawless now. - Wait, Kenzie, you had braces, yeah? - I had Invisalign, which is way worse than braces. - Okay, Kenzie, okay. - Do not recommend, and guess what? Y'all's little-- - She must have been rich, she had the Invisalign. - No, Invisalign was cheaper, actually, than braces. - What? - Really? - Oh, that does make a little sense. - At least for my teeth it was. - Wow.

But where y'all went to the dentist, y'all got like, I don't know what y'all did with braces, but like cranked them and made them tighter. No, with Invisalign, it was basically like a retainer kind of, but you had little dots on your teeth that hooked them into place and you had to pull them out every single time you eat. So imagine re-cranking your teeth after every single meal. - Okay, that's annoying. - It sucks. - I would not like that. - And you had to do it to yourself. - That must be horrible, guys. You know, I had to wear a brace, a back brace,

Oh, I have a really weird memory about your back brace, Mav. A weird one? What do you mean? I was terrified, okay? Yeah, it was terrifying. No, listen. Y'all must have been in so much pain. No, listen, I was at our...

my best friend's house who's their cousin and they had been in town and Mav's back brace was just lying out. I was probably swimming. It was just on the floor. It was on the floor and oh my goodness. His back brace was like plastic. Like it was like no, no, no. It wasn't like It was like straight out of the 1950s. Y'all understand it wasn't like oh this little thing I strap on. No. It was it covered my entire torso. It was like a corset. Yeah like a giant corset all plastic. A corset on Maverick. Pretty much. And it was like

- It was like skin tone, so I walk upstairs and there's just this like skin shell on the floor. - Skin shell, he shed it. - I like picked it up and I was like, what is this? - Bro turtle. - Yeah, anyways, and then Hailey was like, oh, it's just Maverick's back brace. And I was like, why does he have this? - Who's Hailey? - My best friend. - Our cousin. - Oh, sorry. - Yeah. - Sorry, that's not. - Did y'all see my cut, bro? I don't think I showed y'all today since I've been wearing the hat, but look at my haircut. - It looks so good. - It looks kind of choppy.

No, that looks good. It looks like Edgar Cot almost. Yeah, I was going to say that. He looks like he got an Edgar Cot. Yeah, I look like I set a bowl on my head and I cut around it. And it's a little salt and peppery. Wait, do like this with your hair so we can see what the spike looks like. Yeah. Can you levitate it real quick? Oh. It'll look better after you do the thing. I think it's just a little white. Or just put a blow dryer on it. They thinned it out too much, huh?

Yeah, it's kind of thin. No, that's what he needs because if he gets what he actually wants, like exactly how he wants his hair to look, then in exactly seven days from now, it's going to be too long. Do girls get their hair thin too? Yeah. I have to. One time I went somewhere and the lady refused to thin my hair. Really? She said no? She said, I would not do that to you. Go somewhere else. And I was like,

- What? - I've never-- - I've never-- - Go to someone else. - That's a luxury, your hair being so thick that you have to get it thinned out. - Or so thin that they won't even thin it out anymore. - That's where I'm at. My hair was so thin I had fake hair to cover it up. - I used to take bubble ambassador photos.

Wait, what? What did you just say? I used to be a bubble ambassador. A bubble ambassador? Like bubble bath? No, bubble ambassador. And I used to say, I made an influencer account. This was right before I, or this was like two years before I became an influencer. And I remember I used to- You were a bubble ambassador at like 12? Oh my gosh, you know what's funny?

Look, I went viral on this account. Wait, did Bub? You did? This was your account? That was Preppy Harper. She had a video with 200,000 views. Born to be viral, honestly. Born to be viral, I guess. Wait, so did you actually get PR from Bubble? No, I didn't, but I took photos for them, posted on my Instagram. Wait, you bought them at Walmart?

Yeah. And then posted for free. Oh, so you used free ads. Oh, so you weren't an ambassador. Yes. You were a customer who wanted to show the product you had just paid for. I had like so many likes on that too. Like it was crazy. It was so much fun. I used to be so jealous of Preppy accounts. Like they were so cute and aesthetic. Oh my gosh. I have to show you some of my Preppy videos. Wait, I don't understand the Preppy account thing. Never have, never will. Okay, Preppy.

Preppy nowadays is not what preppy used to be. Like, preppy used to be like old money, classy, like, what is it? Like, gossip girl style. Yeah, gossip girl. Like, expensive. Wait, so wait. What was your account preppy? Like, I don't get it. What was it? My account was like gross preppy. I'll send this to you, but it was like this. Okay.

That isn't preppy at all. It's like the opposite of preppy. Look at my toes. I still don't fully understand preppy accounts, but essentially, you know how there was a 2019 VSCO girl? It's like an updated version of that. The new it girl. Because the toes were not VSCO girl. That's why she said weird preppy girl-like.

It's like the it girl now. - Like look, look, look. Remember when minions were a thing and people would paint their faces minions? I painted my feet minions. - That's creative. - That is. I'll give it to you. You're so creative. Oh wait, wait. No, just listen. - Hey y'all, I-- - Why are you-- - You should not put up to the mic. - Are you posting something normal? - No, wait, listen, listen. Ready, ready? - Did you save some room for dessert? - That was crazy.

You need to like do one of the few girls that actually will laugh at themselves. Yeah, that's good How many times cash has told me and Kinsey that we need to fart on camera y'all should never done it Would y'all like to go please that sounded like little pups I

Yeah, that sounds like... He's losing it. The last time he couldn't do it at all, I remember. That one just sounded like one of those little, like, puppets you throw on the ground on Fourth of July. Fourth of July puppet. Fourth of July. It's just like... Yeah. No, unfortunately, I don't think I can right now. Really? Right now or ever. Because I told y'all, anytime one of y'all have a fart, please, just, like...

I can't. Like, I've never heard Kenzie fart to this day. My pride will not let me. Ever, ever, ever. It was toe acrylics. That's what I posted. Toe acrylics? I remember the toe acrylics. Yeah, and I was like, they're like, do you have toe acrylics? Do you have toe acrylics? Yeah, and then I posted them. I was like, and that was the thing that got me viral. So what's holding you back from posting toe acrylic videos again? Man, I don't know.

I don't have any more acrylics. Okay, that's it. You get acrylics. Me and Cash will do total acrylics with you. I'll do total acrylics on the pod. Right now, babe. I was so aesthetic. You know what we should do? I should take y'all to the nail salon, actually, and make you guys get the longest nails, and you guys have to function with them. Function? Yeah, survive. Like, survive with super long nails. You cannot tell us just talking to our mic with you laying down like that. Yeah, I know. I think Cash needs a headset mic.

You guys have no clue the struggles of sitting on a new chair every episode. Like, I don't even have a backrest. That's okay. False. I do know what it's like. One time, I switched chairs. Yeah, it's not comfortable. Like, my lower back is killing me on this thing. Well, my chair is still pretty comfortable. I went from the pink chair to a pink couch, and they are, like, the exact same thing. But nevertheless, I did switch. Do you guys want to see something gross? This is when I had pink eye. Ready? That's fake. No, it's not. Oh.

Isn't that crazy? I like that you have no shame ever. Just wait. Just wait. Send that to him so he can pop it up. I will. Yeah, I will. I will. I just. Hey, guys. We're supposed to be playing Kiss, Marry, Kill on this episode. So who would like to start us off? I will. Okay. Let me just send these. Let me just send these. Yeah, there's a fly, like, right on your head right now. You got it, dog. Oh, yeah. It's dead. Oh, is it in my hair? Yeah. Now you got lice. All right. I'm just going to go ahead and send this to them.

All right. There we go. All right. You want me to go first? There we go. Yeah, Maddie, you go first. Kate. Yes. Kiss, marry, kill. Kiss. You don't know who it is yet. Wait.

Here it is. I was going to ask Kate. Oh. Okay, Kenzie. Kiss, marry, kill. I believe that I don't want you to ask me. You were supposed to ask Harper, man. We were going to go everybody to the left. Here we go. I love you, I'm sorry. You were the best, but you were the worst. Six of sevens, I loved you first. Are we in a musical? Please go now before any more singing happens. Okay, would you like to... Okay, kiss, marry, kill. Woody from Toy Story. Oh my God. Hey, I'm over here. Yeah.

- Bro, when Kai comes or Ty, which one are, what one is it? - What were you gonna say, Harper? - Like, what one's your favorite, Kate? - Yeah, there you go, there you go. - Kate, what one's your favorite, Kai or Ty? - Dude, they're both so annoying. - Kai, Kyle.

when Kyle comes around, he always makes me laugh because he's always like, that's me. You don't gotta praise Kyle. Are you crushing on Kyle? Yeah, it sounds like Harper's crushing on Kyle. You just have no standards. You have a crush on Kyle. If you think Kyle is the man for you, you have no standards. Guys, also speaking of Kyle and Ty, they do sponsor this podcast. They pay us $20 every time we mention them. So the link is in the... $20 a month. $20 a month. The link is in the description if you guys would like to follow Kyle and Ty on YouTube. That's insane. I personally wouldn't. But yeah, you know.

- Yeah, sorry that was mandatory, we had to say that. - All right, so kiss, marry, kill, Woody. - Woody is your first option. - Woody's like a dad. - What? - Should she have to pick right now without knowing the other one? - How old is Woody? - Nobody knows how old Woody is. - He looks like he's 40. - Is he like 10, 20, 30? - He's like 40 looking. - He's in his 20s for sure. - No, Woody is definitely like late 20s. - Yeah, he's like 24, 26. - 26, Woody is 26 years old. - So kiss, marry, kill? - Yeah, which one? - Kill. - You're killing Woody? Oh, you haven't even heard the other options. - I know.

- Okay. - Like we have to play like that? - Your second option is Mr. Crude from the Crudes, like the dad from the Crudes. - Oh, why he kind of though, like, here we go. - Why are we doing dads? Like can we like switch to like younger? - Woody is not a dad. - Woody is not, what? There's no baby Woody's running around. - Mr. Crude? - Yeah, I don't know his name.

Is it Rock? I don't know. The caveman guy. I'm pretty sure Dwayne the Rock Johnson voices him. No, I don't think so. Oh, then Mary. What? You're going to marry him? Yes. Okay, so you killed Woody. Because that doesn't mean I have to kiss him. I can just marry him. That is true. That is valid. You don't have to kiss the caveman. What's the third one, Matt?

The third option is, which honestly, it's a good thing you saved this one. It's Dash from The Incredibles. The little fast kid. Oh, yeah. I would totally kiss Dash. Yeah, you probably would. Do you like it?

Yeah, like they're actually like cute together yeah That's meant to be - you should have married - yeah, I should have but like oh my god. You know how to kiss mr. Crude though. Oh my god Yeah, right. Yeah, I'm ready. You have to choose. All right, well do it. All right. Okay ready? I'm ready Okay, are you sure no? Okay. Um, I

Are you sure? Nope. Alright, then let's just go. Alright, ready? One is JoJo Siwa. Again? I feel like I get asked that every single time we play this game. It's just like y'all feel like, it just feels like y'all... Me and JoJo what? I don't know. I don't think you're her type. There's something there. I don't know if it's like... Yeah, I do not think that JoJo is that. I don't know if you want to kill her or... You're like, marry her? JoJo, and I have to pick as we go. Yeah. I don't get to hear the other options? Mm-mm. Okay. Okay.

Sorry. I'm gonna have to kill her just because I'm... What? I don't think... I don't think we match. You don't like the bows? You know, she doesn't... You know, she doesn't really... Not fit in the bows. Like dudes, so yeah.

What? Really? What's the other one? Are you sure? You better not ask me some dudes after this. I'll tell her you said that. Are you ready? Yep. The second one is... I know what she's going to say. Elastowoman. Oh. What did you think I was going to say? Mary. That was an easy one. Mary. Mary. Moving on to the next.

Is that her name, Elastowoman? Yeah. That was a good one, Harper. You actually didn't... I thought you were going to try to mess with me. No. Now, the third one, you must kiss. Yes, I must. Like, kiss, kiss. I must kiss. A long kiss, at least three or four seconds. It is... Please be Alex. I'm kidding. It is... Almost too far. The one and only James Charles. Wow, where'd you come up with that idea?

Enjoy that. Enjoy that while it lasts. That was really intense the way you did that. My heart was racing. Background music was playing in my mind. It was so intense. Okay. All right, Kate. Yes. It is your turn.

Okay. All right, the first one we have is Flynn Rider. Oh, man, that is my husband. Oh, my gosh. What the? No, actually, I am, but that's okay. Oh, Flynn Rider, marry, marry, marry in every lifetime. What the? Absolutely. Wow. Even this lifetime? You know what? That one kind of hit home for me. Yeah. All right, the next one is me. Oh, no. Well, so...

Tell me when. I really think that you got like a really good third option too and I'd hate to miss out on that. What the? Thanks, she's kissed you so much. I know, like been there, done that. I'm gonna go ahead and kill you. What?

Boom! Dang! So third option, please. Okay, this doesn't go with my plan because I really thought you were going to at least kiss me. So the last one you were going to have to kill. And the last one is your dog, Lucy. I'd kiss Lucy. Yeah, but you were going to have to kill her, which was going to be funny. No. Now it's not funny. Now I got Flynn Rider as my husband. I still have my dog.

And I'm dead. No, I'm just kidding. Wow. No, I'm kidding. All right. If I could redo it, I would marry Kaj. It's your turn to ask. And kill Flynn Rider.

Because he's, like, not real. I should kill a dog. Yeah, no, no. I can't have two husbands. I'd have to kill Flynn Rider. You wouldn't kill a dog? No. Are you kidding? What's your baby? Flynn Rider's a person, guys. Okay. I feel like there should be a significant more amount there. I feel like I'm not going to know these people. You're going to pick people I have no clue about. Shut up. Kids, you don't know them unless they're from the States. First up. That's kind of true. Maui from Moana. Okay. Hmm. You got to. Mm-hmm.

Maui kind of... Hey! I see how you think about Maui. He's also The Rock. Yeah. He's also The Rock. That is kind of crazy. We're going to marry Maui. What? I got you. You're welcome. All right. Next up. You don't have anything written, do you? No, she does. I don't know why she's making it up. No, next up is Donald J. Trump. Oh, okay.

kiss. I can't say kill. That's like wrong. Who doesn't want to kiss the president? I've already tried. Who doesn't want to kiss the president, right? No, that's a flag. She kissed Mr. President and Mr. President. Oh, but his lips. Have you seen them on TV? You'd be one of like 500 women that kissed the president.

Oh my gosh, yeah. I wonder how many people he's kissed. Who knows? I mean, he is pretty old. He's like 85. I just feel like it's wrong to say kill. Oh, yeah, don't say that. He's the president. Don't do that. Yeah, you can't kill the president. Can't do that. Well, technically he's not. The ex-president. Former. I guess I'm going to kiss him on the cheek. Okay, there you go. Okay. All right. And your last person that you will be offing is... Offing? Yeah. Offing.

- Okay, no continue. - The kill part? - Yeah, we got it. - Last person was young Leonardo DiCaprio. - Oh. - Frick! - Hey, honestly, after like, he was like 25, his movies weren't that good anyways. - No, but like. - Yes they were. - You don't wanna talk about the Titanic? Let's talk about it. - No one said that, Kate. - Oh, okay, we don't have to talk about it. Kenzie, you're up.

Okay, well, everybody picked, like, fake people, I feel like. Yeah. Hello, young Leonardo DiCaprio was very real. No, I just mean, like, the Maui and... Elastowoman. Well, just do what you got. And I sure picked all real women for my husband over there. Okay. Yee-yew, Mav. Okay. Let's hear it. First...

Taylor Swift kill dead Oh Wow there's gonna be some bad blood after that In her wildest dreams, I mean you're only 22 All right, well Next one. It's not like he's midnight. I

- What? - Close. - Dude, you tried and that's what counts, okay? - Thanks, thanks, yeah, I tried. I tried really hard, yeah. - It's okay, just shake it off, shake it off. - Wait, I'm curious of your actual answers for the next two, so I kinda wanna give you both of the people.

to see what you choose. Okay, no, do that, do that. No, no, no, do it first and then he can give you his real answer. No, no, no, no, no, no. I say we just switch it up here. Okay, so Taylor Swift. I killed Taylor Swift. I feel like there's gonna be a lot of people mad at me. Okay, but you still have to kiss and marry and she's gonna give you both the options and then you get to decide. Can that be used in court if something happened to her? I don't think so. Friday the 13th. Okay, are you ready? Yeah.

Sabrina Carpenter. Oh. And Olivia Rodrigo. Oh. I have to marry one and kill the other? I have to marry one? No, I have to marry one. You are Joshua Bassett in this club triangle right now. Who is that? I would marry Sabrina Carpenter. You would? I'm trying to remember which one's which. Hold on. Oh, Matt's trying to act like he doesn't know what they look like. I know what they look like. Matt's trying to act like he doesn't know what they look like. You know exactly what they look like.

No, I didn't he's trying to be such a good husband. I don't even know who that is I know what Olivia Rodrigo looks like Sabrina Carpenter. She's like popping off All that's popping into my head is Madison beer. That's all she looks like you've walked around the house singing her song yesterday I don't know the words. It's just you know, I mean, I know express. Oh, I don't know the words All right, she's very yeah, Matt Harper's gonna get a photo. I love Sabrina Carpenter Make sure it's not explicit. She's like

Maybe let's hold off on a picture. Kiss or marry. You see Sabrina Carpenter, she already has a kiss on her shoulder. So it's like, yeah, maybe you should like kiss her and marry Olivia. Oh, the Slim Pickens song. Yep. I know who she is. Slim Pickens. Okay. Why do you know that one? Like there are much more popular songs out of that album you can know. That's a country song. See, look, that's her. Slim Pickens is a country song. Can you sing it for us? I don't know. She almost looks like Kenzie. Slim Pickens.

I don't know, something like that. She does kind of. She does. I actually was like, great. Now it's his op out. That's his op. He's going to say, marry Sabrina because she looks like him. I guess I'll marry Sabrina. Wow. Oh, really? Yeah. Because he looks like Kinsey, I'm guessing? No. I don't want the person that's like, I drive by your house, whatever that girl is. Olivia Rodrigo? Olivia Rodrigo's not a freak. She was like, so to see what she looks like. He's really acting like he has no clue. Every 17-year-old girl I've seen.

driven by a guy's house just to check up what that's a crazy girl i'm not driven in the direction of no i staked outside a man's house one time wow see so that's why the crazy one is getting just a kiss no i'm kidding it wasn't your answers math sabrina carpenter you guys marry them all i'm gonna marry sabrina carpenter kiss olivia rodrigo

And shots are fired at Taylor, unfortunately. Really? I don't want beef with Kelsey. I think you're doing her a favor by doing that. Yeah, well, you... I think you might have more beef. Yeah. You literally... You literally, like... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Just stop. What? Whatever was happening. Well...

Dude, I just love how everybody's like, man, I wonder what happens when Harper gets bleeped, man. Well, honestly, Matt, respect for you. Like, for me? For you, like, killing. No, not for you. Like, she, like, Taylor Swift has the most money.

And you so easily just killed her. - Folder. - Yeah, no. - You folded billions, Mav. Billions. - You didn't want a song written about you? - Yeah, you could've, your name could've been made even bigger. - Your name could've been Hollywood Lights. - Yeah. Oh, he's regretting his decisions as he speaks right now. - I blew it.

Because she makes a lot of money. No, I definitely don't want a song written about me. And Taylor Swift. Yes, you do. What? Imagine a Taylor Swift song written about me. Why would anyone want that? That's not on my bingo card. I want a song written about me by Taylor Swift. Taylor, if you want to write a song about poor podcasters. The LL Podcast. And give us all the percentage. They deserve it, Cash.

Maybe Taylor Swift can get us number one on Spotify, guys. So everybody... Let's see where we are. I was just about to bring that up. Let's see where we are. Guys, if you don't know, you probably do know because we say it every episode. We're trying to become the number one podcast on Spotify. Well, not last episode. Something like that. And if you're from the UK, thank you. Yeah, we are the number one podcast in the UK a lot. But we're trying to become... And where else? Australia? Yeah. All right.

We're going down. But before she says it, guys, go subscribe on Spotify, the OO podcast on Spotify, and give us a five-star rating. We are number... Yes, 11. And then we are number, on comedy charts, seven. Four. Oh, I just guessed. We're not doing that bad. Guys, we just need to get number one for one day. I know. Our lives will be complete, and then we can quit the podcast once we do that. What? I'm just kidding. We would never do that. If you guys got us number one,

got us number one we just won the game no if you guys if we got number one you would just like fuel our ego and let's see that's not good for any of us i'm gonna see where lol club is oh clubs on the charts too i forgot we did that low key it stays in like the top 100 guys by the time this episode is coming out is it like close to christmas time this episode comes out i'm like yeah close to two months well that's great because guess what everybody it's almost christmas time chris

It's calm and that's not where I was going with it, but where I was going with it It's like if you want a drop down underneath your Christmas tree this year. What the hmm ask for that Maybe Santa will grant your wishes. Oh, it's against to the tour. Yeah You were going with that. Yeah. Yeah, but like also the poor canceled y'all are real funny Why would this where we cancel? I don't know. Maybe no one bought tickets. Oh

Maybe Santa didn't come. So, like, maybe you could just ask for, like, a picture of us or something. I don't know. Like, either way. Take us to a tour if it happens because right now they're making me doubt everything. Yeah, if y'all want to have us wrapped up under your Christmas tree...

Get tours to the live show. Yeah. Yo, I'm just going to bring it to you. If you buy tickets to our tour, we will not be under your Christmas tree. Yes, we will. Well, if there's enough money involved, I'm sure we can make it happen. What the? I mean, like, if you got the exclusive tickets, I'm sure it could happen. Everyone who bought exclusive tickets. Hey, there's a price. I will be wrapped up under your Christmas tree. That's what I'm saying. It's like. Like, at least, like. I'll go under anybody's Christmas tree for a price. For, like, I don't know, maybe a hot dog. What the?

- Oh. - From like the New York hot dog stands. - You liked that? - Those were pretty good. No, I actually didn't have one of those, but I really wish I would've. - I couldn't imagine you eating a hot dog off the street. This just doesn't sound like a cake thing to do. - No. - All of those places did not look-- - You know what cash had to be? - What? - I don't know what it says, so I don't know if it's true. - Uh oh. - This is so true. I think everyone knows I'm like a slight perfectionist in every aspect of my life. I want everything to be perfect. - Is that why you look so perfect?

Wow. Wow, you got her there. Wow. That better make it in a clip. I was about to ask why she gave up. Oh, so two completely different things. Anyways, I try to keep my little bedroom all nice and perfect and my little bathroom all nice and perfect. I try to keep everything perfect. Okay. I like how you said little bedroom and little bathroom. Like you have a little bedroom and a little bathroom. No. No.

They're like three times the size of mine. Because we got the master. Listen, I'm sorry. If you guys had gotten married two years ago before us, though. I know, I know, I know. But anyways.

- Listen, this is not, this is not-- - We're not buying a house. - Just know there's no shade towards me. It's all towards him. - If we buy a house, we just have to drive over here every day. - Or we could drive over there every day. - There's houses in this neighborhood for sale you could walk. - Yeah, but like-- - You could ride your little scooter. - Think about it. Last night we were working til what, 10 o'clock? Imagine.

You're not getting home now till like 10:30 at night every night. - No, because I would be over at your house so I didn't have to listen to the conversation. - And then I'm like, "Kenzie, we gotta be there by 9:00 a.m. Hurry up." - Listen, well, can y'all let me finish what I was gonna say? - No grout fits. - Anyways, ever since Cash and I've gotten married, there is one thing that I have been slightly imperfect about and he brings it up every time. And would you like to know what that's about? - You're grateful? - I would.

I thought that's what you were going to talk about. What did you just say? I said her gratefulness with like the house. Oh, I thought you said something else. I actually told Cash every day how thankful I am to live in this house and how even though it is not ideal for the American brain, I'm very thankful that we have it and that we live like we do. That is commendable. Yeah, I do say that often. Anyways, I'm imperfect in my toothpaste bottle. Okay. What? When I,

So you just squeeze it like this? No. This is true. I tell you, I'm like, for how picky you are of everyone else being clean and everything, her toothpaste bottle looks like a freaking dog got a hold of it. And you know what he said specifically? What? Since you were so rude about my toothpaste cleanliness. What did I say? I'm getting a little bit. Or Cash goes, this is a Maverick style toothpaste bottle. This is just disgusting. Because Mav is actually pretty

- I'm actually pretty clean with this toothpaste. - You're probably, I'm gonna be honest, you're probably cleaner than me because for some reason when I'm brushing my teeth, I probably am like, what needs to be cleaned right now? And I'm so quick with my toothpaste bottle, I don't even think about it. - Barbara, are you clean with your toothpaste or is your toothpaste like not even on? - I think it says a lot about a person. - I don't like use toothpaste.

Yeah, there you go. Yeah, like, that's valid. Neither does Kosh. You just use water on your teeth? I don't like to, but Kate forces me. Yeah, for someone complaining about my toothpaste bottle, I sure do have to, like, how would you even know? You don't even touch it. She's trying to kill me with fluoride. If I'm going to be honest, in the morning, sometimes if I forget to brush my teeth, I just use gum.

You know what? I don't think that works. You have to just use your finger. Why don't you just put an extra toothbrush in your bag? I should do that. I should start doing that. Because I'm always so stressed out in the mornings. Yeah, you're like running behind. Dude, Kate is too. What is up with you? So stressed, man. When I brush my teeth, I...

Before my makeup I forget and after my makeup it messes up my makeup so I mess up like around my mouth I don't know how you guys are stressed out in the mornings. I'm just angry in the morning so I have to get up You know why you know why I'm stressed I think my alarm triggers like my fight-or-flight and then like my anxiety is just spiked through the roof when like I hear that And you're like peacefully sleeping. Yeah, what's your alarm sound? I'll show y'all it I got it

Wait, what's yours? I need a peaceful one. Mine's peaceful. It's nature sounds. No, I've decided no alarm is peaceful. Oh, no, mine's pretty peaceful, man. Wait, wait, listen, listen. Okay, it's set for one minute. Alexa, play nature sounds. They can't hear that. No, that one in there is peaceful, but the one on my phone is peaceful, too.

It's going to go off any second. Yeah, mine's going to go off in one minute. Well, don't have it go off at the same time as mine. Well, I hope it doesn't. Well, mine's set for 739. I did nature sounds. Do y'all hear nature sounds? All right, mine. No. Nature sounds are surprising. Mine's going to go off in like 10 seconds. I tried nature sounds one time. Like I have an Alexa next to our bed and I tried it and Cash yelled at me in the morning when it went off. Yeah. No. Oh. Oh. Harper gets up, she's ready to go. Wait, wait, listen, listen.

Hey, I got five seconds. I thought you were gonna keep playing it. Five seconds and mine's gonna go off. Wait, Matt. Here it is. I wanna hear it. What? Oh, it like, it didn't go, Matt. It did, it was just quiet. Guys, I'm not even capping. Harper's alarm is the same as my grandma's ringtone. That's, that is, that's so valid. That is my grandma's ringtone. It wakes me up. This is it. How'd that wake you guys up? Wait, wait, shh. It's like a flower. Put it up next to the mic, like right on it. It doesn't make me angry when I wake up. It's not that bad.

I like that a lot. Where'd you find that? It's called a load unfold unfold. That one's not that bad. Yeah, I don't have it on my phone. It's a nice peaceful thing. It's ridiculous. If unfold tries to copyright this video. Wait, no, cause pause. I need it. Where is that? No, I think he bought that or something. It's not on my phone. Wait guys, do you want to act like ringtones and like act like how they would act? Like, Oh, someone make me their ringtone. I know what song I need to wake me up every morning. Yeah.

You can't set a worship song because then it just makes you mad at God. I used to have the... Oh, here's mine. Here's mine. Oh, this is mad. That's annoying. It's like picking every string on the guitar. Mad, we missed it. We all heard it. What are you talking about? You guys all talked. No, y'all don't understand. Cash lets that alarm go off not only in the morning. So that alarm goes off about...

34 times a day. And he doesn't turn it off. Listen, it's also my alarm for every reminder. Like if I need to send someone back a text message or an email or call someone, it's just my alarm for everything. Cash sets reminders for everything to do. So his phone is just beeping all day. And he's like, oh, got to get this done. Oh, got to get this done. And you know what? I'm the only one that doesn't forget. If you tell me something...

Won't forget it. He does get things done. Can we please act like ringtones, please? Yes, I'm very interested. Okay by the seaside. I'm doing this one. Oh Yeah, you're acting like an animatronic Everybody quiet that was it now. It's quite y'all get it I don't know why it goes down on the first. I'm seriously concerned We're gonna get copyrighted for all these sounds we won't cash act like act like this one. Okay, okay? Oh

That was bad. Act like this one. Oh, no, no. No, you gotta be shaped like a square. Shape yourself like a square and you'll be that sound. A square? Yeah, a ball bouncing in a square. Yeah, that's what it is. Wait, do another one. Okay, ready, ready, ready. Okay, this one's you. Okay, act like this one. Oh, she's like a DJing squirrel. Yeah. Okay. All right, Kenzie, act like this one. Ready? Oh, all right, ready? Act like this one.

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Let me do something funnier. She's looking for the phone. She can't find it. But she wants to turn off the alarm. That's so mysterious. You're like in a white room with white floors and white walls. With crystals everywhere. And it's staying inside the room.

With things over your head. Is that what you were going for? No. That's like a fever dream sound. Like you're in like a white, completely white room and nothing makes sense. And everything's blurry and hazy. Yeah, and then you finally find a door and you step through it and it's like the Wizard of Oz land and it's like rainbows and grass and a gold. Harper, you should be Dorothy for Halloween. I'm not going to be here. Cash could be the little dog. No, but honestly, I put Dorothy for Halloween.

No. Yeah, that was Kate's nature sounds. That's not nature sounds. I was Dorothy one year. You were? Oh, really? Yeah, I was. We need a picture. I'll try to find it. Oh, my gosh. Who would wake up to this? Yeah, who would wake up to this? What? That is called Skittles. What? What?

That was not a rainbow at all. That was the opposite. That reminded me of Harper's beetle audio. My beetle audio. That should be your alarm, Harper. Oh, yeah. Does anybody want to make it their alarm?

You can sell that. I'm just gonna... Wait, actually, like, who wants to, like, learn it with me, do it with me? I'll do it. I'll learn it with you. Okay, ready? So, go. Oh, right now? I don't know what it is. Oh, okay. Oh, so say, all you gotta do is say my name. All you gotta do is say my name. I don't know your name. Well, you can learn it. Wait, I want to post it.

I don't know. This is like a 60 second audio. I think only Harper knows this. Let me find it. We can do it. I tried to make it a musical when we started. You remember that? Yeah. Now they're back. Just look it up. It's called Say My Name Lyrics. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just look it up, K, so you can have this thing. But Harper, wait, Harper, try it without, actually, I know you can do it without that. Never mind. I got it. I got it. I don't need it yet. Yeah, Harper memorized both sides of it. Oh, I got it. I got it.

All you gotta do is say my name. I don't know your name. Well, I can't say it. How about a game of charades? Yes, let's play it. Two words. Right. Second word. Uh-huh. Drink. No. Beverage. No. Wine. No. Juice. Yes. Okay, first word.

Okay, bug no and no no you say close, but oh close Yes, Beetlejuice Wow I'm impressed and all you gotta do is say my name three times three times in a row three times in a row It must be spoken unbroken ready. Yeah, okay go Beetlejuice Beetlejuice what you're so smart and think about your offer let you know

I revert my chances down below. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, being young people doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark. I'm swimming with piranhas and don't need a shark. Yes, life sucks, but not that much. Okay, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, be a doll and spare their lives.

Wow, she like nailed it. Hey, keep going. She nailed it. Was it entertaining, Alex? You're behind the camera. Should we keep going? You can stop the music. He said no. I liked when Kate messed up twice at Harvard and told you the right words. She's like, no, no, that's not what it says. Kate's looking at the lyrics and messed up. But you don't do. That's a fun voice. Isn't it fun? I'm going to walk around talking like that. Good morning, sunshine. Well, this has been a lot of fun. Guys, make sure to go follow us on Spotify. Give us a five-star rating. We'll see you guys next time. Bye.