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Our sponsor kid has a birthday coming up and Kate forgot to send our kid a birthday present. I bet I can do a push-up with you on my back. Imagine a million people in the audience. What's everybody's first reaction? I can't turn off. What do they say? I just want to be part of your show.

They say that Maverick and Harper, before we started this episode, were jealous of me. I heard them talking about how jealous they are of me. No, I'm not jealous of you. Zero jealousy over here. Kenzie's probably jealous over there, too. I see it all in all y'all's faces. I'm jealous of whoever's eating dinner today because I'm starving. What? I'm hungry. I just want to be part of your family. I literally walked in.

Maverick and Harper were bashing me and Kate. That is not true. Bro made his stuff up. Bro so badly wants us to be jealous of him. He's trying to create it. Maybe I am a little hyped up for you. We're proud of you. As you guys know.

Me and Kate are mega viral. I'm proud of you. I am. We'll pop up the video. Here's the video of how we went mega viral. This episode's coming out low-key a while from now. Y'all should probably be more nonchalant about it and be like, it got a little bit of likes, but not a lot. Yeah, it did okay. I mean, it's viral. 300-something million views on all platforms. I will say, I've had multiple people in our lives come up and say, this person sent me this video of y'all.

Anyways, the video, we'll pop it up on screen. Maverick and Harper, I literally heard them saying, they're like, the video wasn't even that good. I literally said that to your face. Yeah, I said that to your face too. No one did not. Listen, the video was just not that good. I literally was like, guys, look at how good my video did. And both of their responses was, it's not even that good of a video. I mean,

videos that deserve way more views than that. Okay? You know what? Me and Maverick and Kinsey are going to make a video. We're all going to recreate it. They're going to each have one and I'm going to grab them. It's such a good video, I feel like. We should do that. It's not even that good of a video. Yeah, we'll post it on my account. It'll probably be on my account. It was my

Because I have the most followers on mine no you don't Actually because of that video. I think me and Kate passed you on cash and Kate. Let me see let me see Second account past you I'm a backup past you are your backup. No no I'm out

562. Beat that. Oh, we're tied. We're tied. Yeah. Wow. Tied on my backup. No, go to the account. Go to the account and check. Harper, I'll tell you what you can do to... Whoa, wait a second. Does the LML Podcast account have more followers than you? Yes, because it was a cashed them out account before. So what's your backup? Every day with my name in it does amazing. Go to the account and press the following. Okay, what's your exact following on yours? Your main. 5642.

Oh, two, two. 640. 5,640,000. Zero to two. I have 5,600,000. 618,000. And you have how many? I'm beating you. She's beating you by like 22,000. By 22,000? She's beating my backup account. Wow.

Wow. That's insane. But yeah, you guys actually, y'all should all film a parody of that. Actually, I'm going to post a video today. It's actually, it starts off being like a cute little video and then it goes into playing the piano. Do you play the piano still? I do. I think we talked about this last time. Kate is on my private story and she's watching me play the piano. Is it like a, oh, it's a big deal. I hope you know that story. It has like 12 people on it. Wow. Exclusive. Uh, uh, uh, uh.

Hey guys, where's our cameraman? What the? He's gone. I don't know. He ran away. Hey, what are you doing? Icing my swollen eyeball. Why? What is that thing? That's ice? That looks like a water tower. Can I hold that? Give me that one. Throw it. Hand me that thing. No, no, no, no, no, no. Seriously? Seriously? These are not for Maverick's hands. What? What?

What? What do you mean they're not for my hands? For some reason, for some reason, everybody here was fake and decided to not tell me that my eye was like literally swollen the entire, because we filmed two episodes today. So this is the second one. So the episode before that we filmed like literally 15 minutes ago, my eyeball was like swollen. She looked like this.

Yes. And I walked downstairs. It's the, what's it called? What's the title of that episode going to be? I think it's Harper Has a Mental Breakdown. Oh, yeah. Something like that. I don't want to. Harper Has a Mental Breakdown. Not to put any shade on you. No, hey, would you rather title it Harper Has a Mental Breakdown or Cash and Kate are Trying to Get Pregnant?

Well, the most views would probably be Cash and Kate tries to get pregnant. Really? I feel like Harper has a middle breakdown when it gets more views. Do you think? I thought maybe like Harper was having withdrawals. Anyways, listen, the whole episode, you guys might have seen it by now, probably came out like last time, whatever. Yeah, you know the one where she was like, I need Kate.

Yeah, the one where she had a little moment because she's just a girl. Yeah, but her eyeball was swollen the whole time and no one here told me and I walked downstairs. I don't even think her eyeball was swollen. It was. I swear, I can't see it. Take your thingy off. No, I'm not doing that. Her eye looks fine.

See? Let me see. Maybe. It's fixed. Look into the camera. It's fixed. Look at me. No. Look into the camera, Kate. Is it helping? Miss Potato Head looking. Maybe a little. Look into the camera. Your eyelid is a little folded over now. Guys, look. Look at her eyes. Really look at it. There's nothing wrong there. I wish I could tell you what you looked like, but you already said it downstairs. Oh.

Wait, what do you look like? Mrs. Potato Head? No, no. That's what I said. She cannot say what Kate said. Oh, I looked like... What did you say, Kate? Nothing. What? Nothing. What did you say? I said I looked like Cash. Wait, whisper to me what she said. No!

You said that? No. Wow, the jokes she makes when we're not around and gets mad at us for saying that. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, it's definitely something I shouldn't have said. I'm not proud of it. Let's not draw attention to it. Wow. That's crazy. They're overreacting for sure. That's pretty crazy. Wow. Guys, you get pretty mad at us for saying jokes like that. Well, anyways, I shouldn't have said it. That's messed up, man. Y'all want to know what she said? Y'all go ahead and tell them. Answer. No. I think it's fans, probably. Who's that?

Hello? Hello? Harper Zilmer? This is not Harper Zilmer. Is he Harper Zilmer? Do I look like Harper Zilmer to you? Nah. Is that Caleb Balboa? Balboa? Yes, it is. Heyo! Gotta go, I'm on the podcast. Bye. Okay, okay, bye-bye. Since I'm Harper, I gotta go. Bye. Alright, bye. Alright, bye. Bye. Alright, bye. Alright, bye. Alright, bye. You wanna make us hang up? Just hang up the phone. No, you hang up.

No, you hang up.

They're hanging up slowly one by one. I can see. No, they won't hang up. What? They all hung up on you. There's four of them. Wow, that's embarrassing. All four of the people on the good channel hung up on me. Wait, I'm very confused why they were calling me because they go to a different school. And my best friend was on that call, but it's not the guy. They probably called because they wanted to hear what joke Kate made. So, Kate, why don't somebody say it? No. Because genuinely, the second I said it, I was like, I shouldn't make jokes like that. It's called remorse. Yep. Yeah. Yeah.

i know that's why i'm talking really loud because i don't have a mic but i really like sitting here she said she looks like uh she said that she looks like the pumpkin from the squarehead like show and i feel so bad bro no my eye was swollen and no one told me until i went downstairs and my friend was like are you okay and i was like what and she was like you like you've been crying and then i was like that's not good and then i realized my eye looked funky and so i'm icing it to try to make it not look and where's the part where you said the inappropriate joke i'm not saying that it was it was the

pumpkin square head joke, I'm telling you. And it's okay, Kate. You almost broke the couch! I'm a ninja! Except you didn't land on your feet. Yeah, but I didn't land on my butt. That was kind of crazy. You're impressed, aren't you? You do it. Front flip. No, I'm not doing that. You totally got that. Can we spot you? Can you do it? Yeah. Do it. I'm in jeans. That's crazy. Go do it. I'm the only one here that can do that.

- I can do that. - That's such a lie, you know I can do that. - I'm the only one here that can do a front flip. - Cash, you know I can do a front flip. - Okay, do it. - Then do it. - I don't want to. - Why? - Just do it. - Because. - Because why? - That sounds, that's something that someone that can't do a front flip is gonna do. - No, no, no, go change. - Do a back flip. - Go change into shorts. - Listen, I just don't wanna do it. - No, sometimes. - Do a front flip. - Sometimes the shorts he wears are a little short. - Oh, he's gonna do it, let's go. - He's totally gonna eat it.

Yeah, we at least gotta film this. Wait, let me film, let me film. I'd rather just watch it live. Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on. Watch him die live. I'm gonna post this on my TikTok. I'm gonna go viral again. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Not three, not three. Okay, Madden, go. Here we go. Oh my gosh. Are you okay? That looked like it hurt. Here, you need some ice? You need some ice? Dude, your butt has to be hurting so bad right now. Your butt is fine.

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Land on his feet, then his butt. - Not on my feet, then my butt. - Matt, just go. - No, you went straight on your butt. - That's not true. I feel it in my feet. I hit my feet pretty hard. - All right, let's see it again. - I don't want to. My feet are hurting. - Hey, whoa, wait a second. I need you to stop right there, 'cause I gotta tell you something.

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Just do it. They're pretty bruised, I'm not going to lie. That didn't feel good. Thank you. No, he really, Kinsey just told him not to. Yeah, I got kind of worried. I was like, if I twist my ankle, she's going to be real mad. Yeah, he did all the laying on

I feel like I can do everything better than you. Yeah, how about that? I can't you literally did the same thing mine is definitely better Maverick can do everything better than you. Yeah, what about basketball? Huh? I still shoot better threes. What about a scootering? What are you doing? You are stretching aren't yeah, what about snowboarding me? Oh

I'm definitely a better snowboarder, don't I? I don't know what to do. I do feel like Cash is a better snowboarder. It's not going away. Yeah, thank you. I'm going to try a massage. Okay, what? Are we going through your skincare routine right now? Okay, do you want to feel my, um, it's not a sigh, it's a cyst. You want to feel my knob? I cleaned out Mav's, one of these, one of his pores today. Shut up! What? She just said she cleaned out his blackheads. They weren't blackheads. No! Cash has been begging Kat Mav to do this for years.

Oh, I can do yours right now. There's probably still some there, but I did do a lot. Give me your nose. Give me your nose. No, you're trying to kiss me. Just stand. No, stop. Okay, you're freaking weird. Give me the nose. What are you doing? Stop it. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. I'll kiss you. I'll kiss you. No, I won't. I'm not going to touch you. I'm not going to touch you. Please just stop. We can make this so much simpler. I'm not going to touch you. Do you touch my...

You're about to get hit. You're about to get hit. If you don't watch yourself, I'm gonna front post over you and kick you on my way out. Yeah, I'd like to see you try. Yeah, it's gonna be a spinning heel kick. Can you see through me? I don't think you could do that if you tried. I could probably do it better. Okay, look. We're done. I just want to up close to your nose.

wow look at your nose i'm trying to see your blackheads i don't have like i didn't bring out he has bad blackheads i will say maverick because he didn't like do any skincare or ever get his like pores cleaned he had the worst ever that is not true i have seen you without makeup your blackheads are worse than anyone what how does that mean again these women say things are mean when they say them first wait what happened i missed it kate said maverick's blackheads are the worst i said no uh hers are and i get pretty nice that's so

me no kates are good like they're good like i i remember looking at her and you don't have any blackheads i just have like cystic acne wow same you're just our biggest cheerleader today aren't you you're just hyping her up i mean if you want me to i will oh i can't watch you need a snow globe is that what they're called put it on your face get the get the swallowing have you heard what noise those make if you tap them together yes

Do it. He's trying to get you to shatter my snowblocks. No, they're not going to shatter. I have three sets of them. Give me those. They don't shatter. No, Mav. Please, Mav. Give them to me. They don't shatter. Let me make the noise. Can it rupture under your skin if you press it hard enough? I think so. And it'll spread the bacteria. That's what Holly said. What are you talking about? You're right. She said if you pop it. What are you doing, Cash? You look funky. I just want to be popular.

Are you trying to say like Harper? No. Hey, can I please see those little orange things y'all are holding? Seriously? I actually love these. No, I actually love these and I use them every single day. Tell her to give them to me. No, no, no. I will buy you a pair that you can play with and break, but not these ones. I'm not going to break them. Okay, okay. No one's taking you seriously with that thing on your face. You're looking pretty dumb if you ask me, bro. Well, I will buy

I will buy you a pair that you can play with and break if you want, but please not these ones, and I can't trust you to hold these. These are drunk elephant ones. I'm not going to break them. You're going to act drunk with the drunk elephant ones on. Please don't. No, you're not. I would rather you not. You'd rather me not? Put this in the fridge or the freezer? I don't know how you sit like this. I literally can't do it any longer. This hurts. You're not even sitting like her. You're like halfway. This is how you sit.

Oh, her shoulders like touch her thigh. She has achieved the C posture. Oh, wow. No, she's just a cheerleader. Wait, can I pick you up like this? How do you do that? I don't think you can pick her up like that. Careful with your shorts. She has to hold her own ankles. Hold your own ankles, okay? Okay. What the heck? Wait, turn sideways. Turn her sideways. That's literally how you do it. Like that's

- How you do what? No, I'm just a normal thing. That's how it's done. - That's literally how you do it. - Try to put your toes all the way down to your thighs. - I can't. - I can do that. - Oh, I was stretching today at the gym and I was so proud of myself to touch my toes. - Do it. - All right, what do you want me to do? - This, so put your stomach down to your thighs and put your . - I was gonna go to the gym today too. - But what? - I threw up. - So you didn't go? - No. - Do it, he's not as good as me. - He's not as good as anyone as anything.

I bet I can do a push-up with you on my back. She's not even 100 pounds. Like, what? Fine. I bet I can do a push-up with you on my back. I'm not even 100 pounds. You and Harper on my back. Okay, no, you can't do that. Yeah, I can. I bet you can't even do one with me on your back. Yeah, I can. You want to see? Yeah. Okay, let's do it. I'm about to embarrass you, bud. All right, let's go. You don't know how fat I am. Come on. Okay.

- I can't do it like that. - Why don't you get on him like that? - Your shoulders look big. - My ankles. - Careful. - The curvature. - I'm just gonna sit on your back, bro. - Matt, I have to have my shoulder mobility. You have shoulder mobility. - He looks like he's on a horse. - You can't sit on this part. - Why not? - That's called shoulder mobility. - You hear this guy? He wants me to sit down, like stretch my butt, and you don't have all my weight. - How long can you sit right here?

If I put all my weight here, you can't do it. Yeah, if I lay down across you, but then you're not moving as much weight. I don't think my eyes look better, but I think I'm going to stop for a minute. Do it. Lay on top of you. No, do it how you want. It might look very weird, but he looks like he's riding a horse. Can he get up? Can he do it? What are you doing, Mav? Breathe. Push. Why are you doing? Show my shoulders. Push. I think so.

Let go of my boots. Push! What are you doing? Let go of my head. I need something to hold on to. Go. I have my shirt if you need. Why are you sitting on him like that? Yeah, thank you. That's a crazy way to sit on someone. This is wild. Because I want it to be max heaviness. Push! He can't do it.

Wait, let me try. Scoop back a little. See, that way is way easier. Wait, get up real quick. What are you doing? Are you just trying to hug me? Get up real quick. Did you get jealous that he was giving me attention? Get up real quick. Hey, what are you doing? You look so awkward. Give me a second.

Mallory knows if you sit right here, it stops their shoulder from moving. So he's trying to do that. That's not what it does. It's just more weight at the top. And he even tried to grab me right here so it stops this from moving. What? If you sit right here, their shoulder cannot go up. First off, if that's true, first off, thank you for giving me credit because that's way smarter than I even knew I was. Okay? Yeah, I know biology. I did not think that far. I'm just thinking I need to put the max weight on your arms.

Because if I put it across your whole body, then it's not that heavy. Your shoulder has to have movement to do this. It's just this. Just lay on him and see what happens. Your shoulder. Okay, so let me ask you this. When you do bench press, how does that work? You're on the bench like this. Your shoulders are past the bench. Not if you are Kinsey.

And I still bench press. It's fine. Yeah, see? A girl just showed you up. And bench pressing is different than a push-up. No, it's push-up. What do you mean? It's completely different. No, it's not completely different. If you can't do it, then I'm going to smack this on your face. That is fan art. Okay.

All right, but seriously, let me see if I can do both of you at the same time. Laying down? You can't even do Maverick. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. No, like the normal human way. Listen, it's way easier if somebody lays down, so that's what he wants to try. We're not going to lay down on you. Yes, do it. We're not laying down on you. Move real quick, baby. Baby. Can you move real quick? Dude, this segment's over. I'm done with it. Just do it. Just do it. Segment's over. He's embarrassed because I'm going to push up both of you.

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- Yeah, I can. Okay, do it. If they lay down. - I don't know about that one, Mav. - Okay. - Only if they lay down though. - Okay, do it. - Well, we're both gonna get squashed. - Okay, let's do it. All right, go. - Okay. - I really didn't wanna stand up. - All right. - You got it. - We're here now. - I told y'all, here we go. - Mav, I really don't know if you can-- - All right, make sure y'all talk loud so they can hear you. - The fiance is doubting. She said, "Mav, I don't know if you can do this." - All right, Leon and Kinsey.

Yeah, just lay on him. Or on his shoulder blades and see how well it works. Alright, now Harper, you lay on Kinsey. Alright, here we go. Sorry, Kinsey, I might break you into my sheer weight. Wherever you are, it doesn't matter. The bottom. Yeah, start at the bottom. Alright, you got this. Make sure y'all talk loud. Alright! And go, Matt. Okay, well, Harper, wait one more time. Harper's gotta stay on. It's not your fault, Harper. Your hair smells

Alright, and go. They fell off again and Matt did a girl push up. His knees were on the ground the entire time. I did see your knees on the ground. Oh, I'd like to see you go perfectly straight. Can you help me? Matt's going to purposely try and mess up. He's going to grab my shoulders and everything. That was so much higher than Tizzy was. This is literally where she was sitting.

Alright Harper, get on. No. I need you to get up. I'm not touching his bald spot. Yeah, Kenzie. This is way more weight. That is so rude. Kenzie's literally about the same weight as me. She's also the same height as me. I have way more weight on me than I already do. That's even more weight.

I think you can do it, Cash. I think you can do it, Cash. Three, two, one. I could feel it. No, even cameraman said I didn't do a girl push-up.

My knees were not on the ground. Yes, but he started with them on the ground. No. And then lifted off. I had to hold on for dear life. And you had two girls on your back. Imagine that. You all just fall off. Yeah, you're not a very good, like, what's that called? The top of the cheer chain? I am a flyer. You're not a very good flyer. You're not a very good flyer. You gotta really grab onto him. His neck's probably not okay. I was gripping that thing. Yeah, Matt was trying to keep me down. He was like, no, I was trying to not fall off because you're like...

I'm actually a good flyer, but today my bases got mad at me because I literally, oh my gosh, this cystic acne is insane. It really is. What is cystic acne? I've been looking at it all day. No, shut up. In your eye? What is cystic acne? Would someone like to tell me what cystic acne is? Oh, I see. Yeah, it's really bad. Is cystic acne just acne? No, it's like acne that's so deep in your skin and it's like it'll go away but come back because it's cystic.

Why'd you say that was so depressing? I don't think anyone really knows what it is. I think they're just saying the word. I think when you say cystic, it just sounds worse. What's going on? What's wrong? Nothing. Oh, not this again. Nothing. What did you expect starting a podcast with girls? You thought we'd be like push-up contesting all the time? I did not think that.

I did not think they were starting a party with girls. Can you stop? Would have one of them not stop singing. The other one saying nothing. And then the other one have ice balls on her eyes. And then the other one can't do a push up. He can't do a push up. Not even one. You don't think we were going to be like, I don't know, doing push up contests with you? No.

Sometimes. Last episode she did. She literally did a point game contest. Well, this episode she feels like she's singing. Can y'all believe I knew a front flip? I haven't done that in years. Do it again. Land it. Do it again. I just did it. I think he's terrified to do it again. I've gotta

God, I really want to do it. I got my scary. Do it, do it, do it. I think you'll be okay. You can do a front flip. I'll grab you if you're not going all the way. I don't know, guys. I don't like when she does things like this here. I can literally grab her in the air. Yes, but then she hurts herself and then. No. It's a liability. She's never hurt herself. If she's not going to make it, I can just stop her in time. Okay. She's going to be fine. Please do a front flip because maybe the singing will stop. Maybe I'll not. You can definitely do a back flip off of it.

You do backflips all the time. Harper, at worst, I'm just going to grab you. Can you do backflips off of it? No, I'd hit the ceiling. No, he levitates so high in the air. He would jump pretty high. He would jump so high, his head would just go, boop, through the ceiling. Are y'all crazy? I would literally hit the ceiling. He would be stuck up there. I would literally hit the ceiling, and y'all know it. Imagine you just pull a cartoon, and your head just gets stuck, and his feet are just wiggling. Or like Ramona and Beezus or whatever, and where she was stuck in the wall. Who's Ramona and who's Beezus?

Ramona and Beezus? There was a movie. Read a book? Never. Never. He's never read a book. Ramona and Beezus. Who could ever love a girl named Beezus? Jesus. What? Okay, that's enough for that. That was from the movie. All right, Harper, you got it. Do the flip. Okay. All right, ready? Wait, do you want me to spot you or no? No. You want me to spot you? Oh, I'm going to look away. Let me spot you. I'm scared. I'm going to go straight.

I'm just gonna stand here. No, I'm gonna stand here. No, this side. I'm scared guys! No, I believe in you. You're fine. Stop! Sorry. Don't do it while he's trying to catch her. Can I just do it and you catch me? Oh, you want me to catch you for real? Yes. Good tip. I'm stressed.

Don't do it if you can't! You're not even gonna touch the ground this time. Kay, can you do it? We should bring the beanbag over here. I can't do a somersault. We need the beanbag over here to catch her. Yeah, she like has like a mental block. This is a lost cause. Front flips. Thank you. I have a mental block on back flips and this guy don't believe me. I cannot go backwards. I shall not go backwards. Kay, can I see a back bend? I just said I shall not go backwards. Matt was like a cyber truck in a back bend but he started crying about it a few episodes ago. I can do a back bend but that's it. I can't go. I'm a cyber truck man.

That was crazy. After, after. Wait, who was that called a cyber truck? I didn't want to cry. I did. After Kate called Maverick a cyber, said he's built like a cyber truck, homie literally sold his cyber truck. It affected him that much. No, that's not why I sold my cyber truck. I think it might be. Oh, it's just not even close. That's actually such a funny TikTok. Me thinking about the time Maverick got called a cyber truck, so he sold his own cyber truck. Hey, I got something. Oh, you got mail. I got mail today. Woo.

And me and Kate, we sponsor a kid. Oh, you were thinking about having kids. Yeah, but we also sponsor one. Yeah. Oh. So me and Kate sponsor a kid from Compassion. What does that mean? Is that your kid? It means you have compassion. Is it our kid? Is that manual? What does that mean? Yeah, so you know those kids that you can...

Oh, like... Compassion is an international program where you can pick a kid and sponsor, which means you send a little bit of money to each month to help out the child and their family. I believe you can also adopt through Compassion. Oh, I did not know that. I think so. Yeah, but pretty much like families that live in poverty in like third world countries. Anyways, we got our Compassion thing in today. Me and Kate have a kid named Emmanuel that we sponsor. No. What? It's just Manuel. Manuel? Manuel.

Manual? Like a manual? It's like... I don't think either of you know how to say it. Spanish, okay? I'm not Spanish. Okay, so... Where is he from? Guatemala. So he's not Spanish. Oh my gosh, Mav. You know it's Spanish, right? You know Spanish isn't a freaking... Spanish is a language. You know that, yeah? Where is he from? I am from Texas. Guatemala. You know they speak...

I think it would be half. You might want to check that one out. I know because he writes all his letters in Spanish. Okay, how would you know if it's Spanish or like Portuguese? Hey, Harper. Well, I... Shut up. What language do they speak in Guatemala? He draws me like pictures and then his teacher writes for me. They speak Spanish in Guatemala and there are 22 different languages also. Shit.

Hey, watch me be a famous... I'm gonna go in Spanish, though. Watch me be a successful singer when I grow up, and you're gonna regret all the times you said, shut up. No, I still won't, actually. I'd be like, wow. Actually, if I ever get nominated for an award, I'm gonna say, I thank you for the LOL podcast.

um i'm gonna say that i'm not kidding except cash though i'm thank you for though except cash i will actually say if i get nominated for any award how about y'all do that too wait what what award are we getting like if we get a grammy in the future okay yeah or a golden globe in the future so but you realize if you say like shout out to the animal podcast it just sounds like you're shouting yourself right shout out to me i'm just saying cash um cash and uh

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Is it? Yeah, that's it. Only my manager for a year. All right. This letter. Oh, that was awkward. She dropped us. Yeah. She fired me from her management.

Harper, why'd you fire him? My mom fired him. I didn't have any say in it. I actually didn't have any say in it. Wait, why'd you get fired? It's okay. I really didn't have any say in it. Well, we'll take you back any time, honey. No, it actually happened at a perfect time. I was helping out Harper with her stuff when she first started, but then all of our stuff just started taking off more and more, as you know, my viral curling iron video.

And now, I don't really have time to manage you. So don't come back. If anybody wants to manage me, just... Honey, you have people. Do I actually? I do not know anything. Like, I'm being so... You literally are assigned to a management company. I'm being so damn serious. I don't have an agent. Like, I know that I have Maddie and Riley or something like that. That's all. Or something like that. You have an agent. All right, the compassion letter. Yay!

You should make a Christmas song. I'm going to throw her out the window now. I'll just be the face in it. Tell us something. It's important. Tell us. Emmanuel. Does it say beer cake? I'm never sponsoring you. She might not even hear you. You should sing it to us. Emmanuel, our sponsor kid, has a birthday coming up. Actually, something passed. Has a birthday coming up.

And our donations must be sent in by July 10th. Yeah. In case y'all are wondering, it's past July 10th and Kate forgot to send our kid a birthday present. No, she didn't. That tells you how much you know. Wait, what? We sent him a gift. Oh, we did? Yes, we did. What did you send him? What did we get him? You can check a box that says send extra money for his birthday. So I did. You just sent him extra money?

Well, yes, because I don't know what he physically needs. So you send the extra money to the people that see him like on a daily basis can buy him what he needs. Oh, really? Yeah. Same thing with Christmas. So you didn't send him an extra gift. How much money you send him? I think it was like 40 bucks. Wow. Generous. So you think you sent him money.

but then they specifically asked you to this is big coming from Maverick Maverick's got a compassion kid and his card on file isn't valid anymore so they keep sending him big red letters not true not true your kid doesn't get payments my kid gets all the payments you took a

kid and then you didn't even send him the money? My kid gets more than enough. I spend way more money on my kid than your kid. I'll tell you that. Not more than $40. Oh, yes, I do. That's for sure. $40? Let's see. Unfortunately, you can't actually send the kids much money or else then you just gotta send it to another kid. Like, you can't send one kid like $200 and the other kid nothing. It's like, if you send like $200, you gotta divide it up between multiple kids. Hey! They just sent me a picture of what he got for his birthday. Hey, let's see. Let's see. Is he smiling? Yes, he's smiling. Look how pretty.

I don't know if I can't maybe we can like just blur his face out yeah you can pop it up yeah we'll cover his face but he's like I think he's seven now we've been sponsoring him since he was five we actually started sponsoring him before we got married yeah we did for real yeah um so we've we've had like we've had him for a while yeah does he know that y'all are like influencers

Does he know about the podcast? He's only seven. I don't think he has an iPhone. They don't give him enough for that. You should give him an iPhone. Like I said, you can't actually give the kids anything crazy because then you'd have to divide it up between kids. Yeah, he got a t-shirt, shorts, and a tracksuit. He says he's happy and goodbye. Bye. I'm selling my queen these tracksuits.

For $200 million. What the? $2 million? Sell them for quite a bit. No, $200 million. $200 million. $200 million. Wait, let me see the picture. Imagine. Let me see the Emmanuel. I was going to send it to Alex. Don't worry. No, no, I was just showing it. Oh. Adorable. He's cute. He is cute. He's super cute. He's a cutie. And he draws, he like draws pictures and stuff.

But yeah, that's my problem. What's your kid's that you sponsor? What's his name? He doesn't have one yet because he can't pass his form or whatever. Me? I can barely say it. It's UNS. UNS what? Wait, where's, is it a little girl or a little boy? It's a boy. Where's he from? UNS? Where's he from? He's from like Paraguay or something. However you say that one. Paraguay? Paraguay?

paraguay is that what you meant paraguay that really how you say it i think it's paraguay okay so you don't know his name you don't know his country you and eza i don't know he's like three oh he was like one so it's not like he talks hardly mine doesn't even draw pictures really how old is he

I just thought he was like three. Oh. Oh. He doesn't do anything. He's like 14. I sent him a letter and he didn't even send anything back. Well, I guess if he's that little, yeah. I do adopt a Christmas tree or whatever. He said like, you and Neza is grateful for. And I was like, oh, thanks for saying that. We actually sponsored a kid when I was little. And we sponsored them for like 18 years. We did it with my mom.

You still sponsor that kid. Wait, no. Once they're 18, they age out. She's kicked off the... Yeah, it's just like... But anyways, we got a fun thing to do today. What's that? Pregnancy test. Tens units. Pregnancy test. No. Not take the first one. That will not be happening. We have a period cramp simulation.

Thank you. I was hoping someone would do that. You're hoping she'd sing? No. Sing. Simulator. Okay. Ow.

Get it? Vector? So you're saying you want to try it to see? It's a TENS unit. Apparently it makes you feel like period cramps. There's no way. I know how to set that thing up. Here, give it to me. There's no way that this actually resembles what actual cramps feel like. What do you mean by that? It's supposed to... You put it on the outside, just on your stomach. You know where your hip bones are? Go inwards. You have to put it on the outside. You have to put it right there. Well, also, it's just like...

I don't know. It doesn't seem like that can, like, really mimic it the right way. Because... Don't put it in your... What are you doing, Mav? Why are you looking like that? Trying to seduce him while you set him up for privacy change? I don't like the way he's eyeing me right now. What? Yeah, I don't think... I'm very interested to test out... Look, I broke my nails.

I'm very interested to test out this pregnancy. Wait, what's it called? No. Period cramp. Oh, yeah. What are you guys talking about? Period cramp stimulator. Okay, period cramp stimulator. I'm going to experience period cramps for the... Are you putting them in the right spot, though? I'm going to experience period cramps for the first time in my life. What are you talking about? Can I put them on so that they can at least go in the right spot? I'm going to. I know what

I don't think you even want to put your hands where they need to be. No, they can't hear you. Sit right there. They can't hear me. Sit right there. Sit in my spot. Oh my gosh. I'm not sitting right there. Lift your shirt up. Lift your shirt up. Why do y'all argue like you're literally eight? Okay. Children. I'm going to go get a period now.

Gonna go get on my period. Lift it up. He doesn't know. I don't vibe with that. Don't say that, Cash. He looks like a maid. I'm gonna go get on my period now. I'm gonna go get my period on. Okay. Rock on. I'm gonna get my period on. That's not right, Mav. It's already wrong. You're already wrong. It has to go lower. It has to go lower. It needs to go like

Yes, you're just going to get a stomach cramp. Yeah. This is not a stomach cramp. It's not going lower. It has to go lower. You think I control where mine goes? It's not going lower. I mean, that's not happening. It has to go by your hip bone. No, you don't. No, you don't. This is just a scam. You're not giving the audience what they came for. Oh, my gosh. I'm not even going to say it.

Well, wait, can I test the theory first? Can we do it on me first? No, no, we got him. We got him. This is Mercury. What do you want from me, Kenzie? I want you to put it where it belongs. This is very sick. I'll tell you, it does not belong. Well, because you're about to be like, oh, it's just a little

Don't know don't you max it out. I'm not doing nothing yet. Try level one first. Should be really far down. This is just your abs. Oh my gosh kids do you want me to have kids later on? Because I can't put them very low. Hey if it's hard I'm going to punch you. Promise you. If it's max 10 I'm going to punch you. Yeah. Right there in the solar plexus. And I'll rip it off at the same time. Level one level one.

Feel anything. Do you feel anything? I do. I feel a tiny bit of tingling. Is it tingling? My period's starting. Oh, no. Okay, this is day one. How does day one feel? Oh, day one's not that bad. No, that's not what I'm saying.

No! Inaccurate. Is day two the worst? There's seven days. Day two is the worst. Pull it off. I can't. Pull it off. Wait, why'd you put it on? No, that was not day two. I've seen Kate on day two. That's not that bad. Dude, go back to day one. Okay, okay. Day one of my period. Here we go. Day one.

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Okay, we're gonna go to day three you know wait you know what go on day two and do a physical activity Bro he is flexing so hard. No don't touch it. We gotta go to day three. I'm bumping up to day three. Actually? Yeah, so call me dramatic okay? Oh my gosh!

- Face planted. - That was literally level three. - Put it on your hand. - It's ice cream! - Put it on your hand and try to drink water. I'm weirdly obsessed with drinking water. - Oh my gosh! That is crazy. - Wait, I need to test it to see if it's accurate. - It's still on, it's still on. - All right, sit up there, sit up there so we can put it on. Sit up there so the camera can see better. - I want that thing now. - Sit up there. - I need to know how that actually felt.

I'll do it myself. No, I know how to do it. I know how to do it. And I know the pain I won't do it to you. I won't. I got to number three on you. I got to number three. No, I know. I know. I know. Give it to me. I wasn't someone in this. Matt, I know the pain. Okay, okay. Let's do it together. We'll do it together. We'll each take one. No, after, after. We'll each take one. We'll do this together. After. No, we're getting to day four together.

No, after after. Can I control it? Mav, I promise you, you have my word I would not do that because I know how bad it feels. Can I control it? No, no, I got it. Well, Mav's gonna do four. If you did four. Oh. I'm like, how does it feel to sit on a couch with two guys having their period? I don't want to talk about it. Alright. Mav has a hairy stomach and it's really ugly. Yeah.

Okay. All right. Cash. Yes, ma'am? I got to the number three on you, and you were dead. Yes, ma'am. I'm aware how it works. Also, I just broke this. How do I break everything? Because you broke it. Oh, wait. Okay. Oh, my gosh. It's sad. Hold on. Oh.

Okay, it's fixed. I already feel it. Okay, it's on. Yes, Mav. I know how it works, dog. I know how a period works, man. Alright. Here we go. Mav is now on his period today. The left side of his uterus is not having a good day. What? Ow. Ow. The left side hurt. Does the right side hurt yet? It's on fire. Alright, let me know when you're ready. Let me know when you're ready for level three. Ow.

No, it hurts bad Okay, are you ready for level three? All right, man. Take in time is going morning morning sickness of level threes coming Yes, you know so much about the cycle

I feel like that's not what a period is like. Yeah, I feel like this is worse.

- It burns, it burns. - Are you okay? - In case y'all are wondering, that's level three out of eight. - It gets so hot. - I know, that's what I'm saying. - Hey, let's put it on your face. - Okay. - No. - Wait, no please, you guys already tried to do this. - Remember when Justin Bieber had that one thing where one of the sides of his face wasn't working in the other one? - Yeah, that was creepy. - Can we not, can we not, can we not? - No, I'll control my face. - Make sure it's off, make sure it's off. - Cash! - Make sure it's turned off. - Stop it. - It's okay. - Hold on, turn it off.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, I turned it off. Cash, cash, cash, cash. I gotta control my face. No, no, I have to control my face. Cash. It's my face, man. No.

No, let him control his face, dang it. Don't mess me up, bro. You literally still had it on. Can we not? Don't mess up my face, bro. No, hold on. One on your face, one on your arm. First do this. It's okay, baby. Can we do one on your arm? After this, Matt. First do this. No, after this. Ready? Okay. It's on.

Take it off! Take it off! We're going to level 3. Take it off! Level 4. Level 5. Level 6. Wait, it's not on. I never turned it on. That's how easy she is. It's not even on, Kate. Was that not obviously fake? I was like... Alright, now we'll actually turn it on. No! Alright. I gotta control it, though.

What if you can't? What if you can't get through? You better save me then. Level one. Level one. He's okay. He's gonna be alright. I'm glad you're concerned for me. Shut up! You're doing great, buddy. You're doing great, sweetie. Why does he in this one spin? You twist to the other way. Which way do you spin it?

Is it on? Oh, there we go. Is it on your face? Like, is it on? All right, here we go. Oh, it's on. Shut up. It's on. Why can't you just listen to me? All right, here we go. It's 150 volts. Level one on my face. I'm having cramps on my face. Okay, he has 300 now. Do you feel it? No, not yet. Ooh. Stop, Cash. Stop. Are you on one or two? Go even harder. Go higher. Hold on. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Are we serious right now? No, I wasn't. I think that. Doing it on your face is dumb people activity. What? Stupid people. Somebody with zero brain cells would do it on their face. Well, that's just insulting to my brain.

Why do you do stupid things? Fine, we won't do our face. But we'll do our hands. Yes. We'll do my hand now. No, and face. No. My face kind of fell. Do it to your face, Maverick. She don't care about your face. You're so quick to put her on his face. Put her on your face. No. Man, Harper is here for the drama. Why would I put her on my face? You want her on your face? Sure. No, no, no. Harper, no. Okay. Oh my goodness. What is... Who died and made you boss? Put this on.

No, don't put it on her face. My cheeks actually feel weird. Yeah. Oh, wow. It's almost like Kate was right. You shouldn't put it on your freaking face. Do I still smile the same? Okay, ready? Wait, wait, wait. Where else do I put it? Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Do me too. Do me too at the same time. Okay, okay. I'm scared. You guys will be connected. Me and Kinsey are wrestled like this. Put them on the same spot. Wait, where did you put yours, Harper? I remember that.

Oh, should I put it like right here? Put it right here? Like on that bicep. Yeah, like right here. Yeah. Okay. You guys are about to be connected like the avatars. All right. Ready? Here we go. Level one. Go slow though. Don't hurt her. Oh, he's looking out for me. Can y'all feel anything? A little bit. It's going to start cooking. Your fingers are moving. Really? Okay. It's mine. Stop mine. Stop mine. Stop mine. You're fine. Leave it on. No, stop it. Stop mine. You just more of a baby than me. You definitely jacked mine up more than her. We're literally in the same spot. We're...

You jacked mine up way more. No, we're literally both at three. Okay, go again. Go again. He definitely jacked mine up higher. Look, I'll show you. Put yours back on. She's at three. Okay, it's back on. I'm not at three. I can move my hand just fine. That's what I'm saying. Look, you're at three too. Can I see I'm at three? Okay, no, I'm fine right now. Oh, look at my arm. Ah!

Don't jack it up that high. I didn't jack it up at all. Okay, okay. Stop it. Stop it. She's fine and you're freaking out over nothing. I saw you just moving mine. I did not move anything. No, actually put mine up higher. I don't care if I get hurt. Okay, okay. Adjust hers. Whoa, do you see my muscle? Ooh. Ooh. She's on four. You're on three. Okay, now you're on four with her.

Okay, stop it! Stop it! One more higher? No, stop, stop! One more higher! Stop it! I'm kidding, I'm kidding. But yeah, you can do it one more higher. One more higher for you? Wait, wait, wait, hold on. She's really showing you up today, I'm not gonna lie. I know, my muscles are weak. No, mine are stronger than yours. No, it's like, it gets to a point where it's like, it like feels nice. What is that noise? Oh, somebody's getting a phone call. Me, I'm guessing. Oh, that's fine. Alright, go.

Alright, go slow. I moved mine to a different spot. I'm not sure how this is gonna work. I'm whipping Nene, bro! Oh, shoot! My bicep cramps! You want more? She's chilling on four and you're on two. Let me see this. She's on three, you're on two. No, I'm not. Slowly go up to three.

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Oh my gosh! Alright. Well, this was great. Okay, ready? No, you hold it on yours. Ready? This won't work, will it? It shouldn't work. We should work on your leg? No, it won't work. Do it. Wait, wait, wait. Turn it on. Turn it on. Turn it on. You gotta get in on this. Come here. Stick one eye catches the other arm. Put one on my arm.

We're just here in this episode. I know. No, no, no, no, no. No. Take... Ah! Harper, fix the mic in front of you. Take this one on Harper and you hold her hand. No, no, no. Stick this one on Harper and now you hold her and me. It's going to go through you. Ready? No, no, no. Just like this. No, this will go through you. No, this is better. Ready? So wait, do I stick one on mine? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, me and you. No, we need to do the same one. All right, me and Harper are connected and me and Mal are connected. Ready? Okay, three. Turn them on to like level three or something. Okay, grab me.

Grab. Hold on. I can't feel anything yet. Me neither. Here it goes. I can feel it a little bit. No, go on out. Ready, ready? Wait. Explain what's happening. Here we go. Electricity is going through you to help her. Yeah, I have like the positive end and she has the negative end, so watch. It doesn't work until they grab each other. Just grab my hand.

No, that's enough. No, no. No, I promise it's enough. I have to know if it'll work. Put it on her. It's definitely enough. You don't even know what's happening. They do. Put that one on her. Oh my gosh. This one on you. Okay, ready? No, now you grab me and grab her. Okay. What are you?

I only have one on, Einstein. I know. Einstein. I don't know what's happening. Ready? Yeah. Okay, I feel a little. You feel that? Y'all feel this as a community? Just a little bit. I'm feeling that. Put it up higher. As a community? Ow. Look at my bicep. Look at my bicep. I feel it. Do you feel it, guys? Look at her first hand. It's strong. Oh, I'm feeling hard. I can't turn it off. I can't turn it off. I can't turn it off.

Idiots. Y'all are so stupid. Like literally. He couldn't let go. I could feel his hands squeezing. That was sick. Hey that was sick. No that's like how did this happen? Did y'all hear that? Back and broke his whole chair. I didn't know such thing.

That was so fun. Cash couldn't let go of our hands, so we were like this. Anyways. Wow, this was fun. I like periods, man. That's good. That's good stuff. Dude, I wish I had periods. That's good stuff right there. I could do that all the time. Well, what do y'all want to talk about now? What, Kate? About how Maverick broke the chair. That was just so icky. I broke the chair. Look what chair you're sitting in. Dang, Harper, you gained some weight. You broke that chair like nothing. Oh. Sorry. Here, we'll stand it up and you can break it. Ready?

Break it? It's already broken. I want to see WWE style. No, right here, right here. Oh my gosh. You got to straighten this up. You want to break everything else on the set while you're at it? Okay. All right, Debra's going to RKO the table. Do it from right here. You got to jump out like that. Oh my gosh, she's going to hurt herself. No, she's fine. She's going to hurt herself. All right. What way should I go? You got to jump out like that.

Don't bother her. She normally falls on the ground. Okay. Harper, don't hurt her. I won't hurt myself, I swear. All right, here she goes. Wait, should I put my knees on it, too? No, you should just body slam it. What the freak was that? Is anyone else not impressed? I'm glad. No, you go over there. You don't deserve the chair. Fine, you body slam it now. We already did. Oh, yeah. Forgot about that. Go watch the other episode, guys. I had your phone. Oh. Oh. I'm so hot. What do you guys want to talk about?

I'm pretty hungry. I feel like we've ignored Kate and Kenzie. Kate, Kenzie, what do you guys want? Food. Yeah. Besides food. That's all Kenzie said this whole episode is food. I don't know. I was thinking personally. What the heck? That's what I was going to talk about. Y'all remember when I used to have that really long snake? It was like 10 feet long. Yeah. What if we got another one? Nope. I don't want that. And who took my phone? And we kept it right here behind us on the podcast and it's just moving behind us. You got my phone. No. She took my phone.

Me? No. I hated the snake. So stupid. What? The snake was cool. No snake. You're telling me you're going to bring a snake inside the house that is longer than your body, that can hurt somebody, but you don't want Stella to be inside? It's right there. What? Oh. You hit my thumb behind her.

Yeah, I did. Here's the thing about the snake. It only eats like once every week. So it's easy to take care of. It's just so like dumb. Like there's no point in having one. But imagine how cool the snake would be right here, Cash. None of us like love snakes. Just slithering behind us. Like nobody here is like a snake enthusiast and loves snakes. So it's just like dumb to get one. Okay.

Harper likes snakes. You like that one snake. Yeah, I did. That was a fun snake. It was, I guess. What snake? In my video that flopped. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was a floppy video. It was kind of floppy. It was funny, though. Floppy. That was a funny video, though. My op was in it. Cash. Yeah, Cash is your op. Obviously, Cash is your op. No one else could be your op. Wait. In what video? My last Leave Limo video. If you want to, you can go watch that. Go subscribe. Oh, yeah. I don't like snakes. Pfft.

actually don't go watch that it's gonna be deleted any dinosaurs i don't like snakes alligators or sharks i know sharks aren't dinosaurs you don't like sharks i do not like sharks huh i know you don't like sharks and alligators because you said it in one episode i actually do feel like we were a funny podcast oh really sometimes i hope so considering our name because i actually sometimes watch it and i actually like laugh right i do too sometimes and then other

other times I'm watching I'm like hmm why do people watch this yeah it's just like like the one time Parker came on and was like who is watching this mid episode thanks for that yeah literally we had our friend come on the episode Parker Pan I don't know if y'all saw that episode or not he literally sits down he goes what the

who watches this like i'm not like sorry guys but this is dumb yeah turns out his episode is our worst episode ever did you know that what wow that's an interesting fact we looked it up it was the worst performing episode of all time lowest viewed of all time is that true yes it's parker's episode parker's episode is the worst of all time when i saw parker at the good source where is it low-key light in my day

I was like, oh my gosh. We're going to tell him you said that. I know him. I know him. And I'm going to go say hi to him. Let's see. Our worst performing episode ever. Which means you should go rewatch it.

Oh, actually, no, but he's in the top six of the worst performed. Oh, what's the worst performing one? The worst performing one? Well, right now it's the one we just posted. Everything that we've ever done that says I got attacked did horrible. Yeah, you guys don't like it when people attack things. Also, our two worst episodes are the ones with Maverick as the thumbnail. And you. Don't forget you. Well, that's only because that one was posted ten days ago. Let's see the ones that performed the best. No, three months and three months. Yeah. Is it the videos itself or

or is it like Harper Harper Harper Harper Kate yeah there's a lot of you Harper there yeah but is Harper also the topper for me Harper is the worst and the best yes let's see well no Kate top videos ever are

kate and harper having them in the opening up about their mental health funniest moments of 2023 yep calling out piper rockelle first kiss stories yeah kate looking through my phone oh me playing kiss marry kill with me and kate talking about our pregnancy or what's that maverick talking about the love of his life me talking about only one percent can do this harper talking about your life

What? I wasn't here for that episode. Oh. Mav has a crush on Harper. I mean, Harper has a crush on Mav. Chick-fil-A girl interview exclusive episode. Keep it going, Harper. I remember, oh, we're pregnant. Harper has a crush on Mav. I think I got to go. Let's see all the things that are real. All right. What was...

What was what? Sorry. Oh, my gosh. I just saw the camera. More drama. I realized we were on camera for a second. In the top 10 episodes, Kate is in the most thumbnails. Wow. You don't like me? She is in six out of the top 10. Really? Yeah. Wow. Kate's a hit. Kate is a hit. Cash is in one, two, three, four, five. Harper's in five. And I'm in four. Well...

Also, kind of a flex for Kinsey, our most viewed episode ever in the first five days is Kinsey's one and only thumbnail. Kinsey's slaying it. What can I say? Look at the new face. New face who it is. Well, I feel so honored that you guys are seeing my face. I got a fun game. Go ahead. If all of us played a professional sport, what sport would it be? What sport would Maverick play?

We all know what sport I'm taking gold in in every way. No, you don't say it. Swimming. We all say it. High jump. Hold on. I'm in drama. I watched him jump on a huge box in the gym. Wait, I think we did play this game. Yeah, we did play this game. I think we gave you swimming. I think I got swimming. And I remember what you got was like that, like, what is it called? Where they throw the thing down the ice. Curling. Curling. I hate curling. No, you got curling. We can talk about it after. Okay, thank you. What do you got to talk about?

Drama. There's big drama in the world. There has been a lot of drama. As soon as these cameras stop rolling, just the drama. Do you guys ever think about that? The tears flow. The fights flow. It just hit me a while ago when I was like, whoa. And then I looked at the camera. Like, do you guys ever realize? Like, look at this. We're filming right now. Like, no, no, no. You're not filming. There's a million people watching you. Yeah, that's kind of weird. Because honestly... And with a sidebar. Like, imagine a million people in the audience. What's everybody's first reaction? Everybody do it. Three, two, one, go.

I'm not gonna lie, he does that all the time when he sees people. I saw him do it literally in basketball yesterday. It's a social interaction thing. He doesn't know how to handle people. I did do it in basketball. When a guy's passing me in basketball and I'm not allowed to block him because it's a foul, I just do this. Mr. Mr.

Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Yesterday, we were playing pickleball, and I was trying to distract Alex and Cash from hitting the ball, and he pulled his pants down and showed me the bare bottoms of his butt. I did. Ew. And it distracted Kinsey, who was behind me. She didn't even see it. Oh, yeah. But somehow she got distracted. Yeah, Matt and Kinsey are on teams on pickleball. Me and Alex are on teams.

What about Kate? Kate went to the car after one game. She got tired. Yeah, Kate got super bored. Kenzie's about to serve. Maverick shows me and Alex his butt. Me and Alex are so used to seeing his butt. We're just like... Kenzie's serving and laughs and misses. She doesn't even see anything. She can't even see anything. But she laughs and misses. And the ball goes down. And we're like, wow, Matt, you distracted your own teammate. It was the worst decision I ever made. Yeah. Well, honestly, in sports...

I don't think I'm meant for that to do the Olympics. Yeah, guys, I'm not even capping. Every time we go play pickleball, we have to go set up the net too. Like we got to take apart this whole night and set it up. Kate plays one game and she's like, I'm cooked. All right, I'm ready to go home. Y'all. Yeah. I could, if I want, if I tried, maybe, maybe like those little airsoft guns they shoot.

Maybe. What? No. It takes very minimal effort. Oh, like those little pellet guns? Yeah, they hurt. Are you talking about the State Fair, the water guns, and you spray it in the clouds? Pretty much, yeah. I'm really good at that game. I hate that game at the State Fair. You always lose. Yeah, it's pretty bad. It's like trying to keep your pee stream in the toilet, man. It's impossible. Oh, my gosh. It is difficult. Yeah. You guys should see a men's restroom. It's everywhere. I don't want to, actually. Yeah, it's okay. All right, guys. Thank you so much for watching this episode. Anybody want any? Oh, pieces.

Anybody got any last words? Cash, maybe we shouldn't talk so much the next time. Harper, any last words? I'm going to be a singer when I grow up. Maverick, any last words? Good luck, Harper. You're going to need it. I've been cut. Okay, any last words? Stop talking so we can eat. Dang, you women are hungry over there. That's all they talked about this whole episode. Just say your last words and you're good. Food, food. I love you guys. I love you too, Kate. Kenzie, any last words?

I also love y'all, but there's spaghetti downstairs. See y'all next time. K-Town Keto. She can't have it.