Brutally Honest Hot Takes!
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Hot take, Kenzie, you're in the podcast. What? Y'all's biggest mistakes are obviously getting drunk. My biggest mistake is obviously kissing a bunch of random girls. My biggest mistake is I serially dated girls and led them on to believe that I would probably get married to them. Even though I knew deep in my heart that probably wasn't gonna happen. Okay, well, that might have been the most cruel of them all. Hey, Harper, what is yours? I'm gonna be so honest. Hitting a vape. What was that noise? What is on your face? Ah! Ah!

What's up guys welcome back to another episode of our very cool very funny probably the funniest podcast ever to exist in the world See we're already laughing already already this early on see what's funnier than that You won't find it anywhere else but here folks Where's Maverick? Kinsey show us what you were doing I was just going Oh well well hi

That is pretty crazy. No, no, no, no. All right. Well. You know that one meme, that LOL meme? Yo. Sorry. The LOL meme on TikTok. I met the guy or I met the guy's friends in Costa Rica. Costa Rica. I did. Kate.

Are you tired? Well, guys, we have shot this episode a little bit in advance, so I'm very excited tonight because I've had a long, hard day. And tonight, we see the Minecraft movie. Why do we look like that? He's already coming up. Okay, there he is. Yep. I am so sorry for everybody's eyes. I don't think the pants fit him. Look how short they are. We just saw Maverick in tights that are two sizes too small. Did you just try to put that mousetrap in my seat? That's so incredibly not okay. No.

That's a diamond sword. I wouldn't mess with that. I can't even lie. I wouldn't mess with that. Cash literally is so upset that he said, can we watch the Minecraft movie to blow out some steam? I do, man. The Minecraft movie sounded dog water to me, and I watched the trailer. It kind of looks dog, but I was like, you know what? It does kind of seem like a simple, easy watch that I can just eat my Icy and popcorn. Just watch it. You know what I'm saying? I'll probably bring a book. I think it's going to be great. Okay.

As you can see, Maverick is very excited for the movie. Are you going dressed like that? Huh? Are you going dressed like that? Yes. Matt, how are you even going to be able to watch the TV? Can you even see that? Kenzie, he can see. Yeah. Yeah, but the holes are so small and they're like shadowed and so it's already going to be dark. I can see fine.

I can't wait for the chicken jockey part. What is chicken jockey? What? You don't know what chicken jockey is? No, y'all been saying it the whole day, but y'all are like, chicken jockey. It's in the Minecraft movie. He goes, chicken jockey! And everybody in the theater goes, you haven't seen that? No. What? I haven't either. Oh my gosh, it's so popular. Chicken jockey. I haven't seen anything about the Minecraft movie on TikTok. Well, that's unfortunate because it's a pretty good movie.

Wait, who's going to see it tonight? All of us. I'm going to go see the movie. Yeah, Mav, we know that. Mav, I don't know if you were invited. What? Diamond Sword's going to turn into a wood sword. Why do you know that? What? Diamond Sword, wood sword. I'm sorry, you don't play Minecraft ever? I've never played Minecraft. What? Oh, it is.

No, no, no. Take that back, Kinty. Take that back. I've never played. No, I've never played. You're telling me you've never played Minecraft? Wait, you've never even got like Pocket Edition? I've never got, I've never played it either. Don't even know what that means. Shut up. You've definitely had Pocket Edition. Swear. Never played. You've played Pocket Edition. Everybody has. Does that mean on your phone? Yes. What is Pocket Edition? I don't know what this term is. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Hold up. Answer me this.

Do you know what a nether portal is? No. Oh, my gosh. What? I was so deep on Minecraft. Wait, Kate, you know what the nether portal is, right? Of course I do. Kenzie? Tell me how you make a wood sword. I don't know anything about Minecraft. You don't know the nether portal, enderman, ender dragon? I genuinely don't know how to make a wood sword. That's, like, not news to me. Where do sticks come from? Don't you, like, just, like, go, like...

No, okay. Okay for you minecraft noobs. Tell me this. What do you think is what do you think is the best sword? Okay, oh what is oh no, what are the options? wood stone iron gold diamond and netherrack What's the best what's the best sword either diamond or iron Harper diamond nether right?

All right, what's the worst sword? And you guys are never right. Wood. Oh, wood, clearly. Kate, you've played Minecraft. I'm sorry. You're not allowed to answer. I know that you go to that square thing and then you press on it, right? The crafting table? Yeah.

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- Is he Steve? - Yes, he's Steve. Oh, this has gotta be illegal. - The only thing I know about Minecraft is that when Alex plays the Minecraft character on Smash Bros, he like has his little cart and y'all get really upset when he's like building stuff. You're like, "Stop, stop building stuff, stop building stuff." And then he throws his cart at you and you die. - Yeah, okay, that is called a mine cart and that is called a crafting table. - Yes, and it is very, very important that you guys understand

I don't know they might be getting confused when they see like villagers. Yeah, I don't know if I've never seen if I've never played my crap No, but be for real I don't know if I'm going to movie with you anyway

you anyways because yeah think about it if you have never played minecraft like a bot can he keeps interrupting a bot dear lord we're having a conversation you're interrupting no you're interrupting me i'm saying think about it if you have never played minecraft and you go to watch the minecraft movie and you just see a villager or a chicken jockey why is it chicken jockey well you wouldn't know because you don't play minecraft is it a chicken who plays sports oh dear okay no it's a zombie is a jockey

A jock is like someone who plays sports. No, a jockey. A jockey is someone who plays sports. No, a jockey is someone who rides a horse. So it's a chicken jockey. It's a baby zombie that rides a chicken. Is it so obvious just in the name? No.

This sounds like a really intelligent game. You know, it actually, I'm not surprised that Kinsey never played Minecraft. That doesn't really take me by surprise. What does that mean? She was out there chopping down trees herself. But Harper, I expected more from you. I've never played Roblox or anything like that. Or I have played Roblox before. You know what Kinsey would like Minecraft for? Download Minecraft and you can literally build your dream house and show it to our builders and they'll get it right for you. Oh,

You know what's crazy, Kinsey? You actually can build the blueprints in Minecraft. Yeah, build the house you want. Oh, I should download Minecraft to do that then because every single house website out there makes you pay like $14.99 just to build a house plan, which is stupid. No, I'm not kidding, Kinsey. You can literally design your own freaking... We gotta get you on Minecraft. What are you doing? If I walked up to our architect and was like, can you build me this from Minecraft?

No, it's like a 3d walkthrough. It's like great What was that noise that legit sounded like honey on your hoodie, please it's gonna be so hard to wash Oh

- Oh, your nose is. - We have like, your nose is flopping like that. - Oh no. - I can't open my eyes. - Dang it! - It's in the ball pit, it is in the ball pit. - Can you smell it? - Oh, I can't open my eyes. - I don't wanna look. - The way he looks like a villager. - Don't help him. - No, don't help him, trust me. - Your nose is flopping now, it's disgusting. - That was a good idea. - Yeah, just keep wrapping them up. - Yeah, I just keep wrapping them, honestly.

I can barely breathe. Kate, help me. Wait, we need a gallon of milk because milk helps wash down peanut butter. I knew it stinks. There's only one person here trying to help you right now.

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Well, I can't see babe, okay? Why is that person in pajamas? Uh, in my mask. You don't gotta talk about it right now. What face is- It's like he has the volume turned off. It's like he's using- Oh no. He's like, wait, wait, stop. Did y'all hear the noise he made when he got put on his face? Yeah. EW! Cash Baker, that is disgusting.

Get revenge on whoever did this. Ready? No, we're not ready. It's so bad. It's so bad. Peanut butter on the face is not good. My nose is clogged. Ew, stop breathing. Why was there so much peanut butter? It won't come out of my nose. Not the jelly. Oh my goodness, it's a sandwich. Oh, sandwich.

I'm gonna- Ticket jackie! Oh, Cash. I'm seriously left, so you're done for. Don't worry, I'll get you some napkins. I can't. To wash it down. I need some milk. Give me a bucket. Somebody give me a bucket. A bucket? Why are you slobbering? Oh, God. Give me a bucket.

Don't throw up. He's not actually going to throw up. No. Can you guys give me napkins or something? I'm hosting a podcast right now. Sorry, I'm busy. Don't throw up. I need a smoke. Oh, God. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Don't do it! Is it over? It's not my game. Is it over? It's getting started, I'm afraid. Ew, don't gag like that while you're throwing it. I can't laugh. Who did this to you? Here. No! Oh no! Oh God!

No! That was disgusting! I need help! I need to watch out! I can't watch! I can't watch the video! Wait, did he actually? Oh, get it out of here! It's gonna start smelling! We're only 10 minutes into the episode! I mean, how weak is your stomach that you just throw up from having peanut butter on your face? Okay, nobody else throw up, please, because I'm thinking about it, just watching him throw up. Look, look!

That's so bad. I saw it all. So disturbing. Okay. Yeah, you can look. He looks back to normal. I just don't understand. Why did he throw up? I don't know if I can look. There is throw up in that bag.

Why would you throw up? What do you mean? I just got peanut butter and jelly shoved so deep up my nose, I couldn't even breathe. I don't even understand. It was up here. What does that have to do with your stomach and throwing up? Because, okay, you know what? Let me make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. See how you feel. See if you throw up. Hey. You got it all in your hair. Can you sing the peanut butter and jelly song? Peanut butter and jelly. Peanut butter and jelly.

Peanut butter judge. Peanut butter judge. Peanut butter judge. Peanut butter judge. Peanut butter judge. Oh, what happened to you? You look like you've been attacked. Nobody wants to go in that ball pit. Oh my gosh. Can we get all the kids to evacuate the ball pit? Do not look at the ball pit. Hey, I would evacuate the ball pit. It looks like someone got murked in there. Can you pull the trash in there? Just leave it. No, no, it's got to go, unfortunately. Yeah, somebody else can clean it up. How about that? Dude, I'm so sorry that happened. Actually, I'm sorry, Kate. Come here. I'll do it. I'll do it.

No, I'll do it. Hold the bag. Oh, poor Harper. Well, I'm not gonna do it. That's really disturbing. Here you go. How can you just throw a ball to me? That was disgusting. Oh my goodness. You see it? It's just in the bag. Oh. Look at that. The throw up is in the bag. Please leave it there. Leave it there. I saw Jack. It's in the bag. Okay, okay, okay. Oh, wait. Oh, my God.

Stop

No Just stay back mister Dude, how why would you spill your throw up nice disgust stop saying it stop saying no I mean he spilled it everywhere No, I can't y'all should've seen it was crazy. It was brown just going everywhere. Oh

We're good. You can close it up now. Enough of like the Minecraft joke. You can close it. Are you talking to me? Yes. Is it done? Okay. I'm done pretending. Don't bring that over here. Listen. Kate, you... No, Kate. You better take those blindfolds off. Kate, please. What the frick are you doing, Kate? Why are you blindfolded? Why is she blindfolded? She's been blindfolded the whole time. Don't walk over here. Kate, please. I can't watch.

pathway to my bedroom please do not upset my happiness with throw up come to my voice come here come here come closer come on keep coming I don't know why you're walking like that you can take the blindfold off okay now stay far far away yep perfect

Dude, that was disgusting. I'm not gonna lie. I wanted to throw up with just the peanut butter. And I was trying everything not to. I was really trying to breathe out my mouth like this. Because if you breathed in your nose, I would do it and it would just go farther up. And then when he put the jelly in, I freaked out and snorted it all.

It was not good. Dude. Also, I'm still, I'm really hoping this is peanut butter and not throw up. I think you're good. I don't want to clean that hoodie. Yeah, taste it and find out. Does it smell like stomach acid or? Kind of both. Okay. Does the inside of your mouth taste disgusting? Oh, yeah. It tastes like a PB&J with some vomit. I always have to brush my teeth after because I can't stand that taste. No, I don't. That's so gross. Hot take, I kind of liked it.

What? What? Why would, who said that? You like throwing up? No, who said that? I kind of do like throwing up sometimes. I'm with your hot take. What? I have forced my body to not throw up. Well, no, sometimes it does feel good, like when you actually are sick and you need to throw up. Yeah, when you're sick and you need to throw up, then it feels good after. And it's like, you know what, I'm going to have to do it.

I'm just going to have to take one for the team. And then you do it. And then afterwards, you're like, oh. It smells like peanut butter and straw. How am I supposed to clean that hoodie? Can I just buy you a new one? Oh, no. This is my favorite hoodie. I'll buy you a new one. What do you mean? Just throw it in the wash. Well, no. Because it's just kind of yucky. It's not going to get cleaned all the way. No, if you throw it in the wash, it'll be fine. It's going to have to be scrubbed.

Well, that was fun. Anybody else got any hot takes? Hot take, we should have tried to get sponsored by the Minecraft movie if we were going to do all this promo. Or sponsored by peanut butter and jelly. I don't know. Something. Or throw up. Or throw up. Throw up would be a good sponsor. Why are you sitting like that? I can't look at him. I'm not throwing up still. No, no, no. That was just over. You don't understand. If you were to look in a mirror right now, you got brown stuff all over you.

And it looks disgusting. Okay, I mean, that was insulting. That was highly insulting. She said, I can't look at you or I might throw up. What? No, I won't throw up because I've trained myself. But it's going to make me feel not great. I look so hideous, you can't even look my direction? Yeah. Like, what? There's like...

Something in the middle of your nose crack. It's a lot of peanut butter in there. And then your hair is just, it's jellied right now. Yeah. It looks like a matted dog on the street. I heard this helps like with acne and stuff. I don't think so. That's got to be bad for your pores, man. No, yeah. Peanut butter would be horrible for your pores. All the oil? It's filled with oil. Oh, I should have thought about that. Yeah, before you slammed into my face.

Also, that hole's giving me PTSD. I don't like it. I'm getting that filled tomorrow. I'm going to put some cinder blocks in it or something. I'll tell you what. It's so bad. Hot take. Cash is more boxy than I am right now.

What's that supposed to mean? What? I don't know, but I wanted to make a box. He just tried to insult me. Hot take. Hot take. Guys do arm wrestling matches just to hold each other's hands and look each other in the eye. Yep. What the? Did I already say that? That's a good one. That's pretty solid, though. That was funny. I kind of liked that one. Yeah. And it's low-key true. We would never do that. Arm wrestle? No. Not now. Okay.

Do y'all feel actually masculine when y'all do arm wrestles? No, they want to hold each other's hands and look each other in the eyes. I'm sorry. Do you not feel masculine if you arm wrestle? I don't just choose to arm wrestle. Do you actually feel feminine when you do your nails? Yes. I don't think I can go home. I don't think I can go home and eat something without thinking of you. Yeah. The audience, you are all welcome. You guys can never eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich ever again. And you know why? Because I'm telling you this right now and you're listening. When I...

Every time you look at a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I want you to imagine me vomiting. Cash it in. Say, help! Right there. You know, some kids are going to go to school tomorrow and their mom's going to have packed them in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. And they're going to have to skip lunch, unfortunately. You know what? Sometimes you got to skip lunch. Should we put a warning at the beginning of this? Because...

Because when I was younger... When I was younger, I used to have, like, really bad phobias. I know. And I still do. When people threw up, it got to me so... Like, not as much now. I mean, definitely don't enjoy throw up. But when I was younger, really, if someone threw up, I was, like, sick for the rest of the day. Same. Yeah. I mean, that's just... It takes...

It takes a hard stomach to be a fan of us, man. Hey, if you want to be a supporter, you got to be with us through the ups and the downs. It could happen in person one day. What if we're at a live show and Cash just throws up on stage like JV? I would say both of the live shows, me and Cash have been sick. Yeah. That is crazy. Our first live show, you were sick. I was extremely sick. The last live show, I didn't sing. I actually lost my voice, which is not ideal for singing, especially when you're not a good singer in the first place. Hey, hot take.

We should all wear pajamas. What? I highly recommend it. I hate pajamas, man. No, she looks mad comfy. No, I mean, look at me. Yeah, you do, but I'm telling you, I hate pajamas. I can't do it. No, I tried to get Cash some pajamas, and he rebuked it. I sleep butt naked. I don't do that. No underwear?

Butt naked. That's disgusting. What about when I have to let honey in and out of y'all's bedroom? You're just sitting over there with no clothes on. That's gross. Yeah? Why do you think I don't stand up? Get out of bed. Well...

On take. Sleeping naked is better. It's naked, not naked. What? You always say naked. Oh my gosh, naked. You're one of those people. All right, sleeping naked is better than sleeping clothed. You still did it. Okay, well, that was my take. I feel like the average person under the age of like 18 probably has not slept naked because you live with like your parents.

Yeah. You know, I didn't used to. And then when I was like 16, 17, I started sleeping naked. And then one time, Maverick came in and ripped my sheets off. And I was like, well, I'm not going to sleep naked anymore for a while. And then I didn't. And then now that I'm married, I sleep naked again. Do you remember that?

No. Yes, you do. No. Don't act like you don't. Why do you seem so nervous? I was sleeping in my bed and I was grabbing. Yeah. Why do you seem nervous? Because I was zoned out and I don't really know what you said. What? Do you remember ripping the sheets off and seeing Cash naked? No. Oh, I got a better one for you, Harper. What? I got a better one. What? This year, guess what happened? What? Me and Kate are sleeping in our bedroom. This is crazy. We are sleeping in our room and Maverick comes in and starts trying to rip the sheets off of Kate.

oh okay that sounds crazy that is not what happened that is exactly what happened we were getting ready for bed and you came into my room when i was in bed and he ripped all of my blankets off my bed keyword just him not kinsey kinsey was in the shower kinsey wasn't in the bedroom yeah we were all just like just walked in and like going downstairs like this so i was like oh yeah fine so i walk into cash's room and go to rip his and i thought kate

had just laid down. I thought she was like in like, you know, pajamas. Oh no. Why would she be naked in her bed? Oh no. Don't worry. Nothing happened. Kate was just yelling at me. No, I was like, grab, grab, grab. He's mad. Like storms in the room. Cause I just ripped his blankets off him. So he storms the room like this. He's like, I'm not even in the bed. Me out to be the bad guy. When he was mad first. That's why he ripped mine off. You said no brain cells. I wasn't even in

I wasn't even in the bed. Only Kate was in the bed. Only Kate. He walks in. He's like, you were in there. And he's just got murder on his mind. He's like, and he grabs the sheets and I grab him. I'm like, no, no. And Kate's like grabbing him. Me and him are grabbing, me and Kate are both grabbing. I'm like, ma'am, no, stop. And he's like, no, no, you have my sheets off. I'm having yours off. Oh no, I'm doing this. This is, I'm doing it. And then we were like, stop. And Kate's like, ma'am, stop. And he's like, what? And she's like, I'm naked. And he's like,

and then like walks out of the room no i was like i was like okay to be fair i wasn't naked i just didn't have pants on i had a shirt on that's pretty much yeah so she looked clothed okay it's not my fault it doesn't matter you don't ever rip sheets off don't pick a fight with me if you can't handle the heat what you'll expose my wife like what the no your wife should be covered if you're gonna come into my room and cause havoc

Yeah, you should have gone to his room in the first place. Obviously, Maverick has issues when something happens. Obviously, you know I can't control my doubt. It was just so funny because when he came in the room, he was so angry. He didn't even process Kate in the bed. He's just like, oh, I'm doing it back. I'm getting him back right now. I'm naked. It was like he's just seeing red. He literally, I mean, he was just overwhelmed. This was literally, I'm not even joking, over Christmas. It was like three or four months ago. Yeah, this was not long ago. Why do you never tell this on the pod? I don't know. I don't know.

And then we told Kinsey, and she's like, why would you rip her sheets off? And he's like, because she did it to me. You remember that, Kinsey? I do remember that. Those are so childish. What? We're childish? Yes. You guys have dogs. Matt, you're wearing a Minecraft suit. Okay. Wait, did they just say it's childish to have dogs? First of all, implying because... It's a hot take to be childish to have dogs? Yes. Yes.

What? Dogs makes you childish? That is like no one else has that hot take. No, hot take owning a dog is childish. Hot take, if you can't take care of a dog, that's childish. No, hot take, if you're mature, you don't need a dog and you realize that they're not worth it. You realize that they turn you into their human slaves. Yes. And you have to clean up after their poop and pee and we treat them like royalty. Why do we do it? Who knows? Well, not quite royalty. We do lock them in cages when we leave, but you know. It's an odd type of royalty. Yeah. Yeah.

But no. It's like, here, I'll clean up your poop. Now get in your cage. I strongly, strongly, strongly disagree with that hot take. What? Yeah. Honey is perfection. See?

They love the dogs more than other people. Childish thing. I have a hot take for Harper and Kate. What? Tell me if you all agree. Okay. I don't think that brown mascara is actually cute. I think people are just doing it because it's a trend. Yeah, no, I don't think it's... I could get behind that. What? Black mascara is cute. I used to think that brown mascara was cute. Okay, no more hot takes like that. No. I don't understand. Yeah, I don't really like that hot take. What? I don't understand. Oh, yeah. Primary colors. Red, yellow, blue. You guys know this song? Yellow, blue. It's your turn for a hot take. I know. Hold on. Primary colors.

Oh, yeah. Harper. Wait, has Harper said a hot take? Yeah, I have. I've said it. Oh, yeah, you did say one. I actually have hot takes. All right, let's go fast. Let's go fast. Wait, I have some on my phone. Oh, I got another one. Okay. Me? Yeah. All right. Let's go. My other hot take. Oh, sorry, Kate. No, you go. You go. You go. Okay. Kate's going to, like, kill me, like, roast me alive on a fire. Taylor Swift is an average singer. She's just a good songwriter. Oh, yeah. I can get behind that. No, I think she's a good singer. Her voice is good, but her lyrics are just, like, really good. I can get behind that. Ah!

She's a really good songwriter. Like, try to hit that. She's a good businesswoman and good songwriter, but her voice is just, like, not good. Businesswoman. I would say, I think, who can hit that note? Wait, she's an artist. Yeah, but she's good at managing everything. Yeah, but, like, who can hit that note? And she also does, um, what does she, um, she's a producer for some of her music videos, too. Oh, wow. Savvy. It's a woman in charge.

I think a business, I think like running like whoever like runs Walmart. Wait, what was your hot take, Kate? Hot take, which I'm sure if any of you guys in this very room would like to disagree with me on, but I wrote it down. So let me reread it to make sure I have it down right. And just one more second. You don't remember your hot take? No, I got it.

Okay. Okay, thank you. I'm glad you got that. Wait, I already forgot it. What? What? Okay, I'll go. I mean, this is taking forever. Okay, hot take. No, no, no, wait, wait. No, please. Then she's going to have to go find it again. Okay, I got it now. Okay.

She's whispering it to herself. She doesn't have it. Okay. Not showering before bed is disgusting if you went into a public space that day. Oh, yesterday. This is so funny to me. I laughed internally. First of all, why did you look at me when you said that? And why did you have a story right behind that? Well,

Did y'all plan this? No, no. Yesterday, we were standing in the kitchen and Kate had gone out to Target with me and we come back and I don't know why she's telling me this, but she's like, I don't think I'll need to shower because I did shower right before Target and I wore long sleeves and long pants and socks. So I think I might be okay. And I was like, Hot take, Kate and Shane. Last time I tell you any of my thoughts out loud.

No, yeah, hot take can zero in the podcast. What? What? That's not really a hot take. We all kind of know that. I'm kidding. That's rude. It's not funny to joke like that. It's a joke. Hot take, I love popping my arm pimples. Looks for one. Okay. Okay, go back. That was kind of rude. What do you mean? Were you kidding? I don't know if that's a hot take, though, Harper. It might be a factual statement. Oh, stop fishing for comments. It was clearly a joke. Many people say it.

for the comments because i say it anyways she's teaching is anybody gonna buy it they're typing right now hey in the car are you embarrassed he should be i actually have three right here i'm kidding i swear i'm kidding cash yeah no i i promise i'm kidding no that's a funny joke if you check your text you'll know uh hot hot take uh harper would look better with blonde hair

Hot take. Cash! I'm sorry. I thought we were being mean to each other. What? What? Why are you saying that? Why did you say that? Harper said, what I'm about to say isn't true. Cash asked me to say it. I thought it'd be funny. Okay? I thought it'd be funny. I thought it'd be funny. Because I couldn't say it.

Seriously, being sick is not cute. You are so disgusting. Coffee's not attractive. No one likes it. It's not a good look on you. I mean, you're starting to look like him. Don't throw up, please. I thought it'd be funny if she said that. Okay, hot take. Parties are not fun. What? Oh, no. I'm sorry. No, parties are not fun. No fun. Zero fun. Halloween party? No fun. Yeah, when people are just standing there like...

This is great, man. House parties. The only kind of party that's fun is if it's literally like you and like your five closest friends. That's not a party. That's a hangout. If you get to like eight to ten friends, we'll call it a kickback. You get more than ten, it's a party. Yeah. Oh, yeah. When you get like 20 people in the room, it's like, oh, boy. And then no one can talk and then it's loud and then you're like yelling over each other. Everyone just stands around like this. And then it's like, hey, man, how do you know them?

Oh, really? Oh, yeah. I went to high school. Like, what parties do y'all meet? Like, no parties are all like, who else is drunk? Like, I don't like that. No, I'm serious. Hot take. Every single party I've been to has been boring. I think Harper's watched a few too many movies. What do you mean? I've been to parties, okay? Yeah, yeah. Sure, man. You definitely get invited. Yeah. I do. Actually, you want to know something? What? I.

I have not been invited to parties because they say that I'm going to call the cops because I'm on the LOL podcast. They say that. You probably would. Who says that? Excuse me? Oh, and my friends don't get invited because they're friends with Harper.

And they say that Harper's annoying, so you can't be invited to the party. I don't understand. What have I done? Wait, what does the LL Podcast have? Are we the party police or something? Yeah, don't throw us into that group. We get invited to parties. I don't know. It's freaking stupid. Wait, Harper, have you actually been to a party? Yeah. Hey, Cash. I think there's throw up on that one. Oh, you're cool now. There's throw up on that yellow ball in the middle. It's disgusting. Don't worry. I'm building a fortress. My first party that I went to, I was a sophomore, and it was prom. But you can't see that because I deleted the picture. No way. Okay.

But it was a crazy thing because I was just sitting on the couch the entire time eating chips as everyone was losing their minds. It was a great show. Hey, can you guys appreciate my fortress real quick? It's funny to watch the girls who drink water and then act like they're intoxicated. And I'm like, what the? I swear I just saw you drinking apple juice. I don't know. But they're all like, oh my gosh. But you wouldn't know that because you don't get invited, right?

To some. I do. You'd probably call the police, though, if you were there. No! No! Invite me to parties, okay? I'm cool. You don't want to go to parties, Harper. We literally just said how boring they are. Literally, the hot take is they suck. Unless you're drinking, I don't think it'd be fun. And even when you're drinking, I don't understand why people like drinking. No, it's not fun. Because, listen, me personally, I've never drank in my life, okay? Some people cannot say that. Okay, you're special.

But me personally... Wow, wow. I can't believe we all looked at that couch. Why did we do that? I can say I have never... I have never drank alcohol. Or I've taken like a sip of like, I don't know, like my dad's drink when I'm like 10 or something. Should we maybe talk to people that have? Yeah, yeah, but hold on. Let's put it on the record that I have never been drunk. Mav, have you ever been drunk? Never touched a sip. Okay, yeah, what about you guys? Okay, go on. I actually have never been drunk. No, I haven't. Oh, that makes three of us. What about y'all? Oh, that's really good because...

You were underage until a year ago. She's still underage. Underage? What does underage have to do with anything? Everyone, when they drink, is not of age. I'm just a baby. Because you said you've never touched alcohol. Can you guys explain why you're not saying... Y'all, we're just talking about high school parties. No high schoolers are of age. Well, Cash, first of all, don't act like Mr. Innocent, because there was a time period where he was drinking his dad's frozen margaritas, and his dad... Oh, that's right! You have drinks! You lied straight!

You look so gross. Oh, my gosh. If you would stop my looks one more time. Yeah, actually. Okay, I'm going to get you a mirror. Yeah. All right. Now, this is the only good couch. Y'all are all bad. No, me and Matt weren't even married yet, and Cash sat me down, basically, and was like, you're the dirtiest sinner, you piece of trash. He said that? His dad's margarita is like a little. No, I said no. And Kate told me you had a sip of champagne or whoever, no,

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Send me to jail. No, listen. Let me tell you something. I told you. I said, wow. I said, that should be a TikTok audio. Oh, yeah. Well, why don't you just send me to jail? I'll tell you. I'll tell you what I said to Kinsey. I said, you're a drunkard, too. You're just like my wife. Okay. That's what I said. I'm Kinsey, apparently. Yeah. You're both...

Go ahead. Go ahead. Tell you guys embarrassing stories. Tell her. I already told mine like seven times. Have you? Jelly cash looks just as gross. What? I swear. That was uncalled for. You know what? If you keep talking, this is going to be my new profile picture. Oh, heck no. I'm going to update it right now. I'll block your number. Okay, so...

tell us the stories about what happened why there is no story it's a learning experience so people cannot make the same mistakes as you guys yeah don't don't just like i mean i have definitely made some mistakes and stuff but like yeah i've talked about my mistakes i mean but y'all think that i'm like a bad person i swear no no is there something behind your bed that your mom doesn't want to know about who said that

No, because she was on the phone. She's like, yeah, it's behind my bed. Okay. Yeah. It's right there where we left it. I was like, what did you leave behind your bed? It was just a phone charger. Okay. My friend broke how to get her phone charger and she came in while I was filming. I know what that's code for. What? Yeah. See, I didn't know. What? What is that code for? Yeah, you wouldn't know. Oh my goodness. They would. Look at them over there. Oh wait. I don't even know what it is for. Yeah. I don't even know.

starts with an L what are you saying what is it what oh my goodness Vladimir Putin yes that's what I was thinking no it's not that no it's not that it's literally a charger swear is it a portable charger

Was it really, really long? That's insane. That's insane accusations. I would never say that to you. I have a portable charger on my bed right now. Hold on. Can we just get back to the story where you guys are drunkards? We're not. You guys should honestly tell everyone so they don't think bad things about you. I'll tell you something right now. Yeah, because everyone is assuming right now that you guys get hammered. I don't think anyone's assuming that. I don't think anybody thinks that at all. Really? Because I assume that about you, Kinsey. When was the last time y'all drank? Be honest. And what's in that water bottle? Vodka.

About 30 seconds ago, I took my last sip. Everybody say when the last time they got drunk was. Oh, that's right. Never. Oh, let me think. Never. Never. Kate, you're next in line. Not relevant.

When was the last time you got drunk? Come on. It's not relevant. Come on. Why are you trying to make us out to be horrible people? We're not. We're trying to let you defend yourself. Everyone makes mistakes. Okay, you better say because now it sounds like you got drunk like yesterday. This is sounding really bad. Oh, no. It wasn't yesterday. Years and years ago. Many, many, many years ago. How old were you guys? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

14. Too young. 14 years old, Kate. A shame on you. What would you say to the 14-year-old girls now that are going out to parties? Don't do it. Well, it's not the parties itself. It's the alcohol. And just so you know, just because you're 14 and somebody's parent lets them drink alcohol doesn't mean you should drink alcohol because you're 14. Yeah, I'm not even going to lie.

I'm not gonna lie, I have made mistakes, but I've never really gotten, like, drinking. Not any mistakes that big? No, no, no. I mean, I have been through some things, and you can, yeah. Man, you should write a rap song. I mean, I've been through some things. Hot takes, she been through some things. But I change my ways. And I don't bae. Hot takes, change your ways.

Come on. Oh, yeah, Kinsey. Hot take? No, it's your turn to decide yourself. It's my turn. I was in the middle of it, and you interrupted me. Oh, yeah, just to clarify, in case it's not clear, we do not condone alcoholism. Nope. Alcoholism. It is not good to be plastered. Don't do that. But... It's not okay. Unless you make a mistake, and it happens, you are forgiven. Yeah, no, we're just joking. We're just joking. Okay, well... First of all...

Don't drink if you're under 21 regardless. But second of all, getting hammered is not it. You're just not all there. It's really not cute. It's not cute. You look back from the next day and you're like, wow, that was actually embarrassing. Like you look back at the videos and you're like, oh, you feel gross. Like it's just weird. I don't like it. Wait, I thought you said, wait, what? No, I don't think it's bad, but I just personally like, just like. No, all three of you girls seem like you guys have too much. You guys really related to that.

Not me, me. Not me. Yeah, we just look back at the videos, but we were so versatile. No, I'm kidding. Us three are good. Thank you. You guys. You guys are so mean. You guys on the other hand, you belong on that side of the room. I don't understand. So tell me what it's like having a kiss count of over 30 girls. Exactly my point. What? Exactly my point. Are you kidding? Over 30? Over 30. Tell me what that's like. By the ripe age of 16. But the point is, Cash has talked about that on this podcast. Are you talking to Gerald?

Don't talk to Gerald like that. No, Cash has talked about that many times, and he's been open about it, and you guys feel like you're hiding it. Open and honest. Listen, yes, I did. I kissed a lot of girls when I was 15, 16, 17. I did. The stakes were made. Yes, I did. I kissed a lot of them. That's concerning. Okay? And then, you know what? I was like, this is bad. Yeah. You shouldn't just go around kissing people. You should save yourself till marriage, and you should have honest... Save yourself from kissing people?

Listen, I did. He got uncomfortable. He got nervous. Cash kissed some girls and he regrets it. Yes, I kissed a lot of girls from the ages of like... I've never seen him get nervous like that. He just started... He's getting a new color. Listen, sorry, we had to cut. We had to cut like real quick because I said something weird because I freaked out. But anyways, I kissed a lot of girls when I was like 15 and 16. And then I realized this is not good. You should not just go around randomly kissing people. No. And...

You shouldn't. Especially people that are 10 years older than you with children. Whoa! Not his fault. No. They should have known better. You were a victim. We were a victim there. Whoa. You were a victim. Whoa. Are we ever going to bring that up? We just did. I guess we just did. I want to talk about it, though. Yeah. No. Listen. Save your first kiss for marriage. It's a good idea. Kenzie. Save your first kiss for marriage. Explain bad things that you did.

Go ahead. I don't know what you want from us. We said we made a mistake and that you shouldn't do it. Yes, but can you elaborate? I mean, do you want Cash to elaborate on how he kissed each girl? He has. Many times. I was with this girl and it was in a dark room. And then my lips touched hers. Well, not like that. What the? That's weird. No one asks for that. I'm just asking you to give me a little bit of like, oh yeah, I was, you know.

Making mistakes. Man, I feel like we never talk about our mistakes on here, like people drinking. Yeah. We didn't catch a big ton of mistakes. We've never talked about it, really. Never. I have made multiple mistakes. Big mistake we made? Letting her on the podcast. I mean, I understand that. No, I just, no, literally like- Wait, what is everybody's biggest mistake? So y'all's biggest mistakes are obviously getting drunk. That's true.

That's okay. We forgive you guys. My biggest mistake is obviously kissing a bunch of random girls soullessly. Maverick, what's yours? Oh, my biggest mistake is I serially dated girls and led them on to believe that I would probably get married to them, even though I knew deep in my heart that probably wasn't going to happen. Okay, well, that might have been the most cruel of them all. Harper, what is yours? I'm going to be so honest. Hitting a vape. Oh.

You can get out. That is unforgivable. Okay, everybody here has... No, I haven't. I've never hit a vape. Oh, double whammy? Double whammy, really? Kinsey, you too? No, not correctly, at least. Wow, she snorted a vape. That's impressive. I mean, that's like... Who does that?

No, we're kidding, guys. Everybody makes mistakes, but just don't make the mistakes we made. It is a good life lesson. Don't drink, smoke, vape, kiss random people. Don't do that. I hope you guys now listen, too. These are our mistakes we have made. We are not condoning this. This is the time of our lives that we wish we could take back. Y'all ever touch the stove and you realize it's hot and you regret touching it?

We touched the stone. I did it, too. I did it 30 times. And then on the 30th time, I was like... It wasn't really that. Yours happened so fast. It was. It was like 30 girls, and it just flew by. And then all of a sudden, you were like... It's just like a kissing booth. And you know what's crazy? I'm living in that time right now. What? I'm living in the time where y'all were regretting. Well, the thing is... Yeah, you're figuring things out. Yeah, when I was your age, all these mistakes we were talking about, we were your age. Yeah. So we are here to guide you. Like Miyagi. Wee!

That was funny. No, when you're like 14, 15, 16, things just seem so nonchalant to you and like it's so casual because everyone around you is like drinking and vaping and making out with people and it just seems so normal and it's not.

Yeah, and your parents might seem lame for being like, don't go drink or smoke or whatever. But seriously, it actually is. It's not just your parents being lame. Yeah. I bet if you asked anybody in their 20s if they regret the things they did in high school a lot, the average person would say, yeah, I regret some of the things I did in high school. Once you're 21, make your own decisions, man. Yeah.

But like vaping, it gives you popcorn lungs and stuff. And it's like a crisis in America's like teenagers right now. Like so many teenagers are vaping. And guess what? People that have been vaping for like 10 years, their lungs are collapsing. They're destroyed. I'm sorry, but it tastes so good. Stop! The only reason people vape is for the buzz. You can get non-nicotine vapes.

And they, uh, what are you promoting right now? Yeah. Any chemicals. Are you saying vapes are good? No. Nobody. Like we said, Harper is still in her time where she's making mistakes. So no, just shut up and say you're sorry. Socially. Like when I was, when I was like 14 and I tried vaping, I only, I literally only did it because people around me were doing it.

And it's... I regret it. That's why I started, too. Yeah, you do it because people around you are doing it. And it's not fun. Yeah, and once again, I just want to reiterate again. Everything we are talking about, if we have done it, we are not condoning it. It is actually not good to do, and we don't do it anymore. We're good role models to you guys. You know what's crazy? I remember thinking how much better I was than you two. What? Because I was like, I have a girlfriend. Like, yeah, I'm kissing her and stuff, but at least...

She's like my girlfriend. You're just kissing random girls. I remember thinking I was so much better than you. I wasn't though is my point. If you ask me you kissing one girl and me kissing multiple it sounds like I was better than you. No because yours was mistakes remember? Yes. Yes. Very bad. Yes. And mine was arguably worse looking back. Yes. But

And I thought I was so much better than you, too. That's crazy. I actually don't want people to think that I'm like a vape addict because I'm not. You were saying it was a mistake. It was a mistake. That's what I was trying to clarify. We are talking about these things, so hopefully you guys do not make these mistakes. Yeah. But also, we're just five kids on a podcast. So what are we doing? We didn't know what we were talking about. Wait, hold on. Podcast. Didn't know we could rock. Thought I liked singing.

I need that. What's Popper Lungs do? Anybody got any more hot takes? Popper Lungs are bad. I got some that could be valuable to Kinsey. This podcast would be... Oh, hot take! Not everybody on social media needs to be a music artist.

Oh, shit. That was crazy. I'm pretty sure she looked at me, too. No, I'm kidding. I was looking at low-key the whole group because, like, didn't know we could rock. Remember that song? I was forced into that. Found out I could sing. Awesome, guys. We're all making a lot more music recently. So if you guys want to listen to our music, go to the Cashmab YouTube channel or go to Harper's YouTube channel. Us three because, you know, we're all, like, cool artists and stuff. We all make music. We should have our own song, Kate.

But you guys don't. But seriously, if you guys want to listen to our music, go to Harper's YouTube channel or our YouTube channel. And yeah, we're posting music. You know what? I'm tired of the slander. Kate and Kinsey will start a band and they'll drop some music. Wait, should we do like a Lana Del Rey? What's it going to be called? Like KK?

K and K. Remember Harper's song? K and K. K and Kinsey. Kainsey. Kainsey. Kainsey. Kainsey. Or Keet. Keet. Keet. Keet. Kinnate. Kinnate. Kinnate's kind of hard. Kinnate, yeah. I kind of like that. Kate.

It's the Kinnite. That's cool. Kinnite is performing before Harper's. You got to add an S at the end. Before Harper's. They're opening for me. No, it honestly needs to be Katie and Kinn-Kinn. No, the Kate. No, what the? Yeah, Kinn-Kinn. No. Kinn-Kinn. That's my nickname. Katie loves being called Kinn-Kinn. That's my nickname I made up for her. As soon as Cash and Katie have a kid, she will be actually Aunt Kinn-Kinn. Probably. No. Okay. Well, once there's a kid, you will be Aunt Kinn-Kinn. Yeah.

Are you so happy that I made that name for you? No. Oh, I know you like it, King King. They're not going to be able to pronounce the K, and they're just going to be like, in-in-in-in-in-in. They're just going to be like, chicken, chicken, in-in-in. In-in-in-in-in.

It's okay. Chicken junkie! I've already decided Cash is going to be Uncle Trash. What? You know, it's funny. My little cousin used to call me that. He couldn't pronounce my name, so he walked around saying, Trash! Trash! Trash! Trash! He still calls you that to this day. Yeah, I think he actually believes it now, too. Yeah.

Yeah. We had a rocky relationship. That's crazy. I call my uncle Uncle Fatty. Really? You know what? Oh, remember that one time? That's a good name. I'm switching minds. Harper, did you get bitten by bugs? No, I popped my arms. No, stop picking at your skin. Oh, the way you flip your arm around. No, it looks like you have tons of mosquito bites. She's just picking at her skin. Stop. It can't be good.

be good. Look at my arms. Harper, do you remember the lie you told us about your uncle on the toilet when he exploded? Not a lie. Swear. Your mom got so upset. She was like, I don't know where

Wait, background story, guys. On, like, one of our first episodes, Harper told us her uncle exploded the toilet. Like, literally. And apparently she's still standing by it. Oh, no. I have a... Well, he's not really my friend. But there's a guy from my town. No way somebody exploded your toilet, too. No, not my toilet. But, no, he put fireworks in the toilet. Oh, my gosh. And blew them up on the 4th of July. Lost three fingers. Oh, my gosh.

He did, I swear. Dude, why does that sound like a kiddie story? He lost his spine, dude. Lost three fingers. Put fireworks in the toilet. Next thing you know, he lost three fingers. Okay, well, let me tell you. I'm telling you. I'm not going to say the full story because my mom might get mad, but I promise. The toilet didn't explode. He exploded. And then he had to get surgery. That happens, too. He had like a hernia or something. What do you mean? You think you've been there? No, I swear. He farted through the wrong hole.

What does that even mean? You know what? Just be quiet.

I don't want to know what that means. Yo, I'm not kidding though. Sometimes I have been on the toilet and I have been like, I'm not kidding. One time I prayed. I prayed on the toilet. I did. I did. One time I was like, I was like, God, please just let me get past this. Please. Wait, you're fart? I didn't think I was going to make it. I really didn't. And y'all, I think I'm joking. I'm being dead serious. I literally prayed, bent over and all. I was like, I pulled one of these.

on the toilet and i was like please please i can't do it it was bad hey i meant to tell you earlier today what and that was when i came out and i told kate i said childbirth is hard that was also very hard and i don't know which one are they comparable who knows

Who knows? But if it's anything like that, I feel very bad for women. Women everywhere. My heart goes out to you. Matt told me that one of the worst pains you've ever experienced, Cash, was getting your eyebrows threaded. No, the worst pain I ever experienced was my toothache. You have jelly dripping down your... But your eyebrows was up there, right? My eyebrows? Yeah. My eyebrows was not the worst experience ever. Kate, what were you going to say? Oh, I went to the bathroom today. You did not unclog the toilet. What? Oh, I was going to come back for that.

I was on a business phone call, and I clogged it. And then I... What are you, just mid-business phone call in the bathroom? Just like, yeah, you know, I think that's a good deal. Hold on. Dear God, please. Please help me get this out. Okay, I'm back. Dear God, please. Josh actually was on the call today, and he left his phone in the living room, went to the bathroom while the guy's talking, and then comes back and continues the conversation.

No. I did. I had to pee really bad. And you know what's bad? I don't know if I should say this. The guy just kept talking, man. He just kept talking. Well, I don't know. I won't say it. No, don't say it. It was a sensitive phone call. Probably can't say it. No, no, no. I was going to say something else. Not about the phone call itself. Oh, well, say it. Matt and Cash, when they talk on the phone, if they try to, they can sound like each other. Oh, it's so... It's one of the most amazing things in life. So, Cash runs to the bathroom and...

And Mav just takes the phone and starts talking his cash. And no one ever notices. And the person had no clue. What? And the cash comes back and takes the phone and you would have no clue. Sometimes if we have like a long call with someone, like that's going to be a long business call. Sometimes we'll rotate. I'll talk to them for like 45 minutes and I'll just be like, yeah, man. So what do you think? And then while they're talking, I'll just hand it off to Mav and I'll go chill for like 45 minutes.

And Matt just continues the phone call. And the craziest part is we even do it to our grandmas. Yeah. Sorry, grandma. You've done it to your mom before, too. And our moms, yeah. Man, we were on the phone the other day with this guy who stole a bunch of money from us. Pay up. Yeah, he stole a bunch of money from us. And I was like, okay.

Like, what are we going to do? Like, do we, like, threaten to sue this guy? Like, what should we do here? Threaten to sue. And it was, like, $20,000, $25,000. We're like, that's insane. He stole a lot of money. Yeah. So we're like, I don't know what to do. So we get on the phone, and we're like, we'll play good cop, bad cop. So...

I'm being like good cop. Cash is kind of being bad cop. And I'm like, listen, I understand. And Cash is like, no, this is just insane. And I'm like, listen, dude, I understand. And then eventually this guy gets me so irritated that we're now each bad cop. And while I'm talking to him, he's like, I'm like, dude, no, I think we're just going to have to settle this out in court, blah, blah, blah, blah. And he's like,

Maverick, you need to get your brother under control. He thought I was talking the whole time. He was like, no, he was mad. He was like, Maverick, why don't you go ahead and get your brother under control and you can call me back when he's not with you. Mav goes, yeah, I'm so sorry about him. Yeah, he did. Man, Mav was like, yeah, just ignore him. Listen, I'll get him under control. I was like, what?

frick man like what like cash had not spoken in like five minutes that's crazy imagine to call someone someday and be like yeah i'm gonna beat you when i see you someday okay yeah i'm gonna beat you up and then they're gonna think it's me and i'm gonna get cut that's crazy it comes in handy sometimes that's like try to sound like each other right now

What do you mean? No, I'm not even kidding. We don't try to sound like each other. Yeah, we just do. We just talk exactly like us. I know exactly how Maverick sounds and how Cash sounds. No, you probably know it's a little bit different, but our cadence is the same. Yeah, I don't think so. I think if we talked on the phone to you, I don't know if you'd be able to tell for a minute. You know what? Let's do it. I've done it to Kate many times. Yeah, there's been times where I picked up the call from Cash and it's Maverick talking to me, and I go for probably 10, 15 seconds before I realize.

Here, let's do it. I'm going to call you, Harper. But also, you have to keep in mind, these people have no clue that it's a different person sending it. And she's going to listen for it. Like, you're going to be paying attention. Okay, I won't pay attention. That is true. See, I disagree. I feel like I notice every single time I'll do it. Even when you're on the phone with Kate. No, there was a time we got her too, didn't we? No. Yeah, there was a time I called Kinsey. No, Kinsey called now. I picked up the phone, had the whole, like, two sentences of the conversation with you, and then hung up, and you never knew. Yes, I did. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. I promise you.

Wait, go to a different room. You just don't know. See? Now, listen. Harper is probably going to know because like Mav said, now she's like suspecting it. But when you're not expecting it, it's way harder. But we'll do it. Ready? I feel like the audience might not be able to tell. He's so disturbing. You need to leave. I need to leave? Yeah, because there's two of us. No, no, no. Y'all leave so the podcast can still hear her. Okay, Cash Baker is calling. Mav carrying the diamond sword everywhere. Hello? Did you just... Yeah, I didn't mean like that. Yeah.

Give it a second. Okay, that's clearly Mav. All right, are you ready? Yes. Turn it up. Okay, who's this? It's Cash. Okay, who's this? Cash. Okay, who's this? Mav. Okay, who's this? Cash. Hello? I'm illiterate. Who am I? Mav. Okay. They're not doing a good job right now. They do better. All right, who's this? Cash. Cash.

They're like muting you and talking to themselves. Sorry, say that again. Alright, who's this? Maverick. When he tries to have a manly voice. That's funny, that's funny to me. Hey, you actually got it. Y'all are doing a horrible job. You usually do better. Y'all usually do way better. I'm not even kidding. No, the thing is we're not even supposed to really try to sound like each other, but she actually got every single one right. I knew it. Y'all usually do better. What do you mean?

It's just because you're paying attention, dog. Yeah, I felt pressure. Like, I knew y'all were recording up here. No, I wouldn't have known either way. Because Cash is like, he has like a breathy air too. He does. Oh my gosh, that is the second time someone told me that today. It's the uppercase, lowercase thing. Yeah, he's like, dude, I don't know what to do. And then Maverick is like, oh, so illiterate. To be honest, I think my impression was...

Less insulting than that impression. I was trying to act like you. I'm illiterate. Like more than seven letter words. Come on. That's literate. I'm literate. I'm illiterate. No, just literate. Cash, you look crazy. You would not call yourself illiterate. I was acting like him. Sacrifice. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. The shower after this is about to be long, man. Yeah. We were going to go to a movie. Oh, we got to go to the Minecraft movie. Oh, yeah, we got to go. We got to go. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Subscribe. We're trying to hit 3 million followers.