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I feel like I'm having a mental health crisis. I'm mad at everyone in this room. Me? How did you get invited to the glow house? I got an invitation from the owner of the glow house, Gianna. She's like so sweet. And you're joining the house? Yes. So I said- This is exactly how all of us were acting before the episode. Everyone was mad at everyone. And then we sit down and we were like- Yeah, yeah, we are. Our podcast. Matt. Careful. Not my tree, not my-

What's up guys? Welcome back to another episode of the podcast. Yeah. Yeah. How you doing? Welcome back to another episode. Hey, no, seriously, have you been playing the guitar? Yes. Yes? I literally bought a premium pass and I don't know how to... A premium pass on G-tabs? No, on... What is G-tabs? Why is my microphone falling? Oh, because we're low budget. Oh my gosh. I think I might crash out.

I think we all might. We had a rough start to today's podcast. We're not talking about that. We're moving on in our life. Okay, Simply Guitar, I have a free trial for seven days, but that's passed. Simply Guitar, can you please turn off my, can you please turn it off? Sorry, my phone's a little dirty. What do you want me to turn off? What are you guys talking about?

We're talking about guitar things. You wouldn't understand. You wouldn't understand. But the thing is, I need to turn off my thing for Simply Guitar because the thing is, I paid $100, $200 a year for... You paid that? Yes. Wait, you paid $200 a year for what? Simply Guitar. What is Simply Guitar? Y'all wouldn't understand. I want to understand. It's just an app that teaches you to play the guitar. See? That's the only definition I needed. So I need to help...

Uh, can you please turn it off? Yeah, it's probably here in your settings. Oh, Mev, I meant to ask you myself. Uh-oh. Yesterday, I was trying to learn the piano, but I wouldn't turn it on. What piano? The one in our house. You're welcome. Thanks. We have a piano in our house? We have a little keyboard, but I couldn't get it to turn on. Where? Oh, in the studio? In our secret room. Oh, you're trying to play the piano? I wanted to learn last night. I was home alone. You wanted to be like me? No, no, not like you. I wanted to be like Harper. Dude, I play a mean Beethoven.

Guys, guys, guys, guys. I will get that piano working. I actually want you to. Last night I was trying to do it and it was like midnight. Everyone was gone for some reason. The house was empty at midnight. Everyone was gone. So I was like, I'll learn to play the piano or whatever while everyone's gone. Last night? You think you're just going to learn? Oh yeah, let me just become a big Tobin real quick while everyone's out of town. And I tried to get it all set up and stuff and I found the chords and everything. And then I was like, it was midnight and I was like, I'm actually really tired and I can't do this. And you didn't even know how to... What? Go ahead.

No, it's fine. You finally said something, so I feel like it's probably important. Every time I try to say something, you cut me off or ignore me. You haven't opened your mouth the whole episode. Well, not this episode. The whole episode? It's been like five minutes. She did say it. And then you just did it, and I said, you go ahead, Kenzie. Just a second ago, Kenzie went, bing, bing, bing, bop, boom, bop, bam. But I don't think anything else happened. Well, maybe it's because you contributed to the conversation. I was contributing.

Anyways, whenever you fix the piano, can you also put little stickers with the letters on them? What? Greatly appreciated. Yanni's stickers? Yeah. Bing bop boom boom boom bop bam. We need to know which key is which letter. Yes. I do do that on my piano. You don't really need to know that.

What? Yes, I do. You really don't? Oh, the fingers just take you wherever you need to go? Yeah, you just listen and you can tell when it's right or wrong. Oh, yes. We'll figure it out ourselves, but I do need you to set it up because I'm not that high tech. Yeah. What? Are you a P.I. dude? For like a price. Don't yawn. We're just getting started. I know. I've been here for over three hours. Just getting started? Yeah, what do you mean? You can yawn. You've been held captive. Hostage. No, it's okay. Some might say.

this would also be a good time to apologize to you. I was not mad at you. Thank you. I was not mad at you. Wait, what? I was mad at everybody. When Kate raged. Oh yeah, she did yell at Kinsey today. It wasn't at Kinsey. It was at the whole entire house as a whole because everybody was going through stuff this afternoon. Wait, when was this? You were here. You were on the bing bag. Yeah, you were right there. Literally standing right next to Kinsey when Kinsey got yelled at. What do you mean? Yeah, I looked out and Kate was like, Kinsey, you

No. That's not how it happened. Harper just picked over the rail. She was like, oh, heck no. That's not how it happened. We were all in like a slight, slight biffer thing, struggling. And then Kenzie was like, oh, did you guys know? It's like an hour past and we were all trying to figure out something for the podcast. And I was like, yeah, we know. To be fair, I was tucked away.

recording room area whatever you want to call that what were you doing i was trying to set up our at&t line thing that's taken 5 000 years yeah at&t you should really get your lives together and make it easier for people to transfer lines anyways um and i was just popping my head out say hello and then kate's like do you know it's an hour past and i was like oh oh okay i'm just gonna go back sorry about that this is like the quarter we've been talking for

trying to figure something out for the podcast and nothing was coming to us. It's because my mom came in. No, it's not. Yeah, it's all your mom's fault. Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Blame your mom. She's not here to defend herself. These look like the core memory balls from the inside out. Okay, real talk. If you still don't have a website for your brand, your business, or even your dog, what are you doing? Odoo is hands down the easiest and fastest way to build a real website that looks good and

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i don't really know what see-through means but i have faded ones like anxiety embarrassment it's pink remember the big oh and i have embarrassment only one of them though can you share your embarrassment memory it's gone you lost the memory i'm actually ever truly been embarrassed about anything what yeah what what do you mean hey you never get embarrassed about anything of

Of course I get embarrassed. I don't get embarrassed. I live with cash. What the? Every day of my life is embarrassing. That's a low blow, man. No, it's not. I don't get embarrassed about anything. Yes, you do. No, I don't. Oh, you've definitely been embarrassed. I remember specifically one thing we can't talk about, really, but we can talk about it slightly. We were in a meeting, and I said something, and you were very embarrassed. I was embarrassed for you, man. No, you were. Matt doesn't know. There's a difference between getting embarrassment and secondhand embarrassment.

That's what I have. Yeah, that's what he did. Can you believe that? Are you stupid? Did y'all see Harper's face? Look at this. I don't know what is being said over there. You don't remember this? No. Well, we can't say it online anyway. I mean, it was crazy what Mav said. See how I got second-hand embarrassment? I can give you context after. I can give you the context after. But yeah, not. I would do the same thing on his side. Yeah.

I think I remember this one. You probably would. Yeah, knowing my history. No, I'm kidding. No, this person was like trying to be like our PR person. So you called him that? No, they asked if there had ever been any situation where we didn't know what to do online or something. And I was like, well, one time this person said this thing to me and I said the thing. Oh, okay. Move on because I'm lost. So I know they're lost. No, I think they're tracking. Bro, this looks like Mickey Mouse.

Also, did you guys see new freaking Dragon Land? Oh my, dude, how to train your Dragon Land looks sick. Yeah, dude, I'm glad you're on that side of TikTok too. Have y'all seen Minecraft movies? Yes. No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't get off track. Have you guys seen it? Yeah. At Disneyland, or is it Disneyland? No, it's not at Disneyland. I think it's in Japan. I think it's at Universal. I think it's in Japan. No, it's not in Japan. It's America. Japan and Universal are two very different places. I think Universal City or something, or whatever it's called. What is he talking about? Whatever. You know how at Disneyland they have characters and everything? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Some land, some land far away, they made How to Train Your Dragon Land, and they have dragons walking around. It's crazy. Oh. You want to go there one day? Theme park at Epic Universe. Epic Universe? Where is Epic Universe? Where the heck is that? I never heard of it. I think it, yeah, I think it's Orlando. It just came out. I'm telling you, it's crazy. I think it has to do with Disney. I'm pretty sure. Epic or Epcot? Epic. I'm just so nervous. I am...

talk about me going to la sure i'm so scared wait why are you scared to go to la because every influencer you've ever seen is going to be at this party oh charlie d'amelio okay no but me and ray no no every kid mr beast no every kid influencer oh like the corn kid no oh hey that's like how you got famous singing that song low-key no that was a big moment for you

Oh, that was a big moment for you. Back when she was scared to tell us no. Oh, found it. Is it a corn age? Oh, yeah. Back when... It's corn. She was like, I'll do whatever you guys say. Oh, wait. Wait. There it is. Oh, wow. There's a corn on the cob right there. Can you do another rendition of the corn song? No. Yes. Yes. Let's hear it two years later. No. We are just cool. Come on. It was something like that. You got it. You did it once. You can do it again. I'm not kidding. I actually watched the video about... Dude, if somebody...

What just happened? Sorry. Something exploded and I don't want to know. Can you throw me a couple? Yeah, when you have a memory come up, I'll give you one. I did. I had that one. No, but literally, I remember, why is my voice getting so low? Right now? No, no, no. From the Korn video, I was like, yeah, I was singing Korn!

Wait, no, seriously, do it again, though. No. No, please. This will be a memorable moment for everyone. I used to not know how to say no, but now I do. No, come on. Say yes. It's corn. Give me deja vu. Harper, what's your reason for not wanting to sing the corn song? I'm embarrassed. Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. She has fear. Here you go. Another memory. I thought she said it was embarrassment. Well, it's a happy and a fear. You got mixed emotions there. She's got mixed emotions about this corn song.

I do, okay? It's really hard for me to do it. But, yeah, I looked up Harper's Elmer on TikTok earlier. Yeah, what did you see about her? Found some not great things. Oh. Actually, no, I did. I saw great things. But, no, I saw the Korn video. And I saw the Korn video, and I was like, oh, my gosh, I was so young. Yeah, okay, please, for real, please sing it. No, you sing it. Okay, fine. It's Korn.

Okay, Harper, I think you think this is a joke or something. I don't. I tried it with butter and everything changed. Oh, yeah. And then I tried to sing it good and I was like, when I tried it with butter. Why can't you just do that again? Yeah, do it, do it, do it, do it. No. Harper, seriously, I'm done asking. Just please do it. Stop being so pick me and just freaking do it. It's corn. No. No. No.

No. What will you sing for us? Nothing. Please, just, I'm getting a new memory, Harper, okay? Angry one. I got a new one. It's in my box now. No. No. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Can you sing the potato song? Small potatoes, small potatoes. Okay, well.

We'll do that. Wait, actually, real quick, because I want to put them back to back like two years later. Okay, yeah, I'll sing it badly. No, no, the good one. No. The good one, Harper. The good one, I'm pretty sure, is like one of our top three most viewed shorts ever. Yeah, people loved it. You're not giving the people what they want. I start fidgeting. You could be famous again. I start fidgeting. What? What? I start fidgeting with my keys when I get nervous. Well, good thing that's not your keys. That's something else. I see that memory in here. It's a fidget toy. Yes.

All right, all right, all right. I'll take it. That was fine. No, yeah, that was great. That was bravo. All right, we're going to cut the episode when Harper finally sings. No, we're not. No, we're not. I'm not singing. You sing good. You sing a good Korn video.

sing your new better waiting we gotta cut back when you start singing harvard catch you sing the corn song good first yeah yeah i can't sing you that's the point then i'll do i promise get some embarrassment you said you don't get embarrassed now sing it okay if i sing it good if you try to actually because i know when you're trying okay so actually try to sing it good okay actually so if i actually try to yeah because he doesn't get embarrassed right but if i actually try to sing good then you'll sing it yes but i know when you're trying to sing good so

No, you're just going to say I'm not singing good. No, I won't. Well, you suck, yeah. Yeah, no. I'm going to suck. I know when you try to sing, you're like. You're going to be fine, bro. Just singing. What the heck was that? Relax. Just sing. That's how you sing. Here you go. That's what she was saying. Wait, what? When you sing. You think I sing the same way?

like yeah you do that's the only impersonation of me singing you kind of sing like in like like capital letters and lowercase at the same time it does yeah you like enunciate but like your voice is kind of airy and then y'all are just saying it because i sing that one song it's like this it's like it's like it's like capital and lowercase why did bitter come to your mind bitter thank you it's

I seem like a freaking emo kid. Yeah. You get your hands going too. You're like, I'm better than you. That's what I sing like. Really guys? Come on. No, no, no. Prove us wrong. Please sing the corn song. I got to get in the right falsetto. You are the corn kid right now. Fine. I'm the corn kid.

A big lump of nubs. He has the juice. He has the juice. He's getting there. He's getting there. But all I can do is talk. I don't really know. I don't know how you sing in it. A big lump of nubs. He has the juice. Go for it. I don't really feel like saying that. Yeah. Okay. Say it. All right. Fine. I'll say it. Sing it. A big lump of nubs. Nubs.

Has the juice I don't has the juice yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but start up with it's cool You know Topher

Hey, y'all, it's Topher. No, she doesn't. I had a crush on Topher. All right, all right. All right, Harper, that's honestly the best I got. Let's see yours now. No, you have to sing it all the way. Just sing. Wait, can you sing the new song? I don't think you understand. Literally, if you want me to go, call, that's literally how I have to do it. Okay, can I listen to me singing it first? Yeah, that's fine. All right, we'll cut. All right, and we're back. Okay, so all the comments on this are, this is trash. She's trash.

She's like, that's not making me want to sing again. She's ginger so it sucks my sister when her favorite song comes on. Alright, let's hear it. I'm scared. I'm scared. Listen, you'll be fine. I know you've been through a lot this episode. What? You've had multiple memories come up that you may not have liked. I can't even sing that high anymore. I'll get a voice crack. You can make it however you want. Make it your own. Wait.

Can you sing good first, Kate? I don't sing. Please. Harper, this is your moment. I can't. I wouldn't want to take your moment away like this. It's good.

Oh, that was good. You almost had it. I could hear the old you right there below the surface. I cannot sing it. That was good. You literally, why? No, I'm embarrassed. I'm sorry. I'm not at that stage yet where I can just sing in front of y'all. Really? You literally were on episode one. You do that. I know. I'm just not at this. You also sing the songs like you make in front of us. I know. I'm not at the stage yet. Okay. What stage is that? A few years from now, probably.

What's it called? Oh, my gosh. Can you please just sing the song? I feel like we have to move on because she's not going to. Yeah, unfortunately. We're going to have to move on. Yeah, maybe later in the episode. No, we didn't talk about it that long in this episode for you not to sing it. Come on, sing it. No, I will later in the episode. Trust me. No, just sing it now. Come on. No, talk about something else and then I'll burst out into singing it. No, we're going to forget about it. No, no, no, no. Trust me. Trust me. I'm scared. Honestly, we're looking at a chunk of corn right now. I feel like it's going to be hard for us to forget. Yeah. Oh, God.

I know, but okay. I promise, Kate, if you sing it good, then I will sing it. Harper, I don't sing good. That's the thing. Okay, but if you try to sing good, then I will. No. I promise. I don't sing. I swat her. I'm not a singer. I've never sang. I'm scared. Okay. We can move on if you'd like. Man, if I had some corn right now, I'd turn it up live. Cash is really mad at me. Yeah, he's thinking about throwing away the corn memory of you singing. Here it goes. Because he doesn't need it anymore. It's gone. Goodbye, corn memory.

Corn memory. I'm sorry, but I just, I'm not like that anymore. Yeah, yeah, you're not like that. I can't be myself on camera. Literally like three months ago, you showed me a video of you standing on a table singing in your school. Yeah. Now, what was that? That's what you showed me.

Okay, yes, but not in front of all these cameras. You know what's crazy? It is. I feel like we've done the podcast for almost two years now. There's never been like a viral audio from it. Yo, what the heck? I was just listening to you guys talk and it sounded like that audio that's like, that's what she said. Oh, from like- Let's make a viral audio. No, let's not because when people try to make a viral audio, it never works. No, wait, let's actually try. Let's try. Dude, you're not going to do it. Dude, I'll do it.

Yeah, here I go. Okay. Three. Never mind. I changed my mind. That's viral. That's viral. Yeah. Oh, Harper, you would do that audio. What are you doing with that core memory? You gave me one? That's an embarrassment. I'm pretty sure this is core. Okay, wait, I'm trying to think of like a good audio. Like, um, how about. I thought that was great. I'm trying to think. No, I can't think.

You just hit him, didn't you? I think so. Why do you guys turn anime? Yeah. That's just what it is. Do you want to turn anime for a second? Everybody on the podcast? I'm getting a lot of these. Hey, okay. A lot of them. Why? Why are you angry? Okay, okay, calm down. Oh, is it because I'm not singing the Korn song? Yeah, it is. Just sing. I can't. My voice is lost. Will your life be better if I do?

You'll miss. I know. I keep missing. I can't, like... Harper, I think if you do it, you'll really make his whole episode. Oh, my gosh. Why is he so mad? I don't know. He's really emotional today. He's just an angry little boy. I just don't understand. He's always been angry. He was angry before the pod. He was angry before we started the podcast ever. He's always been angry. I physically can't do it. I'm sorry, Cash. What the... You look like Donkey. Hey, what are the odds of you shooting that in the air and me being able to catch it with my mouth?

- Wait, you look like donkey breast. - I think it's donkey breast. - Ew! - Okay, there was so much spit on that. Ain't no way we're doing that. Did you see it? Just trailing behind it. - And you try to catch it in your mouth. You're gonna choke on it.

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Can we all fit them in our mouth? Give me one! Wait, throw me one! Wait, that one is... Can you throw me one that you don't have in your mouth? You know? How is it so powerful? Give me one, give me one! There's spit on that one! Oh, gosh! Ew. Give me one, give me one! Cash. No, don't do it. Don't do it. If you do it, I'm gonna do it back ten times harder.

Okay, how are you fitting that in your mouth? I don't understand either. Wait, oh, I have a big one. Give me a little one. Don't do that. Don't point that at me. Don't you point that at me. Kate, dude, what was that? I got stuck. Kate. Okay. What's going on? You got range on these. Did y'all hear what I heard? The noise is coming from crazy. I'm not doing that. Dude, I am good with this thing. Seriously, give me a target. Okay.

Target my foot. How is your mouth just doing that nailed it give me anything come on Alex Alex and they can't see that give me a target. No, I'm done with I'm done with you spitting things wait. Can they see that? One more time one more time ready no, we're done like preparing to launch it like look at the focus oh

You hit the lens. Dude, this is a new talent of mine. If I ever go on AGT, this is what I'm doing. I don't think Simon Cowell will be impressed. By the way, guys. Can we bring Simon Cowell on the pod? Simon Cowell? Yeah. Oh, I bet you'd sing for him. Simon has a cow? No. Simon Cowell? Simon has a cow. Hey, listen. Anyways, Matt, what were you saying? Well, I was saying something that you cut, so that's okay.

We can just move on. I kind of like this as a picture toy. We'll move on. Hey. Ah!

You're going to get a lemon in your mouth. Dude, Harper looks like... I've seen that before. It's like a scary character. It's like the skeleton. No, that's like a Halloween character. What character is that? Scream? I don't know. I don't think it's Scream. Hey, you said you were scared to go to LA to go to the house with all the influencers. Why are you scared? Are you afraid they're going to ask you to sing the Korn song? No, it's because I'm scared because I like don't... You don't know them?

I'm just scared because I don't know them. And they're all like friends already. Well, some of them you know, right? It's best to go hang out with people that are already friends. Wait, I'm sorry. You're going to a house of people you don't know? Yes. That's called strangers. Yeah. Stranger danger. That's how you get taken. Look, I can make air go out of my ears. You can't. How would we know if air were coming out of your ears? Oh, okay.

I saw it. I don't think so. You know, when I was younger, I used to be able to do that. Air would come out of my eyelid. That's such a lie. No, no, no. That's true. You can get air out your eyelid. Yeah. How? It'll just come out. Can you make yourself pass out, right? Yeah. Okay. While he's doing that, let's continue talking about it. Can you actually make yourself pass out by me choking you out or something? That's not going to work.

No, he'll pass out. Are you sure? Yeah, I think so. Matt used to make him pass out all the time. He'll be fine. Yeah, that's not good for your brain. Who says? Like science. He's breathing. That's a factual statement. It was not. He wouldn't cheat. No. He'll be fine. Just leave him there for a couple minutes. Remember that? I would never cheat. Harper, if you go to LA and you meet these influencers and they ask you to sing the Korn song, would you? Yeah, of course for them. What the? What?

cash is turning purple he's really hurt right now you're you're turning bad friend what yeah why why would you sing it but you'll sing it for strangers okay i won't probably sing it for strangers it's like i need like that thing that maddox has like he will just sing on the podcast well he did that because we put him on the spot dude he was singing a song and we were singing a song we were trying to put you on the spot and you just wouldn't accept it steal a kiss oh i can't say try a different song i have like my lungs are made of

Feathers. Feathers? What? Well, why are you scared to go to the house with all these people? Because I'm scared they're going to ask me to sing the Korn song. Oh, no. Just put that on your resume before you go. Because that's what I'm viral for. Okay. Well, you tell them that you're not that girl anymore. That you don't sing the Korn song for just anybody. He just breathed in. No, he didn't. He's holding his breath. Yeah. Okay. No more Korn songs. Yeah. If you go there, you tell him that you're not the... He's fine. He's not breathing. He's not breathing. He's fine. No, I think he's passed out.

No, he's not. He's passed out with a smile on his face. Yeah, that's how he passes out. Kate, have you ever seen someone pass out? Wait a second. Yeah, I've watched Cash pass out. I thought you weren't going to this thing. I remember you asked Kate and Kate said no. Yeah, I was so sad. I felt so bad. Just forget about him. He's fine. He'll be there in a few minutes. When he goes out, he'll come back, okay? He'll be okay. Okay, yeah, but... You're distracting her, Cash. I literally...

Wow, that backfired. Is he convulsing? Yeah. He's going to throw up a ball. He has a ball in his mouth, doesn't he? No, there's no way he has a ball in his mouth and he's hiding it that well. No. Maybe he swallowed it. He's choking. Oh my goodness, he's choking. He's definitely passed out. Gotcha! I was breathing!

He is low-key, like, flushed. Look at his face. No, I wasn't breathing the whole time. I'm not gonna lie. I actually held my breath that entire time. I don't believe it. I did. Oh, he's sweaty. Ew. He might have held his breath the whole time. Dude, but why didn't you pass out? I'm very bored now. Why didn't you pass out? Oh, yeah, let me just freaking knock myself out. Tornado's coming. Tornado's coming. Guys, um, but yeah, no, I'm scared

Oh my gosh, what house? Seriously, you don't tell me nothing. You just keep saying the house. I don't know what house you're going to. The glow house? Yes, I asked Kate to come with me. What? She couldn't because she has Michael's birthday. What does the glow house? Or Michael's wedding, which seems to be more important than the glow house. What is the glow house? It's the house that glows on TikTok. Yeah, it's the content house. Did you already put this one in your mouth? Probably. Have you ever seen the glow house before? No.

No, that's why I asked. Probably not because you don't glow from the inside out. What does that even mean? Yeah, you're not chosen for the glow house. Is that what they say? No. Oh, it's just like a new content house. All these girls got together. And I want to be part of it. You do? So the house doesn't glow? No, the house doesn't actually glow. No, it doesn't glow. I don't think I would add too well to the glow house. Hey, how did you get invited to the glow house in the first place? I forced myself in. You forced yourself in? No. What do you mean? Glow house.

I like, I was like, can I, or actually I got an invitation from the owner of the girl house, Gianna. She's like so sweet. Wait, Gianna? This? Yeah. Yes. They gained like a million followers in one week. So it's a TikTok account or do they have a house? It's like a content house. Yeah. Do they have a house? On April 16th, on April 16th, they're launching the actual house.

Wait, so they have a TikTok account called the Glow House, but there's no house? It's like the Hype House. But there's no house? Not yet. They're launching April 16th. Is there going to be a physical house? Yeah. Oh, okay. And you're going to it? How old are these girls? From my age to 18. And they're moving into a house together? Well, they're just going to go film content there, I'm pretty sure. And you're joining the house? No. What? You're joining the Glow House? No. Then why did you... Yes, she said that. No, no. Do not say that for the thumbnail.

the thumbnail or the clip nail or the whatever it's called because because literally no because literally it's already in the intro they're all gonna be like oh my gosh why the heck is harvard saying she's gonna join the glow actually no they're very sweet people so yeah but like i don't want them to be like why is harvard thinking that she's gonna join the glow house did you ask if you could join the glow house no i'm so confused are you joining or not wait so you were invited to the glow house not invited to be in the glow house yes oh so they invited you to the physical house which they do not have

No, they will get it. And they're not inviting you to the hypothetical house, but you're also not going to the house that doesn't exist. No, I'm going to the party. I see. Will this party be at the hypothetical house? I don't know. An Airbnb, maybe? That's crazy. Renting an Airbnb. So, do they all just live near each other? That's why they have...

the ability to do this okay so explain this to me they all i thought they all go on trips together it's crazy i wish that's what we did when we moved i know when they were 16 they were doing that too they were just traveling wherever they wish i want to be part of that like group like that seems so much fun it was fun yeah you're really missing out yeah no it was it was it was lackluster at times you know lackluster what did i tell you about words man what under seven under seven letters and then

And then, before you know it, they're 21 years old and they never want to go do anything fun. Wait, hold on. But did your parents let you travel alone at 16? With me. Because Mav was old enough. Ow! That one hurt! Well, stop spitting them at me! Guys, I have videos of Mav and Cash fighting. Really? Yes. Did you film those today? Yeah. Really? And Maverick's the only one who's like... Yeah, because he has anger issues, doesn't he?

Wait, you have videos of them fighting? Yeah. Let me see, let me see, let me see. So I can show on the podcast. What? Yeah, now you guys can all see for yourself who actually has, sorry, who actually has anger issues because it is math. It has nothing to do with our employees because I said the thing

Oh, wait, never mind. Cash is kind of mean in that show. Wait, wait, wait. Play it. Play it. No, it... Wow, so you are fine exposing me to be a bad guy, but the second it shows Cash being evil, she's like, oh, let me just turn that off real quick. This is raw. Like, we were beefing before. Play it. Well, no, I don't know if you should actually play that. No, no, play it. No, play it. Play it. I guess we can cut it. We're not cutting nothing. We're playing. Because I said the thing was not right. Wait, okay, then... Yeah. I know I

It's because he has good filming I guess y'all weren't even fighting that's how I scream at my sister, but I just wanted to film so I could show you that was even that good of a fight to be honest I know but like you should have recorded before that Maverick was walking around like this The camera goes right here, right here, right here You're like, you're like, why can't you

I can promise you I've never stood like that. Right here, right here, right here. Listen to my mixtape. Who stands like that? Okay, good, not me. Get back up and sideways so they can see your posture. I don't ever stand like that. Yeah, but the camera goes right through you.

Cash, you're stupid. And then Cash had chocolate or Nutella with him. And he's like, God, stop getting so close to my face. I know I have Nutella on me. I have that part on video. It's so funny. Secretly recording us out here? Secretly recording us is crazy. That is crazy. What if you exposed us? Girl, you think I would expose you? You have so much on me.

No, I would not expose y'all. I promise. Yeah, because we'd sue you. Oh. For exploitation. Yeah. Number one, I've seen what y'all try to do, and I'm just not here for it and stuff. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm kidding.

You know what we're talking about. No, I actually, I swear I don't secretly record y'all unless I want to. Only one time. Only one time. Do you guys, would you guys like to hear more secret recorded audios? Yes. I think I, the other day we spent like three hours and I felt bad for you.

I took a picture of you on the couch. Me? Yeah. This is Harper. So secretly taking photos of me. Just completely dead. Yeah, I have one too from that. Maverick is secretly taking photos of me. Put that in the clip thumb. Okay. The clip thumb.

Just completely. We were like three hours late to the shoot, and I was like, I'll go check on Harper. Make sure she's okay. She was out. She had a late night. You know, it was a Sunday morning. She had been out Saturday night. Oh, yeah, but when I'm sleeping, I get woken up to people slapping me. No one takes pictures of me all sleepy. I do sometimes. I have one picture of you sleeping, but I can't show it. Yeah, because I'm butt naked in it. What the fuck? Get your picture of me butt naked and won't delete it.

What? No, he's not butt naked. Don't worry. She put a tiny little... I mean, she put a towel. She put a towel over me just like that. And I was like, oh, yeah, that makes it way better. You know what's crazy? She showed me that photo. Yeah, she showed it to everyone. Oh, I've only shown it to, I think, Mav and Alex because it's hilarious. And you know what?

You've sent me photos of you naked before. I'm fine. Yeah. Well, my butt's funny. I'm okay if people see my butt. Bro, why? It's so weird. Please don't. It's so funny mooning people. No, it's not. It is. No. I'm sorry. When you moon someone and they don't expect it, they're just like, ah! No, it's horrible. Like, did you in public at public stores? One time.

One time. What if somebody clips you? Well, that's what we're getting to. Listen, I got even a better story for you after this one. What? One time, I think I've said this on here, I mooned someone going down the road and I thought it was my cousin and then I mooned him and then Matt was like,

That's crazy. So I mooned a random guy on the street. And then the week after that, Maverick mooned our grandmas on the highway. Yeah, they went on like a mooning spree where they felt like they had to moon everybody. Cash still does. I'll just walk in the house and he'll just be like, hey, by the way, you left something over here. And he'll just turn around and when he turns around, his butt's just out. It's gotten to a point where sometimes when Cash is like, Mav, come here. Mav won't turn the corner until he says, Kate, is his butt out? Like it has to be cleared first.

I'm like, let's play a game. Nutella. What? I don't understand. That's disgusting. I don't get it. I don't get it. I'm so confused. I don't want to die. Guys, what's your favorite diss track? From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king. What diss track is that? What? Oh my goodness. She doesn't even know KSI. Oh my gosh, Kate, you are so behind. Wait, is that a diss track? I don't know. Not really. I think it's just a song.

I'm sorry, I much love KSI, but I don't keep up, you know? Have y'all ever met KSI? Nope. Liar! Yeah, no, no, I haven't. He lives in Australia. No, he doesn't. He lives in England. You would look really studious with these on. I'd look studious with anything on. Oh, gosh. Let me see. You look like something. Let me see.

Do I look highly attractive or what? Those look very feminine. Wait. I can barely even recognize you. Harper! She just farted, man. Really, bro? Come on. It wasn't loud. Oh my gosh. It doesn't matter. The silent ones are deadly. That's crazy. It's so unladylike. Can you please fart? It will be a viral clip. No. Yo.

Kenzie, what's going on? I don't want to be here. Kenzie, look down. I got a question for you. Everybody, everybody look right here. Slap your neck. Oh my gosh, I was going through your Instagram photos today and I saw your prom post with the dog and I saw Stella and I took a screenshot of it.

Yeah, Kenzie saw you followed her today. She was like, wow, I finally got the follow back from Harper. You look at Stella. Isn't she so cute? That's crazy. Dude, she looks the same. Wait, wait, wait. You just now followed Kenzie back? I did not know that, okay? I thought... Uh-huh. I really did not think... You feel like Kenzie has an Instagram? Well, ever since I got home from the last podcast and you were like, yeah, dude...

On your Instagram, you have... That was crazy. On your Instagram, you have, like, a photo of another guy. So I went and looked at it today, and I did see that, unfortunately. Wait, wait, wait. What? What? Enlighten me. Uh-oh, Mav. Are you talking about our prom date from, like, eight years ago? Yes. Dang, you still have your... Don't call that our K-pop. You still have your prom date on your Instagram? That's crazy. Mav, how do you feel about that? I don't feel good. It's prom. Do you have anything about what that would do to Mav? It's a core memory. Hey...

Was it a happy poor memory? Are you more married to that post or more married to me? Yeah, here. Don't even start. That's crazy. Which one is it? Here you go, Mav. Here you go, Kenzie. Yay. Get rid of that memory. Look, the same memory. Cash, give me another one. The same memory, but two different colors. Give me another one. Cash, can I have another happy one? What the? Okay. Yeah, so you can't. I don't want this one. I want happy. See how I'm deflecting? Hey.

No, you need that one. I need a yellow. Kinsey, are you more married to that Instagram post or more married to me? Both. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Are you more married to your anger or more married to me? Let it go. Uh-oh. Disgust. Kinsey, you got it. I don't want disgust. Oh, my God. That's exactly why you need it. He's feeling all the memories. What's this for? Because she's disgusted with math.

No, Matt doesn't need. Oh my gosh. Just give it. Take them who I give them to. Kinsey, if you, that was for Kinsey, aren't willing to take down that Instagram post, then we have a problem. I'll take down whatever Instagram. Delete it right now. Okay. Yeah. Can you do it right now? No, no, no. Delete. Delete. Delete. I like looking at it. I like looking at it. Okay. What the? Delete it. Delete it. Why would you like looking at that?

Not archive. Delete. Delete. Delete it. Delete. Not archive. She's stalling. Right there. You're acting like you actually care. Why do you care to keep it up so bad? I don't. I just know you don't care. Give me another memory. Right now. Uh-oh. He's getting angrier. Maybe other people do too. Wait. What'd you say?

Just like Harper scrolled all the way down and looked at all my pictures, some people might want to see what I wore to prom. Exactly. So don't delete it. Yeah, but it makes Maverick very angry. You're right. You're right. Screenshot the post. Cut him out. Re-upload. Re-post it. This is what I wore to prom. Yes. Then people can find it. There. Now everyone's happy. Go ahead. It's prom season two. It'll fit right in.

Kinsey, unfortunately, you're going to have to delete it. Kate had photos of other guys on her Instagram. She deleted them when we started dating. Yeah, I was 13, though. Okay, it doesn't matter. You still deleted it. Kinsey. And guess what? I had photos with other girls. Be respectful to me and take it down. Oh, my gosh. Look at all of them on the... Man, you're getting hated in the comments right now. No, everyone, stop. This is getting serious. Yeah, I got hated on in the comments for having a crush on Mav. I might have only archived those ones. No, wait. Seriously, everyone be quiet. This is serious. Take the post down. Okay.

Here, how about this? Get that out of my face. In the comments section, y'all let me know if y'all want me to take it down or if I should keep it so y'all can see my prom photos from high school. You're letting the internet control your life over Maverick's feelings. Your own husband. The internet controls my life for the next 24 hours. No, stop it. Maverick would definitely say that. The internet controls my life. Guys, stop it. This is a serious situation. Okay, I'm done talking. Cash is too serious right now.

Look at him. I'm fighting for my brother's soul right now. For all of you who think Maverick is sad, he is not sad. He's playing you. Really, Kinsey? Because it sure looks like it. He's trying to keep from laughing. Those are tears. Real tears. He's giggling over there. I know when my brother's sad. I mean, they're just flowing his way. You know what? There's so many of them. I just don't understand why you took the poster.

He's overwhelmed with emotions! He's got too many emotions! He's overwhelmed! Honestly, I don't really care. So keep it up if you want. Like, it's whatever at this point. While we're on this topic... I don't want to be on the topic anymore. Can we move on? Oh, so... Attitude, okay. Do I need to go get the Minecraft sword? You're gonna break my Minecraft sword? No, I'm just gonna knock some sense into you. With a Minecraft sword?

Okay, while we're on the topic though, Maverick has so many pictures archived that should not be archived. Can you stop actually being disrespectful towards my brother? Is this the thumbnail? Am I being pranked? I wish it was. I'll delete all of those. No! I like looking at them, please. Why do you like looking at them so much?

Seriously, can you stop too? Stop encouraging her. I have a knee-kidney brief fetish. Alright, I'm sorry guys. All of my old stuff from before I met them. Listen, I'll archive all of it.

No, no, no. You want to keep it for later. Okay, I am screen recording your whole entire page right now. No, Kenji, delete, not archive. She really is screen recording my whole page. Okay, you know what? All of them. What is the drama? Wait, no, but here's the thing.

Whenever I looked at... Wait, I have to tell... Can I say like a sentence or two without y'all interrupting? Whoa, she's trying to flip it around onto you. No, no, on y'all? There is no way. When I did my deep dark search on Maverick before going on our first date... Oh, did you see that the internet said he died? No, I just actually saw that like last week. But, are you okay?

I feel like I didn't know anything truly about Maverick's past at all because he had deleted anything substantial. And then we're on our first date, actually, and I don't know why this happened. Why did he keep showing me? He was showing me his archived photos, and I was like, why would you archive those? I feel like that really gives an insight to who Maverick is. Archive what? Like...

Your hawk photo, that's a cool story, and no one knows it because you archived it. Kinsey, I'm concerned. Okay, yeah. Matt, you're right. Go post photos of you with any past girl. Just go post them so people know who you are. See how she likes it. Oh my gosh, you're so crazy. Okay. I'm going to fart in your face. How does one archive or delete a photo? Wait, why are we all gaslighting her right now? You know you don't care. Because we have nothing else to talk about. Exactly. You just turn the lights off. Cash. Yeah.

Yeah, Kinsey, I'm joking. Oh, it's gone. Oh my goodness. Now I'm going to get heat for this. It was a joke. Obviously, I don't care. Oh my gosh, he so picked me. No, I obviously don't care. I can't believe you fell for that. It's gone. Forever? The people will never see it. It's not gone forever. She archived it because I know she wouldn't actually delete it. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'd be mad about that. What? She didn't even delete it. Well, she wouldn't delete it because it's for a fucking... Oh my gosh, it's such a tragic thing to go back and do one after. No, you're so cute. Ah!

Okay, well. Am I going to think that about mine? Yeah. No, probably not. About what? No, the difference is because 15-year-olds now look like 25-year-olds. And when I was 15, you looked 15. Do I look like a 25-year-old?

Kinsey still doesn't look like a 25-year-old. Where did you go recently? Every single time I go to the nail salon, they tell me I'm not of age. Of age for what? Your nails? Anything. What? I'll pull my wedding ring off, and they're like, what is that? I'm like, wedding ring? And they're like, oh, goodness, I thought you were 17. And I was like, okay. Yeah, she hasn't figured out that they're just trying to get her to come back. They're trying to compliment her. Oh.

Well, I go back, so it works. The other guy the other day thought she was, like, in middle school. What the? What guy? The nail salon? No, no, no. That one was. Guys, I love having long hair because I can cry like this. I love having long hair so I can cry like this. It is super long. This is what I'm going to do in my next TikTok video because it's a trend right now. Wow. What's the rest of the trend? That's very emotional. It's like a sad song playing. In the arms of an angel.

You're so mysterious when you cry like that. Is that the whole video? Wait, I'm confused. What's happening? It just shows off my hair! It shows off my hair and it's kind of long. It's very long. It's super long. Do you like it? I do like it, yeah. I wish my hair was that long. When did you get layers? Layers? Yeah. Okay, I'm

Man, hey, please don't hate me in the comments for trying to make Kenzie delete a post. Oh my gosh, I'm sick and tired of hearing all of you guys talk about the comments. Every single one of you guys is like, the comments are going to hate me, the comments are going to say, live life. Well, the comments are people, Cash. Live, laugh, love. Cash doesn't read the comments, so he doesn't know that most of the comments are true. I do know how to read, okay? I do know how to read. I do. And I do read the comments every now and then. But guess what? I don't care what they say, because I...

So you don't care about any of the money. You heard it here first. Cash Baker doesn't care about any of you. No, I don't care about people's opinion on me. Everybody comment some really mean stuff and let's see if it gets to Cash. Nothing gets to me. Oh, yeah, sure. Sure. Yeah, sure. Unleash. Just go crazy in the comments. Sure. I'll forgive you. Sure. Everybody be as mean to me as you want in the comments. I'm going to get all those. Oh, wait. I'm sorry. What? Wait, hold on. Can you all try to do the... No, no. We're talking about comments right now. I know, but first... No, no, no. Seriously. Okay. Oh, so you're going to get mean comments for that? Okay.

I just wanted to hear what Susan's going to say. Okay, please. Oh, me? Yeah. Okay. Well, I'm going to get Rosas, but I only... The Mexican restaurant? Yes, but I only get the tortillas because I don't really usually like any meat or anything. Really? Well, thanks for telling me about your life. Aren't you glad that I interrupted her before? Yes, I am. But wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We need to cut that, honestly. Wow. Okay, tell me... Now you got to cut it. Okay, so why... Oh, my God. Just explain to me one more time. Bro.

How you got invited? Everything. Why do we even have a podcast? Y'all cut it all. Tensions are so high, and it's because of you, Cash. You're kind of angry. Hey, that was a little aggressive, Mav. Yeah, thank you. He's angry as frick. I was going to ask if y'all could roll your R's like this. Mavrick. Look, if you keep doing those hard, I'm going to make you eat one. What? How? How are you going to make him eat one? Listen, no, I'm just tired of this podcast. All you guys do is cut things and worry about the comments. That's it. Harper. Yeah, can y'all roll your R's? Mavrick.

Real quick how you got invited to this house? It's not making sense to me. Oh, well, I mean I

I got invited because I asked and I was like, can I please be invited? You asked to get invited to the Globus? No, no, no. I'm sorry. They invited me first. I didn't see the invite. So then I DM'd her and I was like, can I be invited? Then I looked at our TikTok DMs and she was like, hey, I have an event coming up on April whatever, 9th or something.

or april 11th something friday saturday something yeah there's a day and yeah it was a day and um so basically i got invited and um and i'm super excited okay but last i checked you weren't even going because nobody could go with you you asked kate to go with you and you weren't and she said no and then you weren't gonna go don't get me wrong would have gone would you what i'm

i don't know okay so uh how are you going is my question oh by plane yeah but like you like 16 so like you can't even get a hotel you can't like go to my father is going with me yeah so and and then i'm gonna sleep over with that's nice of your dad i know i'm gonna sleep over at the hotel with ryan roy if y'all know her i'm so excited i've never met her

That's fun. So what's happening at the Glow House? Honestly, fun. It's going to be fun. Are y'all going to dress up in dresses? Yeah, it's old Hollywood theme. I'm going to wear like... That's fun. Yeah, I don't know what I'm wearing yet. Like prom dress type? Like all the way to the floor? Yeah, I think so. I don't know. You are fancy. That's fun. I'm excited. I wouldn't recommend posting a picture with a boy on your Instagram when you do it.

Because you never know how it might come back. I know, but I probably will just, I guess, friends, honestly, right? Yep. Yeah, just friends. You could. They don't have parties like that in Texas where they're randomly like, dress up old Hollywood and just come. I'm so excited. I went to a gala. That was fun. Can we please have like parties and loser parties in Texas? It was a charity event, Kate. Oh. Okay, then it wasn't a party. It was a charity event. I brought a toy. What the heck is wrong with cash? Why are you freaking doing this? Like, it's really annoying, honestly. Yeah, like you're in a ball pit. Have fun, man. What?

Why? Why are you acting like this, Cash? Holy Scott is blue emotions left. He's so pick me right now. Hey, do you think we could go to the glow house with you? Yeah. Please. Please. Do you think you'd like Cash and Maverick in? Yeah. No. Well, I wouldn't go anyways. Whoa. Wait, is it- Nobody denied me access. Is it girls only? No. Oh, it's boys too. Yeah. No, I would go, but like, you know, I'm busy. Yeah, for sure. I'm sorry. I got a lot on my schedule. Yeah. Hey, yo. What?

Who threw that? Oh my goodness, it was sent? I did not put that there. Who threw that at me? Who threw that at me? Wasn't it a mouse trap? You threw it at me. I did not throw it at you. I promise. Don't start to think I did that because I didn't do that. I think it was Pape. Was it Pape? He was over there. Now he's gone. He ran away. He has not been here. Yes, Alex is saying it was you. Give me it. Evil little man. It's an evil man. I did not say it. Well, how did this fall on my head?

I don't know where that came from. I don't know where it came from. That's odd. All right, I'll get you back. Okay, it's okay. But I do know where... And we're back because things got cut again. Welcome to the podcast where we are highly censored ship. No freedom of speech. This is not America. Dude, I would... We live in North America, North Korea at this point. Okay, I see why Maverick fights with you a lot. Yeah, he's... It's like logic doesn't logic sometimes. Yeah. What do you mean? Okay, I'm sorry, guys. Go.

It's taking me everything I've got to say. Because if I say it, guess what? I get freaking cut. Do you know anybody who's going to the Glow House? I do. Like, everybody that I've ever known. And I'm so excited to be invited to it. Wait, list some names I want to hear. You probably wouldn't know. Oh, I probably won't, actually. No, I mean. I've been keeping up when you post things with other people. I'm like, oh, look at Harper's Little Friends. That whole group, Embree.

Like Kinsey Yolo or whatever? Yeah, Kinsey Yols. I'm so excited. I've met her before. Lisey. Dude! Lisey. I'm trying to think. What the? What the frick? It was not me. Can y'all stop throwing mousetraps on me? It wasn't me! Yes, you did. I just saw you throw a mousetrap on me. I'm not gonna lie. It came through the hole. It was serious. It was mad. It just. I'm not gonna lie. It was mad. Why is everybody accusing me of things that I did not do? I literally.

And why are y'all all so quick to- I saw Kate literally go. How come if Kate throws a mousetrap, you just immediately accuse me? But no, I do, I will have to say, I'm not in the glow house, but I like what they're doing because also I don't like live near them or anything. Yeah. But no, they're like, they're like a positive group and stuff. And it's really cool. They're just like glowing right now. Yeah, they're glowing. And they're going to start a podcast. So y'all should watch it. I don't know. It's like a- It wasn't me. Cash, you think I would touch a mousetrap? I'm pretty sure that was Maverick again. Crazy.

Someone's calling me. Hello? Did you just answer the phone? Dude. What? We're falling apart. What? This is absolutely insane. I think we're falling apart, guys. This podcast is absolutely dog water. I'm quitting. She quit. I'm not kidding. You can't quit. I was going to be the first one to quit. You can't quit. This is dog water. What? What is she talking about right now? She just left the...

Okay. Yeah, why is she picking up? Why didn't you call him back? Oh my gosh. What the- what was that? Oh, don't worry about it. Taking personal calls? Don't worry about it. What? No. No. No. You can't do that. I will not let that fly. Don't ever do that again. Why? This is a podcast. It's a podcast.

the whole episode is talking about some house that glows and not singing a corn song. So I don't really know what, think about it. This podcast provided no value to humanity whatsoever. Okay, but none of our podcasts provide value to humanity. Yeah, you're right, but this podcast was like extra just complete brainwash. If you guys made it this far, what the frick, man? Why are you listening? I feel like you feel like... Don't worry, it's not going to be entertaining. All that stuff gets cut. Okay.

Peace out. Oh, now he's ending it. Yeah, it's over. That was a horrible episode. What just happened? This episode was trash. What do you mean it was trash? The entire time we just talked about... I still don't even know where we left off at the Glow House. Like, literally, it was just like the Glow House and we...

And that was it. And then that was like the entire thing. She's getting invited to the glow house. We're not using this. We might have to. Like, what are you talking about, Cash? Let me ask you. Raise your hand if anybody thinks this was a good episode. It was a fine episode. To be fair, I was trying to ask Harper questions about the glow house and I kept getting

very beginning of the episode. I feel like what happened is that you kept putting things in your mouth, then you tried to pass out, and you were absolutely zero value to the conversation at all. I'm sorry, I think my emotions were the best part of the whole episode. Cash, can you listen for two seconds, please? What? You were irritated before this episode started because

We took an hour and a half to figure out what we were going to do. So it already is just, we're all like tired and we've been waiting. And then we come on and we don't love what we're going to talk about. So you're just not happy with it. No. I know what he wants. This is what he wants. Destruction. This episode is trash. I'm freaking. Oh, that's our plan. That's our plan. Why are we doing this anymore? Why do we even have a podcast? How did you do that?

Well, Matt, we kind of need your mic. You're making the episode even worse now, actually. No, because she took a phone call on the episode and doesn't care. No, it doesn't matter anymore. Why is she fake crashing out? She's literally fake crashing out right now. And now my wife's mad at me for a joke. I think I want to quit. I want to quit, too. But I want to be the first one to quit, so you can quit after me. Should we destroy everything? I'm the first one to quit.

You know what guys? You guys can come follow me because I'm going to start my own podcast. And maybe if you guys- No, stop it! Stop, what are you doing? Stop! Stop it! Is my mic plugged in? Hit him again, Harper! Yeah, Harper, what the frick was that? That was dog water. That was almost as bad as the episode. We were quitting! Come on, we quit! Y'all, I am so sorry that we are- What are you doing?

Oh be careful! Oh my gosh! Yo! Did she just... She falls on her butt and goes... See! This is what I'm talking about!

Raw uncut comedy because I hope you guys know this is what was happening before the episode started. I hope you're happy I gave you what you wanted. No sit down. Take your mic and sit down. Sit down. This is exactly how all of us were acting before the episode. Everyone was mad at everyone and then we sit down and we were like our podcast. There. Oh my god.

Not my tree! Not my tree! This is insane! Well, okay. My plant was like $2. The TV was like $100. Yeah, that cost like a lot of plants. Oh my gosh.

I'm so glad we got to the strip. I mean, I've always said like freaking rage rooms were stupid, but this felt good. Yes, it did. I'm sorry if I was irritated through the whole episode. Yeah. I got it out now. Me too. I actually feel so bad. Should we get more out? I fell straight on a thing. I'm down to get more out. Punch a hole in the wall. No, that hurt my hand. Both times I did that. Well, I just,

Backstory, the tree is Kenzie's tree and Cash took it from her room. So she's scared he's going to break it. Okay.

Okay. Anyways. Like, I'm seriously, genuine apologies because I just, honestly, y'all should have let me break a TV before we started the episode. Yeah. I feel good now. This episode is a lot better now. I do not feel good because I just fell on a... Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't feel good after that either.

that but it happens gerald you know what made me feel really good throwing cash's mic on the ground yeah no not my mic pushing pushing cash then running away got honestly i hope you know that the pushback cash gave after math through his mic was genuine it was he was very real what happened he for a second really thought about like really going like hitting him hard

Wait, wait, what? When Mav threw his mic on the ground, Cash got mad and he pushed Maverick. It was not fake. I'll tell you what. That was real genuine anger. I'll tell you what. He got a real memory right there. Oh, thanks. Out of all the pod episodes ever, I've never really been that angry besides today. What? I was really mad. He had a lot of red. It showed. It showed.

that he's like having his therapy session now no i did inside of the ball pit and you know what then you know what the comments can say whatever they want about me i don't care if they say i have anger issues yeah i was angry today you caught me on a bad day okay i've had a lot of emotions today i did i've been through a lot okay i feel like this episode was just trash you know what would make it really good what if i said this right now we're no just bleep it don't cut it just freaking bleep it

Because we had to cut everything. I feel like I'm having a mental health crisis. I really do. I'm sorry. I'll just say I'm mad at everyone in this room. Me? Yeah. What? Even you because...

Because you're going to Hawaii and you didn't invite us. I know. Okay. It's in Hawaii? We were planning an event. It's all the way in Hawaii? What is? The glow party? No, no, no, no. No, we were planning an event and we planned out this entire event and then Harper's like- We were going to go to Australia. And then Harper's like, oh, oh, instead of going to Australia, I have a Hawaii trip planned. And we were like, well, great. We wasted a month and a half planning this trip and it's gone. It's okay.

It's okay. And then that happened. And then Maverick, before the episode, was... I was talking about how all of our camera quality has been horrible recently. And Maverick and Alex were arguing... I'm sorry. I'm just...

I'm emotional. At least I have a home life. Why are you mad at Kinsey? That's the first time you'll ever hear me say, but I'm emotional today. I feel like a woman. This thumbnail should be Cash's breakdown, mental breakdown. Yeah, you know what? I always thought it was funny because if you scrolled through our episodes, Kate has a mental breakdown episode, and so does Harper, and here it is. 170 episodes in, I'm having a mental breakdown. A crisis, some may say.

You are having a mental breakdown. Mav, will you hand me a green ball? I've never seen you this... Are you disgusted? Can you please share why you're upset with me and Kinsey, then? Because you shared why you were mad at Mav. Maybe that's why. Okay, fine. You want me to continue? Because before the episode, also, when we were all talking, trying to figure everything out, when it was go time, Kinsey was in her room probably playing her iPad. I was upstairs. Excuse you! She was in the room playing... What did she say? I beg your finest pardon? What? I was working hard. On what?

stuff because AT&T sucks. Verizon, we're switching to you. Honestly, please. It's probably a lot easier. If you want to be treated right, you go there. Everyone knows that. And now, Kate. Did you just do an ad for T-Mobile? And Kate. Mid-mental breakdown. I'm not really super mad at you, but... I'm just angry and I want magenta status. Take it away.

And then Kate today, she was talking and then she was like, you know what? I just won't ever help you with any ideas ever again. And that was just because I said her idea was bad. I don't know why you wanted me downstairs anyways, because anytime I give either of you two boys any ideas, you just sit there and stare at me with a blank face like I didn't speak at all. Yeah, because your ideas are dumb. Whoa. I'm kidding. Rude. They're good. I'm done helping doing anything. No, Kinsey does have good ideas if we're like...

you know down back like we we really that's what i felt like that's insulting to say yeah it is yes they want my mom and it's a joke dude i just because you see we're called the lol oh now we're the freaking lol podcast well we were we're not we're not yeah now we're the other podcast but all the time when i'm like it's a joke we can keep it y'all are like cut it get it out of here because everybody knows i really love my wife it's not like like me and her you know

I'm fine at the end of the day, right babe? Ew, never say that again. No? Okay. And then y'all also know how many times today I heard... I was reading comments and the comments said about us that...

Nobody gives a crap about the comments. Yeah, thank you. I give a crap about the comments. Yeah, because honestly, they bully us. I hate the comments. I think you're all very sweet. See, now Kenzie's fishing for comments. No. Yeah. I genuinely think the majority of the people who comment are very kind. Okay, the majority, but those other half of people are mean. You guys are talking about like the shorts that go viral on TikTok that like not our real fans see, like random people see. And then they comment like, man, what a dirtbag.

I know I'm a dirtbag. I mean, it actually makes me sad. Like, I'm not a dirtbag. Are you okay? Yeah, I am. Because you know why? I don't care what the comments say about me. You hate me, like me, love me, miss me. Whatever you want to do with me. They definitely don't miss us. But guess what? Whatever they want to do with you. But guess what? I am me. And you are you. What's the rest of that, Sam? And I had a dream. And you are you.

I don't really know what the rest of that is. But anyways, my point is I am me, and I will act the exact same I do off camera, on camera, and you can watch it, or you can dislike my video. Don't do that, actually. It's bad for the algorithm. Subscribe. But you know what? You don't have to watch me. Okay. So, listen. At the end of the day, right now, I think everybody in this room is happy. I'm happy. We're happy that you let this out today. Do you have any other anger you'd like to release? No. So, I... Ah!

- Oh my gosh, it scared me. - I told you it wasn't me! - Are those all mouse traps? You better be very careful. - Hey, watch out for the mouse trap. I'm scared that some of these are armed. Okay, now I know exactly who did it. And I'll be talking for you too. Thank you for watching. Please subscribe. - No! - Okay. - Subscribe.