Cash Raged And Broke Harper’s Phone!
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Hey, guys. Yo, we're starting the episode right now. Guess what Matt thinks we talk about? We just said, Carver was just talking to someone about coming on the podcast, and he says, Beth, like, what do y'all talk about? Matt said, just tell him we talk about current events. What do you want me to talk about? Oh, we talk about how Cash farts. Is that what you want me to say? I don't know what you say to it. All I know is we do not talk about current events. Well, what do we talk about? Would you like to tell me what's the substance of our podcast? Let's talk about that.

Okay, well we are matching. Oh, I thought you're talking okay. What I died in the whole blast Stop. I'm addicted. I know the middle of a podcast wait is that like sponsored no is what sponsored? It's not no, but we're building our own game right now ball blasts No, ball blasts is not sponsored. Don't don't do that much like I like ball blasts Like max out let me see I'm playing like four years. Okay. Let's see what it is

I don't think there is levels on Ball Blast. Ball Blast is like his default. You know, Michael got me on Ball Blast. Michael would play Ball Blast. I think me and him were sitting on a plane one time and I was like, hey, what you got over there? I was there all bored and he was like playing a game and I was like... Wait, I used to play Ball Blast when I was like...

like two years ago and I had like a really good high score. I'm addicted. I really want to click retry. Oh, I'm level 294. Do you guys consider phone games like that brain rot? My highest score? Wait, what's y'all's high score? Well, I just got it like last week. Well, what level are you and what's your highest? I like the

level game block blast i'm level 41 uh highest what high score high score what do you mean it's right under level right there i'm not about 185 the trophies what are you talking about i'm about love and pies block blast wait oh it's a real game and i probably have a higher score than you too that's the game i like block blast everybody has it on their phone has anybody played love and pie

Nope. Love and pie? Love and pie. Would he make pies? Yeah. Dude, Kate plays the weirdest mobile game. She plays like farming ones and like making pies. The hidden mobile game, Love Pie?

Everybody comment down below what mobile game you play, which everyone has the most likes. I don't know, but y'all get ads for this one all the time. Oh, Kinsey loves that game. Wait, not that one. She likes Mob Slayer or something. I also like the math puzzle game. We already have so many people click off, I feel like. Yeah, they're like, what are y'all these mobile games talking about? Sorry, we're like not here right now. Cross math. That's what I play. Math? Cross math. Oh my gosh. Math's highest score is 62,000.

My high score is 1.9 million. Well, yeah, because your cannons way better. I'll take you thousand to 1.9. I just got a game. Well, that's great. Unfortunately, I don't think anybody cares Harper. Yeah, you gotta get off your phone girl. Harper's always on her phone. Yeah, but that first time you're always she's always on her phone. We got matching phone cases. Oh,

Wow. I wonder who got your nose. Uh, the business. No, I did. If y'all didn't know, on the Christmas episode... What are you doing, Kenzie? That's very loud. The Christmas episode, I got all the girls matching phone cases. Hey, Cash. When are you going to go pro? Pro? Yeah. Man. Kids literally beat him. That's what they told me at my school. I bet they do tell you that. I dunk on them kids. When I land, my fart just blasts them to the ground. What? What?

what and they're embarrassing that really just went on my straw i'm sorry that your home girl did well you can get mad at me after you get mad at him because every time he says or thinks or does a fart well i'll be for real that febreze smells like a fart that thing smells that's so hard for body that thing's horrid what that's a bad flavor man that thing all over my cup my mom bought it your mom buys a weird flavor of febreze i think you know when you

when you have Febreze in the bathroom and like once you once that's like your bathroom scent like the scent is ruined for life yeah like then if you it just smells like poop we had that scent in our bathroom for a while so that's why it smells like crap the candle in your bathroom smells delightful the candle lowkey doesn't I would never want that no I would not want that candle outside the bathroom

Because it's solely a bathroom candle. Like if someone were to gift me that same scent and were like, put it on your kitchen counter, I'd say no thank you. Like, because it's a bad candle outside of the bathroom. Well now it's like my brain associates that candle scent with the toilet. Hold on. With toilet. With toilet.

And Kenzie's gone. Yep. Well, see you later. I think she's going to get the candle from her bathroom. I am going to be honest with you. I'm changing up my style. Oh, yeah. Tell us about that. She bought jorts. Yeah, you're like a country gal now. No, she bought jorts. Oh. You bought jean shorts? Matt used to wear jorts. That's how bad that is. It was a mistake. Don't do it. What is that? There's so many things going. Where did you get a Chinese fan? Well, I got this out of Kate's PR box, and then I kept it, and now I'm going to use it.

I haven't even farted on this episode. I know, but that Febreze is really bad. And you don't have a mic. I know, but that Febreze is really bad. What were you saying about your jorts? I've changed my style. She came back from Canada, and we went to her house the night she landed to go greet her, and she was in the process of unboxing all her packages that she ordered while she was gone. And in those boxes were jorts.

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Dude, all I know is there's some... Somebody's watching this episode right now. Wait, why are you inspired by the jokes? Somebody's watching this episode just in jokes. Because of Paisley Nelson. What? No, because Paisley Nelson, she has really good... We should have her on the podcast, but... Paisley Nelson? The Ninfam. Is that a boy? No, it's a girl. Is that the Nelsons and something? The Not Enough Nelsons. The Not Enough Nelsons. Nutty Nelsons? No, the... I'm sorry? Is that a TV show? I thought it was like... The Nutty Nelsons. No. What's it called? I... Oh, sorry. I... We saw...

You're talking about the outfit. I saw her outfit and I'm into Utah girl outfits now. Yeah. Isn't Utah girl outfits like a white t-shirt and like blonde hair and like black leggings? No. Essentially. I thought that was Utah girl. When we went to Utah, I remember like we saw like

what was it like stacks of utah girls like they were like they actually did come in hordes it was like 20 girls they all look the same oh i bet they came up to y'all too who well one one pack did yeah let me show you like this is a utah girl fit if i wore jorts with it look at my that's not bad but maybe for summer no go you need the picture that your sister had

Wait, that's a skirt. No, she's talking about the shirt she's wearing. Wait, text that to Al. Okay. Big Al. Yeah, what the heck? Text it to Al. Al. Al from Toy Story. Al, Al, your pal. Okay, I'm sorry. That's so... Yeah, but she was, like, wearing, like, jorts and, like, this, like...

plaid cropped shirt and I mean I don't listen change your style do it I'm gonna wear it on the podcast tomorrow okay do it like change your style do what makes you happy but like we don't shoot the podcast tomorrow why? why don't you come back well because we shot the last two days we shoot in a couple days though um

You have something to say? Oh, that was just normal casual. Cash has been kind of struggling recently. Struggling with what? A lot of things, man. The other day we were talking about the months of the year and he couldn't name them right. Dude, Harper's always on her phone. Cash, leave her alone. She's fine. Cash, what's the definition of a mammal? Uh-oh. Okay, well, there was two conversations going over there and I like the mammal one better, so I'm going to go with that one. The definition of a mammal...

um originates from the word mammoth and uh a mammoth is the largest mammal that was ever to exist in the world not currently but they were the largest animal to exist are you sure about that and since they were the largest and their names are what was that what was it just what just what a mammoth a mammoth a mammoth so the word came from mammoth and now it's ma'am mole yeah you know we brought back the woolly mammoth

Not yet. Yes, we did. I've been seeing that, but they haven't brought it back yet. Yes, we did. Not yet. Yes, we did. Not yet. They crossed it with the African elephant. Not yet. Wow. What? Well, do you want to know something? They are trying to bring that up. Yeah, I want to know something. If I showed up to your house with jorts and a farmer t-shirt, I think you might laugh at my face. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. Listen, listen.

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I'm never gonna sit here and tell you that if something like genuinely doesn't look good as a friend you can't let your friend walk around. My mom told me I look... So your mom was just telling her opinion and you're supposed to take with that what you want. Anyways. Maybe that's what I get my answer from. Genuinely. Well that's okay if you do. But do you want us to lie to you if we think something doesn't look good? No. Would you rather us like be like oh yeah it looks great. Fine. You know what? I...

I thought the tube top you had on was cute. The tube top was really cute. And the jorts, honestly, the jorts can be styled. It was just with the plaid shirt. It looked a little off. You can be baggy on top and skinny on bottom or skinny on bottom. Baggy on top. Whatever the opposite of what I just said, you can be the opposite of that. Yeah. But you can't be baggy on both. Did you see skinny jeans are making a comeback? Yes, I'm not. Oh my gosh. It's because of Alex Earl. It's because of Alex Earl. Another hole, not a hole in that wall. Skinny jeans are making a comeback? Yeah, Alex Earl has skinny jeans. And I just threw up.

from junior high? No, I'm just kidding. Maverick loves skinny jeans. I'm actually not joking. They never went out of style for him. What are you doing? You always wear skinny jeans. What are you talking about? Maverick skinny jeans too are like, I mean, skinny, skinny jeans. What are we talking about? They're like,

I wear normal jeans. Why don't you wear straight leg jeans? Wait, no. He didn't used to. He didn't used to wear leg tight pants. Yeah, you had leggings to your white pants. Oh, yeah, your little white jeans. They were tight when my thighs got so big that I had to throw them out. Why did your thighs get so big? Because I started lifting.

Y'all both wore ridiculously skinny jeans at one point in your life. But I was a ridiculously skinny boy. Let's not forget your plaid ones with the zippers that you would wear on the regular. Those are cool. I'll go get them right now. No, please don't. You still have them? Please don't. Why do you still have those? He was convinced. I tried to get him to throw them away one time and he was convinced he would need them in case we ever did another live show.

He would still wear them at a live show. I don't think he'd wear them now. But if you guys ever did music again, I think. They look like a clown. Well, they don't fit him now. Are they the one color? They're like red. One color wonder. There's red and there was like one. Was there a split pair? Yeah, there was a split pair. Oh, no. He should have thrown the split pair away at least. Guys, there's this crazy video. Oh.

Y'all need to look it up. Cash and Maverick concert in 2019. People used to like post YouTube videos of it. Really? Yeah. Like when they were on stage and stuff. So they were like on the ring. My oh my. Or Cash's white skinny jeans a sight to see. Like go watch that video now. There's one Cash and Maverick vlog like from that concert that's out that has like a couple hundred thousand views. Yeah.

He'd be wearing like red underwear and you could see it through the white skin. Oh my gosh. That's embarrassing. Why didn't y'all do something about that? No one thought twice. No one thought twice, you know? You get under the stage light and all of a sudden you just see it. Yeah, like note to self, never wear white pants. I mean, if you're telling me, you got to be purple. These aren't the coolest things you've ever seen. You look like the guy from Beetlejuice. Yes. Yeah, he does. Cash, they're so cute. Yeah, big in it button.

Wait, did those used to fit you? Yeah. They don't button anymore. Harper, is that your style? Oh, you can button those. That's buttonable. Would you wear those on stage again? Oh, yeah. That's insane. You couldn't even put your legs far apart. You're like tied. You're like tied to explode. With big thighs.

That is the ugliest thing. Oh! Squat. Very breathable! Where did you buy that? You got leashes. When y'all bought these, did y'all genuinely think, oh, these are cool? Kenzie, Kenzie. Did you just think, oh, like, these stand out on stage? Things go in and out of style. They were in, now they're out, okay? No, they were never in style. Where they were? I don't think I would ever walk down the street and see anybody wearing those. No, but you would. In L.A.? Where are they from? Where are they from?

LA no, where are they the pants like store from literally literally I bought these on Melrose They're from Rose and you got three pairs. How much were they? bucks apiece

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- Cash. - Wait, you have to keep them now. - Yeah, these- - Until you have kids one day. So you can be like, this is what I used to wear. - That's embarrassing. - $200, like a pair? - These were probably like $200 jeans. - Listen, whatever I said about your style- - And you spent money on- - That style of clothes. - No, I stole them, Kate. Just like you. - Cash! Wow!

want to hear anything about my spending ever again thanks i'm telling y'all these were in these were like a hot commodity this was my favorite really yeah it looks like barney and a skater boy that's crazy because the purple pair was my favorite by far the purple pair is kind of crazy you know what's crazy i think these are actually gonna fit harper that's how small i was in la

They're barely fit in Harper. I was literally Harper's. I mean yeah, these are barely fit in her which is crazy to think about. No, you had to be battling demons to get these pants on. I didn't think Harper could get them on. They're so tiny. That's crazy that Harper barely fits in them. Oh my goodness. This Halloween costume. Yeah, wait hold on. Dude, y'all are twins.

Matt, put the other pair on and match them. No, no, that's okay. You can't. No, Matt, please. Matt, please don't. I could not get those on. Are you kidding? You can get them on. Let me see. Let me see. There's no shot. Yeah. Sorry, I can't. Wow. Oh, my God. Wow. Wait, stand up. Stand up. Show. Yeah. I think Ashley grew a little in the ceiling because I'm a little confused here.

We're all wearing the same size jeans. This is crazy. There's no way Kate can get those on. I mean, she... What are you... Oh, my goodness. I am getting these on a preview on her. You have bigger thighs than the majority of people, which is good. The majority? I mean, like, the majority of people in this room, like us. Oh, my goodness, Kate. No, I take back everything I've ever said. These seem like where you're actually...

I like big thighs and I cannot lie. What the? Can I switch couches again? Alright, you got it, Kate. They're gonna rip. $200 down the drain. Oh no. Oh! My gosh, you almost took out that camera. I thought that camera was gone. Stand up. I can't. Oh no. Come on. Oh.

It's not gonna, it's not gonna happen. There you go! Let me see. Where's Harper's little strap? Right here. Oh, her straps are down there, yeah. We used to have a split pair and a black and white pair. Yeah, oh yeah! Maverick had a pair that was- I did. This leg was white and this leg was black. I threw them away. Aww. Oh my gosh, Kate almost has them on. I mean, yeah, but they are busting at the seams, man. They literally have waist room, what are you talking about? Yeah, what? Like, why do they have waist room? Like, were you that big?

- Why is there white on the strap? - Picture this, Cash is bopping on stage. - Spice Cowboy! - Oh my goodness. You guys literally look like you're in Blink 182 or something. Some old rock band. - All right, sing a song. - Okay, that's enough of that. All right, everybody can sit down. That is crazy. - Kate! - Kate can't sit down. - The pants are like... - Sit down, Kate.

Oh my god. No, I can't. I can't. I can't. Wait. Like bend your knees. All the way. It's not the knees. It's right here. That's. Oh my gosh. They're actually like so tight right there. Is it cutting your circulation? Oh gosh. Wow. Can you do that? I'm flexible. Can you do this? I can do that. I can.

No. What the? I feel like I got the short end of the stick wearing the yellow jeans. These are the ugliest ones. The yellow ones are pretty bad. They're pretty. These look like a schoolgirl. Why does your zipper go absolutely nowhere? Hey, Kate, to make it looser, you can unzip it like this. Gives it a little bit more room. Oh. Watch. You start undoing the zippers. Oh, is that? That's a feature. Is that why the zippers are on this? Yeah, it's really just an adjustable pair of jeans. Oh, I see now. One size fits all. Literally. I think they fit everyone here.

- Oh, that definitely opened up some airing. - Y'all won't show up to the New York show in these. - Bet. - I would not, actually. - Oh, by the time this episode's out, the New York show is definitely sold out, 'cause there's only like, what, 50 tickets left? - Probably, maybe. - There was 2,200 tickets, and there's only like 50 left. - Yeah, that's crazy. - It's probably sold out. - It's gonna be such a fun show. I wish I could be there. - Oh my goodness. - What?

But we're also are planning more shows possibly shows in other countries other cities Other planets agrees. That's all I want So don't worry if you guys didn't get tickets to the New York show we are planning some more show Do you want to perform do you want to perform Kate we need to have a song that you and me can need

- No song. - It's an inside thing you will not understand. - We need to perform Rockaway live. Like we need to add an extra verse for Kinsey. - Oh yeah, let's just do Rockaway. - And we need to release the new updated version. - Me and Cash don't even have a verse. - What? - Me and Cash don't have a verse. - No, but like me and Harper do and like the girls have one. - I'm just a small bean. - Yeah, y'all are like definitely background characters for that song. - Speaking of the New York show. - These are really unflattering. - If you guys have gotten your tickets,

There is still a couple. So like if you guys didn't get the seat you wanted and maybe you're in the back row and you're like, dang, I wish I could be in the front row. Well, that might not be able to get the front row, but you can come to the pre-show meet and greet. Oh yeah. I forgot about that. So if you guys want to come to that, you can, there's still some of those tickets available, but not a lot. Yeah. I'm pretty sure they're on our website. There's a pre-show hangout where we're all going to hang out with a handful of fans and we're going to like make TikToks, sign thing, all that stuff. Um,

So yeah, those might still be available. And those are like where we'll just spend like what? It's like 20, 30 minutes. Yeah, it's like 30 minutes with you guys and we can make videos, play games, whatever you guys want to do. And it's super fun. That was our favorite part of the show because that's where we actually got to like meet you guys and hang out. So if you guys haven't got those and you want to like have like a better experience than just sitting in the back room, you can do that and it'll be super fun. Great plug. I got an idea. Can you two stand up? Can you do jumping jacks?

Wait do jumping jacks Alright Kate now we're connected twice

Yeah, we can connect twice. Here. Wait, this one. Here. Okay, what the f- What are y'all doing right now? What is this like? Y'all look like you're making a spider web with human beings. Hey, this is pretty lit. Wait, y'all think you could support me? This is some lit fans, man. Hey, science. You're gonna rip the pants! Pants have been ripped. Are you okay? Alright, alright, let's see if we can make it rip. Ready? Ready? Three, two, one. You okay? Oh! Oh my god.

- He's taking her legs out. - There was a lot of ripping going on in that. - Let's see who won because look who won. - Yeah, who got the most things? - She got the most for sure. - I got two. - She got three, four. - Four. - Wow.

Harper is the MVP with four ropes. Harper has the most ribbons. I want to see this in the next UFC. I just fell into Maverick's knee. She did. And my butt hurts. She was coming at me and I was like, not today. $200 leggings? Yeah, that's like $600 pants just all ripped. Well, you should have spent $600 on jeans. I shouldn't have. Yeah, those are honestly not $600 jeans. They're like barely even. And they ripped like freaking $2 jeans. I would maybe use those to like clean oil off my hands. That's about it. Like dog fur jeans.

No shot no shot I swear I promise you bottom really hurts after that. Why don't you tell them to pull their pants up? You tell them they look like a fool with their pants on the ground? With your hat turned sideways gold in your mouth Cash the moment's over. Cash. No. I know a kid who would wear these. Don't say it. Cause that's embarrassing.

Anybody actually ever seriously wore these I want him to know I'm talking about him though. What the who what yeah? Trying to bully people alive I am wait wait. Can we try that's not very nice. He never shuts up. Is it me? You know what you know what the girl checks are or the Utah girl fit checks are and how they do it I do not they do it like this. Oh my butt hurts so bad What? What are you saying?

Wait, what are you doing? Try to do that, but who can have the highest jump? I can't jump anymore. Like a little wee character? No, I have the highest jump. But you have to spin. You have to spin in the air. But you gotta say the fit check thing. Fit check. And then thumbs up? No, you have to thumbs up first. Oh, okay. You double spun. I cannot do that. That's insane. How did he jump so high? Fit check. No, no, no, no. You have to do this. Yeah, wave the little pants. Fit check. Thumbs up. What? What?

Oh my gosh! That was a double! I did a double. I can do three if you want. Big check! Yeah, right. You don't think I can do three? Try. You only did two. You can do two and a half. You can't do three. That was two, but that was like low-key almost two and a half. Oh my gosh, that's crazy. All right, K, let's see you do it. My butt hurts so bad. I think I could do three. I think I could really spin. Here, I'll try. Big check!

That feels like three, it really does. - All right, let's see if Kay can get half a turn. - Half a turn? - All right, you got this, baby. - The jump is gonna be crazy. - Y'all, I think there's not gonna be much liftoff here. - All the way to the moon, here we go. - That was like a Boeing 7-7 taken off the ground.

Your feet, you turned while your feet were on the ground. You just spun. It was low key really fast though. Yeah, why is it so fast? Your feet, your feet, your feet came like this high off the ground because somehow you spun. It's like, whoa. To be honest, it was impressive. Do it one more time.

Oh my god. The feet were higher that time. If she jumped, she's doing five spins. Wait, Kate, try to do two spins. You gotta jump high. Dude, Kate's vertical is just not there. For a tall girl, she cannot jump. Alright, you got it. Spin check. Wow, wow. I mean, that might be the highest I think Kate's ever gone. That was good. High five, Kate. Kizzy, let's see. Last one. Mine's gonna be...

Melodramatic. Dramatic? Oh, mellow. Melodramatic? I don't know what that means. What does that mean? I don't know. Melodramatic? How about you just do it? We'll just depend. We'll decide what it is after. Yeah, I'll tell you what it is. As many as you can. So, you shake your legs? Oh. Yeah. No, no, no. Don't do that. Please don't do that. What? What?

No, no, stop it, Kinsey, please. You're getting bullied online as we speak. That's, Kinsey, when they say millennial core, that's what they're saying. Oh, that was good. Yeah, I didn't know it was the millennial core thing. That was way funnier. She was like, anybody ever seen this one? Oh, my God. You get millennial core now? You're my... Hey, this is what Kate does at every party. She's...

We can show them at drums

No. Oh, wait. No, show them the drums. I have a better game. No. I have a better game. We gotta show them the drums. That's an Alex thing, honestly. Alex, come here, bud. Alex, come on. Alex, come on. You and Cash got it. Alex, you do this every wedding. Come on. You do. Yeah. Come on. Like, you are not the person we think would do it, but for some reason it's always you. But Alex just pops this move out. Every wedding we go to, Alex does it. Wait, what is it? Watch. It's called the drums. Watch Maverick and Kitsie's wedding video. There's a small clip of it. This is what Alex does. Ready? Yeah, yeah.

It just doesn't look good. - Tash, you gotta go through. You don't even know how to do it. You go through his legs. - Oh, oh, okay. - And you spank him. - Why does he spank me? - Oh, okay, here we go, ready? - Y'all already, y'all made fun of me for the millennial Korra thing, but you're like purposely doing this on the internet. - Now this is funny, of course. You ready? - Yeah. - Wait, I gotta look through your legs. Yeah, yeah, go. - Oh, Tash, you enjoyed that a little too much. - It was so bad.

But almost good. I don't even want to know what that is. Well, I'm not normally Alex's partner, so. Oh. Yeah. Wait, what's your go-to move? You're the one who asked. Oh, let me just think. Like, if people are like, dance. If I'm in front of my friends, I'm like. Wait, do it. Do it. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like. What kind of move is that? That's not really a. I'm like, what do I do? Yeah. You should probably sit down now.

Cash? What's yours? Because yours is not the drum. Cash is low-key the worm if he's getting down. I knew the worm pretty solid. Or he'll twerk. He'll start twerking. I'll twerk a lot. Generally, I'll do this one. No one really knows what it's called, but he does it well. The dancing dog. That's crazy. One time, Michael did the worm, my brother, and instead of calling it the worm, they were like, it's the slug. What? No.

That is vile. Yeah, it was really mean. Sorry, Michael. You know a game we should play? It's that game where we give a scenario and we're seeing how you would scream. Like how you would scream if...

Oh, this sounds fun. This was happening to you. So, Maverick. Okay. How would you scream if you were on land and you looked behind you and you saw an alligator running like 30 miles per hour at you? Oh, I'm gone. I don't like alligators. I don't know if I'd even scream. I'd just be gone. I hate alligators, man. No, no, no, no. One of the guys is hitting the...

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Okay, Matt, let me give you a different scenario. - Oh, I got one, I got one. - Okay. - Matt, you are in the shower and you hear like loud banging like,

On your door? Once again. No, that's not the scenario. Okay. Uh-oh. I know where this is going. And then someone busts through the door and it's Cash, but he has his butt out. Oh. Maybe like a... No, no. It's honestly going to be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Okay, we can scream as loud as we want guys. It's my house my rules. It's not your house. It can be your rules so go for it. Scream as loud as you can. No, y'all give me a scenario. But like it's actually scary. Oh, okay. I got a scenario. Okay, you look in the mirror. I got a good one. No, I got it. You look in the mirror. You look in the mirror. What? Your mic. Okay, my joke didn't hit. Move on. Okay, here we go. You are...

Let's see. You are... He didn't even have one. No, I have one. I have one. I have one. Ready? No, I got you. Okay, ready? Thank you. You are traveling through a land. It looks like Narnia. Okay? And all of a sudden, there is a dark creature off in the distance in the woods. You're not sure what it is, but it looks bad. And then you remember...

This person told you that this creature might would kill you in a prophecy and you're in a musical and you have to scream right now. Just give me your thing. What? I want to hear your musical scream. That was lame. Okay.

No, my scenario for you is you're walking down the street by yourself and a mysterious van pulls up next to you and jumps out and starts trying to grab you. It sounds very similar. Are you ready? Ready? Yeah. But like your only hope is you scream loud and someone hears you to come to help. Help! Help!

Okay, that was pretty good. That was so real. Yeah, I felt like I was there. She was like grabbing at her knees though. If we bleeped that, it's just because it sounded so terrifying. You don't want to hear it. When my mom was saying his scenario, it reminded me of this one time Cash was camping. What? Yeah, he went camping one time. And he screamed like that? That's crazy. Oh, I know what time you're talking about. Yeah. It was so embarrassing. I was camping by myself.

I was camping by myself and it was nighttime and Kate was coming to my tent. So I see her like way up. You thought she was the scary dark creature from your prophecy? No. No, I see her park. So I run away from my tent and I hide in the woods. And you have to walk through the woods to get to my tent. And I mean, no one's out there. It's just me. Oh.

And I see her walking through the woods. I'm like, now's my time to shine. She has a lantern and all the stuff that she's bringing me, like a bunch of food and everything and a lantern. And I just am running at her, full sprint. I don't say anything, nothing. I'm not screaming. I'm just... That's almost more terrifying. It's so scary. And she just hears me coming and she just takes off. She just... But let me tell you. Did she drop the food? No. She held everything. She was like...

Wait, she didn't scream or anything? Nothing, no scream, nothing. Just, just booted with the ladder and just, just silent. And it was a silent run. I was silent and she was silent. It was just, all you hear is leaves just. All you were like, okay, okay. Yeah, I finally caught up to her because she's slow. Even when she's running for her life. Why are you not screaming? I,

Like I said, you had to go through the woods and it was pretty secluded. But there was a lot of people right outside the woods. Like if you scream, someone would hear you. There was people there. But she was just like, I'll die silently.

No, the reason I didn't scream is because I think some part of me knew I wasn't, like, actually in danger. And I knew that if I started screaming, I would just be, like, disrupting everyone else's peace. And then when I got close to her, because, like I said, she's slow, so it didn't take very long. How far did you go wrong? I caught up to her, and I caught right behind her. And she literally just goes, no! And that was it. Just, no! And that's how she would have died. Just, no! And then I started sobbing. I was really upset. Yeah, and then after, I was like, ah, she's dead!

I was really upset. The kids did the same way. She didn't scream. I tried to scare her and I was like, they're coming for you. All of a sudden, boom, right in the face. Just literally punched me. You can't scare me. It's not nice. And she's like, I'm sorry, I got scared. I'm like, what? That's valid. I can't stop laughing about that situation where you're quietly riding in leaps and they said, no. No. I was also like,

17. Like, I didn't know it was a perfect test. You were 17. Like, if I was being chased in the woods now, I'm screaming. No, you wouldn't. Did he not know it was Cash? No, she did not know. I don't care what she said. She was running. No, I didn't. I didn't know it was him. How far did y'all run? Sorry. No, probably like 108. You also remembered in mine, because we didn't really finish mine, you didn't really give me a scream. So you remember that the bad guy...

No. Runs off when you scream, but you have to sing scream. He's still coming. Maverick, nobody likes you screaming. I'm not trying to do you a scenario. Cash has been trying to challenge me all week, and I won't play a stupid little game. And Maverick, I think you will play a stupid little game. Who is it? It's me. Fine, I'll play your stupid little game. No, the game.

You have, I think, like three or four minutes. I think it's like four minutes. And you both write down as many states as you can and whoever can get the most states written down wins. States? Yeah. Why don't we do countries because I can do all 50 states. Oh! I can probably do them in alphabetical order. No! I saw this, bro. I want to do it so badly. Kate doesn't think I can do it. What? I can name all 50 states in six minutes. I can name all... In six minutes? I can do it

I can do it in 60 seconds. But we'll do it here in a minute. I can do 60 seconds probably. I'm going to get paper and pens and we're going to write it down and we'll test. I can do them all right now. No, I can do them in, I can do them in 60 seconds. In alphabetical order, I can do them in 60 seconds. I don't know about 60 seconds, but I can do them. Alphabetical order.

Yeah, I don't know. I can do them in alphabetical order. There's the song. You know the song. And I'm not impressed if you guys were taught the song in school because I was homeschooled. I was deprived of the U.S. state song. This might be kind of boring to do on here though. Yeah, I don't know if we should do that on here. Yeah. It would literally just be us

Okay, well, let's finish the screaming game. Cash, how would you scream if you saw Kate, but she had a knife, and she was right next to your side, just staring at you, and you woke up, and you're like, and she wouldn't stop moving. You're like, stop, Kate. Stop. Stop it. Please stop. And then she... Her eyes just roll back. And then her eyes roll back into her head, and blood starts pouring out. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, too far. I'd probably just be like, stop. No, no. No. No.

Cash lowkey does act like that though. No, actually genuinely how would you scream? I wouldn't say no. Yeah, you go, no, I've scared him before. He goes, no. It has never happened, Mav. It does happen. I do not say no. Yes, you say no. No, I punch him. Literally. No, when someone scares you, I'm like. No, when you scare Cash, he's like. I do not do that, Mav. Yes, you do. He acts like a little girl. Dude, that actually made me jump for a second. It scared me. And you see him? He went.

Kate told me to scream loud. I swear. Really? Cash, stop denying it. You act like a little girl when you're scared. Stop denying it. It's okay. No, Matt, I don't act like a little girl when I'm scared. You kind of do. You act like a little girl. Get on your phone. No, you're always on. Why are you always doing that? Always on your phone. Why'd you take her phone? She's always on it.

We have told you a lot of times to not get on your phone. No seriously every single time you get on your phone. That was my fault I was texting. Okay well every single time she gets on her phone and we're in the middle of episode. I don't get it. Hey bro well you're not exactly the dictator. You don't get to just decide whose phone it gets to be on their phone. Cash what? You can't just take her phone give her her phone back. You're not like that. No yes. No I'm serious.

What give her the phone? Yeah, you do it too you get on your phone every time No I was just on my phone texting Harper be nice. Okay, you're looking like a cuckoo bird. Give her back the phone. Why are you so mad? Because Maverick is I was just thinking of I shouldn't have taken that hard, but I was just taking her phone. That was it Okay, fine. Give her her phone back

No, she's not in it again. Give it back. You're talking like I'm not right in front of you? Harper. No, but he's joking with us. Would you like him to, like, give you your phone back? Oh, I don't care. After the episode, yeah, but, like, I don't care. No. He should give it back to you right now because he took it out of your hands. He's joking with us, I think. I hope so. No, I can tell he's not. What? Did I not tell them they get on their phone every single time? I told Alex about it before this episode. I said they get on their phone every single time.

Stop talking about that stuff. The only time I get on my phone is when I actually do something like I'm marking out a timer or something. Bruh. And then if I don't talk, all y'all are just like, oh, you're right. Gosh. See, that's what y'all do right there. Stop. Oh my gosh. No, look at him. Take his phone too. If you're going to take Harper's. No, this is the other way around. If you're going to take Harper's, take Mavs because he's on his phone too. You don't get to just be mean to Harper.

Cash, okay. Can we keep filming this episode? No, I just got the freeze thing. Everything's frozen. We gotta get through it. Let's finish. Okay. Cash? What? Wait. Cut. You gotta give her back the phone. Matt, stop. It's not your phone to take. Give her her phone back. You gotta give her back the phone. Stop it. This is so cosplay, bro. No, stop. Why are you... Wait, this is so embarrassing. It's not your phone. Give me my phone.

- Every single time! And y'all have no respect! - Go outside. - No respect! Seriously! - Psycho. - No, no, every single time you know it too, Paige. - What? - What? - What? - What? - What? - What? - What? - What? - What? - What? - What? - What? - What? - What? - Harper, we'll buy you a new one. - We'll buy you a new one. Don't worry, don't worry. We'll get you a new one. - Oh. - Why did he get so mad? - Are you okay? Did it hit you? - No. - Do y'all, the doors are like going .

Wait, I'm so embarrassed. No, I think we should stay. Dude, I think he's like... I'm gonna go get my husband. You can stay here. Is it actually broken? Yeah. It wasn't cracked before? No. Well, it was cracked like a little bit right here, but not like scratched like this. Oh my gosh. He's got enough money. He'll buy you a new one. It's okay. It's fine. I wasn't mad at you.

I was mad at Mav, and I don't know why I did that. It's okay. Just a little bit. He's joking, I think. I'm sorry. I'll get you a new one. No, we're done. I know, Mav. Mav, I know. Okay? Are you happy? Listen, I was mad at Maverick. I didn't... I don't care who you're mad at. We just spent the last 40 minutes filming an episode, and it's trash now because you got mad. The episode? No, we're done. We're not filming anymore. Like, he's got a... Mav, you were the one that was making...

Matt, ever since even the last episode, Matt, you were not ready. We were all supposed to get to your center. You said, oh, I don't have mine. And you showed up like 20 minutes late. And I texted Harper and them to show up even later because I was like, hey, you guys can show up late because I know Maverick's going to be late. Cash, stop. No, he just does this every day. And if I say anything, he's just going to be like, oh, well, you should have been on time this morning. What on earth does this have to do with breaking Harper's phone? I'm just saying you have an excuse for every single thing. For breaking her phone?

No, I shouldn't have broken her phone. I didn't mean to throw her. I didn't realize I had her phone in my hand. And I'm sorry, but I'm gonna... Whatever. Listen. All I'm saying is, is you don't care about any of the things that we do on the podcast. Cool. I'm not putting others in danger. Okay, whatever. Yeah, bro, you kind of endangered me there. Harper. Sorry. Cash. Wait, are we done? Are we being for real? Yeah, I mean, we're done. I mean, you can't call your dad to come get you. I'll take her home. I'll take her home.

You ready? What? I will buy you a new one. Yeah, we'll get you a new one. I will buy you a new one. Wait, this is real? What? You can take your own case. Okay. Are you kidding? No, we'll film in a couple days. We'll just scratch this episode and we'll reschedule it. Yeah, me and Matt will work it out. And I'm sorry about your phone. It's fine, I don't care. I must have accidentally put it on with the thing over it. I'm just kidding, it was fake. I know. No, you did not know. I did. No, you did not know. Yeah, for a living.

I did know but then when Kate said let me take you home No, I swear I did I know you did not it's but we need to

Yo, I felt like I was in a real argument. It's when you threw the phone. I was like, and I thought it was my phone and I was like, no way. You know what sucks, Cash? As you threw the phone, it bounced off the wall and landed in her lap. Really? So she immediately picked it up and realized it wasn't hers. Wait, no, it was yours? Yeah, no, I looked at this.

No, you knew it was yours. No, I looked behind and saw it. I said, oh, I must have left a thing on it. No. That's not true. She did not know that. Wow. You just realized. Yeah, she said, yeah, she said, I must have left a thing on it. Oh. Yeah. I see. That's what I'm saying. No, I...

For like five seconds or for like five minutes, I was like, wait, this is real because what Kate said, so hot. The phone case thing had this on it and she thought she just left that on because she put that phone case on literally like an hour ago. Yeah. You look so angry. You made that painting fall. That's never happened. Never happened. That's a new painting to fall. When Kate said, when Kate said, all right, let's just go home. That's when I was like. No, I'm not going to let everyone. Everyone was in on it besides you. No, I was in on it. Harper, Harper.

Harper hates when we prank her. Every time she's like, I do the whole time. No, I genuinely, I genuinely. Never one of our pranks have you ever said we got you. Because you've never gotten mad like that. You've never actually gotten like genuinely mad. You should have seen him in the airport. But when Kay said, all right, let's just go home. I was about to get up and be like, what? Like actually, but I knew this wasn't my phone because I saw it. Oh yeah, okay. I promise you. No, you did not. I swear. You just said a while ago, you go, I must have forgot to take it out. No, yeah. So you thought it was your phone. Feed into it.

Literally, guys, every single time we have pranked Harper, every single time, she goes, oh, I knew the whole time. Yeah, I knew. I was going along with it, actually. I was playing into it. Okay, fine. Maybe y'all got me. Maybe, bruh. I could see it in your eyes. I really want to watch it back when the phone flies into her own lap. Dude, it's shattered. It's just... Wait, why did you do the wall? Dude, no, I was trying to get you to give her the phone back because you were pretty mad. And I was like, you need to give it back and then take it again.

Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, you should have took it, because then I would have actually thought it was real if I didn't see the phone. Like, you...

She's, I've never, you know, I used to think Maverick was the most indomitable human on the earth, but now I think it's Harper. Yeah, but like genuinely, I thought he was mad. Like I thought he was actually mad at me. I think my acting skills are pretty on like par with like Dwayne The Rock. I felt like it was a normal time you're yelling at me. I felt like it. It was so natural when I look at Maverick and just be like, I hate you, man.

like anyone else it would have been hard but matt i just like yeah and i walked out and i hit the water bottle on the way i was like i know i was like what and that's when i was like oh wait maybe but i i thought it was fake right there but then when he walked downstairs and hit the wall and then pape got up and he was like yo chill out guys that's when i was like oh what the it's quite serious it's quite serious actually no i'm not gonna i would love to know dang i should kate was

Kate was involved in on this, but man, I wish she wasn't. I would have loved to see what Kate does. Oh my gosh. Wait. What would you have done if I grabbed Harper's phone and just, if that whole situation just happened, but you thought it was really her phone? I mean, I'd be pretty mad at you. That's it? That'd be so fun. Yeah, I'd freak out. Yeah, but like, what would you do? I'd probably grab you and be like, stop it. We had to think this plan out far ahead. We got matching phone cases. Yeah. To get Harper to switch her phone case so we could put the bad phone in there. That's crazy.

We had to, the last episode we got, we gave them all phone case and we're like, hopefully she'll just take it and put it on her phone. And then we had a fake phone set up under there and cash us through it. Yeah. So if you guys are going to watch this on the Christmas episode, I gave them all three matching phone cases. So then the dummy phone would have the same exact phone case. That's crazy. Oh my gosh. That was well planned out. Honestly, I wish nobody was in on it besides me. That would have been the best part. Dude. Yeah. I would have loved to see. Fred, I messed up.

I should have done that, man. Everyone in the room would have just been geeking out. No, you should have told Mav. Why? Because then y'all would have had a real altercation. I might have hit you. Mav would have been like, I'm on Mav. Wait, Mav, Mav, it's a prank. We'd have been on the ground or through the wall or something. He's got me in a chokehold. It's a prank, Mav. It's a prank. I'm going to call the police. He's wild.

Oh, that would have been so good. I would have loved to see everyone's reaction. Oh my goodness. Alex behind the camera would have been like... Alex would have just been like... Yeah, he would have been like... Alex was like, never stop filming. They always told me to never stop filming. He's like, but I need to take cover. I don't know what to do. I'm just like...

I don't want to catch a stray. Like, what your mom would have done. Oh my gosh. Her mom just left, but if your mom was here, oh my gosh. That would have been crazy. We were going to get her in on it. Yeah, but then she left. Oh my gosh, she should have. No, but imagine if she wasn't in on it and I just grabbed Harper's phone and just. She would be like, that's what she deserves. I don't think she would say that. Yes, she would. I don't think she would. She wouldn't even be mad at Cash. She'd be like, Cash, break her iPhone. Break her iPhone right now. Break the AirPods too. Oh, I already broke those. Oh,

Well, there's that. Well, one day I want all y'all to prank me on the podcast. We've pranked like you, you. I've pranked you for sure. I don't think you've pranked me. I definitely have. I've done lots of pranks. I don't think you've ever pranked me on the podcast. I have not been pranked, but I don't want to be pranked. Yeah, me and Kenzie have never been pranked. Oh, we are going to know when you're getting pranked. Oh, just like you know every single time? Yes. I don't think so. I've definitely pranked you. Have you guys ever pranked me on here?

I feel like we did. I feel like we did something. Comment down below if we've ever pranked Kat. Wait, what's the thumbnail? That. Breaking Harper's iPhone. Yeah, destroying Harper's iPhone. But I think if that was all, if I didn't tell any of you all that and I just planned it by myself, I think Matt would have been mad, but I think Kate would have been the one I had to watch out for. I think Kate would have been on me, man. She would have grabbed Harper and been like, we're leaving. No, she would have been on me. I mean, on me.

Like, I would be, Mavericks punches, I'd be like, listen man, come on, Kate. It's not like I can hit her back or block it. She would have just been throwing things at you. No, I definitely would have been aggressively grabbing you because you were like raging like a toddler. Hey, I think that's going to make a great intro though.

The intro is gonna go crazy. Oh, that intro is gonna go crazy. Y'all, look at my reaction when the phone hit the wall because I thought it was actually my phone. I was like, what? She made no noise. Everyone else is yelling. Harper's just like, my phone. My phone.

That's how it started over on Block Blast. - But, Harper, what did you think before he threw the phone though? Because they were just sitting there arguing and you were like, "Oh, I was on my phone." - Yeah, I was just like, "Oh wait, I shouldn't have been on my phone 'cause I know." - Actually, I know.

I really should have been on my phone this time. No, no, no. Let me tell you. You getting on your phone does not bother me that much at all. I would hope not. But, no, I was just like... I was just like... Where do you think the idea came from? I was just like, oh, yeah. Like, they don't like when I go on my phone. Like, nobody likes it. Not even the audience. And I was like, yeah, I shouldn't have gone on it. But, like, he's definitely, like, over-exaggerating it for the podcast. But then when they started getting in a fight, I was like, what the...

I don't know what I would do if Harper grabbed my phone. Stop getting on your phone. Her and Reese are arguing and my phone's just in Harper's hands. And Harper just jumps in. Okay, okay, I need that. That would have been good if that didn't happen. Oh my gosh. Just caught a stray. No, Harper's face did drop when you threw it though. She was like, I went. She looked like you just stepped on her puppy. Hit me on her.

- Can someone please put that music behind the phone flying against the wall? - In slow motion, just the black and white. - There goes my TikTok-ing career and everything. - Yeah, I don't even know my TikTok password. Like, there goes everything. - It's logged out of her account.

Oh, that would suck. We had a lot of drafts. Oh my gosh. Oh gosh, I should really back up all my stuff. Yeah, that phone is actually plastic too. That's crazy. This looks so real. I had it, dude, I had it, since it's plastic and not a glass phone, I had to take a knife and scratch the phone. Yeah, I was gonna say, it looks cracked. To make it look like hers? No, to make it look cracked. Oh, okay.

You should have just put a screen protector on it and cracked it. Well, Kenzie, we're not all that smart now, are we? Okay. Wait, it's okay. When you told me to scream loud, was that for me to look at my phone? Yeah. Okay, that's what I thought. I was like, yeah. Oh, yeah. Surprisingly, Harper wasn't picking up her phone this episode. I was waiting, and I was like, pick it up so I can grab it. And she never did. So I had to text Kate, like, hey, text Harper so she can get on her phone and I can grab it. I was like, okay. Because she was like, I don't know.

I mean, you know, my phone. I was like, of course, this is the episode she wouldn't get on her phone. I started to start texting her, but then I didn't want her to be like, I was only on my phone because Maverick was texting me. She would have ratted me out. And then we're just arguing. Oh, good times. I need to throw maths at the wall instead. Wait, what was the other prank we did on you before? You accidentally threw the wrong phone. Wow, it's almost like I just said that. It's a prank. Wait, did you just say that? Wait, actually.

Did you just say that? Did you hear that? That's crazy. Sometimes we tune you out. Wow, that's crazy. Everyone just tuned you. I'm so sorry about that. No, it's fine. That has to hurt some feelings. It does. It makes me feel like crap, like I contribute nothing. What? You contribute a lot. You contribute a lot. Clearly not. Y'all all tuned me up. You were in those pants earlier. That was like, you did those spins. I mean, it was. Anyways, continue on. Okay. Oh, the other prank that we did on Harper was the flower girl and me leaving. And you leaving the flower girl.

We do so many pranks on you, actually. I didn't really believe the leaving one, but I believe the flower girl one. Yeah, you better. Get the mic close to you, okay? Okay. I'm going to be mad. I'm going to be real mad. I'm trying to think.

I know that Kate wasn't leaving because she I don't think she would do that oh when we pranked you that she was leaving yeah oh the tears were fake the flower girl one I didn't know Kinsey was in on it so I was like yeah so the tears when Kate told you she was leaving that was all fake no that's because I was leaving for Canada

Oh. Did Canada go by quicker than you thought? It did. It really did. Yeah. It was fun. It's almost like I told you. Wow. You should listen to me more often. I know. Do you miss Canada? No. Not at all? I mean, sometimes, yeah. Sometimes I miss going to Starbucks, getting my free Starbucks every morning. What? Free? Making that in Canada? No, because the people paid for our food.

It was crazy. Oh, the movie? Yeah, it was fun. Wait, were you in an Airbnb or an RV? Airbnb, I'm pretty sure. What were those videos? You had a trailer. Were you in an Airbnb or an RV? I'm pretty sure it was an Airbnb. But yeah, it was so cool. And we went to so many different places. It was really fun. Really? Did you see Niagara Falls? Yeah. Yeah.

No, you didn't. You were in Quebec. No, I was in Port Moody. Oh, well, I don't think Niagara Falls is there. No, I don't think it is. Are you sure you saw that? I saw a bridge and we walked on it. Maybe we'll all go to Canada together. Do you guys want to? Yeah, we might all go to Canada if we go on a world tour on the podcast. If you guys subscribe, I'm down. Also, yeah. Bring our ratings up. 80% of our...

Sorry, I broke. I don't. I won't touch. He got nervous because 80% of our followers are not subscribed. I mean, 80% of the people that watch our podcast are not subscribed. That's a crime. We know you're lying. Be careful or he'll take your phone. Don't you want us to have the diamond plaque? Yeah, for real. You'd see the on our YouTube analytics. It said 80% of the people that watch our episodes don't. I don't even know if I'm subscribed. Like.

Let me see. No, I'm being so serious. Guys, please subscribe if you're watching this. Also, go follow us on Spotify because we're trying to become the number one podcast in the world on Spotify. She is. She is subscribed. You're not subscribed? Alex isn't subscribed. That's crazy. So Alex will not be allowed at any live shows. Uh,

Yeah, we will be checking phones. Are you guys not subscribed? I'm checking. That's crazy if you guys aren't subscribed to your own pod. Alex is fired. Pape, are you subscribed? I'm subscribed. Okay, Pape is fired too. I don't know that I'm subscribed. I'm also not subscribed. Besides Harp and me? I don't know that I am. I am now subscribed. I'm subscribed on like 10 different accounts. Kinsey's not subscribed, but she does subscribe. I'm subscribed.

Oh, Alex, say subscribe. Alex, you're retired. You're retired. And you get a raise. I've always liked you. We will be checking your phone at the door of the venue to make sure you are subscribed. Dude, I would love to ask that at the live show. If your mother is not subscribed, she's not getting in, okay? Oh my gosh, we should go through the audience at the live show and say, can we go through your phone and see if you're subscribed? Whoever wins the $1,000 prize, if they're not subscribed. We at least got to prank them. Be like, let me see your phone, make sure you're subscribed. Who else are you subscribed to? Me? Yeah. How do you see that?

What? How do you see it? What do you mean? How do you see it? I actually don't know how to get to how many people you subscribe to. James Charles. Oh, so my church, James Charles, Darm Man Studios, Mr. Beast, LOL Podcast, Jordan Madder, LOL Music, Cash and Maverick, LOL Club, Just Cast, Famous Birthdays, Inside Edition, Sinking. Inside Edition. I love watching Inside Edition. Maddox, Daily Host of Internet, Kai and Ty, K-Marie, FluffyUnicorn68, Gavin. Hey, FluffyUnicorn68. Hey.

everybody go subscribe to fluffy unicorn 68 on youtube above trying to get to 100 000 above inspiration non-nob nelson's annie mcnulty nbc news my mom did that uh hailey bailey that's not anything on me sniper wolf jeremy hutchins people i'm subscribed to and like most of them are us the norris knots so you're telling me every time you watch a youtube video kate and they ask you subscribe you don't do it

I do and you should too. Rice gun. Oh rice man. Rice man. Rice gun was gonna be crazy cool. I'm subscribed to like look probably like. Matt are you subscribed to me? Are you subscribed to Kinsey? No. That's crazy if he's not. Oh the first person I ever subscribed to was Ben Aslart. Ben Aslart? Yeah look. Now you don't even watch him. I went through your watch history. You don't even watch him. Wait Matt. Matt are you subscribed to your wife? Uh I'm sure. Let me see. And the third person is Coach Twins. Are you not subscribed Matt? Wow.

She's subscribed to all of them. Wait, no, it's not you. You don't even know my YouTube channel name? No, it's just giving me the music one. Do you guys remember Morgz? Just search her channel now. Yeah, I know, I know. I'm searching your channel.

I am NOT that's way subscribe to his own wife's channel rude I'm definitely subscribe to yours let me see oh my gosh if you're subscribed to Harper and not your wife that's insane you're not subscribed to me subscribe to Kate your channels been around a while I've had to check it no I'm not

That's crazy. Understandable. I'm not subscribed to you either. Okay. All right, guys. Well, thank you so much for watching this episode. Make sure to subscribe. Next week, Cash will be in the NBA draft. Yeah. With LeBron James. LeBron James. Y'all, I'm probably thinking you can't tell the difference between this basketball and Harper's head, and that's okay. We'll see you next time. You also can't tell the difference between Cash and LeBron James. You know, things happen.