Harper Has A Mental Breakdown!
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Yo, what's up guys? So I have something that I've been very excited to talk about. Very, very excited. Me and Kate both. We giggled ourselves to sleep last night thinking about it. Yeah, anytime I want a good laugh in life now, I just think about this moment. And it's Maverick. Oh, I knew. See, I already knew. Maverick's the type of guy to make you laugh for the rest of your life. Yeah, I knew they would laugh at this. And you know what? You had to be there. It wasn't that bad. It was bad.

I thought about saying it. And they're just, listen. Call Michael and ask him what. Like, we didn't even ask him. Call anyone. I honestly cannot wait for Harper here. I don't even think I know which are talking. Yeah, tell me, guys. Listen, this is what I said. Y'all are going to judge me out of context because it sounds weird. But I was already. First off. No, I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. No, because you're going to picture it. When I picked up the phone to Michael. No, no. When I started talking to him. Listen, when I started talking to Michael. Don't say it. Let me say it. Let me say it. Let me talk. Let me say it.

I'm talking. It's over. But let me say it. Yeah, when I was on the phone with Michael, we were already talking like weird. So like Michael's a dude, obviously. And I'm like, hi, sweetheart. I miss you. How are you? I love you. And so we're talking like joking like that, right? Okay, fine. Fine. And so then he was like, well, you don't. No, don't say the thing. Don't say the thing. I quoted it word for word. The second you said it, I shot up and I said, I'm writing that down. You're saying what he said, Kate. That's fine. I'm saying exactly how he said it. Because I needed everyone to know. He's on the phone with Michael.

Michael and they had just started trying to like play video games and stuff. They're getting their Xbox boxes all put together. I don't even know. Cash and I laying downstairs on the couch here. They're cuddling. Yeah. Where the heck am I? You're in the room. My on the phone with Michael says not going to lie. Kinsey wanted to cuddle and she looked kind of cute. So I might leave in like 10 minutes. No, no, but he didn't even say it like that. He said not going to. No, let me say it. That is not that bad. Plus I'm terrible.

I thought y'all were going to be irritated more at the first part. And then after I thought about it, I was like, no, that's what they're laughing at. No, this is how you said it. Yeah, but not going to lie. Kenzie wanted to cuddle and she looks kind of cute. I don't talk like this. Not going to lie, though. She looked...

I would give the egg. You said, but she looked kind of cute, so I don't know. I might go cuddle here in a minute. She looked kind of cute, so I might go cuddle. I said, you need to hurry because Kendra looks kind of cute, so I might go cuddle if you don't hurry up and get on. Cuddle.

You were literally cuddling as I spoke. Yeah. Like a man? Just like a man? No, you weren't cuddling like a man. No, you weren't cuddling like a man. Here's how you cuddled like a man. You were laying on top of Kate and she was holding you. No. Like a little baby. Yes, you were. Here's how you cuddle like a man. You never say the word cuddle. You can just say, hey, do you want to lay down? Like, hey, come here. I don't think Cash has ever said the words, let's cuddle. Let's cuddle. I never say let's cuddle. Do you want to cuddle? Cuddle?

Cuddle's not weird. Cuddle's not weird. Cuddle is not something that should come out of a man's mouth, I will say. Cuddle? Cuddle's in teehee. Teehee. No, if you're a man. I could see Matt playing games and he's just like, teehee, teehee.

That's the type of guy to say tea. That's the type of guy. And Cash is the type... Never mind, I can't even say... I can't say what Cash says on video games. I kind of want to... Yeah, probably not. I got like a serious question, though. What am I? Oh, yeah. I have a serious question. Have you ever gotten the ick from Maverick for something like that? Not yet. No, be honest. That's incredible. Be honest. Kate will admit she gets the ick from Cash. What? Guys, I look like a pasty...

I was going to say you look pretty tan. You look pretty tan. Don't get the self-tan blindness, Harper. I didn't tan. Yeah, don't go darker, though, because you look tan. I didn't tan. Oh, okay. No. Oh, do I look tan? Your face looks tan. Okay.

Oh my goodness. Are you saying her face, whatever she has, the face paint on right now, is it matching her skin tone? Yes, it's not. It's really not. She just said she looked pasty. Kate, do you think Harper has tan blindness? I don't think she has tan blindness. I think just all cheerleaders and all dancers just get the most intense spray tans ever. And she knows it. She told me that. She said we have to because the stage lights are so bright. Yeah, and mid-year y'all are going to see me ruminating.

Like, really brown. Like, really brown. God, I'm... It's okay. Honestly, I've suffered from self-tan blindness before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've suffered from burn-ness from trying to be tan, if that counts. Yeah. Also, Kate, have I ever gave you the ick? We'll talk later. Now, you be serious with me. Oh, please.

I don't think you ever give Kate the ick. I think you just make her laugh uncontrollably. No, Kate has literally... I've literally heard Kate so many times say that Cash is icky and he's giving her the ick. Why does Harper look like the 1-800 song right now? I don't want to... Are you okay, Harper? What's going on? No, I'm so mad. Did you not get prom queen? What happened in your life today, Harper? Too much childhood trauma. Yes. What happened? Everything. I just... I'm choosing... Like, I...

It's like I choose between two friends one. Okay. No, okay. We're talking about your personal life Harper Harper, you've got in trouble for that before. But if you were gonna choose between me and Matt, please choose me if that's where that was going. I would honestly probably choose Cash because Cash makes me laugh. Hey, see there we go. I laugh. I like people giving me it. I can either choose Matt because I have a crush on him.

All right, well. It's never going away. This joke is never going to die. I don't think it's a joke anymore, guys. It's not a joke anymore. It's reality, Mav. This is not okay. Accept the reality. Don't look at me. Don't even look at me. Okay. What are you? Oh, why'd you hit Cacti?

I don't care. What's wrong, honey? You don't care? So much. And I just wanted to see you. Okay, tell us about the friends. Don't trauma dump on us. Listen, no, tell us about the friends. I can't take it. But one will be red and one will be blue. I just wanted to see you today. Who? What? She has tears in her eyes. Honey, what's wrong? Why are you crying? I don't know. She's an actor. She's playing you. She's playing you so hard. Yeah, I'm fine. Are you okay? I'm kidding. Are you serious? Yes.

I don't know. I guess we'll never know. Wait, are you actually crying? Holy cow, she's actually crying. We'll never know. We'll never know.

Whenever no. We'll never know. We can know. Why are you crying? This is the most random cry I've ever seen. Why are you saying we'll never know? You can just tell us. No, I'm not. Trust me, I'm not. No, I'm not. I swear I'm not. What do you mean you're not? I just saw you. You're crying right now. I'm confused. Don't worry. It's cloudy with the chance of hypercry.

I'm fine. Yes. Well, is it real or not? I don't know. Oh, no. She's becoming a teenager. Oh, no. She's becoming a woman. Just like Kate. No, no, I'm good. This is what Kate does to me. I swear I'm fine. Yes, I'm fine. I'm fine. No, no, you sit down. I'm going to teach you something, Kate. You got to ask her if she's fine 10,000 more times. I'm fine. Well, you

Talking to the mic, Kate. Hey, I'm taking this from you for a second. Okay. Go for it. I have it back. Not yet. So sometimes I understand what she means, like, completely fine, but, like, the tears just come, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's like nothing happened. You just, like, it just, out of nowhere, the floodgates open. Yeah. Yeah, it's like all the water built up, and then...

And it just happened to happen on the podcast today. Like a cloud? No. Not like a cloud. I just had to see Kate today. Wait, are you serious? No. Are you like... What? Think she's bipolar? No, I don't think so. I actually am bipolar. Oh, I couldn't... I can tell. I can definitely tell. No, I'm fine, everybody. I just wanted to see Kate today. I'm fine, everybody. What's going on? What's going on?

What the heck is going on? Okay, wait. Tell us about homecoming. How you got nominated. Yeah, I got picked for homecoming queen. You got picked or nominated? Nominated. So you didn't win. So how many girls are in the running? Like five for sophomore, I think. I don't really know yet. How far do you have to run? Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. Like 20 miles, I would say. That's not too bad. Wait, there's a queen for every grade? Yes, cash. Okay, you know what? I'm going to throw you out the window. Go ahead.

You're lucky we covered up the window with this one wall. Because there's no window in here. Well, that's awkward. I did not mean to cry. I was just joking. I was joking because I wanted to test my acting skills. And I also was just like, I really wanted to see Kate today. Aww. I wanted to see you too. Okay. Well, um...

So was it like a real cry or were you like testing the acting? Yeah. Wipe your tears with the Miss Cactus. Well, it was. I don't know what it was. Oh, it's understandable. Yeah. I know. One time I saw crazy that I'm on the other end of it.

Usually, I'm the one crying. The viewers will never know. Was I faking or was I being for real? There was one time I saw a man randomly cry. And it was because someone ate his bologna. And I'm not even kidding. That's not random. That is not random. I'm not kidding. It was my cousin Bradley.

Just call him out, man. Just call him out. Sorry, Bradley. Just name dropped him. And the family too. Not just Bradley. Bradley could be anyone. My cousin, Bradley. I only have one of those. Here's his social. We go into his house one time and he comes in his room. He's crying and we're like,

What's wrong man, and he's literally in tears. They were like oh, oh no, he's like Oh I was at work all day. That was the last straw Yeah, yeah if you eat bologna use I think he was joking that's bologna oh

That's not true. No, that's so valid. Sometimes it is just the last straw. Or the last piece of loony. What does that saying even mean? The last straw? The last straw. The straw that broke the camel's back. Okay, that's a new one that I need to know the meaning of now too. I feel like that's self-explanatory. The straw that broke the camel's back. How does that make sense at all? Listen, camel...

stacks and stacks and stacks of straw. One more straw and the camel's... Oh, wow. I would not have guessed that. I would not have guessed you're stacking straws on top of camels. I wonder how much weight it takes for a camel to break his back. No, like for the straws. Like how many straws it takes to withstand the camel's back. Oh, probably a lot. No, because straws, like I was talking, straws, like you just... Careful, she'll cry. I don't know what's going into me today.

If I talk anymore, then I'll start crying. It's been worse? Yes. You just randomly cry? I've had three doctor's appointments today, so that's like one. I'm already tired. You went to three doctor's appointments? Yeah. Everything. You know, I have a nutritionist now. A nutritionist? Kate does too! Do you actually?

It's Alex. Let's talk about that. Actually, we can talk about that now. Well, Cash is, I guess, my nutritionist. Oh, I thought Alex was your nutritionist. Yeah, Alex. Alex seems to know all the facts about what you can eat. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. But like, not like a certified nutritionist. I don't know. So far, everything he said has been accurate. To the T. We were like, trying to figure out how many grams were in a piece of bread. Alex goes 15. And we were like, how do you know that? I was like, there's no way that's true. It looks like it has 15 grams of carbohydrates, three grams of sugars, and four grams of

grain i don't know just saying stuff before we get into my nutrition issues harper why do you have to go to a nutritionist well what's it called i was just like so i had my like doctors aka like like talking to somebody appointment today just like what better help

Which brings us to the sponsor of today's video. No, they didn't rebook, unfortunately. No sponsor. I wonder why. No, but... So, yeah, I went to my therapy appointment, and then she's like, yeah, and me and my mom got in this fight about this flatbread pizza, and I was like, I don't want to have this flatbread pizza. She's like...

need to eat the flatbread pizza i was like i don't want it was there bologna on it no okay there was only cheese on it and i don't like cheese so it turned into this whole thing that's just a grilled cheese by the way um so either i cry or i get mad what do you want mad yeah i want cry go no don't well well what's it called then me my friend got in a fight today and then my other friend just called me

Don't do it Harper. Don't do it Harper. Don't do it Harper. It's okay. It's all you can if you need to. Dude, I don't want to be here now. Stop. I don't know what's happening, man. What do you mean you don't know what's happening? What was that? Yeah, would you like to sit in the Great Divide? If I hug somebody, then I'm going to cry more. Okay, I understand.

we can we can move on we can move on he's just like come here hug me what to do i don't know what i thought you already figured out what to do i heard you on the phone you said we take a pause should we have no no no no no no like actually yeah we can't you don't want to make her mad now no we can stop for a minute no no it's good it's actually good i think we should take a time out yeah no no no please please please i don't want to

Because I want this to be on video. What? Just for the clout. She's straightforward, wasn't she? She knows how to work social media. When's a better time to cry than when the cameras are on? You get attention. Yeah. I get attention. That's the only good thing that comes from crying is likes. I'm sorry. I know how you feel. I know so well. No, you don't. Yes, I do. No, she won't say anything about how she feels. We already

I just know like when you're like forcing yourself not to cry and then you're like back your throat. Yeah. It's like you like feel you're going to throw up and then you just you literally just need to like ugly cry and sob for like five minutes and then you're fine. Yeah. What? Whatever the heck. Like I don't even know. It's like today at cheer like like and then I told my friend I wasn't going to talk to her for like two more years. Oh and like she's not a good friend but like I still miss her.

You want me to cheer you up? No, Cash. I'll cheer you up, don't worry. I'm going to do a front flip off of this table. Alright, here we go. That's not very stable.

He's going to put another hole in the wall. Why does he look so small? A cash-sized hole. Hey, look. You look so tiny up there. Doesn't he look small? Yes. Hey, if you hit the... Doesn't he look skinny in the mirror? If you hit the floor hard enough, you can go through and land sitting on the jet ski in the garage. You know, I can't do a...

- I can't front flip off this, I don't think. - Yes you can. - Yes you can. You can do it. - You got it. - Now do you see that? Look. - Just break the table if you want to. - Cash, I believe you'll be fine. - Yeah, we believe you. - Let me do it off that. - No, off that. - You can do it off this and then that. - Off your table. - Okay. - No. - No, Lane. It's not cool anymore. - Yeah. - Yeah, if you're gonna do a front flip, you can only do it. - No, that's gonna be good. It's not gonna break. No, it's not gonna break.

That was the egg! Yeah, it was! You said... And it's gonna break. No, it's not. It's not gonna break. I believe in you, bro. I actually believe it's fine. That's a very sturdy table. For whatever reason, that tiny little table is holding up very well. You look like when a toddler has their little floaties on and they're about to jump in the pool. What if I hit the ceiling? You're not hitting the ceiling. Look, look, look. Yeah, you're not hitting the ceiling.

Go from standing up to sitting down. Like jump down. Go from standing up to sitting down. Like jump down onto your butt. Onto the table. Oh, that'll be fun. A piece of metal is about to go inside of him. Metal is going to go inside your head. Wait, nobody stuck like a pokey thing down there, did they? No. Okay, here we go. Cash can't do a front flip. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

- Did it break straight in half? I'm so surprised you didn't get like a metal bar going down. - What? - Oh my gosh, I might be fat. - You need to go see Harper's Nutritionist. - Yeah, literally. - Oh my gosh. - Oh, it's straight in half. - I'll be back. You guys talk about crying and stuff. - Oh, okay. Insane. - Why is there just duct tape laying around up here? That tells you how many things we break. - Yeah, it's just like casual. - He's so big. - He's my broom.

Cash walks into Kinsey's room and Kinsey said, he went into my room and he turns around and he goes, I'll go into Alex's room. Yeah, because we wouldn't want Cash rowing in Kinsey's room. No, but I think he's got it figured out, honestly. Guys, Cash has this thing where he can't go backwards or upside down or any direction that's not directly straight up. Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. What? Oh, I look like

look like a pig no you don't don't say that don't say that oh thanks kenzie don't say that about the prettiest pig i ever did see anyways anyways are you okay yes okay why do you keep asking that like is she okay she's clearly not okay but yeah i just like i don't even know like oh she literally

it to me I fear I've rubbed off on Harper that's what I do I start to talk and I go let's talk about the positives what did you do at cheer practice today that was fun

Didn't talk to anybody because I was scared. Why? Scared of what? Like my friends were all mad and stuff. I don't even know. It's hard when your friends are mad at each other and you're kind of in the middle. Yeah. You don't know who to talk to. I don't know. It's fine. Everything's going to be fine. Everything's going to be fine. But I'm just hoping to get out of school soon. I really want to. What is Cash doing? I don't know. It sounds like... There's loud noises coming out of Alex's room. Guys, this room is so loud.

Like, what is he doing in there? It sounds like a drill is going off. I feel like he's trying to repair the table he just broke. But yeah, ask Cash to do, like, a backbend or something. He can't. His body won't let him. His spine is, like, broken. He just can't go backwards. No, like, he's got it in his head that, like, if he goes upside down, he'll die. So he, like, won't go... Like, he doesn't go upside down. He doesn't do front flips. He can't do any of it, dude. It's so bad. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, he literally is a big baby. Harper, why...

Why don't we just talk about... Wait, where are you going? Oh, thanks, Kate. Why don't we just get it all out there? Yeah, I mean... At this point. Or we can, like, cut the clip and let you sob for five minutes. Like, you just talk about it, and if it needs cut, we'll cut it. I'm a lot of tears. Just try to talk about it without, like, saying what it is. No, I know these type of cries. There's still a good amount left. Yeah, well, today...

Or, like, the past few days I've been, like, thinking about my other friend that I dropped because she did something bad. And, like, I was, like, I dropped her. So now me and my friend are really close. And then I did my other friend dirty by talking to this friend that is not the nice friend, the red friend. And the blue friend is the good one. And I did the blue friend dirty by talking to the red friend and saying that I missed her and stuff. Yeah. And then...

And then... I have a question. Yeah. Did the red friend only do something bad to you or did she do something bad to the blue friend? To both of us. Oh, okay. She's always done something bad to both of us. But literally, I was like, yeah, I miss her so much and stuff. But the thing is, if I'm friends with the red friend, then I'm going to lose all my friends. And everybody's already said they're like, well, if you're friends with the red friend, then you're going to lose everybody. So...

But the thing is, with the red friend, I laughed so hard. She was always at the podcast. You could see us. Like, we were always just having so much fun. Yeah. And then, I don't know. Like, I think Kenzie met her. But in the blue friend, she is, like, so nice, such a good friend. But, like, I just don't know. Like, I just want to have both again. Yeah. I don't know. It's weird when you, like, because sometimes. But, no, I did my.

I did my blue friend dirty. Sometimes you just grow out. Sometimes you just... We're trying to have a conversation. I know. Oh my god. Oh, okay. I was not supposed to know that would happen. Why is the leg in the...

I got a feeling it's not gonna hold. The second he sits on it again, it's gonna stop. No! I used a giant pack of duct tape on this. If so, that was a waste of money. There's just no way it's gonna hold. There's no shot. Y'all are gonna be surprised. I already tested it. You all ready? Yeah. You might fix that leg over there. I think that's your only hope is if you fix that leg. Guys, what the heck is he doing? Okay. Oh, no. No shot.

I have faith. Yes. He's like sinking into the table. No. Take both of your feet off. I told y'all. Take your feet off the ground. If you want to show us your vision, sometimes people need support. Take your feet off. Have faith in your table. Now move your hands. Why are our hands shaking? Put your hands in the air like you just don't care. His hands are fine where they're at. I could sit like this all day. Cash, lift your hands.

Show us how excited you are that your table can hold you. Okay. Not so. Oh, that. I could have told you that would happen. All right, I'll just sit like this. Well, anyways, yeah. Oh. Oh. What did you just do? Are you okay? Swallow it. Oh. I've never in my life. Swallow. That was the swallow. Why would you do that? I've never heard you burp, Kate. Me either. I've never heard her burp. Well, you learned something new every day. She was drinking.

- My mouth was washed and water just came out. - I would yell that.

You know what else? There's differences between... Well, you live and you learn. Okay. Yeah, that was only my first offense. What did I learn? I don't know. You know what the other difference... Wait, what were y'all talking about? Wait, actually... My red and blue friend. And I did my blue friend dirty and I'm sorry. What? You're not talking about your personal info on here. I'm sorry that I talked to Redfriend. Would you give your social security out next? And I regret talking to Redfriend and I'm so sorry. And I hope by this episode drops were better. Yeah. Y'all are letting her air out her personal info on here? Yeah. This, I expect it from you. Yeah. But this side... Well, not because

It's just more of something. I started it too. I told her to do it. Don't glass at me. Does it look like I care? Not really. I'm going to take this and turn you into a television. Stink you in the TV. Anyways, you know what else is sexist around here? What? Why would you do that? You're right. No one complained about the female when they did it. Kate, what are you doing?

Are you texting Harper? Are you guys texting each other? Oh my goodness, they are. Did you ever think about how that makes me feel? No, we're not. I actually didn't text her. Literally in the middle of you guys? I didn't text her. No, but I got a haircut today and nobody said anything about it. I literally, first thing I said, I said, looks great. Besides my wife. Obviously, I hope you would say that. But nobody else here said anything or complimented me or nothing. I'll be honest, I thought you stopped trying. I didn't even think you were still trying. What do you mean?

What do you mean? The only time I see him trying is before episodes when he does this. And then he makes sure his hair looks good. He does. He does the, like, little finger thing. He's like this. I don't even know what he's doing. He's just brushing his... Yeah, it's really weird. Why don't you put a little product in your hair? Yeah, but, like, what did that do? It didn't do anything. It fixed it.

No, it didn't take it. How about you take off your hat? Because you've worn that hat for the past three months and no one's seen your hair, buddy. I'm saving it for the wedding. He's going to do a hair reveal at the wedding. Maverick's completely bald on the top of his head. Harper called out his bald spot a few too many times. He has a big forehead.

He does. I have a big forehead? Look at you. What is this? These baby hairs coming out. I know. I know. What? No, I know. That was me. Don't talk about it. I don't have a big forehead, actually. She doesn't have a big forehead. Why was that? She literally insulted him first. Well, because she's literally a 15-year-old girl. Yeah. So she can just say whatever she wants? I don't think so. A 23-year-old man? There's repercussions about your actions. Well, let me show you this one thing. She's already had a rough day. Can't you see? Let me show you this one thing that I found. Why would you? No, put that away.

Put that away. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Kinsey, wait till you're married. Don't look. Oh, my gosh. I don't even think we can play that one on the screen, unfortunately, guys. No, we can't. The bad thing is we got to send this in the chat for Alex to pop up on the screen, and Harper's mom's going to see this. That's horrible. No, that can't be posted on the screen. Oh, yes, it can. Oh, yes, it will. No, it can't. It's already on there. They've already seen it, bud. And it was posted on TikTok. Oh, my gosh.

- Can't you just know, like, it's like you, the wedding is still only like two and a half weeks away. - It's not too late to call. Actually, wait, wait, no, this comes out after the wedding. - Harper would have that on her phone, that's crazy. - The what? - That video of me. - No, I was saying it for the podcast. I just deleted it. - Holy cow, y'all, we're living in the future. Y'all are married. What do you gotta say to yourselves? - Well, we're not married yet. - By the time this episode comes out, you guys will be married. You know what that means? - What does that mean? - Look at our YouTube and watch all of our videos. - You guys don't know what that means. - Wait, what?

This episode. What does that mean? So we can make money to afford the wedding we just had. I'm confused too. What? You know what that means. You know what that means. Like, what are you saying? All right, let's talk about something else. You guys don't know what happens when you get married. That's embarrassing.

uh hmm wait why did you look like like gypsy rose's ex-husband for a second why do you know what gypsy rose's ex-husband looks like the gypsy rose saga i know everything about but like ryan anderson i literally went down i still am in a rabbit hole of gypsy rose me too yep i just okay well i wish that didn't happen you know what happens after you get married

That's what he looked like. He like side-eyed everyone. He said... Okay, this is crazy. I don't know what happens. What is it? Just tell us if you're just going... Nothing. Y'all will understand one day. Tell her what happens. Nope. Did we ever talk about your nutrition, Kate? No, I thought we were saving that. Nope. We haven't talked about Harper's nutrition. Oh, yeah. We gotta start talking about nutrition around here. But before we talk about nutrition... But... What? But... You sounded like Mickey Mouse.

But! But! That is not how Mickey Mouse sounds. Oh, that was sad. That was a sad thing. Wait, what do you guys think Mickey Mouse sounds like? She goes, but! You trying to do goofy? No, I just said that's what Mavericks sound like. Mickey Mouse sounds like... Wait, no. Mickey Mouse, he's like... Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse. That one was good. That was good. That was good. Trying to do Donald Duck. Wait.

He's not Donald Duck. You just need to smoke like five packs of cigarettes a day and you're set. Wait, wait. Wait, I'm trying to... Was that even a noise? Wait, I thought that was pretty good. I can't do it. Donald Duck possessed? That's terrifying. I don't know what Donald Duck... You saw it growing up. I can't do it. I...

I can't do it. Wait, Harper, growing up, did you watch Disney Channel? Yes, all the time. Who was your Disney Channel crush?

This is kind of sad, but... Paris. Paris Hilton. No, I'm kidding. What's it called? What was his name? You did not say Paris. Ross Lynch? No. Oh, yes. Ross Lynch. Ross Lynch was mine. I was obsessed with him. I know what you're trying to think of. That's hilarious. You said Paris. Peyton List? No, no. No. It's just funny because I love being your brother and knowing... Wait, what was that girl's name? London. Yes, the one from Zack and Cody. Oh.

I liked her. London was definitely not it. London? Really? It was that other chick. What's her name? Tiffany? Was it Tiffany? Tiffany. Oh, now she doesn't know a name. Gosh, what was her name? Look at you guys now. She played Sharpay Evans. I know she played Sharpay. I think her name was Tiffany. How the tables have flipped.

Or broken. It depends how you look at it. Well, speaking of Zach and Cody, I posted a send it on my Snapchat story. Speaking of Zach and Cody, how in the world does this relate at all? It relates very well if you ask me, personally. Stop tearing the... I'm going to chop her hand off because she keeps playing with the couch. She's going to destroy it again. Guys, if you replay that back, you'll see Cash. He tried to act like he wasn't mad, so he just smiled at me.

but he was like this but when he saw me playing with the couch he was actually really mad inside so he just went like this i'm glad you know that yeah when the cameras are on yeah speaking of when the cameras are on i posted a send it on my capchat story uh if you guys don't have send it you can download it link is in the description of this video but here are some of the questions you guys asked uh i'll start with this one because it's for everybody

You asked, wait, are they questions for everybody or? They're questions for, well, this one's questions for everybody. Then there's some individual questions. Okay, let's hear them. Who on the LOL podcast. Me, me, me, me. I don't think this is you. Who on the LOL podcast is most demure? What does that mean? Can we get definition? It's very like. Words of aspiration. Demure. Oh, wait, no. Dainty, very classy, very put together. Like they yawn like this, like. Oh, okay.

I don't think there's a chance I'm getting voted for this. Very demure. Very classy. Unfortunately, I think I'm the classiest person here. Honestly, yes. Yeah. He's weird like that. Stop agreeing with him. Why are you agreeing with him? No, he's weird because he like sits down and he's like... Would you like to cut us today? What? He's like... Anyway. This is the time. It's unfortunate. I am the most demure. I'm sorry. No, it's definitely Kate. Kate is not demure. Stop touching your mic, though. Kate is not demure. She's classy. I just burped for the first time. What?

You're doing it on purpose. I told him to stop touching his mic and Harper's like... I say it for you guys. Yeah. You guys, because I listen to podcasts and all you hear is... Guys, did y'all hear about like Brooke Schofield or whatever? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Speaking of Brooke Schofield, the next question from Senda is... Does Kate like to hunt too? Absolutely. First...

You don't like to hunt? Yeah, I guess because they've seen you hunt. No, no, I'd rather, I'd rather, I'd rather do anything else. What? I know. Just don't put me in the tree. No, seriously, Cash tried to take me hunting when we first started dating. Look at his head. He's doing his hair thing. Oh my gosh.

Okay. He is generic. I'm not freaking too animal harper. No, continue about you being treated like an animal. Go ahead. Treated like an animal? She said something about that. I hate, I don't want to hunt. I don't want to go in nature. I got my first tick a couple months ago. Uh-uh.

Not your first, not your second, but your third as well. Yeah, I sure did get three ticks on me. One was literally hiding on my butt. In between the thigh and the cheek. Oh, no. That's what they like to get in the water. Matt literally was checking me in the living room, looking at my arms and my legs. He's like, they like to hide in warm places. I was like, oh, okay. Behind your ear. Nope, found a warm place for sure because that was terrifying. And then Gash tried to play it off.

I felt him pull a tick off me and I said, did you just find another tick? And he was like, no. But there was another tick on me. Speaking of ticks, Matt, do we have more sentence? Oh, we do. But before we go to that, since we're speaking of hunting, I kind of wanted to see if you could pull back Kenzie's bow. Oh, I had this written down that we should try on the podcast. Where's the bow? It's in the room. Go through the bathroom. Don't break it, please.

I just got it all purple. Yeah, it was so cute, guys. It's a cute bow. It was so cute. We like went out shopping and Mav comes downstairs with Kenzie's bow and he's surprised. Bow and arrow? Or bow? Bow and arrow. Oh, okay. Bow? I was like, what? I'm so confused. I know. My first thought is bow too. Yeah, bow. Like a bow in your hair. JoJo Siwa's over here.

Me? You guys are the JoJo Siwa's with the bows. Oh, I was rolling my shoulders because they hurt. Okay, it's not my fault I have back problems. Again, making fun of me because of my back. That's messed up of you. You're a crooked person. Okay, I've already heard that once. Mine? Hers is right there. Oh, it's down the stairs. Well, damn you are of me, I will say.

- Well, I don't know why he's getting close. - Okay, well, here we go. Cash is just messing the whole setup. - Just keep going, don't mind me. - Okay, well, I guess we'll move on to the next one. Like, dude, make more noise, please. - Sorry. - Cash is about to knock Alex out behind the camera.

he's so weird like the opposite of where are you going what are you doing i just want to get through some questions okay next send it okay we're gonna come back to the bows when cash is done there oh you're gonna see mine the next one is why does kinsey use dog shampoo that is a good question no one would know that they do because i mentioned it on the last podcast and i didn't really say anything about it you said mention the same time i typed mention whoa did you mention me no

You told people... Oh, okay. It was a one-time thing, and I was desperate. It was a one-time thing, and I was desperate. She used dog shampoo in the shower. Intentionally. Why would you do that, Kenzie? No, not intentionally. I was in the shower, and listen. Oh, what? I was in the shower. There were no other bottles of soap to be seen, and I didn't want...

Whoa, careful. Shoot me, shoot me. Shoot my leg. It's like a kid's arrow. Wait, why didn't you get the little... I should shoot something. You can't shoot anything with that. Just shoot my back. Shoot my back. Don't shoot anything with that. I swear. Why? You can shoot my back. I'm giving you permission. Why didn't you get the glitch to pull it back? You're just gonna use your hand? Yeah, what should I shoot? My back. No, your back. It'll go through you. I can't even kill you. It will kill you. I do not care. Y'all, look how cute it is.

- It's all purple. - Yeah. - Isn't Maverick so sweet? - Wait, how is that gonna kill me? It's literally, Matt, it's gonna- - No, not the TV. - Cash, it's gonna ricochet! - That was so loud. Please don't do it again. - Please don't break it, I just got that. - Cash, you're gonna make me cry. Stop. - Oh, shoot something now. - Shoot the wall. - Stop, stop. - Cash, it's gonna ricochet and hit somebody. Oh gosh. - What happened? - Stop, stop, Cash! - Okay, I'm not that bad. - Oh, what, can I shoot the wall?

Please, that light just fell. It did do that. I'm sick and tired of you guys acting like I'm not safe around here. You are. You've hit like five things. I literally took the tip off. Okay. And? Well, and that's safer than without the tip. You're not even cool like that. Like, you don't even, it doesn't. Okay, I'll shoot you back now.

What? Cash. You'll shoot me back? No, I'll shoot you back. Cash, okay, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough. Alright, let's let Kate try to pull it back. Without the error. Hi, cameraman! The cameraman is terrified. I'm terrified, and we're probably getting demonetized, so that's great. Check this out. No, Cash! No, stop! You're not doing that, are you? No!

All right, let's see who can pull the bow back. The farthest? Let's start with the weakest. Harper's here, too. Yeah, I know. Okay. I'll accept it. I'm kidding. I'm very demure like that. Wait, should we give her the clip? It'll be a little easier. She's very demure and weak. Okay, now, Kate. My arms are just so dainty. Wait, if she lets it go without the arrow, is it going to be bad for her? That's what I was going to say. Don't let go of it without the arrow. Like, if you actually get to pull it back...

Let it, release it really slow. You have to hold on and slowly let go. Or just cry for help and we can help you. If I actually get to pull up, y'all really don't think I can? You're probably going to need to stand up. Yeah, you're definitely going to need to stand up. I don't feel like standing up. I'm done. What? You're so dangerous you can't stand up. Your legs are too weak to stand up. Okay, I guess I'll do it. Stand right here. Look at me. Hey. I'm not.

Just go. What's happening? Okay, I'll move. Yeah. Wait, so where's the bow? I'm scared for her fingernails. Where's the bow? All right, go, Kate. That's the bow. Yeah, but the arrow. What are you talking about, Harper? The bow's right here. That's what I'm saying. Why do you keep asking me? Where's the arrow? Put the arrow on it, Kate. Are you serious? I'm so scared she's going to break it. Use three fingers. Use three. You might break. Turn sideways so they can see it.

Wait, you made it as tight as it'll go. Actually, no, it's actually very loose. Come on, pull it back. Please, oh, my bow. I just got new strings. You just pull it back. Whoa. Oh, I'm sorry. More, more, more. No, you almost had it. You almost had it. You were so close. Come on, Kate, I got money on this. Matt bet me that you couldn't pull it back. Come on, come on. A dollar. I'm not doing this for a dollar. All right, come on. You got it, you got it.

- I feel so Katniss Everdeen. - Katniss Everdeen would have pulled it back. - No, okay, I'm pulling it back now. - What the? - What are you doing? - Okay, you can never say I'm icky. - You're about to shoot a deer in the woods. - Don't let go, don't let go. - Wow, you did it. - Oh my God. - You just gave me that adrenaline rush of a deer right in front of you. - Wait, that's so weird. - All right, Harper, your turn. - All right, I won't break your bow, Kenzie. Thank you. - Just don't let go of the string.

i'm wait so what happens if you let go of the string uh it's just not good other hand harper other hand you bust it okay don't let go of the string harper i'm gonna say it one more time don't let go of the string she's doing it she's doing good job wait are you can you do it with ease oh not with like ease ease well i just need to know that that's not like i never put it back with just my

Okay, did you guys... She didn't even make a facial expression. That was kind of crazy. Kinsey, you're so strong. Did you not see me pull back? Can I try one more time? Yes, here you go. I think that's enough. No, I don't think I want to, actually. To make you feel better, it's made for me. It's kind of small for you. So I would get a stronger one?

No, it should be easier for you to pull back. It should be harder for Harper. All right, let's talk about the Send It's Map. Oh, yeah. The next Send It question that came in, we already talked about it, but we didn't talk enough about it. Kenzie used dog shampoo. What the...

You knew this, Cash. You should be ashamed of yourself. You made fun of me for it already. We don't need a round of this. Do you realize the dog shampoo she used was in Cash's shower? Yeah. Let's talk about that. Oh, yeah. You want to talk about that? Let me tell you something, sweetheart. Do y'all have a dog? No. That's a thing. That dog shampoo was from like seven years ago. It's definitely expired. So I use expired dog shampoo. Yes, ma'am. You probably still got those fleeting ticks on you.

Well, listen, I still don't feel bad because the two of you should have brought me real shampoo and conditioner. Two of you? Whoa. You should have asked. First off, no, not even should have asked. That does not mean because there's not real shampoo that you just use dog shampoo. Listen. What did you want me to do? Well, it was also like her first or second time there. It was my first time ever staying the night there. Yeah, it's kind of like you feel. At their parents' house. Yeah. Yeah, why don't you just not use shampoo then? Just water? Hashtag no poo.

Or Sam. - Well, okay, so don't listen to this guy actually. Next send it please. - All right, the next send it that you guys asked was, you guys asked these on Snapchat, and again, the next send it is what lip gloss does Cash use?

That's a good question. Summer, what? Oh, wait, no, I messed that up. I mean, what's that called? YSL? YSL. YSL. He uses the bougie stuff. You got that in my head now. Do they have like this? I use YSL. We can bleep it if you want. Okay, good. Please, I don't...

All right, well you now got bleep that too nobody said I said, but I meant why I sell why I sell say right? Oh, what about like the Charlotte Tilbury? No, I'm kidding. I don't pink sugar by summer Friday. Yeah, okay That actually is good. I got I don't use lip gloss, but there is a good a good chapstick You're a sugar Sunday Friday. I like that pink sugar Fridays. That's not sure see like that's glossy really. It's a bum. Oh

wait what it's called it's called lip balm well that's a good lip bum math oh no all right the last send it that i'm gonna read here today uh is can harper slap cash on the pot absolutely i think we'd all like it let's take a vote well i just feel why are you raising your head cameron man come on um that rhymed why are you raising your hand harper

- Cash? - What? - Watch out. - I practiced a couple times. - Uh oh. - I'd hate to be that face. - Who is it? - No, this is how hard I'm gonna hit you. Like I'm not, I'm gonna go a little bit easy. - 'Cause it's your hand? - 'Cause, yes. - Yeah. - Okay, ready?

yeah that's fine i can handle a little girl i feel can you do it i mean i'll slap fine just take me get over it no i'm scared harvard you physically are not gonna be able to hurt him yes i am he's gonna be crying the rest of the day i know i slapped him once my blood was like how does that make you feel emotional yeah emotional okay well i feel really

I feel really bad because I have strong hands. I have big hands too. And she's got nails on that will leave a little scratch. Alright, just do it right here. Oh, right there? Oh, no, in the face. What? Yeah, it's in the face. Oh my goodness. Yeah. Like what? Eat that. Okay, wait, no, do the back of the neck. It's obviously the face.

- How can you do five star my back? - No, the face. - Oh, actually that hurts worse. - Catch the face. - Okay, now. - The neck. - Shut it. - Come on. Catch the face is the only fun one. - I want a five star his back so I can see the prints. - Yeah, just five star my back. - Okay. - Or is the face better? - Do the face, bro. - No, not the face. - Face in slow motion would be a great thing. - We're gonna warming up. - No, don't do the face. - All right, just. - This is the fucking camera.

I hate five stars. Harper, no, no, no, no. You got to fix your stance. No, no, no. Get closer. Put your other foot in front. There you go. Okay. I want full torque with the waist and everything. Like really torque that thing. Yeah, there you go. My hand's being crushed.

Oh! Was that a slap or a punch? It sounded like a punch. That didn't hurt. You sounded hollow. I think I heard his hollow. That did not hurt. Dude, it sounded like a fly. You just dropped him like a bag of a can of fries. You got dropped by Harper. I just thought. You're not a Power Ranger. Look, I'm a spider. Your alarm's going off. I know that.

Can we see the damage? Can we see the damage? There's probably not much because I pounded him. You pounded him? Oh! Oh my gosh! Wait, turn this way, honestly. Hey, you need a matching one. Oh my gosh! One more, do one more. You need one on the other side. Get up and get him. One on the other side. Now, the last sentence says, can Harper hit him on the other side? You said it when it hurt.

Well, no, I would. No, can I just do it to make a matchless side? Because you said it didn't hurt. And you wouldn't get hurt by a 15-year-old girl, right? No. Yeah, no, you wouldn't. So you would allow me to? I think he would. You don't need. That look, you hurt, didn't it? Harper, make an angry face. She wouldn't tell you if it did. All right, tell me when to stop.

I can't get any harder. I have compassion. Guys, if you haven't, I'm just going to say it one more time. If you guys haven't, go download, send it, because we're talking about it, obviously. Go download, send it. The link is in the description. Wait, can I whip you? Link in the description. Description, description. Description. Can I whip you with that? Can you whip me? No, you cannot whip me. I look like a cow. Don't answer that. You guys are a whore. I look like a cow.

He doesn't let me down. Let's talk about our nutrition. Yes, I've been dying to talk about your nutrition. I know. Seriously? Is that like an actual thing? Yeah. Because Kate...

Kate had a major life change recently. Kate spoke to a doctor which told her that if she does some serious life changes, she's going to go on a very, very strict diet. It's very hard, very difficult. I'm getting there. If she goes on this very, very intensive diet,

that is going to be life-changing for her she might can get rid of her p pcos you know and then she can have kids you're in a heartbeat then she can have kids what's the diet just listen these doctors go to school for a long time i personally take their opinion very serious you should too no no we didn't get this information from a doctor no no i saw a tick tock that's why she's going on a diet because i saw a tick tock

No, listen. And I said you should do this. Listen, I have very strong opinions about the American healthcare system. They don't want to tell you that you can fix your issues with diet because then you stop paying for the stupid medicine they prescribe you. And I've always known that if I figured out what was wrong with my diet, I would be able to fix it. And a doctor on TikTok let us know. A doctor on TikTok? They're not a doctor. Well, a woman on TikTok. Ha!

So the doctor that told you how to fix it, you're just throwing that out the window. I'm going to hit the 17-year-old girl on TikTok that told you how to fix it. Because literally I asked the doctor when I went in there, I said, is there anything I can do to fix this? And she said, I mean, there's medicine I can give you to help with like your cycle and stuff. And I was like, that's not what I wanted to hear. I said, are there any diets I can do? No, there's not. Okay, well, let me tell you something.

Y'all want to know something about the healthcare system? No. It's a scam. It's a scam. Is it? Yeah. Yes, because listen, I have a theory. Oh. Someone tell me, how do hotels make money? Mav, Harper, anyone? Kenji? Oh, hotels make money by people spending the night there. Okay. Yes. By what? Their rooms being occupied? Yes. Some may say. Yes. Okay, how do you think a hospital makes money?

Maybe by their rooms being occupied. So what do hospitals need? Sick people. They need occupants. They need people to be sick. You think doctors purposely make people sick? I don't think they make you sick. No, I think Black Rock does. I don't think that they tell you. I don't think that doctors are allowed to tell you how to make yourself better.

I don't think there's a big like evil doctor. No, I don't think it's like all doctors. Oh, to become a doctor you might take this evil course to become evil with us. No, I just think that the American healthcare like system. Brainwash. I think everybody's brainwashed. Yeah. They're taking pills. And what we need to be eating is like, you know, probably what we should be eating. Not saying I'm eating that. I'm definitely eating T-Bell after this. But, you know, we should be eating like, you know, eggs, grilled chicken. Yeah, good food. I'm so scared of eggs. I can't eat one. The food that the Lord has provided.

But anyway, guess what her diet is. First of all, the Lord is a provider. Can't you not experience that firsthand? Wait, what do you mean? He just provides. Wait, guys. I want to make it a trend. Just all day, I felt like he was providing. Can we make it a trend to do 50 sit-ups every episode? Why? Yeah, sure, get started. Yeah, go do 50. Why do you want to do that? I really want abs by the end of this year. What are you doing with your head?

That's not getting you abs. All right, I'll get started. All right, yeah, go. Yep. Every podcast episode. Faster! I'll get started every podcast episode. Yeah, you do that. We're going to continue talking about her diet. Yeah. And the purpose of your diet is... Oh, so pretty much... Actually, wait. Time out. Before you do that and you do that, should we just have a planking competition? Yes. Okay, you guys talk. We'll plank. I think he just wanted to plank. All right. So, ready? Three, two...

So pretty much the reason I'm doing the diet is because if I can get my hormones back in balance, like through the diet, then that'll fix the like PCOS issues I have. So you know how like my cycles are like really off. Like I don't ovulate and like, I don't. Yeah. What is the cycle? Like your period cycle. Question two. Yeah. What is the period? Yeah.

You can have an anatomy class with yourself after this. Yeah, you can learn after. Anyways, so because I don't ovulate and because I don't get... What is ovulate? It's what I don't do. Well, she's using a lot of big words. Okay, okay. And I feel like there's other people that may not know too. Okay, I will break it down for you. I would assume most of you guys know what a period is, but if you don't... It goes at the end of a sentence. Yeah, it goes at the end of the sentence. And also every month a woman gets a period and it's part of the reproductive system. It's how you get pregnant. If you don't get a period, you can't get pregnant.

There you go. Anyways, so when you start your period, that's like day one of your cycle, and then a couple weeks later you ovulate, which is where you're like fertile and you can get pregnant. But I don't ovulate, so I can't get pregnant. Bummer. Yeah. That's not good. Yeah, so my doctor told me that I can take this medicine that'll pretty much make me ovulate.

But I don't want to take the medicine. I'd rather just fix it naturally because I know I can fix it with my diet. So that's why I'm doing a new diet where I pretty much eat like high protein and high fats and like very low carbs. It's keto. That's the diet and it sucks. But if I can fix my hormones...

If I can fix my hormones, then my body will start to go back to like a normal cycle and I will start ovulating again and I will start getting my period naturally again, which means I will be fertile and I can get pregnant. So that's why I'm doing the new diet because I won't be able to get pregnant unless I take medicine and I don't want to take medicine to get pregnant. I'd rather be able to get pregnant naturally. So doing a diet would make me be able to get pregnant naturally. Hopefully, that's what I heard. So that's why I'm doing it.

Well, they're still planking. I listen to every word. Yeah. So ultimately, you just want to have a baby. Yeah, I do. I really do want a baby. So you're giving up all this food just for a child. Yes. So when my future child sees this, just know your mother loves you very much. So when your child tries to complain about not having food, what are you going to tell them? Oh, she lost. No.

Harper, you would have really fit in with Kate the other day. It was when she first started. I can't do anything and even Maverick was helping me. What? Yeah, it was. You were lifting her up with your foot? I'm very demure and my arms are very weak, okay? Yeah, she's just like... I don't think anyone knows what that word really means. If you think of a demure person, it's like this.

Very classy. Put together. I thought a demure person was just like thoughtful. No, like just like putting your fingers. I don't think that's demure. I think demure is like thoughtful. Oh, my shoulders. Oh, my shoulders. Oh, my shoulders. You're done. Yeah, pretty much we're trying to get pregnant. Hey, how's that going? So she's eating beef and chicken. Yeah, I mean. Is that what babies are made of? Beef and chicken and eggs, man. Do you want to get pregnant?

Gone keto. Yeah. Well, we'll see if it works. Can I share what happened yesterday? Yeah. Yes. Okay. You would have just fit right in, Harper, because we're sitting in the Panda Express parking lot.

And Kate starts having a breakdown about food. She's falling apart. The main reason is because it's day one of keto. And it sucks. And she's like, I can't have this and I can't have this. And we all feel bad because it's a big life changing thing. It just kept getting worse and worse because Kate loves coffee. And someone was like, oh, so you can't have coffee anymore? She's like, I can't have coffee anymore. And I was like, Kate, we have apples at home. You can have apples. And then we looked at apples and they have like 14 grams of carbs. And I was like, oh, Kate, you can't have apples. And she was like, I can't have anything.

Everything is trash. And then we go through the Panda Express drive-thru, and the one thing on the menu that she could have, they were like, oh, we're out of that. It's going to take 15 minutes to cook. And she was like, no, I'll just starve. It's fine. In the drive-thru. In the drive-thru.

drive through the drive-thru lane i just starved it so she's losing her mind right and then it's time to drive away and she's already had a breakdown and katie's driving and we're all just kind of sitting there like watching her break down and she almost it's like pitch black outside she almost runs over this curb okay not runs over the curb she tries to go the wrong way and the curb is this way the curb is this way she's heading at the curb like this

Like, I had to turn right, but I thought there was an opening to, like, go across the street and start going down the different lane, but there wasn't. And so she's, like, perpendicular to oncoming traffic coming to hit us, and she's like, I can't do it!

drive i can't eat you had just somebody has to drive so we like pull over immediately she's begging someone else to drive get someone else drive please let me tell you the fear that just pull over please any of us will drive please just not you okay it's like her eyes are closed driving she's like i can't i'm like please don't kill us wow this store is really entertaining you isn't it yeah take her arrow last yeah it was just like did you even listen

Yes. It was funny. Is it a keto diet? The part where I almost killed my entire family in oncoming traffic? I'm actually wondering, so you can't have any keto? Yes! You nailed it!

What are you on, Harper? Wait, Harper, can you describe what a keto is to me? It's where you put the key in the dough. That's the keto. That is the keto to having kids. That's the keto.

That's the keto. It's keto with a T. No, I really think it's the keto. Yeah, it's the keto. It really is the keto. Yeah, it is. Without the keto, you can't bake a baby in the oven. Yeah. Okay, that's enough. So it's official. What else do you do? It is official. Me and Kate are trying to officially have a baby. Is it the keto? Yeah.

well i mean we can't actually start trying until i mean we can do whatever we want but well we're not trying trying but we're not not trying yeah technically i guess if we were trying trying we were supposed to take this pill but we're trying keto before we take the pill yeah but also it's kind of scary why you got this look on your face

Harper, I'm telling you right now that it probably will still be a while before I can get pregnant. You're not going to be the youngest one here. She's worried she's not going to be the godmother. You're not going to be the baby of the pod. Can I actually...

Well, I could be the aunt. We would never trust you with a child. Never. Oh, and your sister would be the aunt. Well, you could be Auntie Harper. Imagine we just have a little baby crawling around the set while we're filming. No, we probably will have someone watching the baby while we're filming. Y'all want to know what my favorite part of last night was, though? Is Kate's having a mental breakdown about her, whatever you call it, her diet that's so difficult. And Alex just goes from the backseat. I guess I'll do the diet, too.

Oh, that was crazy. You know what? And he's committed. He's committed. And it just made all of her feelings look so invalid. She was like, I just can't do keto. I just can't. I just can't. I'm doing it by myself, too. I'm going to watch all y'all eat stuff. And Alex goes, I mean, I'll do it with you. And we were like, really? He was like, yeah, why not? And we were like, okay, Alex, do keto. Well, listen.

Alex. What? Did you eat keto today? Did you eat keto? Did you eat keto? So it's keto free stuff. You haven't eaten anything? I don't even know if that's better or not. Nothing at all? Alex, you know we have breakfast every morning. You can come eat with us. Oh, congratulations. He bought eggs. Wow, he went to the grocery store. No, Harper, keto is not a...

Keto is not a substance. Stop ripping the couch. Stop ripping it. I can hear it. It's a diet, and the diet is called ketosis. So you can't have keto in your diet? Keto is not like a physical thing. Someone want to explain to her what keto is? I don't even know what it is. That thing will hurt. Don't hit me with that. I know. I've already gotten hit with it by my...

i actually can't toxic toxic ex-manager whatever you want to call yeah anyways keep going uh no it's just keto isn't a physical substance so you can't i can't have carbs like you know like bread stuff like that that carbs is in everything i know tell me about it even starbucks coffee even goldfish goldfish i know you like goldfish i love what about summer fridays

I can still use my lip balm. Imagine she can't use her lip balm. It's sugary. It was valid. You can use your lip balm? Yes. Who doesn't? I know. Sometimes I roll over in bed and he's just like sucking the pink sugar out on summer Fridays. Don't say that again, please. All right. Moving on. Wait, Cash. Cash. Yes? In how much you love Kate and she's doing keto, you can't commit to that, we know. But you can commit to...

She's out to snore or snore out. I can hear the snot gathering. She's just thinking about you sucking on that Pink Friday. It's okay. Alright. That's crazy. Okay, anyways. It's good, okay? Pink Friday is good. Since Kate has to give up carbs, what if as a loving husband... It's good. It's pink sugar. Oh, whatever. Pink sugar Friday. Whatever it's called. Don't stick that in your mouth. Stop that. Stop it. Matt, stop. Matt, ew. Pink summer Friday. What were you saying, Kitsie?

Since you love Kate so much and she's doing the keto diet, you can do the diet of no snacks in the bedroom.

Wait, what did you say? Because I thought you were going to ask me to go on keto. Yeah, I walked into Cash and Kate's bedroom the other day and they have a box like the size of my body probably. Okay, Cash has a box next to, not even in like the bedside drawer. Just on the floor next to Cash's side of the bed, which is like tons of Pringles, beef jerky. What else? Chocolate. He had like, what are those things? Lollipops in there. Slim chocs.

I'll just go get it and show y'all. Oh, a snack haul. It's crazy. Yeah. So anyways, hopefully, Harper, it's not like we're literally going to get pregnant next month. It'll probably still take a while because my body has to try to regulate the hormones again. And that could take a while. We don't know how long it'll take. So we'll see. Well, maybe it'll be our lucky, lucky turn. With how this episode started, I'm so excited for the next one. Yeah. Wait.

No, the next one we're not doing that. One of these episodes, one of these episodes, we're going through your phone. I know. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Yeah. Except like they won't be the ones looking at your screen. Don't worry. What? Oh, I'm snooping through that whole thing. There's so much dirt on that phone. No, you can't. Unfortunately. What? I mean, go through a woman's phone. Oh, wow. Hold on. Stop deleting stuff. Quit that. Put it down. No, I'm just going through my snap.

Oh, you left it open. No, stop. What? It's not the video. Trust me. You're not going to want to go through that. I think I should go through. Don't. Red's text. No. Red? Red. Oh, red? No. Yeah, man. No, we don't go through other people's phones. The 24-year-old man doesn't get to go through the 15-year-old girl's phone. It's for the name of content. We have to. Okay. He's trying to have my cash. What? It's not working. When did you...

What are you trying to act like? You. What? Antinomian content. Antinomian content. What the heck? When did you? When did I ever say that? Oh, gosh. Snack haul. Can I have one of those? Snack haul. Snack haul. Yo, let me have a Hershey's. I haven't eaten anything. Here is what I keep under my bedside table. Hershey's. Zero sugar. Caramel and non-caramel. Wait, can I see those? Zero sugar? Can I see those? Can I see those?

I want a caramel. This isn't- I'm not pulling out gum in the middle of a classroom, okay? These are my snacks. Caramel, please. Can I just see one? Let me see the bag. I won't take any. Okay. So we got Hershey's. I need to see if there's any carbs. Am I allowed to eat those? Is there carbs in it? Yes. 20. Sorry. Brett, you can have one a day. You want one? There you go. Go away. Well, I want the bag. Caramel, caramel, caramel.

I don't want caramel, I want regular. Regular? It's zero sugar, Max. What do you want, Harper? I like those. I've had a ton of these. I used to buy them. It's zero sugar. Zero sugar? You can't taste the difference. No, you can't taste the difference. If you're not going to eat Hershey's, you might as well eat the zero sugar because you can't taste it. Yeah, they taste the same. All right, next I have Pacheos. Those are so good. They're like high chews. Like high chews. Slim Jims. I can't taste the difference. I'm never smacking. No, I'm not.

Can you hear him smacking Alex? He's shaking his head yes. Everyone's eating chocolate and y'all are kicking his ass crazy. Guys, I'm sorry that you have to listen to that. Alright, next I have Cheetos. Markitos. Zero sugar Jolly Ranchers. Why are they all zero sugar? Can I see that? Because I'm a healthy queen, girl. Can I see the Jolly Ranchers? Not sugar free. My favorite brand of suckers.

Tootsie pops. Tootsie pops. I love them. The brown one. Oh my gosh. It tastes like a brownie. Nutella. A brownie flavored lollipop is kind of sweet. I do eat Nutella straight up with a spoon. I do not eat it with anything. I just eat it straight up. And I want y'all to picture it. What? No, what? I'm not allowed to show this next one because we might have a sponsor. Oh. But just know there's more snacks in my bag.

Have you heard that song? Next up, I have Pringles sour cream. I don't really like these ones. Don't get these for me anymore. You asked for them. I know, but I taste tested it. I don't really like it. Next one I have is cheddar cheese.

Cheddar cheese Pringles used to be my favorite when I was a kid, but I don't like them anymore. What is on the bottom of that? Why does it look like there's chocolate on the bottom? It's a platter. Don't give me these ones anymore. It's a cheese platter. My only Pringles that I really like are the salt and vinegar Pringles. Those are the worst ones. I love these ones. That pretty much sums up my snacks. I can't show the other snacks because we might have a sponsor. Just so you guys know, these snacks are off limits to the whole household and that's why they're in our bedroom. Hidden right next to his bed.

Because no one in the house is allowed to touch his snack basket because he has to eat for about 30 minutes before he goes to bed. He literally falls asleep eating. I can see him actually getting up. It's such a bad habit. I'll fall asleep and be like, Nutella. Not only does he fall asleep eating, I have videos of him falling asleep on TikTok. What?

Literally laying down. And the TikTok, I'll walk in the hotel room and he's in there alone like this. Who? Him. And he's holding his phone. He's completely asleep. And the video's just playing over and over and over. Oh, he still does that. Maverick has a whisker. What? He's got a mustache. He has a whisker. A whisker? It's like this long. Well, that's unfortunate. Like he missed a spot shaving. It's like this long. Yeah. Let's not forget that your makeup doesn't match your skin.

Thank you so much for watching this episode. We'll see you guys next time. I want to be meaner to you, but you're 15. Can you please grow up?