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We're all gonna draw a name and whoever's name you get you have to write the thing you hate most about that person I hate that you like me the least out of everyone What's happening? It's not funny anymore though Yeah, I'll stop making the jokes But he's really cute See, you can't do that, that's a compliment Yeah, you married the right man Thank you Compliment again For the next two years Not really a compliment What? Well, when I turn 18 I can homewreck their situation No!
We filmed a video called Secret Target. We built a secret target. Go check it out on Cash and Matt channel. But in that video, there's a grandma that we, well, we AI'd what she said.
She was so nice and so sweet. You know what's sad? That video's not even performing that well. It's like our lowest performing video. I thought it was so funny. Thank you. I thought the video was hilarious. I watched it this morning when I got ready. Or, like, not this morning because I don't get ready for school. But I also could have told you that. I feel like this one's not going to perform very well either. Well, thank you, Kate. All right. Well, anyways, we filmed a video called We Built a Secret Target. And there was a grandma. And she grabs my shirt. And she goes, I know you do. Look at you. But we added, like, one little word in there. And...
To make her say, I know you do. Look at you, fatty. It sounded like it.
Dude, it was sad too because when we walked up to her, we were walking around the store looking for a victim. We're like, we need somebody to interview for this section of the video. And she was real nice, real nice lady. And I'm like, that grandma looks nice. I'll ask her. So I walk home like, hey, grandma. I was like, would you be in our school project? You said school project. I said, listen, we're making a little YouTube video. We make family-friendly YouTube videos. Shut up. For people to watch with their kids, you know? Yeah.
And then he goes, which is the truth? It's the truth. And so she's like, okay, I'd love to. And we're like, okay, great. So I'm like, what's your favorite part about shopping at Target? And then Cash just comes in and he's like, which bra should I buy? And she went, oh. What did he say afterwards?
She was like, she thought it was funny. She's like, oh, yep. She was so cool. She was like, I mean, I'm more of a red girl myself. Oh, okay. Then she's funny. Yeah, no, she was a funny grandma. Honestly. I hope she thought it was funny when we changed her words. Yeah. Also, you guys should go subscribe to our Cash and Maverick YouTube channel. We're filming videos on there. Not until you're done watching this podcast. Is the Harper's Elmer Dyed One performance?
Well it is it is that one and secret wives or top two right now. Oh, yeah the switching life. Yeah, that's great Yeah, and I think people are like secret room Y'all put in so much work to those I know we have a secret room in here right now that we can't tell you guys what it is so Yes, come on. Guess what it is. No building secret rooms is actually so fun. Wait. Hold on Kate. I'm trying to make them guess oh
What do you guys think's in there? It's so obvious. No, don't say it. Do you want them to respond? Yeah, yeah. Comment down below. Actually, no, seriously. Comment down below what secret room you guys think is in here. And go find out. It's going to be the next secret room video that's uploaded on the Cash and Maverick YouTube channel. So go subscribe to that, and then you'll see if your guess is right. I have a hat, guys. Yeah, we see that. And I have names. What names? Also, what in the Hunger Games hat do you have, man? Why do you have a cape? It just came in. Okay, listen.
We're all gonna draw a name. Okay, and whoever's name you get you have to write the thing you hate most about that person I love this game Unfortunately hate is gonna make better content. I do not recommend you do this with your friends or family We're going for your entertainment. Here we go. No, we're gonna do hate. All right Yeah, you just gotta do the thing you hate the most about them mix these up here. Do we say something?
No, what? It's anonymous. That's the whole fun part. Why would you draw someone's name, write down what you hate most about them, tell you that it's me, and then just slide them a note? Yeah. Okay. What if we draw ourselves? Reach your hand in. Dude, I'm scared. Yeah, if you draw yourself, you have to put it back in. Don't let anyone read it. If you draw yourself, you gotta put it back in. Wait, what if I draw myself? Dude, are you kidding me? I think that means Harper has one of the girls. We can redraw. Kia, can we redraw? No, no redraws. No redraws. Okay, okay, okay.
No, no, no if you get yourself don't do it Wow no one drawing themselves that's actually impressive One out of five no no redraws. It's the whole point of the game guys. Oh
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All right, a moment of silence. We are going to cut the episode to when these are done. Five minutes later. We're back. I'm going to collect the notes. It low-key took us like five minutes to write. That was a long time. For everyone to get something wrote down. Yeah, all the pens were broken. Let me put in the hat. There we go. All right, I can't wait to... Man, I wonder if I'm actually going to guess who got me. Look at mine. Can Alex read them so he can't tell the handwriting? Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. I think Alex should. Should we have Alex read them? Yeah, I think Alex should read them, yeah.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good. That's good. Or we can just hand them out and people can read random ones. Like, she can just draw one and read whoever's in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good. That's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, I think if they guess, they get one guess. If they guess who wrote it correctly, you have to tell them. Okay. Okay? You get one guess. And you have to, like, lock in that guess. Are we about to ruin relationships? I just realized I'm wearing this cape. Yeah, you got a nice little bow tie. You can't put this on me before the episode starts. Wait, you didn't know you had that? Sure.
No. I thought you liked that bow tie. Wait, I feel like instead of telling them yes right away, we need to wait until the end? Yeah, yeah. Okay. After everyone draws and reads their cards, then everyone gets a yes. Well, I feel like you're going to be able to tell by people's handwritings. Yeah. Maybe you will. Maybe you won't. But you might not draw your own card. Yeah, you're not going to draw. And then Cash had Alex draw for him. You don't get a guess for Harper if he doesn't. But luckily, I know Alex's hand. All right, Harper, draw a card. Who's she going to get? Oh, I got two. Hold on. All right, I got Maverick. Of course you did. Read it out loud. I don't know why I'm smiling so hard. You wrote that probably. No, I didn't. What do you mean?
She's like, I'm going to guess me. I know, I didn't actually. When you were trying to explain to me how I'm wrong and then don't give me more than two seconds to talk or defend myself at a time because you like to talk.
I know exactly who wrote it, but don't guess yet. Don't guess. I know exactly who wrote that, and that was... So he's dialed in. All right, let me draw. Let me draw. Let me draw. So whoever... This could end horrible right now. Like, if you draw something out of this hat, this could end a relationship. Let me see. Well, let me end someone's relationship here. What if you draw one about Kinsey, and she's never friends with you again because she thinks you wrote it? Well, Kinsey, buckle up. Buckle up. All right, here we go. Y'all could kick me off. Let's see.
Alright, I got one. I got one. What'd you get? The name is Kate. Oh no. Got my wife. Okay. Nothing I say can or will be used against me. Alright, alright. We had to take a brief cut because I said an inappropriate joke on accident. Alright, I got Kate, my own wife. Nothing I say or do can be used against me.
Ever. Ever. Ever, Cash. I like the other option better. What? Okay. What the? You guys don't know what's happening, but it was funny. Here we go. When you get hangry and act mean. When you get hangry and act mean. Have an attitude. Someone thinks you got an attitude when you get hangry, okay? Someone thinks you're a little moody. Someone does. Someone thinks you got a mood ring and it's red. I actually don't think so.
Well, no one else does. You don't think you get hangry? I don't know who wrote it. Gotcha. All right, Kate, draw. This is a fun game. Yeah, I like the bucket too. It's nice. Okay, I got Harper. Harp. I hate that you like me the least out of everyone. Wait, what? I wonder why she likes you the least because you hate her. Oh.
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Wow that wait hold on let's really sit on that one for a second. I don't like anybody the least Well, obviously you have to like someone the least I genuinely don't I don't think yeah, you have to know you have Kenzie My favorite is Kenzie and Kate combined then it's like y'all too and stuff. Okay, all right Kenzie I'm excited to hear what she says. All right. Wait kids. He's gonna get mad or Kenzie. Oh
Or no, me. I haven't been done. Cash. How do we not draw each other again? Or ourselves again? Okay.
Oh, wait, who did I get then? I have Kenzie? I hate that Cash thinks he is the main character on the podcast. Oh, man. Sounds accurate. Yeah. Okay, well, there's that. Okay, Mav. I mean, he literally changes his chair every episode. And now he's starting to be all quiet because to make people feel bad for him because he's the main character. I got, obviously, Kenzie. Let's see what somebody hates about Kenzie. Oh, no.
Like some people just like they literally weren't even trying to be mean a girl wrote this. Yes says you're driving hashtag scary What what seriously Kate or Harper that's what I think Dude what a lame and I know who did it because this idiot signed it, okay? They did they did their little signature we all know what it means okay, really I
Yeah, it was Kate. Really, Kate? To be fair, I actually thought that was like a really like good one. Oh, so she is dumb. Oh, God. Yo. Oh, no. Sorry, did that not hurt your feelings a little bit? No. I was really scared. She's like, I am terrified. That was your big, your big part.
And she signed it with her signature little smiley face. I don't know if y'all can see that. And anytime you add a hashtag at the end of it, it's not very mean. Hashtag scary. It was. I almost died like three times in the hardware. Hashtag scary.
Yeah, that was a bad day of driving for me. I'm not usually that scared. It's okay. I'm pretty bad too. Like, way to try to take him out so you don't make any injuries. You know why Kate thought that was bad? Because Kate told me, she's like, I'm so scared of Kinsey's driving, but, like, I don't want to tell her. What? I'm like, I don't think Kinsey cares that deeply about her driving. Oh, no. I just, I feel like she looked away and then you almost did something. No, I mean, listen, it's got to be better than driving with Harper. Dude, I'm a good driver. I just hit somebody.
You're grounded. Okay. Does this look pretty? Wait, have I driven bad outside of that day? Yeah. It's like a known fact. This is what you look like. Everyone says it. Even Alex is saying it. Yeah, no, that's not it. I get scared. Everyone in the room, I do not want, it goes, I don't want to be in the car with Harper. What?
Don't want to be in the car with Kinsey. Everyone else, I don't really care. Yeah, give me that real quick. I'm good at driving. Okay, well, fine by me because I like to sit in passenger seat. You won't give me the ribbon. Yeah, she's a passenger princess. All right, what do you want to do with the ribbon, Mav? Because you asked if you look pretty. This is what you look like. He said, does this look cool? He's like just waving the ribbon around. We got to keep going. Okay, all right. First, I got to get myself. Look, this is way prettier than what Mav did.
oh no it's not okay well i get to guess mine but no wait read yours again nobody said if she's right or wrong okay wait is she trying to guess who wrote the one about her yes yes oh okay you can say if you're right or wrong let me read you no no no this is harper's because now y'all know that kate didn't write y'all's because she said yeah so at the end we'll say if everyone is right kate read harper this is what someone said they said i hate that you like me the least out of everyone all right who do you think wrote that maverick
Wow. Okay, okay. I know you don't like me the least. Nav, you can't say nothing. Can't say nothing. Okay. Okay, now this is for Maverick. When you are trying to explain to me how I'm wrong and I don't... I just wanted to read the handwriting. That's what I was trying to do. When you are trying... What, Nav? I couldn't read it. When you are trying to explain to me how I'm wrong and don't give me more than two seconds to talk or defend myself at a time because you like to talk. Everyone knows who wrote that. Who? Who?
But Kate wrote You're Driving. Everyone knows who wrote that. Oh, wait. That is confusing. How is that confusing? Everyone knows who wrote that. My own wife? Oh, wait. Cash wrote it. No, I have. Well, here's the thing. Come on, man. Here's the thing. Come on. Here's the thing, man. You think that's out of all the things I hate about you, that would be the one? No. You interrupting me? No, but here's the thing. Kinsey has yours in her hand, and I had another one, and I think...
You can draw the one you wrote. Anybody know what he's talking about right now? He's trying to do the math and figure out who. There's no math in this game. It's just right or wrong answers. You just pick a person. All right, who do you think wrote it?
You. Okay, that's a stupid answer. Stop touching your mic, please. Is it not? It's got to be. Now you read your card. It's got to be you or Kinsey. Yeah, all right. I'll read mine. It's Kate's name. So somebody wrote this about Kate. When you get hangry and act mean. Maverick definitely wrote that. Okay, now Maverick, read yours. You really think that? Okay. I got you're driving. I wonder who wrote it. Oh, yeah, that was. Go ahead and guess. Wait, wait, what was mine?
Kenzie needs to read it so that you can get a future of him. I hate that Cash thinks he is the main character on the podcast. Harper. Because I am, duh. Oh my goodness. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I just realized something. Wait, it's either Harper or Mal. No, I just realized something. She wrote mine. You wrote mine.
That I interrupt you or something. Yeah, that's what you wrote. I wrote one that y'all never expect. Yeah, no, I know it's Harper's. I'm going with Harper. Don't go with Harper too. So you think I wrote the... I think you wrote that. You think I'm the main character. That's what you hate. Okay, who wrote that? Harper wrote mine. Okay, no, now we can go back over. All right, let's go mine. Mine says...
They hate that I'm the main character. I'm voting Harper. They think that you think you're the main character. I'm starting to think that Kinsey thinks it. You're not the main character. Harper, was it you? Nope. Who was it? Nobody can tell him. It was Kinsey. I know it was. What happens? You gotta tell me. That's the fun part. You don't get to know. Somebody tell me.
Tell me, Kinsey, was it you? Cash, you might narrow it down by the end of the game. Yeah. Just sit down, please. So, I'll go ahead and do Kinsey's now. If I don't figure this out by the end of the game, I'm going to be mad. You're driving. Who wrote that? Kate. Kate, okay. And do I tell her it was me? Yes. Yes, it was me. Okay, yeah, there we go. All right. Okay, I can do... I'll do...
No, we got Kate's. Oh, okay. When you get hangry and you act mean. Wait, I already said that. Yeah, now you say it again. Oh, I think Matt wrote that. No. Wow, you're wrong. You're lying. No, I'm not. I know who wrote all of yours. Me too. Let me guess after everything. Okay, somebody else who hasn't gone. For mine. What was yours? No, I did Maverick's. Maverick's said he thinks it's his own wife. But I haven't done mine. Yeah, no, wait, wait.
No, Mav said he thought it was Cash. No, Mav, Mav, who do you think? What was the question? When you were trying to explain to me how I'm wrong. Oh, yeah, they interrupt every two seconds. Cash. Me? I haven't done mine yet. Okay, no, it was not me.
who's kinsey all right uh yours kinsey really oh uh kate you had harper really you did that to everybody yeah you interrupt like your biggest flaws you don't let anyone finish a sentence wait it was you i've been framed on the podcast okay all right wait uh okay yeah kate read harper's uh harper this person said i hate that you like me the least out of everyone maverick was it you hate that you like me the least out of everyone uh no i didn't like i was like i wasn't thinking about it
Then who the heck was it? Okay, wait. Now I want to guess everybody's because I think I know everyone's. Wait, wait, wait. Have you guessed? Who wrote yours? Yeah, but mine was kind of stolen from me. Kate obviously wrote hers. Oh, I'm sorry. Okay, well, now no one guessed correctly besides... I really thought I nailed that too. What? No one guessed correctly besides Kate. Oh, I know exactly who wrote mine.
Is it because I did put your driving? Should I have been like, I hate that when you drive, you sometimes scare me because you're not a very good driver. No, Kate. Only you would be scared by someone's driving. It's because you drew the upside down smiley face. Well, she didn't know that. You said...
You signed it said hashtag scary who else is gonna put that That's actually crazy no one here guess anybody's correctly besides yeah, but I know who wrote mine now No, you don't you thought you knew it the first time and then you know look I know exactly who everyone's is okay? Okay, say it. No. Okay. You think you're cool. I figured it out. Okay. All right. Go ahead. Go ahead Don't tell cash who wrote his if you think you know what the why oh
No, tell me. Just go. Because it's funny watching them squirm. Well, as soon as I say everyone else, then... Yeah, yeah, just go. Yeah, that's true. Okay. Kate wrote mine. Yep. What did the one say about... Oh, Harper wrote Kate's. Yes. You get hangry. It's true. Everyone knows. What was said about Maverick? Interrupting everything she said. Oh, I wrote Maverick's. Yep, see? And what was it said about... Wait, no, you can't just admit to that. What did Harper say? No, we can't play this game. She's admitting. Yes, she's admitting. What did Harper say?
Mine said that you like me the least out of everyone. Oh, Cash said that about Harper. But he knows that I laugh at his jokes. Yeah, but he was trying to frame Kinsey. Everyone laughs at my jokes. What? I am a genius! What? I don't think that was all right. I don't think it was either. Who did I get wrong? Well, you didn't say who wrote Cash's. Well, you. Yeah. All right, well. Stop saying...
Dude! Everyone stop admitting things! Who wrote mine? I wanted you to know that I wrote it. I can't lie. Oh, you wrote mine? Yeah. I can't lie. I wrote it. I thought you were saying I wrote... What? You wrote mine? I didn't know what else to say, so I just did something that was nice. Okay, can you stop acting like these are just heinous crimes against you? You get hangry? I don't. Everyone knows that, okay? You are a girl that needs her fueled. I get hangry a lot, too. I don't think I do, though. You don't. And that's...
No, you're right, Kate. You don't. Yeah, you don't, Kate. You don't. Yeah, you don't. You don't, Kate. Let me see how you act up next time I take away your cheeseburger. You'll see for yourself firsthand. No, no, no. Actually, you just have to not pick up her Chipotle after you said you would. Oh, yeah. She literally roared rages. How do you think that works? If you don't pick up her Chipotle, she's like...
You're gonna pick up their Chipotle you should pick up their Chipotle I'm angry at the incompetence of some of you guys
As in you, Cash. Oh my gosh. Everybody forgets things times and then... If anything, you should be mad at me. He's done it like every single time I ask him to pick my food up. He forgets. Because I would say when you went on the keto diet, I feel like you got a little more sad. Because I was always hungry? No, because you were like, you couldn't eat. You were just angry 24-7. No, it's not that. It was annoying to try to eat on that, but...
Man, can we play a game but everybody go ten times harder? No. The girls went so weak. Well, the problem is when you, like, if I got you in a similar... I know, you get too specific, then they know. Yeah. That is the hard part. Because that wasn't my, like, first thought in my head. Oh, what was that? What? What was the first one? Oh, I had my own first thoughts about you, but I had to keep it... What?
What are y'all doing? Kenzie, what was your first thoughts? It's his closet and clothes organization skills. Or lack thereof. It's not skills. It's just his lack of respect for you. There we go. I should have wrote that on the card. He would have never guessed. What? When he hurts? I feel like I'm respectful. No, you don't respect Kenzie because you don't clean up after yourself. That actually is cute on you, Harper. You must be. Oh!
Thanks. That is cute. Dude, you look straight out of the Hunger Games. What the freak? I was wearing that hat this whole time and no one said a thing about me. Okay? Literally, y'all just sat there. I have this at home actually, so I might just wear it next podcast. Like if you were in the snow and you just took a cute little picture. I'm sorry. If you were like a snowboard, like on a ski resort, I'd push you over if I saw you wearing that hat. I'd push you. It's like when you're done snowboarding or skiing.
and you go out to dinner. I'm definitely trying to pickpocket that person. Yeah, that person got some money. I mean, seriously, I might wear it on the podcast. That's probably like $15. I might wear it on the podcast. You inspired by me? It just looks like a... It was like wish flowers.
Yeah, for some reason, oddly enough, like... Dandelions? Yeah, dandelions. It does look like he's a dandelion. She said a wish flower. I just call them wishy flowers. My favorite thing to do with the dandelions is hold it up to someone and tell them to blow it and make a wish. And then you shove it in their mouth. It's just... Yeah, well, because first they go... And so right when they suck it, it just... I've done that before. And I choked down a dandelion and I didn't get it back up. I don't want to talk about it. Wait, what? I don't want to talk about it.
Yeah, it was really harmful to my system. Yeah, dandy flowers are interesting, man. They just like fuzz. Can y'all believe I'm 16? What do y'all call them? We know. We literally celebrated your birthday last episode. Wait, what do you guys call it for short? Wishy flowers? No, a dandelion.
It's a dandelion. A dandelion, yeah. Dandelion. But what do you call for short? Dandelion. A sunflower. I call it... I don't shorten it. I just say dandelion. It's not dandelion. What's a dandelion? Huh? Wait, what? It's a dandelion. Dandelion, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a dandelion. A dandelion? A dandelion. No, not dandelion. If someone says the word again, I'm going to lose it. No. Okay.
What do y'all know the yellow flowers that are dandelions? What? Sunflowers. Oh, those are still dandelions. I know, but like... Wait, I'm sorry. There's a pre-dandelion? Yeah, they're yellow first. They're yellow first. The little yellow flowers everywhere? No, they're not. Yes, they are. I'm looking this up. Okay, you look it up. I've never seen a dandelion grow. Do they have dandelions like all over the U.S.? In the meantime... Dandelion premature. In the meantime, would you guys like to like... What? What?
What did you say? Did you say premature dandelion? What does that even mean? Wait, that looks like a sunflower? Yes, like a mini, mini, mini one. That is actually wild because I always thought those were just a different flower. That's nuts. I've seen those a lot. Bees like them.
They got pollinate and thank the Michael Banner. Why did it pull a bunch of babies? You said premature premature dandelion. Hey, we're not premature. These babies eat as much as Kate when she's all cash is looking at those photos. Would anybody like to glaze me? What is you? Yeah, what your hair just about anything. That's the problem. It looks like a hat on Harper on you. It looks like hair.
Yeah, because she had her little braid sticking out, so it was cute. I asked to be glazed. No. Yeah. Why won't y'all even be nice to me? Someone be nice to me. You do look kind of cute in the hat. Dude, I realized, speaking of glazed, I appreciate that. I got a funny TikTok video. Also, guys, guys, guys, guys, guess what? I'm 16 when I was 16. You're 16. I look cute in a hat. Everything's great today. Wait, what? I'm joking. I'm joking.
That's crazy. I'm joking. That was a crazy phrase. I'm joking. It's a prank. Harper, just because I let you wear my hat. Just because I wear your hat means you like me. I know that you like me, okay? No, no. She's never given this one up. Wow, is that why you hit me in the face? Yes, duh. That was a crazy line. Just because I'm her 16. What did you say? Well, when I turn 18, I can homewreck their situation. No! What the? Is that bad?
That's not funny, Harper. You shouldn't say that. Put that on the list of things you shouldn't say. Oh, that was... Knuckles, come on. Give me Knuckles. Yeah. What? I don't even know if we keep that in there. That was funny. That was funny. What does that mean? We gotta cut that, right? We have to cut that. No. No, that's funny, guys. Okay, and we're back. No. No, we're back. No. No cutting nothing. We have... Kate, say something. I do think that. Only because it makes Harper sound really bad. No, that's a joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's joking. But also...
It just makes it sound better. She's like, also low-key real. No, that's a joke.
Oh my gosh, we're the LL Podcast. You're allowed to joke around. Freeze, please. Freedom of speech. Hello. No, we cut it. No, it's in. It's literally in. We're already five minutes past it. Everyone's watching it right now. Freedom. Freedom. Yes. Our ancestors didn't go to war for this country for you to cut things for speech. What? What are you talking about? No more speech. No more speech.
What did he say? What did he say? I don't know. He said no more speech. Get up! Stop acting like buffoons! What did he say? He said an accent. None of the girls get it. Man, I wish I was a viewer right now so I could rewind the tape. No, you can't.
None of the girls understand it. I get it. No, you don't, Kate. Wait, Kate, tell me. It was literally like a Hitler joke. What? No. No. What? Why would I make a Hitler joke? That's not a Hitler joke. Then what?
You think Hitler wore this hat? We should see Hitler wear this hat. Yeah. When Hitler was just trying to take over the world, that was his outfit of choice. Yeah, he's in Italy in the summer like, yes. Wait, I thought it was freezing. Parts of it. He was a long war. Okay. I knew you didn't get the joke, Kate. Can you explain it? I didn't even hear what you said. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
Well, so are we cutting it or keeping it in? No, we're keeping all that in, don't you worry about that. No, we have to cut the one part. I don't know. We have to cut the one part, but... What one part? The homework part or the normal speech?
No, my part was funny. No, everything was hilarious. Stop it, guys. It's the Yellow Podcast. If you guys take anything serious on this channel, you need some help because ain't nothing here very serious. Matt, don't fiddle with me. That's my Bible pen, and if you break it, I don't have it. That was a funny line in the heartbreak. Caught me off guard the first time. I'm not going to lie. Well, I mean, part of me is joking, and then, like, you know. Yeah, that's fine. And part of you is real. I mean, I don't want to say that, but, like, Kinsey, you're not mad, right?
What's going on? It's not like funny to joke about though, Harper. No, I know but I'm just joking around. Yeah. I can't tell if there's some sass going around him. Don't do that. Don't do that. Sorry. Okay, but Harper actually, we might need to cut all that and it's not funny because people will play into that outside of this video. Are you kidding? Oh, no, I'm not kidding.
Wait, plan to what? Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Wait, plan to what? Like, if you're, like, promoting, like, homewrecker stuff, that's not good. You shouldn't do that. Oh, Kinsey, it's not homewrecking. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Well, she's making jokes about, like, making, like, getting with Madeline. Oh my gosh. Guys, shut up. It is literally jokes. Wait, hold on. Are you being serious? No, people are just going to take it wrong. That's all. I just think we need to be careful about the stuff we say because people will take it wrong. Take it wrong? Even if it's jokes. What do you mean? Even if it's jokes.
I just think Harper's like crazy. Oh my gosh, you're joking. You're trolling her, right? Yeah. Or maybe not. I don't know. Are you trolling her? Do you want her manhoods? I don't know. What? I wear skinny jeans. My name is Maverick. Of course it's a joke. But like, I'm just saying when I turn 18. But every joke has some truth to it. Yes. Yes. Every joke has a truth to it. That's why it's a joke. Oh.
What's happening? It's not funny anymore, though. Okay. Yeah, I'll stop making the jokes. But he's really cute. See, you can't do that. That's a compliment. Yeah, you married the right man. Thank you. Compliment again. For the next two years. Not really a compliment. This is awkward. I don't know how I'd feel if she was saying that about Cash. Try it.
Glaze me. Why does no one around here like me? Okay? Kinty, do you like me? I'm like flattered, but also like... Alex, do you like me? What's happening? I wish this couch was longer. No one wants to fight over me. I'm here if anybody ever wants to fight over me. Well, you got Gerald.
At least you got me right. Yep. Okay, see that's ridiculous. Anyways, you know, okay, let's like do your like cutscene so we can come back No, we're not doing no cutscene. We're keeping all this in. No, we can't we just like argued. Okay, guys, I'm telling you like when I'm not actually gonna like date him obviously cuz y'all are married and he's like And you respect that. I respect that of course. Why are you laughing when I respect that of course.
It's kind of like, I don't know. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's kind of evil. I saw that in your mouth. No, you didn't. Give it to me. You saw nothing. Give it to me. I don't know. Give that one to me. And sleep. Right now. Okay. Wow, this episode's so funny. That was legit. That was a really good game. This might be one of my favorite episodes ever. This is a great conversation.
I don't. Kate, why is she joking? Why are you guys whispering? I am. Hey, we're all on a podcast together. Why are you saying that like I'm not right here? See, the way he sings is just so cute. Well, Harper, if you're not joking. He asked me glaze and part of the joke is that you're not joking. That's what a joke is.
I feel like you copied that from me, but that's okay. Wait, wait. This is getting out of hand. If you're not... What's happening? He's only like 30, so it's fine. 30? No, no, Harper, I'm saying if you are joking, you should stop because I think she doesn't know that you're joking. Oh my gosh, no. Kinsey, you're not actually getting mad. Well, it was a joke, but is it actually a joke? Maverick, shh, shh. I feel like an idiot. It's over my head. It's a joke, kind of. Everything's over your head.
Do you see what I'm hearing? Yeah. We're hearing what I'm hearing. Okay, yeah, but I'm also 16 years old, and it's, like, it's, like, not that serious. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Because he's, like, literally, like, 21. Well, that's what I thought, but then you followed up with, but, yeah, it's, like, a joke, but, like, it's not, yeah. I mean, we're, like, two years apart. We're, like, two years apart, so, like. I don't feel safe here. He's 24. Yeah, but, like, same thing. What's happening? I can't say anything.
Yeah. I can't really say anything. Why can't you? Because she's a minor and you're my wife and I'm confused. I don't know what to say. I love you. I know that. What about me? You. What? She said who? You, babe. He's saying that to me. She's freaking me out.
It's going to hurt. No. Oh my gosh. Can you stop? I'm flattered. Listen, I'm flattered. Kinsey's flattered. Yeah. I'm semi-flattered. Oh, well. Yet you married the right man. Okay, thank you. For the days that you haven't. See, following up everything. Wait, are y'all messing with? Wait, messing with what? This is not real life. And I'm taking him out. This is real life, baby. I am a hot commodity. Take the hat off, please. Yeah, well.
Yeah, well, I know we're glazing him while he's wearing that. Yeah, yeah. Well, he has to be glazed. Yeah, he has to be glazed. Okay, listen, you guys can't take it that seriously. She's joking. She's 16. But I also get what you're saying where it's like, hey, don't joke about my husband like that. Yes. But also it's 16 and I'm kind of with her. It's pretty funny. Would you be offended if a 16-year-old boy was saying stuff like that about you? She's joking. She's 100% joking. Well, that's different. Okay, fine. I'll tell you the truth. I'm not joking.
Am I crazy? Oh, Mackenzie, just because you married him doesn't mean, like, you have to have him all to yourself. Do you know what marriage is? Yes, I do. It's half and half. We can split half and half. I'll take him, and you can clean his clothes. I'll take him, you'll clean his clothes. No. Why? First off, I am not property. Okay.
Second. You look like a Monopoly piece right now. No. Listen. Second, Kinsey, she's joking. She's trying to get you riled up. I know, I joke too. Didn't y'all hear me? I said, I'll take him and you clean his clothes. Yeah, I know, but that's not funny because... Yeah, that joke wasn't very funny, Kinsey. Kinsey, this is a serious podcast. What? Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm joking, guys. Okay. Yeah, I'm just joking. Just jokes. Harper's just trying to cope with getting over her ex.
Who's my ex? I don't even know. Dang, you don't even remember? I see what you're doing. I see what you're doing. Who's Harper's ex? I'm trying to flirt with him. Who's Harper's ex? I'm trying to flirt with Matt. I mean, I'm not trying to flirt with Matt, Rick. It's a joke. I would not. Okay. Would you care if Harper's joking about me like that? No. Because it's jokes. Okay? But... She seems to be kind of serious. Why are you trying to come for me like I'm crazy, Cash? Oh, no, I'm not coming for you at all. I'm just saying that...
It's a little girl. No, she's 16. I know right from wrong, but also I know right. She's saying that Kinsey's got two more years left with her husband before she snatches him. Oh, my gosh. As a joke, what do you think she's going to do? By the time Harper's 18, y'all know I'd be like 30. Exactly. But I do also get what you're saying. With kids? Exactly. But I also get what Kinsey's saying. If some 16-year-old boy walked in here and was like, dang, Kate.
Unfortunately, he would have to get punched. Would you actually? Even though he's in my... Above the age of 13, yeah, you can't really say much. So you aged out. You're aged out. No, no. If a 16-year-old boy walked up to Kate and was like, like, Kate, you're so cute. You'd be like, smacked. No, you wouldn't smack him. You'd be like, yes, yes.
Are you kidding me? I'd smack him down. No, you wouldn't. I would be so mad. I know you wouldn't. Because at the basketball court, they'd be saying stuff about Kate. What? No. And I'd dunk on him. Dunk on him. Wait, they say things like that?
Kate and all you do is just play your little ball game? Yeah. No, that is not true. This is not true. I caused problems. Okay. The one time it happened when Matt was talking about would you like to tell them how old the kids were, Matt? Chase! Are you here? Yeah, thank you, Alex. They were about 10 years old. Oh, okay. What do you do to a 10-year-old saying anything? What were they saying? And it's like, I'm gonna steal your girl! I'm gonna steal your girl! So when they're 10, it's like
I thought you meant there was like 16, 17-year-olds saying it. I'll be honest. There was one time, Cash and I. They were saying way worse stuff. Yeah, but they're 10. It's like, what do you say to a 10-year-old? So Chase, though, who is literally 30. I was like, Chase, just let it go. He's like 10 years old. He's like six and a half feet tall, and he's like, I'm going to kill him. He was trying to protect Kate's arm. No, I was like Chase. Thank you, Chase. No, not thank you, Chase, because then they just talk more. You know what I'm saying? It's like if you give them attention, they're like, oh, we're getting to him. Look at this.
What do you mean trying to defend his name they talked more when he does that no, but there was one time like you better watch your mouth and they're like What are you gonna do to us?
There was one time Cash and I were dropping our jet skis in the water and there was like some 17-year-old guy saying some yucky things because 17-year-old boys are yucky. But they were saying mean things and Cash was like, come over here. And then all his friends were like, oh, you're going to get whipped by Cash Bake. And they were like, what?
pull out your phones. And Cash is like, dang it. Yeah, and then Cash, you know, couldn't hit the kid anymore. Wait, were you going to? But I made him apologize and he apologized. Yeah. Apologize now. Because all of his friends were like, oh, you're on your own on this one. Because he was saying like crazy things.
What did he say? Just yelling them across the park? Well, he was yelling them across the lake, and I didn't really know how old they were. You never want to talk to a dude's girl. Well, no, you just never want to talk to a dude's girl. We had a friend that talked to a dude's girl, and he ended up getting spoiled milk poured all over his face. And thrown in the pool naked. Actually? Yeah. You never know what's going to happen. That dude beat him up, but he humiliated him.
When they were talking trash, they were on, like, the dock on the other side of the lake, so I didn't know how old these kids were. And I was like, okay, come over here. And I was like, frick, am I about to get my buppy right now? There was, like, six of them. And then they got over there, and they were, like, 15, 16, 17. And I was like, oh, bet. And then, yeah, then that was it. Yeah, well, that's how— And they pulled their phones out. No, you weren't actually going to hit them. That's kind of how I felt when—
It depends on what age. If he said he's 18, free game. No, I would have been like, you want to go for a ride on the jet ski? And then I would have thrown him off in the middle of the lake and left him. That's like worse than hitting him. No, he doesn't like that. He just dies. He can swim back. I'd actually, I'd be in front of him, dogging him the whole way. I'd be going around him on the jet ski. Hey man, you're so stupid. Look at you now. Yeah.
In the water. That would be funny. There are crocodiles in that. I know. That's what I was about to say. Yeah. I'd be like, throwing out alligator food. I'm like, they're coming. No, but yeah. Or go ahead. Oh, you can go. Oh, I was going to say, the one time I actually was this close. I mean, I was committed to fighting these two kids. And they were like, kids. No, no. I thought they were my age. And then they're like, we're 17. 17.
You can't hit me. And I was like, oh my freaking goodness. Because we were playing basketball and they kept shoving me. And then I shoved him to the ground. And then he stood up and he was yelling at me in my face. And I was like, come on, swing on me, please. Please swing on me. And he's like, I'm 17. You can't hit me. And I just kept shoving him to the ground in basketball. Good. I hate kids. He'd go up and I'd just be like...
Yeah. Yeah, well, that's how I felt when, like, four of my best friends got my ex. So we've all been in the same boat. Oh, man. Four? Well, now? All best friends? I don't think any of them were your friends. No, all of them were my best friends at one point. Well, at least one of your best friends didn't try to, like, take your husband, you know?
facts that you don't think i would defend your auditor from a 10 year old is crazy by the way that's how i felt when you also like came onto the podcast you kind of like stole our relationship you didn't have he what oh like 14 when when we started exactly you were 14 i had like four years left harper oh man if i had to wait another four years man i would have been dead in my grave what i mean okay yeah but you just like stole the spot man
Well, no, I'm in this spot. No, no, you stole my spot, what I was going to take. You never had a spot. No, you stole what I was going to have. I can't do jokes. I have too much blonde hair and the thoughts are spinning. I can't do it. No, I swear. I swear I'm joking. Okay.
It's the momentary silence afterwards it's really messing with me y'all gonna give me anxiety what a joke is Make yourself feel better. Just get a nice yell out and be like shut up. Come on do it No, come on you okay? Okay? Just yell her name. You know you'll feel better. Yeah Come on you got it
No, come on. It'll be a joke. We'll all laugh. Just be like, Kenzie! Harper! Why would you say that? Do you feel better? Is that good? You feel better now? No, I feel like I should say something else. Oh, she wants to keep going. She liked how that felt. You know those rage rooms where you can just go and take a bat and you just... I mean, we're practically in one right now. I would quite literally put you in an ice cube and start smashing... Oh my God!
It's a joke, I promise. Harper, you gotta be careful with your jokes. The bleach is getting to her head. No, you don't. That's why they're jokes. You say what you want. Because jokes aren't meant to literally hurt somebody. She's not hurt. Oh my gosh, she's not. She's not hurt. Do you think she was actually gonna put her in an ice cube? No, I think I can take a joke. Kate's like, you can't put someone in an ice cube as a joke. That's not funny. I saw that in Frozen. It was not good.
They died in the end. You ever heard of the Ice Age? You can't make jokes real, Harper. I was just trying to thank Kinsey. Kinsey's fine. Harper's fine. Everyone's happy. I would like to go back to this day. Because when those 10-year-olds were talking crap, Kate told me that day. She's like, you didn't defend my name. So, Kate, I would like to ask you. What would you like me to tell 10-year-olds? She'll freak out. That's my girl. I mean, you probably could hit them.
No. But you could have like popped their ball or something. What? Seriously. Just take their basketball. You know, TikTok video just gets leaked of me walking over to a 10-year-old and just, here you go, kid. No, I don't care. There's nothing you can say to a 10-year-old. They won't remember it tomorrow. Sometimes kids need their ballparks. Honestly, think about when you were 10 years old. Would that have worked on you if you're like at the ballpark and you're like, oh, your wife
your wife is so bad. And then the guy, the grown man walks over and slashes your basketball in the night. No, no, because here's the thing. When I was a 10-year-old, 10-year-olds had respect. And now these 10-year-olds run around with no respect and they have their little electric scooters. They think they're out here and like, they would just pop the ball and they literally video it. And then it's just like, oh great, now I'm on TikTok and I popped a 10-year-old's ball. You gotta invest in a good blow dart and just like, just drive away.
Well, they don't have their cameras out. Yeah. Yeah, if you're 10 years old, maybe. Watch out for blow darts. Watch out. Yeah, you gotta be a little bit more respectful or you're getting hit with a blow dart. But yeah, no, I mean, it's just a joke, but. Okay, good. Just joking. You know what's crazy? Just joking.
Is it? Mm-hmm. My hat's not a joke. It's a big joke. Yeah. He literally looks like you have like... He looks like his name is Joke. The Lorax? You know the Lorax? They all have fuzzy hair. I'm not gonna lie. If I was like going into a UFC fight, I think I'd wear this as I walk in. To distract him. He thinks he looks good, but he doesn't. What? No, I'm being serious. I don't think you want to mess with a dude that's wearing one of these.
If a dude's wearing one of these, that means they're from Russia. And they're going to mess you up. They're probably with the mob. I just can't believe I'm not going to be able to drive home today. That makes me want to cry. Yeah, what are you going to walk? You'll be okay, I think. Be alright. I'm sure it'll be okay. It'll just last a day. Honestly, it'll fly by. Stop it. Matt's getting ready to pop someone's ball. Hold your hand. No. What the? What the?
Mav, I would stab her. No. You can't stab me, I'm a minor. What? See, that's the attitude they all have at the court. They're just like, can't touch me, I'm a minor. All of a sudden, when they turn 18, they got nothing to say. Excuse me, can I hold your hand? No. Just as like a joke for the rest of the episode. Wow, Kinsey, can you believe you did that? Ow, my god, my god, my hand! That was crazy, Kinsey.
I'm fine. It's fine. Are you sure? I'm fine. Cash, are you just trying to start stuff because you're upset? You're making her jokes seem not like jokes. Who knows if they are? I think she's joking. All jokes come from the heart. Everyone knows it's a joke. What the? Yeah. What are you doing? Are you threatening him with a dinosaur head? See, what did I say? Once they turn 18, they got it. He's literally a minor. I'm literally a wife. You can't touch me. Yeah, now it's the girl card. Can't hit a girl. Well...
Okay. Seriously. I felt symmetry, honestly. Symmetry? Oh my gosh. People are going to make edits to him holding that red hair girl's hand from the Dallas Cowboys. And I said, I'm feeling the symmetry. You held hands with a red haired Dallas... Yes. What did you say? She looked exactly like me. What? What's going on? First off, I was blindfolded. Okay. Yes, but she looked exactly like me. And you try to get her number and she declined. Did you actually? What? What?
What's going on? Okay, first off, we're married. Don't forget we're married. Okay? Obviously. Yeah, I saw it. I had a life before you, Kinsey. Okay, that's so- Yeah, yeah, I saw you. And I was in it before you, so. There was a Dallas Cowgirl cheerleader that may have wanted me. You saw me what? I saw you on Instagram.
You went to prom with someone else. What? Prom? Oh my gosh. That was like literally how many years ago? My prom was eight years ago. Oh gosh, don't say it out loud. Kinsey was prom queen. You were? What? Yeah. Oh, you were prom queen with someone else. Oh my gosh. Wow. So you're mad at me for a situation. Wait, Cash. You scrolled that far down on my Instagram? I did. I was like, I want to see what Kinsey was up to. And I was right. She was into sticks. Well, yeah.
Homemade dress type beat yeah, my dress is beautiful it was to be actually to be honest I didn't know you really had an Instagram until you started dating map And then I was like your Instagram went way farther than I thought you're pretty old. I'm kidding. I'm kidding Yeah, she might be I will hit you Kinsey Kinsey. Why don't why don't you say a joke? I have been saying jokes this whole time Can't get jokes you didn't get him what what what oh?
What's happening? Do a joke to me. Do a joke to me. See? So we're equal. This episode's so awkward. No, do it. For no reason. I'll tell you why it's awkward. It's because Harper started making comments that she's saying our jokes. Oh, so we're blaming it all on me now. No, no, no.
I'm a minor. I'm a minor. I'm blaming Cash. I'm just saying that you were saying stuff that could be taken as not a joke. Yes, but this is the LOL podcast. Okay, all right. If you're saying something... LOL kind of means... Okay, yeah, let's see something here. But... No, no, no, no, no. No. Kate didn't like it when those 10-year-olds said stuff and I didn't say anything back. Harper, say some stuff. Say some stuff to Kate. What do you mean? Say some stuff. Let's see if she hits you or anything. Okay. Oh, about Cash? Yeah, let's see what she does. About Cash? Yeah, come on. Oh.
Let's see what Kate does to defend my honor. This is not gonna be good. Cash is so cute. Thanks, please. He smells sometimes good. Okay, can we stop it with the smell? I've heard most of the people around here have told me I've smelled bad. And you know what? I always hear... Oh my gosh, I see. Yeah, yeah. Isn't it? I always hear it through the grapevine. No one will tell it to me through my face. Who told you? Wait, wait.
I thought we weren't telling him these things. Yeah, I keep hearing it. And I was like, I said, oh, guess what I heard? And he goes, yeah, yeah, you smell bad. Yeah, I already heard it. I was like, what?
Yeah, everybody knows. Wait, tell Harper this story, Kate. Also, by the way, you didn't defend my name, so just putting that out there. Oh, my gosh. The other day, we were in the car with Ashley, and she says to me, which is one of our friends, she goes, Kate, do you make Cash shower every night before bed? It was so random. It was just out of nowhere. I was like, yeah, like, of course. And she was like, okay, that's good, because he's really smelly. I was like, what the? Well, it's true. It's true.
Uh-oh. I'm not going to lie. We got to go find him. Cash, Cash, we had an intern here for like a couple days. Can you stop touching your mic? You literally moved it and moved it back and moved it and moved it back. Please. We had an intern here for a couple days that we were potentially going to hire on.
And she moved back to Austin. Did she call him smelly? Yes. No. She said, I can't work with him. But unfortunately, Cash is too smelly. Yes. What? We weren't going to take her anyways. I think she was just trying to strike where it hurts, but that's all. Like, after the live show, and he's definitely sweaty, I like the meet and greet. You can see.
You can buy the tickets, you'll smell him, and he's so gross. Yeah, you can tell when you're getting to the front of the line just by smelling him. Yeah, buy tickets if you want to smell me. No, I'm not even joking, guys. When y'all get to the meet and greet, if you stand next to Cash taking the picture, you will smell him. I can't wait to hear all the girls come up, or boys too, and just be like...
oh yeah you're right what the they weren't joking if you guys meet us on tour and you think i actually smell tell me please face to face i don't want to hear the grapevine it's okay also the tickets aren't on sale yet but we are going on tour this year 2025 so stay tuned subscribe where we're
No, but everywhere ever we're going to like we're going to like a lot of cities literally everywhere I think like 29 cities and like yeah, we're going everywhere bro. I think like four countries out of the seven continents All the seven countries. No, we're not going to that but four countries 29 cities We're planning the tour right now. It's gonna be out hopefully in like a month So stay subscribed if you guys want to meet us on our very first world tour. It's coming up very soon very soon
Bye. Wait, are we over? Oh, yeah, we can be over. Well, Harper, were you joking? Can you just tell us? Were you joking or were you being serious? We need to know that. I swear I was joking. I promise. I would never say that to your face. See, there we go. No, no, no. Okay, goodbye.