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Understand the game. You think Jordan matters to you? He's madly attractive. Okay, I mean you really sold it for me now, okay. A monkey pooped on me right on my hand. That's disgusting. Harper, you want to hear our Airbnb fight? We're sitting at Norm's diner. Just in a booth, trying to relax, you know, have a nice rainy day in LA. Kate's like, I'm not sending this message. And Cash looks over at us and says, stop being a brat and send the message.

Guys, I think there's a chip in my throat. I'm not kidding. A chip? Oh, that happens to me sometimes. Would you like me to perform the Heimlich? No. Okay. Can you please? How about CPR? No. Sometimes it breaks a rib. No, I think there's enough chemicals in that prime. If you just drink it, it'll dissolve it. Oh, perfect. You think you can break my rib? You know CPR does break your rib if you do it correctly? It sure does. You're supposed to try to break their rib. What? That's how hard you gotta do it. I'm imagining gases on the ground.

Imagine you getting CPR so hard that your rib breaks. What happened? It sounds so loud. What? It sounds so loud on the headphones. Are we good? We got a new soundboard. Yeah, new soundboard. Who this? Hopefully our microphones sound good. It's us. You know, our old podcast is kind of low quality, so we got a new soundboard to make it slightly less loud. I actually used this soundboard several times. Y'all remember the other day when... All right, what are you saying, Kenzie? Well, it's just...

It's completely random. But remember the other day how I was saying how Maverick gets me clothes sometimes and it's so sweet? And y'all are like, oh yeah, you have to tell him that he gets you ugly clothes. Do you remember that conversation in the car? Yeah. A long time ago? These are some pants that he got me and they're cute. Anyway, sorry, that was random. Well, how have y'all been? I haven't seen y'all in a while. We haven't seen each other in like a week.

Hey, I wanted to do this. Would this not? Maybe this is a horrible idea. But all of us. Every time Matt says this. I wanted us all to do an episode today rating our croquette outfits or whatever. Croquette. How do you say it? Thank you. Croquette. Croquette. No, it's coquette. And what the heck is that? But coquette is literally just like an aesthetic. It's not a real thing. Yeah. And we were all going to dress in the aesthetic.

Wait, coquette? Are we sure we're saying it right? Yeah, coquette. It's like bows and peels. It's like flats and bows and flats. What is flats? Lace. Lace? What? Are you trying to dress me in? Yeah, that's why I'm trying to make you a coquette boy. Cute and dainty. I'm not wearing lace. Yeah. Next episode, Cash will be doing coquette. No. Why does that remind me of, what's the, you know like when all the girls line up and they do like the kicks?

What's that called? Dallas Cowboys cheerleader? No. Marquette's? Marquette's. Is that what it's called? Yeah, it sounds like that. Or like Rosette's. DCC. Huh? Guys, there is quite literally a chip stuck in my throat. I hope it gets out soon. Kate, do you know what DC means, Kate? Dallas Cowboys. No, like, oh, I DC'd. I what? I dice rolled. Wait, I'm sorry. Yeah. I DC'd. Like if I was to say, oh, sorry, sorry, I DC'd.

I don't know. I think I can figure it out. Do any of you girls do? I don't care. I think they're DCing right now. Oh, deceiving. No. If I was talking to Madeline, like, oh, sorry. Digital crash out. Sorry about last night. I DC. That is a good guess. She said digital crash out. It's like, um, what's that other word y'all use when your thing glitches? Cooked. Yes, probably that too. I'm so cooked. That other word.

use what okay what does it mean lag you don't no no no there's a drift no there's another one there's another word it's like lagging y'all just started y'all sound lag spike oh input lag this is what happens when girls try to act like they know how to game it's one word it's one word y'all talk about it when y'all play smash girls trying guys gaming lingo right now wait wait what does dc mean if it's not digital crash out

Well, I mean, I guess I don't really know. Wait, DC. It's like not Marvel. DC. No, no, no. I know it. Oh, yeah, you know. I'm not asking what DC stands for. I'm asking just what does it mean? What does the phrase mean? I don't know. Crashed out.

No. If I say I DC'd, what happened to me? You died. You died? Sometimes. You died? Sometimes I'll come back. No, I have no clue. Just tell us. Disconnected. It just means you disconnected. Yeah. Why? That is just so stupid. Why don't you say I disconnected? Yeah, why would you not just say, oh no, I DC'd. Oh no, I disconnected. You were over there DCC'd.

Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. I mean, digital crash out was kind of a good guess. Honestly, that's probably what it should stand for. Emote! That's what y'all say. Emote? That's the word I was thinking of. You don't know what emote means? Like lagging, right? Yes. Yes. Anytime you lag in a game, kids will just be like, I'm emoting. I'm emoting. I even know what that is and I don't even know. What is emoting? It's like Harper's Showman emote. Like where you like

It's like a victory dance. They just start dancing? Yeah. It's like a victory dance. Emo's like you're dancing on them because they're so bad. Well, then how come you always use that as an excuse when you're battling people? You're like, I'm emoting. Oh, because in the games we play, sometimes we accidentally emo and then we get killed while we're dancing. Ah, okay.

It's a crucial moment. You're supposed to be killing the other person, and then you're just like... It's like, no, I'm dead now. Well, I don't play very many games, but I do play Gang of Beasts. I do too. It's very fun. Where do you guys TV go? Every time I play, I get the crap controller, and yeah. Every time we play video games, Kate has stick drift. Every time. I don't know why. It's always me. And her character just always runs right off the edge. Just...

Fall guys, she just falls straight off. Well true guys Pretty good. Can you tell us what you're gonna tell us downstairs? Remember something happened in Costa Rica. Oh, yeah a monkey ate up my head. What? Okay Wait was that wait, that's cool. Oh, I got one way better than that. Oh, yeah, you want to know you saw a monkey pooped on me. Oh

Right on my hand. Okay, well, you know what's even cooler? No, no, no, you don't understand. No, you don't understand. We're looking at monkeys, and Cash is filming like this, and the monkey's above him in a tree. I have it on video. It just poops. I'm like, selfie mode. I'm like, there's so many lemurs around.

And it just, a fat, I mean. Did he not post it? I didn't know a little lemur. We were so sad that we weren't there. I didn't know a little lemur. We had to see it from the video. It was crazy. Yeah. Wait, did he not post it? No, well, the thing is, I'm videoing it like selfie mode like this, and it lands on this hand. So you don't see it, but you see me be like this. There's so many le- Watch. I literally thought Maverick threw mud at me. And then, and then I, it was so- He started screaming. It was so warm on my hand, I was like, ah!

And then everyone was like thought I was trolling them by putting dirt on me. And everyone's just looking at me. I'm like seriously give me a down. We're filming a video so we think he just put like mud on his arm or something. He's joking. So we're just laughing at him. He's like no please. It was actually in one of our future YouTube videos coming up on the Cash From Maverick channel called Touring YouTubers Houses. Wait who had a lemur? Kai and Ty. Their house.

That's why we didn't go. Kai and Ty's house has lemurs. They had a zebra. Okay, but actually, where were y'all? We were at Kai and Ty's house. So for real, look, I'll show you. Kids and I left when we pulled up. We were like, we're not going into Kai and Ty's house. They showed us the video afterwards and it's like, whenever I was thinking of monkey poop when he said that, you know like rabbit poops like little pellets? Yeah. That's what I was thinking. But they showed us the video and it literally is like brown

mud all over it. It's disgusting. Wait, did you show the video? Like that monkey had the runs. I think he did. I think he did. If not, I'm pretty sure they got it on like our actual camera. So you guys can watch the video and see lemur poop. Yeah, so go subscribe to the Cash From Harvard YouTube channel if you want to see a monkey poop on me touring YouTubers' houses. I don't know if the video's out yet, but it'll be out soon. What kind of monkey was eating off of that? Oh, wait, hold on. We got to show the video here. A howler monkey?

A howler? Yes. Howler? Howler. Howler. Howler. Like, it makes... If you hear... No. It's like, if you hear, like, if you feel like the end of the world's coming, that's just the sound of a howler monkey. Oh, like the trumpet. That's scary. Okay, and you can kind of hear, you can hear of it hitting my hand. You just hear. Literally, that's all you hear. Watch. Ready? Watch. Wait!

That's disgusting. She's snorting. It was so... And you know what was crazy? I was holding the phone right here, and I didn't have a hat on. It almost just went... Oh, that would have been so much funnier. I'm not kidding. If it would have landed on my head and my face, I would have started throwing up. I would have been like...

It happened to cash I was inches away from a landing on my face. Would you have gone the rest of the tour with it in your hair? I'm not even kidding. I would have jumped into that little lemur pond and like try to wash myself Don't ask me but they have their own little island and you you put a drawbridge down and they try to like fight you on the drawbridge Where were y'all actually? Look, I also got chased by an angry cow. Look, I

See the cow? Yes. Watch, he gets very angry. Wait, hold on. Stand by. This was an adventure, let me tell you. Here it is, look. Honestly, this entire YouTube video was. Oh, wait. I forgot all that happened. I know, look. It's like such a funny video. We got chased by this cow.

That's not Chase. Oh, you got chased by the cow. Oh my God. He got chased by the cow. What? She thought you got chased by a cow. What? Like, chased by a cow. You put him by... That would be funny too. We should have a whole video about Chase being an animal. Oh, you thought I had chased... By the cow. By the cow. Why would I show you a video of Chase by a cow? What?

Check out this. I got chased by a cow. Wait, we should do a video where we introduce Chase to animals. I had to show her a picture of Chase next to a cow. She's like, wow. That's cool. That's why I seem so interested. How did y'all do that? This whole YouTube video was so funny. So when it comes out, you guys definitely have to watch it. Guys, I wish I spun my whole spring break with y'all. No, you went to a co-host.

Costa Rica. I know, but doing that would be so much more fun. Low key. No, you're only saying that because you weren't with us. But if all your friends went to Costa Rica and you stayed here and you were filming, that's actually a condition you have. It's called FOMO. Yeah. Yeah. No, if you would have stayed with us and done work, you would have been really sad that all your friends were in Costa Rica. Yeah. But like if all my friends were at home and then I went to L.A. for six days with y'all, then I would have had fun. No, but then there. But guess what? Your friends, while you're gone in L.A. are throwing a party and everyone's at this party.

And now you're in LA while everyone's at a party. The grass is always greener on the other side. I don't know. Look, and then this lemur jumped on Kai. Is that a lemur? Watch, it jumps on Kai. Why were lemurs around? Oh my gosh. Wait, what?

Oh my gosh, so they're monkeys? They're lemurs. You've never seen a lemur? Never in real life. Really? Lemurs are like one of the coolest monkeys of all time. Wait, wait, wait. Are they in Texas? King Julian? Yeah. You still think they're cool even after all that, Cash? Hey, we're planning on doing a video. I don't know about that. Actually, I don't know if I can say that. No, no, no, say it. He'll tell you after. Yeah, we've never... No, don't say that video because that one's not even got shot yet. Will I be in it? Yeah.

If you want to be. It's up to you. All we can say is we're going to be facing very dangerous animals. Yeah. The most dangerous animals on the planet. On the Cash and Maverick channel. Go subscribe. Cash and Maverick YouTube channel. Soft plug. Trying to get to 10 million subs. I want to do that. Yeah. So we're going to be doing like all different kinds of. For Cash and Maverick? Mm-hmm. Dude, y'all have such good ideas. Oh, well, thank you. No one's done that one. What? No one's done that. Yeah. Okay. So it'll be like. Okay. We'll be the first people to do it. Okay.

What do you mean? Are you going to try to do it before us? No, no, no. She's like, yeah. She puts it out before us. We're like, what the? She plans the whole video. So how was your spring break? We didn't have spring break, Harper. Y'all seemed like it. We worked the whole time. Okay, yes. That's not spring break. But we did get a hot tub.

We got in a hot tub. We didn't get in a hot tub. No, Kinsey, you aren't aware of this yet. You weren't in the... I don't know if Matt filled you in on the dots. Did they really buy a hot tub? See, I don't really know what's happening. Let me just tell you. We rented an Airbnb. It was an extra $100 or $200 for the one with the hot tub. We were like, oh, we got to get the Airbnb with the hot tub. You have to. We got the Airbnb with the hot tub. In the meantime, we're sitting in it. We were like, why don't we just buy a hot tub?

Duh! And so now a hot tub is on its way. A hot, yeah, it's been ordered. Where are you gonna, I'm gonna laugh so hard when Stella gets in the hot tub. She's literally not gonna get in the hot tub. It's gonna be too hot. Harper, you wanna hear our Airbnb fight? Yes. Fight? No, I was telling her before about our Airbnb fiasco. Who was in the fight? Wait, I don't even know this story, so I'm bustling it. She fought with the Airbnb person. Actually, there were two fights. There were two fights. Oh, okay.

Oh, you mean to fight that? Oh, there was two fights. One fight caused another fight. Yeah. Yeah. This Airbnb lady had some attitude. No, let me tell you, and I'm going to name drop. No, I'm just kidding. I won't name drop. If I went with y'all, who would I sleep with? No one. We're not sleeping with anyone. You would have had your own bed. No. You would have had your own bed. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. I like, Pape came and he had his own room. Right.

Well, you're not sleeping with my wife. I know. I was like thinking a little girl sleepover. Yeah. Well, I think you just kick the boys to the other. Yeah. So we go to, we're in LA and we book an Airbnb for like the time we're supposed to be there. And then we decided to extend our trip. So we had to find a new Airbnb. So the next morning we're like trying to find Airbnbs and Cash found one that he really wanted to book because it had a hot tub. And so I request to book it. And the lady messages me and she says, Heather,

Oh, that's name dropping. That's crazy. Name dropping. I said, I think Jesus would have a conversation with Heather. Actually, Jesus wrote a book and he name dropped every person in there. No, I said, hey. He was like, and then this guy betrayed this guy. I said, hey. Then he killed him five times.

Oh my gosh. Five times. We're in town for work. Uh, blah, blah, blah. I would love to come say, she said, I see you're a new user without reviews. Um, we screen all our guests. Can you give me the following information? Names and ages. Does anyone smoke or vape? Can you read through the house rules? And I put it all of our names and all of our ages.

And if anybody smokes or vapes. And then I said, nobody smokes or vapes. And we agree to the house rules. And then she said, I'm sorry, we have a minimum age requirement. LA has lots of great listings. The youngest person in there was Kate, who was 20. And I'm 20. We had ages from 20 to 30. And I said, I told her we were here on work. And I said, and then I'm like, okay, fine, whatever. I was ready to find a new place. Like, I didn't care. But not me. Did you give her her?

give her our last name. Cash was not ready to quit. So I do a little bit of research and go to the Airbnb rules. Oh, she might have looked up our names. No, no, no. I don't think she did. Well, she did look up our names. No, later. Yes, I know. So after I did my research. Yeah. I think that couch should stop talking for a second. That couch is kind of chaotic. I'll take over. Wait, Kate has the receipts. I have the messages. Yeah, but I

I did some research. Let Kate talk. Josh did research. I did research. Thank you, her. I did some research and I found out. Stop typing your fingers, please. No, I can't because I did some research. Oh, my gosh. And listen, I found out that on Airbnb, you are not allowed to discriminate against anyone or anything. So age discrimination is illegal.

And that was age discrimination. And she just discriminated against my age. So I was going to type her a nice little message back that said, unfortunately, that is age discrimination, which is illegal on Airbnb. So if you don't let me stay at your house, I will report you to the authorities. No.

Now let's just like argue with the lady and we don't want to stay at her place anyways. I was discriminated against. Of course. You were not discriminated against anything. People like you are why things don't happen. When you see things happening, you got to take action. I just, I don't care. I didn't care to stay at Heather's house. You can't let people bully you and run over you. Wait, we're not even in the best part. Okay, listen, remember. So then Cash is getting, Cash is all irritated because this lady just discriminated against my age and he wants to send me. Were y'all that mad? No, I wasn't. Cash was. Because it was the only explanation

we found with a hot tub. Yes. I needed that hot tub. He wanted to say they're really bad. So then he starts typing and this is on my Airbnb account. So it's like my name, my face. And I'm like highly embarrassed because you know, when Cash types, it's never grammatically correct. It's so,

He just goes, is there any way we can stay, please? We're on a work trip for our company. We won't even be at the place that much. We don't have anywhere else to go today. Now he is begging Heather to stay at her house. You were begging Heather? Yes. I'm begging. I was begging. And then if she didn't accept my begging, I was going to threat. And the threat was the follow up. Then she says, what company and what kind of work do you do?

This is where it gets messy. I was giving her a second chance. This is where it gets messy. Oh, no. I said, we are the owners of our own company, blah, blah, blah. We film YouTube videos, and if you look up Cash and Maverick on YouTube, you will find us. We are here to meet with other creators and tour their houses. We have been here for a few days and needed to extend our trip to filming video. We are two married couples and an employee here strictly on business. She ignores my message. We're just sitting in a diner at this point and have nowhere to go. Like, I'm waiting for this one to answer. Yeah, I would, I would, I would, like. And then she says, hey, I'd love to know. We're about to pull up on Heather. Yeah.

I said, why don't people yell at people? I wanted to yell at someone. And I was like, hey, I'd love to know as soon as possible. By the way, I was looking for other Airbnbs. I was not staying here even after all that. But Cash was like determined to stay here because she had a hot tub. Did you stay there? We'll just wait. We'll just wait. She goes, I literally said, Cash, I don't know if it's a good idea that we tell her what our YouTube channel is because she's going to look at our YouTube channel and see the giant hole in our wall.

Such a fumble you and then she did she applied back Hey, I looked up y'all's channel and there's appears to be a giant hole in the wall where you're filming the size of a body Wait, wait read the exact message. She says I checked out your channel I'm sure this is just a weird coincidence, but there's a huge hole in the drywall behind you for that video It looks like the size of a body We don't allow any film

filming at the house and the minimum age is an issue. I'm sorry. It's not a good match. Oh, see, I still want to message Heather back right now. I would be like, the minimum age is not an issue except for the person that is discriminating. Yo, if you hand me the phone, I will do damage. Thank you. Thank you. It is illegal. You can't discriminate against someone's age if they're above 18. Exactly. I say we give the phone to Harper and Cash right now. They will. Yes. Unfortunately,

Unfortunately, I will never be booking an Airbnb for our group ever again because if y'all want to fight with Heather, go for it, but not off of my account because then that's how I get bad reviews. Fine. I'm applying right now for her account and I'm putting the same names and the same numbers in. No, I'm serious. She needs to be...

I get it. So if you don't want people staying there that are a certain age, which you can't do anyways, but at least put it in the description or something. Don't let us book the Airbnb the day we're going and they'd be like, sorry, canceled. Yeah. No, honestly, I genuinely like, I didn't care. I was like, oh, it's fine. We'll just find somewhere else. But Cash was very, very upset that this lady discriminated against our age. So I stabbed her hot tub.

What? Oh, my gosh. She wouldn't know. Oh, sorry, sorry. She wronged us. Cash is getting really irritated at me because I'm not letting him go keyboard happy on my Airbnb account because that makes me look crazy. She still thinks I'm the only one texting. It doesn't make you look crazy. She's the one discriminating. Well, she's kind of crazy. And that's the other thing is I was like, well, I don't want to start letting Cash type. And then she thinks I'm mean because I don't know what Cash is going to say. So then Cash got mad at me. Oh. Yeah. Well...

I did a little more than get mad at you. Yeah. Well, no. So we're sitting in this breakfast place, right? We're sitting at Norm's Diner. Just in a booth, trying to relax, you know, have a nice rainy day in L.A. And Kate's like, I'm not sending this message. And Cash looks over at her and says, stop being a brat and send the message. And said, I don't know what else he said.

else okay that was a way louder volume than i said it out i said i said it calm and assertiveness i said i said i said i was like send the message and me and kate kept going back and kate was like i don't want to she didn't and i was like just send the message she's like no no i was like just stop did i say brat yeah yeah that was rude yeah that was rude i don't think i said that i would not i would divorce him right after that yeah so apparently i said just stop being i said like this just stop being a brat and just send the message that's

That's how he said it. Okay, yeah, that's how he... And then instantly I knew I was done for. Right there and there. I was like... You want to throw any other words? No, we don't want to use that word. No, what was it? No. You don't even know. Was it about

Now they're talking things at little girls. Okay, now we gotta almost like say the word because now they're gonna think I said a real bad word. Say it. It wasn't that bad of a word. It's just like a word that's like not polite, but it's not a bad word. It's not actually. Kate suffered slings and arrows of outrageous wrongness. That's what happened, okay? It was all Cash's fault. And so Kate not only suffered from Cash, but she suffered from Heather, and it was just a bad day for Kate. And Heather was the one getting to me, and I let my anger out on Kate because she wouldn't let me let it out on Heather. Okay.

Wait, Kate, tell them your new idea, your book. Oh, yeah. So anyways. Wait, your book? Harper was about to ask something. No, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, no, this is relevant. This is like with the story. Oh, okay. So Cash is all irritated that I'm not letting him message Heather. And then we finally book a new Airbnb and we move on, okay? We go shopping and Cash like- We will never move on. Cash sneaks in. I hope Heather doesn't see this. Heather, I'm sure you're a nice person. No, I hope Heather does see this. You're wrong.

I actually was not mad at all. I was more irritated that Cash was so mad over her. She's not watching this, Kate. As soon as I said the thing to Kate, I knew I was done for because Kate was eating like her steak and eggs or whatever. And then I said it. She goes,

And sets down her silverware and is just like... I was sick to my stomach. In the diner. I was like, oh, I'm so close. What did he say? I'll tell you. It wasn't bad. It was just like... It was a rude thing to... Like, you shouldn't... It was not... Also, Heather, that is not the size of a body. Yeah. I don't know where you're going with that. Yeah, Cash tried to fit through it many times. It doesn't work.

I don't know why you're shocked she put her silverware down. I mean, when you call her fat. I didn't call her fat. What? I'm kidding. So we go to the grocery store and Cash like sneaks in, buys me flowers to apologize and takes them out to our car. Whoa, whoa, what? You're spitting rap so fast. I can't keep track. So after we booked our new Airbnb, we were going to Target to get a few things. Cash went in and he bought like a bouquet of flowers for me. Because he felt bad? Yeah, because he felt real bad. Actually... Apology flowers. You want to see a picture of my apology flowers? No.

He like put them It was so funny I'm sorry I was like here Dude it was so funny Me and Cash and Paper Walk in And we're walking by the flowers And we're like Where all three of us Are looking at them No one's saying anything All three of us Are looking at the flowers We're just kind of like Yeah Yeah we got it Yeah probably should get those That's crazy You said brick? No

Yeah. So anyways, he gives me these flowers, but then I can't bring a whole bouquet of flowers home because, you know, I have to take it through the airport. So I put one single flower in a water bottle and I carried it all the way from LA to Dallas. That was not one single flower. You put like 12 in there. Well, it was one single stem, but there just happened to be lots of

And then she's walking through the airplane aisle and everyone's looking at her and like everyone's trying to hurry along. And Kate's just like carrying her flower like this through the airplane aisle. You guys know Despicable Me where she's holding the Cheeto and she thinks it's a butterfly? Yes. That's what Kate looked like with her bottle walking through. She's like. Everybody's like, hurry along. She's like. She like put it in the little TSA bag check thing that goes through the scanner. Her flower is just. I lost a few petals along the way, but the majority of the flowers. Do you still have it?

I'm getting to that. The majority of the flowers made at home. And then when I got home, I put them in like a book to press them. And I decided that I'm starting a flower journal. So I'm going to put all the petals in a flower journal and like write little stories. Is it a flower journal or an apology journal? No, it's all of the above. So I'm going to put my flowers in there and I'm going to glue them in. And then I'm going to write a little story about how Cash yelled at me in Norm's Diner in LA one time. So he bought me these flowers to apologize. And then one day our kids are going to look at that. She's going to have a whole book of how Cash has wronged her and bought flowers.

Yeah, what the? That's like cute though, but like. Yeah, but like also I didn't yell. I didn't yell. Yeah, it's like completely toxic. Yeah, I was not yelling. I literally said, can you just send the message and stop being a brat? I mean, you're killing things and putting them in a book and to like seal the like wrongness that cash is. It's like a sacrifice book. To be fair. That's the definition of someone apologizing and be like, hey, say that again. I need to get this on camera. In the almost five years. I'm making an album.

In the almost five years Cash and I have been together, that is the first bouquet of flowers he has bought because he did something wrong. So that should tell you something. In five years, I've only had to apologize once. I'm pretty flawless. No, you've apologized before, but you just like... Didn't get flowers. Well, do y'all want to know the story? Yeah. Oh, you have a story too? Yeah. Well, I was in Costa Rica.

um just having a grand old time you know um i look at my cameras or actually no no no cameras no no no no no no i i look or i look at my main character when you look at nothing you're like

No. Okay. Well, anyways, yeah, I mean, I do know that, but like, anyways, so I was in Costa Rica. I checked my phone and I see my best friend's little brother texted me. Hey, blah, blah, blah. Said that she's going to TP you. My ex best friend. Yeah. Oh, I saw that. Who very wronged me.

In the nicest way possible. Hey, stop it. You're going to have to buy flowers next thing you know. It's no good. So I'm like, oh, okay. Great. So I look at my camera. We only have a doorbell camera. So I only see a little bit. Oh, you're talking about your ring doorbell. My ring doorbell camera. So I see...

I see a little flap of toilet paper, and I was like, oh my gosh, are you kidding me? She really did. But my mom was like, that's not toilet paper. And I'm like, honey, it might just be a trash in the tree. I'm like, who puts trash in trees? So we get home. Imagine just walking, you're done with your Snickers wrapper. You're like...

Climb this tree real quick. Stick this up there. And not put it in the trash can. So I got so mad. Yeah. Yeah. And then I look at- Wait, so you did get TP'd? Yes, I did get TP'd. Yeah, she posted a picture last night. Oh, you did? Extremely. It was deep in the tree. Yeah, that was deep. Wait, I want to see. I'm so pressed.

TPing is wrong. Yeah, honestly, if you're still TPing in 2025, get a lot. Don't TP anymore. That's wild. Why would anyone TP? Don't TP to someone's house. That's disrespectful. Don't weenie them either. That's even worse. Wait, did y'all TP me? No. No. Okay, just making sure. No. Why would we? Yeah, I've never seen that before. Yeah, let me see it. Let me see it.

I mean, that's crazy. We are more adult than... We are above TPing. Yeah, I mean, I did that in high school. Okay, well, do y'all want to TP her house with me? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we would do that. I think we would. Dude, I would never do that. I'm not... What? Okay, listen. TP's fun. Have you ever TPed anybody? No, I haven't. What? Oh, it's so fun. It's vandalizing... Listen, no. Oh, gosh. We're gonna get in trouble. We're getting clipped. We're adults. We gotta set examples, guys. I just showed her the picture. You know what's bad? Y'all TPed

No, no, no. She's like, I've been talking trash on this girl. No. No, Harper. Sorry, y'all TP'd me? No. No. Hey, focus. Okay, I'll be more happy if y'all TP'd me and not. Oh, we're back. Okay, okay, okay. Tell me if y'all TP'd me or not. I won't be mad. No, no, no. There's just this one thing in my camera right here. Oh! That's not my house. Why would you do that to somebody? Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's your house. What are you...

I'm not showing you again. Look she doesn't know yet. Wait show her the thing on the ground. Wait show her the photo of all of us. We thought it would be- I don't know if we can do that though. Here look here's us right about to do it. Let me see.

Y'all didn't weenie my yard. No, we weenied somebody else's yard that night. We weenied someone else's yard and then we toilet papered your yard. Y'all need to like specify what that means. We weenied somebody. Okay, well great. They took hot dogs and put them on sticks. No, I didn't touch those. Wait, was it funny? I didn't know y'all were like that. What?

Wait, what do you mean you didn't know we were like- He stuck the stick in the ground in the yard. I didn't know y'all were like that. Like, I didn't know y'all had fun like that. No, y'all is not like that. So do y'all want to have fun- Y'all is not like that. Do you want to come to my hangouts and teepee people? Honestly, I'll be so free. If you teepee anyone anytime, let me know. 2 a.m., call me. I'll be there. Especially someone I don't even know. Yeah. It's like, that's free. I'm never- One time, I took a toilet and we had our friend- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on. They're not going to see it. No.

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Can you cut that? What? We gotta cut it? We had to cut that. No, you gotta cut that. He didn't say anything. Yeah. Alright, no, no, no. All I said is we gotta toilet. That's all I said. That's so obvious. No. It's years ago. They can get over it. Yeah, no. Alright, alright. We're moving on. No, because our getting hit ten times harder. What?

Wait, actually, she might be right. She got it because... Oh, yeah, and then I checked my car and there's a few scratches on it. Really? Oh, yeah, I also keyed your car. Wait, they keyed your car? There's scratches on it. Was that too far? I didn't know. No shot. A dust storm came.

My car was outside. They sent a storm? No, no, no. No, my car was out the whole time in Costa Rica. I haven't drove it very much, and I find some scratches on it. Not like a key scratch, but just like genuine fingernail scratches. Probably you. No, I don't.

I bite my nails. Oh, there was some... We had some new scratches show up on our car cash. So we didn't TP your house. No, but I'll show you what we did do. We TP'd my uncle's house. We got him good. For his birthday, and we weenied his house, which weenie is when you take hot dogs and you put them on a stick and you just stab them all over their yard. And this guy has TP'd more people than you could probably think of. Look at all the weenies in the yard, too. Oh, my gosh. I put them in his mailbox. That's crazy. Put them in his mailbox. His mailbox.

it the next morning. Really? Show her what we did to his truck. Like, here's everyone doing it. No, no, just show them that. I don't have a picture of the truck, but... Wait, what? We just paint. Yeah, you don't want to see what we did to the truck. Cash, do you have like... You can't show her what we did to the truck. Well, then we just have to pop it up, but I don't want to say... No, we can't pop it up. Yeah, exactly. But people can guess. Unfortunately, we can't show you what we did to the truck. Do you have bruises on your ring finger, Cash?

You don't want to know what we did to the truck. No, help me. Look at his finger. I know, his ring got too small. Let me put it this way. We thought about taking all of the tires off the truck, but we thought that wasn't far enough. We were going to take all his tires off, put his truck under bricks, and steal his tires. If y'all tell me what y'all did to the truck, I'll tell you everything I've ever done. Even the green paper story? Yes. You told your mom you'd tell her that when you were 16, right? 18. Oh.

Oh, the age just keeps going up. Wait, I want to know the story. She won't tell anybody. I won't tell anybody until I'm 18. She'll have to tell us now. She tells them when they're 18 it's highly illegal. We're like, you're under arrest. Now you're being tried as an adult. Gotcha. I swear. Is it as bad as what I've ever done? I don't know. What have you ever done to someone's house?

Nothing to somebody's house or property. Wait, you've never toilet papered someone? No. Oh, we gotta go tonight. Are you kidding me? No. I'm going to Chipotle with my friend. We're making it sound like this is a... Like, listen. Highly recommend. Above TPing. No, TPing's great.

It's great for... It's laughter? No, you know what? Our house is going to get hit. You can only TP like your uncle or something. Yeah. No, it's got to be someone that, like, obviously you're cool. If you TP us, we have too many cameras. We'll track you down, and you probably will get fined. And we have a guard dog. Just check with your parents to make sure it's a good person. Yeah, one time somebody TP'd me. I've been TP'd so many times. Really? It's insane. Because people send my address out, and it's really annoying. So please stop doing that. But, no, I...

uh what's it called some one person wrote on in spray paint or chocolate on my driveway like chocolate it was like wait they spray painted chocolate no i need to get that what is that it was like oh that would be so good but um spray chocolate they did this like bad sign i can't really say it but they did a sign on my driveway and like said a bunch of bad words down the driveway and i was like oh my gosh like what is your like why like it's crazy yeah so then we got cameras yep yeah

Well, if you want to TP someone's house, I will gladly take you. Everyone has cameras now, except for the one person we just did. You have to check for cams. Yeah, so we had a plan to get all the cameras covered without getting caught.

And then we didn't even need to. Yeah. So I wore a ski mask and then I walked up to his house looking for the ring and I was like, there's no ring. Yeah. But that would have been awkward if there wasn't a ski mask. Like, see, like you're, you're, those people were TPing your house and you were just watching them on the cameras.

Like, how does anybody TP nowadays? Wait, yeah. When they were TPing your house, did you not see them while they were doing it on the camera? No, they were secretive. I'm not even joking. I check our cameras, like, religiously. The second there's any movement, I'm like, who's at our house? Do you see me ever? Every time. Really? I'm not kidding. If you come into our house... I came into our house one time when Kate got this new security system, and me, Maverick, and Alex were gone for the night, and Kenzie wasn't here. So Kate was home alone. No. And...

My friend was here. Yeah, so she invited a friend over because she didn't want to be home alone. And she got a new security system that we didn't know of. Wow. And I opened the door to the house because we decided not to stay the night where we were going and we came back that night. I opened the door to the house and a light shines on us and goes...

And then the house starts going, alert, alert, alert, alert. And we were like, ah! Intruder, intruder. We're like, no, please don't shoot. We were like, Kate, don't shoot us, Kate, no. And the house just kept flashing on us going, alert, alert, intruder, alert. We're like, no! And there's like other lights flashing. If y'all were real intruders.

Would you have run off? I would have been gone. That's crazy. Do you still have it? Yeah. Dude, if I was a real cheater, I would have covered my face and started trying to run out of there. I don't know if you can say that, but it's fine. I just said, and I got a Glock. She doesn't know how to use. No, but I would never have to use it now because of my security system. And if you override my security system...

I got a Glock. That sucks. I got a Glock in my Wally. Why'd y'all both say it with a list? Y'all both said Wally. Wally. I got a Glock in my Wally. That's how it says it. I got a Glock in my Wally. Hey, you got a cake. I got cake, man. No, please.

Before you got a real cake. Oh, this cake. Before we eat the cake. What? No one's. No. No, no one's touching my cake. Let's cut to the cake. No one's cutting my cake. Before we dig into his cake. No. No. Come on. Let's see the cake. No. Show me the cake. No, the cake.

See you scared me it wasn't falling and then I thought it was gonna fall so I jolted that thing almost ate it and now sprinkles went everywhere I love how he was like we won't make a mess with the cake today. We're not making a mess. You may be careful Okay, well I was cute well hurry

It's still cute. Already, dude. Look. You plopped icing all over the floor. Stop. Ash. Looks pretty good, huh? Looks great. Yeah. Why? I was going to say, I was going to say, I just find it. That was pretty good. Harper's trying to say something. I was going to say, that sounded like the monkey poop on Cash Arms. But other than that, isn't it crazy that we all have lives other than the podcast? Yeah, it is crazy. We're just not sitting here 24-7. I just don't understand you.

Why? Why what? Like y'all don't know much about me. That's just a quick little vacuum. That's nothing. A floor? That just makes the floor fun. It's like y'all don't know much about me and I don't know much about y'all. What do you mean? What? We know everything about you. What do you mean? Even the things you think we don't know, we know. I know more about you than you know. I don't know anything about y'all. You know like everything about me. You know like so much about us. What do I do for fun?

What type of movies do I watch? I don't, like, Madagascar. Madagascar. Okay, no, no, no. Like the fun things you do on weekends. Stop, Cash. Stop making out with the cake. Dude, that's a crazy mustache. Lorax type beat. I mean, you are like crazy looking. You're getting cake all over you and your pants are going to be all messy. It really looks like it was like put on. My mustache? Yeah.

I don't know, but whoever chose the color icing, it's not good. It has a lot of food coloring in it. It's probably not good. Red dye food. Yeah, that's honestly what it tastes like. Straight food. Did you make this icing? Yes. The pink and green part, yeah. Yeah, that's not good. Don't make cakes. If y'all are ever wondering what I'm doing, I will tell you.

Promise. Okay, what are you doing? Well, like, not, like, right now, but, like, if y'all are ever... Stop. If y'all are ever wondering, like, what I'm doing... Stop. I need a napkin. What? Like, if y'all are ever wondering what I'm doing, I'll just tell y'all. Oh. Gerald can help you out with that. Yeah. What? Where's Gerald? To your left. Right next to you. Oh. Gosh. There we go.

Okay. What are we doing? What are we doing with the cake? You're being so wiggly with the cake, it's scary. I am so good with the cake. Wait, can you spin it on your finger? Yes, I can spin it on my finger. Okay, I'm changing.

I'm gonna go change. I can spin it on my finger. Wait, seriously? These pants are like... Wait, give it to me. Cash, stop! Wait, toss the cake. All right, here we go. Here we go. Everybody now. Ready now? Okay, here we go. Okay, everybody now. Okay, kids, catch. Ready? Okay. We're done. Throw it to me one time. No, I'm done. No, I'm done. Wait. No, I'm done.

- Have y'all ever flipped a cake? - She said do a flip. - No, stop it! - Okay, okay. - Get away from me or I'll cake you. - We each have to see who can do the most cake flips. - No, 'cause we're gonna ruin it. - Yeah, no, hey. - We'll do it after we-- - Do it after! Oh my God! - Okay, you go. - All right, here we go, ready? - No, no, no, no, no, no. - Oh! - All right, two cake flips? Two cake flips, here we go. - No, trust me, don't do it, don't do it.

Now you gotta go fast. - That was three. - No, it was two. - Here you go, ready? Two cake flips. - Cash, no, you're gonna fail. - Cash, don't fail. You gotta spin it really fast, I'm not gonna lie. You gotta spin it fast. I thought I spun it fast. - Here we go. - It's going everywhere. - Oh, woo! - Three cake flips. - No, no, no, no, no. - I'm so stressed. - I don't know if we can do it three, Matt. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - No, can we not do that? - Three cake flips. - No, no, no, Matt. - Actually, you need the cake. - Three cake flips, cake flips. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Stupid! Stupid, stupid! You're such an idiot. You're such an idiot. Hey, you can still drive for three. You're so stupid. No, stop! Stop! What did you just do? Shut up. You are getting that seat.

$300? She better be joking. That was crazy. Are they actually? You got serious issues. No, they're not $300. She's only saying that so you won't put cake on her. No, they are. And listen. Did you get them for PR? I'm not saying where I got them, but if they get destroyed, I am buying new ones. It's because they're not $300. They are. They're from Revolve. Oh, okay. Did you get them for PR? Yeah. Well, that was when I was working with them.

But I will buy new ones if they get destroyed because of this. Here, Mav. You can wash your hands with that. All right. That's gross. That's crazy. All right. Let's play the game now. Let's play the game. Everybody ready? I'll go first. Now that you ruined the cake. Fine. The cake's fine. The cake's caking. I don't even want to eat that. Now I can't have a bite. All right, guys. We're going to play. The reason we have this cake is we're going to... Wait. Harper, put those away. I'm not allowed to see them yet. You're not...

We're gonna play a hear me out cake. Is my trash bag too loud? Yeah, just don't move a lot. Yeah, please don't do that. Kate...

We're going to do a hear-me-out cake. I'm trying to explain the rules, Mal. We're going to do a hear-me-out cake. If you guys don't know what a hear-me-out cake is, pretty much we have all printed off characters or people and things and the whole purpose. How do you explain what the thing is? Everybody knows what a hear-me-out cake is. All right, well, then we'll just continue. Yeah. I'll go first. Okay. It's characters who we think are cute. Yeah. That we think are attractive. Oh, yeah, that's good.

Where are you putting it? On the little table. Abigail said it wasn't going to stand. Go. Yo, go. Here we go. Careful with the cake. Wasn't going to stand? Well, she said it was like falling off when she tried. I think you just had your stuff on it too, so she couldn't put it on it completely. Oh. All right. Who wants to go first? I'll go first. All right. Let's see what you got. All right. Hear me out.

Let's see who people low-key think are cute. Hear me out. All right. Sadness. What? Wow. She's fat. Why? No, she's not. It's not fat. Sadness is sad, too. Why would you want to be with someone that's sad? She's kind of cute, though. I'm sorry. She's cute, and she's stubby, and I like her. Yeah, I like sadness. Okay. I'll put her right here.

I don't know. Maybe sadness should go in the back. Here we go. She's so overlooked. Look, she's even smiling in that picture. Actually, yeah, you're right. She is sad, so we'll put her in the front. Is that offensive that I said she was fat? Will she be mad? I mean, she'll just be sad. Okay, well... All right, Harper, your turn. Okay, my next... Mine comes with two.

Okay, mine is the character... Wait, you have two? Yes. Well, it's one, but two. Okay. Yeah, my character is from the movie and from the cartoon. Yeah. Okay. Roger Cuffley. What? Yeah, he's so cute. No, Loaded Diaper, please. But no one in the back. Loaded Diaper. He's so cute. He is. Well, I'm just concerned which one you're calling cute here. Are you calling this one cute or this one? Well, I would...

I think both of them are cute. Okay. What? Yeah. All right. Yeah. No, for sure. First up, I have Jordan Matter. All right. There we go. Right in the center. All right. I'm not sure you understand the game, Cash. Jordan Matter. Yeah. Yes. Are you sure? I don't think he understands. Yeah. Number one pick. You think Jordan Matter's cute? Number one. Okay. Oh, my God. Kate, your turn.

No, wait. Can you take the thing off now, Kate? It's kind of loud. Cass, no. You put Jordan Matter on the cake. Yes, I did. Jordan Matters. Jordan Matters. Okay. But you know, it's a hear me out, Kate. Yes. All right, Kate, let's hear you out. He doesn't understand. No, you put Jordan Matter. I understand the game. He's madly attractive. Okay? Okay. I mean, you really sold it for me now. Okay. I understand clear, Mr. Clear. And the fact that you hung out with him this weekend is concerning. Yeah. Yeah.

I hid in his sauna. What? Yeah. What? While he was in it? No, he never found me. All right. Your turn, Kate. My first pick. I dream about him. Oh, my gosh. What? I already know. Flynn Rider. I was going to pick him, too. That man is so sexy. Yes. That's an odd thing to say about a drawing. Do you want to know what my thought process was? I was going to say. Put the pollens in the back.

I was going to do Flynn Rider, but then I was like, Kate's going to pick him. Really? All right, Kinsey. When I was making yours, I put Flynn Rider down. Oh, really? Yeah. Wait, are we putting our top two first? What do you mean you're making hers? You made Kate's? I was going to try to give her ideas and send it to Abigail. And then I was like, I was like, Kate, do it. But I was close. I almost picked all the ones she picked. Did anybody else not make theirs? Because you're supposed to make them. No, we all chose ours. Okay, good. Kinsey wanted help. I wouldn't give her help. All right, what's yours, Kinsey?

Mine is Woody. Oh, he has a skinny y'all face. What the? Or skinny y'all face. All right, well, yeah, just hand that over here. I guess we'll put Woody on the cake. I just feel like I connect with him, you know? He, like, understands my being. Oh, you're talking about the whole stick in your boot thing? I got stick? It's snake. Snake in your boot? I got a snake in my boot. This is the ugliest hear-me-out cake I've ever seen. Yeah, I mean, come on. Cartoon characters, really? Am I the only one that did a real character here?

Seriously. That's a person. Yeah, but he's a character on YouTube, I guess. Seriously, I'm the only one here that's doing someone real. Come on. She did Roderick. Yeah, but she also did the fake Roderick. Okay. Mav, this next person better be real, man. Look how pretty Mav's hands look. I hope. Yeah, it looks like he...

Pet it a unicorn. Ew, have you been licking that off of you? Oh, come on man, have some sanitary. That is disgusting. Have some sanitary. Natiri from Avatar. Oh my gosh, why are these all fake characters? I'm sorry, I like blue people. Yeah, she is low-key bad. Oh wait! Let me see. Are there people blue?

Yeah, man, you really like blue people. His hands are even blue right now. That's crazy. Paint yourself blue. Blue people are fine. I went to a Halloween thing one time, and this girl was that girl for Halloween, but only used paint. Which I was there.

All right, Harper, your turn. All right. Pretend he didn't just say that. Okay, y'all actually have to hear me out on this one because he is cute if you think about it. What? Stop. What? That's so gross. The white icing tastes better. Well, it's just gross that you like... It was on the floor. I mean, bro really wants that icing. It probably has Stella hair in it. Yeah, me and Matt have been eating the side of the cake off. Stop smiling, please. Okay, it's disgusting. Okay, my hear me out is John Pork. No way! The pig!

Am I the only one that doesn't know what that is? Like John Pork is calling. It's a meme. I don't know. Gosh, don't worry about it. I've never... John Pork is fine. That's a real person, by the way. I've never seen that. It's a real person. Oh. I promise you. All right, I'm glad we're all still doing fictional characters. Uh-uh. It's a real person. John Pork is real. Okay, well, I'll do mine next because I chose real people. Obviously, you people did not. You guys are embarrassed of who you like. Who's your pick, Cash? All right. Miss Rachel. She baddie.

There we go. All right. Okay. Why is everybody silently laughing at that? Okay. We're not sure if we should let you know that Miss Rachel is a character for five-year-olds or not. Yes, ma'am. But that's why it's like, hear me out. You know what I'm saying? Hear me out. Hear me out. You like to watch Miss Rachel? Kate, are you going to let your kids watch Miss Rachel one day? Not now. Not after that. All right, Kate, what do you got? I never watch her.

Gru from Despicable Me. Oh my gosh. Do we have any real people around here? He was like a villain and then he just turned into a real big softie when he got kids. Yeah, he's a sweet little guy. This is ridiculous. You guys have no real people. He's very real in my opinion.

Okay, this one you'll see I like chose the picture very particularly yes Ferb Ferb but for while he's dancing. Oh Look how thick he kind of look Who's Ferb? Who's Ferb? Let me see. Who's Ferb? I thought Phineas was the cuter one. What? No Ferb is. No Ferb is so intellectual. Yeah, I'm sorry. Ferb being the cuter one is crazy. No Ferb is so intellectual. And he doesn't talk very much. Y'all just into shy guys? Which is good.

Well, I just have been around Maverick a lot, and he talks a lot, and so I thought Ferb was a good alternative. Wait, yeah, does Ferb say any words? He does occasionally. No, he doesn't.

He doesn't talk at all. He never talks. What? Look it up. Yes, he does. Look up who voices Ferb, and I guarantee you he's going to say, nobody. He has like three lines throughout the entire series. Here you go. There's the Ferb. All right, well, we have yet another fictional character, Ferb. Mev. What? Kate. Are you going to eat the cake? No, it's just like yucky to watch.

Says the girl in the trash bag. I'm protecting myself and also yeah, well you look like a trash bag I can peel off. What do you got next ma'am? Let's see. All right, what? No, I only like the cake All right. All right. Does everybody what does everybody have one more? Yeah. Yeah. All right my last one That's his voice did you hear it that was Ferb's voice he said he's the only mammals lay eggs and

It's really hard to say. All right. Anyways, Matt, what were you going to say? This last one. Is this Miss Hopps? This last. Don't steal my thunder. Okay. This last one is a baddie and probably one of my favorite movies. I'm not going to lie. Judy Hopps. Oh, Judy Hopps. What a fight. She is bad, though. Out of all the cartoons, that one is bad. Because Judy Hopps is. Dude, what about Alaska Woman? Judy Hopps is thick. Oh.

Judy Hopps is thick. Judy Hopps is thick. Well, you know what? Did you just call a rabbit thick? Hey, rabbits are thick. You see that thing? Come on. Give me that. Can you hand me the thick rabbit? All right, here we go. The thick rabbit.

I don't want to be touching none of that. Let me see the thick rabbit. Actually, she's kind of slim on here. Slim thick, I guess. Slim thick. She's fine, though. All right, Harper. She can arrest me anytime. What the? What? What the? I didn't say that. What the? Oh, my gosh. All right, who's your last one, Harper? He's your last one.

He just licked his pants. Well, it got on my pants. What? Okay. I just can't stop looking at him. He's so cute. Who is it? Why is that Cash? No, no, no, no, no. Is it me? No, it's not. I'm flattered. Malachi Barton. Who's that? It's her crush. My crush? Her quest.

Finally someone real. I'll give you that. He's so cute. I've been waiting for someone real. Hey, he better hurry up before John. Wait, what? I looked at his Instagram one time when you talked about him. Yeah. I think. It's a good choice. He better hurry up before John Port hits your line. He's so cute. I just can't stop. Okay. All right. I'll put it in the front. Hey, if John Port texts you first, are you going out on a date with him? Yeah. Yeah. All right. My last one, but not least one. Actually, nothing over Malachi. Really? Is James Charles.

Yeah, that makes sense. I love James. He's so pretty. You guys would be cute together. Look at his highlighter in that picture. It is kind of popping. That's his old picture. I know. All right, Kate, what about you? What's your last one? Cash, why were all of yours... Oh, no, one of them is a girl. Okay. Hey, but you do remember this is a... Hear me out, Kate. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I remember. Yeah. Kate, what's yours? Mr. Clean. Oh. What the... You would have a thing for a clean guy. Yeah.

Honestly, the fact that he is clean is like what sells me. I bet I'd never meet a more clean man than him. Mr. Clean. There we go. On the cake. Kenzie, you're the last one. All right. This one kind of reminds me of Mav. If Mav wore glasses, he's like a little nerdy. If you show Vector right now, I'm going to lose it. No, he just likes history stuff. And if y'all saw Maverick way scroll down in his Instagram when he was 15, for some reason he liked bow ties.

Isn't he so cute? Let me see. It was just like that, wasn't it? No, it's from that one movie where they go searching for... The secret treasure? The treasure something? Yeah, they're looking for Atlantis or whatever. I've seen that character, but I forgot where he's from. He's really attractive. That's crazy. I had a big crush on him when I was younger. What's his name? I like nerdy guys. See?

I'm not a nerd. I'm not a nerd, though. All right, we're adding Maverick to the cage. Wait, I'm so confused. He has a long name. I'll read it to you. Quandel Dingle? No. All right, is that all of them? That is all of them. Milo James Thatch, which is also funny because Maverick's name is James.

Whoa, that is kind of crazy. Subtle foreshadowing. I don't like this at all. His middle name starts with an M, and his middle name starts with an M. Milo. Okay. That is an ugly cake. All right, well, that's the Hear Me Out Cake, everybody. Thank you so much for watching. See you next time.