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How do you deal with the drama slash like hate? Okay. Hate and drama on TikTok. So first it kind of got to me because I was like, wait, why are these people being such brats? Right. I was like, okay, what is going on? Like, why are y'all being so rude? But now I don't look at the comments. Like, I don't really care. Plus, she's a problem solver. I look at the comments like sometimes, but you'll have to understand that there's jokes.
And there's serious things. Yeah. So when I'm being serious, maybe don't comment. Why is she being, why is she not being funny? I'm sorry. People think your whole personality is just like trying to be like crazy. But yeah, no, I mean, that's fine. Like sometimes people are used to that and stuff. But yeah, other than
Other than that, when I'm very crazy, they're like, is she being for real? Or something like that. No, I remember seeing when you first started. So the first video I saw of Harper, because fun fact, guys, I found Harper on TikTok. Oh, that's another question I got a lot was how do we meet Harper? So I had been scrolling on TikTok and I saw her account and I was like, oh, this girl's unhinged. And I didn't think anything of it. And I was scrolling through the comments and like I saw so many people that were like, you're too pretty to be acting like this. And like, you're so annoying. And they were like, she's not funny. And I was like, I saw my comment.
Oh, shoot. No, I mean like, no, I'm serious. People were like literally just being so mean and I was like, oh, poor girl because you know that's just TikTok. Then we were like, we're going to keep an eye on her to see how she grows because she was at like 100,000 and she had like two videos up. So then I told Cash and then we just kept watching her and eventually we were like, holy crap. The craziest thing was when I was like, all right, I'm going to hit her up and I DM'd you and you know what you did to me? And everybody was saying that
No, you said that. I did not. You said that. No, I joined her because she didn't answer my DM. She just didn't answer it. I didn't. And then I was like, dang, she's really not going to see it.
And then I was like, you posted on your story. You said, I'm going to go live tomorrow on Instagram at eight o'clock. And I said, I set a timer on my phone. Yeah. I was like, I got to join this live to tell her to answer the DM. And I joined the live stream. Yeah. And I said, yo, check your DMs after this. And then you said, you said, oh my gosh, guys, Cash Bigger's trying to slide into my DMs. Yes, you did. And I was like, no, no, no. And then all the comments go, pervert, what the heck, weirdo, what?
Why is Cash Bigger trying to slide her DMs? And I was like, guess call me now. Guess call me now. And then she guess called me. I was like, that's not what is happening. I was like, tell him. Yeah, no. So then we just happen to live like in the same city. Yeah. And then after that, Harper goes...
she was like you actually just met my sister like last week and i was like it was like three nights three nights before i was famous it was crazy it was it was weird it was so weird like there was a day she became famous i was i was fans of y'all like i was big fans yeah and then my sister was like oh my gosh like i just met your biggest like celebrities and then and then i was like who and they're like she was like cash and cape and i was like no way send a video and
And then she sent the video. I can send it to you. Her sister had us make a video saying, hi, Harper. And we'll put it up on the screen. Yes. We literally made a video saying, hi, Harper, like three days before I started dating her. And when I had her page, I had no clue who she was. Yeah. And I didn't even know if she lived in America. She could have lived anywhere. And she literally lived like four minutes. 15 minutes away. Not even 15. Yeah, like four. You lived right over there. Right there. Right there.
Yeah, it was so random. I thought y'all were in LA and y'all were just like... And I'm like, the odds that I met your sister three days ago. That's crazy. No, it was such a weird situation. It's so weird. But it was cool. But yeah. Yeah. Wait, you got a good one, Mav? Because I got a good one. Yeah, there's more here, but you can go. Yeah. Okay. This one's about Maverick.
Oh, you're asking me questions now? Yeah, they said y'all forgot to bring up Mav's first kiss on the second podcast. I thought we did. So they wanted to know about your first kiss. Oh, yeah, that came into mind too. You know what? I should have called my ex and asked her about our first kiss because I knew this was going to come up. Yeah. I don't remember it, guys. Oh, my God. Do you still talk to your first sex? No. She's getting married now. I know. And she's having a baby. Oh, shoot. No, I...
Yeah. Yes, you do. You remember, bro. I will say this. I remember it was a beautiful day. Oh, my gosh. No, I remember our first date. I took her out for a picnic. We went to the park. We fed the ducks. It was great. Right. And then we were sitting on the back of my tailgate.
crunching on a pork rind. Ew. A pork rind. I'm kidding. That's definitely an Oklahoma thing right there. No, no, no. But we're sitting on the back of a tailgate eating pork rinds. We had like a blanket in the back of the truck and we're just sitting on the tailgate and...
We're talking. And I remember I tried to kiss her and I'm pretty sure she said no. She rejected me. How old was she? Can't relate. Never happened to me. I don't know. She was like 14, 15. That's embarrassing. I should have rejected you. Only my first kiss. But the next date we went on, she did kiss me. I just don't remember what we did. That's good. Bro is so full. I never met one person in their entire life that said, I don't remember my first kiss. Everyone. Genuinely don't. If anyone would have forgot their first kiss, it'd be me. Joe, do you remember your first kiss? No.
Oh, Joe doesn't even remember his... No way. It's crazy, right? You guys actually don't remember it? I don't remember it. Yeah, that's crazy. I think mine was just like such an awkward thing. That's how I remember it. Especially because if it was like a random person I kissed, yeah, I'd probably remember it. But I dated that girl, so I kissed her a lot. You know what's crazy though is that
So Cash and I, we actually didn't share our first kiss story together. Cash talked about how I was his first kiss, but our first... Yeah, I was his first kiss, but he wasn't mine, but we already talked about that. Remember? Yeah, and you were even younger. You're younger than me, so your first kiss was literally like 11. I was 18. And Cash was maybe 14, just turned 15. I don't know. But...
our first kiss we had planned it out because if y'all didn't see the first podcast i we did we did plan it out i had a i had like a 13 year old boyfriend and um i was dating him so i was like obviously i can't kiss cash but you know we had had that four hour hug and so then when uh my boyfriend and i had uh broken up i texted cash and i was like hey when are you gonna be back you know and then we started planning it and then our first kiss let's just kiss he had um
we'd planned it and I had to talk to my best friend. Uh, that was his cousin. And I was like, listen, girl, like cash is coming into town and we're going to kiss. And she was like, okay, we're going to kiss. She was like, she was like, okay. I was like, can I like borrow your bedroom to like kiss him in? And she was like,
I'm not even joking. Me and my other friend have a video. This was so bad. We put her on the ground and we pinned her down and we would not let her get up until she said I could use her bedroom. And like we sat on top of her and we were like, y'all. That's a pretty big thing to do. Me and Lily like pinned
her down and I felt so bad and I'm so sorry Haley you did not deserve that and so then she was like okay fine fine you can have my room for like 10 minutes and I was like no because like Cash and I like we couldn't like we never had time to be alone we lived in different states we saw each other like twice a year yeah so we wanted to like be alone and so she was like and then we just put her down again and we were like we I told her that she had to let us be in the room this is so romantic it was yeah oh my god and so
I put my best friend on the ground. I held her down and I said, I'm going to need your bedroom for like an hour. And she was like, an hour for a first kiss. Well, I just want to cuddle with him and stuff too. And so she finally, we got tired of us holding her down. Yeah, you know about those cuddles, Matt. Matt told me the other day, he said, cuddles be dangerous. Harper said, you're a girly girl. You are a girly girl. Matt goes,
He straight up looks at me and Kate. He goes, I knew. I literally. No. I literally have told. I literally told him one time. I said, I can never say this to Cash. Yes. And he goes. And then I did. He looked at me and he said, cuddles are my favorite. Ew. I was like. Ew.
No way, bro. Just say that. I did not say cuddles are my favorite. He said, I like cuddling better than kissing or anything. I love cuddles. Ew. Like if you said, we could make out or we could cuddle and watch a movie. Bro. Oh my gosh. I'm so happy. This is the same guy. Harper, you're going to love this story. You know how you called him a girly girl? Yeah. Not only did he do that, he had some friends coming over one day. Oh my gosh.
oh my god no this is what they asked for they asked for this listen okay first off harper they can call me what i want i have four girls coming over to my house okay yeah that's a girlie
You're like, what? Matt's like, I'm so ripped up. And Harper's like, no, you're just one of the girls. You're one of the girls. I was not one of the girls. And listen, he has four girls coming over. And he's like, maybe it's three. He's talking to me and Kate. And he's like, I got four girls coming over, guys. Like, I got to get something. I got to get something. We're like, what do you mean you got to get something? He's like, I got to have snacks. We got to have something here. And I was like, snacks? No, you don't have to have snacks. I was like, Matt, never once have my buddies been coming over. And I was like, yes.
Buddies are different than girls. He goes to the store. I said, Mab, these kind of girls were expecting a treat. They were not. Listen, he's going to the store and I said, don't get snacks. And he comes back.
This is so bad. They're going to hear this too. They're going to hear this. Yeah, because it was freaking funny, bro. I'm never freaking this in my entire life. He comes back and I'm in my room or something. I come back outside after he's back from the store. I've never done this before. One time. Listen, there's a charcuterie board on the counter. Nothing's on the counter but a charcuterie board. And I was like, I was like,
This is not my brother. This is not my brother. It was a pre-packaged one from Walmart. I didn't know what to do. And I was like, oh, no. I'm so embarrassed. Secondhand embarrassment, next level. And then you know what's even sadder? What? They never touched it. Nobody touched it. Yeah, they were expecting it. They didn't even touch it. I put it in the fridge fully packaged. Okay, well listen. Bro bought a charcuterie board for some friends coming over. Okay, listen. Right before they got cuddles.
What? Like four girls with one guy cuddling in one room? Whoa. No, that didn't happen. Moving on. Have you ever cuddled with more than one girl at once, Matt? Yes. I knew it. I'm not going to lie. Okay, but have you ever cuddled with... I'm proud of it. I'm not saying it was a good idea. But have you ever cuddled with two guys? Yes. Probably. That's hot. No, I've never cuddled a guy. Really? You should try sometime.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. How many girls have you cuddled with at once? Just you. That's such a lie. No. You didn't cuddle with any girls before we got married? I've never cuddled with anybody. I'm so good. I'm innocent. I'm innocent. Do you cuddle with your friends though? Yeah, with my girlfriends. Yeah. Yeah, we're both...
friends that are girls, not like girlfriends, you know? Are we going to pretend like you didn't just say that? What did you say? What did I say? Oh, it was you. Okay, yeah, sure. You should try it. No, no, no. Wait, what did I? I'm confused. I was just saying that you never cuddled with a girl. Yeah, no, I have. I have cuddled with a girl. Oh, just your wife? Yeah, just my wife. Oh, yeah, for sure. Actually. Oh, yeah. Actually. Actually.
I actually showed Kate a photo like two days ago of you cuddling with a girl. Let me see. Who is that? Wait. Let me see. You know who that is. I actually have no clue who I'm... Wait. Yes, you have. Wait.
I remember. Oh. Your music video popped up on my For You page yesterday. Yeah, literally in a music video. This is specifically why I said no pictures. She can see how mad he is. I'm taking a picture too. Look at this. That's just one of his friends. Look how mad he is in the photo, but he can't move because he'll wake the girl up. So he's just giving me this eye like. Yes.
Can we throw that up? Yeah, you can throw it up. Here's the thing. Before Cash and I started dating, we'd always talked. We were always FaceTiming, always texting. We were always a thing. But because Cash was like, I can't have a girlfriend. I'm working on my career. He really just wanted to... Yeah, I always told girls, I can't have a girlfriend. I got focused on my career. Yeah, it was such a fat lie. Their response every single time...
Well, why does Maverick have a girlfriend? And dude, that played me so much. He doesn't focus. And so anytime he was like off, because I only saw him like once or twice a year. And anytime he was out, like we weren't dating, but we were like always like texting and stuff. So he was like, he would just go meet up with girls. Okay. That sounds bad. That's not true. Well, is it not true? Are you tripping? Okay. I know.
at least I think we're outing cash right now cash was a player no no no yeah no he sure was he did be I honestly I should have I should have like when I was like 14 15 I wish I would have known like my self-worth and like dropped him then and like let him I was played so hard you were Alex
I was like, he's playing you so hard, girl. Alex would literally come to Texas and I'd be like, Alex. Alex is my cousin. No, Alex would come to Texas and he would tell me, he'd be like, yeah. I'd be like, Alex, I know he's meeting up with other girls right now. He never did anything more than kiss them. Wait, wait, wait. I got a question. Did Alex ever be like, yeah, he probably is? Yes. Or was Alex like, no, he definitely is. No, Alex straight up was like, no, yeah, he's doing that. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro code. Kicked out. Get out of the house. Get out of here. Alex literally saw. Yes, so he had a tattle.
she was crying literally i'm not even joking i was like in hayley's there's this one night me hayley and alex just sat outside all night talking talking and i was like literally having one of like my seven breakdowns of the week and um alex just happened to be there for that one and i was like alex i don't know what to do i need to stop talking to him he's playing me so hard and i know and alex is like yeah he's doing that you know conversations we were having with cash
I was having conversations like this. Stop what you're doing. No. Oh, you're going to make yourself look so good now. I would. I would say no. Either date her or don't date her. You never said that. You're playing with her. No, he did not. I know he did. I did 100%. No, yeah. So anyways, that's literally like the source of like my issues from when I was 15. Maverick was always like, good job, bro. And y'all know. Okay. But I did it to myself. Good job. Good job, bro. I did it to myself though. Like I knew cash was like,
like playing me i knew he was but i just he was i was so attached to him i was like i'm gonna marry him like i love him so much i don't care like i'll just let him i was stupid and my best friend was like you're so stupid and i was like i know and she was like you said like 10 times in the past 10 seconds oh sorry i was just counting sorry sorry i'm gonna put a like counter on that sorry but no um honestly honestly he's lying she's confused because
He just likes to lie and make me look bad, obviously, because he's my brother. And you weren't there. I know what you were doing. Every six months. I'm not even joking. No, you don't. Every six months, he would come clean of all the girls he had kissed in the last six months. Oh, yeah. Oh, this is gonna boom. Backfire on you. Oh, my gosh. You guys better take cover in here. Listen. Oh, gosh. One time I'm on the phone with her.
Fake crying because you got to make it seem real. You fake cried? I've done that. But I'm on the phone. I'm legit. You fake cried? When? For girls. Oh, I'm so sorry. What were you apologizing about? I don't know, but I clearly... Listen, I'm on the phone with her and I tell her
I'm like, Kate, I kissed this other girl. I did. And I'm so sorry. Please forgive me. Like I kissed her. It wasn't this other girl. It was seven other girls. No, it was Uno. And I said, I was like, but I want to be with you. I was like, I want to be with you. I'm sorry I kissed her like I shouldn't. It's not like we were dating. But I was like, just so you know, I did kiss her. But I want to be with you. And she starts bawling. She's like, that's okay. Like, blah, blah, blah. I forgive you. Blah, blah, blah.
I feel like trash, right? You feel like trash? I feel like garbage. Because you kissed a girl, but you owned up to it. Yes. And you said, I'm sorry. Exactly. I shouldn't have done that. Now this is where it backfires. That's admirable. I mean, it's bad you did it, but you came clean, right? No, you're not telling it. You guys always like to tell the stories to make yourself look good. No, I'm serious. I'm talking about the other part of the story. Should I say that? Where everything happened?
What happened? No, because I don't think it's relevant. I don't know what she's talking about. I don't know what she's talking about either. Yes, you do. When I went to that party. Oh, no, that's not relevant. Listen. That is relevant, though. No, it's not. But anyways. Parties are bad. Then she goes to school. Harper. Wait. You'll see in the clip. And then anyways. So I kiss the girl. I repent.
For what I have done. And I'm like, I'm sorry, Kate. Right? And then she makes me feel bad for it. She's like, it's okay, though. I forgive you. Like a week goes by. She's at school. And our other cousin, Bradley, finds out.
Bradley and Haley are sister and brother. Yeah, so she's telling everything to her best friend Haley, and Haley tells Bradley that she kissed another girl. What are you guys looking at? Oh, he needs to walk by. Can you walk in front of that camera? Yeah, just walk in front of it. You're good. Bradley...
Haley now knows. Sorry, I butchered this. Okay, listen. So Kate also kissed a guy the same week I kissed the girl. Yeah. But she didn't tell me. And then all of a sudden she calls me in the middle of the day while she's at school. She goes to the bathroom and she calls me. She's like, Cash, I just got to tell you I kissed another guy the same time and I feel so bad because I haven't told you and I just wanted to come clean about it.
And I was like, oh, it's okay. Like, I'm glad you told me now at least. Comes to find out she only told me because she figured out Bradley knew and Bradley was going to tell me at the end of the day. So she had to tell you first. And she was not going to tell me. Weeks went by, right? Like, yeah, like a whole week. Wow. That's like, that's trash. Yeah, I know. It wasn't great of me, but I think the most important fact here is
Is that after I kissed that guy, I have not, I was, I think I was 14. I have not kissed another guy since then. That is not cash. And after that, he still went on his rampage. No, I never kissed after, after I did that cash. I'm not even joking. Try to make your bad deed look good. Obviously I should have told you when you told me, told me, but here's the thing is after I did that, I was like, I cannot believe I hurt him that bad. I felt so bad. And I did. Even when you were playing me, I was like, I'm not going to go kiss another guy. I,
I was like, I can't go kiss another guy now. Like that hurt him so bad. I would never want to do that to him again. Yeah.
And then this guy needed to get it all out of his system before he got married. Oh, no. Okay, to be fair, just so we're clear, we were not dating any of these. We were not dating. I was like 15 years old and we were never dating. Once we started dating, obviously we were serious. Wait, wait, wait. How many girls have you even kissed? Wait, why did you just whisper to her? Nothing. How many girls have you kissed? Oh, you just whispered that to her, huh? Nope. That's really funny. Tell me. Four. 27. 27, whoa. 27. No, okay. Okay.
Never mind. Okay. What are your red flags? My red flags. Okay. So I can't hold a love relationship. Have you ever been in one? No. Harper, you just turned 14. I know, but I can't hold a relationship like that. Everybody in my grade is doing all this stuff, and I'm like...
Yeah. And then... Wait, what do you mean all this? Like, I've had... They all have a relationship. They all have boyfriends and girlfriends. I had one in sixth grade that lasted for 48 hours. Same. So I can't hold relationships. The second red flag is I...
I'm actually crazy. Like, I actually... Yeah, I'm very crazy. Like, I can't, like, chill. So, if you ever want to, like, be my friend, I won't chill out. Anyways, after that, one more red flag. I...
I don't quit. I don't quit stuff. I do. I never quit. I'm really good at quitting. I quit jiu-jitsu multiple times. I quit taekwondo multiple times. I don't mean like that. I mean like if I'm on a project, I can't quit it until I do it. That's like cash with vacuuming the house. That's my favorite thing. Yeah. Except for vacuuming. I do not quit vacuuming. If I start vacuuming, I gotta vacuum the entire house. And it's so weird because he doesn't clean. It's like an OCD thing almost, but yeah. Wow. That's my rough pass. Here, I have another one. Um...
Okay, this one's for Kate. Oh, boy. They want to know what it's like living with Cash and Maverick. Okay, so here's the thing, y'all, is...
Mav, don't act like that. I'm not going to say anything bad about you. I know she's about to go in right now. No, I am not. So living... Okay, here's the thing. When we first got married, everybody told us, they were like, what do you mean you're going to live with your brother-in-law after you get married? Yeah, everybody thinks we're crazy. They literally cannot wrap their... That is the most insane, which again, America, first world problems. Am I right? Yeah, other countries, the whole family lives together. Yeah, there's like 20 people in one house. In Colombia, there are generations. Like,
they don't move out yeah so no that's like that's like that's how you have to look at it it's like okay i live in america i have an amazing husband i live in this amazing house and i was just like do we really want to pay double yeah there was no need about it we can split half or we can pay double yeah no so so maverick like we like own 50 of the house and maverick owns 50 of the house and maverick lives upstairs and we live downstairs and honestly it works like you know like
Both of the boys work very hard, and I definitely take on the house, and I make sure everything's usually in order and stuff. Unless something breaks, then Maverick comes in for that. So I do like him for that. But normally he's the one breaking the things. Oh, I break one thing. What else have I broke? You broke the sink. You put a hole in the wall. What hole? Oh, okay. The one you drilled. That was intentional. He drilled a hole in the wall for his Tesla charger, and he says, I'm going to fix that.
That was six months ago when we moved in. Yeah, I drilled a hole and then I was like, you know what? I actually don't want it right there. I want it over here. Yeah. And then I asked him yesterday, I said, you going to fix that hole in the wall anytime soon? He goes, I changed my mind. I'm not fixing it. It's in the garage. Nobody sees it. It's whatever. But here's the thing is that living with them in that aspect is like,
fine. Like we all get along. We don't ever like argue or anything. Um, maybe we've gotten in one argument. I don't know. Not really. Me and Kate? We genuinely like it, but here's one for Harper. Wait, no, no, no. Oh, you want to continue? No, but here's the thing y'all that nobody thinks about is I'm the only female in the house. And so there's now there,
actually... That's not true. We got meth. We have... Okay, so I live with my husband and my brother-in-law and their cousin just moved in with us just for work and stuff. So I live with three men and I'm the only female and literally the testosterone in this house is through the roof. Like...
they're always like it does get crazy yeah it's like you know it's actually like i sometimes i want to just cry and leave and go hang out with like females yeah because it's like it's actually so and it hit me last night i was like because like all the guys were here last night there was like my brother and then cash maverick and alex were all here playing games and stuff and i was like the only one and i was just like i'm not gonna come up here and play madden with them you know why not
And like, even like yesterday after, after we finished working, we went out to dinner and it's just like everywhere we go, I'm like the only girl. And it's just like, I, so when Paige is in town, it's nice. Yeah. All right. This is the next question they had.
Does Harper like having red hair? Oh, no. Actually? I hate it so much. It looks so good. You don't understand how much I get bullied for it. Like, I swear. That's stupid. At school, they're all like, at school, they're all like, leprechaun, because I'm short. Leprechaun. Leprechaun, no soul. Uh,
they say like demon didn't you say you get called carrot top carrot top but a green top um midget well i'm i'm four foot eight so that kind of makes sense but like other than that i do like my red hair sometimes because like it's unique yeah i feel like if i had any other color it wouldn't fit me you know like it wouldn't no like imagine her blonde hair that'd be crazy no i think your red hair looks good yeah i i don't know i love it i think
My hair, I hope it gets darker, like brownish. Because, like, I don't know. No. Like, I don't know.
Oh my God. Every episode, it never fails. Well, why is she burping all the time? I have a burping problem and a farting problem. You know about that, Cash. You can't be mad. It's her bodily function. Yeah, that's what I thought. Okay, I got a question for you, Harper. Somebody asked me on my Instagram, do you have any tips for people going into the eighth grade this year? Yes. Are you about to throw up? I thought you was done. I was like, oh, wait a minute. I did that. I was like, oh.
But, yes, eighth grade tips. Oh, it's going to be the worst year of your life. Oh, my gosh. No. Dude, my peak was eighth grade. I mean, you're the queen and kings of the school. But, like, other than that, drama. Yeah. That's valid. Anything you do. What's, like, the most, like, dramatic thing that happened to you all throughout middle school? Oh, my gosh. That's actually the next question I have. Yeah, the next question was worst school experiences. So, yeah.
The most dramatic thing is rumors. Yeah. Everybody spreads rumors. And I'm like, oh my gosh. Yeah. People...
The worst thing that's ever happened to me is I lost all my friends over this. Did you find them? Yeah, I did. No, no. So I lost all my friends, and I went home every day, cried. Yes. And I would just go. It was in seventh and sixth grade. Girls are rude. Girls are so mean. No, that's so true. Like, middle school girls are, like, lethal. They're so rude. Like, actually so mean. I mean, I was like...
Fresh out of fifth grade, going into sixth grade and seventh grade. I was like, oh my gosh, I'm so excited. Like people from different schools are coming in. Boom. I am totally dead. Like inside, like it's so exhausting. Like drama. It drains you. Totally drains you. So do you have any like specific situations where like you literally like. So they're.
They're okay. So basically I've had, I have to go through my texts cause there's this one girl. Oh no. She's nice now. Not the text. But she's in sixth grade. No. So the same thing with me. So I was like fresh out of fifth grade going into middle school. So excited. I pretty much had like one or two friends that I was carrying over from elementary school to middle school. I had like my best friend. Right.
and we like one day out of the blue, I had been like friends with her for like a couple of years now out of the blue. She's like, which this like traumatized me in middle school. She, for some reason decided that she didn't want to be my friend anymore. And I think it was because there was more like of the popular, like, cause I will say in middle, like in sixth grade, I was like not popular. Like I wore like my softball tournament shirts every day. And like literally somebody actually called me out. He was like, why do you wear the same shirt every day? And I was like,
And it was really embarrassing. Did you wear the same shirt every day? No, they just all looked the same because they were all softball shirts. And so anyway, she randomly one day decided that she didn't want to be friends with me anymore. And every day at lunch, like I would save her spot and then she'd come sit down when she bought her food. And this one day she looks at me and walks off. And I was like, I didn't know what I did. And so I start texting her literally have not like,
spoken to her since and she and that was like my only friend in middle school so thankfully a couple weeks after that I found some new friends but I cried like every single day and then the next year I was like you know what I'm gonna like try to talk to her see if like we can be friends again I walk up to her in the locker room and I was like hey like we haven't talked in forever I cannot believe this is real life she looks at me and then looks at her other friend and goes
Kylie, can you hand me my necklace, please? And, like, starts putting her necklace on. And I was... And then, like, did not talk to me. And I said, okay. And I haven't talked to her since. And I was, like... No, yeah. Like, literally, like, why are, like, middle school girls, like, so mean? Like, I was trying to, like, be friends with this girl. And she... Like, I was, like, the scum of the earth or something. Like, not cool enough to talk to or whatever. Like, especially for a sixth grader, the things that I got texted... Yeah. ...were actual, like... Yeah. ...so damaging. Like, to me, like...
I haven't recovered. No, I know what you mean. And like, here's the worst part about it for me is I like felt like crap in like early middle school. So once I realized that I could be mean to people, I started being mean to people. Me too. And it was, no, I'm not even joking. And then I found out it bites you back. No, no. I found out that people actually have feelings and that it hurts people. And that's like,
I still feel so bad about it to this day. I've had multiple people tell me like, yeah, you were so mean in middle school. And I'm like, yep, I was. And it's really embarrassing. So to anybody that I was mean to in middle school, I'm sorry. Me and Matt didn't go to school very long. But even then, there was never a point in our life where we were like, yeah, we're okay with being mean. The thing is that I didn't know. Okay, here's the thing. I could look at a person and make fun of them. And I didn't feel bad about it. I didn't think it was wrong. To their face? Yeah.
Yeah. No, here's the thing is I now know, I now know that it was the people I was surrounding myself with. Of course, like if I had been surrounded by people that were like nice and loving and like, but the friends I was with were like that. Did anyone just make fun of you to your face? Yes. When I was early middle school, people would like, and it was like, you just know when someone's making fun of you. I don't think they did it enough. Hashtag bring back bullying. The thing,
No. And so I'm being serious. Like my like one word of advice for anybody like in middle school, sixth, seventh, eighth grade is like literally be nice to people. Just be nice. Because it actually like hurts people more than you would think. And it's like now I'm like 19 and I can talk about it and it's fine. But like I literally like want to just hug my sixth grade self and I want to hug the kids I bullied in middle school. In seventh grade, I was the center of drama. Like it was me.
of drama. I was, I was like, it was so bad. Y'all have no idea. Like, I got to a point where like, I couldn't go to school because I was like, I was like, literally like, everywhere I went, hey Harper, you're that brat, blah, blah, blah, all that thing and I'm like, oh my gosh. Were you the brat? Yeah. I mean,
I started crap that I shouldn't have started. You know, I made up lies, which I'm still, I'm still known for today for making up lies, which I've changed. I've changed so much. Yeah. I feel like you're so honest. No, I believe it. Like if she's admitting that she made up lies, like I made up this girl. So this, yeah. What's one you made up? This girl had quote unquote a brain tumor, but she actually overdosed. And,
And she was she was gone for a month out of school because she overdosed on stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Because. Yeah. And then she told everybody that she had a tumor. So all my friends were like, Harper, can you go up to her table and ask her if she actually has a brain tumor and show and ask if we can see the scar? They're like, also video it.
So I was like, yeah, sure. So then later on that day, they saw the video, blah, blah, blah. It was fine. And they were like, oh my gosh, she doesn't actually have it. And it started this whole drama around her. And then I went up to her and I was like, yeah, they asked me to do that. And then the girls got so,
mad. Your friends? My quote unquote friends. But I like them now, I guess. But like some of them. Wait, so what was the lie? So the lie was that I don't know. I don't know. People just made up
crap. No, yeah, it was like, it really is just like they have nothing better to talk about. And still, I have drama too, but like I've learned so much from the past years. Like, it's totally ruined like what I was like. I could have had such a fun experience, you know? Yeah, no, but I was, especially once I realized that like if I'm mean to people, like the cool people will like start liking me.
And so that's what I did was I was like, oh, if I like act like them, they'll like me. A lot of times it worked. They did. That's crazy. I know. I started off being a little cool. I literally like, I think about it. I'm like, I want to slap my 13 year old self across the face. She was so mean. And even. I don't think I was ever mean. Yeah. And even like the guys. Like guys just aren't mean like that. Guys wouldn't have drama ever. No. We don't. I never have drama. I would sit with guys.
I think that, I think in middle school there were definitely guys that would like make fun of girls and like call them ugly and stuff. To their face? Yes. No, I mean like, yeah. For mine, people call me ugly. Yeah, it's fine if it was a guy. No, like behind their back. Like I remember early high school, there was this, like,
This was, okay, by high school, I'd shut my mouth. I didn't talk to anybody. This was when literally like I spiraled into like my sadness. Thanks to this guy. Eeyore. Eeyore. No, I was a real life Eeyore. Her nickname was Eeyore because she was so mopey. I literally, guys, I don't know how I graduated high school. I would like show up to school 20, 30 minutes late and I would go sleep in the locker room for half of the day.
Like, I literally never went to class. I don't know how I graduated. I'm so done with this stupid chair. You picked it out. That's all you got. This thing is so annoying. I was, like, a big troublemaker in seventh grade and eighth grade. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Looking at you in that chair. I would go to the principal's office every single day. Oh, my gosh. Y'all have no idea how bad I was. I feel so bad for my teachers, but, like, I don't at the same time. Like, it was only two teachers, Ms. Miller and Ms. Langdon. I don't even.
I don't even care if I said it right. All right. Name drop in. No, but I remember like early high school, there was like,
there I remember there's this one specific girl on the cheer squad that for some reason everybody made fun of and I remember during a pep rally she walks out on the floor the like group of like 15 year old guys behind me is they're literally just going in on this girl the whole time it was like it was like for no reason like I was like why and of course I was 14 and I didn't have the guts to freaking stand up or say anything but I wish I would have because like the girl like what did she freaking
do to deserve to just be like literally degraded like that like it's just there's no point in that yeah it's always weird when you see people that uh you knew in high school or middle school and they're like adults with like kids yeah that's or something they're like they're like dads you're like yeah you know when mad was in grade school this is also kind of a girly girly thing of him
He made his teacher... If I'm getting this right, you made your teacher upset and then he cried about it. What? Because she was mad at you. I don't think... Oh, when I was in like second grade...
Yeah. Yeah, one of my teachers didn't like me. I hated that. I called her a liar. My mom made me apologize to her. Oh, my gosh. I called her a liar. Yeah, and then... I said that my teacher assaulted me. Whoa. Oh, that's heavy. What? Yeah, I said... No, kids are crazy. I said that my... Well, I mean... No, but I said that my teacher assaulted me, and she grabbed my arm, and she was, like, taking me down to the principal's office, and down the hall, I was just screaming the whole time. I was like, yeah, you're assaulting me! Because she...
Because she... Somebody's been watching too many police videos. No, because she grabbed my lanyard. So she got mad at me for taping my lanyard on because I didn't have an actual lanyard and I had to go downstairs and I didn't want to go downstairs. So I was like...
Fine, like I'm just gonna tape it on so then she grabs it and like chokes me Yeah, and then she's over here like I'm like, I'm actually assaulted me and it's an aunt. It's a joke to this day It's so funny, but yeah when I was in uh, also second grade me and my dad watched this ballerina documentary Yeah, I don't know why me my dad watched that but we bonded over it Me and my dad watched this ballerina documentary and
And they were showing it at like the bad side of ballerinas, which I didn't know there was a bad side of ballerinas, but there is. Yeah, they have like an eating disorder. They were showing like their eating disorders and like the ways they force themselves to throw up. And one of the ways they did it, they were like stick their hands kind of down their throat and they would make themselves throw up. And I saw that and I was like. I did that once because I wanted to try it out. I didn't throw up. I touched a dangly thing in the back of my throat. And I pulled it. And I was like, hold on.
You didn't pull it. I did. I touched it. That's like my biggest fear. I clenched it. I clenched it. And then I was like... And I pulled it. I was like... Because I saw trolls and he was like screaming. I talk so much about trolls. But he was screaming and it was like... And then I grabbed my own. Yo, if somebody grabbed mine... Your dingle ball? I can't even imagine how that would feel. Like, genuinely, I'm trying to think how it would feel. Freak out moment. I can't imagine without feeling. But continue with your story. Yeah, sorry. Yeah, so...
I saw that documentary and I was like, that's really good to know. And so I went to school the next day and I stuck my hand down my throat and made myself throw up just to get out of school. And they called my mom and they said I was sick, obviously. So she came and picked me up. And then when I got home, I was fine and I started playing, doing all my stuff. And then the next day I went back because my mom was like, he seems fine now. Next day I went back, I did it again. I stuck my hand down my throat and threw up. True.
Life hack. Yeah, she was like, what is going on? They sent me home again. My mom came and picked me up. Got home, started playing again. I was like, I'm chilling. This is great. I got it figured out. This is a great life, man. And then... I throw up. Mom picks me up. We get McDonald's. I go home, play games. And then the next day, I did it three days in a row. Third day, I get there in the morning there for about 30 minutes, make myself throw up. That is not healthy.
And the teacher, and I was literally just doing it to get out of school. And that's all I cared about. And made myself throw up. And the teacher called my mom. And she said...
I saw Cash sticking his hand out to make himself throw up. That's so funny. She tattled on me and then I got in big trouble. And that was when I called her a liar. And then my mom made me go apologize to her because I called her a liar. Called her a liar. She was a truther. She was the liar. Dude, I lied to some of my teachers. I enjoyed and I still enjoy. And you do too.
Trying to make people believe things that aren't real. Okay, no, you enjoy it to a whole new level. This guy literally will tell me something. I'm on the phone with him and he's like, Cash. And I'm like, yeah, he's like, literally something that I would never care about. He's like, doorknob on the front door fell off. And I'm like, I'm like, oh, okay. I wouldn't say that. No, you do. And then he's like, he's like, just kidding.
And I'm like, oh, you got me so good, dude. Wow. Like yesterday, the airbag light came on in Cash's car and he was like trying to figure out why it's on. Yeah. And then me and Michael are in the backseat. We're like, oh,
It's because it's out of airbag fluid. It's because it's out of air. Just so we're aware, I didn't have a problem with this. And so she was the one falling for it. We were like, Kate, you got to take the car down to O'Reilly's and get some airbag fluid and get them to put new air in it. And she starts looking up airbag fluid to order it on Amazon. She's like, okay, okay.
believed it and I found that hilarious but anyways no I did this since I was a little kid I was in like kindergarten yes things like that are funny but some things like it's you know what I got my teacher because he's done it in Kate's been like why would he even make it like that isn't even funny jokes don't hit okay no it's literally like stuff like that he's like oh um like he would lie be like oh your friends at our house I'm like really cool just kidding
And I'm like, okay. Don't do that. But anyways, that's really funny. When I was in kindergarten, I've done this my whole life. When I was in kindergarten, I got my teacher. I was like, yeah. Oh my gosh, I remember this. It was crazy last night. She's like, what? I was like, this is fun. I had to go to the emergency vet. She was like, what happened? I was like, my turtle, you know, its shell just fell off. I remember.
And she was like, she was like, Oh my gosh. I was like, yeah, it was tragic. Like we had to rush it to the ER and get a new shell put on. She's like, she was like, Oh my gosh, that's horrible. And I'm like, it really was like, maybe I could get a sucker or something. Cause I'm just in so much pain. And she believed it. She was like, Oh, I'm so sorry about your turtle. Now she kept asking me questions and I'm going into detail about this horrible trip to the ER for my turtles shell who fell off. And, and,
Then she sees my mom and she's like, I just want you to know I'm so sorry about Maverick's turtle and the shell situation. And I know he's going through a lot, you know, as a kid. And my mom's like, what? His turtle? He doesn't have a turtle. What shell? They don't even have one. Yeah. And my mom made me go apologize. But like, why would he make that?
make that that's exactly my point because even in kindergarten i knew that didn't happen look up what a turtle looks like without a shell i know that's exactly my point why would somebody make up that their turtle shell fell off and they don't even have a turtle that's just funny comedy guys like if you believe that i'm trolling you like that's funny that is true like she believed that a turtle shell fell off she believed that's hilarious wait don't they actually shed their turtle no wait oh my
Wait, do they shed their shells? They shed their scales on their shell, but the shell grows with them. Guys, I think y'all might be scarred.
Oh, it probably looks like... Oh, that's fake, Harper. That's not fake as a tortoise. That's fake. It is? That was definitely fake. Oh, wait. All right, guys. Oh, my gosh. We're going to go ahead and wrap up the podcast here. Let's go. Hope you guys enjoyed this episode. As always, if you want to watch more episodes of the podcast, click right here. We'll see you on the next one. Peace.